/builders/ - Hero and Nation Builders!

Rolled 64, 46 = 110 (2d100)

Candidate Name: Richie $ Rich

Home State: Florida

Political Party: Republican

Fluff: Richie Rich is the richest boy in the world.

+Map Color: Dark Pink

+Bonus: Richie Rich - you gain 1d10 Funds every turn, but you're terrible with money…

Funds: 11

+ 'Secret', Bodyguard Fembot

+ 'Mr Roboto', Bodyguard Bot

+ 'Kilroy', Bodyguard Botfr

+A piece of the Sahara Desert

+Fleet of cargo ships and Dredgers

+Vocal support from China

1-2. Almost there men, just some more land here and some more earth there.

We'll not only contain the spill but the first bits of Richia will be forged as a triumph!

Fight the hurricane and contain the spill. Shore up that land!

Rolled 37, 89 = 126 (2d100)

>>31732

Candidate Name: Francis "Filthy Frank" Filthton

Home State: New York

Political Party: United Chef's Party

Fluff: A world-class chef and beloved societal commentator, Francis Filthton, better known as "Filthy Frank," has humbly and graciously accepted his party's nominee as chaos grips America. Under his leadership, the United States will be forged into a successful, peace-loving, manko-slurping paradise where no human being or black person can be told they can't make cakes out of human vomit.

+Map Color: Filthy Yellow

+Bonus: Yes, Chef! - Critical rolls have a strange way of mirroring in d3 adjacent states.

Funds: 2

1. "You know who likes mama's recipe? You– you know, you know who loves -greens-? Nnnnnnnblack people! African Americans, the good old people of Mississippi."

Campaign heavily in Mississippi.

2. "We're uh, lookin' a little light on cash here. Papa needs his campaign money if he's gonna fund those events for y'all."

Raise campaign funds.

Rolled 71, 14 = 85 (2d100)

>>31732

Candidate Name: Man Guy

Home State: Maine

Political Party: The Man's Party

Fluff: Women want him men want to be him.

He is simply, The Man.

+Map Color: Moose Brown

+Bonus: Jumping Girls on Trampolines - Critical successes give you a permanent +5 to in-person campaign rolls, while critical failures provide the opposite. Currently +10

Counties:

Maine; 17 MAINE CAPTURED

New Hampshire; 3

Wisconsin; 60

Michigan; 0

Washington; 8

California; 38

Funds: 0

+ Bodyguard - Richard Dean Anderson: That is right, ladies. MacGuyver himself has thrown his support behind Candidate MAN GUY, going so far as to pledge his life to protect the candidate from future assassination attempts. Between his TV fame, charity work, and his honorary rank as a USAF Brigadier General, RDA brings a sweeping heir of legitimacy to MAN GUY's campaign. +Large Defense vs Assassination. +5 to non-personal campaign rolls.

+ A Bizarre Assassination Adventure 2: Assassination Boogaloo - Having survived a rather odd assassination attempt, followed by another, your standing with the people increases as you become linked to various other victims of attempted, and successful assassinations. +10 to one non-personal action per turn.

+ Secret Service Detail - You're protected by the Secret Service. This gives you an air of legitimacy, as well as protection from dangers.

+ They Still Shot Your Ass (1 turns) - That last attack has left you severely wounded. Your campaign has lost some focus, and you are unable to personally campaign. -1 action per turn, and no personal campaign actions.

+Dance Dance Politics (Special) - Every turn you MUST challenge an additional opponent to participate in a viral internet dance competition. Each participant gains an additional action toward this competition, and in turn must challenge an additional opponent each turn. The competition ends when a participant rolls a critical failure (10 or less). ???. Profit.

1 Campaign in California. "Push." Push the others out of California. +15

2 Dance Dance Politics. "Hmmm I propose a finger dance, give them a close up on my fingers" The camera moves to a set of well manicured digits and as music starts to play an energetic and possibly interpretive finger dance takes place. +10 personal

Rolled 98, 74, 97 = 269 (3d100)

>>31732

>Candidate Name: Harambe 2: Electric Boogaloo

>Home State:Cincinnati, Ohio

>Political Party:Independent

>Fluff: He was a clone of Harambe that was funded by the internet and the zoo. However a freak accident given him human like qualities. He went to all the major colleges and basically was shown off to everyone. He read some books, conducted some thesis, and even written about his past life. Now using his intellect, charisma, and cold hard guilt to run for president.

>Map Color: Gorilla Silver

>Bonus: Improved Kickstarter Funds - Your Kickstarter grows larger! Gain [2] Funds per turn, plus [1] Fund per state that is FOR HARAMBE!

Dance Dance Politics (Special) - Every turn you MUST challenge an additional opponent to participate in a viral internet dance competition. Each participant gains an additional action toward this competition, and in turn must challenge an additional opponent each turn. The competition ends when a participant rolls a critical failure (10 or less). ???. Profit. Dance Dance Counters: 4

Internet Campaign Awareness - Your internet campaign has gained a foothold across the country's awareness. Until you crit-fail an internet related roll, no other opponent can gain this bonus. +10 to all rolls involving the internet

>88 Ohio Counties!

>2 North Dakota Counties!

>Funding: 7

1. Campaign in Indiana so that I can expand my chances to be president

2. Keep working on my internet campaign make sure I'm big

Dance dance: Keep on doing the interpretive dance this time challenge that damned cat

Rolled 51, 87, 47 = 185 (3d100)

>>31732

Candidate Name: Tomas Hob

Home State: Massachusetts

Political Party: Independent

Fluff: Tomas Hob is not a particularly powerful man, but he has will and a vision. He sees a nation, undivided and indivisible, safe and secure, free from politicking and the corruption of the legislators. He sees one man upon a throne: a man with unequaled power throughout the world, and with but one motivation: the safety of his nation. Hob doesn't plan for this to be the cleanest, or easiest election, but he certainly plans for it to be the last one. His platform is one offering safety, an alternative to the petty bickering of bureaucrats, the end of corporate involvement of politics, and the total destruction of violent groups and movements. He doesn't care about race or religion, as long as neither get in the way of his path to a new age for the Kingdom of America.

+Map Color: Royal Purple

+Bonus: God Save the King - Counties loyal to you are resistant to opponents, halving the amount gained by your opponents.

+Bonus: Caroleans - Iron Discipline and a belief in the Divine Mandate of their future King give Hob's supporters greater strength when out numbered. -5 to enemy rolls against your holdings, and doubled (-10) when the target holdings are fewer in number than the attacker's [By State]. This bonus increases by 1 (base) for every state you control completely.

Counties:

NY: 2

FL: 6

MA: 14 (All)

GA: 16

NH: 10

Funds: 6

1. This is a beautiful development. My power base is nearly unassailable. With my new supporters, I shall be able to keep a foothold nearly anywhere I go. Now, it is time to strike at a location which is altogether unexpected: Iowa. I shall sway the commoners there with promises of government land which they can work, in exchange for a cut of their profits. The farmers, and prospective farmers there will want to follow me so that they can claim more land in the future. [Campaign in Iowa.]

2. When I am King, I will be able to tax the people for the money that I need. However, at present, I am forced to appeal to my voterbase for support in funding. Let them know that they are paying for the streamlining of the race, and a swift end to the opposition that we face in our journey to create a grand American empire. [Gib moni pls]

3. Bah. The overture was the weakest part. This next movement will capture more of what I intend to do for the country. I shall be joined by a marching band, as I parade down streets, executing flips and somersaults as I go, to my own anthem, cheered on by loyal supporters, who join in. It will embody the journey upon which I wish to take the American people, into a brighter age. [Dance for the king!]

Rolled 69, 45 = 114 (2d100)

>>31732

>>>Candidate Name: Darius "The Philly Strangler" "Baby Killer" "Prisoner 863-B" Jackson

>Home State: Pennsylvania

>Political Party: Independent

>Fluff: Darius has committed hundreds of crimes in his life. Ranging from petty theft to dozens accounts of murder. Spending years in prison he was able to climb up the ranks of the system by using his natural charisma and power with words to enthrall both guards and inmates alike to fall in line with him. Then it happened. He received his presidential pardon! With a new lease on life and a deeper appreciation of the commander in chief, Darius will use his new found freedom to run for president and help make America the country he knows it can be!

1: Darius's campaign team starts focusing on claiming Colorado before anyone else stakes a claim on it.

2: Darius finishes "persuading" Jones supporters out of pennsylvania.

Rolled 88, 94 = 182 (2d100)

>>31732

Candidate Name: Виктор Американски (Victor American)

Home State: Texas

Political Party: Democrats

Fluff:

Victor American is very American American. You may be fooled by strong majestic Russian accent, no worried. Victor knows what is best for capitalist American monster. Many years in American Ranger Regiment "Alfa Group" make Victor strong and secret American government organization "Fedral Service for Security of United American Federation" make Victor smart.

American spent too much Ruble on guns and tanks. Is bad. Other countries like Glorious Russian Federation not like. Foreign relation is bad. American meddle in other countries affairs. Many Terrorist. Is bad.

Victor will put ruble away from American Imperialist Military and where ruble belong. To you товарищ!

Not believe filthy corrupt capitalists Comrade. Vote Victor American! The only Американски choice!

+Map Color: Unmarked Green Man Green

+Funds: [5]

+Bonus: Irregular Political Warfare - you gain a bonus to sabotaging political events of your opponents. And without patches on your men, no one will have proof!

1. Stopping? Bah! Texan appreciate stubborn candidate! He will make comeback and win vote! Go Victor American!

2. Hm. NRA not like Victor American? Sad. But what he can do? Perhaps some Activists visit NRA bosses and family. Perhaps they have talk. Education. Surely NRA will change his mind. But Victor would not know.

+ Irregular Political Warfare - you gain a bonus to sabotaging political events of your opponents. And without patches on your men, no one will have proof!

+Refresh turn counter for 'Good Night and Good Luck' to 3 turns

+In the NRA's Sights (3 Turns) - The NRA takes offense to your anti-gun stance, and even condemns the gun given to the baby. Attack ads run have begun against you during almost every commercial break! -10 to all rolls

[TURN 7 ]

>BIG JIM

The campaign sees mixed results as the media focuses upon Hurricane Bazrael's landfall in Texas.

+4 Georgia Counties

+Out of Focus (3 Turns) - The media has lost focus from your grand campaign. The result could be worse, but it still hurts. -5 to all rolls

+ Secret Service Detail - You're protected by the Secret Service. This gives you an air of legitimacy, as well as protection from dangers.

>Jones-Sama

Hurricane Bazrael slams into Texas, causing wide spread devastation and knocking out the Lone Star State's stand-alone power grid. Your dance video was uploaded before it went to hell, though!

+ Bazpocalypse (3 Turns) - Jones-Sama is without electrical power, and his followers cut off from the truth about the Globalist conspiracies! Jones-Sama's bonuses do not apply to ANY candidate until power is restored to Jones-Sama HQ, or Texas as a whole.

+ Dance Dance Counters: 4

>Thomas Hob

Iowa rebuffs the future king as Texas is devastated by Hurricane Bazrael, while loyalists fill the king's coffers as they should! The parade video sees minor success, while you happily retweeter the failure of Man Guy's finger dance.

+8 Funds

+ Dance Dance Counters: 4

>Mr Whiskers

Meow Meow Meow Meow

Meow Meow Meow Meow

+13 Utah Counties

+8 Virginia Counties

+ Secret Service Detail - You're protected by the Secret Service. This gives you an air of legitimacy, as well as protection from dangers.

>HARAMBE

HARAMBE hits Indiana with a bang, and the internet with a dance that people claim speaks of 52 different political topics on both sides of the traditional spectrum. And maybe an autistic spectrum. Or two.

+16 Indiana Counties

+ Dance Dance Counters: 7

[Improved Internet Campaign Awareness 4/10]

+ Secret Service Detail - You're protected by the Secret Service. This gives you an air of legitimacy, as well as protection from dangers.

>SANDERS

The revolution marches on, even as Texas is laid low by the forces of nature!

+4 New York Counties

+4 Washington State Counties

+4 Oregon Counties

>Filthy Frank

The campaign stalls as the nation holds a collective breath over Hurricane Bazrael. Funds still trickle in, though.

+8 Funds

+ Secret Service Detail - You're protected by the Secret Service. This gives you an air of legitimacy, as well as protection from dangers.

>Man Guy

The Campaign continues in California, while your finger dance is mostly a flop. Thomas Hob's official twitter account mockingly retweets your submission.

+6 California Counties

>Schlomo Goldberg

>no post

-4 New York Counties

> Darius

Colorado. A state of legal weed and a mile high city. Your kind of people, really. If only they had a longer attention span. "Persuasion" efforts move along slowly. Looks like the rest of the rats are hiding in the walls.

+8 Colorado Counties

> Richie Rich

Richie Rich has impossible things happen. Most of them make him absurdly rich. Other times, they are just plain absurd. This time, it is both. And then some.

Richie's fleet builds his island, containing the oil spill as a natural lake of black gold in his future state. The finishing touches will take some more time, but Richie has accomplished the impossible, and during a major hurricane, too!

+ Guardian of the Gulf - Having contained the oil spill with his ambitious plan, residents of Gulf States have come to view Richie in a strange, almost worshipful light. Gain d10 counties in 2 random Gulf States per turn. (2d10/turn total)

+ Lake-O-Oil - When you've got a lake larger than Rhode Island full of oil, you're set for life. For Richie, it is still just pocket change. +10 Funds per turn

+ I Built the Island. It Seemed Neater (10 Turns) - Your fleet is finishing up construction of the island. Every Critical roll speeds up or slows down the work by 1 turn.

> Victor American

They say it be like it is, comrade.

But is not.

Like stubborn Walrus upon missile hatch, Victor campaigns as Hurricane comes. In midst of Hurricane Bazrael's impact, NRA leadership visited by men unaffiliated with Victor American campaign.

The gun battles rage for hours, and several SWAT teams are decimated when police attempt to end the bloodshed.

+8 Texas Counties

-In the NRA's Sights

>>32044

>National Events

+ Hurricane Bazrael - The Bazpocalypse has come to Texas. Thousands have died, and Eastern half of Texas is completely without power. Millions are homeless, Millions more are trapped by lingering floods. President Obama has declared the entire state a disaster zone and mobilized every branch of the military as rumors of massive gun battles filter out of the disaster zone. Some members of congress suggest giving Texas back to Mexico, now.

+ Secret Service Investigation - The Secret Service is tight-lipped about the results of their investigation, though more and more candidates are spotted flanked by the agency…

+NRA Bloodshed - Word spreads of massive gun battles across Texas and even other parts of the nation. Who knows what will come of this?

>Map update soon.tm

Rolled 51, 91, 76 = 218 (3d100)

>>32044

Candidate Name: Tomas Hob

Home State: Massachusetts

Political Party: Independent

Fluff: Tomas Hob is not a particularly powerful man, but he has will and a vision. He sees a nation, undivided and indivisible, safe and secure, free from politicking and the corruption of the legislators. He sees one man upon a throne: a man with unequaled power throughout the world, and with but one motivation: the safety of his nation. Hob doesn't plan for this to be the cleanest, or easiest election, but he certainly plans for it to be the last one. His platform is one offering safety, an alternative to the petty bickering of bureaucrats, the end of corporate involvement of politics, and the total destruction of violent groups and movements. He doesn't care about race or religion, as long as neither get in the way of his path to a new age for the Kingdom of America.

+Map Color: Royal Purple

+Bonus: God Save the King - Counties loyal to you are resistant to opponents, halving the amount gained by your opponents.

+Bonus: Caroleans - Iron Discipline and a belief in the Divine Mandate of their future King give Hob's supporters greater strength when out numbered. -5 to enemy rolls against your holdings, and doubled (-10) when the target holdings are fewer in number than the attacker's [By State]. This bonus increases by 1 (base) for every state you control completely.

Counties:

NY: 2

FL: 6

MA: 14 (All)

GA: 16

NH: 10 (All)

Funds: 14

+ Dance Dance Counters: 4

1. There are two locations which make sense right now. Iowa is a relatively significant state, but so is Texas. In the wake of all that's happened in Texas, I might be seen as a hands-on monarch if I were to grace them with my presence. However, I may also be seen as someone attempting to benefit from the misfortune of the people. I'm going to risk it, though. If I'm the first out of stater on the scene, and am seen getting my interns to help rebuild, then the Texans are more likely to throw in their support. [Campaign in Texas in the wake of Hurricane Bazrael.]

2. Excellent. I only need a bit more money before I can implement my plan. A bit more advertising, and I'll rake in what I need. [Collect funds]

3. This is getting ludicrous. All of these candidates dancing fo-

Wait. I've had an idea.

Hurricane Bazrael, the Musical.

If I'm seen singing cheerfully with people in Texas, resolute and unfazed in the face of disaster, then Texas will rally behind me, and the American people will be attracted by my clear connection to their national spirit! [Dance Dance Hurricane Musical]

Rolled 97, 47, 61 = 205 (3d100)

>>32044

>Candidate Name: Harambe 2: Electric Boogaloo

>Home State:Cincinnati, Ohio

>Political Party:Independent

>Fluff: He was a clone of Harambe that was funded by the internet and the zoo. However a freak accident given him human like qualities. He went to all the major colleges and basically was shown off to everyone. He read some books, conducted some thesis, and even written about his past life. Now using his intellect, charisma, and cold hard guilt to run for president.

>Map Color: Gorilla Silver

>Bonus: Improved Kickstarter Funds - Your Kickstarter grows larger! Gain [2] Funds per turn, plus [1] Fund per state that is FOR HARAMBE!

Dance Dance Politics (Special) - Every turn you MUST challenge an additional opponent to participate in a viral internet dance competition. Each participant gains an additional action toward this competition, and in turn must challenge an additional opponent each turn. The competition ends when a participant rolls a critical failure (10 or less). ???. Profit. Dance Dance Counters: 11

Internet Campaign Awareness - Your internet campaign has gained a foothold across the country's awareness. Until you crit-fail an internet related roll, no other opponent can gain this bonus. +10 to all rolls involving the internet

Secret Service Detail - You're protected by the Secret Service. This gives you an air of legitimacy, as well as protection from dangers.

>88 Ohio Counties!

>2 North Dakota Counties!

>16 Indiana Counties!

>Funding: 6

1. Keep going in Indiana that way we can grow

2. Keep going on the internet campaign I want it to grow in fact spend some of my funds on it, (4)

DANCE DANCE: "How dare Hob do this to a cripple. Make a interpretive dance video about how Hob is unfit for authority. If he's a gracious king he should welcome others and make them feel secure. But if he mocks others then all he's ever going to be is a coward and a weak pitiful man. Also challenge Bernie he should get a kick out of this."

Rolled 93, 45 = 138 (2d100)

>>32044

Candidate Name: Mr Whiskers

Home State: Kansas

Political Party: Indipendent

Fluff: Mr Whiskers is a house cat. Due to a strange series I'd events involving walking on a keyboard he has begun to run for president. Advocates for the continued slavery of human kind to their feline overlords.

+Map Color: MeowMix Brown

Funds: 6

+Bonus: Feline Supremacy - You impose a -10 penalty to any opponents campaigning in a state that you campaigned in the previous turn. This also applies to internet campaigns, as all must bow before Mr. Whiskers.

+ BONUS: 9 Lives! - Gain an additional County for every 9 in your rolls to campaign!

+ Secret Service Detail - You're protected by the Secret Service. This gives you an air of legitimacy, as well as protection from dangers.

1&2. It is time to take a break from travel and enjoy spreading my word through the internet.

Rolled 4, 44, 79 = 127 (3d100)

>>32044

Candidate Name: Man Guy

Home State: Maine

Political Party: The Man's Party

Fluff: Women want him men want to be him.

He is simply, The Man.

+Map Color: Moose Brown

+Bonus: Jumping Girls on Trampolines - Critical successes give you a permanent +5 to in-person campaign rolls, while critical failures provide the opposite. Currently +10

Counties:

Maine; 17 MAINE CAPTURED

New Hampshire; 3

Wisconsin; 60

Michigan; 0

Washington; 8

California; 44

Funds: 0

+ Bodyguard - Richard Dean Anderson: That is right, ladies. MacGuyver himself has thrown his support behind Candidate MAN GUY, going so far as to pledge his life to protect the candidate from future assassination attempts. Between his TV fame, charity work, and his honorary rank as a USAF Brigadier General, RDA brings a sweeping heir of legitimacy to MAN GUY's campaign. +Large Defense vs Assassination. +5 to non-personal campaign rolls.

+ A Bizarre Assassination Adventure 2: Assassination Boogaloo - Having survived a rather odd assassination attempt, followed by another, your standing with the people increases as you become linked to various other victims of attempted, and successful assassinations. +10 to one non-personal action per turn.

+ Secret Service Detail - You're protected by the Secret Service. This gives you an air of legitimacy, as well as protection from dangers.

+Dance Dance Politics (Special) - Every turn you MUST challenge an additional opponent to participate in a viral internet dance competition. Each participant gains an additional action toward this competition, and in turn must challenge an additional opponent each turn. The competition ends when a participant rolls a critical failure (10 or less). ???. Profit.

1 Continue to Campaign in California +15

2 Funds +10. Now that I am healed I can get back to seeing people with an auction for a dinner with Man Guy. He cooks fairly well.

3 Dance Dance Politics. Dance the Dance.

Rolled 91, 37 = 128 (2d100)

>>32044

Candidate Name: Виктор Американски (Victor American)

Home State: Texas

Political Party: Democrats

Fluff:

Victor American is very American American. You may be fooled by strong majestic Russian accent, no worried. Victor knows what is best for capitalist American monster. Many years in American Ranger Regiment "Alfa Group" make Victor strong and secret American government organization "Fedral Service for Security of United American Federation" make Victor smart.

American spent too much Ruble on guns and tanks. Is bad. Other countries like Glorious Russian Federation not like. Foreign relation is bad. American meddle in other countries affairs. Many Terrorist. Is bad.

Victor will put ruble away from American Imperialist Military and where ruble belong. To you товарищ!

Not believe filthy corrupt capitalists Comrade. Vote Victor American! The only Американски choice!

+Map Color: Unmarked Green Man Green

+Funds: [5]

+Bonus: Irregular Political Warfare - you gain a bonus to sabotaging political events of your opponents. And without patches on your men, no one will have proof!

1. Not fear fellow американеци, for Victor is come prepared. Many phone calls already have made and glorious Federal Republic of Россия declared willingly to help Texan people against horrible crimes of capitalist Richie Rich! Russian aid convoy is already on way.

2. Filthy capitalist criminal Richie Rich kill thousands of people and now he be repaid with more money? No товарищ. Not in the America Victor American loves so dearly. Surely some brave men would set filthy lake of greed and oil on fire. But Victor would not know, after all Victor only is concerned citizen of Federal States of Америка.

>>32061

"Hey you! You Borscht-gobblin' motherfucker! I challenge you to a DANCE OFF, my dude!"

Rolled 10 (1d10)

Funds roll

Rolled 9 (1d10)

Candidate Name: Richie $ Rich

Home State: Florida

Political Party: Republican

Fluff: Richie Rich is the richest boy in the world.

+Map Color: Dark Pink

+Bonus: Richie Rich - you gain 1d10 Funds every turn, but you're terrible with money…

Funds: 31 +10/Turn

+ 'Secret', Bodyguard Fembot

+ 'Mr Roboto', Bodyguard Bot

+ 'Kilroy', Bodyguard Botfr

+A piece of the Sahara Desert

+Fleet of cargo ships and Dredgers

+Vocal support from China

+ Guardian of the Gulf - Having contained the oil spill with his ambitious plan, residents of Gulf States have come to view Richie in a strange, almost worshipful light. Gain d10 counties in 2 random Gulf States per turn. (2d10/turn total)

+ Lake-O-Oil - When you've got a lake larger than Rhode Island full of oil, you're set for life. For Richie, it is still just pocket change. +10 Funds per turn

+ I Built the Island. It Seemed Neater (10 Turns) - Your fleet is finishing up construction of the island. Every Critical roll speeds up or slows down the work by 1 turn.

Rolling for Gulf Counties

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>32139

other d10

Rolled 59, 35 = 94 (2d100)

>>32139

1. Campaign.

I RICHIE RICH MAKE THIS PROMISE:

-If I win the Presidency, and the State of Texas votes gives me a state majority vote in the election,, I will pay off ALL of the debt of the State of Texas, including those incurred in Hurrican Bazrael

To show I have the money for this, I, Richie Rich, hereby pay for ALL Food, Water, Gas, and Insurance bills up to election day in the state of Texas. From this day until election, you may get as much gas, water, and food as you could possibly want!

I understand the hurricane has caused much disruption to these systems, so to deal with this, I am also hiring a vast fleet of trucks, airplanes, even helicopters on express shipments to the state of texas. All complimentary.

—

"President Roosevelt once said 'We can afford all that we need; but we cannot afford all we want.'

Well, I am here to tell you, if elected, these words shall be untrue.

We CAN afford all we want! If elected President, I promise all economical needs will be met forever."

Richie Rich unveils his Campaign Motto.

"We CAN afford all we want."

Spend 10 Funds

2. Richie Rich makes an offer to all Texans affected by the storm.

"People of Texas, to show that I am not mere words but also action, and to prove to you that I have the wealth to propel the united states into an age without want, I offer you this:

-Those of you who wish to stay in Texas, send me a receits of all your storm expenses, destroyed homes, insurance bills, food, gas, lost goods. I will buy them all back. This storm, shall not cost you a penny.

-Those of you who would join me in Richia, and live in the state, I promise you this. Send me a depiction of your dream mansion, and what you want in it. Be it a pool of solid gold, a three level garage, or your own yacht yard.

I will pay my engineers to design this house in Richia, and you can live here. And I will pay you $1000 a day to live here for the rest of your life. If I win the Presidency, I will increase that to $100,000 a day for the rest of your life.

I offer this to everyone, from the homeless to the jobless, to ALL citizens.

Spend 10 Funds

Rolled 3, 10 = 13 (2d100)

>>32044

>>Candidate Name: Darius "The Philly Strangler" "Baby Killer" "Prisoner 863-B" Jackson

>>Home State: Pennsylvania

>>Political Party: Independent

>>Fluff: Darius has committed hundreds of crimes in his life. Ranging from petty theft to dozens accounts of murder. Spending years in prison he was able to climb up the ranks of the system by using his natural charisma and power with words to enthrall both guards and inmates alike to fall in line with him. Then it happened. He received his presidential pardon! With a new lease on life and a deeper appreciation of the commander in chief, Darius will use his new found freedom to run for president and help make America the country he knows it can be!

+Bonus: [Viral Mugshot] rolls of 63 are counted as a nat 100 Everyone falls for the eyes in your mugshot…

1: Darius's campaign focuses in on securing illinois

2: Darius personally takes care of the last of the Pennsylvanian jone's supporters

Rolled 59, 20 = 79 (2d100)

>>32362

Candidate Name: Mr Whiskers

Home State: Kansas

Political Party: Indipendent

Fluff: Mr Whiskers is a house cat. Due to a strange series I'd events involving walking on a keyboard he has begun to run for president. Advocates for the continued slavery of human kind to their feline overlords.

+Map Color: MeowMix Brown

Funds: 6

+Bonus: Feline Supremacy - You impose a -10 penalty to any opponents campaigning in a state that you campaigned in the previous turn. This also applies to internet campaigns, as all must bow before Mr. Whiskers.

+ BONUS: 9 Lives! - Gain an additional County for every 9 in your rolls to campaign!

+ Secret Service Detail - You're protected by the Secret Service. This gives you an air of legitimacy, as well as protection from dangers.

1. Push through Utah and claim it all for the feline master race.

2. As well speak my masterful speeches through Virginia. They shall kneel to my purrrrfect order.

Rolled 88, 11, 29 = 128 (3d100)

>>32365

"PINK GUY! STOP TAKING MY FUCKING -DICE-!"

>>32365

208 post bonus. +10 to all rolls

even these ones! >>32366

6 random ass post # bonuses left to be found!

Rolled 95, 99 = 194 (2d100)

+Candidate Name: Senator Big Jim Rambo Pariah Bravo Hussein Charles III

+Home State: Alabama

+Political Party: The Conformicans

+Fluff: Big Jim Rambo was raised on good Christian and God fearing morals, and he knows America was as well. In fact, he believes we've moved away from those traditional morals. Abortion? Wrong. Science? Wrong. Hell, we even got rid of good old fashioned manifest destiny. His platform is change, but the old fashioned kind of change, where you know that those no good ice-spicks up north are squatting on American soil, and they need to be removed. Big Jim Rambo isn't going to let the other candidates push him around the field, either. He will speak his mind and will not crumble.

+Map Color: Trail of Tears Blue

+Bonus: Manifest Destiny - you gain a massive bonus to campaigning in states adjacent to states where you hold a majority of the counties.

+Out of Focus (2 Turns) - The media has lost focus from your grand campaign. The result could be worse, but it still hurts. -5 to all rolls

+ Secret Service Detail - You're protected by the Secret Service. This gives you an air of legitimacy, as well as protection from dangers.

1. Georgia still needs to be claimed. I'll show them something about something about America. Loud noises. Richie Rich is ruining this nation. (+15)

2. My ranks are purged of liberals. Claim Georgia. Something about handing out guns. (+15)

>>32363

WARNING TO CANDIDATES!

As the public recovers from the shocking deaths of the Republican and Democratic candidates, they have begun to express confusion at the rather… diverse field of upstarts.

>ANY CANDIDATE THAT DOES NOT HOLD A MAJORITY IN AT LEAST ONE (1) STATE BY TURN TEN (10) RISKS THEIR CAMPAIGN COLLAPSING!

Rolled 62, 81, 86 = 229 (3d100)

>>32362

>Candidate Name: Harambe 2: Electric Boogaloo

>Home State:Cincinnati, Ohio

>Political Party:Independent

>Fluff: He was a clone of Harambe that was funded by the internet and the zoo. However a freak accident given him human like qualities. He went to all the major colleges and basically was shown off to everyone. He read some books, conducted some thesis, and even written about his past life. Now using his intellect, charisma, and cold hard guilt to run for president.

>Map Color: Gorilla Silver

>Bonus: Improved Kickstarter Funds - Your Kickstarter grows larger! Gain [2] Funds per turn, plus [1] Fund per state that is FOR HARAMBE!

Dance Dance Politics (Special) - Every turn you MUST challenge an additional opponent to participate in a viral internet dance competition. Each participant gains an additional action toward this competition, and in turn must challenge an additional opponent each turn. The competition ends when a participant rolls a critical failure (10 or less). ???. Profit. Dance Dance Counters: 11

Internet Campaign Awareness - Your internet campaign has gained a foothold across the country's awareness. Until you crit-fail an internet related roll, no other opponent can gain this bonus. +15 to all rolls involving the internet

Secret Service Detail - You're protected by the Secret Service. This gives you an air of legitimacy, as well as protection from dangers.

>88 Ohio Counties!

>2 North Dakota Counties!

>44 Indiana Counties!

>Funding: 9

1. Continuing in Indiana keep going.

2. Work on my internet campaign that'll knock their socks off

DANCE DANCE: Have my dance showcase the importance of the election and how we'll win by interpretive dance also challenge Big Jim I need to see if he could dance.

Rolled 64, 37 = 101 (2d100)

>>32362

Candidate Name: Man Guy

Home State: Maine

Political Party: The Man's Party

Fluff: Women want him men want to be him.

He is simply, The Man.

+Map Color: Moose Brown

+Bonus: Jumping Girls on Trampolines - Critical successes give you a permanent +5 to in-person campaign rolls, while critical failures provide the opposite. Currently +5

Counties:

Maine; 17 MAINE CAPTURED

New Hampshire; 3

Wisconsin; 60

Michigan; 0

Washington; 8

California; 44

Funds: 14

+ Bodyguard - Richard Dean Anderson: That is right, ladies. MacGuyver himself has thrown his support behind Candidate MAN GUY, going so far as to pledge his life to protect the candidate from future assassination attempts. Between his TV fame, charity work, and his honorary rank as a USAF Brigadier General, RDA brings a sweeping heir of legitimacy to MAN GUY's campaign. +Large Defense vs Assassination. +5 to non-personal campaign rolls.

+ A Bizarre Assassination Adventure 2: Assassination Boogaloo - Having survived a rather odd assassination attempt, followed by another, your standing with the people increases as you become linked to various other victims of attempted, and successful assassinations. +10 to one non-personal action per turn.

+ Secret Service Detail - You're protected by the Secret Service. This gives you an air of legitimacy, as well as protection from dangers.

+Dance Dance Politics (Special) - Every turn you MUST challenge an additional opponent to participate in a viral internet dance competition. Each participant gains an additional action toward this competition, and in turn must challenge an additional opponent each turn. The competition ends when a participant rolls a critical failure (10 or less). ???. Profit.

Dance Dance Counters: 6

1 Campaign in California. +15, 3 Funds

2 Campaign in Wisconsin. +5, 3 Funds

"This house needs a man. I am that Man."

Both of these states would find Man Guy's latest message everywhere

>>32392

"It would seem the music has stopped all of a sudden. Richard I fear that the meaning of the Dance Dancing may have been lost in the sportsmanship of it all. I appreciate the combined effort of men and women who can come together in rhythmic motion but I sometimes approach a point of lacking the right words to convey my insights…Well I suppose that is a trouble most people share."

Rolled 88, 11, 94 = 193 (3d100)

>>32362

Candidate Name: Tomas Hob

Home State: Massachusetts

Political Party: Independent

Fluff: Tomas Hob is not a particularly powerful man, but he has will and a vision. He sees a nation, undivided and indivisible, safe and secure, free from politicking and the corruption of the legislators. He sees one man upon a throne: a man with unequaled power throughout the world, and with but one motivation: the safety of his nation. Hob doesn't plan for this to be the cleanest, or easiest election, but he certainly plans for it to be the last one. His platform is one offering safety, an alternative to the petty bickering of bureaucrats, the end of corporate involvement of politics, and the total destruction of violent groups and movements. He doesn't care about race or religion, as long as neither get in the way of his path to a new age for the Kingdom of America.

+Map Color: Royal Purple

+Bonus: God Save the King - Counties loyal to you are resistant to opponents, halving the amount gained by your opponents.

+Bonus: Caroleans - Iron Discipline and a belief in the Divine Mandate of their future King give Hob's supporters greater strength when out numbered. -5 to enemy rolls against your holdings, and doubled (-10) when the target holdings are fewer in number than the attacker's [By State]. This bonus increases by 1 (base) for every state you control completely.

Counties:

NY: 2

FL: 6

MA: 14 (All)

GA: 16

NH: 10 (All)

TX: 8

Funds: 28

+ Dance Dance Counters: 0

1. Texas is one of the battleground states. If we're seen to still be helping after Hurricane Bazrael, then the people of Texas will know that their future king has their best interests at heart.

2. Finally. It's time.

The plan can be executed. Richard Dean Anderson will not get in my way this time. Big Jim isn't shielded by the media, and the only thing between my assassins and him will be the Secret Service. With some funds, hopefully even they will be convinced to stand down. From every angle, my militia will converge on him. Snipers, foot soldiers, and heavy weapons troops will engage Big Jim's forces, with the sole intention of killing him. Once he is out of the race, I can fill in the power vaccum in Florida. [Kill Big Jim Rambo Pariah Bravo Hussein Charles III] [-24 funds] [+120]

3. While my unmarked militamen attack Big Jim, I will team up with European metal groups, in an effort to earn some points for innovation. If I'm seen to be moshing, and doing the wall of death, the youth are sure to be on my side! [Dance Dance Politics] [0 Counters]

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>32395

DANCE DANCE

>>32392

+3 money to #2 to get it to 100, Senpai!

Rolled 56 (1d100)

"My fellow Americans, it has come to my attention that I am the greatest candidate, and that I may or may not be immortal. It is up to us as people of this great nation to define ourselves by our immortality, not our mortality. The scourge to the north is not our brother man, but a devil that lashes out at us. I would like to remind you all that we must unite as a people. In fact, the scourge could strike at any number. They look like us, they act like us, but they are not us. If we don't band together to stop this dangerous threat, the integrity of our great nation may be at risk."

[ROLLIN FOR ASSASSINATION]

Rolled 6 (1d10)

Funds roll

Rolled 4, 4 = 8 (2d10)

Candidate Name: Richie $ Rich

Home State: Florida

Political Party: Republican

Fluff: Richie Rich is the richest boy in the world.

+Map Color: Dark Pink

+Bonus: Richie Rich - you gain 1d10 Funds every turn, but you're terrible with money…

Funds: 27 +10/Turn

+ 'Secret', Bodyguard Fembot

+ 'Mr Roboto', Bodyguard Bot

+ 'Kilroy', Bodyguard Botfr

+A piece of the Sahara Desert

+Fleet of cargo ships and Dredgers

+Vocal support from China

+ Guardian of the Gulf - Having contained the oil spill with his ambitious plan, residents of Gulf States have come to view Richie in a strange, almost worshipful light. Gain d10 counties in 2 random Gulf States per turn. (2d10/turn total)

+ Lake-O-Oil - When you've got a lake larger than Rhode Island full of oil, you're set for life. For Richie, it is still just pocket change. +10 Funds per turn

+ I Built the Island. It Seemed Neater (10 Turns) - Your fleet is finishing up construction of the island. Every Critical roll speeds up or slows down the work by 1 turn.

+9 Florida Counties

+14 Louisiana Counties

+16 Texas Counties

+A Fleet of Free Stuff for Texas (3 Turns) - The accountants hate you, but Texas loves you! +6d6 Texas Counties per turn

PRESIDENTIAL PROMISES POST VICTORY

+The Debt of Texas - [230,000 Funds] You've promised to pay off Texas' debt. That is a whole lot of money, but you also didn't promise to pay it off tomorrow. Good luck, Richie.

—-

Gulf Counties roll

Rolled 1, 6, 2, 2, 3, 1 = 15 (6d6)

>>32594

Texas Counties Roll

Rolled 65, 10 = 75 (2d100)

1. Campaign Action

Richie Rich continues to personally campaign in Texas. His primary focus is the poor, the homeless, and the jobless vote. Inviting them to live in the state of Richia.

He also focuses on anyone still affected by the hurricane, and tires to win over texas counties by both fnuding the cost of relief aid as well as reminding them of the promise: No debt of any kind if he is elected as president. He will pay it off.

>Spend 6 money

2. Other Action.

Richie Rich hires the best engineers to build refineries and also metal walls to separate up the oil field so a fire doesn't just spread to the whole lake. A big glass dome would be good too.

He also requests to buy refinery training schools with enough educators qualified to train anyone with minimal experience.

The plan is to open up jobs in Richia, and invite the masses of homeless and jobless to live here in prosperity, enticing more homeless voters from far off states.