/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

First and last post.

first for try harder faggots

>>27214

unsubscribe

ADELAIDE

>>27223

Chicken and potato.

>>27227

What sort of chicken? How cooked?

>>27228

Steamed, with no flavor. Trying to /fit/.

>>27229

Do you have to go quite that far to /fit/?

>>27232

That is better. Post funny racism, not fedora racism.

>>27230

Depends if you want to make it or not. I really shouldn't be having the spuds but I'm craving them super bad.

>>27234

2 close 2 home m8

>>27235

Are you executive-sized?

>>27237

What's the size just on the cusp of executive-sized?

>>27238

Middle Manager Sized.

>>27223

Had some roast chicken breast and some cauliflower salad type stuff.

It was alright. Little too sweet for my tastes. Not full at all, so I might follow it with a cookie if I'm still hungry in an hour.

>>27239

Keep growing. The Nurgle 2018 fused/fuzzed to a chair competition should drive you towards success.

>>27240

>a cookie

empty carbs tbh

>>27242

That just means you can have as many as you want right?

>>27240

>a cookie

We say biscuit here.

My old Gran used to say "empty carbs, full toilet".

>>27242

True, but it's the only snack I've got laying about.

Jerky is the best snack. All killer, pretty filler as well. Expensive though.

>>27244

I'd agree, I mean you call them ANZAC biscuits and if that's a biscuit, they all are, but the packaging on this thing says cookie. What're you gonna do.

>>27243

Means you have to fill it up with high res protein

>>27246

What sort of cookie is it?

>>27249

That is pretty fancy. An individually wrapped cookie.

>having half

I am incapable of leaving something uneaten. If it is open I will eat all of it.

I would like you all to call me "Big Steve" from now on please.

>>27250

Yeah, I was like that for a while. Back when I was executive sized. Hard habit to drop when you're brought up to not be leaving the dinner table until that plate is spick and span.

Be careful NEETs a man with measles visited Dan Murphy's and Cenno in Melbourne

https://www.9news.com.au/national/2018/02/20/16/54/measles-alert-for-melbournes-south-east

>>27253

He visited a costume shop too. What an interesting life he must have.

>>27253

fug nearly went to that Dan's past weekend

On another note I've been working for two days now and things haven't even been that bad, my job is pretty comfy as I just have to sit around and calibrate test equipment, which is basically involves just sitting in front of a computer program and following the prompts

>>27254

He's gotta get the bondage gear to release his potential

>>27255

I am glad the job is going well mate. Keep at it.

>Income support for Australians living with permanent disabilities is expected to shrink by $4.8 billion in 10 years time, as the government stems the flow of people onto the payments.

http://www.news.com.au/national/breaking-news/disability-pension-spend-to-fall-48-bil/news-story/8bf1fb656793a0a4b29393589e57ff2e

>>27258

Those are just projections based on "stiffer assessment" that's already implemented, not outright budgetary cuts.

>Greens wants "revenue raising methods"

Yeah sure, just hold a fucking bake sale, why don't you.

>>27259

It means NEETs are going to find it harder to get on the DSP.

>>27260

Increase their executive size to CEO size

Hey neetos

>>27262

What do you want?

>>27263

Not again

I just want to have good convos about Dan's and shit

>>27262

Hello

>>27263

Someone is grumpy.

>>27264

Have a goon

>>27259

Tbh I feel the only fix to our economics is start again from scratch

It worked for Germany

>>27267

I will

>>27268

>>27270

>>27269

You've been blessed by Dan

>>27271

>>27272

As have you judging by those sick digits

>>27268

The problem with the economy is that it's designed by wealthy boomers, for wealthy boomers, everyone else can get fucked.

>>27275

Which is why it needs to be started from scratch

Why are vanilla pods more expensive than drugs

>>27277

They get you off more.

>>27276

As long as boomers are still around, it won't change, they've still got a good 20 to 30 years left.

Why don't you have a girlfriend?

>>27280

I don't want one tbh.

>>27279

I worry it'll get way worse once boomers die

Gen x is pretty fucking shit tbh

>>27280

How do people get girlfriends

>>27278

Made I said vanilla pods not fake vanilla essence with is basically vanilla like goon

>>27282

Gen X has extremely small numbers, once the boomers die off us Gen Y/Millennials will out vote them, which could be pretty crazy too.

Okay NEETs I am off to bed. A real early one tonight but I just keep waking up earlier and earlier each morning so my bed time has to get earlier too.

I will read some more LOTR before sleep. Last night Pippin was naughty and looked in the Palantir and Gandalf has taken him and they are heading to Minas Tirith. The story has turned to Sam and Frodo now who are trying to find a way into Mordor.

Good night my NEETs. I care for you all very much.

>>27286

Nighty night.

>>27282

Gen Z > Millennial > Gen X > Boomers

Maybe this earth will have some hope in a few decades yet still.

>>27288

Gen Z is what worries me the most, they have been completely indoctrinated by the current education system and media since birth.

>>27289

I'm not, I don't buy into the Zyklon B memes but I think that most have a fairly good head on their shoulders.

The train wreck status of most millennials and gen Xers serves as a clear image of what not to become. If you look up "SJW rekt" and other assorted videos it's almost all Gen Zers, pretty light stuff but still a step in the right direction.

>>27285

Tbh I don't think I'm gen y, millennial or gen z

I see millenials as those who were in school during the turn of the millenium while gen z is born 2000 or later

I guess Im what ever you'd call someone who was 18 at some point between gg and The 2016 election

>>27290

Gen z is heavily split between conservatives, (((altkike))), natsocs and all them on one end and neolibs, commies and other general antifa on another

>>27291

Oh I know what to call me

The cancer that ruined 8chan and neetgen

>>27291

You dont get to chose what generation you are in,

>>27292

Most people dont care.

Tell me your deepest darkest secret NEETs.

>>27286

Perhaps if you keep going to bed earlier and earlier you'll end up going to bed at lunch then be up for realNEET hours

What are you all doing?

>>27299

Painting. Going to go for a NEETwalk soon, my arse is killing me from sitting down for too long.

>>27300

Are you going to show us when it's done?

>>27302

>WIP

What's that mean? I like the style though.

Listening to the Bondi Cigars.

Apparently near Bondi is where the sewage goes into the ocean and a Bondi cigar is a floating turd.

>>27303

Work In Progress.

Or Wicked Inchlong Penises, depending on perspective. And cheers bruv, haven't painted a piece for a few weeks now so helps to not get rusty.

Just had a wank.

>>27306

Good work, lad.

>>27305

You don't have to post your stuff but I don't think anyone would think you're attention-whoring if you did.

You're a good artist.

I'd like to see more.

>>27280

One wouldn't want me tbh

>>27302

Perhaps you could post the finished pic on >>>/loomis/ please

>>27310

Dont steal artNEET from us.

>>27311

He's too talented to stay with us plebs

>>27312

Let us leech off of him.

Him being here raises the value of all of us.

>>27308

Alright, ey. Might post non-/ausneet/ OC if it's particularly NEET or aus related. You know, relevant to the gen.

>>27310

I'll give it a look. A goonful eye. A deep squint.

Time for the NEETwalk. Wonder if BWS is open right now.

>>27313

We're accessories to being a competent human being

>tfw girl at swing dancing session is getting into it

>tfw try to hug her and the atmosphere immediately changes for the worse due to a complete misread of the situation

>tfw smart enough to read body language while forever too retarded to make any good feelings happen in a girl

>>27314

>relevant to the gen.

The gen is what you make it.

>I'll give it a look.

I did, all I saw was naked gooks. Seems cool.

>>27316

You should ask her if she wants to dance on your swinging dick

>>27316

Tough break, man. Least you can't say you were too chickenshit to go for it.

>>27319

Thanks for the reframe it honestly lifted my spirits.

>>27316

Hey mate that's three steps further than I, I'd be too scared to go swing dancing let alone that

>>27320

What made you pick swing dancing?

Was there a bunch of old people with thunderbirds bike jackets and toothpicks in their mouths? I cant picture what would be going on at a place like that.

>>27322

It was available at uni

>>27323

Are you ok at it?

>>27324

Yeah. Been doing it for a year.

>>27325

Is this the first time you've tried to hug your dance partner?

Is it the same one each time?

>>27326

I also want to know

We haven't had a gap story in a while especially seeing monk in Indonesia is a bit of a disappointment in that regard

>>27327

> a gap story

a what?

>>27314

>wonder if bws is open

Don't they close at 10 so when you posted they'd be open but would be shut now

>>27328

Meant to say fap story

>>27326

The second time. First was the same story at a different venue and partner. This time it was some cute plump asian girl who I'd never met before and am unlikely to meet again due to lesson dropout.

The way swing dancing works in the venues I go to is, X number of people show up to the lesson, everyone partners up and chooses to be either a leader or a follower. Then every pair aranges themselves into a circle. Throughout the lesson, leaders rotate while followers stay still, and that way each lead dances with every follower, each follower dances with every lead. After the lesson there is free dancing/socialising, and during this time people form pairs (or take a break) for the duration of a song. It's not like ballroom dancing where you have one permanent partner.

>>27327

When I get home in an hour I'll write about it emphasising the fappable details.

>>27330

Oh, yeah. We were supposed to hear about his antics. All we've heard is a lot of nothing, a mention of a facial and gonorrhea

>>27331

>unlikely to meet again

Should've grinded your NEETmeat on her.

>>27316

There isn't even anything wrong with hugs though.

>>27331

>each lead dances with every follower

Should've grinded your NEETmeat on all of them.

>>27335

There is if you have a premature problem.

>>27299

Enjoying the rain

Fuck I'm suddenly queasy

What the fuck

>>27338

Wish it was raining here.

>>27339

What happened?

>>27341

I was suddenly very queasy but nothing happened

>>27342

Elaborate on queezy

queasy*

kwissy*

cwiiysea*

cheesey*

kwearuzsay*

cheursuay*

I hope you guys are saying these out loud like I am

>>27349

Of course we're not, lol what a weirdo neet

qweruasahy*

speakeasy*

>>27350

You're missing out, or you're lying.

I bet you're lying.

kwarrzzaheuy*

Looks like NZ is going to get BTFO pretty soon, hopefully new nzneet is safe

>>27354

What's happening to NZ?

>>27355

Some storm apparently

We have 90 isps lurking, considering only about 9 people post here confirms the theory that average board has 1 poster to 10 lurkers. spooky.

>>27357

The executive neets need multiple IPs to post in comfort

>>27357

They're waiting for you to post your legs.

>>27357

Imagine the various alternate universes in which we are all the lurkers and different 10% slices of those 90% are producing OC

>>27360

Maybe the 90% are trying to post without realizing it's not their turn

>>27249

>Product of New Zealand

I've never seen these before in QLD. Where'd you get 'em?

>>27251

OK, Little Stiff

>>27361

There's a crueler fate than the one we were given?

>>27359

Then they can ask themselves can't they?

>>27360

I bet half of them are datamining bots / "intelligence" agencies.

>>27364

Only brainlet agencies are allowed to post

Hello AusNeets

Long time lurker, first time poster. Can I see a picture of the poster with an unknown flag's legs?

>>27365

I am an agency to myself.

>>27366

Shit, now I have to take a picture, find my camera cable, copy the picture, remove my gps coordinates from the picture, and upload the picture. Might take a while but you did ask.

where the fuck did everyone go?

>>27370

What do you use? I need to do mine before I make a pilgrimage to the hair cut person place

Iced tea mixed quite well with goon.

>>27372

Just ear buds. I've never used one of those other things to wash out your ears.

>>27373

What type of goon is it?

>>27375

Coolabah sweet fruity white. It's the first goon I ever bought.

>>27376

NK?

>>27377

North Korea?

>>27378

He is the north korea of the neet general

>>27376

I think the first one I bought was a sunnyvale.

I drank a fair bit of it when i was a teen.

I dont think I've even tried golden oak.

>>27382

You should bee eye some goon

>>27385

I'm honestly not sure. I might have.

>>27385

What an oddly specific topic

>>27386

I think it was while we were still on /aus/

you're not also the NEET that had the swarm in his wall and made a video of it are you?

>>27388

I'm pretty sure that was possumneet

>>27389

You have a good memory.

Yeah, he also had the bugs I thought were cicadas.

>>27391

Neetology is my only marketable skill

>>27390

That's a really nifty hobby and very beneficial for you and the local ecosystem.

Have you got much honey from them? What trees/flowers are near by for them to get pollen from?

>>27390

How did you get into beekeeping?

I'll read the new chapter of Ward then I'll type up the fap I promised earlier.

>>27392

I've been making more and more mistakes with my NEETlore lately. I'm not sure what's up.

It's not just here, my short term memory is shocking these days.

>>27396

This occupation really takes it out of you

I know that feel though. Maybe the internet is to blame

>>27397

Night matey.

>>27400

Have the bees ever stung your dick?

>>27401

I've had close calls. Doesn't help that most of the time I just wear shorts.

>>27400

>become commercial

shit yeah, wish you success in that.

When I did a Diploma in Business I did my main thing on an aquaponic fish farm.

Pretty expensive to start up but there is a lot of money and a real future in that industry.

>>27402

I think I would have burned the bees to the ground after the first "close call" with my penis

>>27376

One never forgets their first love

>>27405

My first love was wanking

>>27404

I got stung right behind the ear recently, within a couple hours at was as if it never happened. The years of beekeeping has helped me build up a resistance to them, so when the beepocalypse happens I'm safe.

>>27403

Yeah, I'm hoping a mixture of honey money and a gub'mint grant will help me get that started.

>>27407

Isn't the beepocalypse all the bees dying off though?

>>27408

As a reaction to humanity's sins they grow in size and become mega bees that's to gaia wanting to punish us.

>>27409

If the bees got that big I'd be happy to stick that throbbing abdomen over my dick while the bee's dying of having used its stinger.

>>27407

Good luch with the honey thing for starters.

Have you looked into mandura (I think that's what its called) honey - the healing honey. People pay shit loads for that and I dont think theres much difference between it and normal honey.

Especially at garden market type places the new age hippy types would go off for organic, all natural shit

>>27409

tbh the world would be much better off.

>>27412

>Aaron Carter out of the Blue

I dont get what that means

>>27413

I'm not sure either. I was running on autopilot when I wrote it. It's a quote from some random-ass song a decade ago.

>>27411

Manuka honey. The Australian equivalent is tea tree or Eucalptus honey, forget which one.

>>27415

He looks like Jared Leto's Joker fucked a Hitler Youth kid. Terrifying.

>>27415

JUST

>>27416

I think I saw a thing about it on landline, people pay something like $30 for a tiny jar of it and that was an Australian type and shops were selling out of it.

I'm not sure how you could make the bees only get pollen from one place though.

>>27420

You could always just make it up

>>27420

>>27421

From selling honey at the markets I fully believe that consumers are beyond retarded.

>>27423

Night, NEET. Have a restful one.

>>27412

Rain not so comfy when out of house. A few shots of whisky will warm you up

>>27423

Night mang. I should sleep too as have to be up early for an "Employment services assessment". I truly hate stepping foot into any Centrelink.

>tfw depressed

>>27429

>I feel that feel

hey lads, do you know that legacy captchas are now completely gone from halfchan? I used to go back now and then to do some drive-by shitposting. went there just then to make a post and I had to jump through all the ridiculous google captcha hurdles. reckon that's officially the last time I ever use it. ridiculous

anyway, how are you all?

>>27429

>>27430

me too

>>27431

They're gone from everywhere, man. The company itself cut them right the fuck up to further train their AI shit.

I think "the thing" right now is to just use the vocal deal.

>>27432

fucking hell

>>27433

yeah, I knew it was a google thing. I just said 4chan because now there is no other way to post there other than to do some creepy-ass convoluted test. if that's the only way you can post (or by buying a pass lmao), it really makes me wonder about the people who are still using it. I'm mean, I've felt that way for a couple years now - but this really takes the cake ya know?

what do you mean by vocal deal?

>>27434

If you hit the "microphone" next to the text, you get the hearing version of it which takes half the time.

Still not legacy. And it's not like you're missing out on a community.

>>27435

>If you hit the "microphone" next to the text, you get the hearing version of it which takes half the time.

oh ok. I had to listen to something and transcribe what was being said. Is that it? It felt like fucking slave labour lol

>And it's not like you're missing out on a community

yeah definitely. I tell you what though - I feel like I'm running out of places to talk (particularly about interests) online. I think I need to get real friends at this point :(

>>27437

Suicide is the answer.

>>27438

haha lol

>>27440

nah man I'm a sadcunt, but I really don't think I'd ever kill myself over it. I'd probs only ever do it if I had a terminal illness that involved significant pain.

I have too much shit that I'm interested in, and too much keeping me here to do anything like that.

>>27440

No it isn't. It's absolutely embarrassing/humiliating when you fail, and you'll probably fail.

nn lads

allo

>>27304

I grew-up surfing in Manly in the 1980's… we always went for a surf underturd

>>27444

'Sup fag

Good morning NEETs.

>>27447

Good morning NEET.

>>27447

>>27448

Morning neets

>>27275

The problem with the economy is that it's essentially the world's largest pyramid scheme.

>>27449

Good morning.

>>27427

Sounds nice. Did you try to take it further?

>>27450

That is only a problem if you are at the bottom.

>>27453

You need to hit your manual reset button.

its your prostate

>>27431

I still have a 4chan pass. I won't be renewing it whenever it expires. I haven't posted over there in months now.

I am now caught up on the night's developments. Reminded me of how fond I am of you NEETs. What a nice bunch of guys.

>>27455

Chii~

>>27369

I am still waiting for those legs.

Almost 2 hours without a post.

>>27427

>just enough sweat on our bodies to add friction

>quite excitable and bouncy as I led her

>raised our legs in sync

>Her soft breast touched my ribs

>giggling all the way through

>her lovely breasts against my front.

I don't know man, there's potential but I couldn't fap to that.

Almost 8 minutes without a post.

>>27460

Wow that is weird, I slept in.

>>27461

I got a little bit hard at the start of the story just in anticipation but as it became clear there wasn't going to be a sexy conclusion my penis lost interest.

>>27431

>>27433

Huh, I haven't been there in a while that's kind of interesting.

>>27464

That's why I started greentexting it, thinking it was going to be a buildup. I learnt more about dancing than cute asians in jean shorts.

Could this be a potential hobby for us NEETs?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-02-21/meet-the-court-watchers-who-attend-trials-for-fun/9463696

>>27461

>>27464

Thanks for the criticism. I will keep this in mind next time I try to write a fap story.

>>27469

I liked all the detail and if I wasn't anticipating a fap story I would've liked it. The hot bits were worded just a bit strange and too much stuff in between.

But yeah, the detail of the steps in the dance routine and stepping on each others toes and what not was good, I liked that.

>>27474

>The hot bits were worded just a bit strange

Could you elaborate on this please?

>>27473

>locksmiths campbeltown

That's all the soon-to-be single mother's that need locks changed so Chad can't get back in.

And good morning, I hope it greets you well.

>>27477

Good morning mate. It's morning where you are or are you using a VPN?

>>27476

> to add friction

>a comfortable position

>breast touched my ribs

>both of her lovely breasts

It sounds like a scientific evaluation, you need to slut it up. Become carnal.

The gook sluts perky firm tits were poking through her colourful blouse and I gripped her firmly. Mt cock was throbbing through my pants as it puslated against her leg, I could feel the heat coming from her quivering smoo as I could tell by her subtle giggling that she was thinking the same as me. With every step all I could think about was choking her little slopehead throat with my veiny white cock then gaping her ass and I could tell she wanted it at least as much as I did.

I don't know, mention cunts and cocks and how you want to jizz in nip chicks eyes.

>>27477

Good morning m80.

>>27479

Yes I agree he needed to get more grotty and earthy in his descriptions. But not to the point of sounding like some tawdry romance novel with over the top descriptions of things.

>>27481

>>27481

>over the top

>>27482

Yes that's what I wrote.

>>27479

>It sounds like a scientific evaluation, you need to slut it up. Become carnal.

I see. That reflects my usual mindset. I'll have to get more worldly experience in these things. I have been thinking about joining some kind of impro club to get better at bantering, thinking on the spot in social situations, relaxing my fear of judgement etc. and maybe then I will be more attractive to women.

The fear of judgement in particular is weird. My experience of it is disconnected in that it feels like a fear of nothing in particular and I have to infer that it must be a fear of social judgement based on me feeling it in X situation but not in Y situation, and how it prevents me from taking Z action but not W action. And I don't know why I can be open about anything on anonymous imageboards but not around normalfags. Why do I care what normalfags think when I can shrug off imageboard banter the same as anyone else here? I honestly don't know and it's frustrating as fuck.

>>27479

>Mt cock

>Mount Cock? That's a big doodle.

>>27478

VPN

>>27485

It's an epic journey for women to climb it.

>>27484

I think if you laugh at the "insult" as well it becomes banter, whereas if you take offence (especially when it's a lightweight insult) you look soft.

If the regular folk hit you with a harsh critique or what would b deemed a narky post here, they generally are the ones that look like cunts.

Only actual cunts get off on teenager tier insults.

Went to have my second coffee and forgot to change the pod.

Hot water and milk.

>>27487

In real life I don't even put myself out there enough to get hit with banter, that's where the fear of social judgement is coming in. On imageboards it's absent.

>>27488

How irritated do you get by little things like that? I used to rage and curse and kick things but now I am numb and don't react much. I spilled a whole bottle of vegetable oil on the kitchen floor last year and only let out a tiny sigh before starting to clean.

>>27490

Not that guy but I always talk to my inanimate objects. "Who the fuck told you to fall down" every time I drop something which is often. I also get really mad and kick/hit shit that I bump into, as 'revenge'. I contain my autism around most other people but sometimes not my parents.

>>27490

While taking it to the sink I spilled it on my feet. I generally just say something like ah fuck or ffs or something but it passes quick.

I've never really been an angry cunt.

>>27492

Sometimes I think if I was a bit more of an angry cunt people wouldn't take advantage of me as much as they do. I am a doormat. But I guess there are ways to stand up for yourself other than getting angry.

>>27491

Have you become violent with your parents?

This article about the current state of the DSP might be of interest to some NEETs.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-02-21/disability-support-pension-applicants-rejected-after-crackdown/9465822

>>27495

>>27494

Not in that context, this behaviour is with inanimate objects only. I've been violent in cases of him being drunk as he is an alcoholic but I do not want to talk about that.

>>27498

him = father

>>27496

Nothing surprising really, but it is interesting that a more people with mental illness are applying, I think it sums up the current state society is in.

>>27500

I hope the increasing numbers of men with mental illnesses applying won't result in a crackdown.

>>27501

I think they take mental illness pretty serious these days, if more people are applying due to these problems they should invest more in treatments and stuff, who knows they might eventually come up with some new wonder drug that completely eliminates things like depression, anxiety and bi-polar, I'd gladly take something like that and just become a low level wagie.

>>27502

The very structure of society itself is the cause of mental illness. I do not hold out hope for any "treatments".

>>27503

Did you message any of the douchebags?

>>27504

>The very structure of society itself is the cause of mental illness.

I 100% agree with this, it's all environmental, except for things like schizophrenia and maybe bi-polar, I think there are some genetic factors involved with that.

>>27505

They're mostly other people asking for stuff and most of the posts are from last year. I don't know why this can't be bloody easier.

>>27507

So you haven't messaged anyone? Or left any comments to allow someone to message you?

It is you who are doing things wrong mate.

>>27500

It sums up people awareness that they dont even need "proof" to get on the dsp

>>27509

What do you mean?

>>27501

The crackdown is really just fixing a mistake made 5-10 years ago where they put heaps of people on it who shouldn't really be on it.

>>27510

Everyone has anxiety and depression and NEETs know all they need is a doc cert, see a shrink and get a cenno doc to sign them off for it.

>>27512

What are you implying? Are you saying the mentally ill NEETs here are not really worthy of DSP but are just pretending?

>>27513

I think the level at which regular mental hardship and ailments turns into illness is too low.

I dont think some 20-odd year old who is sad that life isn't going his way should get the same benefits as a quadriplegic who cant wipe his own ass.

>>27514

>sad that life isn't going his way

I don't think that is a very charitable description of the reality of living with depression and anxiety.

>>27514

Depression is much more than being "sad", it's a bottomless pit that is almost impossible to climb out of, it completely sucks the life out of people.

Any plans for the day?

Is cheesecake still with us?

>>27518

I hope so.

>>27517

I have no plans for today. Tomorrow is going to be a complete rest day for me too. Need to get this back pain sorted out.

>>27515

>charitable

The world doesn't owe us anything.

The only illness that I've read here that I haven't been diagnosed with TBI. Every other thing I "have" and I have used as rationale as to why I am entitled to just relax and sit back and not even try to improve my condition.

I think I'm wroughting the system.

what are the first steps involved with bee keeping?

I live near a bunch of inner city hippies that will pay out the nose for organic anything

>>27521

We can sit back but we don't really relax. Not when we are mentally ill. It is a life of constant torment. It is for me anyway.

>>27522

get some bees

>>27523

Who's responsibility is it to change that?

>>27525

Ours. But who says it is possible to change? How many times do you try as hard as you can and then fail before you accept that there is something wrong with you that is not your fault and which prevents you from having a normal life?

Glad I captured this, sorry to >>27526 for quoting and sperging out over that.

I think like this all the time I should capture it more often then attack the only community I like and the only one that understands me.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1f8Kw0I4hxQ

>>27527

They were crazed ramblings but I always enjoy your voice. Very nice to listen to.

>>27527

>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1f8Kw0I4hxQ

wat

>>27527

It sounds like you have a lot of self loathing. You need to go a bit easier on yourself.

>>27529

Do you have any tips for that anon on how to find someone to sell him weed?

Fuck.

Now it's out of my system I'm sorry for posting that.

We all have our shit to deal with and it hits heavier for some.

>>27532

He already said that he should go on facebook.

>>27533

This is the correct place to get it all out mate. Don't be sorry for posting anything.

>>27532

If he lives in a big city he can use leafedin.org

>>27534

Someone said that.

>>27503

See >>27536

>>27537

He said that.

>>27539

I don't trust random NEET lore.

>>27540

Its the voice I quote all of you in.

>>27542

Probably apt for the rest of them but I am a hard cunt m8 I need a tough voice for my quotes in the future please.

>>27543

This is going to make quoting you guys difficult in the future

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0yKYvBkdASL

>>27544

btw I think I've got NK's voice down to a tee.

>>27544

Mr Doodleburger's Alf Stewart dub is the correct voice to quote my posts in. You were pretty close.

>>27547

Least I'm getting some use out of this dodgy little camera

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0jUrw6Nujp7

>>27548

Are you off your meds m8? Having an "episode"?

Whatever is going on it has been pretty amusing.

>>27549

I haven't taken meds in years. Just didn't think to use this camera to record shit before.

>>27550

Have you worked out what was wrong with the camera?

>>27551

Nah, I think it's just shit.

>>27552

What brand is it?

>>27529

Is Glad or Multix the better ziplock bag? I can have a lot of trouble getting them sealed.

>>27553

I cant remember, I threw the instructions away.

It says 1080P on the front but I cant see a brand name anywhere.

Think it's just a no name brand.

>>27558

That sounds about right.

>hop in the truck

We only call it a truck if it is an actual truck.

>>27558

Bush life is sort of like that, apart from the plains bit.

I guess Hay plains but I'm not from there.

>>27559

>>27560

Yeah the plains bit was just for lack of a better word. I didn't want to say desert.

I can honestly see moving the Ausland, at least for a year or two. I don't know what I would for a job, I'm planning on getting a CDL here for driving trucks, but I doubt they would consider it valid if I moved down there.

>>27517

I left the house for what I thought would be a 'job capacity assessment' but turned out to be a meeting with a 'client/community engagement officer' thingo from Cenno that just explained what the process was/involved. She was quite old and layed the pity on me quite heavily.

>>27557

I'm too depressed to get erections

>>27562

Is the JCA for getting DSP?

>>27562

Did you get turned on?

Mature/elder women showing affection get me off. So does middle aged women crying, I always get wood when older women want affection of consolation. I think it's just part of my Oedipus complex.

>>27565

How old was the oldest woman you have fucked?

>>27565

Not the same American, but mature women/momdom is the best fetish.

>>27566

50 something. although that was just a bj with the option of a root that i missed out on because she had a partner and i pussied out.

I tried with a 60-70 year old once because a guy she was half seeing (who was her age) told me it was a good idea. I was off my head and then went to her house where she let me in and I sat down and fell asleep in her chair. I woke up and she was watching wheel of fortune or some shit and knitting.

That's when I worked out that there is an age limit. I don't have a granny thing.

Late 30's early 40's, preferably drunk and crying.. primo shit.

>>27568

>50 something

What did she look like? Give us a sexy greentext story please.

>>27564

I'm not 100% sure what the purpose of it will be. My psych of 2 hourly sessions recommended/referred me to do it. If I'm assessed as being only able to work for say 15 hours per week then I'll be put onto a lower 'stream' or something.

>>27565

No, she was grandma-tier and even if she was a lot younger I wouldn't of felt any emotion towards her.

>>27570

Did she have big floppy milk saggers?

>>27569

>lived on same street

>was mates with my mum when she was younger

>sort of a fat bogan

>came round for a sesh

>pretty fucking stoned

>went to one of her mates place

>smoked more

>drank a cask together

>telling me about how her bf fucked her in the ass even when she didnt want it

>that gave me wood

>almost passing out in a room full of 50 odd year olds

>they all see that she's talking about anal and rough sex

>they leave

>she starts sucking off a teen incapable of standing and slurring words

>fall asleep with my cock in her mouth

>wake up in someones car getting a lift home

not really that sexy

>>27572

Strewth you have had a much more colourful life than me.

>>27536

that looks a little too good to be true

>>27574

It is legit, just do it already and stop prevaricating.

>>27575

There are people who murder someone they would be an obvious suspect for killing and when the police check their internet history it is full of stuff like "How to kill someone" "How to get away with murder" etc. People are really dumb.

>>27577

Don't forget video footage of people buying mops, bleach, an axe, trash bags.

>>27577

Computers and phones hurt normies more than they help them tbh. Most don't even know the internet outside of facebook google and youtube.

>>27570

>If I'm assessed as being only able to work for say 15 hours per week then I'll be put onto a lower 'stream' or something.

That means you got are going to have look for X number of jobs and have X number of hours as your participatory requirement. If you are on the DSP then I would not be participating in these sessions, it really sounds like they are trying to push you onto Newstart as a Stream C participant.

>>27582

Yeah those are good. Much better than the ones with the vent in the top of the lid. They never seal properly for me.

>>27563

Have a goon to improve your mood

>>27572

Sorry but that was rapeneet in disguise

>>27574

Just contact a few dealers and only do face to face cash transaction, if you get one asking to send money buy gift cards or cash transfer its a scammers. They're easy to spot

>>27586

Looks comfy. You should spend a few extra dollars for better ice cream though.

>>27585

Pretty sure rapeneet has been hanging around my walking route, been finding empty goon bags and ciggie butts on a particular area with bushes.

>>27588

What's wrong with that icecream?

Has little bits of jersy caramels in it.

>just now remembering that I left $8 of change in a vending machine in the mall

Man I was dead on my feet today.

>>27590

It is cheap shit. But if you like it that is all that matters. I think you are that NEET that eats all those awful things like frozen hash browns and corn fritters so there is probably no helping you at this stage.

>>27591

Were you waging?

>>27592

My cost/satisfaction scale is an exact science.

>>27594

My problem was I was experiencing ever diminishing satisfaction with cheaper things. They basically became inedible over time and I had to keep going fancier and fancier to get any enjoyment out of my food.

>>27595

That is the standard pattern of addiction.

>tfw shit day

>tfw shit week

>tfw shit fortnight

>>27597

>Only three lines of shit

You are one of the lucky ones.

>>27597

What has gone wrong?

>>27599

just wagie stuff.

should be thankful I guess.

>>27600

actually, fuck it

> senior colleague takes last week off after a blow up with our manager

> takes monday and tuesday off this week same reason

> some antivirus stuff he set up (that isn't documented) goes bonkers and keeps fucking the entire server farm

> still unresolved as of close of business today

> find out today I'm to participate in the on-call roster

> this is fine, was hinted at at interview

> discover it's two weeks on, two weeks off

> discover the business hours no alcohol rules apply

> told i'll get paid extra

> read the EBA

> see my remuneration is higher than the cut off for on-call payments

> get told i'll also be doing on-call for general infrastructure problems in addition to infosec ones

> ponder leaving

>>27601

Sounds tough. I am not able to deal with stress very well and would have quit ages ago if I was in that sort of situation. But that is why I am a NEET disgrace.

>>27593

Nah, just commuting to the uni for my VETbux non-course.

Last semester for this one. Gonna have to think of one to transition to or something. Fuck wfd.

>>27601

Swap to the public service

All I hear from them is how little work they do

>>27603

You could look for a job I mean at least with a job you get paid unlike wfd

I bought an energy drink because it was a dollar and fuck me its shit

Nor joking when I say it tastes like a rubber band

>>27606

>energy drink

I always avoided them. They have a whiff of the fedora about them. I have never even tried one.

>>27606

Yeah I don't even know how some of the brands still exist, haven't seen someone drink a rockstar in years.

>>27609

Rockstars are all right

This one was fucking shit, its called 28 black

>>27608

Tbh people drink them because they're too high time preference to sleep

>>27604

I have heard this meme a lot now too

>>27604

>>27612

I know someone who worked there and he said he got in trouble from his coworkers for doing too much work. He was making them look bad and threatening their jobs since they were obviously useless and not needed.

>>27605

I could, but all the local entry-level shit is cutting workers, not hiring. Did try for a bit, but a shitty resume isn't an asset.

I did get part-time at this one joint, that's not too bad. $100 a week. Woo.

>>27606

what have you learned?

>>27613

One of the many workplace drama pitfalls.

>SEVEN teenagers have been hospitalised, four in a critical condition, after a mass drug overdose at a prestigious Gold Coast school this afternoon.

>Police have launched a full-scale investigation after the Saint Stephen’s College students, aged 14 and 15, fell gravely ill and were taken to Gold Coast University Hospital from the Upper Coomera campus after swallowing a mystery drug.

>Sources close to the tragedy have told the Gold Coast Bulletin the students took dangerous Russian designer drug phenibut.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/students-severely-ill-after-mass-poisoning-at-saint-stephens-college-on-gold-coast/news-story/b2cee5f0fe5188d74260a8aa93ae25d7

>>27610

Monster and rockstar drinks are a good way to bulk up to executive size

>>27615

Don't try different things

>>27617

>dangerous Russian designer drug phenibut.

I seriously doubt that's what they took. Maybe that's what they thought it was.

>>27617

Hah, fuck, that must have been a hell of a lesson.

>>27620

There is drama here too but I know what you mean

I pretty much only go here as well as lurk /cow/

>>27623

I haven't experienced any here, yet.

>>27620

Which other boards do you visit? What is going on there?

>>27612

I had a mate who had fuck all shit to do, gets it done fast and goes home or where ever and still gets paid fuck tonnes

>>27624

Remember why /ausneets/ exists

>>27626

Centrelink is basically a government job

>>27625

Definitely not going to tell anyone on here.

>>27628

>tfw government pays me to stay up late

>>27629

If they are degenerate I would prefer not to know.

>>27631

They are.

>>27632

I would like to know.

>>27634

Not required

>>27635

A bunch of Australians showing up and shitposting will make it obvious who told them.

>>27636

We will pretend to be columbian then

>>27638

Lovely

>>27639

It was way before the dan craze and I didn't have a car so I had to settle for liquorland

>>27640

Only Dan will give you top tier shits.

>>27640

I just go to BWS.

>>27641

kek

>>27634

I redact my question due to your reaction image.

>>27646

Another neet drops out of big boy 2018