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File: 4badbe8785854fb⋯.png (2.48 MB, 750x1334, 375:667, 35524964-65E5-428B-805C-98….png)

602faf No.540691

Unicorns are real.

Numbers 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.

Numbers 24:8 God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.

Deuteronomy 33:17 His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.

Job 39:9 Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?

Job 39:10 Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

Psalms 22:21 Save me from the lion's mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns.

Psalms 29:6 He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.

Psalms 92:10 But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.

Isaiah 34:7 And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=1671s&v=sX5s5V7bf-s

65de06 No.540703

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>540691

I tried to correct atheists with this. Of course, they're always dismissive when it's convenient for them.

For the spirit of the 'argument' which atheists formulate, it might be best to say Jesus is that said unicorn, or just ignore their 'argument' entirely.


333549 No.541297

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>540703

>>540691

Yea the unicorn is Rhinoceros unicornis

1.) Built similarly to oxen

2.) One horn

3.) Strong, powerful animal

4.) Probably sympatric with lions (often mentioned together)

5.) Not domesticated

6.) Calves skip (thats how unicorn calves run)

Skip the 0:27 on this video


54ab17 No.541383

>>540691

What? What king of busted translation are you reading? There's no unicorns in the Bible.

The closest you get is pic related

>Numbers 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.

God brings them out of Egypt; He has strength like a wild ox.

>Numbers 24:8 God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.

“God brings him out of Egypt; He has strength like a wild ox; He shall consume the nations, his enemies; He shall break their bones And pierce them with his arrows.

Okay,this is nonsensical. You just went back and inserted "unicorn" whenever it said "wild ox".


b9c02c No.541401

File: 1c10a24b46841fb⋯.jpg (88.29 KB, 900x841, 900:841, the_aurochs_by_phan_tom.jpg)

>>541383

It's from the KJV. Y'know, the one the Burpists revere.


b9c02c No.541407

File: 4564ffc95405346⋯.jpg (494.79 KB, 800x572, 200:143, f83c26b2ea07e5f10bd09ad8e3….jpg)

>>541401

Oh yeah, and the creationists said it was neither of those, but instead a creature that didn't evem live at the time this was written: Elasmotherium.


985fdd No.541410

>>541297

they look ridiculous

everything about a rhinoceros is ridiculous

did God make rhinocerhi for laughs


2e9584 No.541419

>>541410

God prob loves ridiculous things

i mean elephants look pretty ridiculous


d39b75 No.541519

>>541383

The Hebrew word is "re’em," which literally means "one-horned beast." Greek translations call it a "μονοκερως," which in Latin is "unicornus." The English King James renders this "unicorn." All these words only mean "one horned animal," they're not referring to pink horses with sparkly horns


0b150a No.541531

>>541383

Unicorns do exist. Its Latin binomial is rhinoceros unicornis.

>hurr durr muh science

>doesn't know anything about science


e207f7 No.541571

File: 78e6c772a200fe0⋯.jpg (58.83 KB, 684x461, 684:461, Black-Rain-Frog.jpg)

>>541410

When these exist I think it's a fair guess.


1caaaa No.541609

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8dc033 No.541716

File: 600ef3987205651⋯.jpg (166.08 KB, 600x437, 600:437, elephant.jpg)

File: 5f2b70b60cdaff7⋯.jpg (93.78 KB, 838x498, 419:249, dragon.jpg)

>>541519

>they're not referring to pink horses with sparkly horns

The only reason Europeans in the Middle Ages drew them that way is because they had never seen a real unicorn, so they based its appearance on something they were familiar with. You see similarly ridiculous interpretations of elephants.

Most Europeans had never seen a unicorn so they become associated with something mythological and rare. Much like a dragon (possibly some kind of large reptile).

A dragon for example…

1.) Is poisonous (note: NOT venomous)

>Deuteronomy 32:33

Their wine is the poison of dragons, and the cruel venom of asps.

2.) Probably exhibits some nocturnal activity (if it is a reptile we can assume it lives in a hot climate).

>Job 30:28 I went mourning without the sun: I stood up, and I cried in the congregation. 29 I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls.

3.) Probably is able to swim or spends some portion of its live in the sea.

>Psalm 74:13 Thou didst divide the sea by thy strength: thou brakest the heads of the dragons in the waters.

4.) Probably spends time on land as well, since its young be stepped on.

>Psalm 91:13 Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.

5.) It makes some sort of loud vocalization.

>Micah 1:8 Therefore I will wail and howl, I will go stripped and naked: I will make a wailing like the dragons, and mourning as the owls.

Based on all of this, my best guess for a dragon is a crocodile or a large monitor lizard (ie Komodo dragon).

Monitor lizard:

1.) Can be poisonous but is not venomous (Komodo dragon has a poisonous bite). (1)

2.) Komodo dragons are mostly diurnal but according to Wikipedia they do exhibit some nocturnal activity. (1/2)

3.) Komodo dragons are excellent swimmers (1)

4.) Spends most of its time on land. (1)

5.) Does in fact make a wailing vocalization. (1)

Crocodiles also fit the bill, except for that they don't have poisonous bites. Its also possible that the ancients interpreted both of these creatures as different types of dragons (sort of like how we colloquially call both crocodiles and monitor lizards as "reptiles", even though crocodiles aren't reptiles).

Its also possible that dragon = monitor lizard and crocodile = leviathan. Both really interesting, I'll post more later. Hashing out these Biblical animals is fun.


b588a7 No.541741

>>541407

The cultural memory could have survived for a long time, and "29k years ago" is only derived from the age of the last known fossils. According to the wiki, there are suspected legends of the beast in many Eurasian cultures.

t. not creationist


b9c02c No.541808

File: 21bafd46a6b8c68⋯.jpg (298.87 KB, 800x795, 160:159, p2l4grf.jpg)

>>541741

While true, it does raise the question of why exclusively that animal, when others like it still exist, like OP's Indian rhino? Creationists have a tendency to use larger, more charismatic animals in their narratives. St. George is the best example I can think of, replacing a modern monitor lizard with the prehistoric baryonyx. Others include brachiosaurus as behemoth, and a (fire-snorting) mososaur as the leviathan.


b588a7 No.541838

>>541808

If it's only thousands of years, the memory of the beast could still live on in the oral history as the memetic biggest, baddest land animal. Dinosaurs who died out 65 million years ago couldn't have entered the oral history at all.


449d4b No.541839

>>541383

> wild ox

What idiot wrote this? An ox is a castrated bull, specifically done so the bull will be more docile. How can there be wild oxen? Barring accidents obviously, but who would compare God to a crippled cow?

>>541609

That's the most adorable REEE I have ever heard.


e8914c No.541855

>>541808

>Others include brachiosaurus as behemoth

Because the discreption behimemkth doesn't fut any animal alive today and fits the brachiosaurus finep


0b150a No.541858

>>541839

>>541383

>Numbers 23:22

>What idiot wrote this? An ox is a castrated bull, specifically done so the bull will be more docile. How can there be wild oxen?

"Modern" translation strikes again. This is another reason why we are KJV only.


0b150a No.541861

File: 432986122306370⋯.png (74.87 KB, 1490x627, 1490:627, megalania.png)

>>541808

>>541716

>St. George is the best example I can think of, replacing a modern monitor lizard with the prehistoric baryonyx

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalania

Megalania was a giant monitor lizard related to Komodo dragons. It reached 7m (23 ft) long and the largest specimens weighed as much as 1,940 kg (4,280 lb). According to scientists it lived at least 50,000 years ago and for a while cohabited Australia with humans.

Think about it. This is a 20 foot long, 4,000lb carniverous lizard. If we use komodo dragons, their closest extant relative, as an example, then this is a highly aggressive animal with a poisonous bite. Surely this is a dragon, if anything is.

>>541855

Its a perfect description of brachiosaurus actually.


602faf No.541868

>>541861

>Its a perfect description of brachiosaurus actually.

Yes, because the Bible knew about dinosaurs way before (((((science))))) did.


b9c02c No.541869

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>541855

Vid related

>>541861

St. George slew the dragon in Africa, not Australia. An average African monitor lizard is still a formidable creature. The original depictions of the dragon were much smaller and more lizard-like than the monstrous forms we give them today.


602faf No.541870

>>541869

But what else has a tail like a cedar tree snd fits the rest of the descriptions?

also

>vid related: There was sin before Adam

Really goy


b9c02c No.541874

File: 9ea70db27bfb736⋯.jpg (1.26 MB, 2205x1868, 2205:1868, Sarah-and-Elephant-.jpg)

File: d0bd05dd53ea457⋯.jpg (1.55 MB, 1359x1569, 453:523, African_and_Asian_elephant….jpg)

>>541870

>15 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.

Brachiosaurs are browsers, not grazers. Depending on the elephant, you have either a browser or a grazer

>16 Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.

Brachiosaurs are egg-layers, they cannot have a navel.

>17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.

Moveth is the key word here.

>18 His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

Elephants are like this, too.

>19 He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him.

>20 Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.

Last I checked, people tend to keep their distance from an elephant, and would get anywhere near a brachy.

>21 He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.

>22 The shady trees cover him with their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about.

They describe a large animal. Both are rather large in their own respects.

>23 Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.

Sounds like someone's observed an elephant's habit of actually sucking in water through its trunk.

>24 He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares.

Sauropods have regular snouts like every other dinosaur, so why it be noted? Elephants, by contrast, have massive trunks.

I also notice this description lacks any mention of their most tell-tale trait: their long necks.


0b150a No.541876

>>541869

>4ft lizard

>formidable

A crocodile is more believable.


0b150a No.541877

File: 05f2ba8878ca318⋯.jpg (60.83 KB, 800x533, 800:533, nile monitor.jpg)

>>541869

Behold the great beast, a formidable monster, verily a dragon, killed by St. George


b9c02c No.541884

File: 40c1e84ea9a7d1a⋯.jpg (78.81 KB, 387x599, 387:599, 387px-Gustave_Moreau_-_Sai….jpg)

File: 2311545b1d02724⋯.jpg (133.89 KB, 640x898, 320:449, angaig_10313953012.jpg)

File: 2fadff2a9e01398⋯.jpg (97.61 KB, 407x600, 407:600, 260ee14e54ae40c0d03d0ae10a….jpg)

>>541876

>>541877

A little embellishment goes a long way. These are earlier illustrations, before their romanticization in modern culture.


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f613f6 No.541969

>>541874

Didn't it also say behemoth had a tail like a tree? Is that referring to the trunk?


b9c02c No.541971

>>541969

"Moveth like a cedar." I don't think tree trunks move.


9fe549 No.542060

>>541870

Not sure how related this is, but Ezekiel 31:3-17 talks about Satan like a cedar tree.


602faf No.542066

>Moveth is the key word here.

And what does that keybword imply then?

>Brachiosaurs are egg-layers, they cannot have a navel.

You can't really tell whether or not it laid eggs from some shiity skeletons


b9c02c No.542080

File: 17edcdbf13040bc⋯.pdf (10.54 MB, 134.2007CoriaandChiappe.pdf)

>And what does that keyword imply then?

Watch from around 19:00 to 21:10 on the video in >541869 to find out.

>You can't really tell whether or not it laid eggs from some shitty skeletons

PDF related.




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