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 No.275877 [View All]

Which of one of our esteemed bottle shop franchises will reign supreme?

Read the next 751 posts and find out!

OLD: >>275125

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 No.276604

Sickie wank

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 No.276605

Sticky wank

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 No.276606

File: f01f411b3eea2c2⋯.jpg (27.95 KB,728x546,4:3,aid86438-v4-728px-Skank-St….jpg)

Wiki skank

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 No.276607

I refuse his supportal

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 No.276608

I refuse his seroquel

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 No.276609

I sequester your refusals

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 No.276610

Old Mrs Hunt

Had a rough cut front

Not a front cut rough

But a rough cut front

Say that 3 times fast NEETs

without swearing

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 No.276611

50mg of refusal down the hatch

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 No.276612

>>276611

Are.. are you my ex gf ?

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 No.276613

I've shaved the hobo beard into an asian style goatee with no connection to the mustache

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 No.276614

File: d3c0b37fbc2e287⋯.jpeg (1.47 MB,4032x3024,4:3,3E56D466-0719-44FC-A577-8….jpeg)

Afternoon NOOTs!

I’ll post some more tonight after I’ve had a drink or three.

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 No.276615

>>276614

I wonder how many guys have said "crikey!" as they plow her

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 No.276616

>>276615

They’re having a 21st birthday party at the zoo on July 24 for her. I didn’t realise she was middle aged already.

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 No.276617

>>276616

>middle aged

My keyboard is older than her

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 No.276618

>>276617

*Proud Winner of Nurgles Keyboard 2018

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 No.276619

>>276617

Seen similar volumes of semen and animal shit

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 No.276620

>>276619

Now that's just uncalled for m8

My keyboard has been shat on heaps less than bindy

The semens probably right though

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 No.276621

>>276614

I'd Love and cherish the fuck outta Bindi

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 No.276622

How long till she's starring in furry porn ?

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 No.276623

>>276622

She is wholesome.

Her brother on the other hand…

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 No.276624

9 minutes till the sickie is over

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 No.276625

>>276623

She looks like she needs a good spanking to me

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 No.276626

>>275898

>tfw no blind deaf Ausneet Serb gf

you know how they say people lacking one sense have much stronger remaining senses? I bet she's wildly sensitive to touch

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 No.276627

>>276271

tfw iwn move our of parents basement coz iwn get a job and dole will never be raised.

tfw ywn be raped in your sleep by NK while couch surfing at the NK compound.

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 No.276628

is the job reporting website not working for everyone else?

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 No.276629

>>276628

It shits itself all the time.

I still use the 13 32 76 number to report in

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 No.276630

>>276617

You're upper aged

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 No.276631

Had three assignments all due today at five. Started working like a dog at seven this morning and did everything really well. The most work I've done this year easily. Going to celebrate with a nice schnitzel. Feeling severely impressed.

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 No.276632

>>276626

Her sense of super smell might preclude a NEET bf though

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 No.276633

>>276631

>tfw impressed

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 No.276634

>>276629

How does that work? Like i just list all the jobs over the phone to some worker?

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 No.276635

>>276631

Good onya m8, it's good when you can get motivated like that

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 No.276636

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Is this ok or really gay

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 No.276637

>>276632

probably, the BO, goon sweat, and wank residue would do it.

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 No.276638

>>276636

Very gay.

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 No.276639

>>276636

shave the sides of the moustache off

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 No.276640

>>276634

Nope, it asks,

>have you applied for the requisite jobs as set out wank wank

Yes

>Have you fulfilled your job contract wank wank

Yes

>Do you have any change of circumstance to report ?

No

And that's it, they try and make you do some voice storage bullshit but you can refuse it.

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 No.276641

>>276639

As a hortler stash or to align it with the lip?

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 No.276642

>>276636

Pretty gay, muttonchops next time.

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 No.276643

>>276641

What do you think.

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 No.276644

>>276636

Why did you black out the nose ?

Are you secret boong,nigger or jew ?

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 No.276645

>>276644

Could be a boong jew like NK.

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 No.276646

>>276640

wait so just to clarify this is for the x jobs per week shit right?

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 No.276647

>>276640

Sounds like a lot of wanking.

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 No.276648

What happened to the neet that was getting calls from the hotel? Has he become a call girl for the old ladies?

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 No.276649

File: 50bc62147c23931⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,19.05 KB,403x264,403:264,m.jpg)

>>276644

>>276645

or something like this

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 No.276650

>>276646

Ah, that's how I report in fortnightly.

I do the jobs thing on paper and drop it off.

Sorry if that was wrong

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 No.276651

>>276649

Clear signs of abbo ancestry on that nose

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 No.276652

>>276649

poo nose

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 No.276653

>>276652

>why you don't pass out in India

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