/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>tfw nobody realizes the thread is finished

>>26454

I have only been to one shrink. Just unloaded everything on him. He struggled to respond in the 5 minutes we had left. He told me to volunteer somewhere as a very start. Better advice than a script for ssris imo.

>>26455

what books are you planning to read this year?

>>26436

On my 3rd Heineken and feeling pretty tired tbh. Looking at models and other assorted rich celeb grills on /wai isn't really helping with the depression either.

>>26445

Does this book have anything to do with the Metro vidya series?

>tfw you will never have a gf

>>26459

I sat in the other thread for a while.

>>26463

I'm always optimistic but this always lingers in the back of my mind.

just smoked some neet weed

anyone ITT?

>>26466

Yes

>>26465

*neat weed

my neet brothers have forsaken me

>>26468

Notice me

>>26469

Im depressed

>>26470

Why are you depressed anon?

>>26471

I'm hesitant to say. It is all fixable. I just have trouble living in any positive tangent. I know what needs to be done.

Should I get a simpsons t-shirt?

I'm open to trying meth

signed into an alt youtube account

brought up a lot of music suggestions from the darkest time in my neet times

monk was truly one of our best neet drinkers

He would always be 11-15 beers into a session and complain he wasn't drunk enough

he must be having a blast

75 distinct ips and not a single cunt besides myself awake after 11pm neetcity time

I wish I persevered with learning the guitar

>>26473

I think once you are on a positive tangent you are more likely to keep on it, like a reverse spiral if that makes sense.

>>26477

Were those beers full strength though?

>>26478

I might go to bed soon and have a fap

>>26460

>volunteer

Sure you weren't at a MAX appointment

Going to take Doggo for our morning walk.

Doggo and I are back from our walk. Zero normies encountered on foot and only one close encounter with a car. Pretty good.

I seem to walk faster when it is dark for some reason.

Still no other early bird NEETs? I think I will do my biceps curls now and then have a shave and shower. I am expecting a package delivery this morning and I like to look at least semi-presentable.

Good morning NEETs, my sleep schedule is fucked so I can finally say good morning to you without it feeling wrong

>>26487

Good morning Hans.

Good morning NEETs, its my first day of my internship and i am nervous

>>26489

Good morning NEET. Good luck today. Do not worry too much, everything will go fine.

>>26490

thanks for the kind words neet.

shit lads i gotta leave

>>26495

Good bye mate.

>>26497

Good morning anime NEET.

Morning neeties

>>26489

You have the hopes and dreams of a hundred australian neets resting squarely on your shoulders. With all our power combined you're going to do fantastically :)

>>26500

Good morning.

>With all our power combined

We'd almost make up a whole normal person.

>>26486

I underwear it every time.

>>26503

>I underwear it every time.

*I cumdies it every time.

>>26506

The fuzz in that coffee looks exactly like a frog. Or did you take that photo from somewhere else?

>>26497

Morning Karen you dirty little hussy.

>>26507

Very good observation.

>>26507

I just used that pic, I didn't take it.

I thought it related to the post as it's coffee.

>>26513

Don't worry about it m8, I was humiliated before I even got out of bed. I have been in a constant state of humiliation for about 15 years now.

>>26477

Where he is now, beer costs almost as much as accommodation.

He was paying $5 a night for a room and a beer cost $4. That seems fucked.

>>26507

>fuzz

It is called froth, not fuzz. Fuzzed is how you bond with your chair when you are Executive-sized.

>>26479

That was different. Cool.

>>26516

We'll just call it the froth/fuzz in a coffee.

>>26514

It's alright, my feelings are shallow and temporary and I've already forgotten your cruel trick. You should stop laying traps for brainlets, some are more sensitive than I am.

What are you doing today?

>>26524

What is your favourite colour?

>>26525

Khaki grey.

>>26527

A subtle and tasteful preference.

>>26489

What are you doing?

>>26530

I like a lot of the colours around the slate greys and olive green type hues. Very calming I find.

>>26531

There's another that's similar to that but has blue and silver mixed in.

I cant find a pic of it but that's a nice feeling colour too.

>>26505

recently started using tissues

>>26533

There's always a bit left in the shaft.

>>26531

what chan browser do you neets think is the best?

>>26535

>>26534

rarely and I'm fairly good at getting what's left inside out.

>>26536

I do not understand the question.

>>26541

Dude, the healing powers of the crystals expand your consciousness and give a streamline pathway to an underlying understanding of the cosmos within.

>>26545

He got the bariatric surgery to lose weight.

>>26545

As much as I dislike the greens, this man is just a silly bastard, he could get in a lot of trouble for this.

>>26548

>That lack of finger discipline.

I'm not even into guns but that is a bit worrying.

>>26551

Nothing will come of it mate. We aren't that retarded yet. Not quite.

>>26552

The gun laws are pretty shitty in this country. I was in a family photograph a long time with gun pointed in front of me while I was holding a gun and the photograph had to be removed because of concerns that someone would report it for being dangerous and threatening to children. So I wouldn't come to a decision yet since he has been reported to Queensland police:

>Mr Pennings said he’d added Mr Christensen’s post to a complaint he filed on Thursday with Queensland police after receiving over 100 death threats online.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/nationals-mp-george-christensen-reported-to-police-for-posting-a-photo-aiming-a-gun/news-story/78e163364417142a17fc9bb13f6750c9

>>26558

>I went to the shops and learned to use an ATM machine somewhat, in order to check how much money mum had.

Is the process different from, insert card, enter pin, press function you want (check balance), account type, go to either on screen or print out information, if not local bank network, accept the charge, and then receive the information?

Good luck on the self improvement.

>>26555

Even the cops write in millennial text speak.

>>26558

You've done a lot on the past few months. You should feel great about yourself. Good going getting out and going down the shops, I get how hard that can seem but it will get easier the more you do it.

I hope you are planning on going through the gen posts you missed with a fine toothed comb, I expect an out of the blue (You) from an old post.

>>26561

Do you keep the Gen threads on your computer running 24/7

>>26561

Is this a neet lore error post? Have you mistaken one gardening neet for another?

>>26558

It sounds like you have done some good work NEET. Well done. Try your best to keep the internet time down.

>>26556

Nothing exciting planned for me this week. Just the usual. But that is fine. The depression is at bay for the nonce.

I just installed a new handle on my cutlery drawer. The old one was fucked. That is the second job I have done with a drill in my life. The first was last week when I hung a picture on the wall.

I accidentally blew sawdust into my face

>>26558

>learned to use an ATM machine

I've had almost the opposite experience. I didn't trust using a card for shopping because I couldn't monitor my cash usage so I would always withdraw money from an ATM. But when supermarkets started introducing self-service checkouts, I had no idea how to use it or pay with a card so I went to the only manned register instead.

When I first used a self check out machine I tried to put the notes in the receipt printing slot. The guy had to come over and show me what to do.

It doesn't help that those machines are designed to be used by short people not tall people. I guess they figure tall people can stoop or bend their knees but it doesn't work like that.

>>26572

Women do like 80% of consumer shopping, groceries is probably even higher.

They're designed for women I'd say, not so much manlets.

>>26562

Don't we all?

I shut my computer down every night.

>>26575

not kosher at all

>>26567

My NEETlore has sporadic flaws but I think that one was right.

Just got back from the doctor, I left some forms for him to fill out rather than wait for him to fill them out.

Now I'm going to bosslady's place to drop off a dog bed she wants back that I keep forgetting to give to her.

She's at a new place and the dog keeps pissing inside so she wants him to stay out while she's at work.

She gave me the dog bed but my dog wont use it.

See you all in a few hours.

>>26573

In a way, aren't all women manlets?

>>26579

And vice versa.

>>26577

If you thought you were talking to the NEET with the potato plants and possum problem then you were wrong.

>>26578

See you later mate.

>tfw drunk as fuck and blasting danzig records

fuck mondays are pretty comfy ayy

>>26571

Fuck atms and self checkout, I only use my card to withdraw cash from the atm. like you said, way easier to manage finances without magic digital plastic.

>>26586

DF is a game I purposely have avoided because I will probably get sucked into it and play nothing else for 3 months. Used to be hardcore rougelike addict.

>>26529

He was nervously awaiting his first day of an internship.

>>26586

Why don't you build it in Minecraft?

ive failed at everything ive ever tried

I tried to get into dwarf fortress because it's exactly my type of shit but I found the interface too difficult to invest time into the game. I can't even be bothered learning half the useful shortcuts in drawing programs.

It has been a week since I was asked for references.

Should I follow up with them? Or just move on and think of it as a lost cause?

>>26590

I've had an absolute shit start to the week too, fuck everything

>>26590

Time to have a wank then

>>26592

Keep moving forward with job applications. The goal is to get an interview and then land the job. If you get several offers for interviews you attend them all and await their outcome. It's all about increasing your chances. If you have several offers to accept jobs after an interview then you take some time to think about them but not too much because they often require an answer with a set period of time. That's my perspective it becomes too much to stop and get too emotional if you are only invested in one job application then hearing nothing or receive an unsuccessful outcome email.

Just thought I'd post one of my favourite songs for us all to enjoy

>>26595

are you a gril?

I just woke up from my afternoon nap. My throat was sore I think I may have been snoring.

Feeling a bit grumpy now.

>>26598

Dan's poisons would only make me feel worse.

>>26597

You can't wake up after midday m8, you'll always feel like shit from it.

>>26601

I couldn't stay awake. I had to nap.

>tfw discontent

Back from my dropping off the dog bed.

So many fast food places. I don't know what to eat now, I got home and I'm making a couple ham and cheese toasted sandwiches.

I'm feeling ok about no fast food tbh, I think I'm getting off on knowing that it's healthy. Sort of like when you quit smoking and you start thinking and talking about how smoking is really bad for you etc.

>>26581

seems I was wrong then

>>26579

men are womanlets or manlets are women?

>>26604

Good to have you back mate. The Gen was quiet without you.

>>26605

yeah I just about to post about that

>18 posts in 4 hours

>>26606

I was asleep for most of it and when I woke up I was too groggy and dumb dumb to think of anything to post.

>>26607

I look forward to comfy time catch up, bit disappointed I didn't get one today.

>>26604

>men are womanlets or manlets are women?

that bit was meant for >>26580

>>26608

Life is full of disappointments.

>>26610

You guys are supposed to be the exception.

>>26611

You put too much faith in us. We are barely functional.

>>26608

Rewatch the NEETvids from the last thread

I will need my bin reminder tonight please NEETs. I forgot all about it today. 8:30pm Sydney time please.

I bought some cask tawny and I like it

>>26614

>>26614

I'll set an alarm

>>26615

Better than goon?

>>26615

It's a heavy alternative to goon, have too much and you may be battling to keep it down

>>26614

But it used to be at 8pm. Now I'll have to completely re-write my weekly schedule…

>>26620

It used to be 9pm. It is earlier now because the days are getting shorter.

>>26618

Depends on the goon

I like taste of golden oak fruit but its better than sonata's shit

>radio randomly changed to a youth Christian radio station

What the fuck god what do you mean by this

>>26623

It is time for you to get right with God.

>>26624

But Molloy's new radio show is top tier

>>26625

Praise dan

>>26626

I do not understand how people can still listen to the radio in this day and age. My mother still does in the car and I switch it off any time I'm in there. Absolutely nauseating.

Hey NEETs i'm back from my first day of my internship. i want to be a neet again it was comfy.

>>26629

How did it go mate?

>>26623

You already know what it means.

>>26628

What do you listen to on long drives

Also I really like 80s music

>>26623

God wants you back.

>>26630

it was alright just really boring.

Spent half a day with men in spotty suits.

>>26632

I load whatever I want on a USB and plug it in. I only listen to speech now, not music because I think music is wasted on shitty car speakers and with so much other noise detracting from the quality.

>>26633

See

>>26625

>>26633

Always was an atheist tbh until 2015 now I'm an agnostic that thinks bane might be a Deity

>>26635

>spotty suits

What does this mean?

>>26637

Dan is a false god.

>>26634

Was there a prospective gf there?

>>26641

unfortunately no.

Tbh if you think about it being a DSP neet in aus is like rayyyain on your wedin day

>>26643

I do not understand what you mean by this.

>>26639

I'm thinking of a guy ay HS who wore a spotty pink suit at yr 9 thing

>>26640

He's our false god

>>26644

The Alana Morrisetti song its like rain on your wedding day

>>26639

>What does this mean?

Was invited to spend the morning with RAAF 462 Squadron. Discussed applied memetics and its application in cyber warfare.

>>26648

I'd love to hear a convo about applied memetics with any 8ch anon especially a neet and any major millitary

>>26647

Yes I know the song. What is its relevance to being a DSP NEET?

>>26648

Sounds like an interesting day.

>>26650

I suppose its a reverse of the bad out of good in the song but while for DSP neets it's good out of bad seeing as neets earn more than apprentices

Had to sign some thingo basically stating I wouldn't sell my goon to coons in Woorabinda. Fuck this nanny state, let them drink themselves to death like us white cunts.

>>26638

We'z all gotsa dat gris gris.

>>26652

Are you that salty apprentice?

What are the best job sites?

>>26656

Obviously not the ones we use.

>>26657

It is not fair to blame the sites themselves.

>>26649

Sadly memetics wasn't actually discussed, just other cyber stuff.

The blokes were young enough and switched on enough, that you probably could have an interesting conversation about it over a few beers.

>>26653

>Had to sign some thingo basically stating I wouldn't sell my goon to coons in Woorabinda.

What's this in regards to?

>>26660

Woorabinda is a dry community, I dunno why I had to sign it, I'm white as fuck.

>>26658

Yeah, that's true.

It's our job seeker's fault too.

>>26661

>I dunno why I had to sign it, I'm white as fuck.

Are you moving in there, doing a job or both?

>>26663

I live within 200km of the nature reserve. It was news to me having to sign it, but this is my first goon bag.

>>26648

>AWC

What a bunch of nerds.

>>26664

Aren't the fines themselves are pretty big and don't the communities have signs on the entries to the sites? I remember reading that one guy complained he couldn't get pissed in the community but if move so many metres from the nearby sign he could get on the goon without a problem. I always thought those laws applied to the communities boundaries only…

>>26666

Powerful digits.

I know I am.

>>26664

>this is my first goon bag

Congratulations anon. You are a real NEET now.

>>26668

>I know I am.

Is someone trying to increase their (you) count?

>>26668

I'd rather deal with your and your ilk rather than the operators I had to deal with today.

cum sausage

Distended scrotum.

hemorrhoid waffle

galvanised bumhole

Got text messages from my mother this afternoon. Nothing major but I just hate hearing from her or anyone else.

I dream of the hermit life one day.

>>26676

>I just hate hearing from her

Unless she's an uber bitch, you should love having your mum contact you.

>>26677

I should be lots of things, but I'm not.

>>26675

Irritating anal ants

Taking that nap was a massive mistake. I still feel absolutely shit.

>>26676

>or anyone else

So what have you been doing with yourself lately?

I'm quarter of a century old and a kissless virgin that thinks a small group of people are constantly watching me and reading my mind.

>>26683

Time for a wank?

Spaghetti'd out lads.

Walked for an hour to the nearest mall. Figured I'd do myself some good, buy a bike. Found one for a cool $160.

Lugged it to the Big W counter. Turns out it was $320, and that the 160 was referencing the display model under the price code. But I was too embarrassed to go put it back, especially after they called in price check.

Turns out I'd outright forgotten my PIN. Lots of "Oh, this is embarrassing" and then just giving up and going "I'm sorry.". Top it off, the clerk was a cute girl.

Gonna have a goon. And a wank.

>>26684

Soon. Got to build up my reserves.

>>26683

>>26683

Have a kiss

>>26685

bellissimo!

>>26685

well at least you saved $320

>>26689

He's probably going to get hit pretty hard by the goon tax after this recent sperg out.

>>26685

A very minor incident in the scheme of things mate. Not worth dwelling on at all.

>>26689

Yeah, that's a pretty hefty silver lining to that cloud.

>>26690

The goon taxman's touch is soft. You'll kill yourself before you go broke drinking goon.

>>26683

Those sound like prime DSP symptoms to me.

>>26693

I'll be applying as soon as I'm awake while Centrelink is open.

>>26694

You can begin to apply online now with mygov account plus it's an extra day you get paid for.

>>26695

Thanks for the tip, I'll have to either start Uni or work for the dole soon.

>>26696

Hasn't university semester begun. You can still apply but I'll think you'll have to wait mid year to begin. If you're in stream A you don't have any commitments for 3 months apart for applying for jobs. Deal with their shit for a few months before university begins. You won't have to do WFTD until 12 months in

>>26697

My local uni starts on the 5 of March.

>>26696

Have you been properly diagnosed with the appropriate mental illnesses?

>>26699

Depression and anxiety. My psych is willing to write a letter or whatever for it.

Put out your bin bineet

>>26701

Half an hour out.

==BinNEET it is time to put them out!=

too early other NEET

>>26703

I asked for an earlier time this week because the days are getting shorter.

>>26701

>>26704

Thank you lads I will go do it now. Just have to check out the windows that the coast is clear.

>>26700

Mate you need to get the psychotic symptoms diagnosed. That is your ticket to DSP.

>tfw pointless existence

>>26707

Been to the goonery recently?

>>26704

I like early reminders and I was

2m too early

>>26707

Have a goon

>>26709

I was 4 seconds too slow. We need to improve our accuracy

The bin is out. I heard human noises from the neighbour's yard but I didn't look.

>>26712

Did you NEET power walk back inside?

>>26708

>>26710

On me last mid-strength beer. It's going to be a long and boring night.

>>26704

4secs

so close.

>>26714

Got any vanilla essence that you can drink to help ease your suffering?

>>26713

I did a beta walk of slump-shouldered shame.

>>26716

That's a silly billy jamie wamie

>>26718

People can get pissed on them. I do not like sobriety for NEETs in pain without proper access to Dan

Hasn't been much food posted today. I like to see NEET meals.

Nothing like a McCain's meatlovers pizza and a fine goon.

>>26721

Unless it is a better quality pizza and a decent bottle of wine.

>>26721

Did you chill the goon? I thought the NEETs suggestion of turning down freezer temp way down to help with this process was a useful tip.

I haven't even had a 'crush' on a grill for years. There aren't many places I know that I can regularly 'put myself' out there other than the library. I'd probably give Tinder a try if I wasn't unemployed and the same applies to any dating site.

>>26722

What's bottled wine?

>>26720

I just had a fucking Dunkin Donuts fat large lime thickshake for a meal.

Apparently it came out to 2100kj, which is ridiculous for a drink but alright for a meal.

>>26724

You're self employment man working for the charity and support of Dan. He works tirelessly each day to help ease the suffering of those who are less fortunate.

>>26725

Between $5 and several thousand dollars for rare vintages.

>>26726

>2100kj

kj are the one that you divide by 4 to get calories right? 500 calories isn't too bad for a good thickshake.

>>26726

>Dunkin Donuts

I am surprised they are still in business.

>>26730

Never underestimate the humble coffee merchant.

I found a perfectly working pair of comfy earphones on the floor of the bus. Highlight of my day!

>>26729

Yeah, more or less. Always confusing, but all the packaging where I'm at is all in kj. I guess I just think in the Korean MMO of fat tracking numbers now, pump that shit up.

>>26730

Me too, they're always just loaded trying to offload donuts when you see them at the end of a day. I don't eat donuts, who does?

Their thickshakes are pretty alright though.

>>26728

>for rare vintages.

I hope that's reduced price goon that's on sale

>>26732

Be careful, it might be loaded with with earwigs and aids.

As long as it's not those "inny" earphones you have to jam right into your ear like you're trying to fuck that orifice. Those are awful.

>>26733

You ever tried Krispy Kreme?

>>26735

They are, but I like wearing those and I don't mind the secondhand grime.

>>26738

Thank you for the compliment!

>>26738

no u

>>26736

I didn't even know those guys were in Australia.

https://www.krispykreme.com.au/shop-online

Ey, looks like they do delivery. I take it they're good?

>>26737

No idea how you do it, man. Maybe I just have have tight, sexy earholes because those suckers pop right out. Might need some lube.

>>26738

No idea what you're on about.

>>26738

Post hairy legs please.

>>26738

I'd like to fuck her earhole!

>>26741

>I take it they're good?

I have never tried them. They were a bit of a fad and meme a few years ago but people lost interest and I think they haven't done as well as they'd hoped.

>>26741

The doughnuts are made fresh. very similar to Doughnut King, but their range of custard filled chocolate ones are nice with a milkshake.

>>26744

What a slut, being a tease with your hairy legs like that.

>>26747

Are you executive sized?

>>26729

That's nearly a quarter of your recommended daily intake.

>>26746

Franchise stores are much better than 7/11 shit they bring in. The stores are fairly busy, especially at Mascot (Sydney). On weekends they sometimes often have to close drive though at night because there are too many people there with lines out of the store.

>>26750

Yes so you could have four of them a day no problems.

>>26750

No worries they're completely empty.

>>26751

Which races eat the most doughnuts?

>>26754

The 200m race.

>>26754

Police officers.

>>26746

>>26747

Alright, fair enough, I guess I'll keep an eye out for them.

Donuts as a whole probably don't have too much of a future in an increasingly sedentary society that's gotta be really careful not to get an executive waistline.

>>26749

I wish, their donuts made in franchise stores are fucking delicious. I can eat two custard ones with chocolate then eat several plain ones. Goes down well with milkshake.

>>26752

But then you couldn't consume anything else.

>>26753

Good thing Dan provides all the empty calories in the world.

>>26757

>Donuts as a whole

Hehe :p

>>26750

Well it was a meal replacement, not a drink with a meal. So load that shit up.

>>26754

Lebs and wogs taking mates and gf on late night cruises and getting the munches. Donuts is good alternative to other fast food. Drive through there isn't too fast but traffic would block major route to the airport and the pigs probably close it down.

Gotta try and sell half an ounce of weed I bought last week, I realised its a sativa strain which I fucking hate because it always makes me feel bad. Gonna half to deal with some retarded bogans to make my money back

>>26763

How are you going to find customers?

>>26745

I got banned on /aus for posting her

>>26758

>someone who can eat that many donuts

Cops are not welcome on the gen.

Unless they continue to provide valuable insider donut knowledge.

>>26762

tfw no wog gf

I am going to have a wank.

>>26768

glhf

>>26764

Make a fake Facebook account spend a day or two selling then delete it, probably do communications through wickr but I think most bogans are too dumb for that

>>26768

Livestream it so we can join in, cunt.

>>26766

Have a Krispy Kreme donut

>>26765

I got banned on /aus/ for posting her dick

>>26774

yuk yuk yuk

Do you NEETs severely crave sweet food after eating lots of protein? I always want a hot chocolate after eating a pizza or a sausage, and this talk of donuts is making me really hungry. There's a bakery in a nearby small town, Clarendon, that sells this fucking delicious, creamy honey log bread roll and I want that too.

>>26771

Facebook permanently archives all your history even if you delete it. People who requested the history from Facebook discovered that a bunch of deleted posts we're still in their records. Something to be aware of.

>>26777

Lucky trips of NEET truth.

>>26771

ITneet here, would not advise, even 10 doughnut a day cops have tools to read facebook messages.

>>26776

Yes after a savoury meal I always crave something sweet. It is probably universal and that is why dessert was invented.

>>26777

Thanks Trips.

Many chocolate crackles to you

>>26776

I get the munchies after a workout, or at 2am or so.

My favourite "this is entirely bad for you" thing is the "Duffins" that a local bakery chain sells. A doughnut muffin. Like filled to the brim with custard, perfect crust to the muffin itself.

But they barely fucking make them and when they do, they're sold out immediately. Too exclusive for this NEET.

>>26779

If they question me about I'll tell them I'm an undercover centrelink agent

>>26783

But then the cops will just try to bother you for DSPbux (Donut Support Payouts).

>>26726

>Dunkin Donuts

I thought they weren't in Australia?

>>26785

So I looked it up, apparently most of their Australian stores closed down. Donut sales are so bad here that they're thinking about dropping the "Donuts" from their name and being mostly a coffee joint.

Coffee and toasted sandwiches are why most people go there anyway. Their coffee is alright.

>tfw you will never fill a girl to the brim with your custard

Cum donut

>>26789

I swallowed my cum today.

Everyone says that cum is salty, but it was just kinda sweet. Maybe too many cum donuts.

I ordered a "fast and free" postage item off ebay last Wednesday morning and they only posted it today. Do you think that is worth a negative feedback?

>>26791

>Do you think that is worth a negative feedback?

Nah. Long as the item arrives in decent condition I slap them with positive feedback, ebay store owners get real defensive over their ratings.

>>26763

Moving from raping to drug dealing huh mate

>>26788

Custard's ok

>>26794

girlneet?

I think it is bed time for me again my NEETs. Going to read another chapter of LOTR if I can keep my eyes open. Gandalf has just confronted Saruman at Orthanc and has broken his staff and cast him out of the council.

>>26796

Useful for keeping the local tribe under control

>>26797

Good luck bud. If you can make it through LOTR, you can make it through the driest of academic journals.

I have just finished having my wank.

>>26797

He sounds a bit rude

Good night neet

>>26800

How did your cat cope with that?

>>26799

I do not like seeing LOTR insulted.

>>26802

I don't know.

>>26803

It was rather enjoyable.

>>26800

You've got two more in you today if you put your back into it mate, don't give up

>>26804

Just giving it a ribbing, mate. Tolkien loved his worldbuilding.

>>26807

The action comes pretty fast and regular.

>>26808

So does your mum.

>>26809

I wish I could say the same about yours

where has everyone gone?

>>26811

Well I'm drinking spirits and going through my Anki reps. Will probably be up until 2am.

The gen is mostly responsible sleepers and early birds, though.

possumNEET goes to bed

Gen dies.

>>26811

I'm worrying about what the fuck to eat

I'm getting close to finishing black flag, I've liked it a lot.

>>26814

eat cerial

>>26815

Good stuff. Going for 100% completion or wisely calling it quits?

>>26818

But the foreignneets might bully us

>>26819

Our biggest neet icon was also a cross dresser

>>26818

Isn't that basically v9k?

>>26817

I've been putting off the missions to try and get it all done. I'm going for 100%

It's cool how you can go back and redo missions. I haven't done any of that yet.

I've 100% most of the collectibles, all except the mayan things for that armour. It says that it can deflect metal so I'm guessing it makes you bulletproof. And the only thing left to do is two assassinations and they havent come up yet. I guess they will once I do some more story missions. I just got the diving bell.

>>26822

I feel like focusing on being a virgin tends to create a more hostile and bitter environment

>>26818

At least half of us aren't "real NEETs"

I can see that turning into a shitstorm over that issue alone.

>>26825

I'll have to quit my job if we start enforcing the neet rule

>>26823

Oh, the old "clear up all the side stuff you can and inch the story as necessary", ey? Fan of that myself, Black Flag isn't so heavy handed with locking required exploration items because story missions at least.

>>26821

I'm unsure as to who you are talking about.

>>26828

Have we finally reached a point in time where the average neetposter doesn't know who fagneet is?

>>26829

Oh, I thought you meant in a global context.

>>26830

I wonder who the most famous neet worldwide would be

Maybe one day we'll get a chance to send neetking to the world championships

>>26827

I didn't really set out to do that but the game's openness was cool and allowed me to just fuck about heaps.

I'm not much of a gamer, I've only finished a few games 100%. This has probably been the funnest game I've played since the witcher 3

>>26820

There are many here that should be bullied.

>>26822

I don't know what that is.

>>26825

We shall examine this on a case by case basis.

>>26797

>tfw no one to mend my broken staff

>>26833

>I don't know what that is.

>>>/v9k/

Go check it out, there's also >>>/hikki/ or >>>/hiki/ I cant remember the right spelling and >>>/homosuck/

They're all pretty NEET like but more spergy

>>26835

/hikki/ is a nice board

>>26812

I'm hyped-up on Pepsi MAX so will probably be up till around the same time as well. Might pop a few painkillers to help with sleep too.

>>26837

absolute mad man

>>26837

Jesus. Don't go ODing on Pepsi MAX, now.

>>26835

That last board is very misleading.

>>26835

Too many meme frogs.

/hikki/ is a okay but too strict. I would not be allowed there because I go to the shops and stuff.

>>26839

I'm not Jesus

>>26836

It's alright.

Man I haven't been full hikki in years. Too much wfd and cenno time-wasting for most of /ausneets/ to go full hikki either, I guess.

>>26840

disappointed?

>>26843

Same for me, but reading about others in that mindset is still nice

>>26833

>There are many here that should be bullied.

reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>26846

I missed that bit.

Why would you say that >>26833 ? Maybe you should go make your own board.

>>26845

I think that's the reason why so many ex-NEETs stick around here.

>>26847

I have my own board. But yes, I could make a Neet general on that.

>>26848

You don't spend years as a NEET and magically lose the mindset the second some twit actually decides to hire you.

>>26848

I stick around because I don't have anywhere else to go

>>26849

we're not having neet generals without frogs my fun hating friend

>>26849

Why do we need to be bullied?

>>26854

Because you post frogs.

>>26850

Don't destroy my hopes.

>>26855

Frogs are superior to animes

>>26858

I never had an old board.

>>26859

Yes you did nofun.

>>26861

Maybe he's not the only one

>>26862

Multiple nofuns with an aversion to frogs?

unlikely.

>>26861

I think you are thinking of the thread I made on /aus/ not a board.

>>26864

There was another board too. I distinctly remember posting frogs in it as well

Post comfy speeches

>>26864

Maybe.

There was a board called >>>/australianneets/ that someone made and then someone was trying to get us to go to .pl's /aus/

>>26866

This isn't really comfy but it's the first thing I thought of.

I used to get off on it in my /pol/lack days.

I hit up neet Murphy's just before. watching four corners with mummybot then I am getting pissed.

>>26869

What are they on about on 4 corners? That was a good show.

I dont have telly anymore.

>>26870

They are doing a report in Raqqa in Syria after Isis got driven out.

>>26871

Ah yeah, I saw this morning on abc that that Australian ISIS guy was dead for a year or something.

>>26871

Sometimes I regret not keeping up with the news. I swear I'm 3 years behind the world.

>>26873

I'm glad I'm tuning more and more out. I watch abc news in 90secs and DW news in 3mins in the morning then sometimes look through their stories and thats it.

I used to spend all day looking shit up.

It just got me upset about things I couldn't change and in turn turned me to thinking more radical due to wanting to change so much.

>>26866

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DvCRmISShM&t=251s

>>26866

This guy is a turbo autist

>>26876

>insulting the great bowden

Fuck off

>>26876

so are we

big stinky neet

>>26879

4 u

Goodnight NEETgers.

>>26881

goodnight wagie

leave real neet hours to the big boys

>>26882

A smart neet understands the importance of a good sleep schedule

>>26883

As long as you're functional and not crashing continually, and also not spending 10-12 hours asleep out of sheer self-hatred, the sleep schedule is fine.

>>26875

I'm off to get my 10 hours of sleep to break up my schedule of self-hatred.

Good night.

what are you guys up to?

>>26887

Guess I'll work out. Then draw porn. Yeah, that's a good plan.

>>26888

What kind of workout?

What porn?

>>26889

Home gym circuit while I have Youtube videos playing or something. The RLM Black Panther reviewed, may as well have that one even if I'm never gonna watch it.

Porn, I'll think of something. It won't be good, just some jack dick sketches to warm up.

>>26887

Looking at gore and guys secretly rubbing their cocks on women in public

>>26891

nice

I wish I could be a hiki again

>>26887

LA Beast.

>>26855

>>26852

>>26849

You're a sad pathetic idiot. Why do you bother posting here?

>tfw no vocation

>>26895

anti pepe sentiments are the only unforgivable transgression here

>>26896

He should be sent to WFD

>>26897

I wish I was off to the neet gulag

>>26887

I was watching the new stargate Webisodes, it's ok

>>26899

You being a trekky gives extra substance to the nk persona

Kind of depressed tbh. My neet friend who recently got on dsp got his own place. I psyched it up in my head as being such a great thing. I imagined hanging out there all the time and getting stoned. He felt the same and would talk about all the cool stuff we could do there. Now he has moved in he never wants to hang out. I'm not sure if it was something I've done or maybe he has tfw depressed.

I'm open to trying heroin

I feel like our gen used to have a lot more late night neets