NEET General #364 - Battle Of The Bottle-o's Edition NEET 05/25/19 (Sat) 19:10:14 No. 275877 [View All]
Which of one of our esteemed bottle shop franchises will reign supreme?
Read the next 751 posts and find out!
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 05:18:53 No. 276604
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 05:22:42 No. 276605
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 05:30:08 No. 276606
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 05:33:52 No. 276607
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 05:39:41 No. 276608
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 05:44:08 No. 276609
I sequester your refusals
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 05:45:58 No. 276610
Old Mrs Hunt
Had a rough cut front
Not a front cut rough
But a rough cut front
Say that 3 times fast NEETs
without swearing
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 05:49:18 No. 276611
50mg of refusal down the hatch
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 05:50:52 No. 276612
>>276611
Are.. are you my ex gf ?
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 06:26:49 No. 276613
I've shaved the hobo beard into an asian style goatee with no connection to the mustache
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 06:28:43 No. 276614
Afternoon NOOTs!
I’ll post some more tonight after I’ve had a drink or three.
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 06:36:17 No. 276615
>>276614
I wonder how many guys have said "crikey!" as they plow her
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 06:37:12 No. 276616
>>276615
They’re having a 21st birthday party at the zoo on July 24 for her. I didn’t realise she was middle aged already.
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 06:40:57 No. 276617
>>276616
>middle aged
My keyboard is older than her
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 06:42:16 No. 276618
>>276617
*Proud Winner of Nurgles Keyboard 2018
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 06:42:34 No. 276619
>>276617
Seen similar volumes of semen and animal shit
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 06:44:28 No. 276620
>>276619
Now that's just uncalled for m8
My keyboard has been shat on heaps less than bindy
The semens probably right though
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 06:44:34 No. 276621
>>276614
I'd Love and cherish the fuck outta Bindi
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 06:46:03 No. 276622
How long till she's starring in furry porn ?
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 06:50:09 No. 276623
>>276622
She is wholesome.
Her brother on the other hand…
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 06:51:34 No. 276624
9 minutes till the sickie is over
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 06:54:05 No. 276625
>>276623
She looks like she needs a good spanking to me
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 06:57:48 No. 276626
>>275898
>tfw no blind deaf Ausneet Serb gf
you know how they say people lacking one sense have much stronger remaining senses? I bet she's wildly sensitive to touch
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:03:39 No. 276627
>>276271
tfw iwn move our of parents basement coz iwn get a job and dole will never be raised.
tfw ywn be raped in your sleep by NK while couch surfing at the NK compound.
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:05:08 No. 276628
is the job reporting website not working for everyone else?
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:12:15 No. 276629
>>276628
It shits itself all the time.
I still use the 13 32 76 number to report in
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:12:51 No. 276630
>>276617
You're upper aged
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:12:59 No. 276631
Had three assignments all due today at five. Started working like a dog at seven this morning and did everything really well. The most work I've done this year easily. Going to celebrate with a nice schnitzel. Feeling severely impressed.
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:13:26 No. 276632
>>276626
Her sense of super smell might preclude a NEET bf though
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:13:44 No. 276633
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:13:59 No. 276634
>>276629
How does that work? Like i just list all the jobs over the phone to some worker?
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:15:03 No. 276635
>>276631
Good onya m8, it's good when you can get motivated like that
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:15:26 No. 276636
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:15:51 No. 276637
>>276632
probably, the BO, goon sweat, and wank residue would do it.
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:16:13 No. 276638
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:16:34 No. 276639
>>276636
shave the sides of the moustache off
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:17:11 No. 276640
>>276634
Nope, it asks,
>have you applied for the requisite jobs as set out wank wank
Yes
>Have you fulfilled your job contract wank wank
Yes
>Do you have any change of circumstance to report ?
No
And that's it, they try and make you do some voice storage bullshit but you can refuse it.
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:17:30 No. 276641
>>276639
As a hortler stash or to align it with the lip?
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:17:32 No. 276642
>>276636
Pretty gay, muttonchops next time.
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:18:08 No. 276643
>>276641
What do you think.
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:23:39 No. 276644
>>276636
Why did you black out the nose ?
Are you secret boong,nigger or jew ?
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:25:46 No. 276645
>>276644
Could be a boong jew like NK.
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:26:11 No. 276646
>>276640
wait so just to clarify this is for the x jobs per week shit right?
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:27:47 No. 276647
>>276640
Sounds like a lot of wanking.
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:28:19 No. 276648
What happened to the neet that was getting calls from the hotel? Has he become a call girl for the old ladies?
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:28:34 No. 276649
>>276644
>>276645
or something like this
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:28:42 No. 276650
>>276646
Ah, that's how I report in fortnightly.
I do the jobs thing on paper and drop it off.
Sorry if that was wrong
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:31:04 No. 276651
>>276649
Clear signs of abbo ancestry on that nose
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:31:42 No. 276652
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NEET 05/27/19 (Mon) 07:32:44 No. 276653
>>276652
>why you don't pass out in India
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