NEET General #340 - Surprise Edition NEET 04/21/19 (Sun) 10:24:03 No. 256943 [View All]
The surprise is that nothing is ever going to change for us.
OLD >>256154
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 08:53:36 No. 257655
>>257648
yeah m8 thats me, minus the old man who died a long time ago, I can barely leave the house
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 08:53:51 No. 257656
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 08:54:16 No. 257657
>>257648
dude your not alone something fucky is going on there has been a total social collapse going on since 2012 … 2012 makes ya think dunnit
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 08:54:22 No. 257658
>>257655
I can barely have a wank
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 08:54:25 No. 257659
>>257656
Is this wanking while defecating or wanking using feces?
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 08:55:05 No. 257660
>>257659
The poo and the wank become one in all aspects during the poo wank
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 08:55:07 No. 257661
>>257658
I can barely type wank
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 08:55:23 No. 257662
>>257659
wanking inside the poo chute
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 08:56:13 No. 257663
>>257662
the poo chute needs a good wanking
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 08:57:14 No. 257664
I'm running on a wank deficit at the moment, I think the antidepressants have finally caught up with me
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 08:57:56 No. 257665
>>257664
They want their pound of flesh
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 08:58:00 No. 257666
>>257664
At least you're not in wank debt. The wank collection agency is no joke.
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 08:58:03 No. 257667
>>257662
I loved the old septic tanks that houses used to have, I would open the cover and grab a big slimy long poo and wrap it around my penis like a condom while I bathed in the sewage water. The orgasms were relentless and it was easy to get mentally lost while wanking in the septic tank
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 08:59:50 No. 257668
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:00:40 No. 257669
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:00:44 No. 257670
>>257664
> TOTALLY WANKRUPT
wanking it is hot because it implies psychologically you will use your dick one day to penetrate a sheila in a sweaty act of love. Being wankrupt is your mind and body comming to terms that this realistically will not happen for the next few years.
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:04:08 No. 257671
>>257664
I can lend you some pills.
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:05:46 No. 257672
>>257668
Tony used to go wild at the septic tank parties back in the day
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:07:51 No. 257673
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:07:58 No. 257674
It'll be okay kid,
Got your ticket for the new sensation
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:09:21 No. 257675
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:09:47 No. 257676
IT WAS ALL THIS CUNTS FAULT AND YOU KNOW IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:10:30 No. 257678
Lately I've been thinking that if I manage to get myself out of this hole, I'd like to volunteer and help teens and young blokes who are going off the rails with drink and drug issues from broken homes and stuff.
I don't even know what kind of support exists for them, but I wish I had someone tell me their story so I didn't end up being a 25 year old fuckup boong
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:12:33 No. 257679
>>257675
>tfw consistent type 3 and 4 poos
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:13:48 No. 257680
>>257679
>tfw type 7 (with blood)
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:14:47 No. 257681
>>257680
You need to see a proctologist
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:15:46 No. 257682
>>257681
The blood is from the hemmies and warts on my anus, not internal, so I'm not too worried. Granted I'll be going to a clinic this week I think
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:15:48 No. 257683
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:15:57 No. 257684
I just have enough to cover this month's rent, provided cenno can pay me tomorrow. After the rent is taken out, I'll have $46.67 left until the 6th of May
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:16:31 No. 257685
>>257682
How the fuck did you end up with bum warts?
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:17:43 No. 257686
>>257684
How are you going to space out your 4 goonbags?
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:17:58 No. 257687
>>257683
Lay off the codeine.
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:18:44 No. 257688
>>257684
you will have to ask them for an emergency payment
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:19:13 No. 257690
>>257685
Fucked the wrong slag before I went full boong mode, it went away for months but appeared again semi-recently.
>>257684
Hope you enjoy rice and soy sauce
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:19:49 No. 257691
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:20:22 No. 257692
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:20:32 No. 257693
Gentle reminder that we need a new thread soon
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:20:44 No. 257694
>>257690
Surprised you didn't get them on your willy.
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:22:03 No. 257695
>>257684
hit up anglicare for a woolies gift card bro
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:22:44 No. 257696
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:23:40 No. 257697
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:24:16 No. 257698
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:24:42 No. 257699
>>257650
I watched a few episodes last year when I had Netflix. Absolutely degenerate show, made me cringe and uncomfortable.
Did not find it the least bit humorous.
1/10 would not watch again.
It gets a 1 for the fact that it made me reconsider paying for Netflix, I cancelled soon after.
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:24:53 No. 257700
>>257696
what types of women and behaviors get you both dick and ass warts ?
>>257698
too soon
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:26:08 No. 257702
>>257700
I guess some of the sexual fluids went down towards his bum and gave him the bum rash.
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:26:46 No. 257704
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:26:48 No. 257705
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:26:55 No. 257706
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:27:16 No. 257707
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NEET 04/22/19 (Mon) 09:27:33 No. 257709
>>257702
there is no way a straight man can get
BUM
WARTS
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