/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Dan Murphy's

SNOWY MOUNTAINS

I've had some Ciders just now and damn they're good, you don't even taste the alcohol

Auckland

>>46078

>Auckland

>Has Australian flag

Nani?

SYDNEY

SYDNEY

>>46079

I like to push the boundaries when it commons to the early thread random city shitposting game

>>46082

b-but Dan Murphy's is all over Australia?

the real #62

>>46085

You know it Dan, it's why I got the second post for you.

>>46086

That is why beer is a pleb tier choice

>>46086

You should gotten some goon. I don't think any NEET has drank a whole cask only to feel a light buzz.

>>46088

It used to do the trick. I haven't gone drinking in like a week, either.

Feh.

>>46089

I've neglected my daily goon because I'm fairly sure that the local liquor shops know me by name and I don't want them to think that I'm cheap. Maybe that's dumb.

>>46085

>Buy New Zealand

How much does it cost

I have about $30 can I buy New Zealand

>>46091

Drive a bit more then

>>46093

Cumcrete is a brainlet name, Cemen is cultured

>>46093

noice

Please post more pics of the kitters

>>46096

Attacking the site where sea executives were once slaughtered en masse, skeles have no class

>>46091

Dan never judges.

I wish I had a car then I'd drive to underground car parks and sit in my car to play games to be free of Mum. Has anyone done this or even spent the night in one of these places?

>>46091

Just load up a trolley with 10 casks of goon and if the normie at the till asks whether you're having a party just say "No."

People who work in bottle shops deal with real alcoholics every day. You aren't even on their radar.

>>46095

Strongly disagree.

>>46096

2 spooky, I was going to ask you if there was skele bombers.

>>46100

No.

>>46101

Cèmen

>>46100

Why a car park?

>>46100

I once drove to a top of a hill and played my Gameboy, also ewhere are you, if you're close enough I can road trip this easter and take you for a driv

>>46097

Not my cat. I would never own one. They kill native animals by the dumpster full, even when belled and in broad daylight. They also give cat owners toxoplasmosis.

>>46104

Oh, he probably orders a strong decaf soy latte

>>46101

>People who work in bottle shops deal with real alcoholics every day. You aren't even on their radar.

Good call, NEET. I'll do it next time. Because that 6 pack was just a waste of money.

>>46108

Staying awake for those long Zelda sessions is hard when you're a tired kitty

>>46107

Then why were you posting pics of a cat and it's kittens

>>46112

I hope executives are comfy inside with this skele uprising.

Very concerning update.

>>46109

Six packs are false economy. You can usually get a decent brand name carton at Dan's for about $42, but other places can charge you $50+.

Beer is ridiculously expensive because winemakers reeeeed at the federal government to put an extra tax on beer and spirits. Garbage booze like Fat Lamb is just diluted, carbonated goon with added colours, flavours and sugar.

>>46116

Is there such thing as carbonated goon?

>>46116

Goon is premium version of Fat Lamb? The more I know.

>>46117

Get one of those SodaStream machines and find out.

>>46121

Good night NEET. Good night Cemen.

>>46112

what

>>46120

It's probably a great way to drink a lot of goon fast by diluting its taste. People do it to make champagne.

>>46117

Yah, Fat Lamb is carbonated goon. All that shit in plastic bottles is carbonated goon.

>>46111

I didn't post those. That was CumcreteNEET.

>>46111

That was me.

>>46105

Shelter from the sun, nearby wi-fi sometimes.

>>46106

>letting some random guy take me on a road trip

I had something I was going to post but I took a nap and forgot.

>>46121

Night m8.

>>46126

post more cat pics

>>46127

Please, it'll be fun

Tell me your state at least

>>46127

If you can get a good car park. Most are full and busy. I can understand the feel in regards to an empty car park but a full car park would not be pleasant.

Brendan is unJUSTing himself

This brings us hope

>>46132

He still has that look in his eyes that he's uncertain.

>>46131

I go to shopping centers during weekdays in the morning. 9am-3pm is the quiet time.

I don't have to encounter many wagies that way, besides the store workers.

>>46131

Protip: car parks fill from the ground floor, just go a couple stories higher than the normies.

>>46124

But champagne is still as strong as flat wine. Fat Lamb is diluted right down to 8% to fatten up the profit margins of wine growers who can claim up to $500,000 a year in special tax breaks that aren't available to brewers and distillers.

You can carbonate your own goon cheaper with a Sodastream machine. Reliable, economical product from a reputable Israeli company.

>>46132

I wish Brendan the best. He is a true inspiration.

>>46136

Same SodaStream company from memory that hired Palestinian workers foot below minimum wage if my mind serves me right.

I think it just changes how it looks. It's normie champagne because it's just bubbles

>>46112

Why did you name-dropping Albany?

>>46140

Name drop*

Good night NEETs

>>46142

Sweet dreams.

>>46139

Really? I'm disappointed in Sodastream. I guess they're the same kind of pieces of shit as every other company under the sun.

Carbonated goon won't taste like champagne but it's essentially the same thing

>>46135

Most carparks go down not up

>>46147

Then what are the tall ones called.

>>46145

Not bad m8, If a girl ever saw my room they would run screaming and probably block all communication.

>>46147

What are above ground car parks?

>>46148

>>46146

Thanks guys. I got lucky af to have had that experience relative to my situation, and I'm not gonna lie about that. That being said, being calm and casual goes a long way in social situations. I just wanted to share my experience. I'll be honest, liquor goes a LONG way in getting rid of the anxiety. I was literally shaking from the anxiety when i took my first shot after introducing myself. After the second I felt like a part of the group. And just went with the flow.

>"If a girl ever saw my room they would run screaming and probably block all communication."

-Hence why i didn't let anyone use/ see my bathroom/ bedroom and made them walk upstairs if they had to go. I know the feeling.

Have you ever felt like a cupcake when all you ever wanted to be was a muffin?

>>46145

If she made out with you, why didn't she want to pursue the relationship? Also how did you get a girl to come over in the first place?

Right now we are the 2nd fastest thread on 8chan only behind /pol/'s "wew pedo boards got delet"

>>46153

Pedo boards on 8chan by any chance?

>>46145

How do you even meet girl

>>46154

/youn glove/ got deleted probably becaust of fosta or what ever that gay new law is

I got banned from /v/

>>46155

My younger brother (who has a gf and this was his Gfs friend)

>>46152

I guess the experiences comes easy enough for her that she didn't see it as anything special. Blond hair, blue eyes, skinny, I wouldn't be surprised if I was just a number on her list.

>>46158

Should have imprisoned her in the NEET dungeon.

>>46158

how did he meet a gf

>>46160

Your guess is as good as mine.

>>46161

>tfw I will never know how to find gf

either way at least I'm getting along with the guys at tafe now

Hey mates I bought a kettle today and am having my first coffee from this kettle

>>46163

Exciting times mate

>>46162

Hey you're socializing and participating, actively trying to learn. You're doing good man.

>>46164

I'll tell you how it goes

>>46165

I told them about some shit that happened near my house and they laughed so all is good

>tfw you take the Vargpill and resent the fact you live here in Australia

bump

>>46167

Australia is the France of the South tbh

>>46153

About time the pedos got kicked off here. I always feel a bit uncomfy using this site because of that side of it, even if I rarely leave the aus boards.

>>46170

There is only one aus board.

>>45874

that second comment of hers reads a bit like the navy seal pasta. tbh that gay guy could've easily won the argument if he said he was also autistic. the asian card isn't worth much, autism definitely trumps it.

>>46026

will you be giving them away?

>>46132

i read the title as "Just" the first time around

>>46145

wow, nice. congratulations. i talked to a girl on the bus a few days ago. it didn't go well.

>>46172

Probably. Not entirely up to me though. About the cats.

>>46173

i assume you'll be keeping concrete?

>>46174

Yeah.

>>46171

what about /dans/

>>46175

please show me more pics of the kitties

>>46177

Later. They kitties are in my grandparents room and they're sleeping.

>>46176

That board looks pretty dead to me. I was more making a joke about not acknowledging /aus/.

>>46178

I know, I'm /dans/ bo and I forgot the password

>>46178

So you live at you're grandparent's house?

>>46171

I dare not stoop to the level of self delusion, neeto

>>46181

Second one makes me want to throw up

>>46181

>tfw you'll never be a girl and experience rubbing against another pussy

Time to once again get into some reading before heading off to bed

Have a good day tomorrow neetos

>>46180

We live together, long story about that.

>>46186

you'll have to tell me one day

>>46184

You can get surgery for that feel now

>>46188

The real pros are waiting for full robot avatars.

>>46153

That's because this whole site is dead.

We are not at the point of slow decay.

Imageboards are a thing of the past.

>>46190

what is the future then

>>46191

Hyper-social, hyper-controlled media systems like your Facebooks and Twitters.

Bulletin boards and imageboards are going to die on a "large scale" system like the Chans, but I figure there'll always be a place for more homebrew type sites even if they won't have the same flavour. Returning to the late 90s/early 00s small non-Usenet site discussions, if anything.

Niche interests never die, nor will a desire for at least semi-anonymous discussion among similar topics.

Did anyone else think life after school was going to be great?

>>46193

I thought I would have the time to pursue the things I wanted to do, since school ate up so much of my time. But as it turned out, I'm still as lazy now as I was back then.

>>46197

Good morning.

>Look up rape porn

>See actual rape

) =

>>46198

>>46197

morning NEETs

>>46193

its better than sitting in school while fugees sit in your school gym and the new female principal tells you to be open towards them.

Thanks to the competent people who organized it, the school gym was trashed after a few weeks and our new guests were missing. But at least none of the pupils were racist towards them

>>46200

Lol did that really happen to you?

>>46201

it did. Let me tell you a bit more

>fences get put up in the schoolyard, blocking the entrance to the gym

>security in front of that fence

>only thing they do is stop pupils from entering the gym

>fugees are allowed to roam free, look around town etc

>some play soccer with other pupils

>one female teacher goes "thats nice"

also the pupils had to take a bus to the next gym in town. The school next to us also got their share of refugees. It was madness, it was also the reason why I decided to stop participating in this society. I wish I was larping

>>46202

You actual kraut?

>>46204

I am, posted some proof a while ago. If you consider a few euros and german tobacco proof

>>46203

morning animeNEET

>>46203

>(((chinese childrens cartoon show)))

>>46205

>>46202

Is it like that in every school?

i thought /pol/ was just looking at the worst situations.

>>46206

How does it feel to get

C H I N K E D

Every morning?

>>46207

it isn't like that anymore, it was in 2016 or whenever the whole 'crisis' started. The fugees decided to leave the gym at some point and since then I, and probably also the government have no idea where they are. I also don't know if every school had to take in people, but I assume most had to. Also I am in northern germany, and as far as I know the south got hit harder than the north. All in all the whole situation was just pure madness, I was a little bit more socially active at that time, alomst every adult I had contact to at that time was talking about how mad this all is. But nobody really did anything, as soon as you did so publicly the mainstream media would come down on you and label you a racist, member of the far right and of course a nazi, you know how they do it. Of course the majority of young people ate it up, the older ones not so much. I think many people were, and probably still are scared to talk about the whole refugee situation in public. But at least we now got a party in parliament that actually talks about the problems that exist.

>>46209

so what you're saying is that the government has no idea where all the fugees are going and can't keep track of them. jesus how horrifying.

>>46210

they can't keep track of them because they didn't have the capacity for all of them in the first place. And even now many people in government want to bring in the families of the people that are already here. As I've said, its madness. The people who think germany is able to take in half the world are fine examples of german megalomaniacs

>tfw I forgot to send the reply

>>46212

Very sad >>45361

oh boy, another day. Mornin' NEETs

>>46214

Good morning

>>46214

good morning

Pepe on my wrist

Pepe on my dick

>tfw depressed

>tfw blessed

Laying outside in the sun feeling a-okay :) how are you doing at midday, neetibois?

>>46222

At work, being a wagie.

AC is too cold.

Too depressed to be productive.

>>46222

pretty gud. took doggo for a walk. now thinking about lunch.

Pretty funny story of how he felt he was above the law and how he felt he had any chance of winning by defending himself. Even if it involved an overseas student, I feel that this type of behaviour should be punished as anyone who gets a job should never have to deal with that level of crap from an employee who seems like an overall nasty person.

>Mr Mackenzie, who represented himself, angrily denied any wrongdoing and was even reprimanded by Judge Antoni Lucev for his “hostility” and “belligerence” in his court appearance, during which he went as far as to suggest the worker may have been involved in burning down his business.

http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/dont-expect-any-sympathy-indian-restaurant-owner-fined-200000-after-sacking-employee-by-sms/news-story/2237cbefc78270e14aee270f492f6305

>>46225

>that level of crap from an employee

*that level of crap from an employer

I meant to say

is pancakes for lunch a good idea?

>>46227

Yes, please post pictures

>>46209

holy shit, i didn't realize it was actually that bad. i only saw one or two german articles on the subject from some fringe site. i guess that's a prime example of how bad it is if you write free speech limitations into law

>>46227

depends what you put in them. with marmalade - no. with salad, carrots, other vegetables, maybe some meat and mayo - perhaps. you could try frying bacon and an egg and wrapping them in the pancake. might be tasty

>>46229

>some fringe site

The media is completely fucked. We have no idea how bad things are because of how hard they're being covered up. Applies to a lot more than just the "refugee" crisis.

>>46228

>>46229

decide against it too much effort

>>46231

decided*

>>46226

The employee being non-white (and therefore having a genetic commitment to crime) probably did steal the key to his business and probably was involved in burning it down.

The white business owner has every right to be "hostile" and "belligerent" in a kangaroo court.

Sorry if I am cranky, I still have a headache 22 hours later and it's probably a brain tumor according to google.

>>46225

You can always tell someone has a few screws loose when they choose to represent themselves in a court.

>>46234

You're quite often not allowed proper legal representation in some types of "court".

>>46235

This might have changed, but it was the case when I was sacked and looked at my rights with regard to FWA. They expressly prohibit the use of lawyers or other supporters during the "mediation" process.

good afternoon neets.

what does your day bring?

>>46235

what? you're allowed representation in nearly all courts.

>>46233

still have tha tfucking headache!

god damn i miss codiene.

What's a fun video game to drown out reality with?

>>46193

Yes so much this.

>ill have a nice car

>stay out all night

>go travel with my friends

Some how i never imagined that i would need to work. For some reason i though i just wouldnt have to work. I honestly believed that id make it as an artist or musican or just not have a fucking job

>>46237

I am not certain how I feel about this be unspoilered, it is not like poo posting but it feels to be within it's own category.

>>46242

Some disgusting fucks that need help in this world

>tfw depressed and didn't apply for youth allowance/austudy

>tfw missed out on three years' worth

fml I can't even get the dole properly.

>>46240

how about a critique of star wars the last jedi?

>>46245

What a funny sounding video game

>>46241

How was working not part of what makes life after school good?

>>46244

Hey i know that feel!

Too lazy and depressed to be even a dropkick

>>46246

how about one of the lego games?

I wish I had a gf

>>46250

Having to give attention to someone who needs it, gets really draining, really fast.

>>46251

What if you love them?

>>46252

Takes like a day or two longer in that case.

>>46236

>They expressly prohibit the use of lawyers or other supporters during the "mediation" process.

Mediation process is bullshit if people on both sides hold strong views. From memory, you have the right to not participate in this process and take it straight to court, but you'll probably need a solicitor and barrister.

A family friend was accused of racism and mediation was used. He found to not be at fault because each of their family members had a different statement of how it happened, what was said and how it was said. A complete lack of consistency with six different versions of how the kid was called a name and a gesture was directed towards him. The family member admits to making a gesture to his own son away from the kid and even had photographic evidence the kid was pushing his sons team during the game that evidence could be used in the case though?. It went for almost 2 hours until a decision was made that the family member was not guilty of racist comment/gesture. The family member had to go through the whole process even though the tribunal had these six different statements before it began and they highlighted as an issue in their final judgement.

>>46237

Why do you have your fancy shoes on, neetking?

>>46255

May be he is eying down the prize and needs to be lookin' the bomb?

>>46256

What's the prize?

>>46257

That is to be determined by the poster and where my interests lie.

>>46241

I could never see my 'career'. Still can't.

I hate small talk. Offices are cancer.

>>46236

yeah FWA is not a court process. They can take a matter to the federal court, but they have their own dispute process governed by the legislation.

>>46254

Mediation is good initially to keep costs down. It's always a good move. Not a lot of matters go to actual court. Many things are offered and accepted on solicitor's advice during the discovery phase - when an opposing party shows what they plan to lean on.

>>46260

>It's always a good move

When it becomes increasingly evident that the claims made by one party are almost fabricated and the party being accused is completely denying the allegations, why does it go ahead in meditation? I am not criticising you, but the whole process was a waste of time and that became clear as it developed. With the original statement or two the case seemed viable, but as more witness statements were submitted it become more and more unlikely each family member and the extended family each submitted a different story of how they personally witnessed the event. Our family member was threatened with being banned from all games for half a year or the year, so it wasn't just a slap on the shoulder that'll you miss your sons next game or two. It achieved absolutely nothing and could have been quite damaging to the persons life.

>>46261

>I am not criticising you

obviously; that would be absurd. I don't make the rules lel

I see your point of view, but essentially you're saying tht the issue was investigated, and the correct decision was made.

I don't see a problem.

the process was followed, the statements were inconsistent and therefore there was no admissable evidence. and your fam member went on their way.

Yes the system is bloated and retarded. But think about other places. In USA it would have been suing for 'damages' (retarded). in africa it would have been solved with a bat and a fight. In EU it would have been probably more bureaucratic and come to the same end.

>It achieved absolutely nothing

It didnt achive nothing: the truth came out.

now lets go back to talking about the tasmania neet commune of dreams - with tendies for all

>>46264

Tendies for some.

>>46265

for all

Kill it with fire cheesey >>46263

>>46267

That deserves a ban tbh

Making fun of the NEET general should be a punishable crime.

>>46269

What did you get at Dan's?

>>46270

>in a few years, all those kids will be suckling the goon teet of Dan.

>>46272

Kids drink for free at dans

>>46272

The cycle of Dan.

>>46279

ye

>>46279

super nice pep

9/10

last day of waging for 7 days

>>46284

I've roasted a turkey breast roll and consumed most of a bottle of shiraz.

Tomorrow morning I've got to take the doggo to the vet for some grooming and some blood tests and the beginning and end of the day.

Tomorrow is also the official practice day for the nationals, so I might go and try and do the practice I couldn't do on Friday night.

>>46283

>>46284

thats pretty glorious. enjoy your dan(((wank)))times

>>46286

>Nationals

What is it the Nationals of?

>>46288

wanking

>>46289

Nah what is it actually of mate

>>46290

Target rifle.

>>46291

How are you, do you think you have a chance of Representing /ausneets/ in the commonwealth games or some shit

>>46292

I won't be representing the country at anything.

Kill the other thread already cheesy.

>>46293

plz, if you win gold you can say you did it for Pepe

>>46291

thats actually cool. please represent neets. we believe

So Dan Schnider actually was a child rapist

Wew

>tfw severely depressed

>>46294

He's been delayed in responding to reports, may be he something important on today. I wonder if he can send email alert to his phone when he gets reports.

>tfw severely impressed

>>46302

Temp, according to BO he will be removed when he regains internet access.

>>46302

Been out of the loop for a while, ey buddy?

Current BO is a bit under the weather, internet troubles. Hope he gets well soon. I'm sure Cheesy will do fine.

>>46304

A lot of narky posts have also reduced in volume, I'm not certain if it is a coincidence.

>>46304

Cheesy will sort it. Just ignore it for the time being.

I want to verify my stupid Gmail account but I already have the maximum amount of accounts I can link to a phone number for SMS verification apparently.

What is the cheapest way I can get a number to receive a SMS text then discard it?

>>46303

>>46305

IC, thanks

>>46308

Pick up one of those $2 sims?

>>46308

there are online phone numbers you can buy for fuck all and with cryptocurrency.

or like a telstra 1 buck sim, put a 5 buck credit on it.

done.

>>46308

Can get $2 sims starter packs l, I think the Telstra ones have some value attached to them to allow activation of the number on the card. The only problem would be if you need to get access to the account and it sends a message to that number.

>>46299

whats wrong?

>>46311

once the account is made you can change the phone number and discard the temp one to activate

>>46313

I think you only have it for so long without putting any more money on it after you first activate the SIM by putting it in a phone. The best approach with that would probably be switching it over to a long life plan from everyday plan and loading it up with credit, if the number is that important to you.

>>46314

Proudly inspired by Dan Murphy's

>>46307

It was clear as day but there is always that weird feeling when rumour is fact

>>46308

You don't need Mobile Verification

>>46315

you can add like a 365 day credit for 10 dollaridoos, and do that annualy to keep the number out of the pool

>>46318

For $12 overall that isn't bad.

>>46319

yep 12 dollaridoos for a year.

fuck google, by the way.

start paying for web services like email, cloud. fuck those companies that give it for "free".

It gets me all fucking autistic

>>46320

Google won't go to hell until Page and Brin leave the company.

After that it'll be a total Facebook-tier shitshow.

>>46321

hahah fuck. all i think about when i see that shit is weight gain 3000.

qt 1, neet 0

>>46321

what quantity did that buy?

>>46314

so ridiculous, it seems staged. That laugh seems seem genuine though.

>>46324

1.5 kg spread across a few different brands to try

>>46325

Yeah, it's a bit coincidental his head hit the egg. Like he managed to shift 50% of his body length in the fall to manage it.

>>46326

Well, you could use it as an incentive to become a FitNEET. Would treat it as a meal replacement if you're an executive, though.

>>46326

That's not soooo bad then. I was paying about $70 for 1.5kg of Isopure zero carb protein powder at one point.

>>46329

i have no idea about this shit. is it all really necessary? can;t you just eat more instead?

>>46330

If you're lifting weight you want to be getting around 1g of protein per pound of bodyweight. In my case that was 120kg * 2.2 = 264lbs = 264 grams of protein. Good luck eating enough meat and cheese to get that in without clogging your arse for a week.

>>46328

He wouldn't win the Nurgle 2018 fuzed/fuzzed to a chair competition with that attitude.

how the fuck are we all going to get a piece of land to live on?

are we all fucked and doomed to live in shipping containers?

seriously how the fuck are we supposed to get out of the renting market.

>>46331

Is that gram figure per day or week?

>>46331

i see

>>46334

Per day.

That's why protein shakes are good. You can get 50-60g of protein in with one drink.

>>46333

We're not meant to goy

**I consider moving rural, where houses are $200k

>>46321

looks like you have to start lifting now

>>46333

Become an executive/CEO sized prostitute. A few women have bought property working that way.

only way of really getting in is with a sizeable inheritance and then renting it out to cover the costs to pay down the mortgage or get a very high paying job

>>46338

He could also use it as a meal replacement if he wasn't. Say it was 60g protein per serve (with no carbs or fats) then it would make for a 240 calorie meal.

>>46333

We'll probably be renting for life, I've come to accept this and I am now at peace.

>>46336

Thanks for the advice.

The shit threads are multiplying…

>>46340

>>46339

>>46337

shit is fucking depressing. i hate office jobs more than anything.

i wish i did an apprenticeship

>>46345

Worrying.

>>46348

I apologise for shit posting in them.

>>46349

Shitposting is probably the best thing you can in such cases, we seem to have no captain at the wheel of the ship.

>>46347

Some but not all physical jobs can fuck you up physically later on in life depending on what they are. Bickies and labourers can earn $300+ a day but year after year it will fuck you up eventually. It's like going from your peak to a slow decent into a crippled old man. It's also a game of cards, I knew labourer who made it rich but his business going bust crippled him a fair bit. But you can strike it rich and have a good life which all comes down to luck. I would keep this in mind.

>>46351

It's also seasonal work for some part of the year after summer in February I have been told, so you can have periods without work or very little work. Having a constant and reliable source of income is good in that respect.

>>46352

Sorry my description of the seasons is off.

>>46351

Family friend was a welder making like 200k a year

He got a stroke and is all fucked up now

>>46354

Yeah, similar life changing illness hit labourer friend I knew. It sucks but it is a hard life and the pay reflects which requires planning for the future that is absolutely necessary.

>>46333

At least in Sydney and Melbourne rent is a very good deal, net yields on investment properties are negative 2-5%.

>>46355

There is a roller-coaster on there that blasts off from the station with power and what you can do is extend the station to make more people use it with the full ride capacity. You then extends the end of the ride into the sky and you can have like a Photo booth on the ride to earn extra money. That's how I always made the game into the cash cow because the ride is seen as exciting and with adjusting the price people will always want to ride it so you always have to extend the entrance or build another one. the roller coaster I was thinking of it's brown and it's one of the few ones you get after focusing on roller coaster research.

>>46359

Sorry for my vagueness but it's a way I used to always make my parks successfully. It repays itself several times over.

Cheesy. Your lack of concern and board maintenance is most worrying.

>over 3 hours

>>46360

You should also increase the speed of the ride, but never use the ride until you do a test on it as there are occasions where it may not be high enough with the boosters or extra boosters you had on the track which sends the roller coaster flying killing people. On orange light mode you can test it and simply stop the ride without any consequences for your Park

>>46362

I have this feel but he may have something really urgent to address in life. I will wait to see what he says before I make a judgement.

>>46358

Do they really, or are they just making shit up on facebook?

>>46363

Will keep it in mind!

Don't think I've gotten boosters yet. Honestly haven't bothered messing around with R&D at all. Will look into it.

>>46363

Have at least a few engineers and reduce time to check your rides safety. Having rides down costs money and it often happens all together. Constant maintenance checking the rides reduces the likelihood of this happening even though it can cost a shitload of money in the start. Guests leaving because they are sad and angry is less money earned.

>>46366

I only use research and development to get that one roller coaster. I do not research food, gardens and low thrill rides at the start.

>>46369

I think I've seen that, the nazis believed in some wacky stuff.

>>446370

No problem these are things I have learned by spending hours playing that game. It's looping roller coaster design but got loop but it doesn't go back to the station. It launched up into air and rolls back down the hill on the track. It very exploitable design and main cash cow. If they don't like the ride anymore reduce its cost. Always watch how much each roller coaster is making you don't want to be losing money to operating costs. But even at lower price it can still make thousands/hundreds an hour.

Have food, toilet and drink stalls spread out throughout the park but not too many. They can improve guests mood.

Borrow money if you need to. I typically maxed my credit out over time with the loan. Once the park was established with my cash cow roller coasters in other designs, I was typically able to pay back everything before the end of the achievement of whatever they call it at the end. My guests were always very happy and willing to spend their money. You can use guards and those entertainers if you just need to push it up a little higher as a last resort near the end of the achievement if your Park rating isn't high enough.

Don't forget reasonable amount of benches and bins especially near roller coaster to stop some of the puke.

dear God I have played that game for too long

>>46371

One of the strangest bits was where they got the term (or their definition of the term) Aryan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helena_Blavatsky

>>46369

sounds interesting, they probably mentioned himmler and the Wewelsburg? The place still exists today, as a museum, a friend who visited there once told me that they won't let anyone who wears 'right wing clothing' in. That was a few years ago, I guess the present rules aren't better. Its pretty sad, all the third reich museums I know of are run by leftists, so they do their best to only focus on the crimes of the nazis and forget all the other stuff that still interests people who want to look further into the third reich than 'lol some people were killed'.

for example, I visited a U-Boot-Bunker once, subs were produced and launched from there, the place was basically a small factory inside a bunker next to a river. The first question the tour guide (a stereotypical leftist) asked was how many people were killed by the nazis, the majority of the tour consisted of hearing about how many people were worked to death while the bunker was constructed. Even some horror stories about people falling into the cement mixer and the evil guards not stopping the it. All in all the tour sucked, I left early. At least there was a qt with a nice ass there so I had something to look at.

>naziboo

I was one once, didn't end well for me.

>>46373

Yeah it's some crazy stuff.

>>46375

Did you tap the walls and say I'm with you buddy, I can't bear to listen to this tour guide anymore?

>>46372

Well hey, least you learned something about the game rather than just plugging thousands of hours into a game and not really being able to discuss it.

I'll be able to use some of this, though, cheers!

>>46377

I turned to the guide, yelled 'NEIN' at the top of my lungs and goose stepped away.

whatever happened to dog neet or dog anon, can't remember the name?

>>46378

Good, enjoy it. Don't be afraid to be in the red if you have the cash flow coming in hard and fast. I was borrowing hard and having no money after bills for several consecutive months but cash flow pushed me back into the black. Interest rates are piss poor game mechanism. I can borrow thousands with only small rate of interest that's cancelled out by new rollercoaster that people line up for continuously with a long entrance lines that I build. Plus all the shit I build brings the park value up and after a while you build up equity even with a big loan your slowly paying off. It's then a mix between building and paying back the loan at later stages in game after establishing good park, but I will keep building like a mad man…

>>46375

Yeah, He had a plan to form a city around it and that would've cost 300M Marks back then (I think that was the figure it said) and to be completed by mid 60's

Still he did up the place and that's cool.

All the bits about concentration camps and shit bores me but the weird ass stuff that will probably never happen again, like that U-Boot-Bunker is awesome.

>>46380

Went to doggy heaven.

>>46379

Should've breakdanced on the Black Sun.

>>46383

no really? seems he deleted the channel

>>46379

You should have marched in sequence, yelling that the spirits are connecting with you.

>>46383

His poor doggo RIP. When did this happen?

>>46385

He made what he in hindsight believed to be a rather bad set of comments about a grave he was inspecting.

I didn't think it was that bad though tbh.

>>46387

Nah my dog's alright.

I haven't posted much since possum went on his hiatus. I'm killing off my NEETnames one by one.

I'm thinking about leaving chans.

I am almost normie and I need to accept depression as the base level.

>>46364

>>46362

>where is cheesy

I was out at carousel purchasing a new light bulb for my lamp. I wasn't sure it was the right size but I just put it in and it worked. I also went to Dan Murphy's and got some Ginger fat lambs - all in all a productive day.

The threads are deleted now, sorry.

>>46389

good luck mate, i enjoyed your vids, nice and comfy

>>46393

Don't leave the chans/imageboards m8. I am still disappointed you deleted your channel, I liked the exploration videos.

>>46392

There was a grave next to a vineyard of a guy called dan with a warhammer (it was a battleaxe) on the grave who died of cancer.

That made me laugh and hours later I realised I was laughing at some dead kid.

I just saw it as a culmination of /ausneets/ memes.

Anyway I deleted everything because that was pretty fucked in hindsight.

>>46382

the stupid part about the bunker was that as soon as the subs were finished, they had to enter the north sea through a river, the weser if you have to know. Being in a river means your boat can't really dive that deep, and at the time the bunker was build the allies already had air superiority over germany. As far as I know many of the subs that were built there were destroyed by allied planes before they even left the river. Pretty good waste of resources if you ask me

>>46394

I've been on two cruises since and I think they could've been vids but I didn't film them.

I've wasted a lot of time here and on /aus/, like almost 10% of all the posts here are mine and /aus/'s catalog is full of threads I made. I went there yesterday and that WA exit one is almst a year old and I can remember making that as if that was an actual life event for me.

Maybe I'll just cut back chan use.

I even tried to 4chan again to get over the cravings for NEETy goodness but it didn't do it for me so I've just watched this board for the past couple days.

>>46397

Sleep tight mate.

>>46390

I cannot judge a NEET who was going to Dan's. Thank you for deleting the cancer.

>>46397

Good night asian girls.

>>46395

it wasn't as if you were being intentionally cruel, if you ever decide to film again, im sure it will be appreciated

>>46397

good night

Speaking of graves and Dan, I'm pretty sure Dan Murphy is dead, we need to find his grave so we can make a yearly NEETpilgrimage and leave offerings and honor him.

>>46404

All NEETs should bring him a cup and fill it with goon to leave on his grave.

>>46402

Exactly, he shouldn't feel bad. Shit happens.

Good night NEETs. Stay comfy.

>>46407

Night, NEETo. Have a good one.

>>46407

good night

I am quite unwell

>>46410

You know right now, we can't tell.

>>46407

night mate.

>>46411

Dismiss his problem and give him hell

>>46411

>>46413

Th-thanks

>>46413

Or let it slide and say fare ye well.

>>46398

I wouldn't be upset about the time you have spent here. Ever since browsing the generals it has been a much needed benefit to my life, and I think it would be the same for a majority of the people here. Cutting back on 4chan is a sensible idea (because mostly it is shit) but I wouldn't take it too far by cutting off all of them including here.

>>46415

The gooned-up NEET was spatially inhibited, into the pile of cumdies he fell.

>>46417

Please stop

>>46417

fell asleep in the cumdies, almost walked in on by mumzy 'til tendies burned in the kitchen and set off the fire alarm; saved by the bell

>>46410

Is there a reason for being unwell?

>>46416

>Ever since browsing the generals it has been a much needed benefit to my life, and I think it would be the same for a majority of the people here

I know it is for me. The fact you guys accept, or at least tolerate me here is nice

>>46420

I've got a cold and I'm feeling depressed.

>>46294

REEE

>>46421

>cold

could be worse, I still hope you get well soon.

>feeling depressed

thats not good. I'd say go for a walk, but I don't know how bad your cold is or how late it is for you. Just do something that takes your mind off the depression, do some pushups or something

>>46416

The only reason I went to 4chan was because i was retracing my steps.

>>46417

Was it the GOON or was it the >tfw? You never can tell.

>>46420

>accept, or at least tolerate

love*

we love you.

>>46422

comfy catch up takes so long for you

>>46426

>tfw loved

Just because I said love doesn't mean you should grab that.

Highly inappropriate NEET. I don't love you like that.

>>46431

>I don't love you like that.

Sorry, but I never claimed you loved me like that, I only claimed you love me in the same way you wrote in your post, you decide what kind of love that is since you made the post.

Can it at least claim that I had an australian online bf for a few minutes? It'd make a funny story

>>46433

I'd be scared of loosing this pig or accidentally stepping on it, its too small.

Sleep well NEET

>>46435

Wait..

They're not the countries I thought they were.

>>46435

I'm fine with that, but I have decided to never tell the story to anyone

>>46436

it was close enough for me to understand

>>46438

4\10 no visible dan. Or I'm just not perceptive enough

>>46439

are you a fellow Hans or just VPN user?

The answer to your question is you shouldn't force yourself to enjoy company if you don't like it. If you're happier alone, be alone.

>>46440

Hallo Hans. Warum ist es immer noch so kalt hier?

>>46441

Keine Ahnung, habe mich selbst gewundert dass es heute Nacht gefroren hat. Kann ich aber mit leben.

But we should really talk in english, I don't think this is a multilingual board. How did you find this place?