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NEET General #203 - Tech Support Edition NEET 09/22/18 (Sat) 07:53:13 No.152773 [View All]

My name is Pajeet Dolesh and I work for Microsoft, how may I help you?

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 05:54:14 No.153475

You crush my hopes every time

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 05:54:56 No.153476

I miss realHans

I hope the refugees haven't enriched him

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 05:55:23 No.153477

truHans probably picked up some work with a local ISP. He might be sniffing these very packets.

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 05:59:08 No.153478

Alright NEETs I'm gonna go wash my penis

See you in a few hours

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 06:01:42 No.153479

Alright, I'm gonna do something productive too

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 06:03:55 No.153480

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Meanwhile at the evil neet commune

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 06:05:20 No.153481

Don't use a scourer

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 06:05:56 No.153482

NK is that you on the ground?

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 06:12:29 No.153483

im having a heineken beer and i am really enjoying the taste.

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 06:13:28 No.153484

For a brighter shine use sandpaper and alcohol.

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 06:16:37 No.153485

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/onelegged-australian-performer-denied-entry-to-two-popular-paris-tourist-attractions/news-story/987df88c044a079103ab6c91ca7918cd

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 06:17:28 No.153486

She couldn't get a leg over.

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 06:17:46 No.153487

Perfect, I couldn't think of a good tagline.

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 06:18:43 No.153488

>tfw no cripple gf

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 06:20:45 No.153489

>Aussie

>Ms Abdolhosini

What a kick to hear. I bet she really gives white Australians a run for their money.

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 06:22:47 No.153490

>what a kick to hear

good one

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 06:25:04 No.153491

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Thanks, I guess you could say I got my foot in the door on that one.

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 06:28:45 No.153492

3rd wank of the day goes to 'sexy lilly'

Now I'm bored and want another wank but have to wait.

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 06:31:40 No.153493

You might want to take a break if you're resorting to jacking off to flowers now

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 06:32:54 No.153494

He's building up his stamina, he needs to be able to wank non-stop around the clock.

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 06:40:20 No.153495

Does 7/11 sell toilet paper

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 06:41:31 No.153496

I am guessing no, or it's going to be very expensive. It's a rare item for Indians.

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 06:42:41 No.153497

>Just the fuel and the loo paper, please. Thanks mate, nice quads by the way

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 06:57:48 No.153498

Does Dan offer a penis washing and bum wiping service ?

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:05:01 No.153499

>The fear in Kunta's eyes when he says "I saw white men".

Have any of you seen Roots?

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:06:55 No.153500

Joondalup Dan's offers these services and many more in the dumpster behind the store

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:07:06 No.153501

I did when it first aired

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:07:39 No.153502

That was like 40 years ago.

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:08:57 No.153503

lazy unemployed man

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:09:16 No.153504

yep, sounds about right

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:09:53 No.153505

Nah that's my apprentice, he's not very good

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:10:13 No.153506

You can add old to that list.

I thought our oldest NEET was 43.

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:10:45 No.153507

You need to up-skill him m8, he's needs your training.

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:11:42 No.153508

born in 64

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:12:02 No.153509

He'd already nutted too like the shitcunt he is.

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:12:28 No.153510

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He needs to bulk up to commit a good rape

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:12:46 No.153511

Since you're currently undergoing vodka training, why don't you give a few tips to build his expertise.

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:13:40 No.153512

Me on the right

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:14:06 No.153513

Why not on the left?

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:14:17 No.153514

Are you the original oldNEET?

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:14:41 No.153515

He likes to watch.

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:15:12 No.153516

No, I am another

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:15:16 No.153517

excuse me

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:15:50 No.153518

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Starting to feel guilty towards my future self for wasting my opportunities in the present

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:16:47 No.153519

Let him worry about that.

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:17:39 No.153520

He needs to do it with his cock

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:17:40 No.153521

Nah, I'm oldNEET, he's oldestNEET

it's actually kinda cool being one of the young'uns for a change

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:17:56 No.153522

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ElderNEET

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:18:16 No.153523

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Worry less about the past, present and the future with my support.

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NEET 09/23/18 (Sun) 07:18:38 No.153524

He'll put you in your place, at least til he forgets to take his meds.

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