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File: ad08e9f5b96f309⋯.jpg (101.14 KB, 975x600, 13:8, Pirate CIA.jpg)

 No.142690

Surgeon Pavel, I be Captain CIA.

 No.142700

>>142690

He weren't alone.


 No.142705

>>142700

Arrr, and why would I be wantin' ta keep a scurvy-ridden bunch like these vermin?


 No.142713

Arr, they were attemptin' to plunder your booty.


 No.142715

They sail with the privateer.


 No.142717

>>142715

Buccaneer Bane?


 No.142722


 No.142744

File: 1c002bd0833310a⋯.jpg (66.42 KB, 715x758, 715:758, 1534826991044.jpg)

>>142690

>Doctor Pavel, I be East India Company.

>He wasn't alone.

>Arrr, ye don't get to bring yer mateys.

>Thems ain't me crew.

>No need to worry, no doubloons for this lot.

>n' why I be wantin' them?

>They be tryin' to grab yer treasure. They work for the privateer, the masked pirate.

>Banebeard?

>Aye.

>Fetch em' aboard, I'll send a message.

>[water sounds]

>Arrr, the shipping plan I just filed with Pirate Cove lists me, me crew, and doctor Pavel here, but only one o' ye!

>[First Mate Smee lowers the plank]

>First one o' ye to talk gets to stay on me ship!

>Who paid ye to shanghai Doctor Pavel?

>[shoots a musket into the air]

>He didn't swim so good! Who be wantin' to try next?

>Tell me about Banebeard! Why he be wearin' the mask?

>[loads musket]

>A lot o' loyalty for a hired pirate!

>Or perhaps he be wonderin' why someone would shoot a man, before making him walk the plank.

>[Smee lifts the plank]

>At least ye can talk. Who are ye?

>Arrr, it don't matter who we be, what be matterin' be our plan.

>No one be carin' who I was 'til I put on this mask.

>If I pulled that off, would ye go to Davy Jones' Locker?

>It would be extremely painful.

>Ye be a big pirate.

>For ye.

>Was stowin' away part o' your plan?

>Of course!

>[A larger ship rapidly approaches]

>Doctor Pavel be refusin' our offer in favour of ye, and we had to find out if he told ye where the treasure is buried.

>Nothin'! I be sayin' nothin'!

>Well good on ye! Ye stowed away!

>CAP'N?

>Now what's the next step o' yer master plan?

>Sinking this ship.

>[pirates on the other ship prepare to board]

>Draggin' ye all to the bottom!

>[Banebeard punches the captain]

>Shiver me timbers!

>[swordfight breaks out, with Banebeard's crew victorious]

>[Bane's First Mate prepares to leave after blowing a hole in the side of the ship]

>Yarrr, they be expectin' one of us in the shipwreck me boy!

>Have we released the Kraken?

>Aye

>[autistic screeching from Pavel]

>Arrr, calm down doctor, now not be the time for fear. That comes later.




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