NEET General #31 - Bruce Edition NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:17:25 No. 22685
Why do you think the name Bruce went out of fashion NEETs? Is your name fashionable?
Previous Thread: >>21937
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:19:59 No. 22690
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:20:51 No. 22692
>>22690
You coming to the BBQ?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:21:00 No. 22693
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:21:04 No. 22694
My name is a good autist name
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:21:20 No. 22695
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:21:28 No. 22696
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:21:30 No. 22697
>>22694
Then I'm bad autist neet
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:21:52 No. 22698
>>22696
Simon isn't a neet
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:22:00 No. 22699
>>22695
That's a shame. We are catering on an executive scale for Executive NEETs.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:22:35 No. 22700
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:22:38 No. 22701
>>22696
simon says have a wank
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:22:58 No. 22702
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:22:58 No. 22703
>>22701
Dan says have a goon
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:23:33 No. 22704
>>22700
The BBQ will be strictly drug free.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:26:27 No. 22705
>>22704
does the b stand for boring?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:26:54 No. 22706
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:28:11 No. 22707
>>22706
>During the application Ms Lancaster was physically sick and vomited, telling the court she had been ill during the week.
Hmmm
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:28:18 No. 22708
>>22706
>giving money to women under any circumstance
You deserve to be scammed if you're that stupid.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:29:05 No. 22709
>>22705
Are we having a BBBQ?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:29:11 No. 22710
>>22706
Being a Monaro fag I might of been caught by this by this bitch had I had some courage to go on dating sites
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:29:38 No. 22711
>>22708
houseki no kuni is a real gem for reaction images
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:30:25 No. 22712
>>22707
If I was in court I'd probably be queesey from the stress
>TFW unstressed
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:32:04 No. 22713
>>22706
Jokes on women I have no money or assets to be scammed out of
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:32:59 No. 22714
>>22711
It is also a nice show.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:32:59 No. 22715
>>22713
I have a goon bag
I hope toasties don't take it
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:36:17 No. 22716
What is everyone drinking
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:36:37 No. 22717
DSP NEETs are very vulnerable to these roastie scammers.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:37:22 No. 22718
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:39:54 No. 22720
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:40:18 No. 22721
>>22717
That's why they need a generous non disabled neet to manage their vast finances for them
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:40:43 No. 22722
>>22700
typical south aussie
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:41:57 No. 22723
>>22721
>tfw no DSP gf to manage her funds
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:42:42 No. 22724
>>22714
Dont go overboard.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:42:53 No. 22725
>>22718
>>22720
Have a goon
>>22722
I'm Monaro tbh
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:43:19 No. 22726
What fast food should I get
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:44:05 No. 22727
>>22724
I liked it, wasn't amazing but wasn't bad.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:44:57 No. 22728
>>22717
These roastie scammers flock to me, all it takes is a perspective change to see that DSPneets have all the power.
I string them along and pretend I'm too retarded to give them credit card details.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:45:10 No. 22729
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:45:29 No. 22730
>>22725
>I'm Monaro tbh
>holden fag
typical south aussie
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:45:57 No. 22731
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:46:26 No. 22732
>>22726
this >>22729 is a good answer go to barnacle bills or a little one and get a scollop pack
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:46:43 No. 22733
>tfw ate a couple too many tim tams
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:46:50 No. 22734
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:47:43 No. 22735
>>22732
I don't have them here
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:47:45 No. 22736
>>22728
Do you send them many dick pics?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:48:08 No. 22737
>>22733
I've been eating some choc mint ones
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:48:24 No. 22738
>>22730
Monaro is a region of NSW
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:48:44 No. 22739
>>22733
How many did you eat in total? If it was less than a packet I don't want to hear your complaining. You are probably not even executive sized.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:49:05 No. 22740
>>22736
Yeah then say sorry, that was the wrong pic.
Then you send a pic of your credit cards but make sure that it's too blurry to see anything.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:50:22 No. 22742
>>22738
Monaro's a type of coupe v8 mate
you dont know what the fuck you're on about aye
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:50:23 No. 22743
>>22727
I thought it was pretty amazing. Tied for Made in Abyss for aoty for me.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:50:59 No. 22744
>>22741
get a viet rip start lad
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:51:00 No. 22745
>>22737
I got a couple of the new meme packets to try
The Iced Coffee ones are alright (although not as good as the three bean ones woolies sold a couple of years back) but the Turkish Delight ones were a real disappointment. I haven't tried the mint ones before, but I'm not a huge fan of mint in general.
>>22739
6 or so from one packet and two from the other. I don't have the skill to become an executive
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:51:54 No. 22746
>>22745
I tried the coconut and lychee ones last week, they were ok. mostly just coconut flavour though.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:53:53 No. 22747
>>22740
Do they compliment you when you send the dick pic?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:54:05 No. 22748
>>22742
Well what do you can the area south of canberra, east of Gundagai , west of the south coast and north of the east riverina
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:55:17 No. 22750
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:55:28 No. 22751
Fuck it maccas and 4 mc doubled and a frozen coke it is
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:55:30 No. 22752
>>22749
b-but i am shit posting
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:55:51 No. 22753
>>22750
I said South of Canberra
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:56:16 No. 22754
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:57:35 No. 22755
>>22751
Why not just order a mcocto?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:57:49 No. 22756
>>22749
How do you know it's a shitpost?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:58:11 No. 22757
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:59:05 No. 22758
Why can't the internet still be fun
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 06:59:31 No. 22759
>>22758
The internet was never fun, you were just a retard when you were younger.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:01:21 No. 22760
>>22757
>>22756
NEETs aren't smart enough to scam anyone.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:02:57 No. 22761
>>22757
I think this question deserves further discussion.
We have to get to the bottom of this.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:03:10 No. 22762
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:03:20 No. 22763
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:04:21 No. 22764
>>22759
No, it was fun. You could actually talk to people and have fun shitposting, now it's all just the bad type of shitposting and arguing about politics.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:04:36 No. 22765
>>22759
>when you were younger.
implying we grew out of that.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:04:56 No. 22767
>>22764
hence.. /ausneets/
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:05:58 No. 22768
>>22767
/ausneets/ doesn't have enough variety for me to browse it 24/7 so it is not fun
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:06:24 No. 22769
>>22768
What do we need to do to spice it up?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:07:25 No. 22770
>>22766
That is a very comfy Pepe.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:07:45 No. 22771
>>22769
We can't spice it up because that would require having more people which will inevitably turn it into the rest of the internet.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:10:15 No. 22772
>>22768
?
this confuses and irritates me.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:12:19 No. 22773
>>22771
Should we all develop personality disorders or something?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:12:57 No. 22774
missus heard me whingeing about making videos for you guys so she got me this.
so really she got it for you.
I need to get a sdcard before I can test it out but it looks pretty cool, it has a mount so now I can film while driving around (when I work out how to use it)
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:14:55 No. 22775
>>22772
Yes.
>>22773
Every NEET here must develop a tulpa to enhance the board quality.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:17:35 No. 22777
>>22776
That's only two, you said 4
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:17:37 No. 22778
>>22776
yum, makes me want to go get burgers
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:17:59 No. 22779
>>22774
Nice, I've got a cheap gookpro myself takes okay videos.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:18:02 No. 22780
>>22774
Sounds great mate. What a good missus.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:18:22 No. 22781
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:19:02 No. 22782
>>22774
I'm jealous of you because you've got a qt nice missus who cares about you.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:20:41 No. 22783
>>22777
My card sometimes gets fucky with maccas and only had $5 in cash
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:21:50 No. 22784
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:22:50 No. 22785
>>22784
this is the only board I have, when the gen slows down i go to nerve centre but I hate everything else on this whole site now.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:23:23 No. 22786
>>22784
>tfw haven't closed the gen tab in a week
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:24:10 No. 22787
>>22783
I hate it when people's eftpos machines are fucky. I keep thinking they've put me on cashless welfare by flagging my bank account or something.
>>22785
I'm pretty much the same. I sometimes browse /v/ but the site has become something almost foreign so I just stick to here.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:25:54 No. 22788
>>22787
Biggest issue with me is my bank is a regional one and I moved so. I can't ask for a new card
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:26:14 No. 22789
>>22779
yeah, I'm a bit skeptical of how good they will come out but I doubt it will be much worse than my phone and at least this probably wont overheat every couple minutes.
>>22780
>>22782
yeah, she's a winner. I actually got it like 5 hours ago but was weighing up whether to show you and say that the missus got it.
I remember how even hearing that shit used to upset me when I was >tfw no gf and >tfw how the fuck do you even into gf?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:28:39 No. 22790
>>22789
I think it is safe to talk about the missus here. We seem to have matured somehow over the last few months. I don't quite understand how it has happened.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:28:47 No. 22791
>>22789
>I remember how even hearing that shit used to upset me when I was >tfw no gf
>tfw imagined how nice it must feel to have a gf that hears you whine about not being able to make videos for random losers on the internet so she goes and buys you a camera
<tfw depressed
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:29:32 No. 22792
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>22789
The footage is pretty decent on them, here is some footage of mine from a year ago. Mines a GitUp Git2.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:30:24 No. 22793
>>22774
What a nice nigger
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:31:54 No. 22794
>>22792
Looks good quality footage.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:33:29 No. 22795
Anyone else listen to maloy
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:34:50 No. 22796
>>22793
Very poor quality comment.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:35:41 No. 22797
>>22796
Isn't he nigger gf neet
I'm just saying she is a good nigger
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:37:05 No. 22798
>>22792
that's great quality, make some more vids like these, this is cool.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:37:34 No. 22799
>>22797
Yes I believe that is black gf NEET. It is very poor taste to use a slur like that in a personal way. You can decry niggers in general, but it is another thing entirely to call someone's gf one.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:38:01 No. 22800
>>22798
Seconding. Was almost mesmerizing to watch, like first person train videos.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:38:48 No. 22801
>>22799
Its a term of endearment
I don't mean to say she's a ooga booga box nood
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:38:53 No. 22802
>>22800
>>22798
Yes I enjoyed watching it too.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:39:34 No. 22803
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:40:32 No. 22804
>>22801
Improve the quality of your posting please.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:41:08 No. 22805
Always feel weirder when on boom and it's daytime
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:42:04 No. 22806
I cannot believe she ghosted me. This is so upsetting, she should've at least told me she wasn't interested. Non-ironic REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:42:09 No. 22807
>>22804
Nigger is just an anglisation of the Latin negro which means black
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:43:10 No. 22808
>>22806
I expected it to be honest.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:43:15 No. 22809
>>22806
Really, fuck
Hit her up again
If not are we neet uping in Sydney this fri
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:43:38 No. 22810
>>22804
It's ok man, thanks but you don't need to stick your neck out.
Especially over something as prevalent as "internet racism". I sometimes call her a nigger anyway.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:44:04 No. 22811
Think I'm going to stop smoking ciggies next week if they don't put me on WFTD. Should I just go full degeneracy and until I start quitting darts and try to become a more "normal" person (less fapping, try lose weight, gain a hobby, etc)?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:44:39 No. 22812
I'm listening to the radio and its pretty good
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:44:45 No. 22813
>>22811
How many darts do you smoke per day?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:46:39 No. 22814
>>22811
Just work on the things that are making you feel worse than you could be feeling mate
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:46:41 No. 22815
>>22811
Give up darts so you can drink more goon
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:46:47 No. 22816
>>22813
Anywhere from 12 to 20. I went 36~ hours without a smoke a couple of months ago with the intention of quitting, but my mum came home with a packet for me and I caved, so I at least know what to expect in the beginning. Also plan to use DUDE WEED to help keep the cravings off while also putting me to sleep at night.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:47:35 No. 22817
Oh dear, a horrible little thought just popped into my head. You guys don't think she saw my posts in the general, do you? If she was secretly a NEET she would've seen that whole autistic mess where I begged you guys for help.
>>22808
I expected rejection but not ghosting. That's cold as fuck. Maybe I actually did something that bothered her? That's the feeling I got when she avoided eye contact after the 'date
>>22809
Stitch bar 9PM Friday for the first of many productive and entertaining Sydney neetups
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:48:04 No. 22818
>>22816
I hope you are not executive sized. You'll die.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:48:27 No. 22819
>>22816
How do people get cones
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:49:05 No. 22820
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:49:47 No. 22821
>>22817
Ask her wtf you did wrong so you know
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:52:10 No. 22822
>>22814
Everything makes me feel worse.
>>22815
Booze is something I want to stop as well, so that'll likely go too or at least become a monthly thing instead of weekly.
>>22818
>I hope you are not executive sized.
The reason I want to quit now instead of later is because I'm executive sized. I was trying to decide if I should lose weight before quitting smoking but that just means I'd be smoking for another year or two which I don't want.
>>22819
My parents smoke so I just asked them to get their friend to get more than what they normally get and gave them some gibs.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:52:42 No. 22823
>>22816
Your mum's shit, why'd she do that?
pot make me want a smoke.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:53:46 No. 22824
>>22822
>lose weight before quitting smoking
that sounds impossible.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:54:57 No. 22825
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:55:54 No. 22826
>>22822
I still struggle to comprehend that people talk with their parents about buying drugs like this.
It is like I live in a different universe.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 07:57:23 No. 22827
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:00:16 No. 22828
>>22826
My parents are half-bogans so they're pretty relaxed about alcohol and marijuana.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:00:31 No. 22829
>>22800
>>22798
>>22802
I'll make another vid on the weekend when I go out for a ride.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:01:34 No. 22830
>>22828
Were they open about it when you were young? How old were you when you first discovered they smoke dope?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:03:08 No. 22831
>>22817
I think the chance that she browses this thread are basically zero. I wouldn't worry about her ghosting you m8, most women are selfish cunts who can't even convey their feelings well. Just brush it off and try again, maybe eventually this speed dating might work out for you.
>>22821
>Ask her wtf you did wrong so you know
Women don't like telling men what they did wrong - they don't want to help men who are socially unsuccessful become better, they just want them to fail in front of them for their own amusement.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:03:21 No. 22832
>>22828
Mine are pretty straight
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:04:16 No. 22833
Wake me up when its all over
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:04:27 No. 22834
>>22810
>I sometimes call her a nigger anyway.
hot tbh
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:05:52 No. 22835
I dropped my goon glaas and it didn't shatter at all
Not even a chip
>TFW blessed
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:07:58 No. 22836
>>22810
So is it fine for me to endearingly call her a nigger
If so you tell her some racist retard from NSW thinks she's the best darkie around
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:08:20 No. 22837
>>22830
I knew at like 12-13, but they didn't get open about it until 16-17 when I was obviously smoking it occasionally because the only friends I had were DUDE WEED bogans. This was literally the first time they bought for me, I asked a year ago and they said no back then.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:08:51 No. 22838
>>22837
>I asked a year ago and they said no back then
Why did they say no?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:09:25 No. 22839
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:10:27 No. 22840
>>22838
I guess they hadn't given up on me yet.
>>22839
Almost 23.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:12:21 No. 22841
>>22839
sherlockneet does not strike again
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:14:26 No. 22842
drugs are banned in /ausneet/. Goon is bad enough, we can't have our NEETs high on wacky tabacky and other jewish devils.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:15:26 No. 22843
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:16:04 No. 22844
I haven't eaten since yesterday morning.
I had a mcfeast small meal which is the burger, small chips and diet coke and 3 mcdoubles. Cost $11 altogether
That was lunch, doubt I have to eat anything for dinner.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:16:22 No. 22845
>>22842
There is literally nothing wrong with Jews.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:16:52 No. 22846
>>22840
>>22841
But if you asked a year ago and they said no and they said its all good when you're 17 there is no logic
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:17:46 No. 22847
>>22844
So you're a wa man
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:18:08 No. 22848
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:18:32 No. 22849
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:19:01 No. 22850
Fuck yes sweet child of mine is a great song
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:19:53 No. 22851
>>22849
Same noe my goon™ is all good
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:21:17 No. 22853
>>22845
As someone with the Jewish gene for subversion you're objectively wrong
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:23:27 No. 22854
>>22853
Is it an expensive gene
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:23:32 No. 22855
So when are forming the neet band
I'm suggesting the name Dan and the goonies
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:24:12 No. 22856
>>22854
Yeah it cost so much I'm broke
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:26:09 No. 22857
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:26:30 No. 22858
>>22855
Dan and the Iron Bars?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:27:20 No. 22859
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:28:35 No. 22860
>>22858
I still prefer the Goonies
Though iron bars is nice
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:30:03 No. 22861
>>22860
Dan's iron bar and the Goonies?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:30:11 No. 22862
>>22846
Because they didn't want to buy me any if all I did was sit in my room all day. They didn't mind me smoking when I was out with others or actually doing shit
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:31:28 No. 22863
New office hours have blown my daily commute time from 70 minutes to 150 :-(
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:31:31 No. 22864
>>22861
Dan and the iron goonies
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:32:07 No. 22865
>>22863
Do you drive there, take the bus or a train?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:32:20 No. 22866
>>22863
150 both ways?
Move out to at least Canberra if not Albury
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:33:16 No. 22867
>>22862
Ah so your plan is to do shit and get better only for the weed
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:33:53 No. 22868
>>22865
Drive.
I could catch the train into the city (~30 mins), but then I'd have a 30 minute walk out to where I work.
>>22866
That's total for the day, so an hour fifteen each way.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:34:29 No. 22869
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:37:41 No. 22870
>>22829
You should make some not private so we can watch the ones you've already made or if we miss when you post them
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:39:01 No. 22871
>>22868
Why not gtfo out of Sydney
Im a Canberra fag and it's a 15 minute drive
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:39:31 No. 22872
>>22871
Because I live in Northern Adelaide?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:39:38 No. 22873
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:39:49 No. 22874
>>22835
not the maccas one?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:40:34 No. 22875
>>22872
Oh, with a long drive I was expecting Sydney not lizbeth
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:41:23 No. 22876
>>22836
she's only seen shit from the chans a couple times. She calls /ausneets/ 4chan, makes me sperg out a bit. She thinks everyone on here is a racist retard, including me.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:41:27 No. 22877
>>22874
Yes I am that nert so you all have seen my blessed goon glass
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:41:56 No. 22878
>>22873
Why would I improve myself just to get pot when for $60 I can get 16L or 160 standard drinks of goon?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:42:05 No. 22879
>>22876
Tbh she's not wrong
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:42:48 No. 22880
>>22878
Maybe you really like pot I dunno
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:45:48 No. 22881
Shot through the heart and you're to blame
You give love a bad name
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:46:08 No. 22882
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:46:21 No. 22883
>>22872
Is it time to consider moving closer to work?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:46:38 No. 22884
>>22870
Yeah I'll make them public, I only have the one video I posted at the moment.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:47:03 No. 22885
>>22883
>have more time but spend more money
>have less time but have more money
These are the choices of a wagie.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:48:03 No. 22886
>>22882
Vote in the poll neets
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:48:12 No. 22887
>>22883
I think I'll stick out the next 5 months (bringing me to 12 months) and start looking for another job. I work in cyber security, so fortunately it's a demand industry.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:49:31 No. 22888
>>22887
Would it be possible for you to find a job that lets you work from home?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:50:22 No. 22889
>>22886
Where are the other rural neets
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:51:14 No. 22890
>>22845
If there is, that implies there's something wrong with all of us.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:51:52 No. 22891
>>22888
Should be. I did previously when I was doing ad-hoc work. Most pentesters work from home. This place is anti work from home for some reason
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:52:43 No. 22892
>>22863
Fuck those cunts making you start and finish later.
That's bullshit
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:54:20 No. 22894
>>22877
That's like breaking the holy grail.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:55:38 No. 22895
>>22893
Absolutely meshuggah
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:55:45 No. 22896
>>22894
That was the best of the Indiana Jones movies in my opinion.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:56:49 No. 22897
>>22884
It's really good. Stuff like that is awesome.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 08:57:38 No. 22898
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:00:00 No. 22899
>>22896
That's mine too. Temple of doom was cool too.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:01:12 No. 22900
>>22899
Too dark and the woman in it was annoying.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:01:32 No. 22901
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:02:03 No. 22902
>>22899
The films are all a mash up of memories to me. Some jungle bowling ball, sexy nazi bitch, plane fight where some big dude gets chopped up in the propellars, cross a bridge, rip somebody's heart out, drink the wrong jesus cup face melt thing, escape
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:02:19 No. 22903
I feel like getting a couple of mcdoubles and frozen coke spider but I don't want to go out.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:02:41 No. 22904
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:03:09 No. 22905
>>22902
Probably should watch them again. They are pretty comfy films.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:03:30 No. 22906
>>22904
I might just whinge at mummybot to drive me there, seems like a easier choice
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:03:57 No. 22907
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>22897
If you like that kind of stuff, this guy is mental.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:04:56 No. 22909
>>22905
Yeah. They're good.
I saw the Crystal Skull one in the cinema and walked out wondering who raped my childhood.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:04:56 No. 22910
>>22907
We don't want you doing anything dangerous trying to impress us in your videos. We are not teenage boys. We want comfy feels, not daredevil thrill seeking.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:05:14 No. 22911
Speaking of jews. has our PM stopped larping as a catholic?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:07:59 No. 22912
>>22910
Yeah I don't do any of that stuff, plus I don't want to loose my licence, at most I probably only do 10km/h over the speed limit.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:08:56 No. 22913
What are you guys doing for Lent?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:09:30 No. 22914
>>22913
Giving up wanking (not)
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:09:57 No. 22915
>>22911
I didn't know he was catholic, I thought he was some type of atheistic protestant.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:10:06 No. 22916
>>22894
Kek
>>22896
I thought it was a Monty python movie
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:10:37 No. 22917
>>22916
>I thought it was a Monty python movie
He's not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:10:57 No. 22918
>>22913
My family was basically agnostic or soft Christian
What is lent
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:11:45 No. 22919
>>22907
That is pretty mental but I just want to see neeto take it easy and watch the scenery etc.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:11:55 No. 22920
>>22918
Giving up something you like for a month or so because of Jesus.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:12:30 No. 22921
>>22917
That reference slipped by me
I watched it so long ago all I remember is meep and the weird ending with the police
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:12:54 No. 22922
My dog is driving me insane.
It sits around indoors barking at mummy and the rest of the family while they're trying to eat dinner together or watch TV or play a board game, which causes tension for me because as a NEET I'm expected to keep stress levels down in the house by doing housework, looking after the kids and so on. I can't relax when she's barking because I know there's a limited amount of time until one of them loses their temper, at which point I need to pounce into action and defuse the situation. Ugh.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:13:30 No. 22923
>>22921
Actually, I fucked up. That was from The Life Of Brian.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:13:30 No. 22924
>>22920
So people like fish?
I thought people can't have fish because god
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:13:43 No. 22925
>>22919
Yeah I won't do anything dangerous, my bike would be flat out trying to get to 200km/h.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:13:45 No. 22926
>>22921
I give up going to MAX then. They have to accept it because of religious sensitivity.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:14:00 No. 22927
>>22913
probably should do something. I'd like to give up the mints but I doubt I will
>>22917
made me audibly laugh
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:14:19 No. 22928
>>22923
I probably need to watch em all
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:14:23 No. 22929
>>22926
This is a pretty good excuse, I wonder what they would do?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:15:52 No. 22930
>>22929
They'd probably laugh and tell you to get fucked. Tell them you're a muslim and they'll probably ask for a letter from your muslim priest man.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:15:52 No. 22931
>>22924
The idea of eating fish rather than red meat is because the flesh doesn't bleed. You're not supposed to spill blood then (I think that's the go) still, that doesn't entirely make sense as the fish bleeds when you gut it.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:16:06 No. 22932
>>22926
That would imply you like going to Max
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:16:48 No. 22933
>>22922
Bite it's ear.
Seriously.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:17:57 No. 22934
>>22933
Sounds like a good way to get your face bitten.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:21:55 No. 22936
>>22931
Its a religion for 32bce not now
The religion that suits now is Danism
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:23:09 No. 22937
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. This shit now complains about a flood being detected when you try and link a second youtube video.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:25:02 No. 22938
>>22937
Jim the site owner of 8chan hates Dan
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:25:38 No. 22939
>>22934
My dog bit me once, I bit his ear. He's never bit me since.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:26:06 No. 22940
>>22937
>>22938
There was supposed to be some connecting ppibt to hey Zeus aka Jesus but I forgot
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:26:18 No. 22941
>>22936
>Christianity is for before Christ
What?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:28:01 No. 22942
>>22939
I bit a kid when I was in yr 9
I got 3 days off of school and played some midnight club LA on my psp on my time off
Why were suspensions bad I forgot
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:29:24 No. 22943
>>22939
If I give Dan goon will he keep giving me goon?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:29:27 No. 22944
>>22939
How hard did you bit him?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:35:54 No. 22945
>>22944
Just a quick little one, he yelped. I growled at him at sat on his back.
He didn't know what the fuck was going on but he knew not to fuck with me again.
People had told me to do that before as it had worked for them.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:37:04 No. 22946
>>22945
You must be a Chad who he recognised as an alpha. Our poor NEET here might end up submitting to the dog instead if he tries something like that.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:38:33 No. 22947
>>22945
I thought for a moment that was going to go to a dark place that no NEET has yet fallen to
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:39:01 No. 22948
>>22946
I bit my dogs ear once, now Sparky Thunderknots sits at the dinner table and I'm eating out of a bowl on the floor.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:40:33 No. 22949
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:41:06 No. 22950
>>22948
>Sparky Thunderknots
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:42:50 No. 22951
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:44:41 No. 22952
>tfw /ausneets/ will never play games together
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:46:02 No. 22953
>>22952
What games do you play NEET-o
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:47:58 No. 22954
>>22952
Games are for children
I still play them though
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:52:49 No. 22957
>>22953
I've pretty much only played MHW recently, a few hours of R6S. I'll play pretty much anything.
>>22954
What games do you like you manchild ?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:53:21 No. 22958
Speaking of games, can't wait until the winter, nothing better than getting comfy and playing Crusader Kings 2 while drinking tea and coffee all day, and maybe a few whiskies.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:54:46 No. 22959
>>22957
I play half-life, age of empires II, and old games from my childhood. I can not get into new games.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:55:42 No. 22960
Woolies or Coles your pick
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:56:21 No. 22961
>>22960
Woolies. Better meat.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:56:58 No. 22962
>>22961
Slightly better veg too, at least in Lizbef.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:57:02 No. 22963
>>22958
I like summer
Winter is gay as it gets to -10c here and doesn't snow
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:57:33 No. 22964
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:57:57 No. 22965
>>22964
>Wpplies it oa
Woolies it is?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:58:01 No. 22966
>>22963
Are you MonaroNEET?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:58:04 No. 22967
>>22964
Don't drink and drive.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:58:42 No. 22968
>>22962
Yeah I find that at my local too.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:59:22 No. 22969
>>22959
You must be 23 or something
I'm 20 and I remember aoe2 vividly from my childhood
I bet most of us know the Shelby corba cheat
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 09:59:54 No. 22970
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:00:06 No. 22971
BinNEET it is time to put them out
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:00:22 No. 22972
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:01:03 No. 22973
>>22966
First time somebody has ever referred to me by that name after I moved from Mildura but yes
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:01:17 No. 22974
>>22972
I was a second slower than last time. There is room for improvement
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:01:25 No. 22975
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:02:10 No. 22976
>>22975
He has a lot of dead prostitutes he needs to the curb
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:02:11 No. 22977
>>22972
Well he was 6 seconds too slow
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:02:44 No. 22978
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:03:00 No. 22979
>>22960
Coles because they deliver my food and their staff aren't cunts
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:03:17 No. 22980
>>22977
That's the board software and Internet delays, not our beloved helpful NEET.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:03:43 No. 22981
>>22973
>moved from Mildura
That's quite a move, the change in weather must have been weird.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:04:00 No. 22982
>>22969
Was it bigdaddy or bigmomma?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:04:17 No. 22983
>>22971
Thank you mate I actually had forgotten. I will go put them out now.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:08:25 No. 22984
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:09:17 No. 22985
>>22984
I'm taking you up bro, don't fight it.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:09:23 No. 22986
>>22984
If you didn't load all the NEET hairy legs at the same time it would have been faster
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:10:54 No. 22987
>>22981
I have lived in beechworth which was the nation's capital sometime before federation, before my FAM moved to mildura in my y11 so I'm used to the 'cold'
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:11:38 No. 22988
>>22986
I posted my leg leg
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:11:44 No. 22989
The bins are out. I don't think anyone saw me. The rolling bins were quite loud though.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:12:29 No. 22990
>>22985
Stitches 9pm Friday
Let's face off
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:12:55 No. 22991
>>22989
Be thankful you can put yours out the night before. I have to put mine out at 5:30am on bin day, as they'd be set on fire, tipped over, or stolen, the night before.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:12:57 No. 22992
>>22989
Your post made me hard
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:13:00 No. 22993
>>22988
From 50 different angles all uploaded individually with the occasional sneaky budge pic
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:13:25 No. 22994
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:14:01 No. 22995
>>22994
Because scummy people make for scummy suburbs
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:14:26 No. 22996
>>22989
I told you those prostitutes were heavy
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:14:56 No. 22997
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:17:16 No. 22999
>>22995
So west wodonga of Brisbane or Adelaide or even Perth
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:17:47 No. 23000
>>22999
Lizbef in my case.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:17:50 No. 23001
>>22999
Xhexkn trips with trups
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:18:26 No. 23002
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:19:04 No. 23003
>>22995
I'm grateful that I don't live in a scummy Adelaide suburb now
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:20:00 No. 23005
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:20:15 No. 23006
>>23000
Lizbeth, west donga, goondalup, mt druit, ringwood and quangaz are all the same tbh
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:20:38 No. 23007
BTW, sorry to hear about the NEET who got stood up on his date. Happened to me once as well. I wanted to meet up with this pajeeta girl who I thought I had pretty good chemistry with, and I showed up at the spot I was supposed to meet her at, and waited for an hour before she texted me to basically say "sorry I forgot, if you're hungry then grab yourself some food"
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:22:17 No. 23008
>>22998
I will need to see a better quality pic if you want that bulge properly appraised.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:23:14 No. 23009
>>23007
That really is the height of cunty behaviour. I think many of us have experienced something similar at least once. I'd much rather be told "fuck off and die" than be strung along.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:23:33 No. 23010
>>23007
That's just horrible.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:31:15 No. 23012
>>23011
I'm still unclear as to whether or not I've been to a date
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:33:12 No. 23014
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:33:42 No. 23015
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:33:48 No. 23016
>>23007
>if you're hungry then grab yourself some food
fucking hell, what a bitch
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:34:21 No. 23017
>>23013
I took my pants off for nothing.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:34:55 No. 23018
>>23017
Why did you have your pants on in the gen?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:35:50 No. 23019
>>23011
>the only time a girl has been interested in you was online
>tfw she was drunk one night and begging me to let her buy me a plane ticket
>she didn't know what I looked like
>tell her I'm repulsive
>"I DON'T CARE NEET! WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE DOESN'T MATTER!"
>send her a photo of myself
<deletes and blocks me on the spot
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:36:17 No. 23020
she wore a raspberry beret
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:37:37 No. 23022
>>23019
I take it you are executive sized?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:38:27 No. 23023
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:38:56 No. 23024
>>23007
She didn't really stand me up, we were assigned to each other at a speed dating event and I thought we got along really well, the conversation flowed and we were touching each others arms which was exciting and scary for a shut-in NEET who's never had a gf or a date or even had a woman interested in him over the 25 years he's been alive. So naturally I can't think how to wrote tp her afterwards and I ask these good cunts for help. They de-sperged my message to her and I sent it, asking whether she wanted to 'continue the conversation' as another more socially capable NEET put it. It's been 24h and she hasn't replied to my message. I guess I still haven't been on a first date. Pretty disappointing.
Your story is on a whole new level, though. Who the fuck does that to someone? Moreover, isn't that pajeeta bitch worried about walking around in public where she could bump into you at any moment? I'd feel really guilty and awful if I did that to someone, especially if there was a chance of randomly meeting them at a later date.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:40:05 No. 23025
>>23023
Would you still be ugly even if you hadn't let yourself get obese?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:40:35 No. 23026
I wonder if there is a community of executive sized girls going through the same issues?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:40:52 No. 23027
>>23019
>tfw was going to go to the U.S to meet a girl
>tfw my anxiety got in the way
Who knows what could have been, she was obsessed with me, but I only think so because of my accent.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:41:37 No. 23028
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:42:15 No. 23029
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Some NEET feels from this song.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:42:51 No. 23030
>>23026
They can get men. It is not the same.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:43:05 No. 23031
>>23024
>Who the fuck does that to someone?
Women.
I was pretty hurt at the time, but that was back when I took women seriously as people. I now don't, and it's never been better.
>Moreover, isn't that pajeeta bitch worried about walking around in public where she could bump into you at any moment? I'd feel really guilty and awful if I did that to someone, especially if there was a chance of randomly meeting them at a later date.
She doesn't live in my city anymore, it was someone I met at university.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:44:22 No. 23032
>>23007
women ain't shit.
>>23024
>It's been 24h
now I may be a turbo-autist but idk if that really means it's necessarily the end. women try to fuck you around and shit. just leave it for a bit longer and don't reply first
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:44:32 No. 23033
>>23025
Yes, I think so.
>>23027
Don't feel too bad. Unless you could have visited often or moved there relatively soon, the chances are it would have ended before it really started. LDR's don't last for the same reason "taking a break" in a relationship means it's over.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:46:21 No. 23035
>>23033
Was going to visit, and stay if I liked it.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:47:05 No. 23036
>>23032
>women ain't shit.
But children are the shit. The eternal dilemma of men.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:47:52 No. 23037
>>23019
What a fucking cunt. Did you ever try and message her on a different account?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:50:49 No. 23038
>>23037
That would be a beta move. Best to just move on.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:52:24 No. 23039
>>23038
Not really, what I would have done was develop another friendship, and then eventually ask for her picture, and the give her the same treatment and block and delete them.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:52:54 No. 23040
>>23037
Nah. That wasn't the first time it has happened, I was expecting it all to stop the moment I sent her a photo, just not so abruptly.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:55:44 No. 23041
If you have an unpleasant appearance you need to start with the photo of you, that way you know you will only attract people who aren't going to be repulsed by you.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:58:23 No. 23042
oi lads do any of you know someone whose very existence makes you feel bad? I still have a faceberg to communicate with some people. for whatever reason I have this really nasty fat cow one there. I worked with her once years ago when I was a teen. I must've added her years back. anytime I log in to check my messages (which is fairly infrequently) she appears on my 'feed'. I've kept her on there because she posts 20-odd times a day and it's kinda entertaining in a really morbid way. it's like driving by a car crash.
she's a massively overweight 20-something mother with a shitty job and an even shittier attitude (and a beta chubby chaser boyfriend). pic related is her bitching about someone else (who's in a similar predicament to her). she apparently spends all day airing her dirty laundry on fb. just thinking about the life she lives makes me feel really strange. I can't begin to imagine how shit her kid's life is going to be ;_;
>>23034
wow, filthy frank plagiarized the shit out of this. fucking comfy btw
>>23036
it's the paradox. they fucking suck but you need them. god's prank.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 10:58:25 No. 23043
What did you NEETs have for tea? I had a vegan protein shake.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:00:35 No. 23044
>>23043
Had a breakfast dinner, bacon, eggs, hash browns and sausages.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:00:57 No. 23045
>>23042
>oi lads do any of you know someone whose very existence makes you feel bad?
very tangentially related, but >tfw you facebook stalk the girl you had a mutual crush on in 5th grade and she got really fat and ugly at age 20
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:02:25 No. 23046
>>23044
How many of each item?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:03:20 No. 23047
>>23046
Three eggs, two hash browns, two strips of bacon and 2 sausages.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:04:08 No. 23048
Wtf is hunterneeet or donganeet
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:04:32 No. 23049
>>23045
I saw somebody post about this phenomenon recently actually. somehow lots of people on the chans have had this happen to them. happened to me too - only we were in hs. she's a really disgusting looking leftie now. like, I honestly think that she puts effort into looking gross - dressing weirdly, bad haircuts etc. such a fucking shame because she was so cute :(
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:04:56 No. 23050
>>23047
Sounds good. Any sauce with it?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:05:37 No. 23051
>>23050
Yeah just a bit of bbq sauce and some french mustard.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:08:05 No. 23052
>>23051
Sounds very comfy.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:09:28 No. 23054
>>23043
the rest of yesterdays lasagna
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:10:09 No. 23055
>>23048
ones looking for a dicking, the other ones out to give some
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:10:18 No. 23056
>>23049
>somehow lots of people on the chans have had this happen to them
my unfounded speculation on this matter is that a lot of channers grew up as kids near the bottom of the school hierarchy in shit areas which caused them to become channers (life at the bottom of the hierarchy in good schools is probably nowhere near as bad) and girls in shit areas get fat really young
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:10:29 No. 23057
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:10:42 No. 23058
>>23053
Would you be able to post cute baby/toddler pics of yourself
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:10:59 No. 23059
>>23056
>life at the bottom of the hierarchy in good schools is probably nowhere near as bad
This is ignorant.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:14:20 No. 23062
Wtf is hunterneeet or donganeet>>23009
>>23042
>>23045
Didn't know faveu existec untim u was 14
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:14:30 No. 23063
>>23056
generally, I would tend to agree with that hypothesis. as form my situation - I grew up pretty poor but went to an alright school. she was legit rich. I guess that doesn't really mean anything though since she didn't get fat per-se, just really gross.
out of curiosity how many of you guys grew up poor?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:15:09 No. 23064
>>23062
proofread your posts better please.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:15:37 No. 23065
>>23063
I grew up neither rich nor poor.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:21:36 No. 23066
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:23:07 No. 23067
>>23066
Which tasted better?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:25:29 No. 23068
>>22983
I'm sorry m8, I've failed you yet again. I'm so selfish all I ever think about is my own 2 bins.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:26:08 No. 23069
>>23068
I bet your bins are smelly.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:29:17 No. 23070
>>23043
I was still too full from the tim tams to bother
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:29:20 No. 23071
Pepsi Max Vanilla or Vanilla Coke? Most answers gets me to buy it. I like both so it's a hard decision.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:29:50 No. 23072
>>23071
Pepsi max is the only decent cola, coke is literally undrinkable
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:29:59 No. 23073
Well NEETs it is bed time for me. Going to read some more LOTR before sleep. They are still in Moria, I didn't read much last night.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:34:21 No. 23074
>>23008
What bulge? Looks like he's packing more of an 'inny' than an 'outy' if you know what I'm saying.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:35:36 No. 23075
>>23071
Pepsi max vanilla doesn't even taste like vanilla, I think I would go with vanilla coke. However, the lime Pepsi is better than both of them, I'm still pissed they chose the vanilla pepsi over the lime. It was a competition about a year ago. Fucking normies.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:35:42 No. 23076
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:36:01 No. 23077
>>23043
Fish and chips and beer and depression
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:37:18 No. 23078
>>23042
I know a few people like that, thankfully their Facebook accounts are on public so I can feel better about myself without needing to have an actual legit Facebook account.
It is quite disturbing to see how so many normies live, especially our age. I just can't begin to understand who would want to associate or interact with such a person. The sort of person like in your image I'm sure we are all quite familiar with, who actually enjoys their company? Despite being such dropkick, scummy and downright dumb human beings they always seem to have lots of people around them.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:41:34 No. 23079
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:47:27 No. 23080
I woke up at 12pm today and immediately spent two hours watching porn and having a wank, I think I might need to cut down. The reason why it takes so long is that I always feel as if there is a better video, like I have to fap to them all. I think I will just stick to one and keep it 20mins and under.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:51:31 No. 23081
>>23078
>It is quite disturbing to see how so many normies live, especially our age
It boggles my mind. I've seen a lot of vile shit on imageboards, liveleak etc. but somehow the stuff I see from people on social media manages to take the cake in a way.
I suspect most of them don't have 'true' friends though - people who would stay with them through thick and thin. I also think that most of them lack 'friends' that they could realistically tell things in confidence to. I say this because I've seen people talking shit about their own friends very often. I think its just that they put up with each other for the time being. The woman being discussed by the nasty cunt in my pic was (from what I can tell) previously a good friend of hers.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:58:06 No. 23082
>>23081
I suppose because the a lot of the vile stuff on imageboards etc. is meant to be crude, these people are just displaying their ordinary everyday behavior and that is what makes it so unbearable.
You are right though, constant bitching and rumor spreading is definitely common with these lower class sort of people.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 11:59:50 No. 23083
>>23082
Not to sound like a wanker here, but I think the majority of people are just shitcunts. Some hide it well sometimes, but it's still there.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:02:40 No. 23084
>>23080
Ok taste in fat chicks NEET.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:03:08 No. 23085
>>23084
is there a difference between different fatties?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:10:01 No. 23086
>>23082
>is meant to be crude, these people are just displaying their ordinary everyday behavior and that is what makes it so unbearable
that's exactly what I was thinking
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:10:30 No. 23087
File: bdb16b46da7a6fc⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 168.21 KB, 797x1200, 797:1200, 4b62fa3d5daa423582c70fb942….jpg )
File: 068cd982b3de7dc⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 18.98 KB, 577x420, 577:420, 1bf641dce5244caf516feeb5c0….jpg )
>>23085
There are fatties who are pear shaped, fatties who are apple shaped. Some fatties let it get to their boobs or their bum or their thighs. Yet other fatties are strongfats.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:11:50 No. 23088
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:12:11 No. 23089
Just realised I've got that councilor appointment tomorrow morning. Checked my emails and still haven't got an email as to whether or not I've been accepted to that course, they said "check friday, the weekend or even monday."
My kneecap has been hurting heaps the past week or so, it feels like a hairline fracture but I cant remember hitting it. It hurts right through the middle of it.
None of that is good.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:12:43 No. 23090
>>23088
The shit level of your taste is.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:13:15 No. 23091
>>23087
1st and 2nd are alright but the last 3 are shit
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:13:55 No. 23092
>>23090
writing like yoda you are
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:14:02 No. 23093
>>23089
>My kneecap has been hurting heaps the past week or so, it feels like a hairline fracture but I cant remember hitting it.
damn. I feel you brah. I have an issue with both kneecaps atm (but it's not too bad)
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:23:33 No. 23094
>>23087
What type is Boogie?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:24:06 No. 23095
>>23092
depressed, this feel is
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:24:41 No. 23096
File: 79a5b4e3113dee3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 21.51 KB, 679x391, 679:391, _upload_2015_05_21_2015052….jpg )
File: dc08b14c0ad2d1f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 435.51 KB, 659x605, 659:605, _upload_2015_06_06_2015060….png )
>>23087
1,4,5 are nice.
>>23088
Do you like this girl?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:28:59 No. 23097
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:31:10 No. 23098
>>23096
fat people are gross tbh
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:34:45 No. 23099
>>23096
It's not okay to be fat
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:36:33 No. 23100
>>23099
Not all Japs hate fatties though, just most of them
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:38:46 No. 23101
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:40:05 No. 23102
Good night friends.
Sleep well.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:44:40 No. 23103
Hello NEETs, I hope you are all reasonably well.
>>23096
a girl twice that size was interested in me once when I was drinking. I'm still a virgin to this day, maybe I'm desperate but not that desperate
>>23102
Good night
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:45:18 No. 23105
>>23102
sweet dreams buddy
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:47:34 No. 23106
>>23104
this is one of my favorite pepes, it really captures the life of an autist
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:52:42 No. 23107
>>23099
Not all fat girls are hot though, some don't have good fat distribution and have a square body type, I only like hourglass type chubby girls.
>>23098
How do you like women then?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:53:59 No. 23108
>>23103
Hello hans, it is pretty late here in Australia.
>a girl twice that size was interested in me once when I was drinking. I'm still a virgin to this day, maybe I'm desperate but not that desperate
Twice the size? That is hard to picture tbh
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:55:54 No. 23110
>>23107
I don't really know exactly what kind of woman I like most, it's more of a case by case basis thing
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:56:32 No. 23111
>>23108
60kg isn't an uncommon weight for a short man, a woman being 120kg is also not outrageously uncommon now
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:56:52 No. 23112
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:57:29 No. 23113
>>23112
I just finished off that yogurt in the bottom left.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:57:41 No. 23114
>>23111
shit I thought he said twice his size
I hereby retract my brainletpost
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 12:57:47 No. 23115
>>23102
Night friend. I'm waiting for some porn to finish downloading before I can attempt sleep.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:00:34 No. 23116
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:01:01 No. 23117
>got drunk midday and fell asleep for 6 hours
Fuck, what the hell am I going to do all night.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:01:22 No. 23118
>>23109
What's in the bowl?
>>23103
>another lonely virgin
How old are you?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:02:16 No. 23119
>>23109
Nice artwork NEET.
>>23116
Night
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:02:32 No. 23120
>>23117
The ideal thing would be to get drunk again until you pass out but if you don't have any booze then you're in for a shitty night.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:03:36 No. 23121
Hey NEETs, alright day today, went to the doctors and got my new care plan then helped mummybot with the shopping before taking her dog for a walk, had a schnitzel for dinner then a fancy beer from nz, going to fix myself some vodka now and write up a story for you fags
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:04:36 No. 23122
>>23121
pretty good foreword
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:04:39 No. 23123
>>23121
Keep up the good thoughts neet, we're all gonna make it
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:05:43 No. 23124
What is a good website to look for escorts? (The women not the Ford)
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:06:20 No. 23125
>>23108
It was also pretty hard to look at.
>>23117
get drunk again, Hans is here to keep you company
>>23118
I'm 19, probably one of the youngest NEETs here, if not the youngest.
>>23121
>schnitzel
Guter Mann
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:07:00 No. 23126
>>23125
There are at least a few neets younger than you.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:08:31 No. 23127
>>23120
>but if you don't have any booze then you're in for a shitty night
Fug.
Ah well, I'm sure I can take care of some shit.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:13:02 No. 23128
>>23125
>19
That ain't nothing to be ashamed of then. I lost my virginity to a prostie at that age. It's when you're approaching your late-twenties and still un-fucked that you should start feeling a little concerned.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:16:40 No. 23129
>>23128
>It's when you're approaching your late-twenties and still un-fucked that you should start feeling a little concerned.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:18:56 No. 23130
>>23075
I drank a lot of that Pepsi Lime with the Dorito's chips that were sponsored with it.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:22:23 No. 23132
>>23129
>>23124
Cracker, Backpage, Locanto, Punterplanet. The latter has forums with reviews of some.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:22:51 No. 23133
>>23126
So I'm not the youngest neet on here, I thought I was for some reason.
>>23128
prostie is also my backup plan, a wagie friend offered me one for my 18th but I said no. Wasn't desperate enough\didn't have the balls I guess. But if I someday am really desperate, people would apparently buy me a hooker, thats good since I don't have any money.
>That ain't nothing to be ashamed of then
feels good reading that, thank you
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:23:57 No. 23134
>>23130
Anyone tried the new Coke raspberry? I noticed another new meme Smith's-chips flavour today, Peking duck. Gave it a miss.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:25:04 No. 23135
>>23134
The new raspberry flavour is okay, but the coffee flavour is one I would not try again. Horrible aftertaste.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:27:41 No. 23136
Ok so I haven't written any stories of late because of >tfw depressed but here's one
>year 9
>P.E. class
>cricketchad (remember him NEETs?) was away that day
>I thought this would give me some reprieve from the weekly hell that usually was cricketchad in P.E. class
>wrong
>this one fat bogan starts talking shit at me when the teacher is off getting something
>initially was just calling me a faggot and unco etc.
>then decides to trip me up when we are doing laps of the oval
>I tell him angrily to get fucked but this doesn't work
>for the next 5 mins he keeps giving me shit
>eventually he pushes me over once more
>shortly before this I had noticed that some javelins are nearby
>after he pushes me the fat cunt starts running away
>grab the javelin
>start chasing him
>scream at him "I"LL KILL YOU, YOU FUCKING WHORE"
>class looks over in shock
>teacher comes back and I stop running and yelling
>he asks me why I had the javelin
>I mumbled back some bullshit excuse about how I "was just practising with it"
The fat kid never really picked on me after that, it was the only time that someone I sperged out at in HS ever really felt intimidated by what usually where just bursts of incompetent rage
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:29:58 No. 23137
>>23123
Thanks NEET
>>23124
I've heard good things about backpage
>>23125
Yeah I had some sauerkraut with it as well, unless there are some other younger NEETs here, at 19 you and I are equal first in age
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:36:22 No. 23138
I'll try a story
>be in a grade between 6-8
>have to pee but sisters in shower
>dont want to pee in the yard because I fear someone would see me
>decide to pee on kitchen floor since i can clean it up after
>realize towels are in the bathroom
>sister walks in
>"what's this water everywhere?"
>"i dunno"
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:38:45 No. 23139
>>23136
>just ignore him
good story, that fat dude learned something that day. Did you get into any trouble because of your rage?
>>23137
the only things that are missing from your meal are some potatoes, add them and you have the most stereotypical german meal in existence.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:42:29 No. 23140
>>23139
I usually got into little or no trouble because some teacher would always just point out "oh but he has autism", funny you mention because I did have it with potatoes
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 13:47:13 No. 23141
>>23138
kek
>>23140
thats nice, at least you weren't punished for defending yourself.
>Schnitzel with Sauerkraut and Potatoes
I'm proud of you
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 14:03:28 No. 23142
>>23141
Thanks GermanNEET, anyway goodnight to all of you
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 14:06:35 No. 23143
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 15:21:46 No. 23144
>>23130
That combo was the best back when they had it out. Hope they bring both of those back tbh
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 19:46:53 No. 23145
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 19:53:06 No. 23146
>>23145
Good morning NEET.
The boomer neighbour woke me up early again taking his boat out.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 19:55:05 No. 23147
>>23146
Boomers truly are retched people, they are very inconsiderate.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 19:56:18 No. 23148
>>23147
His boat is way too big. He takes half an hour trying to get it out of his driveway.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 20:06:10 No. 23149
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 20:09:15 No. 23151
>>23149
Good morning mate.
I am going to take doggo for his walk. I will report back on how many normies we encounter. At this hour hopefully it is zero. We might see a few kangaroos.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 20:10:30 No. 23152
>>23109
I'm not sure if you're happy or sad about that but the pic looks pretty cool.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 20:11:30 No. 23153
>>23151
Yeah, this time of the day is probably your safest bet.
Enjoy your walk.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 20:13:08 No. 23154
>>23124
>The women not the Ford
heh
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 20:14:46 No. 23155
>>23126
>a few neets younger
I dont know about that, I remember one NEET being 18 but I think there was only one.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 20:19:25 No. 23156
>>23134
Haven't tried either of those yet. I'm a sucker for promotional, limited time stuff and I'll sort of get upset if they discontinue it and I haven't tried it.
Peking duck sounds good.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 20:20:07 No. 23157
>>23042
plagiarizing among musicians is the dumbest shit. literally everyone takes ideas from other people's creations just like this guy technically plagiarized dre and it's definitely not the first time someone sung a calm song with explicit lyrics. whenever i see musicians suing each other over similar songs it just makes me disappointed. like their music is something completely unique that they totally came up by themselves with no other influences.
>>23080
are you sure that's the reason? i have to spend at least 2 or 3 hours wanking for it to be worth it. if i make it faster, i just feel really shitty afterwards. low energy, really annoyed, empty etc. i figured out that quick wanks just aren't worth it.
>>23128
nah.
>>23138
ha. i like this story
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 20:23:39 No. 23158
>>23136
You should claim that a javelin is part of your traditional dress.
Could be a talking point with qt's and an ego boost because noone would fuck with you.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 20:24:48 No. 23159
>>23158
I'd sneak up behind him and hit him with my warhammer.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 20:24:59 No. 23160
>>23138
lol, you should write stories more often
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 20:27:04 No. 23161
>>23159
Dan the destroyer strikes again.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 20:31:40 No. 23162
>>23157
I agree with that bit about music, it's basically impossible to come up with something completely unique, especially if you want something that sounds good.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 20:32:11 No. 23163
>>23157
>plagiarizing among musicians is the dumbest shit
That particular song isn't plagiarised as such, it's just a cover of NWA's Bitches Ain't Shit. Nothing wrong with covers, provided the original is credited and royalties are paid.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 20:36:46 No. 23164
>>23118
>What's in the bowl?
Yogurt
>>23152
>I'm not sure if you're happy or sad about that but the pic looks pretty cool.
Happy about it. Nothing's comfier than sitting down at my computer after going to the gym and showering, and the temperature's just right and I'm listening to music from cute girl anime.
>>23136
>>23138
lol great stories
>>23145
>>23146
>>23149
>>23150
>>23151
Ohayou~
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 20:39:26 No. 23165
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Talking about unique music.
This sounds very recognisable and nothing sounds out of place but it's in a 7/4 measure.
There are a few songs I know of that sound good with funny time signatures. I think that's the "easiest" (I'm not sure what that means) way to create something unique.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 20:41:09 No. 23166
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>23165
>There are a few songs I know of that sound good with funny time signatures.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 20:43:30 No. 23167
>>23166
There's a bunch I know that dont sound good and are done purely for artistic value.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 20:45:17 No. 23168
>>23166
lol
the timing isn't too bad. It's a waltz.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 21:08:52 No. 23169
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 21:11:24 No. 23170
>>23169
"There was this whole generation of intelligent but socially isolated people interested in technology and drawn into this fantasy world of manga comics, and then comes a group that offers them a sense of community, a ticket to enlightenment that offers access to these technological advancements.
"Here is your chance to live the dream, here is your expedited trip to nirvana."
The end goal of /ausneets/
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 21:51:49 No. 23171
>>23170
We are socially isolated, but are we intelligent? I used to think I was but now I realise it was just narcissism.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 21:53:43 No. 23172
I am back from my walk. We encountered one normie on foot who was also out walking. There were also lots of cars that drove past me. We saw no kangaroos.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 21:59:15 No. 23173
>>23171
>I used to think I was but now I realise
me too.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 21:59:55 No. 23174
>>23172
Did you awkwardly say h-h-h-g'day
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 22:01:26 No. 23175
>>23174
No I turned down a side street just before I would have had to speak to him. I always say good morning to anyone who I walk past. I hate seeing people but I am still well mannered.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 22:03:26 No. 23176
>>23173
I used to think I was good at pretty much everything I did. I would start having fantasies about being the best in the world at whatever I was doing and didn't think I was far off.
I know better now thank God. Imagine going your whole life being delusional like that.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 22:18:58 No. 23177
I'm thinking I'm going to try to give up fast food and soft drinks for lent. I wanted to give up the mints but I'm not ready for that.
Off to the councilor to participate in the government subsidised best friend program.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 22:21:40 No. 23178
>>23177
Good luck at the councillor. Keep thinking about giving up those nasty mints at some point on the future.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 23:17:12 No. 23179
Public trasnport is so oppressively loud and stinky.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 23:19:50 No. 23180
>>23179
just like your posting and mummybot
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 23:20:21 No. 23181
>>23179
I hate driving it makes me anxious as fuck, but I don't miss public transport. All the bottom feeders of society end up on it.
I used to have to catch this country bus where you were stuck on there for an hour and a half. One time it was packed and there was this vile fat women sitting next to me eating twiggy sticks the whole fucking journey.
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 23:21:19 No. 23182
>>23181
>One time it was packed and there was this vile fat women sitting next to me eating twiggy sticks the whole fucking journey.
Did she offer you a twiggy stick?
Did you offer her yours?
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 23:21:47 No. 23183
NEET 02/12/18 (Mon) 23:26:37 No. 23184
>>23182
She didn't even offer. My twiggy stick had shrunk back into my body.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:08:32 No. 23185
Back from my daily NEETwalk and now relaxing.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:09:49 No. 23186
>>23185
Looking pretty damn relaxed there, lad.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:11:22 No. 23187
>>23185
You take the comfiest pics. Is the pipe habit new?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:12:55 No. 23188
>>23187
I've had the pipe for a while, I only use it occasionally, maybe like once or twice a month.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:14:11 No. 23189
>>23188
How does pipe smoking compare to ciggies?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:17:31 No. 23190
>>23189
It's definitely more relaxing, takes about 15 to 20 minutes to smoke and you can stop, take a break from it and then light up again, you can also get all kinds of different flavoured tobacco the stuff I'm smoking is borkum riff cherry cavendish, very tasty.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:18:45 No. 23191
>>23190
Do you inhale into your lungs?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:20:14 No. 23192
>>23191
You're not supposed to, but sometimes I do, it's actually a lot smoother than cigarette smoke.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:33:53 No. 23193
So the other guy I work with has sperged out and gone home.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:34:17 No. 23194
>>23185
What is that watch? It looks solid.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:38:54 No. 23195
>>23193
What did he sperg out over?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:41:51 No. 23196
>>23177
I'm going to try give up excessive imageboard use. I think I would need to measure this, perhaps an hour a day allowance.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:43:42 No. 23197
>>23194
Squale 30 Atmos GMT, basically a copy of the Rolex GMT Master. Has an extra hand that you can set to other time zones.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:44:49 No. 23198
>>23196
There's a shitload of clock programs for your computer to measure that. Just download one of those.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:46:22 No. 23199
I feel like a little child compared to all these hairy NEET men.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:47:14 No. 23200
>>23196
This is the only imageboard I use now.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:48:52 No. 23201
>>23199
All my hair is still peach-fuzz. Doubt it's going to change when you're mid-twenties.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:51:25 No. 23202
>>23195
> Silly manager turned on location sharing service on his phone.
> Colleague mentioned this to some other employee.
> Employee told said manager.
> Manager accused my colleauge of "spying on him at home" or some shit.
> REEEEEEEEE
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:52:54 No. 23203
>>23197
Nice. I like that style of watch. I have a couple of knock-off Rolex and Omega watches.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:54:27 No. 23204
>>23203
I have a real Omega Seamaster.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:54:42 No. 23205
>>23203
I would really like an Omega Speedmaster, it'd have to be real though, owning a blatant fake would make me feel guilty.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:55:40 No. 23206
>>23205
What if it was a really good fake?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:56:21 No. 23207
>>23206
The guilt would crush me.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:56:28 No. 23208
>>23202
So your colleague was in the right, but handled the situation in an unprofessional manner?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 00:58:50 No. 23209
>>23205
I don't flash them around, just wear them when I have to suit up. I just like the styling and size/weight.
Those Squale's look expensive on eBay, something like $1500.
I think Invicta make something similar that is a bid more moderately priced.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 01:01:14 No. 23210
>>23208
Something like that.
Hopefully he doesn't get punished too hard on his return.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 01:04:55 No. 23211
>>23209
The Squale was a gift, they're a bit of a meme watch, purists and collectors hate on them. I think it's okay though, it keeps good time but it's a bit big and bulky. I think if I was to get another watch it'd be a smaller seiko diver, something around 39mm or 40mm, or a speedmaster reduced 39mm.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 01:17:24 No. 23212
>>23163
yeah but the poster i was replying to was saying that filthy frank plagiarized the guy that did the Dr. Dre cover because they have a similar style. i just wanted to point out that the other fellow took the entire lyrics of someone else's song and it's kind of ridiculous to even dive into these waters. basically >>23162
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 01:37:14 No. 23213
>>23178
Councillor session went ok, first time I've been to a woman one. The issue we said that we'd try to address primarily is my lack of confidence, I said considering that my work agency booked this I should focus on the issues around >tfw no job. We talked about lots of shit, I was going on about no friends feels and she asked if I had a social outlet or something and I said 8chan. The fuck's wrong with me? Now we're going to have a 30-40 year old counselor here, sorry in advance. She seemed really interested in it. I said it's notorious for pedo's and nazis and us social outcast weirdo cunts needed a place to hide. I got food on the way home, good thing my lent thing isn't til tomorrow, I really needed a burger.
I woke up wanting to not have a mint as I woke up with one smeared across my teeth, I went to sleep sucking on one. They are a problem.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 01:37:21 No. 23214
>>23176
i had the opposite problem. i thought that everything i did was absolutely terrible. i still feel that way to some degree. nothing i make or do is ever good enough (except food sometimes if i make a really, really good meal).
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 01:38:32 No. 23215
>>23184
>She didn't even offer.
fat bitch
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 01:39:10 No. 23216
>>23185
comfy as fuck
what type of tobacco do you use?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 01:40:52 No. 23217
>>23190
> borkum riff cherry cavendish
fancy man
>>23192
>You're not supposed to
didn't know that, do you still get a "hit" even though you dont inhale?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 01:41:41 No. 23218
>>23200
same but I use it at least 12 hours a day
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 01:42:06 No. 23219
>>23217
Yes you still get a nicotine buzz without inhaling, it's rather strong too but doesn't make you feel sick.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 01:42:46 No. 23220
>>23204
I misread that as smegmaster
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 01:42:46 No. 23221
>>23213
I am glad things went okay mate. Normies don't know how to read image boards so even if she comes here it won't matter.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 01:44:20 No. 23222
>>23219
>you still get a nicotine buzz without inhaling
How does that work? How is the nicotine getting to your brain?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 01:46:00 No. 23223
>>23219
that sounds good, i've never used a tobacco pipe
>>23222
I'm guessing the blood vessels in your mouth.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 01:46:02 No. 23224
>>23213
Are you seeing the counsellor again?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 01:46:37 No. 23225
>>23222
Your mouth absorbs it.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 01:47:21 No. 23226
>>23221
I hope so, she was really into the idea of no names or accounts.
She asked "Is it like facebook?"
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 01:48:27 No. 23227
>>23226
Did she take a note or anything when you told her?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 01:50:04 No. 23228
>>23213
> I said it's notorious for pedo's and nazis and us social outcast weirdo cunts needed a place to hide.
Lol.
It's not that big a deal either way, just that the idea of completely anonymous interaction would be pretty fascinating for a counselor.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 01:50:35 No. 23229
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 01:52:23 No. 23230
>>23213
lawl, some of us are already 30-40
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 01:52:26 No. 23231
>>23228
The idea of completely anonymous interaction would blow the minds of most of the people with phones now.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 01:52:55 No. 23232
>>23224
Yeah, she said I can have a phone call in a week or a face to face in a fortnight, I got the one in a fortnight.
If we just stick to no confidence in applying for jobs and shit it'll be ok but she was sort of hinting at referring me to someone else for the rest of the shit like taking painkillers to ease paranoia and all the shit with my family. I said I'd try to ring my grandma by the next appointment.
>>23227
Not that I was aware of, I was in virgin beta mode looking at my feet
>>23228
I think that's what she was interested in
When she asked what it was like I said it's kind of like 4chan but she didn't know that either. I thought everyone knew of 4chan now since the US election.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 01:53:47 No. 23233
>>23230
Might've got you a gf that wants to be a mentoring mummbot gf.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:01:34 No. 23234
>>23232
>If we just stick to no confidence in applying for jobs and shit
I think that issue is just part of a bigger issue mate. You can't really isolate it like that I don't think.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:05:50 No. 23235
>>23234
Yeah but she isn't even really a shrink. She's a social worker who deals with predominantly intellectually disabled job seekers, I'm not going to make her try to deal with all of it.
She said the way she normally works is by isolating one or two issues and facing them.
No job feels is a new issue since the last shrink I had so that's what I'm going to try to work with. I only get 6 sessions so she'll refer me to someone else after anyway and if she does it I can get it for cheap, if not free.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:06:38 No. 23236
>moved out of the house last week
>my previous house mate still owes me 60 bucks from the past internet bills
>ask him if he has it yesterday
>he replies this morning "No, because you canceled the Internet instead of transferring it into my name, I now have to pay 200 to get it reconnected."
I deliberately cancelled the internet the day I moved out, I'm still dirty about him demanding I needed to be out by the next day even though I was on the lease
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:07:23 No. 23237
>>23235
You can get your GP to make you a mental health plan which gives you 10 free sessions with a psychologist a year.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:08:23 No. 23238
>>23236
>I deliberately cancelled the internet the day I moved out
Well done mate. They treated you terribly.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:09:07 No. 23239
>>23236
Hah, good. You got at least a little of your own tinder on that burning bridge.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:09:10 No. 23240
>>23235
Do you think they view you as intellectually disabled there?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:11:10 No. 23241
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:12:52 No. 23242
On that point though, I like that she isn't a shrink. I went on about how psychological ailments/disorders and diagnosis' are bullshit and most of that is just the persons caricature and naming that as a disorder is fucking retarded and she agreed with me, she might've just been humouring me but I doubt a shrink would do that. Those diagnosis' are where they make their bread.
>>23237
Yeah, that's how I had the last two. Sh might say that that's the way to go.
I think last one I went to cost me $5 a session (which is affordable and worth it) and they got gov subsidy of the other $55.
>>23240
Sometimes I view myself that way but I think she's just the in-house quack that rocks up once a fortnight and she's a cover all type.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:14:57 No. 23243
>>23236
I don't know how to feel about this man. They did treat you shit and all and they should give you your bond and legally you didn't really have to move out but I still think it's better to leave well enough alone.
Do you still have anything there?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:15:52 No. 23244
I think I mentioned before how I used to see a counsellor at my job seeker place but she refused to see me any more because I laid on too many heavy feels and was rude and dismissive to her when she talked about her own life.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:16:28 No. 23245
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:19:33 No. 23246
>>23244
>was rude and dismissive to her
That's probably the reason why.
Did you end up seeing a different one?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:20:25 No. 23247
>>23246
I can't remember. I have seen so many different ones over the years at various times.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:27:07 No. 23248
>>23243
Yeah I have a broom and a few oven pans there, nothing I can't live without though. I've still got my keys to the place. My sister told me to hang on to them till I get my bond back, he's asked for them but I told him I'm giving them keys to the real estate and that's what they want. He also told me the elec and gas bill came in and it's $119 from me, I get paid later tonight so I'll have the money to pay my share of it
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:36:34 No. 23249
>>23248
Pay your share minus the $60 you are owed for the internet.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:38:56 No. 23250
>>23248
One of the places I had said in writing that bond would only be returned when keys are dropped of to the land agent in person.
I'd keep hold of them if I was you.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:43:04 No. 23251
Here is the current state of my potato plants. It is not a great photo but if you look closely you can see that some of them have white flowers now.
I had a cheeky little dig under one of them and saw a nice sized potato so I think I am going to end up with a bigger crop than I had feared back when disease and heat was laying waste to them.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:45:23 No. 23252
>>23250
It would be dependent on his lease. I do not see him getting back the bond because isn't that only paid when everyone leaves the place? Doesn't the bond covers cleaning and damage costs. It's why I kept insisting that he stay there until he got it paid to him with his name off the lease. The only reasonable avenue would be a claim at a tribunal, as the room mates will probably withhold it due to all the extra costs they have to pay. An even worse of soured relationship is going to a bitch to overcome
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:47:14 No. 23253
>>23251
Good work, lad. Looking fine. You've been lusting after those potatoes for a while.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:48:26 No. 23254
>>23253
I have been thinking about starting a low carb diet so there is a chance I will not be able to eat any of the potatoes. I might have to give them all to my mother.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:49:38 No. 23255
>>23254
If she gives you some GBP in exchange you could spend those points on tendies
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:50:52 No. 23256
>>23251
Those flowers look nice, I don't think mine flowered when I grew some.
They look great, good work.
You deserve a good harvest after the work you've put into them.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:51:47 No. 23257
>>23255
Too many carbs in the breading on the tendies.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:52:53 No. 23258
>>23257
Unlike potatoes, tendies only have full carbs. You can eat some of those.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:54:48 No. 23259
>>23250
Really? I received a call from the real estate the day I moved out, the guy said he'd contact the other housemates regarding the bond. I've been waiting for his call about it since, my sister says it might take a while.
>>23249
Haha hm, I don't know about that.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:54:57 No. 23260
>>23256
Most of the plants only developed tiny little yellow bids which did not open into proper flowers. A couple of them got those full white flowers. I do not know why.
I did not plant proper certified seed potatoes but just buried some I bought from the shop meant for eating so strange things are to be expected I guess. I am pretty lucky I am going to get any taters at all.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:55:01 No. 23261
Just got an email saying I was accepted to that course, starts monday week.
That actually feels really good but part of that is that I had an "informal interview" that I was putting off and it was crunch time with that and I told the job seeker lady that I was waiting to see if the course was a go.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:56:14 No. 23262
>>23261
Well done mate. Is the course full time? Do you have to go in person or can you do it online?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:56:47 No. 23263
>>23259
I lost my bond because on the last day before moving out, after cleaning the place I locked the keys inside and couldn't give it to them. That was the reason as to why I didnt get it back.. or the reason they gave anyway.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:57:47 No. 23264
>>23263
You should have taken them to the tribunal for that.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:57:53 No. 23265
>>23260
Maybe they've been pollinated.
I don't know anything about that stuff but they do look great, especially considering the heat we got.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 02:59:41 No. 23266
>>23261
Congratulations
>>23264
This is good advice. It depends on how much the bond is, they would need to show proof of how much it cost for the repair. If it $300 for a new deadbolt with two sets of keys and your bond was $600 they cannot take $300 extra away for their time and effort.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:00:22 No. 23267
>>23262
It's in person and 2 days a week.
It's over an hour's drive to get there but that's ok, it's a 13 week course.
>>23264
Maybe, at that time the two mates I moved in with had both moved back to their parents and I was left holding the place and I just wanted it to all be over so I never argued.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:05:39 No. 23268
>>23267
>2 days a week
>13 weeks
Sounds manageable mate. Good luck.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:07:37 No. 23270
>>23266
Thank you.
>>23268
Yeah, thanks. I forgot to say that after that, as long as I pass, there's a 10 week work placement and I (my job provider people) should be able to find one that is a lot closer.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:08:09 No. 23271
>>23269
<Swipe right for a casual fuck
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:08:38 No. 23272
>>23269
I wonder how many men have used her as a cumrag for her to be that hostile?
Giving me wood tbh
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:08:49 No. 23273
>>23269
She looks like prime date material, just that I couldn't maintain a serious relationship on NEETbux.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:10:31 No. 23274
>>23270
That sounds really good.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:10:58 No. 23275
>>23273
I might tell her I'm a policeman and I can casual sex her all I want
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:12:09 No. 23276
>>23269
>tfw she'd only want a girthlet
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:12:50 No. 23277
>>23252
I was sent a bond transfer form the realestate, it's a form we all sign then my share of the bond gets refunded to the other housemates. I think it's depending on the fact that they already paid me it in cash when I move out, which didn't happen obviously, I've got the form on me. My sister told me to only give it to them once I'm paid it
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:16:33 No. 23278
>>23277
Did everyone sign the form?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:21:32 No. 23279
>>23278
No I still have it on me, my sister has told me if I sign it and hand it over to them I'm basically relinquishing it to them and they could do the dirty and not even pay me it. Only once I'm paid it I'll sign it and hand it over
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:26:32 No. 23280
>>23279
I would go visit a consumer action group within your state to get advice on this issue. If they do damage anything, they could just blame it on you and the bond could be reduced equally to cover the damage. Your sister has given you good advice, I will still be seeking further advice though.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:26:45 No. 23281
thunderous colon diffusion
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:27:54 No. 23282
>>23281
Fucking Hobbit-Hole of a house.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:27:56 No. 23283
>>23280
It is a bit early for all of that.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:28:46 No. 23284
Should we live in comfy hobbit holes in our Tasmanian Compound?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:29:47 No. 23285
>>23270
I am getting a bit worried that you may soon be leaving the bucket. I know it is selfish but I like the bucket better with you in it.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:31:18 No. 23286
There's a fish and chip shop up the road but I was out the front the other day and I saw these azns unlocking the place and walking in, I'll probably try them out once but I'm not really hopeful m8s
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:31:40 No. 23287
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:32:15 No. 23288
>>23284
Hobbit holes will be too expensive to make
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:32:26 No. 23289
>>23284
This could be a good idea.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:32:35 No. 23290
>>23286
Asians have ruined the Fish and Chip industry in this country.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:34:05 No. 23291
>>23283
They can leave shit all the place and since you are still on the lease, you are still responsible. Cleaning costs would come out your bond and so would any damages. Pay everything they tell you to pay with proof of your costs the bill and how it is split evenly then take it further. Since the relationship has soured, I do not see them giving up that bond easily and the more complicated it becomes the harder for any tribunal or small claims court to come to a decision.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:42:40 No. 23292
>>23290
Actually now that I think about it I used to go to another fish and chip shop shop run by asains and they were awesome, great chips and sick burgers. It's a petty stupid decision to assume there all bad just because a few of them are
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:43:15 No. 23293
>>23263
I've never known a real estate agency to not have copies of keys of all their rentals. Sounds suss as.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:45:51 No. 23294
>>23293
Yeah no way the tenants had the only keys. No way at all.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:52:53 No. 23295
>>23292
>It's a petty stupid decision to assume there all bad just because a few of them are
Indeed, I know of an Asian store who have moved from a location and been open for 20+ years. They deliver quality produce. They didn't deal with fish though beyond the per-battered shit. It solds salads, hot food and other made to order food.
But I have seen the nastiest place. Mummybot wouldn't listen me to one night we went into chicken shop that was once owned a european guy. They didn't have a hot chicken ready and I told her to leave, she didn't and continued to order. The store happily microwaved a whole cooked chicken. It was dry and still cold in parts. We never returned before they exchanged to new owners.
A local fish place was also taken by asians. The freshly grilled fish stunk because the oil they used. It stunk the car out for three days after simply taking it home for a 10 minute drive. We never returned as something wasn't right.
>>23293
That's why you ask for a receipt of any costs. If they do not have an invoice or cannot provide the copy of one, then demand your full bond back or take it further.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:54:06 No. 23296
>>23291
I've known the bloke since high school and we we're pretty tight but this situation has soured things a little. I don't think he'd do that to me, he and the bitch are also on the lease. I think we each paid $891 for the bond when we moved in
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:58:37 No. 23297
>>23210
and now he's gone on stress leave for the remainder of the week. next three days are gonna be a shitshow.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 03:59:40 No. 23298
>>23297
He will probably make a claim against them for bullying and get a big payout.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 04:00:55 No. 23299
>>23296
I would keep a record of all contact. When people get really desperate they can go crazy, I wouldn't put it past anyone to make an accusation or try to take it.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 04:02:19 No. 23300
>>23299
Yeah, $800 is enough for some people to act like criminal fucktards.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 04:03:33 No. 23301
>>23298
another manager came to ask about my mental health shortly thereafter lol
showed him this place and he just nodded sagely and walked off
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 04:05:12 No. 23302
>>23298
Not unless they have taken action against him, as he would still have a job. He would need evidence of continued bullying to make a claim. If the job is stressful and its a front line position where you need to help people, it could be expected that it is stressful and part of the job description. Ultimately, he would need to show that the company was a fault as the cause to his breakdown.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 04:07:53 No. 23303
>>23301
So now we have a counselor and a workplace manager browsing the 8chon for Australian NEETies.
If any normie is reading this post you need to leave IMMEDIATELY. This is our safe space and you MUST respect that. Get OUT!
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 04:08:38 No. 23304
>>23303
I didn't really. I would never betray you like that.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 04:11:37 No. 23305
>>23285
IKTF
It's a scary thought, little neeto out in the big world by himself.
It might all turn to shit though. Hope not but there's a good chance of it.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 04:14:46 No. 23306
>>23288
nah man, half of this was made with scrap like old tires and shit and it's completely self sufficient
I posted the link to abc thing about the cult this morning. (I post news when the gen gets slow and I want to post about anything) and thought someone would say that that';s what the NEETtopia will end up like
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 04:16:18 No. 23307
>>23269
>looking for a serious relationship on tinder
even a whore has more integrity, because at least such a woman is honest
trash/garbage
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 04:17:13 No. 23308
>>23293
That's a pretty good point. I didn't think of that.
It was in a small town and I was seen as the reckless youth at the time.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 04:21:44 No. 23309
I want to hear from Monk.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 04:22:35 No. 23310
>>23213
why would you tell the truth about your emotional or psychological problems, ever? i don't think this has ever worked out well for anybody. its far better in my opinion to die with these feelings bottled up, never letting anyone in your life know how fucked up you are.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 04:24:23 No. 23311
I had to spill it all to a shrink so I could get the DSP bux.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 04:27:15 No. 23313
>>23306
I still can't imagine NEET compound hobbit holes being anything other than inevitable cave-in homes.
>>23312
>tfw
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 04:27:36 No. 23314
>>23312
>tfw too fat to sit comfortably with your spare tire making breathing and relaxing a chore
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 04:30:18 No. 23315
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 04:33:06 No. 23317
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 04:35:04 No. 23319
>>23318
What about this pepe?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 04:36:22 No. 23320
>>23319
I never hide Pepe.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 04:53:15 No. 23321
Anything special planned tomorrow?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 04:56:06 No. 23322
>>23321
It is just an American meme day. I don't think it means much to many people. I certainly won't be getting all depressed over it.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 04:57:15 No. 23323
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 04:59:03 No. 23324
>>23323
Saint Swithin's Day
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 05:10:10 No. 23325
>>23323
Valentine's Day, ironically on a Wednesday (aka 'hump day'). There'll be no humping for us.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 05:11:33 No. 23326
>>23321
When you keep asking it detracts from your normal >tfw depressed
Thankfully there will be more >tfw tomorrow for me to share my feelings
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 05:13:58 No. 23327
>>23325
How the fuck were a bunch of loner NEETs supposed to know that?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 05:14:53 No. 23328
>>23327
It's the one night of the year RapeNEET has to bring flowers.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 05:16:32 No. 23329
>>23328
Can you get flowers that knock people out?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 05:17:45 No. 23330
Meh, Valentine's Day is just another consumerist joke.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 05:18:20 No. 23331
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 05:20:08 No. 23332
Unsure if this is boy, girl, MTF or FTM. And what a strange first name.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 05:22:07 No. 23333
>>23329
Pretty sure I saw it in a Batman episode once.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 05:30:27 No. 23334
>>23332
whatever it is, it should be thrown off the nearest cliff
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 05:31:25 No. 23335
>>23332
Girl's name. And they're competing in a women's event so whatever.
Google says it's some white new-age hippy name for assholes.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 05:32:44 No. 23336
>>23334
If one bathroom is full you can just go over to the next one. It looks like an advantage to me
>>23335
>Google says it's some white new-age hippy name for assholes.
IKTF
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 05:33:18 No. 23337
>>23335
>Google says it's some white new-age hippy name for assholes.
I thought that was 'Chad'
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 05:43:11 No. 23338
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 05:44:10 No. 23339
>>23338
Chads are arseholes, was my point.
There's an entire nigger country called chad.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 05:46:44 No. 23340
>>23338
>hippy name
>Chad is old as hell.
"Its popularity suddenly peaked beginning in the mid 1960s, reaching rank 25 in 1972 and 1973"
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 05:57:01 No. 23341
>>23338
>the Welsh word cad meaning "battle"
even the word itself is a chad
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 06:15:10 No. 23342
>it's another "painfully bored but don't feel like doing anything" rerun
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 06:17:38 No. 23343
>>23342
Have you lived before?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 06:19:44 No. 23344
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 06:20:52 No. 23345
>>23338
Chad is eternal
>>23342
I've been there man. In bed sick atm watching zombie Home & Away
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 06:23:31 No. 23346
>>23345
>watching zombie Home & Away
How do you stand that shit?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 06:30:03 No. 23347
Just finished watching kekkai sensen and beyond, pretty good tbh. Might watch basilisk sequel next.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 06:31:02 No. 23348
>>23344
You've existed before?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 06:46:06 No. 23350
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 06:48:42 No. 23351
>>23185
how fat are you that you have fat rolls on your wrist?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 06:49:33 No. 23352
>>23348
Stop asking me these questions.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 06:49:59 No. 23353
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 06:50:33 No. 23354
>>23351
Wristwatches just do that.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 06:57:26 No. 23355
>>23352
You've been asked these questions before in a previous incarnation ?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 06:59:11 No. 23356
>>23355
FUCK OOOOOOOOOOFFFF
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:01:39 No. 23357
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:01:40 No. 23358
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:02:24 No. 23359
>>23350
>>23357
Diarrhea and gonads are pretty sweaty and hairy by definition.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:04:21 No. 23360
>>23359
My diarrhea isn't hairy
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:05:12 No. 23361
>>23360
That's exactly what a man with hairy diarrhea would say.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:06:02 No. 23362
Bloody busted rectal fissure.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:11:59 No. 23365
>>23361
I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont but I would say that if I had hairy diarrhea, which I dont
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:12:20 No. 23366
>>23364
A bit mushy, perhaps a little too much fibre in the diet?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:12:35 No. 23367
>>23364
exceptional consistency
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:13:59 No. 23368
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:14:59 No. 23369
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:15:26 No. 23370
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:18:37 No. 23371
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:19:50 No. 23372
>>23367
>>23366
I might keep and ferment it
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:20:46 No. 23373
>maccas removed the $2 mcdouble
REEEEEEEE
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:20:58 No. 23374
Figure I probably should tell some stories from my boomer helldesk days.
>come in at 6am so I can leave early
>6:02
>CTO calls me
>can I see the new laptops anon?
>go get one of the new laptops
>ultra portable dell over 1000$ machine
>I can't use this on an airplane
>the keyboard doesn't light up
>stacks of these things have already arrived
>im not sending them back
>ok mr CTO I will get you one with a backlit keyboard
>wait 2 weeks
>hey is my new pc ready?
>sure is
>give him the same one as 2 weeks ago
>ah perfect, good work
>mfw he forgot
This cunt would always raise a fuss just to seem like he was adding something.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:22:47 No. 23375
>>23295
>It stunk the car out for three days after simply taking it home for a 10 minute drive. We never returned as something wasn't right.
cracked me up for some reason, STINKY FISH
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:24:04 No. 23376
It'd be a lot easier for dogs to eat if they had hands.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:24:30 No. 23377
>>23374
>This cunt would always raise a fuss just to seem like he was adding something.
I know exactly the type and it is almost exclusively always boomer men. The women are definitely not much better though, anyone who has ever worked in retail or customer support will know exactly what I mean.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:24:30 No. 23378
>>23374
How did you eventually quit the job, or were you fired?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:25:30 No. 23379
Just had a 90 minute nap.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:27:01 No. 23380
>>23378
I was a contractor so I just didn't get renewed when we (unsurprisingly) lost business.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:27:15 No. 23381
>>23379
I had a 90 minute fap this morning, was better than the two hour affair yesterday. Are you refreshed?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:32:42 No. 23382
>>23381
I am not that refreshed. I think I napped too long.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:33:34 No. 23383
>>23381
I bet your wrists aren't fat like >>23185
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:33:42 No. 23384
>>23373
>no more McDoubles
>V Day
Could this week get any worse?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:33:42 No. 23385
>>23382
>>23382
I know that feel.
>too much sleep
<tired
>too little sleep
<tired
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:34:41 No. 23386
>>23385
>just right sleep
<goldilocks
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:37:35 No. 23387
Cooked some rump steak medallions and made a garden salad for dinner. Had a tub of jelly fruit and a tub of strawberry fruche for dessert. All paired with some lovely goon.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:38:57 No. 23388
>>23387
sounds nice. I hope the rump steak had a nice big thick bit of fat still on it?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:40:21 No. 23389
>>23388
Nah, I trimmed it. I was hungry (didn't have lunch with all the excitement) so I pan fried it instead of waiting for the weber to get hot.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:42:40 No. 23390
>>23389
>I trimmed it
I can't endorse that course of conduct. There is no point in eating rump steak if you aren't going to eat the fat. Are you gay?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:43:35 No. 23391
>>23390
I'm not gay and I'll fuckin fight you for saying it.
If I were to weber it, I'd leave the fat on and let the fire do it's thing.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:44:42 No. 23392
>>23391
>let the fire do it's thing
Which is what exactly?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:45:13 No. 23393
>>23392
Burn the worst of it off, and make the bits that survive edible.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:45:34 No. 23394
I inject the steak fat into my penis
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:46:17 No. 23395
>>23393
It is very edible pan fried. I bet you are not even of a proper executive size.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:46:41 No. 23396
>>23395
I posted the 55" belly pic last week.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:47:33 No. 23397
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 07:58:55 No. 23398
>>23396
Keep us updated on your journey towards 60 inches
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:00:15 No. 23399
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:02:12 No. 23400
>>23056
>>23295
>cooking chicken like that
NO
You fucking dont do that, sure you lose money for not being able to sell someone something but they're probably going to get salmonella and that's when you lose everything
T. Guy who wants to open a fish and chip shop for neets one day
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:04:40 No. 23401
>>23396
I don't even know if that is big or not. I have no idea how many inches my gut is.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:04:49 No. 23402
>>23400
Can I have a job in your fish and chip shop?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:06:04 No. 23403
>>23400
I have been thinking about opening a fish and chip shop. I don't think I have enough money to get started though.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:06:53 No. 23404
>>23401
Mine is 36'' inches and I weigh 84kg and 178cm in height.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:06:56 No. 23405
>>23402
I would need someone to be the cashier that I can trust
Can I trust you not to fuck up when giving me orders
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:07:58 No. 23406
>>23403
>>23404
What are the conditions you need to meet to get a loan
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:09:06 No. 23407
>>23406
I don't know but whatever they are I can't meet them.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:09:16 No. 23408
>>23406
If you have to ask you don't meet the requirements.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:09:32 No. 23409
>>23405
I'm pretty shit at maths and I'm kind of spergy around people so that's a no.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:10:30 No. 23410
>>23375
I do not know what it was but it just smelled bad. The fish had an okay taste not as fresh as usual but the smell was a danger sign that future meals would have resulted in food poisoning.
>>23400
I do not know why they did it but the shop was incredibly fucked up. While having no hot chickens ready, the BBQ cooker was cooking more chickens: at least 10. Mummybot tried to enjoy the meal and threw the remaining 80% of the chicken out. She then started listening to me more about food choices. It was the most nastiness preparation of food I have ever witnessed.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:10:56 No. 23411
>>23406
Dunno what business loans require, but home/car loans typically require 20% deposit.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:12:11 No. 23412
>>23408
So you can only get a loan if you know what the conditions are
What a Jewish system tbh
>>23409
Mate shit like that is done through a modern pos system
I just need you to be able to not fuck up taking an order
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:13:33 No. 23413
>>23411
So I'm thinking $200,000 for a loan so that's $40,000
Fuck, maybe all of us neets can chip in, pun not intended
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:13:42 No. 23414
>>23412
I could probably take orders then.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:15:28 No. 23415
>>23413
It might not be that bad. I suspect a business plan is required. I also suspect that businesses that are prone to failure (eg restaurants) have higher requirements.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:15:42 No. 23416
>>23410
Is the place still up
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:15:51 No. 23417
>>23413
Not a bad idea, we could call it NEET ltd Fish Co-op.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:16:50 No. 23418
>>23394
Now it looks like a club foot.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:18:13 No. 23419
>>23400
>fish and chip shop for neets
will that have a layby option like you do with your fines?
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:18:14 No. 23420
>>23415
I don't go in to fail and would only go in if I know I can make the product to a certain standard east replica table and priced low enough to fuel demand and high enough to make a margin
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:19:18 No. 23421
>>23412
> you can only get a loan if you know what the conditions are
it's all about confidence brah
you need to tell them to give you a loan
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:19:22 No. 23422
I demand a $30k/year cleaning position at this chip shop.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:19:59 No. 23423
>>23419
I'll sell you 9/10 large house made chips with top notch gravy for $3.50 if calculations are right
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:20:10 No. 23424
>>23422
>cleaning position
drinking the oil does not count as cleaning
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:20:18 No. 23425
>>23420
I you bought an existing fish and chip shop, you've save a fair bit of coin on fit out. You'd just need to spruce it up rather than purchase fryers, hot plates, etc.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:21:35 No. 23426
We will have the fish and chip shop in a town near the NEET Compound. NEETs can rotate in and out.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:21:41 No. 23427
>>23424
I will mop and wipe things.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:22:28 No. 23428
>>23422
I wouldn't need a cleaner
If a chef can't clean a kitchen he needs to take a different job
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:23:01 No. 23429
>>23423
I'd say a van type thing would be cheaper than rent. Maybe you could do it like that.
Although there's probably some type of tax/rent thing like what a ice cream van would have to pay.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:23:41 No. 23430
>>23428
Every fish and chip shop I've ever been in literally has a grease coating on every surface, and stalactites hanging from the air conditioning vents.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:24:26 No. 23431
>>23425
Issue is I have an area in mind and really most fish and chip shops I know aren't kitted with the shit I'd want
Ie no combi oven and all that
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:24:44 No. 23432
>>23428
Then I will cook too, as long as it's one of the chip shops where all the cooking is done out of sight of customers.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:24:51 No. 23433
>>23428
You could make it some weird novelty thing, like a bunch of asians that cant speak english and are always yelling and giggling and you order by a number, like number 1 for chips and gravy, 2 for hamburger
that'd be funny
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:25:53 No. 23434
>>23430
I'm not running this as a cook though and people who leave their work area filthy are fucking disgusting
How do they do it
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:27:36 No. 23435
>>23432
How good are you at general muse end place
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:27:46 No. 23436
>>23434
The oil from the fryer gets on everything. If you work there you will permanently smell of cooking oil.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:29:14 No. 23438
>>23416
New owners with a big sign advertising a change in ownership in bold letters. It uses to a great shop for high school kids after school that I visited at that time and for old school food ( battered sav).
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:29:44 No. 23439
>>23435
>muse end place
Yes.
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:29:54 No. 23440
>>23429
Thought about it
Would need someone to tolerate living with me and would be fine driving around aus also I know even less about the legalities for them
NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:30:01 No. 23441
New thread: >>23437
New thread: >>23437
New thread: >>23437
New thread: >>23437
New thread: >>23437
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NEET 02/13/18 (Tue) 08:30:36 No. 23443