d869b2 No.508351
>>508298
mine's better cuz it's 3MB smaller
ada8fe No.508354
7314c6 No.508371
ca8ccd No.508374
>dank
Delete thread and try again
e6f8ff No.508442
>>508392
Well it's true that we wanted to smash them.
80b7c5 No.508455
>>508392
>The text reads further, “(The Turks) will be destroyed. They will be eradicated because they are a nation that was built without God’s blessing. One third of the Turks will go back to where they came from, the depths of Turkey. One third will be saved because they will become Christians, and the other third will be killed in this war.” This is based on the Saint Kosmas prophecy.
f0ddc8 No.508456
>>508455
>They will be eradicated because they are a nation that was built without God’s blessing.
Obvious forgery, the Turks are out greatest allies
e6f8ff No.508458
>>508456
Constantinople intensifies
b8068f No.513481
>>511185
whats the context for this? kinda rude tbh
8de857 No.513997
>>508409
Why do want others to suffer?
b0cb74 No.514025
a3f854 No.514027
>>508456
>The text reads further, “(The Turks) will be destroyed. They will be eradicated because they are a nation that was built without God’s blessing. One third of the Turks will go back to where they came from, the depths of Turkey. One third will be saved because they will become Christians, and the other third will be killed in this war.” This is based on the Saint Kosmas prophecy.
8a1dde No.514030
based on this i am a Protestant ….wish there was like "non-Orthodox Catholic" flag
9d6573 No.514031
>>513996
> James White and Walter White
> Both have White as surname
> Both are bald and have goatees
> Both live in Southern US states with deserts
> Both secretly deal meth
a0b898 No.514032
8a1dde No.514033
e035ff No.514034
>>511208
nope
That's what I think of Mr.J Evans Pritchard
52dd36 No.514072
>>508409
>99.999999% Shi'ite Muslim Nakhchivan is gray
Why? Are you confusing it with Nagorno-Karabakh like everyone always does?
ffdcb5 No.514079
>>514072
He didn't get Gallipoli or Imbros either so its safe to say he was taking liberties. Plus he gave Bornholm to Sweden, which is incredibly rude and lacking respect for our Danebros living there.
82c003 No.514095
>>514037
I learned the other day that a cocaine overdose will also lead to a Potassium overdose. Must be the KOH.
6cdf80 No.515178
>>513996
>h3h3+wife
uncanny.
ace171 No.516021
A bit vulgar but this is funny in a "blacks say the darndest things" way, and also true.
4a3d21 No.516168
Somneone post an atheist picardia with the caption
"when God doesn't exist but you spend your youth debunking him in imageboards and deviantart"
2c336b No.516173
>>516090
>she's not even in the driver's seat
7cc40b No.516223
>>516021
Hey, I was gonna post that because the edgy and dank drips from it, but I thought better of it on /christian/
However, the problem is there is almost no dank Christian memes anywhere. Or maybe I'm confusing dank with edgy … Turks would be the closest this board has to "dank" wouldn't it?
>>515150
>isralites had to beg Romans to nail Him to a cross for 3 days and stab him with a spear before he died
>nail Him to a cross for 3 days
>stab him with a spear before he died
is this meant to be a poor theology meme?
7cc40b No.516224
>>516223
dang, posted wrong one, but you get where I'm coming from, I guess
Second one is oc
ce9450 No.516396
>>516242
This meme doesn't make any sense. Both statements are true.
d304ba No.516417
>>516396
The site accepts only one as correct is the joke
7cc40b No.516420
>>516396
>This meme doesn't make any sense
Firstly, implying memes always make sense
>Both statements are true
And, secondly, meme-dude has to choose to press just one button. He has to choose one. Thus the sweating.
You've never seen this meme before, have you?
f20c7e No.516524
Does anyone have the Western Fathers bingo where it's just Augustine and Aquinas a whole bunch?
98ec9a No.516558
>>514095
>Potassium
ITS VITAMIN K!
f947f0 No.516841
My first attempt at OC, feel free to make it better somehow. My inspiration came from seeing another similar macro, except it promoted doing some sinful act, so I thought what better way to change that for God's Purpose and to glorify Him.
e306cb No.516846
>>516558
I chortled
thanks anon
6fcae0 No.517098
>>517093
tbh all of these suck. fuck you for turk posting
(Please don't be uncivil.) 18eaa6 No.517248
>>517245
i made this like a year or so ago, back when i couldn't spell society
55f7e3 No.517325
>>517313
*blocks your path*
18eaa6 No.517329
>>517313
>Doctor White, I'm KJV
285980 No.517674
>>514030
>Here be toll houses
10/10
a3f854 No.517778
>>517313
>you don't get to bring priests
a3f854 No.517779
b27769 No.519108
>>516551
That's one of the worst webms I've ever seen lol
a3f854 No.519125
2e7185 No.519807
Can someone post the independent fundamental baptist meme that says "what you doing John the Baptist? Independent Fundamental Baptism", and so on. I lost it and it's my fave.
2e7185 No.519875
abc615 No.521541
>>519862
You should have edited the priest's head so he was standing up straight
10b745 No.521586
>>517853
LOVE that second one.
Third one is also pretty neat.
>>519112
I don't geddit ... ?
>>521527
>that second one, tho
e1152c No.521631
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>521618
>Protestant music
39a030 No.521660
>>521656
>pic 4
Benedict XVI is right. This is why I left my old parish for a new one.
ee3ef0 No.521691
>>521618
how is the last one a christian meme
18eaa6 No.521696
5b74bf No.521713
10b745 No.521731
Anyone else having awful trouble viewing a lot of the images here?
Particularly ones posted today are getting big, fat 404s
>>521693
>first pic
tfw you know the layout and look of Anderson's church better than your own
>second pic
Who IS this guy that he should be so successful in destroying my soteriology? Point me at him that I might learn the astounding truth about his cups.
5b74bf No.521769
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>521731
>Anderson's
>church
:^)))
>Who IS this guy that he should be so successful in destroying my soteriology? Point me at him that I might learn the astounding truth about his cups.
A small apologetic chanel that recently got James White angry because he showed flaws in his "logic"
Video with cups is here
18eaa6 No.521781
>>521769
>recently got James White angry
can you link to that one?
18eaa6 No.521782
>>521781
i mean if it was on an episode of the dividing line and not some twitter or facebook thing.
3a2bf5 No.521783
>>521769
I love that guy. He deserves more attention tbh.
e3a9b2 No.521786
>>521769
6/10 could be better but it's sufficiently eloquent. For the level of rigor he's going for, he's missed a few points.
c4d3e1 No.521845
>>513481
It's a fake edit by ellen.
5045c0 No.521872
>>521769
What a retard. He has to skip chapters of God's word to find a roman catholic point.
c2adca No.521894
>>521618
Finally! My collection is one step closer completion.
f25797 No.522211
>>521894
>liturgical_abuse.webm
11c0ea No.522229
42b7ac No.522245
>>521769
These videos could be cut down to 6 minutes, every time. Not to mention his arguments aren't that great. I agree with the comments saying he should debate James White, because I think the misunderstandings between the two could be easily understood (and it would be entertaining to watch).
924b1c No.522246
I need that Nazi Japanese Guy saying "Jesus was a samurai" meme
1617b4 No.522292
>>522245
Doesn't happen. White only debates people who he thinks he can win against.
9d6573 No.522298
>>522292
> White only debates people who he thinks he can win against
White's debated against Trent Horn and Peter D. Williams. Are you implying that How To Play With Cups is a better debater than either of them?
66cf51 No.522363
>>508295
i found this on /lit/
7febb7 No.522374
>>522229
Then tell everyone why he inserted the identity of those who are called, when chapter 9 and 10 of Romans revealed who they are (and it's not the groups who RC claims they are), yet he skip those pages.
Hmmm…As if Rome can't deal with the text.
c88756 No.522388
>>522374
You are doing what James is doing. You are taking ONE group of Called (which are one that were predestined and foreknew and tell them they are ALL that are ever Called. But we know that "many are called, but few are chosen."
7febb7 No.522393
>>522388
Well, excuse everyone who ever read Romans 8 in context, because Paul for one makes it clear of those who are called and justified.
a3f854 No.522394
>>522391
me too, anon. me too.
967d2c No.522612
pic related wilfully stolen from >>>/tg/327229
>>522363
>has never heard of a png file
c742ce No.522631
>>522363
>the pastor was visibly shaken and dropped his chalk and copy of Your Best Life Now: 7 Steps to Living at Your Full Potential by Joel Osteen
0d2eb1 No.522701
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>522292
How To Be A Shitposter made a new response to James White. I guess there won't be a debate.
fabe4f No.522705
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>522701
Mr. White is one of the most respectable Christian youtubers I have ever seen and almost every time someone trys to shill against him they end up looking foolish. The only person I can think of currently who addressed him respectfully is Kabane, not counting some debates perhaps, but even in the debates I often can't respect his opponents, even if I agree with them more theologically than Mr. White
Cathokido is super cringe inducing with his mathematical autism and inability to actually address the meat of anything
c88756 No.522730
>>522705
>Cathokido is super cringe inducing with his mathematical autism and inability to actually address the meat of anything
Because, surprise surprise, he is literally playing all of James' video. And as far as it went before he got to watching actual video to in which he responding, White have given many options without facts to back them up.
It's called "part 1" for a reason, you know.
fabe4f No.522740
>>522730
His mathematical autism was a choice, it was his own content, and it was thoroughly unnecessary
6cdf80 No.522745
>>522705
>>522730
You have to admit that this level of autism is pretty cringey. He ironically wastes time in the video over-dissecting a figure of speech. He also sounds like a fedora with every other word from his mouth is "fact" or "logic" (watch him waste a minute evaluating his own speech patterns to deduce that "fact" and "logic" actually occur in his vocabulary every 1 out of 8.23802222222 times).
6a09d7 No.522761
>>522701
>>522730
His autism inspired me, so about 6 minutes in I got a pen and paper and started counting.
According to my calculations, Mr. AIDS patient spent 23 minutes and 30 seconds being butthurt, 3 minutes and 47 seconds on his usual filler, and 1 minute and 42 seconds on anything of actual substance and value.
Wew
fe95ac No.522766
>>522761
According to my calculations ur butthurt lol
ace171 No.522767
Feel free to take this concept and run with it if you want. Sort of a Goofus and Gallant thing but with a stereotypical Irish Catholic and WASP.
967d2c No.522813
I'm sorry I asked >>521731 I think
>>522745
yeah, this guy's only real claim to fame is attacking white. His ideas made me cringe off the bat. He explains his 2 minute ideas over 30 minutes
>>522761
I lol'd
9d6573 No.522846
>>522767
> Sort of a Goofus and Gallant thing but with a stereotypical Irish Catholic and WASP.
Zachary Hale Comstock was a 🅱️ased 🅱️aptist who knew that savage Fenian scum didn't belong in Colum🅱️ia
ace171 No.522852
>>514037
Since Parkinson's has to do with dopamine I wouldn't be surprised if earlier cocaine abuse led to Williams' Parkinson's.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2005/12/051214084800.htm
a3f854 No.522880
>>522701
usually his vids are ok, this is trash wtf. i would like to see a debate between them. white would crush it btw
3efa5c No.523035
>>522246
here you go, friend!
924b1c No.523040
7278d4 No.523113
>>522880
He's just getting back at White for hurting his feelings.
7c832d No.523137
>>523040
He's actually pretty Pagan. Here is the video series where he talked about Christianity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RcEyaKn96I
443ed1 No.523160
>>523035
>Coptic
That's a rare flag right there.
75db06 No.523194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVbMbejY3-I
A made a video on fyodor dostoevsky and his book notes from underground. Not christian themed but the guy himself is certainly. i hope you enjoy it
19e612 No.523384
>>523035
is there any full video?
he seems to have his own opinions about jesus
c2d659 No.523411
>>522813
>yeah, this guy's only real claim to fame is attacking white.
<showing hypocrisy and logical errors with bid dose of self-judgment while saying time and time again that James is great teacher when he does not add Calvinists crap into Christianity is attacking now
>He explains his 2 minute ideas over 30 minutes
Well, his chanel is targeted at protestants.
ebeba8 No.523442
c0a7cb No.523516
>>523411
not an excuse for the sudden shitty video. look at all his other ones, they're great. but in this one the tone is different than usually since he's taking it as a personal attack. he's butthurt basically
c2d659 No.523556
>>523516
>not an excuse for the sudden shitty video.
It's commentary upon video of White. It's as shitty as White's answer which is shitty itself.
Nor it is sudden, for he many times said that he would love to engage with James in discussion. It was to happensoon or later since he made his first video about White's errors.
>but in this one the tone is different than usually since he's taking it as a personal attack. he's butthurt basically
His tone is the same tone that he used in response to Jaclyn Glenn. Fatherly concern and amusement with bit of pity.
863e57 No.523603
>>523384
it's part of his long rant video on "jews fear the samurai" and "jews and origin of the universe"
9b7b02 No.523668
>>523411
>>523556
His videos are bottom tier. He inflates a 2 minute argument about predestination into a 30 minute game of cup stacking.
feaa6c No.523905
>>508409
>Hitler is in the black
18eaa6 No.523917
>>523912
>4th pic
hey, that's actually kind of coo–
>reverand wanda
a3f854 No.524851
>>523912
>3rd pic
i'm livid
331854 No.524962
>>522684
Requesting the "well-meme'd friend- now repent" with orthodox priest Pepe. I saw it going around here but didn't save it.
173b9b No.524974
>>523905
Hitler got triggered by Old Testament and tried to delete it.
6b278a No.525616
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
WHERE'S THE MONEY, LEBOWSKI?
a3d5b0 No.525701
>>523909 >>523912
Those first ones, tho
f93fd6 No.527006
>>525720
haha jokes on you, orthodoxism is the most unnacesseable and exclusivist denomination there is.
Id honestly have converted if they werent acting like a greek or russian or serbian ethnical secret club.
0d2584 No.527023
>>527006
>le national club meme XD
a3f854 No.527030
>>527006
what is the OCA?
also don't act like protties aren't an ethnic club for old white people
f93fd6 No.527035
>>527030
yeah well, im in central Europe. contributes to the fact its all just russians or serbian migrants using the church as a meetup and means of practicing their native religion.
6cdf80 No.527103
961277 No.527115
fabe4f No.527134
>>527030
A Russian ethnic club
a7f2dd No.527146
>>527134
The priest at my local ROCOR parish has the WASPiest name I've ever heard in my life.
d7c6e6 No.527154
7105c2 No.527873
eca155 No.528137
>>527134
I attend an OCA church that's like half convert. .
6756e3 No.528275
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
TREMBLE BEFORE THE MAJESTY OF THE LORD
f68545 No.528312
>>528275
Greatest video I've ever seen
5d9413 No.528314
3a2bf5 No.528327
>>528275
>Priest with Eucharist pass by
>people are not kneeling
f9b78a No.528342
>>528327
If it isn't sanctified yet, you shouldn't.
f7b993 No.528344
>>528342
That's beautiful, the way those Liberals flee!
46c3bd No.528353
>>528342
beautiful
all those cuck stares
a009dd No.528389
>>525037
They aren't though
That's why they call themselves catholics
(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST) c6481d No.528718
>>521620
I don't see anything wrong with the argument first pic, as it looks solid and well laid out if read in full. Should I? I'm not a very well experienced Christian, and it makes sense as written, I'm just checking. Sorry.
a3f854 No.530377
5935e1 No.530519
3a8904 No.530553
1fd53e No.530557
>>530517
5/5, I can taste the Salami.
c922bf No.530559
>>530375
Jesus had a buzzcut and wore blue jeans
68bed5 No.530562
619088 No.530841
>>524974
>Hitler is bad
>>508409
citation needed
213d6a No.530931
>>530841
'Positive Christianity' = Christianity - The Old Testament and the writings of Paul
213d6a No.530932
>>530553
It's a joke, calm down.
a3f854 No.531015
397a0c No.531462
>>528342
That video is one of the greatest things I have ever seen. Glory to God!
caf174 No.531467
3a2bf5 No.531528
>>528342
Well why would they take it on a procession then?
0443bd No.531565
>>531528
So they are blessed? Then I wonder if bowing the head when they get pass you like the greeks do does suffice.
bd0ac2 No.531633
>>530841
brainlets, when will they learn
you know he only backed Christianity for support very early on then imposed insane demands against the religious leaders? read table talks. he was a neopagan larper just like /pol/ is
f3fdd9 No.532292
>>532215
The Chad James White - Has such sound theological doctrine that his opponents hide all of their videos and Twitter out of awe for his divine election
5935e1 No.532314
>>532292
I thought you were joking, How to be a Christian has only three videos on his channel.
What shenanigans is this?
5935e1 No.532316
>>532315
That's a delightful gif of James White in what I assume is his weekend theological LARP sessions, but seriously.
Where the videos at?
dd672a No.533595
>>517313
Is a jojo it's now confirmed
dd672a No.533596
717541 No.533862
>>532215
Can't say this works or not.
3a8904 No.535085
dedicated to recent thread :3
e18e66 No.535172
Anyone have the Orthodox version of the BTFO greentext like the one posted at >>535145 ?
I remember seeing it a couple weeks ago but I can't find it anywhere.
e18e66 No.535178
>>535172
Nevermind, I found it.
6cdf80 No.535179
>>532215
What happened to this kid?
ffdcb5 No.535197
>>535179
He deleted all his stuff.
4821bd No.535217
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I just found Most Meme Monastery somehow managed to get on a History Channel documentary. Pretty funny tbh.
619088 No.535232
7520ca No.535674
>>532378
>Has an entire bookcase filled with Bibles
..that he never reads
e5bfcf No.543383
>>521618
>Protestant music
Just what in the fuck
ede38c No.543502
>>521618
>protestant women
61f6d5 No.547477
>>547439
>Mfw this all applies to Catholics too
239394 No.547483
9f7faf No.547521
Anyone got Luther and reformation memes. Seems relevant today. I like the one where Jesus says he will build his church 1500 years later lol.
d8b105 No.547631
>>547439
The immaculate meme
61f6d5 No.547779
>>547712
Have a better quality version of the second picture.
5df25a No.547796
>>547708
>Second pic
Memes transcendent reality.
bf45c4 No.547797
>>547706
>That last image
Sometimes I'm really amazed at how some christians have a /leftypol/ tier understanding of memes. I don't even like them that much but I wish you wouldn't use them since you don't understand them.
a030f4 No.548016
>>547996
Jojo always had the best fanbase
4d00e6 No.548191
1309ba No.548378
fb825a No.548387
>>516431
>4th pic
please remake gondola with regular hallow. the cross one is reserved for Jesus only
ede38c No.548475
>>548191
H I S P R E S E N C E I S E N O U G H
16aab6 No.549426
>>547693
>last one
Get the fuck out heretic
1e963c No.549433
>>508392
I would rather be ruled by Turks than become a Papist.
832f23 No.549435
>>549433
Who wouldn't though, the Turks are great
1e963c No.549442
>>549435
They're muslamic unbelievers, but it's better to be ruled by non-Christians than become one yourself.
ede38c No.549443
2a2861 No.549798
>>522391
We're all still paying for that one, I think.
605b75 No.549801
>>547994
this is breddy gud fam
682748 No.549973
142b02 No.550887
>>549348 >>547439
those are good value
>>547685
>that first-time-at-copt-church meme tho
>>547990
That second one
682748 No.550893
without our Czar we are the church militant until Christ returns for the church triumphant
cf4d93 No.550895
>>550893
Did you mean to respond to >>547439?
cf4d93 No.550932
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Pastor Anderson.His preaching is extremely deep, and without a solid grasp of Hegelian dialectics most of his preaching will go over a typical congregant's head. There’s also Anderson's evangelistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his preaching- his personal philosophy draws heavily from King James Bible, for instance. The Independent Fundamentalist Baptists understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these sermons, to realise that they’re not just insightful- they say something deep about HOMOSEXUALITY. As a consequence people who dislike Pastor Anderson truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the theology in Anderson's nutritional catchphrase “Vitamin K, it's found in yogurt and alfalfa sprouts,” which itself is a cryptic reference to a vitamin which is not potassium, which you might have been thinking because that has a K. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Pastor Anderson's genius wit unfolds itself on their Youtube screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a bigger muscles than Obama. And no, you cannot see them. They're for the wife’s eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 Soul wins of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
682748 No.551155
286d60 No.553698
I need the 8ch logo exploitable because I want to make a banner, have this crop in return