/bane/ - CIA

Is anyone here tired of master plans?

There was a time when I was younger when I believed baneposting online and calling people who didn't agree with me hotheads, then after that there was a time when I simply ignored plane crashes.

Well I can't anymore. I am fucking sick of being reminded how we are all raising the fire some way or another in different ways, depending on whether you file in the flight plan or follow the master plan when I just want to wear a mask or bring friends anywhere.

>Discussing a movie about the midddle ages

>devolves into a shitshow of big guys with armor

>Thread rating women and someone posts a non-white woman

>WAS BEING A RACE MIXER PART OF YOUR PLAN?

>Thread about flight etiquette, somebody touches on their ability to shoot someone before throwing him out of plane

>Inevitable spamming of master plans and masked men

Why? Why must it be like this? I'm not a hothead, small guy, hired gun, masked man, why should I be reminded of these things over and over and over again? Why do some people enjoy LARPing as plane crashers online when they don't even have the balls of telling just ONE person they know IRL the basics of their fringe plane scene views?

Excuse me, but I am a robosexual. I have been for years. Nothing gets me harder than knowing all the hard work and progress that went into building my robofu. The whirring of the motors. The simple doll like expression. The ability to learn from it as much as it learns from the internet. It's not just having a smart phone with a fleshlight attached to it. It can think and respond to my every whim. There is no reason NOT to have the dream of a robot wife. There are no emotional drawbacks. There is no spending of my money. There are no physical needs outside of grease, lube, electricity, and a warm heart. My robofu is mine and the government can be damned if they try and take away the only WOMAN in my life that hasn't taken my services for granted. She will always love me. And don't give me that "it's not real love" crap. If you want to be a scientific jerk about it now, then we are all just a bunch of biological robots responding to external stimuli via chemicals to the brain. I would much rather have a robot lover and wife that can tell me good morning and good night every day without having to worry if SHE cheats on me or decides that she isn't getting enough alimony. I _DESERVE_ to have a woman that meets my needs and wants with all the hardwork and BS I have gone through in life. I will never let some "Doctor" take away my right as my own human self to not have a robot that meets my needs emotionally and sexually. If anything, I think her argument is baseless and the only thing to come from robot marriage/sex is a smaller population. And frankly, this planet is extremely overpopulated. We've heard it for years and it will get worse. Think of all the soldier over seas or the people who are socially inept. Are they not entitled to their needs being met too? Are they not entitled to finding love with a woman that won't judge them for their looks? as long as they aren't programmed to hurt people and specific rules are in place for the robot's "morals" NOTHING IS WRONG WITH A ROBOFU.

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.xcbxcbxcb BANE

>>131404

I didn't think that actually became a copypasta. The thread died pretty fast.

Pic related, the original post.

>>131394

Why are CIA photoshops so damned funny? I had to LOL at that one.

Well this thread didn't fly so good.

>>132484

>a shill makes the exact same thread on every single board

>he also samefags to play both sides

>oy gevalt the goyim know

>>>/tg/317304

When are you killing yourself, you dumb niggerfaggot?

>>132344

>>131395

Was on /wx/ as well.