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 No.139823 >>139851 >>139853 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Some number i didn't recognise called me this morning, so i didn't answer, and they left a voicemail. The message was from some poo in loo who didn't say anything other than tell me to call back on a particular number and then told me not to disregard the message in a rather threatening manner. My voicemail specifically tells people I'm not going to answer if I don't know who they are.

Has this happened to anyone else? Why are Indians still allowed to call our country?

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 No.139851

>>139823 (OP)

He wants to listen to you take a poo in your clean loo

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 No.139853

>>139823 (OP)

Report pajeet to the police.

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 No.139854>>139903 >>140582

If you get a female caller, start talking porn styles. Compliment them on their beautiful English-speaking voice. Believe it or not, they LOVE this particular compliment.

Then ask them to say something like "I wrap my hand around your cock" in that same, smooth beautiful voice.

If they hesitate, be genuine at all times and say, "Sorry, it's just that I've been browsing some Indian porn sites and I'm a bit turned on right now. Could you please say the words?"

Start bargaining that you promise to let them finish the call if they'll just say the words.

Mostly you'll end up being transferred to an angry male supervisor and then you just wind him up by denying or telling him to go fuck his sister etc.

I have had one success though. It was a Malaysian woman, or some sort of Asian. She said the words and my dick became diamonds.

This is why I love getting those messages on my PC saying "stop everything and call this number". It's porno time!

Don't worry, nothing bad can happen to you. They know they are being completely fraudulent and illegal.

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 No.139860>>139907 >>140805

I keep getting calls from people who when i answer say they are from windows and theres something wrong with my computer. i've said multiple times dont call back, one time when i said that the guy called me a cock sucker which was pretty funny - something about swearing in an accent cracks me up

also, if you answer and there is a noticeable pause before they talk they may be recording you

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 No.139903>>140660

>>139854

Indian women are rank as fuck thou, might as well be talking to a boong

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 No.139907

>>139860

Nah, that noticeable pause is them picking up the phone, they use autodiallers.

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 No.140582>>140829

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 No.140660>>141447

>>139903

Indian women can be very different. Just north and south alone is a huge difference. Jesus christ man, nothing is as bad as boong.

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 No.140805

>>139860

Waste their time. Pretend to follow their instructions.

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 No.140829

>>140582

Get off our board filthy analbanian

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 No.141176>>141446

Neighbor cooks curry all the time…. two kids raise hell all evening

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 No.141446

>>141176

must smell fucking awful

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 No.141447

>>140660

What about the Jew

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