/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

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SYDNEY

ADELAIDE

>>34755

Anon and Karen

Sitting in a tree

K I S S I N G

>>34760

Not that anon, but I'm wondering how would someone contact you privately for those sorts of requests?

>>34760

How much did he pay you?

I'm starting to regret eating all those eggs.

>woman in the office brought cake for her birthday

>asked how old she was

>she said "a milestone birthday"

>i said "50?"

>some others laughed

>she said "40"

>>34765

Lookin kingly, there, NEET.

First rule of the gen, don't talk about the gen.

>>34763

You saying you regret vitamin D and B?

>>34764

Shit im sorry m8. Accidentally made a bald joke to a bald CFO at my old job.

>>34767

I regret the gas I'm getting.

>>34767

>Shit im sorry m8. Accidentally made a bald joke to a bald CFO at my old job.

Don't be sorry. I made some other people laugh, so it was a net win.

>>34765

Do a cannonball.

>>34771

He watches over us all.

>>34774

and threatens us with violence

Any of you watched the Chris Chan documentary?

>>34776

I was planning to watch one. The histories one that's about an hour long. There was another one from (I think) Down The Rabbit Hole which I might check out too

>>34777

GenoSamuel2 is doing one as well, so far there's 4 30-40 minute episodes. As far as lolcows go, I do truly feel bad for the guy.

>>34760

I gave you a good reason and you fucked me around refusing to do a neet a favour. Barely anyone even reads the old threads

>got nbn connected this morning

>a nbn technician came round and hooked it up

>got sent a wireless router from tpg that the technician plugged in

I've got Internet now, I'm trying to enter the modems settings page to set it up bu I can't access it for some reason, it says the site on the back of the modem is http://tplinkmodem.net but it's not working, the wifi works now though. Shouldn't I have to enter the username /password shit into the routers settings?

Look up the model number and type it into google. Typically it is an IP address to access the router page. You could ring them up and talk to the international call center if all fails

>>34765

Don't walk too far, your in danger of losing that hard earned weight

>>34764

>>i said "50?"

Were you making a joke when you said that, or did you seem serious?

>>34784

I was joking. I knew she had to be somewhere in the vacinity of 38-42.

>>34771

lol Dan strikes again.

>>34785

Well then perhaps it was not a bad outcome.

Are you the wagie who the female coworkers won't make eye contact with?

>>34787

>Are you the wagie who the female coworkers won't make eye contact with?

The young ones, yeah. They wouldn't want me mistaking eye contact for an indicator of interest.

>>34785

Just say 21 next time you are asked, and then you could say I do not believe this younger lady is (((real age)))

>>34786

Not as good the other NEET made but it was a decent first attempt

hello

>>34791

>>34790

>>34791

My bowels are a mess this morning

>>34794

Should have done the dishes last night.

>>34677

Mornin'

I've currently got the curtains shut after spotting a group of churchies roaming the street. I pray to God they leave me alone.

>>34796

Won't Cenno just cut you off?

I have ignored them because I am not receiving a payment as I stopped my payment, the whole process got too stressful for me with my anxiety keeping me awake at night with a constant irritability

>>34797

Put two do not knock sign up for these people to make them highly visible, it has worked quite well for me.

Which one of you posted this?

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/1175280625

>>34764

Enjoy your last day at work ;)

>>34795

3.8/10

>>34799

Aw.

>>34801

Might want to replace the toilet roll.

>>34799

He's probably going to find a friend who wants to tap his potential.

>>34799

I'd hit him up if I lived in Adelaide, poor bloke

>>34799

>>34806

I would hit him up but I am too old to be his friend. I'd feel weird hanging out with him.

>>34795

Reasonably well bantered.

>>34798

>I stopped my payment

I did that once. I was living with mummybot and the extra bux weren't worth the stress they brought with them. Stayed off for about a year and got myself into a better head space.

>>34808

Why not? Tbh if it was me I'd have looked for someone else to do it already, you've been made to wait months for this. It could probably be completed in a day, ring around for a quote

>>34813

I don't think I am going to have it done at all now. We had a good look at the shed and there are so many holes and rusty parts it is not even worth it. The doors on the front are completely fucked.

I have learned to live with the possums now.

The handyman is telling me how he nearly died from his infected lungs and he still has trouble breathing and coughs all the time. And then I go out there an hour or so later and the cunt is smoking a ciggie.

>>34812

>I was living with mummybot

My situation exactly, I am actively trying to improve my situation on a daily and I do not feel that the bux were not worth the stress. It is a much more frugal life but I do not feel as irritated.

I think I could have gotten medical certificates with doctor who I shared my experiences on the Gen before, but he wanted me to go onto medication for treatment. He was a quack, mummybot has gotten certificates a long time ago for extreme stress without seeing a psychologist. My anxiety has been pretty good since my last extreme break down a couple of years ago, so I do not understand why Cenno would interrogate him as he justified.

>>34815

So he's still there, removing that green-waste pile?

>>34814

How many are there? You could look up a service to get them removed, just google possum removal your state, the shed could be repaired. The guy has probably been smoking all his life, bad habits are hard to quit, he'd probably try to cut down how many he has a day than quit altogether

>>34817

Yeah he cleaned my gutters for me, sealed up some holes in the verandah roof that were leaking, and now he has just left with the first trailer-load of green waste to take to the dump. He will be back for the rest soon.

>>34818

I have already looked into possum removal. They have to be relocated to within 50 metres of where they are caught so it is pointless. They would just come straight back.

>the shed could be repaired

I don't want to spend a thousand bucks on it.

>>34820

>I have already looked into possum removal. They have to be relocated to within 50 metres of where they are caught so it is pointless. They would just come straight back.

I had some in my roof at one point. Neighbour loaned me a trap. I drove them to the gun club, which is about 10km away.

>>34821

Did you finish them with a shotgun or rifle?

>>34821

>I drove them to the gun club, which is about 10km away.

Be careful if you have any greeny neighbors or if the council is made aware of this fact. My area has a similar laws that they can only be relocate X metres each time. It would be harder to prove if they are dead as you can say they moved on beyond your property.

>>34822

No. The club is on the edge of suburbia, so there is a lot of trees and shit they could make a home in.

>>34823

>Be careful if you have any greeny neighbors or if the council is made aware of this fact. My area has a similar laws that they can only be relocate X metres each time. It would be harder to prove if they are dead as you can say they moved on beyond your property.

We have the same laws (and same state), but they'd have to prove I actually caught any possums and wasn't just bullshitting on an internet forum.

>>34764

SAVAGE

>>34820

Did you get that information from online or from someone who does that? They might tell you something different, like they should let them go 50 metres away but realisticly its pointless so they might move them to a reserve 30 ks away or something. How many of them are there?

>>34824

>wasn't just bullshitting on an internet forum.

Even though it would be he said, she said a crazy neighbor could have spotted them. People are crazy, especially those extreme environmentalist types.

My nannybot when she was younger had a neighbour who would accuse her of stealing her plants when they trimmed her plants growing onto their side of the fence (crazy neighbor didn't want to trim them. This is in a metropolitan area). Crazy neighbor even called the police and the pigs said it was technically stealing, so nannybot's family threw clippings back over the fence when they were cut. Crazy neighbor just threw them back over the fence and then nannybot could then place them into a rubbish bin.

>>34765

Fuck where is this looks very nice

>>34827

This is why I want to live semi-rural

>>34828

Not very far from his house I'd imagine

>>34830

Are you suggesting this executive-sized neet cannot walk very far?

>>34829

Better place to live, the only downside is being further away from services. This is more significant when you get older and need access to specialists who are harder to come by in rural and remote locations.

>>34831

May be he was worried that you were going to develop a nasty rash if you walked excessively?

>>34832

>May be he was worried that you were going to develop a nasty rash if you walked excessively?

Don't ever forget your fat spats.

>>34832

>May be he was worried that you were going to develop a nasty rash if you walked excessively?

I'm not the executive who took the photo, I just remember him saying he was going for an executive walk.

On my lunch break. Course is going ok.

>>34764

Should've said 21 and got some milf action or at least a cute mummybot giggle

>>34836

>Should've said 21 and got some milf action or at least a cute mummybot giggle

She's in decent condition. She's had two kids though, so her vag might be blown.

>>34836

Are you socialising with the other students?

>>34834

>fat spats

Do they make any noise as your thighs rub together as you walk?

>>34840

It's alright, friend. You are spared of my suffering.

>>34839

No, it's not like microfiber pants where every step turns your lower body into a windchime.

Microfiber pants suck, by the way. They don't even breathe.

>>34831

Yes

>>34843

Yes.

But they're also another name for compression shorts.

>>34846

Thanks. I shall investigate these. I had hamburger crotch late last week as a result of an unexpected death march.

>>34847

Losing weight would be another option to solve the problem.

>>34847

Good luck, neet. They were a lifesaver for me. I started to enjoy walking again.

>>34849

Do they get uncomfortably tight around the balls and dick?

>>34848

Obviously. That's not an overnight fix though.

Look at these hipsters queuing up for a hamburger. I hate them.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/innout-pop-up-in-melbourne-sells-out-of-burgers-in-30-minutes/news-story/66d7e6e9d5a16184c8212191633228ed

>>34850

Nah. I meant they're designed for men, ideally the ones you get, so the elastic material around the crotch is more forgiving.

Not that they have to be elastic. The ones I'm toting right now are just cloth. Still does the trick. You just need a longer stopgap between your thighs so there's no hamburger crotch.

>>34852

I like a good burger, but damned if I'll ever queue up for one.

>>34852

I don't mind food fads, I more h8 the places that sell them like this company. This company is always in demand when they open up and are hopeless in stocking enough food.

>>34854

I agree with this post though.

>>34855

Better get in quick goy, we have limited stock (every day)

>>34855

>This company is always in demand when they open up and are hopeless in stocking enough food.

It's because upper management tries to arrange bulk supplies months in advance to get those tasty massive discounts and when it turns out it's not enough, everyone gets fucked.

But it gets to a point where it's actually cheaper for them to lose customers than it is for them to try and alter the bulk on demand. This is advanced jewery.

>>34856

*tips fedora*

>>34857

>But it gets to a point where it's actually cheaper for them to lose customers than it is for them to try and alter the bulk on demand. This is advanced jewery.

I understand this but staff, rent and fit out costs do not come cheap. You wouldn't want to necessarily extend the event longer, as supplies can be quite cheap in comparison to other costs if the event is unnecessarily drawn out.

>>34859

>Might try doing keto

To replace one, two or three meals?

>>34852

God damned bugmen.

>>34859

I've been doing keto for the last 3 weeks in combination with my hour NEETwalk, so far I've lost two kgs, but last week I felt quite sick and lethargic, I've improved a bit over the weekend but still feel a bit out of sorts.

>>34859

Do what you gotta do, man.

I found it to be too expensive, but I've never heard of it not working.

>>34862

What sort of stuff have you been eating?

I'd give her a lift tbh

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/adelaide-cbd/rideshare-travel-partners/rideshare-adelaide-to-norseman/1177139361

What about one the diets where you eat a bunch of nuts and grains so you are constantly shitting. It would be a good diet for any NEET who recently bough their poo poo stool.

>>34763

Spend all day doing gross eggfarts at work.

>>34864

For breakfast 3 fried eggs, lunch tin of Sirena Tuna, dinner is usually steak, but also two chicken breasts, fish, lamb chops, pork - all with a side of steamed veggies and after dinner a handful of raw almonds, basically just trying to keep carbs under 30g and total calories at 5000kj/1500cal.

>>34764

Officethot status: absolutely patrolled.

>>34776

Which one? I liked Sachumo(?)'s one that he did as a high school assignment (lol)

>>34868

You might be eating too much protein and not enough fat.

>>34858

Are you not capable of letting one /pol/ joke pass without some gay passive aggressive remark about it?

>>34871

I've been cooking my eggs and meats in butter, but not much, just enough to fry.

>>34856

*hand rubbing intensifies*

>>34865

Lmao she's going to end up in a barrel full of acid.

>>34868

>Sirena Tuna

SlavNEET detected.

>>34872

>Are you not capable of letting one /pol/ joke pass

Notice how I had no problem with the post after your post, even when it used racism. I do not see what your post was adding to the discussion, the post following your post at least provided a decent point. Your post just seemed to be critical of me.

The post before this one was of similar quality with a reference simply to white power in two posts? Very low quality banter.

>>34876

>SlavNEET

Nope, just your average anglo-celt.

>>34877

I thought jews like you had high verbal IQ but you don't even know how to use the fedora meme.

>>34878

I'm going to ask you a question and this is very important: what flavor Sirena is it?

A Bris-NEET was recently talking about living in Moorooka, well here you go. Free accommodation so long as you have a licence.

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/brisbane-city/rideshare-travel-partners/driver-needed/1177215352

>>34880

Just the one in olive oil.

Are you a lonely Sydney-NEET with a car?

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/woolloomooloo/rideshare-travel-partners/lift-sydney-melbourne/1177121582

>>34881

All good until you're pulled over and discover a bootload full of drugs.

Or get shot up.

>>34882

I knew you were a med! Don't give me this anglo-celt line!

>>34877

>Notice how I had no problem with the post after your post, even when it used racism.

I'm not that guy. Noted. However,

>Very low quality banter.

Speak for yourself. How many times have you narked like a faggot instead of making a funny joke?

>>34885

Nah man, I'm not a wog.

>>34882

>Tuna in oil.

>Not in chilli and oil.

Live a little, NEET.

>>34888

I put some tobasco in it sometimes, as well as some salt and pepper.

>>34889

Tabasco really is the best brand of vinegar out there.

>>34858

There is no In-N-Out company so to speak of in Australia. It's just pure promotion and was never intended to be ongoing.

*slaps fedora off your head*

>>34891

>slaps fedora off your head

LMAO owned.

>>34879

I am not Jewish, but your deflection of the main points in my post reflects your ongoing low-quality banter. You also failed to highlight your original argument to me in your first post.

>>34886

>How many times have you narked like a faggot instead of making a funny joke?

If my comments are excessively hurtful and angry, I typically just delete them while re-reading them. I have completed this practice several times this week when I could made some really hurtful posts. Any name calling is not appreciated.

>>34891

>There is no In-N-Out company so to speak of in Australia.

They are registered under an Australian Business Number

<ABN 55 120 438 075

>>34780

No. The router/modem doesn't have a www. website. To login to it go to the command prompt or a similar application and find the default gateway address, and type that into your browser and then you can access the router.

So apparently I will be coming in as a temp under a recruitment agency for some firm.

How different is working under a recruitment agency compared to working directly for a company?

>>34895

>Not all heroes wear capes.

>>34895

Lovely.

>>34895

The handyman is out taking the second load of green waste to the dump. There is still stuff here he is going to have to make a third trip. He only quoted me for two trips but I don't think he will ask me for more money. He underquoted pretty badly. He has been here all day.

>>34900

Give the handyman a handy as thanks

>>34899

Seeing poor children in domestic situations always makes me feel sad.

>>34901

I doubt I'd be any good at it.

>>34896

Probably just as shit

>>34895

Did you get anything from maccas

>>34903

Play ACTs and Ryonas instead and get raped by video games

>>34900

When is he going to start the Possum Holocaust?

>>34896

Are you the guy who had 5 different job offers from that place, but they always found someone else to fill the position? So now you are working at the actual agency itself?

>>34909

Yeah I'm the guy who was being cockteased for so long.

No I would be working as a temp for a bank under the recruitment agency. I assume it would be a labour hire or similar to labour hire situation

>>34908

Never. The possums and I are signing a peace treaty.

>>34908

The handyman is obviously aiding the possums, trying to get them up the tech tree by stalling for time.

>>34903

She's saying she knows your a neet and she has a boyfriend

>>34914

Did you have a cheeky rape in the toilets?

>>34912

How long before they discover gunpowder?

>>34906

Nope, just walked in and shat in their toilet. The area is full of boongs so they won't expect a white man did it

>>34916

Nothing to rape

Pepe on my wrist. Pepe on my wrist.

>>34920

NEET life NEET life

>>34918

I never use public toilets

>>34910

Do you think if you are good enough the bank will take you on full time?

>>34921

Sometimes you either use a public toilet or shit your pants.

>>34923

>>34921

I always put toilet paper over the seat

CENNO ON MY WRIST

PEPE ON MY WRIST

>>34922

That's what the agency told me but that might just be sweet talk. Not that they needed that when the only other offer I had is with an unpaid Path internship

Back from my course, doggo got real excited as he normally does when I get home, as I was putting my books on the table he jumped up and scratched down my fucked up back.

Not the welcome home greeting I was after.

There was a card in the mail that I need to take with me to vote. What's that about? Don't think I had to do that last time.

>>34725

You wont be disappointed.

>>34789

>Just say 21

Someone had said it before me. I don't know how some of you phone post. I didn't see it because I was at school.

>>34927

You don't have to take the card with you to vote, it just makes it quicker and easier for the staff there to find you on the roll.

>>34792

I had a mate who had that as his ringtone and he'd always answer the phone singing mid song.

>>34797

They seem to be on your case a lot.

I used to have the JoHo's come around. I used to let them in and have a cuppa and a chat with them every couple of weeks. I haven't seen them in ages, probably almost a year.

>>34799

Poor fella. He seems like the type to be here.

Wait a minute..

If he has no friends who took the picture? Maybe it's a NEETtrap.

>>34808

RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHAT TAHAHAE FFFFUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!

Mates I would snap a pic of this possum I assassinated but it fell into next doors yard and they got rid of it before daybreak. I snapped its column at the shoulder area though… what a fuckin way to go out. He owed me for all the conundrums of the past and gorging on the expensive cat food.

Anyone got that arbeit macht frei possum jpeg?

>>34927

Welcome back big boy.

>>34815

>the cunt is smoking a ciggie.

He does the possums dirty work.

>>34820

RATSAC

It's time.

>>34837

Only one way to find out.

>>34838

I talked to a couple people, one guy I tried to get to know a bit but when I worked out it wasn't infosecNEET I decided against furthering my friendly advances.

His commodore was black, Infosec's is white iirc.

>>34933

Danke

The Handyman is on his way out. I just got back in from thanking him. He is a pleasant fellow. Didn't ask for any more money.

Now I am going to go out there and sweep out the shed and start setting up my power rack for my home gym. It is time to get YUUUGE. I will be able to crush a possum's skull with one hand.

>>34938

He looks so reliable, do you think he can organise me a holiday?

>>34891

>*slaps fedora off your head*

lol

>>34900

The possums pay him as well, dont feel bad for their kind.

>>34939

There you go, you learn something new every day.

>>34928

Ah ok, I've never seen one before. I had three in my mailbox.

Three people dont live here.

>>34931

hammer lady's eating tonight.

>>34940

ratsac.

>>34941

He'll give you a lesson on real colloquial Australiana.

>>34943

I don't know if you guys remember me sperging out about "British culture" and how that doesn't exist and how "Britain" is a multicultural term that undermines the identity of all the regions and how if it does exist it only exists as a form of colonial culture that differentiated depending on where and when what was being colonised.

Anyway that bit of info was the root of that train of thought.

I think it was back on /aus/

>>34946

Will that include a demonstration of a shoot off between the pigs?

I've got a week off, I wont know what to do with myself. Bosslady doesnt want me to work this weekend and monday's a public holiday.

I'm going to volunteer on thurs and have a phone councilor thing tomorrow but other than that. Nothing.

A few months ago that would've seemed like heaps and i would've been overwhelmed.

>>34906

Ecstatic relief

>>34929

>They seem to be on your case a lot

They tend to target the less-affluent areas of a town

>>34932

Are you done making videos?

>>34949

Thanks m8

>>34944

>I had three in my mailbox

Were they addressed to you or something like "To the resident"?

Sounds like you're talking about the 'how-to-vote' cards that each party sends every election. It's just propaganda and not necessary to take to the polling booths, only the official letter from the electoral commission is.

SBS tonight at 10pm:

Alt-Right: The Great Meme War

"Ben Makuch shows how memes are the Alt-Right's most powerful weapon in America's online culture war, reshaping the political and ideological landscape."

>>34951

>They tend to target the less-affluent areas of a town

That's where the people who are looking for hope live.

>Are you done making videos?

probably not

>>34955

All this memetics bullshit has been nothing but a detriment to entertainment and discourse, where everything is propaganda.

I blame advertisers and their silly made-up rules for getting sales.

>>34953

I checked them again, my Dad's one came here. He hasn't lived here for over 5 years.

How can a NEET even want to try change while living in this country?

>>34959

Do you not like Australia? I think it is a bit ignorant assuming that everyone is satisfied with their lives, even the normies I would say.

>>34957

Is it because all these normies source their memes from Facebook? I only knew pepe from halfchan and another chan, I do not understand why it is just associated with one side. I only ever knew pepe from shit posting before it became more refined in its usage like wojack. It didn't have much of a relation to politics from what I remember apart from some of the memes.

>>34939

Potato niggers BTFO.

>>34962

Other way around mate.

>>34940

Get some white paint for your power rack.

>>34963

Irish struggle status: denied.

>>34947

>"Britain" is a multicultural term

Britain is Pakistan.

>>34955

A tiny group of funny internet racists totally stole the election, yep.

>>34966

And niggerstan

>>34950

You are transitioning into the normie lifestyle.

>>34961

Well, it's the idea that whoever dominates discourse dominates the typical mindset. Life imitating art, or art imitating life, they've chosen the former.

Media is mad at white nationalists because that's who they think their audience is going to pick up newspapers or switch channels to watch.

They might be right. I mean would you have brought this to our attention if it was, I don't know, sewing sites trying to win a "meme war" over which county's sewing is considered best?

>>34964

>>34965

>>34966

>>34967

4 posts in a row m8?

>>34960

It's not so much that I don't like Australia, it's just that I'm probably going to die alone and all I want is a house, a place that is truly mine, but that seems almost impossible for an uneducated NEET with a permanent single income due to the fucked up market.

>>34964

>white paint for your power rack

I do not understand this suggestion.

>>34972

Oh, just wait around a decade until AI goes into overdrive and just kills half the job market and we end up in a Roman Empire situation.

>>34958

Your Dad needs to update his details on the electoral roll.

>>34971

He's just trying to get jewNEET to tip his yarmulke again.

I have swept out the shed (possum shit was everywhere) and moved all my gym equipment into it from the little shed where I had been storing it.

Tomorrow I will unbox and hopefully successfully assemble the power rack.

The possums will probably piss and shit on my rack and weights and bench every now and then but it will not render them non-functional.

>>34977

Would it be possible to put some of those bird deterrent spikey things on the rafters of your shed? When they're in there they'll be up high, not sitting on the ground.

>>34978

Also the lightbulb trick I mentioned a while back.

>>34977

What's your weights routine?

Just got my DSP forms in the mail.

>>34980

I am going to be starting stronglifts 5x5.

>>34981

Good luck mate. Do you have a doctor who supports you going on?

>>34983

Yeah.

>>34982

Nice.

>>34982

You get mega buff by lifting executive neets into the vans for their fast food excursions

>>34986

Health and safety mandates they be lifted in with a mechanical hoist.

>>34969

I'm transitioning into something. It's much angrier than I was.

>>34988

Is that true? Are you having trouble controlling your anger? Have you been hurting the ones you love?

>>34989

A bit, I punch walls and rub my face a lot in aggravated disdain for existence.

I lose my shit over very little things more, I'm not violent towards people but I am highly strung.

>>34990

That is not good.

>>34991

Not good at all.

So this is success.

>>34989

You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

What the fuck is this board?

Did one of you cheat on us?

>>>/neet/

>>34995

That board is deader than mine.

>>34970

>which county's sewing is considered best

I hear Pakistan makes a mean rug

BO, did you have someone before us?

I feel dirty and used now.

You even used the same pic for the board rules page. >>>/neet/1

>>34993

That sort of talk is you trying to make justifications for why you should give up on everything and become a lazy NEET again. It is poison pumped into your brain by depression and your fear. You must resist it.

>>34995

>Last batch of posts: 3 years ago

>then some chucklefuck necroing threads a couple of days ago with non-posts

Literally nothing.jpg

>>34999

feels like I am going to the dark side.

>>35000

Someone just posted on it, I saw it on nervecentre

>>35001

You are going to the light side.

>>34991

That is very good

>>34998

Neets have sperged out over the years and created their own boards, this is the only one that caught on

>>35003

I am not fooling you. I am talking out my arse about stuff I don't know about though.

>>35006

i'm going to give it a real go. Least then I can say I really tried because I really am trying.

>>35007

Good on you mate. I am rooting for you.

>>35009

I wish it was like that here, it's sunny and there are birds singing.

>>35011

Fucking birds. Put some ratsac out for them.

>>35013

After you do with the possums.

>>35015

And Abos.

>>35014

I was distracted by the bulge.

>>35012

Is that new OC artist NEET?

>>35014

Did you really have to "stay up late" to make a couple of sandwiches mate?

>>35018

Nah, that's been around for a while.

>>35020

It is very good work.

>>35019

I wouldn't've been able to do it in the morning as I can't function properly then.

>>34973

>white paint for your power rack

<I do not understand this suggestion.

Hehehe

>Received a $100 discount voucher for some online alcohol company (NOT DAN) as a thank you for some unrelated purchase.

>Thought the code looked decidedly non-random.

>Discovered three more valid $100 codes in about two minutes.

>Notified merchant because I'm basically honest.

>>35024

I got one of them for buying from some online shop I can't remember what it was. I had a look at the website and the fine print made me suspect the deal wasn't as good as it had seemed.

>>35025

This just reads like you have to buy a case (12 bottles). Pricing seems to indicate normal case prices are $200+, so with postage I'd be looking at $110+ Probably reasonable for wines that might retail for $20 each.

I'm not likely to take them up on the voucher, but if they're like some other companies I've reported security problems to, I might get a discount or a freebie. Or not.

>>35024

Is it being traitorous to Dan if you while you buy another product it bankrupts that other place inso making Dan stronger?

>>35028

>tfw had someone say that's a incredibly good idea to me yesterday

>wasn't a chick but still

feels good

>>35028

Have a wank

>>35028

This is a pretty good idea tbh, LeafNEET.

Executive

I did not feel good today having to deal with the handyman. I had to visit my mother too. Even doing little things spoils my mood. I am all depressed now. Only isolation delivers me the peace I crave.

>>35035

A very negative reply.

>>35033

He looks more CEO size

>>35035

Show me your rhythm

>>35037

He is obviously Tongan Presidential material

>>35038

He's dead.

>>35039

From fatness?

>>35038

I wish I had his strength

>>35039

>>35040

His whole family died from obesity basically.

>>35040

"Throughout his life Kamakawiwoʻole was profoundly obese,[11] and at one point he weighed 757 pounds (343 kg; 54 st 1 lb)"

>>35043

A multi-award winner of the Nurgle

>>35042

That's sad. I hope he was happy at least.

>>35043

>Kamakawiwoʻole

I looked him up and why was his name Israel

>>35047

He was hungry for the money?

>>35048

He must have gotten a lot of money, goddamn.

>>35049

He had an unwavering appetite for power

>>35047

Biblical name. "God Contended", "Triumphant with God". I think Jacob wrestled with an angel or something in Genesis.

>>35051

>triumphant with god

So Israel being called Israel is another way of the Jews saying that by having Israel as their territory they are jewing god

>>35052

I don't want to trigger the bible Neets again, but Jesus did tell the disciples that the jews were the children of Satan.

>>35053

and the star of david being based upon saturn and all that

>>35054

Hail Saturn!

something something uranus

>>35056

>>35055

>>35057

Hail Mars tbh

>>35058

pluto cunt

>>35060

I've been watching a bit of 70's-era Doctor Who, and that picture perfectly sums up the level of effort put into props.

>>34799

Hit way too close to home, I even look a lot like him.

Fucks sake ;_;

>>35061

Glad you like it, I wonder how many kids had breakdowns from the spooky icecreams.

>>35060

they look like brainlet wojaks

>>35064

Doesn't matter how you look when you have random spergouts around normies

>>35066

Take comfort you're not executive-sized.

>>35067

I train hard as fuck and still look sub-par and get mogged by tradie chads

at least if I was executive sized I would be truer to my NEET brethren

>>35068

Lanklet genes. I lift way more than the buff dudes but I still have no arms.

>>35069

Have you investigated one of those 'hard gainer' routines?

>>35070

Nope. Tell me more.

>>35071

http://weightrainer.blogspot.com.au/2009_07_01_archive.html

>>35072

Can't wait to *squints* rain down these weights.

>>35073

Breaking news: Man crushed while lifting excessively heavy weight, GF told reporters while severely distressed

>>35074

He was also covered in possum shit when we found him. Apparently he had lanklet genes and overdid it.

>>35075

Rest days are very important if you are working out. Overworking yourself leads to mistakes, especially with weights. I have read many stories of people really suffering when they are older from getting massive gains without proper form.

Feels very quiet tonight NEETs. Good night and don't let any of your bed bugs bite.

>tfw underpants were back to front the whole day

>>35076

Speaking of overwork here is a story about my old boss

>be construction contractor

>big shot at resturant chain he has contract with invites him to company marathon

>he thinks he is plenty fit

>I tell him it's a bad idea without training

>plows through marathon ignoring all pain

>ends up in hospital with kidney failure

>has permanently fucked his blood pressure

>has to take a few months off

I don't get why he tried so hard, was he trying to impress them? Well I was surprised at just how much he overdid it.

>>35077

Night m8

>>35077

Good night, sleep tight

>>35079

>was he trying to impress them?

If he was trying to impress you, it worked.

>>35082

Yeah, I mean you got to respect someone who can run themselves straight into organ failure.

>>35083

I'm pretty ?tfw impressed that he pushed past the pain.

>>35084

The tile work we did was brutal, I think all construction workers have a high tolerance for pain. I would run the drillhammer for 2 hours at a time until it overheated and couldn't feel my hands afterward. Holy fuck I do not miss waging.

>>35085

I heard some statistic at some time long ago when I was a tradie in Canberra that one apprentice in the ACT hurt them self a week and I laughed very hard considering I strongly burned my hands every 2nd day

Also if you ever take a construction job start smoking because you won't get smoke breaks otherwise.

>>35087

Ok so you'd smoke about a ciggie in a 10 minute smoko, a ciggie is about $30 in a 20 so about $1.50 a cig, which is $9 an hour then take into acount the saying time is money, well if the amount of time you want is a week then the amount of money it will cost is $1512

>>35088

You had me, then you lost me.

>>35088

>well if the amount of time you want is a week then the amount of money

huh?

>>35089

If you want a 10 minute break you need to smoke a ciggie, that ciggie will cost you $1.50 which means 10 minutes costs $1.50, if we extrapolate time that's $9 an hour that time costs

There is a saying that time is money and the time above seems to be a valid formula on what the relation of time and money exactly is

It also means that we can mesure time in money so the amount of time since Jan 1 in the year of 1 is $79508984 multiplied by the average amount of living people in that time frame, but you could call the 6th of March also $79508984 per person

I'm going to call it a night, good night friends.

>>35093

why

>>35088

as a neet at heart I would always take less money and more breaks.

>>35094

Night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_eeeCjSm_s

>>35097

Tough break, buddy.

>>35092

That's how they pay fro the neet bux

>>35099

Is that a sam hyde helper pepe?

My penis fell off again

>>35097

I don't think they're worth the trouble. If I want to stick my dick in a female, I'll get a hooker, but none of that relationship crap. That just makes me emotionally vulnerable, and I'm already depressed enough without being left by a disloyal female. And from my little experience, very few of them even know what loyalty means.

What do anons think about studying computing at Tafe?

>>35105

because they can

I got the cheat code m8's

cat /usr/share/dict/words | grep "^*essed$"

assessed

blessed

butressed

caressed

compressed

decompressed

depressed

digressed

dispossessed

distressed

dressed

expressed

finessed

guessed

harnessed

hostessed

impressed

messed

obsessed

overdressed

…

>>35106

Good for VETbux.

Lousy for qualifications. If you're serious about getting decent IT/programming qualifications look into Cisco certifications.

>>35109

Follow up, atm I'm in uni and learning about a Abos instead of doing stuff relevant to my course (IT). I've been looking at Tafe courses, which look to be actually relevant to what I want to do.

My Uni course seems very unrelated to the shit I need to be learning. No bull, we spent an hour learning about abo's the other day. In a fucking IT course.

How the fuck is this relevant to my course. That hour should have been spent coding, editing, doing databases, learning HTML or something. Fuck, after this, I would actively avoid hiring someone who went through University.

>Cisco certifications.

What does CISCO teach? Are they mainly focused on programming and coding or do they do other things too?

Also, when you say that Tafe is lousy for qualifications how do you mean? Employers just look over the diploma like its toilet paper?

>>35110

First year/semester? Unis tend to try and filter students through more a spread on their first years, which leads to a lot of fluff.

Neither Uni nor Tafe are worthless, but going through those avenues it's still a case of who you know over what you know. And whether you're doing the 10 hours of off-campus practice.

>What does CISCO teach? Are they mainly focused on programming and coding or do they do other things too?

https://www.cisco.com/c/en/us/training-events/training-certifications/overview.html

Have a look, anon. They do everything, but their main advantage is that they're recognized everywhere.

>tfw depressed but not stressed because I assessed my suppressed distress and witnessed how messed and obsessed I am.

>tfw extremely depressed

>>35113

Absolute legend.

>>35113

I wonder what will happen to the neets that reach 40,the executive neets might die before then thou.

If a long-term fucked up neet ever comes back here and he has risen from the ashes and unfucked his shit I will get down on my knees and kiss the earth.

>>35110

If your gonna be in IT in the future you gotta know how to make an abo friendly mygov, it's the nations top priority

>>35114

>tfw impressively compressed

>>35119

No you're not

>>35110

>learning about a Abos instead of doing stuff relevant to my course

Holy fuck it's like /pol doesn't make this stuff up.

My plan was to put half of my waging money into gold and silver and pray for economic crash. It's been three years since then and Im still waiting, cmon trump or china crash this shit. Im going to have to get a degree or job at this rate.

>>35111

>First year/semester?

Yep. I feel like I'm wasting a semester when I could be getting qualified at Tafe or somewhere else, but everyone just seems to go to Uni so thats why I went there. I am really not liking University though, its all groupwork, and kinda 'fastpaced' (I dunno if thats how you would describe it?) I'd describe it like its designed to make you drop out.

I just don't see the point in doing all this shit, 90% of my course is group work, and 75% is barely related to IT (50% straight out isn't).

Strange question, but is there lots of "homework" with CISCO/TAFE? Its one of my bugbears about UNI, is that its week 2, and I have already 5+ assignments per Uni topic.

Last time I checked this wasn't /ausuni/

>>35122

M8 cisco courses are made to teach you all about their proprietary "IOS" telnet garbage from the 90's to make sure company's stay vendor locked. The network fundamentals are important but you can learn those in non cisco certs. I could give you a list of wikipedia pages more informative than the 1500 page cisco ios network infrastructure administrator vol. 1. Their tech is pretty much a monopoly on massive trunked backbones though. So yes there would be a good deal of homework I imagine. Especially if you don't know shit about IP networking at all. Im going to sleep now. Night.

>tfw accurate description of us

>tfw accurate about me

Good morning NEETs.

>>35127

Aaaaahhhhhhh yeah baby we gonna run a business on the line or on line. Give is all your money and become a trillionaire.

>>35130

>>35130

Good morning

>>35131

>>35128

>>35130

Good morning NEETs. A bit of a chill in the air here.

3. The number of days catching public transport before Adelaide Metro fucked up.

>>35132

>A bit of a chill in the air here.

Comfy NEET weather, winter will be here soon enough.

>>35133

How did they fuck up?

>>35135

Bus #1 didn't come at all.

Bus #2 10 minutes late.

Driver denies he's late and disavvows all knowledge of #1's whereabouts.

>>35136

Was the bus driver white?

>>35137

Yes, he was.

On the way home yesterday, the bus was tailgaiting a semi-trailer and so he didn't see me in time at the bus stop. He ended up stopping about 100m down the road and I had to jog.

>>35138

Did you hail the bus?

>>35139

Yes. Hailed and then started shouting "you fucking idiot" as I realised he wasn't stopping.

>>35140

That is not an appropriate way to conduct yourself in public.

>>35097

>wake in gfs bed

>have a boner

>i hope she doesnt notice it so i can just jerk off

>she notices

>"do you want to come on my tits"

>jerk off on to her big kazar titties

>feels good man

Sex is way overrated jerking off is where is at

>>35141

I would feel like that NEET if my public transport went past a designated stop. Happened to me once for a train that always stops at the station. The station manager had no clue why the train didn't stop when I rang him because he was on another platform.

>>35141

Mate the next bus would have been an hour away. He'd have seen me if he was driving with an appropriate gap between himself and the truck.

>>35142

thathappened.jpg

>>35121

How much did u put in each

>>35144

I didn't say that it wasn't a bad situation. I said that you did not conduct yourself in an appropriate fashion. Life is full of such situations. You cannot start swearing in public all the time.

Bye anons im leaving for japan for two weeks!

>>35116

I think at that point you no longer get your potential tapped;

You become the potential tapper.

>>35148

What happens in Japan?

>>35150

I do a learning japanese course

>>35151

How long are you going for?

>>35153

Two whole weeks, then back to being an aussie neet

Good morning NEETs. I woke up stiff and sore from my labours carrying all my gym equipment into the shed last night. I couldn't take doggo for his walk I am too sore.

Hopefully I will be able to assemble the power rack today. I will be too sore to do a workout I think though.

>>35154

Cool, are you going anywhere in particular?

Are you more into the modern or ancient culture?

>>35158

Good morning mate. What a lovely photo.

>>35159

Good morning Karen.

>>35155

Putting my gym together was the most exercise I got out of it.

>>35155

>I will be too sore to do a workout I think though.

Stronglifts starts with an empty bar if you're following the program.

>>35159

Morning Karen you dirty little hussy, Good to know that when the system collapses our hard work and dedication will live on in physical copies.

>>35163

Yeah but there is no way I could do 25 squats today even with an empty bar.

>>35165

If you rip your cumdies doing squats could you post a picture of the ripped cumdies please?

>>35162

You need to get into it mate. It is so easy and the rewards/costs ratio is very high. It doesn't take much effort to get great improvements.

>>35168

With a possum hanging on by its teeth.

I see you baby.

Shaking that ass.

>>35170

Shaking that ass.

>>35172

>with a 4chan filename

fail

BO's on the case today.

Whip crack with his fiery tail and the beast was done.

Apparently it's

>Whip-crack went his whoopy tail

got it wrong.

>>35175

I just listened to that song for the first time in years yesterday. And wonder boy too.

>>35156

I cant believe its not panjeet

>>35170

>>35171

Fuck what song is that

>>35178

Have a goon by Dan Murphy

Slow gen.

>>35180

Flow gen