/bane/ - Big Guys

>>142336

Is this OC?

>>142336

I see you made it out of the wreckage, brother.

>>142341

>Durin's Bane?

>CIA is Gandalf

>Doctor Pavel is the ring

>The Wreckage Brother is an eagle

The entire film was Bravo Nolan trying to get people to shut up about why the Fellowship didn't just use the eagles to fly the ring to Mordor. It would have attracted people like Bane to crash it with no survivors. He even named the character who crashed CIA's plane after the character who kills Gandalf the Grey.

>>142342

On the other hand, why didn't CIA himself use the eagles?

This user brings up a good point. If CIA had simply used the eagles, Bane's plan would not have worked: The wings would have just folded and not broken off as it did with Wreckage Brother. Also, after Bane released the cables, the eagle would have just flown to safety.

After all, the seal of the CIA has an eagle in it.

Remember when CIA thought to himself, "No! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!"? If he was on an eagle, he WOULD HAVE been in charge! This is taken from CIA.GOV:

>Here’s how we interpret our seal:

> - The American Eagle is the national bird and is a symbol of strength and alertness.

> - The radiating spokes of the compass rose depict the convergence of intelligence data from all areas of the world to a central point.

> - The shield is the standard symbol of defense and the intelligence we gather for policymakers.

strength and alertness

Uh, you don't get to have friends.

>>142336

Gandalf: Master Baggins, I'm Maiar.

Saruman: He wasn't alone.

Gandalf: Uhh.. you don't get to bring friends.

Frodo: They're not my friends.

Saruman: They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the Ringwraith. The Black Rider.

Gandalf: The Witch King?

(Saruman nods)

Gandalf: Get them on the eagle, I'll call it in.

Gandalf: The flight plan I just filed with the White Council lists me, my fellowship, Master Baggins here, but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my eagle!

(Gimli drags a Nazgul to the edge)

Gandalf: WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB MASTER BAGGINS?

(The Nazgul offers no response. Legolas shoots an arrow off the side of the eagle)

Gandalf: HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD. WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?

(Grabs another Nazgul)

TELL ME ABOUT THE WITCH KING! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE RING?

(The second Nazgul says nothing)

Gandalf: LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED RINGWRAITH!

Third Nazgul: Or perhaps he's wondering why you would shoot a man before throwing him out of an eagle.

Gandalf: At least you can talk! Who are you?

Third Nazgul: It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan.

(Gandalf removes the hood of the third Nazgul.)

Witch King: No one cared who I was until I put on the ring.

Gandalf: If I pull that off, will you die?

Witch King: It would be extremely painful.

Gandalf: You're a big guy.

Witch King: For you.

Gandalf: Was getting caught part of your plan?

Witch King: Of course! Master Baggins here refused our offer in favour of yours. We had to find out what he told you.

Frodo: Nothing! I said nothing!

(The eagle encounters turbulence. Above, a winged beast with a team of Nazgul riding it comes into view)

Gandalf: Well congratulations! You got yourself caught!

Aragorn: Gandalf?

Gandalf: What's the next step in your master plan?

Witch king: Crashing this eagle. WITH NO SURVIVORS!

(Four Ringwraiths leap down toward the eagle. The Witch King breaks his handcuffs and snaps Gandalf’s neck.)