ever since i've found jesus and started reading the bible, things have gotten worse.
>be God. start having a conversation with Satan, this normalfag degenerate that you have to interact for your job.
>You: "consider my servant anon: he's not one of my best, but he could be worse. i mean, at least he's not a Deus vult LARPer"
>satan: "yes, yes he could be worse! if you let me rough him up a bit, he'll curse you to your face!"
>You: "probably so. as i said, he's not real great. give it a try."
>then satan runs off and starts wrecking anon's shit.
i lost my job, my financial picture is falling apart, the ctrl and shift keys on my keyboard is failing, i've got boils and scabs all over me, and now i've got this pain wrenching out of one my back teeth. it's like the plagues have been turned on. hopefully he won't start killing my family members.
*aside from not blogposting* what do, /christian/?