>gay marriage>women clergy>pro-choice christiansWhy can't /christian/ just get in line with the times?

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Christanon 10/06/17 (Fri) 02:20:13 d93a2c No.534613

>gay marriage

>women clergy

>pro-choice christians

Why can't /christian/ just get in line with the times?

Christanon 10/06/17 (Fri) 02:25:10 afd8ea No.534615

>>534613

Because this "time" will pass, and then I'll just be a bitter freak trying to recapture the libertine 2000s for the rest of my life. It's better to root myself in eternal principles then passing fads

Christanon 10/06/17 (Fri) 02:29:34 d93a2c No.534618

>>534616

>B-but don't judge

Christanon 10/06/17 (Fri) 03:41:48 8ae06b No.534646

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>>534613

I emitted a little titter

Christanon 10/06/17 (Fri) 03:43:13 03ac01 No.534649

>>534613

>there are literally female deacons in the bible

>deacons are ordained ministers

>yfw you realize women clergy is biblical

Christanon 10/06/17 (Fri) 03:45:54 245bee No.534650

>>534649

>yfw it was targeted as heresy in one of the epistles

Christanon 10/06/17 (Fri) 03:52:17 d61933 No.534652

>>534649

This

>pro-choice Christians

No, just no.

Christanon 10/06/17 (Fri) 04:16:23 d9d8fa No.534658

>>534652

>>534649

the eternal anglo strikes again

Christanon 10/06/17 (Fri) 04:17:52 07242d No.534659

>>534613

Not interested in leading people astray.

Christanon 10/06/17 (Fri) 04:52:27 d9dbef No.534673

Pro child-murder*

Ftfy

>>534649

Women having a role in the church is fine. Women having a leadership role where they teach men is not fine.

Christanon 10/06/17 (Fri) 04:53:59 ca47f0 No.534675

>>534649

classic divorce church not reading the bible

"But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

Christanon 10/06/17 (Fri) 04:59:45 fc58cc No.534680

>>534649

Deaconesses aren't priests.

Christanon 10/06/17 (Fri) 06:26:07 e5b75d No.534687

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>>534613

/christian/ doesn't get with the times.

The times get with /christian/ .

Christanon 10/06/17 (Fri) 08:07:41 8ae06b No.534696

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>>534646

>>534613

that pro-choice Christian pink-wearing woman does make me kinda sick tho

I wonder why she thinks she's Christian

Christanon 10/06/17 (Fri) 17:19:55 d6fbac No.534790

>>534649

>diakonon just means helper or servant

>Deacon as an ordained position was not established st the time of the writing of the New Testament

>women are not permitted to teach or have authority over a man

>there was no precedent for ordaining women until about 50 years ago

>yfw "deaconesses" in the NT were just faithful women who were "servants of the Church"

Christanon 10/06/17 (Fri) 17:27:32 5649d1 No.534792

>>534649

>>534652

APOSTOLICS YES!

Christanon 10/06/17 (Fri) 17:39:24 b655bb No.534795

>>534792

angel pastor Jim pls

Christanon 10/07/17 (Sat) 04:31:38 85a68b No.535018

>>534613

why the fuck are these threads even allowed?

Christanon 10/07/17 (Sat) 12:10:28 d1daa0 No.535036

>>534696

If it makes you feel better she probably "evolved past all that" a few years ago and no longer "identifies" as a "Christian." She's probably in a Wiccan coven by now. Openly "liberal" false Christians most often weed themselves out, given time. They don't have any real faith to lose so apostasy isn't much of a barrier to them. It's the stealthier falsies you have to worry about.

Christanon 10/09/17 (Mon) 05:41:40 7dc862 No.535722

>>534613

Gays should be stoned

Women aren't allowed to talk in church

The Bible says that conception = baby so abortion is murder and the penalty for murder is stoned to death

Christanon 10/09/17 (Mon) 21:28:09 167707 No.536107

>>534613

>>Gay Marriage

Still thinking homosexuality is cool and hip, when it's complete bullshit and nothing more than an invitation to lust.

>>Women Clergy

Women in leadership. Not even once.

>>Pro-choice Christians

Most people are against abortion, and even more are for limited abortion rights.

Of course, this is nothing but a distraction thread, be gone, loser.

Christanon 10/10/17 (Tue) 12:55:29 45c3c1 No.536372

Stat crux dum volvitur orbis

Christanon 10/10/17 (Tue) 18:58:18 652ee9 No.536488

>>534613

go back to /christ/ faggot

Christanon 10/10/17 (Tue) 19:26:27 7055aa No.536496

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>>536488

I checked /christ/ since I've only been there once and I come across this thread

https://8ch.net/christ/res/15038.html#15038

He posted some genuine questions but two gnostics are already trying to lead him astray in their blasphemy !

Quick Brother, we must help him and fight these peoples, I'm calling for help because I'm new to the faith, I'm currently reading the Bible and pray the most I can do however I can't handle them alone. We need to act, they're trying to take this lost person straight to Hell… I was once tempted with gnosticism, but I was so wrong ! So please, help him…

Christanon 10/10/17 (Tue) 19:27:04 7055aa No.536497

>>536496

came, sorry for the mistakes today was quite a difficult day

Christanon 10/12/17 (Thu) 16:36:49 de8b65 No.537198

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>>534613

>>534646

also, people who can't comic-sarcasm >>535722 >>536107 >>536488

>>536496

I did my part, but it seems the guy is just meming eastern religious thought than Christianity. He seems pretty mislead.

Christanon 10/13/17 (Fri) 08:29:09 e327b0 No.537571

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