/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Penis

>>2262

I need to overcome my fear of other people. Every little interaction frightens me.

Fuck, I posted a new thread just before seeing this one. Hope it's not there because I closed the tab that it was posting on.

Bairnsdale

>>2267

I don't see it on the catalogue mate.

>>2271

I'm relieved

>>2269

What's it like?

>>2272

I'm relieved that you are relieved.

>>2274

I was afraid.

Dingle berries.

>>2273

Beautiful. This is expensive Swedish stuff though, I think it could have been the most expensive there. No way am I getting hammered of it.

>>2266

Take it bit by bit, how about you begin by exposing yourself to random strangers on the internet?

>>2262

the fear abos exist

>>2270

I can't guarantee it will be a good story but I will post about it if you really want.

>>2279

Have you developed a grand plan and considered getting a publishing deal?

>>2265

That moment when you come at the right time

I want to start watching some of this season's anime, especially the one about inchlings in the forest, but there's tons of backlog I'm in the middle of getting through

>>2278

No-one wants to see my dick.

>>2280

That would be great mate. Just be honest and detailed.

>>2280

Yes please.

>>2284

I'm looking forward to that too, maybe the most out of this season. What have you got in your backlog?

>tfw depressed

>>2287

Thank you for the support in also asking for the story. Some of these NEETs are too embarrassed to admit they like to hear erotic NEET stories.

>>2289

i know that feel.

>tfw refreshed

>tfw undressed

>tfw dressed to the left

>>2285

Give it a go. You get to scare some people and excite some people all while have a gay old time talk

>>2269

Get Little Green. Shit is good and strong.

>>2297

I wish I was good and strong.

>>2283

>mfw that fist cunt in the water scrambling to grab that boat at the start literally went under and drowned while the retard rowing just continues rowing in circles

>>2298

My mum says I'm good and strong in bed

>>2300

My bed needs to be good and strong to keep from collapsing.

>>2299

Most of the time pajeets just flap their arms around and scream when they're drowning, then when they go under everyone goes about their business

Got an early dinner from the local chinky

>>2297

Thanks, this is a bit lite actually, going to fortify it with rum.

>>2301

That's a plus, congratulations on the strong support you have available in your life

>>2304

No problems. I love cider but the majority of it is pretty weak when you want to get drunk. Mercury's Hard Cider is cheap, strong and easy to drink as well if you want a pure get drunk cider.

>>2306

I like somersby apple cider

>>2307

>somersby

Their berry cider is fucking delicious.

Cider is a chicks drink tbh.

>>2309

Goon is a man's drink

>>2302

Yeah, it's every person for themselves living in such a shithole I'd say

>>2309

Hard cider and homebrew scrumpy etc aren't chicks drinks.

>>2303

post pics please.

>>2269

That shit is very dear and honestly not that great

Nice animes though

>>2314

Already eaten half and put the rest in the fridge for lunch tomorrow.

3 x spring rolls

1 x special fried rice

1 x lemon chicken

The lemon chicken was basically two battered chicken titties. Enough for two meals easy.

>>2316

I would have eaten it all and still been hungry for more. Big NEET here.

>>2317

I would have eaten a reasonable portion and then went back and ate the rest a couple of hours later when my self control weakened

>>2319

What's that?

>>2319

beautiful.

>>2320

Homemade dumplings (chicken and onion), in beetroot soup which was based on chicken broth. My mummybot made it all.

>>2318

Me too. And then my self control would be gone for a week or so as I gave over to the binge.

>>2319

Looks like raw chicken in pajeet water

>>2322

Is your Mummybot some kind of euro-wog?

>>2325

My parents are polish

>>2324

Never speak to me again

>>2326

Are they staunch white nationalists?

>>2327

They're boomers. My dad is really redpilled on jews though.

>>2315

The first few sips are good but then it just tastes like fruit juice.

Thanks.

>>2319

Looks interesting, don't know about the chicken part though.

>>2327

>slavs

>white

>>2328

That's a good sign.

>>2330

He's already said they're JQ aware.

Do Australians know how to have actual conversations or is it just constant passive shit talking?

>>2316

I get a special fried rice from a local azn shop too, I've walked in and eaten there before, I'm always the only white guy. I see asians go there and order delicious looking food when it comes out of the kitchen but I do't know what it is on the menu, I eat with a fork and spoon while they all use chopsticks, they all speak English there so it's not that bad

Do you neets think your dad's watch porn, I remember using my dad's laptop once and going through Internet history and couldn't find any porn

>>2333

Sometimes we non passively shit talk too

My dad is too tech-tarded to look up porn online.

>>2335

My dad watched porn every time he was home alone. He was technologically illiterate and didn't know how to hide his tracks. He even signed up for porn sites using the family email address and they sent us emails addressed to his embarrassing, immediately-recognisable username.

It was all gay porn.

>>2334

This place is full blown chinky chong. They make their english-speaking kids work the counter, while the family is out the back cooking up dog or whatever.

>>2335

My dads friend gave him some on an unmarked tape that two of my sisters and I came across, we watched it and acted it out. We were only like 6-8 or something so nothing actually happened.

>>2335

I've never seen any hint that he watches porn but I did see a picture of ex step mummybots tits on his phone once about ten years ago. Was pretty nice.

>>2338

>it was all gay porn

Doubtful.

>>2343

What's doubtful? I used to check the Netscape Navigator image cache and it was full of naked men. Not a single woman.

>>2338

Is your mum a man?

>>2342

Did you ever have impure thoughts about ex stepmummybot?

>>2344

Maybe it was your own browsing history.

>>2347

I was smart enough to delete mine. And they weren't men.

>>2345

No.

>>2346

I was about 12 at the time so I barely had any thoughts that didn't fit into that category

>>2344

Maybe your dad was bi m8, was your upbringing shit?

>>2350

Yes my upbringing was shit. He was a total cunt to me.

>>2344

Nothing gay about admiring a fine example of the male physique

>>2349

You never sniffed any knickers or anything like that did you?

I used to be such a horny little bastard. I look back and blush. I was so lucky I never got caught.

>>2351

If you dress up like a twink and put out hell be nice to you

>>2351

Did you get many father and son bonding moments? Did he ever give you a hug?

>>2352

Sounds like some of Monk's admirers are still with us.

>>2355

No he never touched me. He was really friendly to this friend I had though. It was fucking creepy. He'd always ask me where he was.

>>2357

He used you to get the Bois

>>2353

One day I accidentally left evidence that I'd been in their room while they were at work. Nearly necked myself when they came home and pointed it out. She didn't specifically say anything, but it was painfully obvious she knew.

Mummybot found the undies I obtained from the neighbor once too, that wasn't a fun time.

Luckily I grew out of it and didn't end up getting bashed or in jail or anything.

>>2360

Should have eaten the evidence like I do.

>>2360

What did you do in their room?

>>2362

Just looked at panties really, I wasn't weird enough to cum on them or anything.

>>2364

Then what evidence did you leave behind? Something's not adding up.

>>2358

I think the horse has bolted.

>>2365

Meant for >>2363

>>2365

Are you bad Detective NEET?

>>2368

I am an unnamed NEET.

>>2365

Things obviously moved around, I was a bit of a brainlet so my efforts to cover it up were less than satisfactory

>>2368

Hopefully you're not a government affiliated detective, otherwise that neet just broke ausneets law

>>2372

He is a private dick.

>>2373

As we should all be

>>2374

I don't mind seeing them.

>>2375

dadneet please go

>>2375

>being gay

I used to steal prescription drugs out of my mums room but her memory is as bad as mine so she never noticed

Apparently the max was 41c here today

My neetstick is real sweaty

>>2378

Which drugs?

>tfw I listen to this on repeat for some reason

>>2379

Use some talcum powder.

Song I like.

>>2380

Valiums and some oxy, found other stuff as well.

>>2382

They're still hanging on

>>2385

How old were you when you started experimenting with those kinds of drugs?

>>2386

Use a hair dryer.

>>2387

10

>>2387

13 or something, was on the goon by 14

>>2390

>on the goon by 14

Wtf m8

>>2389

That is very young.

>>2390

What a beautiful life story, what point are you up to at the moment?

>>2394

Well I'm 27 and still on the goon, I remember Dan giving a speech at my high school about his lowest prices guarantee and I couldn't resist.

>>2395

>27 and still on the goon

At least you aren't on meth.

Just got back

Going to break my tower post up into little towers

>329 posts since I left

You've been a busy bunch of NEETs

>>2067

Wore myself out, after helping her move yesterday as well I'm fucked

Earned $200 though, that's with a $40 bonus because I'm a top cunt

We cleaned 7 businesses

>>2076

What does he talk about?

>>2080

I think our close proximity to everyone might've caused our distance within our communities. We are all scared of one another.

Although, while wring that I thought of us as primitives when we used to all live together in one "building" so maybe we are supposed to live close to everyone.

I dunno

>>2087

>swamp cooler

what a dude, I'll watch the rest of that when I finish catching up with the gen

Is this too much of a normie song?

>>2398

I only listen to Moonman.

>>2399

I listen to aboriginal orgies next door

>>2400

I listen to rape nigger music when I go to the gym because they blare it on the speakers

>>2098

Needs an avocado, a hatchback and plane tickets

pretty good though

>>2102

>screw things up too badly.

>talking about screwing metal sheets to posts

fucking comedian

>>2113

I just use a bit of oil and salt then rub it with newspaper

works like sandpaper

>>2140

pics related

>>2145

stop stealing my pepes, you're supposed to trade

no wonder the market crashed

>>2168

great pics mate, where's the fifth one from?

>>2401

You should find a new gym.

>>2395

Stop being a faggot.

>>2404

Odd way of trying to start one of the "actual conversations" Australians are lacking.

>>2405

Cunts only recognize severity.

>>2407

those pepes were supposed to be for this post >>2402 cross thread posting is fucking me up

>>2276

You need more fibre in your diet if they are dingling

>>2319

>pierogi z barszczem

wat?

>>2322

Oh.

Rub her belly for me, she's a good girl

>>2332

Then they picked the yids side

>>2333

fucking whatever you recon cunt, I like your flag ay looks cool poofter

I have reached enlightenment, I did something stupid and so I am now going to give up on alcohol. It's empty carbs anyway, and it dulls the mind.

>>2411

What was the stupid thing you did? Give all the embarrassing details please.

>>2410

>Then they picked the yids side

My parents aren't with the semites.

>>2412

It's too embarrassing…

>>2335

I stole one of his dvds once, it was jenna jameson getting plowed by two chicks with strapons

he has awesome taste

>>2351

Just the tip of it was shitty, the rest was covered in vaseline

>>2356

/ausneets/ has such a different feel to /aus/

are they new or just didn't post openly before?

>>2369

*unnamedNEET

that's your name.

>>2373

was that a Duckman pun?

>>2383

I still haven't closed it neither

>>2413

Nothing wrong with picking a winner mate

and I'm up to date with the gen

you cunts better read my replies, I spent half an hour going through all that shit

>>2414

Lucky you are anonymous here then. You will feel better getting it out.

>>2415

I always read your replies mate, even when you towerpost.

What efforts did your dad make to hide his porn stash?

>>2266

I know, Im starting to feel like I need someone irl I can tell my problems with

Everything is bottled up and I dunno what to do and being anti social isn't helping

>>2351

Did he rape you

you can tell us, unlike mainstream media we don't put down male rape victins

>>2415

>/ausneets/ has such a different feel to /aus/

It turns out the biggest cunts were the most reluctant to leave.

>>2417

It was in his cupboard under his jumpers, I used to snoop about looking for coins so I could go to school and but an iced coffee from the canteen and not look like a poorfag because he never gave me an allowance

they used to be $2 each back then

How was your day, mine was tiring but i had a couple painkillers and a sandwich (i hadnt eaten all day neither)

Felt all sore and was about to pass out from no energy and exhaustion

>>2419

I was not raped.

>>2420

Yeah but there seems to be a lot of newfriends or the lurkers started posting

maybe the regulars just came out of their shells a bit and dont feel as intimidated to show their softer sides here

>>2416

no i won't, you will all bully me and call me the anal masturbation neet

>>2423

/aus/ always had a nazi vibe.

Losing the nazi vibe has caused people to be more open about themselves. They don't have to be larping as a nazi all day. here you can say you want to fuck an asian girl and don't have to worry that you will be deluged with nazi larping.

>>2424

Did you get caught by someone else?

>>2425

You can do that so long as you don't have children with her.

>>2345

It's NatSoc not (((Nazi))) nor is it (((altright))) for that matter

>>2425

I'm that way inclined, but I'll give the rest of you a pass.

>>2425

Maybe the BO of /aus/ deleted his posts, there was a recent one where he sort of said the same thing

>>2424

Oh you've done it now

You have to tell us now

>>2431

I don't remember that.

>>2426

no

>>2432

i stuck a finger up there and now i feel like i am a disgusting homo and my arse hurts

>>2436

Jesus Christ that is nothing. You are way too sensitive.

>>2437

Both figuratively and literally lol

>>2434

Someone said about how the natsoc's are larpers and he said something along the lines of /aus/ has always been far right nazi shit

I couldn't find the post so I might be remembering it kind of wrong but that was the gist of it

>>2438

Yeah one finger shouldn't hurt.

>>2441

holy shit, what have we become?

>>2443

Something great.

>>2443

bum curious nazis apparently

>>2445

>another /pol/

just what the internet need

>>2436

Only a finger?

>>2447

It's not gay if Mummybot bought cheap toiletpaper and your finger broke through

>>2448

It might be the only ass you'll ever get.

I have to finger myself in the shower to clean my arse because of my haemorrhoids. It is fucking awful I tell you.

>>2435

>tfw your post got screen capped

>>2450

I just use the Karcher

>>2441

I like this juxtaposing of absolutely degerate boards and /aus/

>>2452

I think I need a more gentle touch.

>>2436

Only a finger?

Once I put a little torch up there

It was really rough to get out

>>2452

Kek

>>2445

We're bum curious natsocs

Get it right you TRSodomite

>>2446

Tbh even full/pol/ is supporting (((Trump))) to much

>>2457

I'm a soc curious bumnat

>>2458

Some of that is heavy sarcasm though.

>>2460

Have you been with a lot of escorts?

>>2458

/polk/ was formed because of that, then it died after a failed move to another chan.

>>2462

Quite a few.

>>2460

With her penis?

>>2464

Do you recommend it?

>>2465

No, it was a female, not a tranny.

>>2466

Maybe, always regret it like an hour or so later, mostly because it's a waste of money and good wank would provide the same sort of relief.

>>2458

Imkampfy, some faggot from 4pol and a mod called adam from the donald shilled each others shit to one another to increase posters/board views

I've gone on about this a few times and posted the screencaps of their discord some cunt took but NEETs yelled at me each time

the "ceterpede" and "pede" thing was part of it.

The storm is probably part of it too although I know fuck all about that and the community I got that from doesnt exist anymore because endchan fucked up and they moved again without me finding out where to.

>>2463

I wasn't going to mention the community but yeah, that's where I found that shit (on end though)

>>2467

Did you lose your virginity to an escort?

>>2470

No.

>>2472

Losing your virginity is no big deal tbh, I felt no different afterwards.

>>2473

You didn't do it right then.

>>2472

That's what I'm doing tomorrow.

>>2474

How did you do it?

>>2475

Good luck mate.

>>2476

Right.

>>2478

Tell us about it.

The only thing I immediately thought after losing my virginity was that I had added another sin to my ever growing list of sins.

>>2479

I cant remember losing my virginity, I was _9

>>2480

The whole concept of sin is bullshit.

>>2463

/polk/ was formed as controlled opposition

>>2482

Perhaps, I see it more like a list of things that one should try and have control over, the problem is the list is full of some the most hardest things to refrain from doing.

Just came back from the shops. Surprisingly low amount of people there, I thought plenty would be there.

>>2482

I hope you repent soon.

>>2482

Not really when you take the bible as a case not of one of religion but a blueprint for society

The damnation of sin is the worse life you leave for those after you

>>2481

That is odd. What is the story anon?

>>2483

I hope this is a larp as a /pol/lack

>>2485

Maybe sportsball is on

>>2482

Yeah everyone should just act like degenerates

>>2490

The cricket is on, Australia is getting BTFO though

>>2489

This is semi serious shitposting from an Aussie

As far as I know /ausneet/ is the only board that's not controlled

>>2491

People shouldn't need to apologise for being human.

>>2488

About half the lads in my home town lost their virginity to her by the time they were 15

she was 10 and her mum found the franger because it came back up after I flushed it down her toilet

>>2492

I thought we already won

>>2493

/ausneets/ is controlled opposition to tempt NEETs to leave the /pol/ redpill and take up bumfingering instead.

>>2420

I don't really such much cuntish behavior in that thread though

>>2481

I win 6

>>2497

Yeah, what dont you get?

>>2496

We won the real cricket now we're losing the meme cricket

>>2500

I dont think that counted, unless you actually want to talk about that experience for real this time.

>>2498

Goon is the soul of white society

>>2494

Self restraint is an important part of being human

>>2504

I don't drink.

>>2503

I thought I already told you that story

>>2490

>>2490

Not well versed on normieball but I thought the season hasn't started yet?

>>2501

Could you even get hard as a 9 year old?

>>2506

Babies can have erections and condoms prevent stds. Kids should not be fucking though, that's weird

I used to get stiffies when I was 8

>>2511

Surely they make condoms for micro penises

>>2506

I didn't have pubes but she did ad she said to use a condom.

>>2508

Not entirely you dont have to if you dont want to

>>2509

I remember being around 6 in the bath and I yelled at my mum to come see what was happening and she yelled at me and threw a towel over my pecker

Burger here. Can I be your guys' friend?

>>2506

I've been able to have erections for as long as I could remember, I just couldn't cum until 15

>>2509

The other normieball, the one with the stick and the ball, not grassjump

>>2507

You better start

>>2515

No

>>2515

Maybe

>>2515

Sorry we're full.

>>2515

You're clearly Icelandic

>>2514

What didn't I say

>>2520

Is that really important? Why do borders matter guys?

>>2521

packin' heat brother

>>2523

Iceland has the same border as us.

>>2510

It's okay if it's a boy and an older onee-chan.

>>2523

Becausr they separate me from Victoria

>>2526

Stop watching anime

>>2522

It seems like you want to unload sometimes, whereas other times it's as if you just want people to ask about it.

I have seen him tell the story. Something about his neighbour raping him and his brother. He has even given the guy's name before.

Hey BO

How many banners can we have? and what are the specifications of the background?

>>2523

Because we're full

>>2530

That's a case of my shit psyche to be honest

I Can cycle between europhoria and depression pretty fast

>>2527

Is Victoria your EX? Is she hot? What size are her tits?

>>2534

How the Fuck can you have 500kb in 300px by 100px

>>2534

>300

awesome, thank you.

>>2535

She is pretty hot but she has shacked up with a somalian now

>>2537

Hey if Grape can be content with a cardboard cutout why can't you

>>2537

I still need to get around to watching that

>>2540

Grape wasn't content. He died remember?

>>2539

What a terrible slut. Does she now know that her value has plummeted to zero?

>>2536

animation?

>>2535

She's usually pretty hot this time of year especially in her bush

>>2546

oh i get it now

>>2542

>>2542

He died because he was content

He died peacefully and not due to the usually breathibg problems

>>2550

We're ashamed of you too buddy

>>2543

Well her value in the market is only beaten by good old Sydney girl but they'll all crash by 20

>>2550

>wishing I had taken creepshots.

Why didn't you just go up and talk to her? Girls like when guys do that. It's normal.

>>2544

I feel like a brainlet

>>2553

Fuck off Chad

>>2553

If you don't know why he couldn't then why are you here

>>2555

Seriously, don't take creepshots of possibly underage girls. That's getting raped by somalian gang members in jail causing behavior

>>2550

Have a wank

>>2558

Nah doing bomb threats is

>>2552

Perth is pretty hot too, although she has a hit too much dardy noongar in her

>>2561

She doesn't burn quite the way Victoria has

I remember her in 08 and oh man she was smoking and blazing all round

>>2555

>Plus I'm not 100% sure she was of legal age.

How is that relevant? Just don't ask her for sex or be a creepy weirdo. Just have a normal conversation. That isn't illegal. And if it does go further, just don't get caught, or get a good lawyer. My dad got me a pretty good team of lawyers for that.

>>2563

Have a wonderful wank

>>2564

She got burned bad down south a couple of years back

>>2556

My name isn't Chad. It's Maximilian.

>>2565

Oh so not only are you a Chad but you're rich and probably Barron Trump for all we know so probably under aged

>>2555

>She would have been repulsed by me.

Why do you think that? If that's true why don't you work on yourself?

>>2567

And if she doesn't get her act together she'll get burned pretty bad by the Somalis

>>2570

Different NEET but I have autism

Women seem to be repulsed by it

>>2570

>work

Reeeeeeeee

>>2573

Kek

>>2573

What's wrong with work?

How do you expect to meet and talk to attractive girls if you don't come off well?

>>2575

Fate or something idunno

>>2575

Well I've got shit genetics

>>2577

That's a poor excuse.

>>2578

Mate I've got diagnosed conditions

>>2580

Leave him for now maybe we can teach him something

>>2579

Okay? So you're using them as a poor excuse.

Do you have the physical capability to work out?

Do you have the physical capability to achieve more with yourself?

You do. Your autism is irrelevant.

I think if we've got the capacity to post on an imageboard, we've got the capacity to change a little at a time.

>>2583

Yes but one can't expect too much.

>>2582

I try and always I fuck it up for myself

You seem to smart too understand

>>2586

Noice

>>2583

What makes you say that

It's the golden age of rape NEETS, don't waste those bucks on hookers

>tfw laying in bed depressed

I think a banner themed on the neet who died doing WFD would be cool

>>2586

Very good mate. You do high quality work.

>tfw messaged a mate and he hasn't responded

>>2593

I thought you said massaged for a second

>>2590

The past few nights I have been doing that

>>2593

The best way to avoid that feel is to never message anyone. Completely socially isolate yourself. that's what I did

Only one wank today. I have done well.

>>2597

Time quads checked

>>2598

Only if you are in one of the shit states.

>>2600

Ahh, the text is too small to read on the second one

>>2600

You are an absolute champion.

Did any of you save the pic of the dirty cumdies?

Lets have a moments silence for the poor souls that are going back to work tomorrow.

>>2606

>>2605

You are a man of fine taste and know what is of exceptional value, thanks

>>2605

Which NEET produced the famous cumdies in the middle, the blue elastic ones?

>>2607

Good thing I work afternoon shift so I can still get drunk

>>2611

How drunk are you getting?

>>2612

13 standard drinks

>>2614

That's an unlucky number. Better make it 14.

>>2615

I think it should be a rule any lucky number means they should have a wank

feel when youll never be part of this

>>2616

Each lucky number

>>2617

Would have been pretty fun.

>>2617

2005 wasn't that long ago really. I still remember it

>>2617

Aussie race riot was some cunt (((who made the video))) too stupid to spell Cronulla riots?

>>2620

I was a leftie back then. The shame, the shame.

>>2617

I feel like racism wasn't as of a big deal back then. Imagine if something like that happened today.

>>2622

What made you switch, was it a gradual thing or did something big change your mind?

>>2624

It was pretty gradual. There was no one big incident. Just the programming started to wear off as I saw more of things for myself.

>>2626

Melbourne is too far gone.

>>2622

I was the same

>>2624

For me, I kind of think I'm pretty much the same. The definitions of "left" and "right" changed.

Might go to bed

>>2629

sleep tight bud

>>2629

Good night mate.

I wasn't political but I wan't racist either. When you are younger you get raised on this idea that every body is equal and the media reinforces that but once you actually see things for your self this view starts to change.

>>2626

Hopefully

>>2627

I disagree, if you looked at some of the comments sections on facebook on the news stories about african crime, it is clear a lot of normies are very fed up and openly dropping red pills.

Same, I remember in about year 9 I would shed a tear watching some sob story video about poverty in Africa or something.

Now I unironically want to see Sudanese thugs shot in the gutter.

>>2632

I was the same when I was a kid, but when I was in my early teens I was a bit redpilled, but unwillingly since I didn't even know what left/right meant then.

>>2633

There is a big step from making Facebook comments to taking to the streets.

>>2634

School is full of that lefty brainwashing. English and Drama were the worst at it but they all did it.

>>2632

>>2634

I know these feels.

>>2629

Will be going as well soon. Goodnight anon.

>>2637

Has an unpleasant mouth.

>>2637

Are you the spyglasses anon? I wish I did some creep shots considering some of the hot as fuck girls I have seen at the shops. How do I get into this type of stuff?

Nice pics btw

>>2636

A few of them implied physical violence, I think a lot of the average normies in vic are getting more redpilled than we think

>>2637

I've seen her before, she has a huge dick

Hi guys. What's wrong?

>>2645

Nothing. why would something be wrong?

>>2647

Because you guys are very abnormal.

>A new study incorporating traditional Indigenous Australian ecological knowledge describes the largely unknown behaviour of so-called 'firehawk raptors' – birds that intentionally spread fire by wielding burning sticks in their talons and beaks.

Stay inside, don't want birds dropping burning sticks on you.

>>2644

>Number of sexual partners she's had before it becomes a deal breaker?

This is pretty hard, I'd draw the line at 10

>Drug problems, bi-polar or any mental illness, would you tolerate?

Complete deal breaker for me, especially mental illness.

>Political views?

Traditionalist

>Would you care if she cheated on you?

Absolutely, she'd be out the door and forgotten about.

>Physical disabilities like no limbs, missing arms would you tolerate?

Another deal breaker.

>Financial status?

Wouldn't bother me if she was rich or poor.

>>2644

Last year I made the switch from 3D to 2D in an (I feel) organic way, so I have really high standards and would not take any relationship with a 3D girl seriously. I used to get really strong oneitis feelings, and now I'll never be capable of feeling like that about a 3D. To answer your questions:

>Number of sexual partners she's had before it becomes a deal breaker?

Pretty small, like 3 max. If she has a tinder account, instant turnoff.

>Drug problems, bi-polar or any mental illness, would you tolerate?

Depression maybe, because I could empathise. No mania, or cluster B bullshit though. If she has a weed habit it would shorten the relationship for sure but I'd appreciate a low-maintenance weed girl while it lasted.

>Political views?

I'd be ok with unthinking normalfag-tier politics but nothing worse, no leftie political activist shit.

>Would you care if she cheated on you?

Dropped.

>Physical disabilities like no limbs, missing arms would you tolerate?

Amputee stuff is fine. Nothing that makes her face or tits ugly though.

>Financial status?

Am indifferent.

>>2650

>This is pretty hard, I'd draw the line at 10

cuck

Your relationship has like a 70% rate of failure if she's had more than 2.

>>2650

>10 sexual partners

>traditionalist

>>2644

>I'd like to gauge some outlooks people have here. If you were to get a girlfriend, how much would you lower your standards?

My standards aren't very high, there have been girls I have had a crush on before and other people have called them ugly, so I guess they are low.

>Number of sexual partners she's had before it becomes a deal breaker?

Never thought much about this, but I think around 3-4, my concern is if they were one night stands or proper relationships. I'd prefer a girl who has had a history of long relationships. Ideally she would have had none, but I digress

>Drug problems, bi-polar or any mental illness, would you tolerate?

Depends on the drug. Heroin/meth/crack are a no, others are fine. I have mental illnesses too, as long as they aren't anything overly stupid like BPD, or anything cluster B.

>Political views?

Don't care

>Would you care if she cheated on you?

Yes. Very.

>Physical disabilities like no limbs, missing arms would you tolerate?

Wouldn't tolerate that tbh, since I have all my limbs and no physical defects.

>Financial status?

Don't care.

Ideally I would want a very clingy neurotic girlfriend.

>>2644

More than 3 sexual partners/boyfriends would be a dealbreaker

No drug problems, I'd tolerate her having anxiety but thats it

No physical disabilities, I wouldn't mind her political views unless shes a hardcore greenie, she'd conform to my standards as all women do after a while.

If she cheated on me I'd kill her

>>2644

I'd like a woman that's just a torso that I can move around in a wheelbarrow

>>2652

>tits

What if she has one tit, or three?

>>2657

Does it talk to you?

>>2653

>Your relationship has like a 70% rate of failure if she's had more than 2.

The more you know I guess, I will now draw the line at 2, I think it would be pretty hard to come across a girl who has had less than 2 sexual partners in this day and age which I why i put out the number 10.

>>2658

Three is good if it's not a fucked up shape. Like if there's a tit the same size as her other tits in the middle, or below one of the main tits, or even on her back. If she had back tits, I'd be happier with a whole second pair actually. One is harder, probably would reject.

>>2656

>If she cheated on me I'd kill her

lol that is a bit melodramatic.

>>2660

2 is difficult, but not THAT hard. 10 is kind of ridiculous. Set it at 4 or something also define sexual partners as actual sex and it's easier. A lot of garbage has making out as a sexual activity which is bullshit and doesn't increase that failure rate, only PIV sex does.

>>2659

No, it has a life support system to keep the body alive so I have no need for a brain or head

>>2664

>no need for a head

Where are you going to stick your dick to shut it up?

>>2662

What do you think should happen to cheating spouses?

Crimes of passion were forgiven for most of human history.

>>2666

Calm down satan.

>>2663

I honestly don't think 10 is that ridiculous, women in this day and age are completely fallen creatures.

>>2666

Crimes of passion are not forgiven these days mate and you don't want to spend 30 years of your life in jail over some cheating roastie.

>>2666

>What do you think should happen to cheating spouses?

They get abortions and their second man gets castrated

>>2668

I just dated a 27 year old girl who had only 2. We never had sex but I'm pretty sure I could have pushed her into it.

>>2669

Fucking brilliant m80, BO, get on this shit now

>>2669

Another great pair mate.

>>2670

I know they're not. Doesn't mean whats legal now is normal. Women can cheat on their husband, divorce when he finds out, and profit from it.

They should just be killed.

WTF is a cumdies?

Is anything you guys do normal?

>>2676

Occasionally, I'm not a cumdies user myself

>>2677

>WTF is a cumdies?

>>2676

Cumdies are a pair of underwear that you use as a cum rag. How did you find this board?

>>2644

I don't even want one in the first place.

>>2679

Hot threads or something. I usually hang out in >>>/fit/

>>2676

VPN poster you can quit roleplaying now.

>>2682

>criticism

<from an autist

Fuck off.

>>2683

>implying autism is bad

It's actually good.

>>2683

Autism makes imageboards great

>>2684

>mental deficiencies are good

Oh (((you))).

>>2685

>big boys

4U

>>2688

Bottle shops would be closed now wouldn't they?

>>2688

This sounds familiar.

>>2687

Autism is dedication and attention to detail without a subject matter

We gravitate towards that with the largest mass, without the exceptionally sized NEETs this board would fall apart.

>>2690

My heart fluttered too.

>>2692

That's a really nice colour scheme

good job

>>2692

Excellent stuff m80.

>>2693

lol you are still gay for him.

>>2688

>tfw haven't had any alcohol in months

I threw out my goon because it went bad, guess I'm fucked

>>2696

Yes but in a no homo way

>>2697

How can you tell your goon has gone bad?

>>2697

I get so pissed off when I have to throw out sour cream or cheese or tomato paste because it gets mouldy

>tfw polack boomer parents successfully passed down their neat-freak and hate-wasting-food values

>>2698

Maybe just a little homo I think.

>>2693

sup cruisey

>>2699

Drank fuck all of it and threw up straight away

>>2700

My mummybot is the same, have to explain to her that throwing out the moldy bread is what everyone else does

>>2703

Not much matey, yourself?

>>2705

>In an agape way

As in your anus is agape?