Get on my level:
>buy s&p back at 2050 in fall because warren buffet says it works
>doesn't go up for a while
>starts going down
>about 5% paper loss
>panic and sell at 2000
>it drops to 1950
>don't buy because lol it's crashing
>it goes back up to 2080 instead
>oh come on, 2100 is clearly resistance line, there will be a market crash soon
>it goes up to 2200
>fugg i missed out should have bought
>keeps dropping to 2140 because of fed fuckery
>don't buy because too scared it's gonna crash
>tfw I've been waiting on muh shemitah since july 2015
>tfw even my pleb gf makes fun of me constantly predicting the crash any day now
>tfw the index has gone up 10% in the last year, as expected
I could have just kept my original shares that I bought at 2050 but nooo gotta chase them market timing gainz
Fugg