/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Delicious ravioli

FUCK

>>24190

And a bit.

I lost it specifically for an OS holiday, then got lazy on my return.

>>24196

Did you root any chicks on your holiday?

>>24196

What about any trannys?

DAVRON PARK REPRESENT

>>24191

Thanks for the link mate.

I'll post the results when/if I get around to it.

>>24197

Nope. Fat guy mindset persists.

MONARO

The bassist is so tight, same as on the grease song

clip is synced but still good

Do any of you have acne or have dealt with it?

What did you find helped? I'm in my 20s and still deal with this shit.

SYDNEY

>>24205

Diet, cleaning face daily and not squeezing anything before a head or bumbling arises. I do not get heavy acne but I get flare ups after a heavy sugar binge or excessive stress/anxiety

>>24200

That is very specific.

ADELAIDE

I used to watch the opening credits of Grease over and over on VHS. Used to love it.

>>24200

Begone foul abo.

>>24207

I already do all those things, eat healthy, put a towel down on my pillow and do mud masks as well as drinking a ton of water and getting sun.

>>24205

I love the feel of when you pop a pimple

Mmmmmm

>>24211

I found it to be a weird movie

Also is it Australian

>>24213

May be stress or anxiety.

If you cannot identify the cause it may be worth seeing your GP. If it's heavy acne, medication might be a solution or if you have the money a dermatologist who can attack it with medication and their tools like doctor pimple popper

>>24215

I only like nurgle daemons tbh

>>24215

>nonsummerjack

So this is anime fanart of the costume photoset, hah.

>>24216

The female lead is Australian, that's it.

>>24220

Oh right

Was Olivia a one hit wonder

>>24219

>>24215

Stop posting this garbage.

>>24222

God I love cocks, every NEET describe your cock stink

>>24221

She did okay.

>>24223

Look behind you, you should be feeling it soon inside of you

>>24223

Are you drunk?

MusicNEET do you like ELO?

Just posting some music while the thread is quiet. I always liked this one.

>>24228

ELO is a trash way of determining rankings outside of chess tbh

>>24223

I worked with a guy called Nick Stock. He got real tfw big depressed when we worked out his name was an anagram of cock stink.

>>24233

He was too sensitive. He couldn't handle the banter.

>>24228

Yeah, living thing, sweet talking woman, evil woman and rockaria are great tracks

I read somewhere that their plan was to take off where the beatles ended.

I cant remember the guys name but he was also in the traveling wilburys

>>24235

The beetles are shit tbh

>>24235

Jeff Lynn. He has been in heaps of stuff as a producer too.

>>24238

>a producer too.

had no idea of that, cool.

Okay NEETs it is bed time for me. Going to read some more LOTR. They have just left Lorien and are boating down the river Anduin.

Good night. I love you.

>>24240

night NEET.

>>24240

Night mate, sleep well.

>tfw no brown asian gf to eat out on Valentine's Day

I wanna eat a pussy, I know it's submissive but I'm curious as to if it actually tastes good or not.

>>24240

You're the closest I've ever had to a father reading a bedtime story. Good night, love you too.

>>24243

The other day I went into a shop and there was a near african black asian chick serving, I didn't know asians got that dark.

She was very appealing.

>>24245

Yes some of the jungle ones get pretty dark. I still think about one I saw who was barefoot and squatting with her knees up to her neck. Very sexy.

>>24245

Filipinos or Okinawans usually

>>24247

I don't know what she was, I was thinking Cambodian or Thai by her features so probably a flip if they're the ones that get darker.

This place is awfully quiet tonight. Is today really that traumatizing for you guys?

I'm busy watching Haibane Renmei

>>24249

I'm trying to work out what ethnicity that chick was, I keep coming across WE WAZ Chinese stuff.

>>24249

i wouldn't know what today was if i wasn't constantly getting reminded about it on here

goodnight NEETs.

Good night friends.

>>24256

good night

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE REPLY TO ME I HAVENT TALKED TO SOMEONE OUTSIDE MY FAMILY IN A VERY LONG TIME

No.

>>24259

Here's your reply

>>24259

Post some nudes first

>>24253

>>24252

Well it's called vore, not sure what you expected there.

I honestly have no idea how the boards end up there otherwise. It can't just be activity, because I honestly never see the top 4-5 boards up there.

>>24249

Busy time of year even for NEETs I guess, the "Is it too late in the year to give up on life".

>>24264

You better leave now before it's too late boy

Boring day today, going back to the doctors tomorrow for some blood test results, hope I'm ok, wagedom looms closer and closer

>>24264

It's a fraternity of men.

>>24259

Sup, honeybabelove.

>>24267

There's nothing more certain than death or taxes. And taxes come for us all.

>>24271

Bit late to help you, but sounds like run of the mill fecal impaction.

Plenty of causes, but wanking isn't really one of them. 90% of the time it's just not exercising or not enough fiber or water and it's coming back to bite you.

Sucks to hear that, though.

25 y/o. never worked. 1.5 year of NEETDOM and i am losing it. getting angry too often now. I get thee urge to destroy things and mutilate cats and possums on my 3am nightly walks.

this afternoon, i was thinking about how all the familiar faces around my local area have disappeared. At IGA, the attractive gothic girl, the model like mixed girl, the ratty subaru girl; all of them finished year 12 in the same year as me are long gone. My brothers friend, a stocker 4 years junior to me even has moved on. Even the 30 something y/o fat supervisor woman I use to view as a loser is gone too. WTF!!?

I just cannot believe this is what my life has become. I have become the BIGGEST loser of them all. And not just in employment, in everything. Friends, sexual experience & productivity.

The classmate who decided to work at McDonalds after year 12 and just 2 nights ago served me my burger has surpassed me a long time ago. And this distance between us is

only growing larger.

My neighbours who were also my age have left their parents homes. Not before seeing how they upgraded their cars from early 2000's to more recent models.

All this progression from everyone and my total lack of progress in life fucking pisses me off.

i am so angry man.. i want to cry. The last time i really cried must have been 5 years ago, when i had chest pain from just looking at groups of people hanging together.

i am conflicted… i do not like the idea of starting all the way from the very bottom at my age but there is no other choice to get my life together. Its that or suicide.

>>24273

What did you do before becoming a neet? 1.5 years as neet doesn't really seem that long to me since I'm almost at 3 years and I've been a shut in the whole time and it still doesn't feel like a lot. I guess a year and a half does seem quite long if you still get outside on the regular and have a list of "regular people" in your head, since a lot of things can change in that time.

>>24273

huh. funny. im 25 as well, good 3-4 years a NEET, worked a bunch of student jobs and an actual job for a year and I'm just happy I don't have to work. life is at least okay as long as you get to eat, aren't out in the cold and don't have to work. just chill out, my man. find something creative or physical you enjoy doing. could be anything from drawing, fixing or putting cars together to exercise, etc. just something you like and try to do it at least for a bit every day.

all those people in your life fell for the rat race, i doubt many of them are actually happy with their life and the moment they'll try to slow down the same guilt you're experiencing will wash over them. suckers, the lot of them.

>>24274

double bachelor.

got commerce degree and quit the other.

it has no value

>woke up at 4 and can't get back to sleep

>have a family size packet of salt and vinegar chips next to my bed I've been slowly munching away on but there's too much crumbs

I've been sleeping in my sisters bed in her flat for a few weeks, I think the bedsheets need to be changed, I wonder how often a lady changes the bedsheets/doona cover, probably every week or so. It's been amazing sleeping in a clean bed, nothing is old or worn out and the doona is warm and cozy. How many of you that live at home have your mum wash your bed sheets and shit? It must be great.

>>24271

Sounds like you're having a shit day today

>>24245

I know a flip and first glance you'd think he's an abo

Good morning NEETs. Up early, haven't caught up with the overnight posts yet. I am going to take doggo for his walk now. It is pretty cold outside. I think I will wear my headband to stop my ears from hurting. First time I will have worn it, feeling a bit nervous. I think it is a womens one.

>>24280

Hope the doggo ain't cold

Also post pics if the ear muffs

>>24271

Posts like these are what I always want to wake up to.

Good morning friends.

>>24280

>>24283

>>24284

Morning.

>>24277

leave a present for the cleaning lady

>>24284

That's a very short skirt this morning karen, some people might get the wrong impression or have carnal thoughts about you.

testicle cowboy

>>24289

toenail broth

A typical poo Louie salad consists of poo meat, hard boiled poo, tomato, asparagus, cucumber and is served on a bed of poo with a poo dressing based on mayonnaise, poo sauce and poo on the side. Some recipes include poo and scallions.

Time for a poo.

>>24293

My cat absolutely detested ants and would recoil from food in disgust if ants had been in the area

>>24277

>>24283

>>24284

>>24285

>>24287

Good morning Boys.

>>24294

My dog doesn't always eat all his food at night so sometimes his bowl is covered with them. I throw it out the back for the birds and then he starts nibbling around it.

I don't get what that's about.

>>24295

How's the day find you?

I am back from the walk with Doggo. We passed one normie, an older woman. I said good morning to her and she said good morning back.

>>24281

I actually went to take a picture of myself wearing the headband - just the back of my head showing - but while trying to do it I saw the back of my head in the mirror and there was a little bald spot there and I became too distressed to take the picture. Feeling worried now. Bot sure if a bald spot like that is normal or not.

>>24291

gaseous swamp

>>24298

>and she said good morning back.

When that happens I usually get a good vibe and it brightens up my day.

That spot might just be your cowlick.

>>24297

The day finds me pretty good. Not great but I've been worse. Thanks for asking. How are you?

>>24299

taint blister

>>24300

I wouldn't say it brightened up my day. I would much rather not encounter anyone on my walks. It wasn't the end of the world either though.

>>24303

Savages.

I think I will go do my dumbbell biceps curls now. I think I will increase the weight from 20kg to 22.5kg.

>>24301

Not too bad at the moment. Just had a shower and am about to get ready to go do the volunteering.

Was planning on going a bit earlier so I could go to the shops to get some more mints.

I dont need to be there til 9:30, although there is no real starting time.

>>24302

That one actually got me.

Touche.

>>24304

A kind word from a stranger can make me feel ok but on the other hand if a strnger walks past and ignores my greeting or makes it obvious that they dont want to be near me that can be the start of a downward snowball thing.

>>24302

cum booger

>>24306

Go get 'em beefyNEET

>>24310

eyeball expulsion

>>24312

suction prolapse

>>24309

Strangers don't have that much power over me these days. If one ignored my greeting I would just shrug and think to myself what a grumpy old goat they were.

>>24313

Foreskin buboe

>>24307

Good luck with the volunteering today mate. Make sure you stay strong and keep away from the fast food and sugary drinks.

Bassoon is a strange instrument, it's like a bassy clarinet.

I like the tone it produces, a lot of instruments have a visceral sharpness to them or a nasally thing that I don't like.

https://youtu.be/IsYpDs_o3rU?t=2m49s

>>24314

You're one of the people that would bring on the snowball.

>>24315

gangrenous gonads

>>24316

I think I might get the mints from priceline as to not go in a food shop. Every time I go into coles I come out with an iced coffee or a coke.

>>24317

I guess that is nasally but it's not harsh like a brass instrument.

>>24318

How? He didn't say he'd ignore somebody who said hi to him.

>>24306

For every isolation exercise you must do 2x compound. Tore a bicep doing meme curls took like 3 months to heal.

>>24322

I read it wrong. I thought it said he'd ignore the greeting.

>>24323

Yeah I am just doing a few curls twice a week while I wait for my shed to be possum-proofed so I can set up my power rack.

>>24319

possum pussy

You guys think hammering is bad, they are drilling a well on the property next to me and my whole house is vibrating. Papers just fell off the shelf next to me.

>>24327

I read that as 'Pepes just fell of the shelf'

>>24326

feline penile

>>24329

penile denial

>>24328

physical copies are a good idea in case Y2K was just put on hold.

>>24328

let the pepes hit the floor

let the pepes hit the floor

let the pepes hit the floor

let the pepes hit the

doink doink

FLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>24327

I empathise, but a hammer at 1am is still worse than an earthquake at 9am.

>>24331

Actually, talking about that.

I read ages ago about how in the early 1800's (I think) the Northern Lights could be seen in Tennessee. It was from a high level of solar flares. Apparently we are over due for another one but I'm not real sure how they can justify that statement.

Anyway, it said that when/if that happened today everything electronic within that range would fuck up due to so much electricity in the atmosphere.

The sun can kill the internet.. and then we can be free.

>>24331

Would be funny to print out rare pepes and other memes and put them in an album to show to my family when im 70.

>>24333

Yeah I thought of that after I hit post. agreed.

>>24334

>and then we can be free.

That is exactly what I was thinking. I'm glad you wrote that.

>>24334

It will only kill electronics on the side of earth facing the sun, plus harddrives and motherboards in grounded metal cases are very tough to kill. Big antennas like cell towers and radio stations would be hit the hardest.

My mental health and mood seem to have improved lately. I legit think /ausneets/ is responsible. Thank you all for your friendship and support.

>>24338

Harddrives are also a magnetic storage whereas sd cards use an electric field. The energy from the sun might produce enough electric field to kill sds but I doubt it would have the magnetic "purchase" to flip bits on a harddrive. I look forward to seeing if im right.

>>24337

For me it would be more like "grandpa what did you do when you were middle-aged".

Also I would have no children or grandchildren.

FUUCCKK

15mins late to leave and was supposed to leave early to get mints.

>>24342

You are a mess.

>>24342

sort yourself out

>>24342

>tfw breath not refreshed

>>24273

I wouldn't be too down about things. How do you know they moved on to greener pastures? You don't.

We live in a really fucked up time and for so many young men not just in the online space there really isn't much to strive towards or bother trying to achieve. Things are not what they should be but at the end of the day you have to live the life that you want to live.

I would not be jealous of the normies in any way however. You're making assumptions about 'behind behind' - But ask yourself, do you really want to be in your late 20s and married to your 4/10 wife who gets fatter and fatter each year, with 2 whinging kids who just spend all day in front of the iPad because your wife is too lazy to raise them properly? All of a sudden their jobs aren't as appealing when 90% of their wage goes to an overhanging mortgage above their head and other shit leaving them with nothing to spend their money on.

I can come up with a thousand and one other examples. I know normies who are rich, successful in careers, have hot gfs - It's not what it seems behind closed doors. From my experiences the people who have the best lives are the people who you see the least of and are the most on the downlow and chill about everything, not the types you'd get jealous of.

So you may feel like you're getting left behind, but ask yourself - left behind for what? That is to imply that you want to be where they are at right now in the current. Do you?

>>24347

How the fuck is this newsworthy? Seriously angry ex-employees telling their bosses and co-workers to fuck off?

I witnessed some guy come into Bunnings and tip a massive display shelf over as he stormed out (presumably quitting) a few months ago.

I guess

>news.com.au

>>24348

Yeah, they've been reporting Fair Work Comission hearings every couple of days for a few weeks now.

>>24348

Probably just News Ltd's way of making sure the guy never works again.

>>24349

Those washed up failed Journalism stacies seriously need to get something better to report on. I reckon your average NEET here could put together better stories that people would actually find interesting and engaging.

It blows my mind how these shitty news sites even have budgets big enough to hire these useless people, surely there is some shitty algorithm they can just use to rehash whatever Associated Press puts out with their own little faggoty late 20s conversational-sort-of-writing-and-reporting-really-like-informal reporting style.

>go to job agency meeting

>turns out the lady who I've been assigned to is a bitchy mum type

>>24352

>2 days

That's nothing.

Had a pretty weird feel the other day

>waiting at the docs

>huge mom with 7 year old girl infront of me

>talking about food

>but mom If I cant eat cheerios what will I have for breakfast

>…i don't know we'll figure something out

>she can't think of any breakfast that isn't sugar and empty carbs

>I keep my mouth shut

>kid is obviously there because parents can't into nutrition

>tfw mad

My parents fed me shit food when I was young too, really lucky im as healthy as I am. I wanted to kidnap her and cook her good food tbh.

>>24353

Which type do you think would be best? I had a young fat girl once who was pretty nice.

>>24356

>I had a young fat girl once who was pretty nice.

There was a lady like that there who I was hoping would be the one I had to see. There was also a Maori women who was dealing with someone else that seemed pretty nice.

Apparently you're not allowed to go on Aus Study if you've already got some type of qualification? Am I fucked because I have a certificate 2 in retail from some pre-employment course from 6 years ago?

>>24359

I think you are only fucked if the qualification you have is tertiary level.

>>24355

I went to sleep last night hoping there'd be a happening today. I turn on the TV to see another school-shooting in the US. Numerous fatalities apparently. The shooter, an Hispanic has been arrested.

>>24361

I think you mean white Hispanic, bigot.

>>24362

>white Hispanic

>white

ugh fucking white people shootin' up schools

>>24364

The new pineapple should cut down on counterfeiting. At least for a while.

>>24364

They're switching to Polymer? About time, that paper shit just gets shredded so easily.

>>24366

>slowpoke.jpg

>>24366

>polymer

Have fun with the money giving you an estrogen injection every time you touch it.

>>24367

My sincere apologies for not keeping up to date with American currency news.

I barely know what's going on in this country most of the time.

>>24369

Who was talking about American currency?

>>24366

>>24368

We've been using polymer notes since something like 98.

>>24371

use bitcoins boomer babby

>>24373

What is this post?

>>24371

>>24370

>>24374

Alright guys, I just had a brainlet moment and assumed that since the top story was about America, the bottom would be. Because school shootings in America aren't really news to anyone else at this point.

>>24377

I deleted my Facebook 5 years ago, never had a twitter or anything else. I tried making a twitter some months ago, but it's pointless if you're a friendless NEET.

>>24377

I remember quitting facebook in 2008 after the funded by cia thing.

>>24381

NSA PRISM thing you mean? Yeah spooky.

>>24383

Nah this was some schitzo on youtube, long before the real spooky stuff came out. Can't say he was wrong though.

>>24381

I don't know how people can willingly use Facebook when literally everything you do on that site goes into permanent archives. Facebook was even looking into cold storing all the information they've got on Blu-rays.

>>24385

Heh I remember that, the disks themselves were rated for 1000 years. And a big jukebox thing to quickly read and write them. Easily 2PB a rack. One day I will splurge for a second 4tb so I can backup my anime and jpegs.

>>24378

Nothing wrong with any of that.

My doggo chewed up another blue-tongue lizard he found in the backyard. Once again it was left up to me to put it out of its misery. I decapitated it with a sharp rock. An ugly business. I wish my dog didn't attack everything he sees.

>>24386

>the disks themselves were rated for 1000 years

They gotta build that shit out of depleted uranium or something.

>>24386

>buying 4TB HDD's

Aren't the death rates on them double? Hope you've got a RAID setup.

>>24389

1000 years in a tempature and humidity controlled enviroment, I have had dvds erased by a bit of sunlight hitting them.

>>24390

You might be thinking of 3TB, i remember those being absolute garbage according to people who bought them. Wouldn't suprise me though, mine is a wd green 4tb so If any 4tb is shit it's probably mine. No raid to speak of, would like to have 2 copies of everything though.

I have never had a single HDD die on me in all my years of competering.

>>24392

Now you've said it, what do you think is about to happen?

Odd request…

Does anybody happen to have a copy of a screenshot of a webcam show with a fat asian woman crying and all the chat text saying things like "there's a whale on the bed"

>>24393

Absolutely nothing.

>>24392

It's not like the failure rates of HDD's is super high on anything aside from the older Seagate HDD's which I think had something like a 14% failure rate when data centres would use them. Most HDD's you're not looking at more than maybe 5%, but if you're doing it for back up purposes then you're going to want to get the lowest failure rate possible which I think HGST HDD's are king of, but they're expensive as fuck because they're built to minimize chance of failure.

I have been trying to recover my 500gig with like 500$ dogecoin on it. Worked last time I plugged it in.

>>24392

Same.

>>24392

I've had a few close calls, but mostly because of me spilling beer on my computer.

I've had a few power brick failures in the day, though. Along with a motherboard or two. RIP.

I've had 2 laptops die but desktops have all been fine

>>24400

Good desktops are pretty much immortal. Maybe power supply blows after 10 years but they usually end up in the trash before they die.

>>24401

Yeah I always buy $50 shitboxes from Gumtree and they last forever. It's always a case of me moving and selling them for $20 and then just picking up another for $50 as oppose to them dying. Run great.

Never understood normies whinging about muh specs and muh hardware. I have one upstairs from 2005 which still runs multiple web browsers, photoshope tc. all simultaneously just fine.

Today I am dressed like the virgin from the virgin walk meme.

>>24403

If you are aware of this why do you still do it?

>>24403

I am wearing a charcoal suit with burgandy suspenders.

>>24404

Why wouldn't I? The look suits me.

>>24405

Are you the wagie the girls in the office don't make eye contact with?

>>24407

I am.

>>24409

I forgot to spoiler again

>>24409

FFS

>>24409

Must have been quite dense for it to sink.

"hey wagie, what are you looking at?"

"oh just some guys turd"

>>24412

I was playing the titanic theme song while I was shitting

>>24413

That's not a nice way to talk about your boss.

>>24343

The whole day has been one, was driving like a dick. Couldn't pay attention to shit, got to volunteering and did fuck all except print out a form for mobility allowance.

Went to woolies on the way home though and got some mints, coffee pods, dog food and dinner for a few days.

Got two different pre made stir fry's from the butcher. They smell good.

>>24416

>mobility allowance

They said I could apply for that but you need to get your GP to fill it out and I was too embarrassed to ask since I had to claim I was unable to use public transport because of my anxiety which was a bit of a stretch.

>>24416

You might be having sugar withdrawals.

>>24347

>>24348

My mate, after nine years of working with them, took his uniforms, burned them in the carpark, took pics of it and posted it on their facebook page.

Pretty sure they just left them there and he ended up taking it down because he was worried that it might make it hard to get another job if a potential employer went through his facebook.

>>24355

>kid is obviously there because parents can't into nutrition

kids come about from bad diets?

>>24372

might as well walk in to a shop with a handfull of tazo's

>>24377

I have a facebook that I haven't used in at least 5 years, I dont know the password for it

Good morning neetibuddies

Well, good afternoon actually. I took NEET's recommendation of Notes From Underground and liked it, moved onto A Dream of a Ridiculous Man and liked it as well, and tried reading The Brothers Karamazov a few days ago. I've come to a total impasse of boredom and irritation with how long the book is taking to get to the point of the thing, fifty pages into the story and I can't pick up on any kind of meaningful message or theme, nor is the book particularly interesting to read.

Additionally, I've been playing around with facemorphs and after a lot of mirror-searching I'm certain I would be much more attractive with a thicker neck. Maybe Ryan ghosted me because of my inferior neck circumference? Women should be legally obligated to give honest feedback to the men they reject, I hate not knowing where I went wrong. I'd rather hear "you're too ugly to ever get a gf, sorry" than get ghosted. Anyway, I'm going to start each day by laying with my head over the side of my bed and doing neck-ups.

I am so bored of neeting. I can only exercise once each day, there are only so many movies to watch and I don't know how to fill the rest of my time. I need a project.

What are you neeties doing today?

>>24388

This is a bad post.

>>24425

>I took NEET's recommendation of Notes From Underground and liked it

That was me! Glad you enjoyed it.

>>24426

Why?

>>24418

There's a section for physically fucked and psychologically fucked

>tfw I win at both

>>24428

dead blue tongue and bad mannered pup

>>24419

This seriously might be it, my stomach hurt so much this morning and walking through woolies I grabbed a soft drink twice and had to put it back.

>>24425

I'm done for today, think I'll just play video games and do nothing.

>>24432

I hope they do that and then I can give them my 3 med folders and sue them for misconduct

it's a NEETstreat to NEETstreet

>>24430

That is three he has killed since we've been here. I wish I could get him to stop but he is just following his instincts I guess. Doggo gonna dog.

>>24425

I don't read literary novels I find them slow and pretentious.

>>24435

I trained my dog when he was a pup with mice to only kill them when I said so. He's still overly forceful but sometimes he catches them, takes them outside, plays with them, then lets them go.

Cant win.

>>24436

Sophistication and maturity is a passing phase. You'll grow out of it.

Craving soft drinks something chronic, don't even have cordial.

>>24439

I can't tell if I've just been insulted or not.

>>24425

>I'd rather hear "you're too ugly to ever get a gf, sorry" than get ghosted

That sounds reasonable, but there's a fair amount of guys who get unreasonably mad when they're rejected and just give back a torrent of shit. The old "I never wanted your ass anyway" deal.

>>24440

Have a coffee.

>>24441

Lower yourself to my level and you will understand; Til then, I bid you adieu.

>>24443

Good thinking.

>>24444

I still can't tell.

>>24439

People often mistake my jadedness for maturity.

>>24446

Even lower.

>>24447

What was in it?

>>24449

I don't think I can.

>>24450

4 weetbix

3 eggs

table spoon of honey

3 bananas

cup of whey protein

Saves time and washing up, I always prefer to drink my calories anyway. Back when I was a wagie the only way I could get through things was by having a big furnace with a veggie shake and then a protein/carb shake later on. Could never live off shitty wagie sandwiches and stuff.

>>24452

Shakes are the true NEETfood, everything else takes way too much effort to eat.

>>24452

I can't do raw eggs. Just knowing they are in there closes my throat.

>>24453

tell em fam

>>24453

that seems like effort to prepare.

>>24454

That's what the bananas and honey is there for, to sweeten it out.

>>24351

If it's any consolation, I've heard that News Corp treat their employees like shit, including pay rates.

>>24425

>Women should be legally obligated to give honest feedback to the men they reject,

Bad idea. They don't know what they want. The best sources of advice for this sort of thing are men who used to be bad at getting women and got better. Read https://therationalmale.com/ to get yourself in a better head space

>>24359

You can't get the $500+ pay rate for long-term unemployed Just the student income $438 rate.

>>24460

How can something be so simultaneously thick and crunchy, and watery/pathetic?

>>24461

This is true, women don't know what they want. Ever been on a date and asked her what she'd like to do or go eat at?

Women give men shitty haircuts, shitty clothing advice and shitty relationship advice.

I remember all the girls in my year in year 12 saying in one class how muscular men are unattractive and have small dicks blah blah then this new guy came who juiced at 17 (lol) and they were all over him.

Domino's chocolate thickshakes are pretty good.

>>24466

>Ever been on a date

N-no.

>>24467

I still haven't tried them, how much are they?

I don't think they count as a soft drink.

>>24469

They are about $6 each I think. They are very unhealthy.

Giving up alcohol for Lent.

This already sucks.

>>24471

Stay strong. you will feel amazing by the end.

>>24471

Good on you mate.

>>24470

>$6 each

I cant justify spending that much on a drink, I'm a tight cunt.

wet fart from out of nowhere

>>24475

Lovely

>>24443

Coffee went down well, cheers for the tip

>>24477

You're welcome. I hope it improves your mood.

>>24477

Also a good replacement for food if you're hungry and trying not to eat. Remember to drink it black for better absorption.

>>24478

I feel heaps better, I think I'll get some cordial, forgot to get it at the shops before and dont want to go out again.

>>24479

I'm not trying not to eat really, just craving soft drinks.

>>24461

You might think this a good idea until a girl wants feedback after you reject her

>>24480

>cordial

It is just pure sugar. You may as well just buy soft drinks.

>>24481

I don't think too many of the NEETs would ever reject a girl.

>>24483

The day will come

>>24481

You should give a girl feedback when you do. Guys often too.

Usually it's just a "too fat", "too clingy", "your jealously is out of control to the point where you need to control my interactions with friends and family and that just isn't tolerable, I can't deal with that lack of trust and the implicit guilt you're projecting on me", or "too tall".

>>24485

>"too tall"

A girl told me I was too tall when I answered an ad for a room in a sharehouse.

>>24486

I got rejected because I wasn't fat enough, once.

That was weird.

>>24487

How fat are you?

>>24488

At the time I wasn't fat at all, so that'd explain it. Maybe I'd have a chance now.

>>24487

>tfw no gf that's smart enough to understand why women should want girthful men

>>24485

>It's not you I just think we should rape other people

>>24489

>hey bby let me clean out your fridge tonight

>>24493

Why?

>>24377

Facebook - Insecure, waning in popularity anyway.

Instagram - No idea but it's owned by Facebook so not using

Snapchat - Android/iOS only and seems oddly niche, also insecure

Twitter - Actually useful for news and getting deals, the only one I use.

>>24496

What are these "deals" you get?

>>24486

Your kind are not welcome in the fortress.

>>24496

>Twitter - Actually useful for news and getting deals, the only one I use.

I agree with this, I do not use it for tweeting out my opinion but for contact companies. Companies normally have an employee dedicated to social media and generally respond fairly quickly.

>>24493

That doesn't look too bad, I'm going to download it in a while, no point now because they'll all be camera footage and shit.

>>24501

I never watch cams. People who do are kind of sad.

>>24497

I follow ozbargain twitter, humble bundle and mydeal.

>>24502

Sometimes when I go through the list I see cam footage versions that have 1000's of seeders. As if that many people cant wait a month til there is a better version.

>>24502

The quality does detract from the viewing experience

>>24493

It's going to flop here. I don't think people are going to be interested in the narrative of an all-black nation, plus it's another capeshit movie.

>>24505

I don't download versions with hardcoded gook subs either, even if they are the only version available. I will wait.

>>24499

What happened to the neet with the flip online gf he met through ff online?

Disaster almost struck me today NEETs. I was at work, pissing into a toilet because of my shy bladder, and I indulged myself a fart while I painted my piss art. But behind the fart was a steady stream of diarrhoea that I pinched the pipe on in the nick of time with icy terror shooting up my spine. This blocked the pee tube for long enough that I could retract my dick from through my fly and sit down on the pot with my pants dry. This ordeal has left me exhausted but very glad I'm not fired.

>>24509

You would get a big compensation payout if you got fired for having a toilet accident caused by an illness.

>>24509

That seemed really strange for a bit.

I thought you were saying you were sitting having a piss and then when you were about to have the runs you had to take your pants off.

>>24511

Yeah, if you're going into a cubicle, you might as well sit down and relax.

>>24512

Just think about how many other dirty arses have been on that seat though.

>>24513

That's why I shit in the hand basin.

>>24513

Lay toilet paper out on the seat?

Are executive-sized NEETs named so in order to follow the saying "Large and in charge"?

>>24513

I choose to give coworkers the benefit of the doubt that their arses aren't a leper's weeping sore behind and just sit down.

None of this squatting over the toilet, bringing baby wipes or covering it all with a TP layer nonsense.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/food-warnings/cocoa-craze-goes-wrong-cadbury-recalls-cult-caramilk-bars-due-to-safety-issue/news-story/06a2bbdbd6e884a638d8a8aae34c99a1

Hehehe the chocolate that people bought heaps of, now probably have to return the product, as people may not want to pay $10 for chocolate with added plastic

>>24517

>covering it all with a TP layer nonsense.

Enjoy your cold toilet seat

>>24517

Once you get more than a couple chinks and pajeets in your office, the cubicles have more shit and piss around the toilet than in it.

>>24520

Once that happens, then you're exempt.

>>24519

I bring my own body warmth to the party.

>>24521

>I bring my own body warmth to the party.

Us cold blooded NEETs like to protect ourselves and use more toilet paper that we are not paying for.

>>24517

>He doesn't squat to shit

>>24513

That thought is why I always have a wank after.

>>24523

I want a portable toilet stool so I can squat on the go.

>>24516

They weren't but that works.

>>24522

You get more value for money using all that free heat.

>>24527

I think it makes perfect sense for our hierarchy

Feeling irritable today.

>>24533

I don't know why but drugs and alcohol have never done it for me. Food is the only thing that has brought me comfort.

>>24535

I wish you sold cheesecakes and wicked wings Dan.

>>24537

I'd rather a 4 pack of almond magnums and a kilo of sliced silverside.

Do any of you guys use any skin care creams?

I've noticed myself ageing a little bit more than I'd have liked and seem to be losing that youthful look.

There seems so much shit out there and I have quite oily skin, any recommendations? People really seem to get obsessed and minmax this shit each with differing opinions so haven't found much of a consensus.

>>24538

Congratulations on your progress towards the Nurgle 2018 fussed/fuzzed to a chair competition

>>24539

I have resigned myself to aging. I will not resort to any women's shit to try and fight it.

>>24541

I think you can cure just about any concern, Dan.

>>24542

I get what you're saying, I feel like I shoudl put some effort in. I don't want to look like some washed up wagie bogan when I'm in my 20s.

>>24543

Put effort in, but do not go beyond what is reasonable and what is masculine. Excessive concern about appearance is a feminine trait.

>>24539

use sunblock summer and just use a moisterizer before going out. Drink lots of water, especially if you have an oily face (which is good because oily faces do not age as fast as dry ones). Cut back on alcohol to keep hydrated. Exercise regularly.

Speaking of sunblock though, I'm burnt again. This is the second or third time this year. Just mainly the back of the neck from mowing the lawn at 10am. Fucking sun is brutal this time of year.

>>24539

Yes, but mostly just to combat my dumb seasonal eczema.

Your best combatants against aging are not being fat, not mass-abusing drugs, and not staying in the sun.

>>24545

Yeah I don't go out without sunblock at all these days. Had enough of being burned for a lifetime.

>>24536

You could make some brandied cherries or butterscotch schnapps

>>24539

no except I have some steroid cream I put on my hands for eczema

>>24546

>not being fat, not mass-abusing drugs, and not staying in the sun.

oops

>>24550

Don't worry, being cool and wizened is its own reward.

I have been thinking about letting go of material concerns and becoming a big fat hermit type character. I would dress in robes and become a well known local eccentric.

>>24552

I say go for it.

Course you'll get the odd callout as a loser or just bafflement, but that's part of the fun.

>>24553

I think playing a character instead of being your (hated) self would make you immune to the usual insults and feels.

Felt a bit off colour today NEETs.

>>24555

NEET flu going round

>>24555

I hope you feel better mate.

>>24552

I believe in you NEET. Become a local star.

>>24555

What colour did you feel?

>>24556

I hope not, don't want any kind of flu, I had it once when I was a kid and thought I was going to die.

>>24556

Thanks

>>24558

It's a brown-sluggish kind of feel, a general malaise.

>>24559

My only concern about becoming an eccentric fat man in robes is what my mother would think and how it would embarrass her.

>>24559

I didn't know who that was until you mentioned them.

>>24559

I always enjoy seeing people be ruined and disgraced in a very public fashion.

>>24559

I could give a rats ass about any politics tbh

>>24564

I find myself caring about it much less than I used to.

Went to the pub for dinner. Had a beef schnitzel with a lemon wedge, and a beer.

>>24566

Did you talk to anyone?

>>24566

>beef schnitzel

The worst kind of schnitzel. Still okay though.

>>24567

Only to order and say thank you when my food was delivered.

The girl behind the bar said she liked my suit.

Probably stood out because I live in a ghetto.

>>24569

Did you eat at the counter or was this in some kind of restaurant area?

>>24570

There was a dining area.

They do serve meals in the front bar, but that's a bit rough.

>>24571

You should have eaten at the bar and offered chips to the blokes around you and made some fair dinkum friends.

>>24563

I share these interests

>>24573

I'd like to know how Barnababy managed to root not one, but two, women. Apparently consensually.

>>24575

I also like how it's the secret that everyone knew but didn't want to publish is collapsing around the tele

>>24577

Same way they ran cold on Shorten's rape. VicPol actually moved to charge him and the DPP shut it down.

>>24566

I am too ashamed and embarrassed to eat out alone.

>>24572

>fair dinkum friends

that's a euphemism for turbo normie

>>24580

I don't understand what you mean.

>>24582

That one is an obvious closet case.

>>24552

>dress in robes

let go of all material possessions.

>>24559

I don't care about it

>>24568

nah mate, cant beat a beef schnitty with dianne or mushroom gravy

>>24574

Nobody knows that feel, they'd think you're a spastic and not talk to you if you offered them food.

>>24588

Just have a steak m8.

>>24590

I don't know, I pretty easily become people's friends when they offer me food.

>>24591

that works as well but I like the crispy batter

parmys sauce on them are good too

>>24593

>I like the crispy batter

That only works as a means to tart up a cheap and shit piece of meat. A good Porterhouse or T-Bone steak is miles better than some shitty old steak fried in breadcrumb batter.

>>24594

But it ruins the cost/satisfaction ratio

>>24596

Have a coffee.

>>24596

>Should I breathe tonight?

>>24596

No. Have two.

>>24595

I no longer care about cost with my food. It is the only thing I enjoy so I may as well have the best.

>>24601

manual asphyxiation is so much better though

>tfw actually depressed now

>>24602

I learned auto.

>>24604

What's bothering you Amigo?

>>24603

Do you have enough money to fund that type of suicide adventure?

>>24605

You have to know how to work a stick just right to do manual

Being on a diet kills my brain. Gives me brain fog and lack of motivation. Very difficult to live like this for long periods. But have to lose weight.

>>24604

Hang in there, buddy. It'll pay off.

I've taken to writing reminders on myself so that I'll snap out of it when I just absent mindedly head for a snack.

>tfw actually impressed with my effort today, still actually refreshed and moderately blessed

>>24611

Err, for >>24610

>>24607

Get a centrelink loan

>>24613

Kek that would have been good advice for him

>>24614

Is meme real?

>>24612

Well done mate.

>>24609

I wish you luck on your adventure and hope you become king of the executive sized NEETs

>>24617

Thanks m8

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/cosmetic-surgery/more-men-having-breast-reduction-surgery-to-treat-man-boobs/news-story/63c53735fc7b813395506a35fcd441e4

Why do the executives sized among us need this unnecessary surgery?

>>24616

I've got a stoner coworker who abuses loans like crazy to get out of tight spots, but apparently they cracked down on it.

>>24619

Speaking of vapid unnecessary shit, I've been thinking about getting a penis extender. Third parties like Healthline say they work, albeit fairly long term and you'll be wearing it for 6 hours a day.

>>24621

>penis extender

sounds stupid. How big is your penis to start with?

>>24622

Average, but I'm like 6'2" and it's bent like a u-pipe facing the south pole. It's like I've got WaLuigi's symbol stapled to my groin, so even at attention it's like the world's saddest water spout.

Healthline and friends did say it treats curvature too. So that'd be nice. Ultimately it's entirely for vanity reasons.

>>24623

How many people have ever seen your erect penis?

>>24624

Just prostitutes. But those guys charge a pretty triple digits anyway and it's exactly as sad and vapid an affair.

>>24624

Hopefully we will.