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Bane?

File: 320ab4bcb486fef⋯.png (575.11 KB, 1122x1600, 561:800, img000027.png)

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 No.128398

Post random stuff that made you smirk. Let me start:

>powerstance

>followed by a congratulations

>AOBANE?

>Yesh, the purple smoke rises!

 No.128414

File: e59f82c79f460d2⋯.png (278.83 KB, 484x484, 1:1, This can't be happening.png)

>be someone else

>Halloween 2016

>decide to hold a party ’cause parents are outta town

>dress up as CIA

>do the power stance as I greet my friends as they arrive

>a few of them do a little IRL Baneposting with me – all in good fun

>a lot of people showed up

>don’t remember inviting most of the guests, not sure if some of them even goes to my school but whatever – the more the merrier, right?

>qt 3,14 from school shows up

>and she didn’t come alone; the main jock and a two of his buddies are with her

>jock is dressed as motherfucking Bane, and his friends as mercs

>“uhh, you don’t get to bring friends” try to act like a big guy in charge of the situation

>”They’re not my friends”

>they all make their way inside

>I’m about to ask her why she told these assholes about my party when I see the lights of a cop car out on the street

>this can’t be happening!

>“Crashing this party – with no survivors!”

>qt 3,14 & jock Bane are about to take off out the back along with a lot of other guests out the back

>he turns, and says smugly: “they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother!”

>open the door to the cops – “What seems to be the problem, officer?”

>cops tell me they’ve gotten complaints about loud music & underage drinking – they ask for ID on some of the guests, turns out a lot of them were underage

>turns out some of the guests brought weed with them as well

>police calls my parents

>mfw i got grounded


 No.128460

File: 6d08716daed565f⋯.jpg (34.35 KB, 426x234, 71:39, osaka_wtf.jpg)

>Be in High School

>Be spirit week

>Each day is a specific theme, like sports day or decades day

>One of them was "Dress as your favorite Villian Day"

>I didn't dress up

>Be in Film Class

>One of my classmates dresses up as Bane

>Snicker like a Japanese school girl and tell him he's a big guy

>He says "Oh, do you feel in charge of me?"

>mfw


 No.128461

File: aff09ccfb425bfa⋯.png (112.12 KB, 250x250, 1:1, aff09ccfb425bfad4403fbeaf1….png)

>>128460

Or perhaps he was wondering why someone wouldn't take the opportunity to dress up like a villain?


 No.128462

>>128461

I was going to dress up as Christopher Lee's Dracula, but I couldn't find a good enough costume.


 No.128485

>>128414

He didn't party so good! Who wants to host next?


 No.128488

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU HEARD ABOUT ME

BUT CIA CAN'T GET A DOLLAR OUT OF ME

SOME DAY THE WHOLE WORLD'S GONNA SEE

I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN B I G G UY


 No.128512

File: 452c0eeba4e9632⋯.jpg (54.91 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, mpv-shot0043.jpg)

File: f789d687df8cdd1⋯.jpg (78.21 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, mpv-shot0044.jpg)

Taboo is definitely a banecore series. It's about Tom Hardy being a big guy, and I think the writes are actually baneposting. People say lots of "ayes" for example.


 No.128544

>>128414

Sounds like you were being a hothead.


 No.128546

>>128414

Well congratulations! You got yourself caught!


 No.128643

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is such a beautiful song, it really gives me such a complicated feeling in my heart.




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