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how is the depression?
Anything planned for the weekend?
old
>>135291
▶ No.136129
>>136127 (OP)
>how is the depression?
Terrible!
>Anything planned for the weekend?
No!
>old
Yes!
▶ No.136130>>136131 >>136320
dietNEET here. Yesterday's crisis of confidence seems to have passed. Feeling better this morning. Hoping to restrict myself to 1150 calories today.
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>>136130
It's friday mate, why not treat yourself to something yummy?
You can always start again tommorow!
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>>136131
Nice try Satan. But I am staying strong for the Lord.
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>>136132
Good onya DN, I would've called him a jew though, but satan works.
Hang in there m8, you've got this far.
Just thought I heard my cat at the door but it wasn't him.
3 fucking weeks now.
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>>136132
How much do you weigh?
>>136133
You haven't gone looking for cat or checked the pound?
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>>136134
I've checked the pound,the local ranger,the cat haven, put up signs and walked the streets calling out his name.
Kinda given up hope but I jump up every time I hear a cat-like noise.
It's been doing my head in tbh.
▶ No.136137>>136146
>>136134
I don't know how much I weigh. I chucked the scales out years ago. But I would guess around 125kg. Before I started the diet I had just become too big for my 4XL shirts. I should be able to fit back into them soon. Weight comes off quick at the start. All the retained fluid.
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>>136133
Good luck with your cat anon. Don't lose hope. I have heard heaps of stories of cats turning up again after even longer than three weeks missing.
▶ No.136141>>136142 >>136146
Someone in my street has their car alarm going off. I should sue for disturbing the surrounding peace and tranquility
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>>136141
My car has an alarm but I never activate it. Just annoying.
▶ No.136143
>>136135
Yeah m80 I hope your cat comes back healthy and happy.
▶ No.136146>>136147
>>136135
time for some missing cat posters?
>>136137
clothes shopping after i lost all that weight felt satisfying, went from 3xl to m/l
>>136141
at least you'll know when that car gets stolen m8
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>>136146
Did you keep the old fat person clothes?
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>>136147
yeah, they make great rags
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>>136149
How long have you kept the weight off?
▶ No.136151>>136156
Went to rheumatologist appointment. Most tests normal, elevated CRP. Turns out we measured cortisol wrong so will have to go back and do it properly this time.
Also, going to have a 24 hour blood pressure monitor fitted which should be interested. It's basically a normal blood pressure device fitted to you on a long term basis which periodically checks your BP, even when you're sleeping. Should be interesting.
▶ No.136152>>136153
>>136150
since i lost it which was about three years ago
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>>136152
Wow that is really good. Have you had any relapses? Gained some of it back and had to lose it again?
▶ No.136154>>136155
>>136149
Cum rags or normal rags?
▶ No.136155>>136157 >>136159
>>136153
only gained a few kg at one time but that was all me messing around and trying new things
easy fix though once you get into the habit of eating healthy
>>136154
normal rags m8, i'm not a neanderthal
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>>136151
welcome to skynet
scares me how there's google home ads in the cinemas and people actually want one of those things
▶ No.136157>>136158
>>136155
>i'm not a neanderthal
Neanderthals used rabbits for cumrags, it is known.
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>>136157
>ancient hominids were furries
good thing they're almost extinct
▶ No.136159>>136164
>>136155
Did you have any permanent damage from the obesity? Loose skin? Stretch marks?
▶ No.136160>>136161 >>136163
>>136158
>good thing they're almost extinct
I wish
▶ No.136161
>>136160
Don't insult Neanderthals by comparing them to abos.
▶ No.136163
>>136160
Whites have the most Neanderthal DNA actually.
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>>136159
both but i'll take it on the chin
▶ No.136165
>>136164
Good on you m8. You don't need to be perfect.
▶ No.136167>>136377
>>136127 (OP)
>Anything planned for the weekend?
A weekend of comfy simming, might pick up a bottle of scotch tonight.
▶ No.136170>>136172
>>136156
>tfw I wake up with this fucking thing squeezing my arm to death and realise that it has become self aware
▶ No.136171>>136172 >>136173
>>136156
The Government and Socialists are going to use it to monitor and control the people and big business will use it to exploit them, the end times are nigh.
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>>136170
buy some 12ga and learn to ride a motorbike before it's too late
>>136171
yeah i don't doubt they already do that for a second
>have the most pervasive surveillance systems available
>can't stop some repeat offending muzzie from shacking up in a cafe for early morning allah ackbar
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>>136171
If you've got ANY apps on your phone they're already doing that.
▶ No.136176>>136177 >>136178 >>136181 >>136322
How come everyone, even the poor bogan kid, managed to get braces as a kid but my upper middle class parents never got me them despite my ugly shitty teeth?
My parents said it was a waste of money and they were skeptical of the benefits. They always went on about how expensive they were. So if they are so impossibly expensive why do we all know that poor kid who had them?
I don't know man. I have to lead a life condemned to shitty teeth and its shitty.
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>>136176
I hate to tell you this anon but your parents are jews and so are you. Or British but what's the difference.
▶ No.136178>>136179 >>136188
>>136176
My parents were the same. I kind of see their point, since if you don't have much money, spending it on purely cosmetic procedures must seem like a poor use of limited resources. A lot of people don't have much respect for "vanity" too.
Maybe if you are REALLY poor the government will pay for it. I don't know though.
It is best not to be bitter about it. I hate my teeth and literally never look at them in the mirror or smile in photographs. I haven't seen them in ages. Anything could be happening in there and I wouldn't know.
▶ No.136179>>136182 >>136274
>>136178
My mum had braces as a kid for solely cosmetic reasons.
But I couldn't have them. Too expensive, apparently.
▶ No.136181>>136183
>>136176
How shitty are your teeth though? are they really that bad? My parents were the same, braces being too expensive and so on, my teeth aren't that bad though, my top teeth are pretty much perfectly straight and only one bottom tooth is out of place.
▶ No.136182>>136183
>>136179
My parents wouldn't spend money on clothes or shoes for me. So long as I had "the basics" they wouldn't "waste" money on things that were merely for fashion.
Those were their values. But it was me who had to pay the price by looking like a retard wearing shitty second-hand clothes and being bullied and ostracised and becoming a person with no confidence, motivation or self-esteem.
It was very short sighted of them.
▶ No.136183>>136187
>>136181
Overbite, big gapes between teeth, etc.
Basically JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP. Although IMO the gaps between my teeth give me a bit of uniqueness which I like. I'm not another perfect teeth zombie. Could have done without the JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP CUNT overbite though.
>>136182
Interesting. My parents left everything up to me even though I was an awkward stupid kid with a host of mental problems. A few times I even told my mum I wanted to go a doctor for things that were bugging me like constantly blocked ears and said OK but never took me.
Were your clothes at least cleaned regularly?
▶ No.136184>>136189
Bloody hell.
Have the pedo's all moved to /b/ to /tv/ ?
That boards getting pretty sad.
▶ No.136187
>>136183
Yes my clothes were cleaned.
▶ No.136188>>136190 >>136198
>>136178
Solely cosemetic probably isn't right either. Fucked up teeth would likely hurt your career chances
▶ No.136189
>>136184
4chans tv has been full of pedos (or "ironic" pedos, same shit really) since at least the days of peak baneposting.
You were more likely to find a cunny thread than a classic film thread
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>>136188
Yes but some people think it SHOULDN'T affect your career chances (according to their value system and view of the world) and therefore proceed as though it therefore won't. Big mistake, but a common one.
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>>136190
Lel that is my mummys specialty. "Just bee yourself and people will like you"
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>>136193
People said that to me when I was a lad. Let me translate it for you:
Don't be yourself as in your anime watching, video game playing self. Nobody wants that.
Rather, be the best version of yourself - that's what they're expecting. When mummy tells you to be yourself, she's blind to your flaws, that's what mothers do. She's thinking of the times you helped her do this or that, or how you look like someone she fell for, etc.
So the key really is to understand your strengths and play to them. First impressions often mean a lot more than your reputation.
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>>136188
unless you're japanese
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>>136198
>tfw no vampire gf
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dietNEET here, I have been watching cooking videos on YouTube again. A bad idea but being on a calorie deficit makes me obsessed with food. I am still staying pretty strong though. Have had 1450 calories today. A few more than I'd hoped for but it is still pretty good.
Today has been easier than yesterday.
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>>136198
I have teeth like that apart from only one fang…
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>>136200
>watching food porn
i used to do that too while fasting, browsing /ck/ and all that
helped me fight cravings and appreciate food even more in the end
>>136201
you can still be like those poorly drawn chinese cartoon characters
▶ No.136203>>136204 >>136207
>>136200
>1450 calories
It's not enough, gotta keep the fire burning, dropping calories that low will just slow your metabolism to match your energy intake and you won't burn anything extra but feel all the more hungry.
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>>136200
I used to watch shitty weight loss shows when I was losing weight
>>136202
>poorly drawn chinese cartoon characters
fanggirls are a cute, neeto
>>136203
"no"
▶ No.136206>>136208 >>136209 >>136210 >>136221
Hypothetically, if centrelink found out I've been bullshitting my job searches for the past indeterminate amount of time, what would happen?
Would my NEETbux just get cut off or would I have to pay some back or something?
I think they might be on to me.
▶ No.136207>>136211
>>136203
Yeah I don't think so.
▶ No.136208
>>136206
I doubt they care enough to investigate that
▶ No.136209
>>136206
They would have to be able to prove you had been bullshitting which is extremely hard to do so they never bother even though they obviously know heaps of people are bullshitting.
Don't worry about it m8.
▶ No.136210
>>136206
if they find out they'll just cut off your neetbux i think but you're in the right to ask them for evidence of your fraudulent activities
not to mention a lot of job ads on seek are bullshit so it goes both ways
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>>136204
>>136207
When your energy intake is reduced, your metabolism slows, but if you think otherwise then go for it.
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>>136211
This isn't my first rodeo m80. I have lost weight before and know how it goes.
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>>136212
You will always be a fat worthless cunt.
▶ No.136214>>136215
>>136213
No need to be a dickhead mate, if you're sure your incorrect information is right then prove it
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>>136214
You will always be a fat worthless cunt.
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>>136213
What a tantrum. Sad.
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>>136212
So you really think decreased energy intake will increase your metabolism?
▶ No.136219>>136220 >>136222
>>136217
It will cause me to lose weight.
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>>136219
nah, it'll just make you fatter once you go and splurge and down 5000 calories in the process
▶ No.136221
>>136206
There's no way they can find out m8.
When I was a wagie I did a lot of hiring and no-one keeps records of applicants.
Plus Centrelink is so short staffed no cunt there has time to do anything.
Don't worry about it, you're just being paranoid.
▶ No.136223
>tfw really depressed tonight
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>>136217
It has nothing to do with metabolism, metabolism is a meme, it all comes down to numbers, calories in and calories out.
t, ex fatcunt.
▶ No.136225>>136226
>>136224
Did losing weight help you get a gf?
▶ No.136226>>136227
>>136225
No, but then again i'm not even interested in having a gf.
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>>136226
Gay I assume? Or just a degeno?
▶ No.136228>>136229
>>136227
Not a poof, I just find women to be extremely untrustworthy, besides that women are extremely expensive, even for a wagie.
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>>136228
Are you a virgin?
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>>136224
It has everything to do with metabolism, why do you think athletes and body builders eat so much?
▶ No.136233>>136237
>>136232
Because they are constantly doing strenuous exercise and need more calories.
▶ No.136234
>>136232
It's been a while since we had such a low level troll in the general
▶ No.136235>>136236 >>136238 >>136239 >>136241
Brought a hamburger home from Mcdonalds, threw the bun in the bin, slapped two slices of bacon onto it and a fried egg.
Cooked broccoli and peas and had strawberry yoghurt for dessert.
DietNEET you don't have to quit fastfood entirely. Just stay on the dollar menu.
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>>136235
HATER OF BUNS !!!
▶ No.136237
>>136233
There is a part of that yes but that is not all of it, most of it is the building and maintaining of muscle.
▶ No.136238>>136240
>>136235
Why not just make your own burger?
▶ No.136239>>136240
>>136235
>he doesn't know maccas will sell you just beef patties for $1.20 each
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>>136238
>>136239
>carbs
Hamburgers are $1 and they come with onions and pickles.
▶ No.136241
>>136235
My dad died twice in gallipolli to give you those buns you unpatriotic chinaman !
▶ No.136242>>136245
>>136240
there's no carbs in the beef patties, it's just beef and fat, i buy 8 of them to eat if im out and cant eat at home
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▶ No.136244
>>136240
and the cheeseburger beef patties are smaller than the quarter pounder patties, you can buy the cheeseburger beef patties for 70c each.
▶ No.136245>>136247
>>136242
That's probably 1000+calories you pig. Just as bad as getting a whole meal
▶ No.136246
>>136240
The patties are tiny though, Even as a whole hamburger I will still get two of the largest ones and still be hungry. For that price you can buy a packet of mince and make your own.
▶ No.136247>>136249
>>136245
i do keto, it's fine, maybe not for you seeing you go home and then eat icecream and drink yourself stupid
▶ No.136248
>>136243
You may as well stay in there until tomorrow morning at this point.
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>>136247
>>136247
I don't drink but I often fit ice-cream into my calorie limit no problem. Feels good eating a balanced diet rather than being member of some extremely restrictive meme diet cult.
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>>136249
>eating the sugar jew
good for you, enjoy the man tits
▶ No.136253>>136256
>>136252
I had heard milk was worse than that?
▶ No.136254>>136259
I just visited the Brit NEET thread, they were quite nice chaps.
▶ No.136255>>136256
>>136252
What's wrong with estrogen?
▶ No.136256
>>136253
milk is good for you, but cream is better
>>136255
i dunno man, probably has something to do with western sperm levels having dropped by 50% because of this "balanced diet" meme you're pushing
▶ No.136257
>>136252
>tfw don't eat any of those high estrogenic activity foods besides except white bread (burger bun when I eat out once a week)
Nice pic brother
you get that from r/keto? haha!
▶ No.136258>>136260 >>136264
>>136252
You know estrogen from soy is a meme right?
▶ No.136259
>>136254
Might have to pay them a visit too.
▶ No.136260>>136261 >>136262
>>136258
nah, it's not, soy is poison to men, why do you think asian men look like women?
▶ No.136261>>136262 >>136263
>>136260
How do you explain Asian women looking like men?
▶ No.136262>>136270
>>136261
>>136260
Asians are all hermaphrodites really.
It's the dark secret they try and keep hidden.
▶ No.136263
>>136261
what, an outlier? asian women in general are very petite although that has changed since they adopted the high sugar western diet, china obesity is off the charts
▶ No.136264
>>136258
It's not. If you ferment it it's fine but for soy milk they don't. For soy sauce they do however. I think they do it for Tofu in the east but not in the west.
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>>136252
Where does goon sit
▶ No.136266
>>136265
boosts testosterone 500%
▶ No.136267>>136276
>>136265
sugary shit that is bad for you, doesn't need to be on the chart to know that
▶ No.136268
>>136265
Boosts Melanin by 500%
▶ No.136269
>>136265
At the end of the shelf near the cheap beer.
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>>136262
>Asians are all hermaphrodites really.
This, they also lay eggs.
▶ No.136271>>136377
Would drinking spirits mixed with cola at room temperature be okay? I don't want mum finding cola in the fridge.
▶ No.136273
I am going to have an early night tonight. Do some reading for a few hours in bed before lights out.
▶ No.136274>>136275 >>136277 >>136285 >>136377
Whatsup NEETS
Ragie wagie here.
I am at the center point tpwer drinking on my works account.
And i fucking hate my life.
Fuck working im so jealous of you all.
All these fake cunts on this room working of unattainable goals, lying that they like theseselfs
30% girls, who are all 6/10 but act like they are 8s because every guy here is talking to them
Fuck this
>>136179
Oh yeah just fucking get braces yourslef cunt. Braces are probably the easiest way to bump yourself up one point. Go from a 5 to a 6
▶ No.136275
>>136274
Keep working m8.
We need your tax dollars.
Lol, nah, you have a good 'un m8.
▶ No.136276
>>136267
I prefer Vodka to goon, don't know how you guys can stomach
drinking so much goon. I get bloated having to drink so much liquid to get drunk.
▶ No.136277>>136278
>>136274
Go and fuck yourself you worthless ugly cunt.
▶ No.136278>>136279
>>136277
That was uncalled for.
▶ No.136279>>136280
>>136278
Go and fuck yourself you worthless ugly cunt.
▶ No.136280
>>136279
That was also uncalled for.
I'm gonna spank your mummybot for raising such a rotten son.
▶ No.136281>>136301
Hey cum guzzlers is a guy who watches Springfeel, guarantee you.
Am I right HCG man?
▶ No.136282>>136283 >>136284 >>136286 >>136287
So I was walking through an ethnic neighborhood this arvo and saw an old Yemeni-looking guy a robe sitting on a chair surrounded by young fruit trees in a well looked after garden out the front of his house. I said hello and told him I liked the plants and made smalltalk for a minute, then he shook my hand and said "are you my friend?"
I assumed he had bad eyesight and was wondering whether we'd talked before, so I smiled and said "no" and he looked a bit taken aback. I wished him a good afternoon and left.
Did I interpret his statement correctly?
▶ No.136283>>136288
>>136282
A lonely old man was asking if you wanted to be friends. You said no.
Pretty mean to be honest.
▶ No.136284>>136377
>>136282
You were lucky m8.
"Harryu Mahfrend" is Yemeni for "Shall we have sodomy now".
Damn close one there NEET.
▶ No.136285>>136287
>>136274
How much do you make a year?
▶ No.136286
>>136282
Should'a told 'im to facken' get on 'is boat an' fack off back to 'es own cuntry.
▶ No.136287
>>136285
60K
>>136282
>blind man asks are you my friend
I say no
Dude come on
▶ No.136288
>>136283
…yeah that's what I thought as soon as I started walking away, but by that point the damage had been done. He's always sitting out the front of his house by himself. I hope he has a wife and children who visit him often tbh I don't even want him in my country but I still feel terrible, that area must feel like a pretty hostile place for an old man who can't speak much English and I probably ruined his day
▶ No.136289>>136291 >>136294
>100.2kg
>0.3kg off being under 100
>REEEEE
Most of its because I took a big shit today but still it annoys me knowing im so close.
▶ No.136290>>136291 >>136292
I really want a gf I have never had one.
▶ No.136291
>>136289
I know that feel, I was hoping to hit 89kg today, but 91.3kg.
>>136290
gfs are overrated tbh.
▶ No.136292>>136293 >>136378
>>136290
>tfw no chubby gf
IT HURTS EVERY DAY
▶ No.136293>>136295
>>136292
Seriously m8, unless you're a troglodyte of some sort fat chicks are fuckin' easy.
▶ No.136294
>>136289
When I was recording my weight it would change by as much as 4kg a day up and down even though I was measuring it at the same time each day. Maybe tomorrow you will get there.
▶ No.136295>>136297
>>136293
A girl like in pic related? I dunno man I doubt I could get a girl that hot/perfect. I hope you are right though, gives me a bit of hope.
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▶ No.136297>>136298 >>136300
>>136295
Unless you're a shut-in NEET just go down your local get a few beers in and chat to one.
Fat chicks are the NEETs of the female world, they've got the same insecurities we have.
Give it a shot m8, I'm not making this up.
▶ No.136298>>136299
>>136297
I like fat chicks who have good fat distributions though. The majority of the fat in the legs and bum. I don't like run of the mill fat pot belly pigs.
That makes it a bit harder.
▶ No.136299>>136305
>>136298
Yeah, I know what you mean, I think of them as "cuddly" women.
They still think of themselves as inferior to skinny skanks though , makes them more vulnerable to flattery.
▶ No.136300>>136302
>>136297
I get a few beers in my and rape a few bitches in the bush
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▶ No.136304>>136308 >>136310
Sup guys, just thought I'd pop-in to say hi before I go to bed. Been too busy slaving for the wage lately to browse the Gen, but I see there's been 150 posts since 9am - of which I lack the energy to read right now - so you neets have had a busy day too it would appear. Good night
▶ No.136305
>>136299
Interesting, well hopefully you are right m8 because I could think of nothing better than having a qt chubby GF.
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>>136303
You like to get slammed in the ass too?
▶ No.136310
>>136304
Get back to work and pay my neetbux fucking wagie scum
▶ No.136313>>136315
Fucking hell, 150 posts in 1 day !
And they say us NEETs are lazy …
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>>136313
And not a single poo post
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>>136130
If you are cold drink tea. Without sugar, its very refreshing and will keep you warm. Keep it up m8.
Also the NEET who was posting about the moccona cappuccino's, try the various latte flavors, like the caramel, vanilla or choc brownie, they are literally the perfect sweet winter drink.
▶ No.136322>>136331
>>136176
I saved up my youth allowance and now have braces. I paid a $3k deposit and have 5k to pay off over the next two years. Mine were extremely shitty before.
▶ No.136323>>136324
>>136057
He had to post a goon!
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>>136252
Sugar isn't on the chart?
▶ No.136328
Also what bread has the least estrogen, is wholemeal better than white bread?
▶ No.136329
>>136320
*Also don't add sugar to the pre made cappuccinos and lattes, they already have sugar in the mix.
▶ No.136330
>>136252
Also does sugar contain estrogen? How does sugar connect to estrogen?
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>>136322
You can save money on youth allowance?
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>136331
A thrifty NEET can always put a few dollars away, no matter how little he receives.
▶ No.136334
Up early. Got some serious windy weather here. Was too scared to sleep. Worried the roof is going to blow off. Can hear things banging outside.
▶ No.136335>>136336 >>136370 >>136374
Another day without a chubby gf NEETs…
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>>136335
You won't get one by sitting around, head on down to McDonald's and nab yourself a whale
▶ No.136337>>136353 >>136371
>>136336
No girl wants me, they only want chads.
▶ No.136338>>136339 >>136342 >>136345 >>136372 >>136376
Has anyone else ever suffered a complete change in what they find attractive?
Like suddenly you are into something else and the thing you used to be into you don't even like at all any more? Feels weird.
If I can change once could I change again? How far can this go?
▶ No.136339>>136340
>>136338
Are you gay now ?
▶ No.136340>>136347
>>136339
No. But could that happen? Where does it end?
▶ No.136341>>136343
>>136332
>posting a mary poppins clip
What the fuck is that gay shit
▶ No.136342>>136344
>>136338
What was the change you experienced?
I have never experienced a profound change in what I find attractive. In grade 3 I found thicc girls attractive and I still do, haha.
▶ No.136343
>>136341
>not being trapped in a nostalgic loop of all your childhood memories
▶ No.136344>>136346
>>136342
I do not wish to go into detail. It is nothing illegal or hugely degenerate though.
▶ No.136345>>136348
>>136338
I fap to traps now, spending so much time on 4chan makes you gay
▶ No.136346>>136348
>>136344
I'm curious NEET…
2D lolis?
▶ No.136347>>136348
>>136340
Being brutally sodomised by Satan's massive barbed penis in the fires of hell.
▶ No.136348>>136349 >>136351
>>136345
Do you actually like the penises though? Or is more feminine elements that attract you?
>>136346
>>136347
I'm sorry I can't say.
▶ No.136349>>136350
>>136348
Are you the new fagneet now ?
▶ No.136350>>136352
>>136349
It has nothing to do with faggotry I assure you.
▶ No.136351
>>136348
It must be illegal.
▶ No.136352
>>136350
Is it dogs you're into now then ?
You can just become a furry.
▶ No.136353>>136355
>>136337
That's why you must take the woman by force
▶ No.136354>>136356
NEET threads got a bit depraved this morning lads.
▶ No.136355>>136360
>>136353
I want her to love me though.
I wonder what it would feel for a woman to feel attracted to you. It must be a wonderful feeling.
▶ No.136356
>>136354
we are always depraved boy
▶ No.136357>>136358
I want Aussie NEET back tbh
▶ No.136358>>136359
>>136357
>annoying troll shitting up the thread yesterday
>this post today
Gee I wonder who is behind this
▶ No.136359>>136361 >>136373
>>136358
You are probably the troll shitting up the thread you negative nancy faggot.
I bet you add nothing to the thread you shitcunt.
▶ No.136360>>136362
>>136355
She will learn to love you after many hours of violent rape
▶ No.136361
>>136359
Go way John, your banned for life
▶ No.136362>>136363
>>136360
Is that you RapeNEET?
▶ No.136363>>136364
>>136362
the other day proved rapeneet is a big fat phony, I bet he doesn't even go on rape patrols
▶ No.136364>>136365
>>136363
What happened? How did you prove it?
▶ No.136365>>136366 >>136367
>>136364
When he just let that blonde woman walk on past
▶ No.136366
>>136365
I have standards when it comes to rape, I just don't go for common sluts no more
▶ No.136367
>>136365
Was that rapeneet? interesting
▶ No.136368
A few of us here are rapeneets
▶ No.136370
>>136335
>chubby
I think you mean obese land whale
▶ No.136371
>>136337
They also don't want you because you ooze desperation and thats not even going into your degeneracy
▶ No.136372
>>136338
Stuff like that happens when you're a degenerate who watches too much porn.
▶ No.136373
>>136359
>negative nancy faggot
>you add nothing to the thread you shitcunt
Lol, project much john ?
Haven't you got some old guy to blow in a toilet somewhere ?
▶ No.136374>>136375 >>136378
>>136335
>droopy flat tits
>cottage cheese ass and thighs
>tanned leathery hide on her feet
I don't mind chubby girls and I have a fetish for body stockings, but that's poor quality. 2/10.
▶ No.136375>>136378
>>136374
Those were my thoughts exactly. Not a good example of a thicc girl at all.
▶ No.136376
>>136338
That's called "prison gay". Stop watching porn, and go bang a sheila. (Even if you have to pay for it.)
▶ No.136377
>>136167
Noice m8, are those controllers/joystick for the plane sim? I'd like to buy a bottle of scotch too but won't be buying any alcohol until I've bought a breathalyser which costs about $100.
>>136135
Checked the bins of the local Asian restaurants yet?
>>136271
No, you will die.
>>136274
I feel your pain, fellow Wageman. I was once a NEET, and guess I still am and always will be at heart which is why I still come here.
>>136284
Holy fucking kek. Thanks for the laugh cunt.
▶ No.136378>>136379
>>136374
>>136375
Yeah my earlier image >>136292 is better tbh.
▶ No.136379>>136380
>>136378
Do you have a thing for trashy girls?
▶ No.136380>>136381
>>136379
What? No, quite the opposite, I'm disgusted by them.
▶ No.136381>>136382
>>136380
You couldn't tell what a trashy slapper that girl in the blue bodysuit you posted is?
▶ No.136382>>136383
>>136381
Hahaha I dunno, she doesn't seem trashy to me, she seems perfect. If being a 10/10 makes you trashy then maybe I am into trashy girls.
▶ No.136383>>136384
>>136382
The nails, the tattoo, the skin, that common as fuck bad attitude face. It was obvious to me, just like that first bronzed slapper you posted.
▶ No.136384>>136385 >>136386
>>136383
You know she's Danish right? Danish girls can't be trashy.
▶ No.136385>>136386 >>136388
>>136384
that's a pretty sad ass
▶ No.136386>>136388
>>136384
>>136385
Yeah, gotta agree with seppoflagNEET, that is a sad arse.
I quite like fat girls that have some shape to them but that one looks more like an old bean bag.
▶ No.136387
▶ No.136388>>136389 >>136390 >>136391
>>136386
>>136385
I post the best chubby girls and you criticise them.
Yet you still claim there are mythical chubby girls out there that attract you. Can I see a picture of just one example?
▶ No.136389
>>136388
I don't like fatties tbh
▶ No.136390
>>136388
Hey, settle down m8, I generally like most of your girl arse pics, just that one was below standard.
And I don't bother collecting pics so you're out of luck there sorry.
▶ No.136391>>136393
>>136388
Which NEET are you m8?
▶ No.136393>>136394 >>136397
>>136391
He is probably virginneet, unless we have a new arseposter
▶ No.136394>>136395 >>136396
>>136393
I just wanted to say thank you for spelling arse correctly.
Good onya m8.
▶ No.136395
>>136394
I like to spell it both ways
▶ No.136396>>136461
▶ No.136398
▶ No.136399>>136403
>>136397
Any close calls with losing the V part lately?
▶ No.136400>>136401 >>136402 >>136403
Honestly don't know how you virgin-neets can tolerate living given the availability of hookers.
>inb4 "I want a loving relationship"
Forget the movie memes and just bang a hooker already!
▶ No.136401
>>136400
This man speaks the truth
▶ No.136402
>>136400
Having to fuck a hooker would be pure humiliation. I would never let some roastie be in such a position over me.
▶ No.136403>>136404 >>136406
>>136399
Not in the slightest. If anything the prospect of sex is drifting further away every day.
>>136400
Because fucking a hooker wouldn't be better than fucking my hand.
▶ No.136404
>>136403
How frequently do you masturbate?
▶ No.136405
Sex with a hooker is nothing like sex with a woman who actually wants to have sex with you. To claim otherwise is a cope.
▶ No.136406>>136407
>>136403
>fucking a hooker wouldn't be better than fucking my hand.
T. Virgin
▶ No.136407>>136409 >>136414
>>136406
No amount of money you pay these whores is enough for them to ignore that big hanging panniculus of yours.
▶ No.136408>>136410
DietNEET here. No cravings today, no aching hunger. I think I have adjusted and stabilised to the new food regimen.
I think there is a chance I am going to make it.
▶ No.136409
>>136407
>panniculus
I had to google that and I wish I hadn't.
▶ No.136410>>136411
>>136408
you're making it brah
▶ No.136411>>136413
>>136410
I am already seeing the difference.
I looked in the mirror today and my face is human again. I no longer look like a bloated sea monster.
▶ No.136412
Would it be better to start drinking now and spread the alcohol across a wider time frame and have a low alcoholic blood level or later and condense it to achieve a higher blood alcohol level?
▶ No.136413>>136415
>>136411
What is your daily eating plan? Tell me what you eat at what time
▶ No.136414>>136417
>>136407
>caring what a whore thinks
▶ No.136415>>136416 >>136418
>>136413
When I wake up at 9AM I have my first coffee of the day. (333mls of full cream milk, 1.5 teaspoons of sugar, 1 teaspoon of instant coffee). Each cup of coffee has approx 250 calories.
A couple of hours later I have my main meal for the day. A can of Heinz baked beans, with 200 grams of frozen vegetables mixed in. Approx 450 calories.
I then have another two cups of coffee a few hours apart to round off the day.
So my daily total calories is approx 1200.
A couple of times I have had a fourth cup of coffee if I was feeling really hungry. But that was just as I adjusted to the new diet. I think I am over that now.
▶ No.136416>>136419
>>136415
They got fed more in Auschwitz. You should not reduce it so severely and you should not think of it as a diet so much but as a life style change, could you sustain that and eat that meal plan for the rest of your life?
▶ No.136417>>136460
>>136414
>tfw you will never know how it feels knowing the woman is just as keen on you as you are her
Paying hookers is like paying to jerk off, it's a solo act for fat losers.
▶ No.136418
>>136415
You don't feel like buying McDonald's and just having one last pig out?
▶ No.136419>>136420
>>136416
I understand what you are saying, but this is the only way I can lose weight successfully.
My problem has always been keeping the weight off and I know what you mean about lifestyle changes.
But I need to be on this diet because it is the only thing that works for me.
Once I have lost some weight and am feeling better about myself and the depression starts to lift I will start thinking about the future and make some adjustments.
But right now I need this crash diet to get me human again and in a better frame of mind for making other changes.
▶ No.136420
>>136419
Oh, well as long as you understand.
▶ No.136421>>136422 >>136423 >>136424 >>136429 >>136458
Does VN like black grills?
▶ No.136422>>136425
>>136421
That's worse than cp
▶ No.136423>>136425
>>136421
Don't post bestiality please.
▶ No.136424
>>136421
He only likes white girls who share a suspicious amount of features with blacks
▶ No.136426>>136428
>>136425
Huh? I don't speak negro.
▶ No.136427
>>136425
Is that a rope bikini?
Pretty fitting
▶ No.136428
>>136426
All you have to do is grab your dick and grunt.
▶ No.136429>>136430
>>136421
i'd tie that black nigger bitch up and give her a good fucking from massah
▶ No.136430>>136434
>>136429
Are you the guy who watched Goodbye Uncle Tom yesterday?
▶ No.136431>>136526
Did another ghost poo, heard it splash but when I looked there was nothing there
▶ No.136432>>136433 >>136526
I'll start drinking now anyway then, how much are you supposed to put in, I've got about 1 part rum to 5 parts soft drink. I'm new to this alcoholism thing.
▶ No.136433>>136438
>>136432
You need to get to 1 parts rum to 5 parts rum
▶ No.136434>>136435
>>136430
never even heard of it, will google it, i just have a fantasy of fucking some african bitches, calling them niggers and giving them a good beating while fucking them until they cry their heart out
▶ No.136435>>136449
>>136434
Black women are hyper sexual they would enjoy it not cry.
▶ No.136436>>136437 >>136526
Might get a zinger box from kfc for din dins
▶ No.136437>>136439
>>136436
Chicken is a peasant food.
▶ No.136438>>136442 >>136526
>>136433
How do people do that? Wouldn't you have to drink it incredibly slowly or get drunk incredibly quickly?
▶ No.136439>>136440 >>136441 >>136444
>>136437
Yeah, well a NEET is basically a modern day peasant.
▶ No.136440>>136441 >>136443 >>136444
>>136439
We DSP NEETs are basically nobility.
▶ No.136441
>>136439
Can't be, a peasant contributes to society. More like a modern day village idiot or vagabond.
>>136440
Nobles contribute as well, and get far more than that pittance.
▶ No.136442
>>136438
>or get drunk incredibly quickly?
That's pretty much the goal of alcoholism my friend
▶ No.136443
>>136440
Ah a fellow DSP NEET
You could be right, but even a noble DSP NEET such as my self can indulge in peasant food once in a while.
▶ No.136444>>136445
>>136440
>>136439
NEETs are like a mixture between the lazy nobility and the dirt poor peasant, without any of the real benefits of either
▶ No.136445
>>136444
>no requirement to work
>no benefits
Wagie, please. The weekend is almost over.
▶ No.136446>>136447 >>136450 >>136452 >>136526
>>136425
Would you fuck this?
▶ No.136447>>136448 >>136450
>>136446
Absolutely revolting
▶ No.136448
>>136447
Still a 10/10 as far as the natives go.
▶ No.136449>>136451
>>136435
nope, they're still women, and i'd leave that black nigger bitch bleeding from every hole and sobbing.
▶ No.136450
>>136447
>>136446
She'll suck your dick for a drink from your goon bag
▶ No.136451
>>136449
Reported this to the RSPCA.
▶ No.136453>>136454
>>136452
She gives good head
▶ No.136454>>136456
>>136453
I wonder before drugs, alcohol and petrol if there were any hot abo women? British men fucked so many abo women that there are hardly any pure bloods left at this point, so maybe they were ok 200 years ago?
▶ No.136455
Think I've got a hemorrhoid
▶ No.136456>>136457
>>136454
Have you ever jerked off to national geographic?
▶ No.136457
>>136456
those tribal african girls in natgeo?
yeah
more than once
▶ No.136458>>136459
>>136421
He's a cuck so he only likes black men
▶ No.136460
>>136417
It's a good thing I fucked plenty of women who wanted me when I was young then.
▶ No.136461
>>136396
If you're into ass you're a donkey fucker m8.
Speak English, not seppo.
▶ No.136462
>>136331
I live with my mother and don't pay rent.
▶ No.136463>>136464 >>136466 >>136467 >>136469 >>136556
Prepare to laugh at me fellow NEETs.
Been hanging out for a smoke for weeks now and I just got an oz off my mate.
Went to tip it into the lunchbox I stash it in and …
THERES A FUCKING BUD IN THERE
Fucking cunting fucking memory loss bollocks.
And yes, I know I'm a degenerate NoFunNEET, you don't need to tell me again.
▶ No.136464>>136465
>>136463
I'm telling your mum on you
▶ No.136465
>>136464
My mummybot is inoperative.
Does not compute.
▶ No.136466>>136467
>>136463
You're a degenerate.
Sort yourself out.
▶ No.136467>>136470 >>136524
>>136463
>THERES A FUCKING BUD IN THERE
Is that bad, did you get ripped off? I don't understand.
>>136466
t.boomer
▶ No.136468>>136471
Just woke up and had 5 crumpets with vegemite and butter. Might make a cup of tea soon.
▶ No.136469
>>136463
Stop doing drugs and you will not have such poor memory, will it may already be too late.
▶ No.136470
>>136467
Boomers were smoking the wacky tabacky before you were born son.
▶ No.136471>>136475
>>136468
sounds great m8. Did you stand there next to the toaster eating them as they came out, or did you sit down and eat properly?
▶ No.136475>>136476
>>136471
I just stood next to the toaster. Fresh crumpets are tasty, they are good with peanut butter too but I wasn't in the mood for that.
▶ No.136476>>136478
>>136475
Yes peanut butter goes pretty well on a crumpet, but I reckon vegemite and butter is best.
Are you a fatty?
▶ No.136478>>136479
▶ No.136479>>136480
>>136478
You trying to gain?
▶ No.136480>>136481 >>136487
>>136479
Yeah but haven't been as much lately. About 2 years ago I was 48kg, which at 6ft tall was pretty skeleton-tier.
▶ No.136481>>136482 >>136486 >>136496
>>136480
you're not even a man at that weight
▶ No.136482>>136484
>>136481
Your dick would be at its absolute maximum length though.
▶ No.136483>>136485 >>136491 >>136497 >>136529 >>136574
Tea I'm having, Twinings Australian Afternoon. It is much lighter than the pre made cappuccions I used to have and more refreshing, it has a nice brisk flavor.
▶ No.136484>>136486
>>136482
dont really care what a 48kg male has to say about my dick or anything else really
▶ No.136485
>>136483
Looks good. I hope you enjoy it m8.
▶ No.136486>>136488
>>136481
>>136484
I don't weigh 48 anymore, you illiterate retard. I am 63 now, fuckwits like you have made me feel shit my entire life with bullying and low self esteem. Kill yourself.
▶ No.136487
>>136480
Might as well become a woman at that point
▶ No.136488>>136490 >>136496
>>136486
48, 63, no real difference, just being honest
▶ No.136489>>136495
I would much rather be skeleton-tier skinny than the obese mess I am.
▶ No.136490>>136492 >>136498
>>136488
Fuck yourself. I may not weigh much but I know how to use a knife.
▶ No.136491>>136494 >>136532
>>136483
Fuck to the yes, Australian Afternoon TOFYAY. Eating/dipping an ANZAC biscuit alongside, best pairing
▶ No.136492>>136498
>>136490
Stop using it to cut your portions so small.
▶ No.136493
Got blackout drunk the other night, finished a bottle of vodka then drank some leftover beer and couldn't remember anything after that
▶ No.136494
>>136491
do you do sugar and milk in your tea?
▶ No.136495
>>136489
Being skinny of any variety is better than being fat.
▶ No.136496
>>136481
>>136488
Fagneet detected
▶ No.136497>>136532
>>136483
You shouldn't put milk in tea.
▶ No.136498>>136499
>>136490
m'lady, i meant no offense, it's just hard for both men and women to respect a light weight, at least you're not short
>>136492
fkn lolled
▶ No.136499>>136500 >>136508
>>136498
Good thing you are behind a screen because I have learned to stop caring what retards like you think. I am not afraid of bullying faggots anymore. But however, if I ever meet anyone that bullies me again I would have no problem beating them within a inch of their life. My weight is irrelevant, it can still be done.
▶ No.136500>>136501 >>136503 >>136505
>>136499
seems like a trivial thing to go to prison over
▶ No.136501>>136506
>>136500
You are obviously too retarded to read between the lines and your interpretation is limited. Good thing muscles can't buy brains, you fucking retard.
▶ No.136502>>136504
I have started literally going Reeeeeeeeeeeeee! out loud.
I don't do it in public, but it is still a worrying development. I mostly do it when an embarrassing or traumatic memory comes into my mind (so about 15 times a day).
▶ No.136503>>136505
▶ No.136504
>>136502
I do it in my mind sometimes. I haven't mustered up the courage to ever do it out loud though.
▶ No.136505
>>136500
>>136503
Samefagging are we?
▶ No.136506>>136507
>>136501
esoteric huh, dangerous.
▶ No.136507
>>136506
You are obviously a dumb nigger. I smell fagneet. Kill yourself cockgobbler, your negativity and manufacturing of arguments stinks up this place like the plague.
▶ No.136508
>>136499
Not if you weight so little, they have weight divisions for a reason.
I have met so many skeletonman druggys who say things like that, they are just words, they also put faith in knives, the problems with that are one, you are limited in non lethal options, two they are really just for show particularly if you are weak you had best hope they don't call your bluff and three it may very will give your opponent something to stab you with or encourage them to draw something of their own, it ups the game. Also it's cowardly.
▶ No.136510>>136511 >>136529
▶ No.136511
>>136510
neet on neet violence is a national shame
▶ No.136512>>136513
Gonna spend tonight delivering food, might get drunk again sunday night and blackout some more
▶ No.136513
>>136512
Saturday night, the normies are at their most obnoxious. Good luck m80.
▶ No.136514>>136515 >>136527
We NEETs need to be good to each other. We are the only ones who truly understand the struggle.
▶ No.136515>>136516
>>136514
I wish I had a garden like that
▶ No.136516>>136518 >>136519
>>136515
My gardens full of weeds and smells like piss
▶ No.136517>>136520
>>136425
VN here.
Never been in to black girls in the slightest. But that girl has an absolutely perfect shape. I'd probably fuck her tbh but it feels weird to admit that. First black girl I've ever been even mildly attracted to.
▶ No.136518
>>136516
Just like my soul.
▶ No.136519
>>136516
I dug a lot of weeds out of mine last weekend
▶ No.136520
>>136517
How much porn is on your computer i wonder
▶ No.136521>>136522
Think this hangover followed me from yesterday, ran out to a bush and vomited
▶ No.136522>>136523
>>136521
Your life is spiralling out of control. You should pull over at the next church you see and find a priest.
▶ No.136523>>136525
>>136522
molestation isn't gonna help
▶ No.136524
>>136467
boomers are the cunts who all smoked weed dickhead, they are the children of the faggot hippies or they were the faggot hippies. Cant wait till you end up as bad or worse than the boomers at age 50 degenerate.
▶ No.136525
>>136523
but diddling kids is an abrahamic pastime
does he go to one of those chink temples instead?
▶ No.136526
>>136431
You sure it didn't rebound and make its way back?
>>136432
You've got the ratio backwards
>>136436
I had oats with brown sugar and honey
>>136438
Depends how long you wish to be conscious really. Drink a large amount quickly and you'll soon be asleep.
>>136446
Take it back to /zoo
▶ No.136527>>136528
>>136514
NEETs of all lands, unite!
▶ No.136528
>>136527
except the brown ones
▶ No.136529>>136531 >>136532 >>136533 >>136534
>>136483
Nice, you have any biscuits with it? All I have are Oreos but I prefer them with coffee
>>136510
If I had to pick someone here to fight to the death irl it would have to be NZ-NEET, and if he chickens out then VN would be my second pick.
▶ No.136530>>136542
I've raised it up to 1 to 3.5.
▶ No.136531
>>136529
NZ NEET has the mental toughness though. All his torture will put him above your garden variety softened neet. Also he works out, he might be very fit
▶ No.136532
>>136529
>Nice, you have any biscuits with it? All I have are Oreos but I prefer them with coffee
I had the crumpets earlier, so I might have another cup and some biscuits.
>>136497
I like it
>>136491
I ran out of ANZAC biscuits, I have some custard creams though.
▶ No.136533>>136536
>>136529
>, and if he chickens out then VN would be my second pick.
What makes you think you could beat me? I think there's a lot of neets here that would be a lot easier to kill than me.
▶ No.136534>>136535 >>136539
>>136529
The only NEET who I would fight is fagneet.
▶ No.136535>>136538
>>136534
His chainsaw wielding skills would wreck you mate
▶ No.136536
>>136533
>What makes you think you could beat me?
The safety and convenience of an anonymous online chan, that's what.
▶ No.136538
▶ No.136539>>136541 >>136543
>>136534
You'd end up with a mighty sore arsehole, best fight a confirmed straight-NEET.
▶ No.136540
>>136537
>Opps, 1 to 2.5 now.
What did he mean?
▶ No.136541>>136547
>>136539
I'd lure him to a trap with a dildo as bait.
▶ No.136542>>136551
>>136530
>>136537
You talking bout your rum-to-coke ratios?
▶ No.136543
>>136539
are any neets confirmed straight?
▶ No.136544>>136545 >>136560
Has anyone tried mixing vodka and cordial concentrate? I brought some of the cordial concentrate but I have had it for a few months, but I have had too much anxiety to go to buy the vodka.
▶ No.136545
>>136544
That shit is strong, you'd need to put a LOT of vodka in
▶ No.136547
▶ No.136548>>136550
Just saw a fat coalburner at kfc with some niglets
▶ No.136549
>>136546
Drunk and depressed
▶ No.136550
>>136548
And as soon as I said that two more niggers just walked in, morely is a fucking shithole
▶ No.136551>>136553
▶ No.136552>>136554 >>136555 >>136558 >>136575
All snacked-up for a trip to the cinema, am going to see the Apes movie. Pic spoilered for Diet-NEET's sake.
▶ No.136553
>>136551
Well it's rum to Coca cola / rum to sarsaparilla I have both.
▶ No.136554>>136562
>>136552
Try the ALDI beef jerky, its pretty good.
▶ No.136555>>136562
>>136552
Not to keen on the look of that salted and caramel popcorn.
▶ No.136556
>>136463
>non-stoner normie fags will never know the great feeling of finding lost weed therefore having extra
▶ No.136557
>>136546
I've had one beer
▶ No.136558>>136562
>>136552
I am raging at all the noise I know you will be making as you guts down all that garbage. People like you is why I don't go to the cinema any more.
▶ No.136559
>>136546
Working on it, Usually I get sick before I get drunk though.
▶ No.136560>>136561
>>136544
>cordial concentrate
We just say cordial m8
>>136546
Depressingly sober, would love a nip of whisky
▶ No.136561>>136563
>>136560
>Depressingly sober, would love a nip of whisky
I'm on my 4th nip of some glenfiddich, also had two beers, feels good man.
▶ No.136562
>>136554
Will do
>>136555
I've been getting into the taste of caramel recently. Tried a caramel latte the other day and it was very nice, plus Lindt sea salt & caramel dark chocolate is god-tier.
>>136558
I've always been a considerate cinema patron, in that I try to eat/open the packets of food during scenes that are loud. Plus I won't even be taking or eating all that's pictured into the cinema, rather taking a bit of each and putting it all into a small plastic container before I leave the house.
▶ No.136563>>136564
>>136561
I bet it does. Anyway I'm going to read a book for a while then go to bed. Nighty night NEET-a-reenos
▶ No.136565>>136566 >>136567
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▶ No.136567
▶ No.136568>>136571 >>136572
Not gonna lie neetos, falling for the loneliness meme a bit tonight
▶ No.136571>>136576
>>136568
Sorry to hear that m8.
You always have your NEET friends here, don't forget that.
▶ No.136572>>136576
>>136568
It may not be real life, but you've got us.
▶ No.136573
KFC food ordering app is bullshit, you order 20 mins advance and when you get to the store you still gotta wait 10 mins for the cunts to give it to you
▶ No.136574
>>136483
>not wrapping the string around a spoon so it doesnt suck up the tea and leave died up tea at the top/side of the cup
▶ No.136575
>>136552
I bet you'll eat all of that in one go to you fat fuck
▶ No.136577>>136582 >>136583
<play ARMS
<dead
<play splatoon 2
<not so dead
fugg
also what's the /aus/ equivalent of this?
▶ No.136578
>got another bottle today
>the bit left over from thursdays bottle means I'll have enough to get drunk tomorrow night too
▶ No.136579>>136580
Damn I messed up again, 1 to 1 this time, I think I've gone too far.
▶ No.136580>>136581
>>136579
what ya do neetie
▶ No.136581>>136584
>>136580
Poured too much rum.
▶ No.136582>>136584 >>136585
>>136577
doesn't bunnos stock wd-40?
▶ No.136583>>136585
>>136577
You can buy wd40 from like every hardware store in the country m8
▶ No.136584>>136586
>>136581
Stop there anon, or at least start paying attention when you pour. You're en-route to blackout town.
>>136582
Ignore the retard who thinks WD-40 isn't an Australian thing too.
▶ No.136585
>>136582
>>136583
oh i thought it was an american thing
▶ No.136586>>136587
>>136584
I will try to, but then again, I would reduce suger consumption this way so I would not get fat.
▶ No.136587>>136588 >>136590 >>136591
>>136586
Why don't you just cut out the middle then? Drink it in shots and use a sip of soda as a chaser. It's the whole reason I drink only Vodka now, because I can stomach the taste then chase it when before I was drinking like 4500cal of cider in a night.
▶ No.136588>>136595
>>136587
Because then I can't sip at it at my leisure.
▶ No.136590>>136595
>>136587
This is good advice. When I was in my drinking phase I used to take shots of vodka and wash it down with pepsi max.
▶ No.136591>>136595
>>136587
get some decent whisky, smooth as fuck, complex flavours and doesn't require sugary chaser.
▶ No.136592>>136594 >>136596 >>136604 >>136609
Oi anime fags are there any redhead qt anime girls?
▶ No.136594
▶ No.136595>>136610 >>136611
>>136588
Sipping mixed is like sipping an iced coffee because you can't drink black w/sugar.
>>136591
I don't enjoy drinking anything straight so I just opt for vodka+chaser, the sugary drink doesn't matter too much because I could swap it out for a diet soda like >>136590 said. I just drink to get drunk because being drunk is nice.
▶ No.136596>>136600
>>136592
Kagura from Gintama is.
>>136593
Id*ls are not cute they are manufactured rubbish.
▶ No.136597>>136598 >>136599
I'm old NEET
And I'm fuckin smashed
Your mums a fat slut and I did her arse
I hate you all
except the NEETs who I don't
Some of you guys are cool
don't go to faGNEETS HOUSE TOMMOROW
fuckers
▶ No.136598
▶ No.136599
▶ No.136600>>136601 >>136603 >>136610
>>136596
cute manufactured rubbish mate
▶ No.136601
>>136600
I'll manufacture your mummybot up the butthole Sammy jim joe bob !!!!
▶ No.136602>>136605 >>136609
>>136589
why is he missing half his brain?
▶ No.136603>>136606 >>136608
>>136600
All rubbish is technically manufactured. :")
▶ No.136605>>136607
>>136602
The source image had obstructions. Its the only image I had of the fabled drama-stirrer.
▶ No.136606
>>136603
my pissbottles are 100% natural
▶ No.136607>>136612
>>136605
Who is that drama-stirrer?
▶ No.136608
▶ No.136609
>>136602
Fags are born that way you bigot
>>136592
Not Asuka
▶ No.136610>>136619
>>136600
No they are too fake and bland. They are made to extort the lowest of the low. Have you heard of the forced fake stuff they say at the live concerts they hold.
>>136595
Hmm.. Maybe I will do it but sip very small amounts.
▶ No.136611>>136619
>>136595
You'd probably enjoy a fine whisky straight, it's good stuff, although rather expensive for a NEET, however easily obtainable by a DSP NEET.
▶ No.136612>>136614 >>136616 >>136648
>>136607
He was called he "aussie NEET" or jonothan. He made a youtube channel and made some videos before starting to spam the thread and channel about his gay fantasies about being dressed up like a doll and being player with.
He got banned here numerous times for posting pictures of semen on his hello Kitty bedsheets. He deleted and remade his YouTube channel numerous times as well. He kept coming back to abuse everyone in the thread and keeps getting banned. Someone discovered his private YouTube channel of him reviewing computers and it was discovered he had a wife and kids , which he claimed earlier but we were all skeptical as fuck. There were videos of him and his children. It was also revealed in addition to his marriage, he sneaked out and fucked men from his gym. He and his wife agreed to stay together for the sake of the kids.
He also doxed a good poster here called gookneet (who posted pics of his adventures in gookland and every one liked his posts) and made him stop posting by ringing his mother, he denies all wrongdoing, which made him hated even more.
He deleted the private YouTube channel as well. Go back though the previous threads if you want some more drama to read. The funniest part about this is he keeps changing his IP and crawling back, a grown man with a failed marriage, gay and has kids arguing with cunts on 8chan.
▶ No.136613>>136614 >>136615 >>136618 >>136619
63kg NEET here. How do I become /fatneet/? I'm kinda the opposite of dietNEET.
▶ No.136614>>136625
>>136612
What a gay cunt
>>136613
Eat something like 5000+ calories per day
▶ No.136615>>136625
>>136613
eat
then when you finish eating, it's time to eat some more
▶ No.136616>>136617
>>136612
How does a mess like that get a wife and children?
What am I doing wrong?
▶ No.136617
>>136616
Just bee yourself
▶ No.136618>>136625
>>136613
Don't get fat get strong.
▶ No.136619>>136621 >>136625
>>136610
Start drinking shots only and learn your limit. Getting drunk ASAP and riding that drunkenness is more fun that slowly working your way into drunk tbh. For example I know that I can start with 4 shots (2cL according to these medicine cup plastic shot glass memes), followed by maybe another 6 over and hour, then it turns into knowing how much I can drink by how much of the bottle is missing. I can get to the verge of blacking out without drinking a sip more now.
>>136611
I'm a mummy NEET so I try to minimize my expenses to both save my parents money and get more. When I had friends around 17-18 I could drink spirits and enjoy it, but back then I could also chug a bottle of bundy and not screw my face up so I'm not sure if it's tolerating or enjoying.>Hmm.. Maybe I will do it but sip very small amounts.
>>136613
Drink your calories. As an obese NEET and coping abuse from skeleNEETs who say it's harder to gain weight as a skele than to lose it as a planet, learn to love the sweetest drink possible. My recommendation to you tho is to eat big and get big. Gain weight while going to the gym.
▶ No.136621>>136626
>>136619
Get a bottle of Jonnhie Walker black label, around $45 if you can afford it, it's pretty good to just sip on straight and a good introduction to scotch whisky , if you don't like it straight it's also good mixed with something.
▶ No.136622>>136623 >>136624 >>136629
Why does everyone drink to get drunk, Ive enjoyed nearly every type of drink I've ever had but never with a motive to lose control and black out. Its repulsed me from drinking socially and makes me spiteful against normalfaggots who had tried to bully me for not drinking while they stumble around LARPing happiness while all I can see is their insecurities slipping between their words and them spilling their one sentence brains all over the floor.
You neets that smoke weed and drink alcohol to ease your pain are fools, that luxury is for wageslave deadbrains who know no better. We must hold some level of pride in ourselves and put our time to use even if its just setting a new record for most animes fapped to. We must appreciate every mind grinding second of the agony we live in if we are ever to change and if we still dont want to change then the supposed agony cant be all its made out to be. Every tfw no gf we have can make us stronger, every bout of fury at the pointless cycle of wageslavery can be used to compose our own situations, to dull ourselves to these violences is to deny our own position in the world and to fail to have any purpose.
▶ No.136623
>>136622
Being mildly drunk makes me feel relaxed and happier, it's not complicated. I rarely get actually drunk though because I'm a pussy about feeling nauseous
▶ No.136624>>136626
I'm, going 5 rum to 1 now and I will sip it at a fifth of the rate, probably. Hopefully. Maybe.
>>136622
I don't. I've never actually been drunk before. The few times I have had alcohol before I'll drink half a bottle of Vodka or most of a bottle of rum as I am now and get tipsy and then feel sick, but I never get drunk. I don't think I can I would throw up first.
▶ No.136625>>136628
>>136619
>>136618
>>136615
>>136614
Currently I am getting about 2500-3000 calories a day. I get about 1000 of these from milk, I think once I reach about 67 I will start lifting, that and I need the time to save up enough for a gym membership. I'll keep the thread updated. I'm going to make it, just like dietneet
▶ No.136626>>136627 >>136628
>>136621
I've never had J. Walker black before, but I could maybe get it next weekend. I've written it on my notepad so I'll definitely remember.
>>136624
>5:1
Stop you fucking idiot, both times I've done self harm were when I was around what you're doing now. Put the fucking bottle away, hide it. Do not try to drink more. In about 20 minutes you're going to start feeling sick anyway, so any alcohol beyond this point is worthless. Stop drinking. The time it will take you to sober up is way longer than what you'd expect too. Stop.
▶ No.136627>>136650
>>136626
also
>tfw no one to play GTA online with
▶ No.136628>>136630
>>136625
Do excersis at home. I am strong and have never once set foot in a gym. I got my own bars and weights and do pushups and stuff as well, in fact I only do body weight excercise now, I don't want to get any bulkier I want to get trimmed and lean but even then I am not trying to get lean very hard, I have lost much motivation for it.
>>136626
As I said I will be drinking at a fifth of the rate maybe so I will be fine(Bahahaha! So far this has not been happing).
I have GTA 5 on PS4 but no online membership right now. I'm playing Valkyria Revolution at the moment as well, the plot and gameplay is not very good but I am determined to finish it.
▶ No.136629>>136672
>>136622
Dont listen to this fool
▶ No.136630
>>136628
>I have GTA 5 on PS4
I'm crying right now. I spent my last $38 on a $35 GTAO key. I heard it was a grindfest but I'm already at $100k and I've wasted $40k on buying shit. I just want to drive around with qt's online and cruise while talking when drunk.
>tfw your comfy GTA:SA server died after like 7 hours of play
▶ No.136631>>136634
Just ate mcdonalds, i can feel the fatty goodness in my bloated fat neet belly, might go eat a stick of butter coated with cheeseand sugar then fap to some pizza hut commercials
▶ No.136632>>136635
Just went to the toilet to relive myself and saw myself in the mirror, gosh I am so handsome.
▶ No.136634>>136636
>>136631
>t. 38KG skeleton
▶ No.136635>>136637
▶ No.136636>>136638
>>136634
You should eat three pizzas a day and keep a poster of boogie on your wall for inspiration
▶ No.136637
>>136635
Neigh sirrah, verily 'tis truth. Even my sisters admit claim as such.
▶ No.136638>>136639
>>136636
If you're a 35kg skele then yes. Skeles are absolute bottom of the barrel trash.
▶ No.136639>>136640 >>136641
>>136638
Do not be so harsh on him, for we are all skeles on the inside.
▶ No.136640>>136642
▶ No.136641>>136642
>>136639
As a person at the opposite end of the spectrum, skeles are the ones that initiate this fight. They're the ones that'll first claim fatties have it easier and will fight tooth and nail to prove that while actual fatties don't give a shit.
▶ No.136642>>136643
>>136640
Mayhap. I measured in at 76kg and 177cm last time of measurment. Doth such constitute a man of lareg stature? Mayahp.
>>136641
Such knaves may start fights. I . the strongest in the entire world. Will finish them.
▶ No.136643>>136644
>>136642
>I measured in at 76kg
>. I . the strongest in the entire world.
l ma o
I'm 140kg and about 5 months about I put a guy who weighs 71KG on my shoulders and done 17 squat reps with him on there. Skeles are the absolute weakest.
▶ No.136644>>136645 >>136653
>>136643
'tis most possible, for what is 71gk to one whom by necissity must carry the burden of 140kg? Nothing. Daga, I the most strongrest in the wrold am still stronger, once there was a man, nay a beast of near 7 foot tall and the largest in girth what myself had ever befre aheld. I beat him in an arm wresel and not onlty bet him but myself did anhilatre him with such ease as i myself thought it was no contest.
▶ No.136645>>136646 >>136649
>>136644
>once there was a man, nay a beast of near 7 foot tall
>tfw 140kg @ 5'8" and squat 71kg
▶ No.136646>>136652
>>136645
I'm 180kg and can squat a boz of weet bix
▶ No.136647
▶ No.136648>>136657
>>136612
>It was also revealed in addition to his marriage, he sneaked out and fucked men from his gym.
Are you making that up or did he actually confess that? I remember he admitted to giving a guy a hand job.
▶ No.136649
>>136645
I, both the strongest and the smartest in these lands do not comprehend thoush post for I do not understand whom thoust art quoting.
▶ No.136650
>>136627
I'll play with you if you buy it for me :^)
▶ No.136651
NEET general is the comfiest place to be, no?
▶ No.136652>>136656
>>136646
I doubt you can squat let alone walk down the aisle to get those weetbix tubby
▶ No.136653>>136654
>>136644
Stop talking like that you fucking cunt
▶ No.136654>>136655
Ohh no! Where has all mine rum gone I hath drunk it all!
>>136653
I wish most severlisy that I myself were ort haad ever fuckeded a cunt alsa I have not doen such a thing for no woman of this land be worth mine attention and effort.
▶ No.136655>>136658
▶ No.136656
>>136652
When i squat at the gym the boys put their dicks in my mouth and fuck me up the bum. Then i go home tto my family and dress up in my wifes clothes and tell my son of back alley anal shenanigans
▶ No.136657
>>136648
I remember when he got pissed off because his videos got taken down he started taking mine down.
Guy had a lot of meltdowns
▶ No.136658
>>136655
Ney, I am white as driven snow, not a singe bit of native blood exists within such a divine being such as mien divine self.
▶ No.136659>>136660 >>136662 >>136670
'Tis one of the cock and mine most divine seldf fells tat ut may be enrtirly within possibklities rthat my divineself mmay be sick yet I ust retire to the bed, whta must I do?
▶ No.136660>>136677
>>136659
Your mummy's gonna be cross with you tomorrow
▶ No.136662>>136677
▶ No.136664>>136711
I want to share a revelation I've had with you guys
I've been trying to find a gf to move out with… Because I live with my parents 2 hours away from my city (like a lot of other people do) which is a huge pain in the asshole for multiple legitimate reasons
Anyway what I finally realized is that living with my parents is still a kind of "relationship"… it's just not with a woman but with my parents. So basically I am in a relationship with my parents… if I get too lazy or demotivated they might nag me, might threaten to kick me out. A similar kind of thing happens when you're in a real relationship - the girl can create drama.
I know that my relationship skills with women are actually better than they are with my parents. I can dominate them pretty easily, make them happy to be with me, and I can fuck them! So this gives me hope.
t. sad but hopeful man who has a long train ride filled with shitskins every day to uni or the doc or psych
▶ No.136665>>136667 >>136670 >>136673
One more thing
I quit visiting news websites (e.g. DailyMail) a month ago and it's done wonders for my psyche
The news is interesting but it drives my anxiety through the roof when I hear some shit about centrelink getting tougher on jobseekers or something
I think the news is meant to do that - make you anxious
▶ No.136666>>136674
>tfw too hungry to sleep
I haven't eaten in almost 72 hours. I got paid last night so think I'll go to hjs when it opens.
What a Fucking life lol
▶ No.136667>>136668 >>136669 >>136673
>>136665
I did the same with /pol/, daily stormer and TRS, cut them all out for the most part, feel much better.
▶ No.136668>>136673
>>136667
I think /pol/ (4chan) is mostly good fun
I dont find TDS to be very interesting and its pretty negative, doesnt give me a good vibe
I like krautchan int, pretty funny and autistic… sometimes slow
▶ No.136669
>>136667
/pol/ is okay for a giggle, the daily stormer, trs ect is dumb cunt tier.
▶ No.136670
>>136659
on ya neeto, good luck this morning
>>136665
I don't check the news much outside of sports news. I'll check the headlines occasionally to see if there is some kind of happening but that's about it.
▶ No.136672
▶ No.136673>>136688
>>136665
>>136667
>>136668
Reading too much about politics definitely makes me depressed. It also increases my feelings of powerlessness which isn't good either.
I think I would be better off without any of it in my life. But the problem then would be boredom because it does fill up a lot of my time and I need that because I still get bored as it is.
Also The Aus/pol/ threads over on 4 pol are pretty comfy. They have more of a social vibe than a political one really now and I like that. I don't comment there on politics much any more, unless it is to abuse someone for saying something insufficiently patriotic or not racist enough.
▶ No.136674
>>136666
Yeah when I was out of control with my spending and eating I once left myself 3 days without any food at all.
I ended up stealing packets of sugar from the tables outside a cafe and just drinking sugar water because I had started to get dizzy and thought I was going to pass out. I almost passed out in the shower. When that happened I ate a handful of dry dog food. Tasted awful.
▶ No.136675
>>136198
i also have teeth like that. nothing wrong with them at all.
▶ No.136677
>>136660
Why? She does not even know.
>>136662
We are all sick in some way friend.
▶ No.136679>>136680
Goddamn, I have one of those "who shat in my head" hangovers.
Fuck my brain n the arse.
▶ No.136680>>136681
>>136679
This is your brain telling you to quit the drinking.
▶ No.136681>>136682 >>136683
>>136680
Nah, lol.
I had a good time.
I know it's against some NEETs rules but I had a NEET party with a friend (yes, I have a friend, fuck you) as a wake for my missing cat.
Here's the aftermath
▶ No.136682
>>136681
I should admit, one of tjhose bottles was only 1/3 full to start with
▶ No.136683>>136684
>>136681
Shameful, disgusting. Normie-tier degeneracy at its worst.
▶ No.136684>>136685
>>136683
Fuck you and yout mummybot you nigger
'twas highly drinkalot circumstances.
My cats wake etc
▶ No.136685>>136686
>>136684
There is always an excuse. Repent before it is too late. Become a comfy neet with a cup of hot chocolate and tray of biscuits instead.
▶ No.136686>>136687 >>136691
>>136685
I'm making a cuppa now if that helps
Apologies for my last post abuse m8, pretty sure I'm still drunk
▶ No.136687>>136690
>>136686
No apology required. I am just having a bit of fun you know. I don't really care bout your vile habits.
▶ No.136688
>>136673
I think one or two friends is good, and beneficial for a NEET, but anymore than that is getting far to close to normiedom.
▶ No.136690
>>136687
Lol, yeah, I got that on my 2nd read of your post.
Good onya NEET , you're cool in my book
You made me laugh
▶ No.136691>>136695
>>136686
I also woke up half drunk, much better than waking up to a hangover IMO.
Might go and get some HJ's later, not sure if I can drive yet.
▶ No.136692>>136695 >>136696
I feel fine, I felt a bit sick when I woke up but it's fading. But I did not get drunk just a bit tipsy.
But still, I don't know that I will do it again anytime soon, that was $40 wasted.
▶ No.136693
We should point and laugh at all the NEETs who aren't hungover for Sunday morning
shamefur displax
▶ No.136695
>>136691
I could eat HJ's like a nigger right now tbh
May make ham and cheese toasties as a shitty substitute
>>136692
Nah, 'twasn't $40 wasted my nEET, drinking takes practise, you just passed like, 3rd grade, or some shit.
Keep drinking m8y
▶ No.136696>>136697 >>136699
>>136692
The alcoholic jew is one of the worst for the wallet. Not as bad as smoking but it's still pissing (and vomiting) money away
▶ No.136697>>136698
>>136696
A NEETs gotta let his shit out some way though m8y
Going to church and praying just doesn't do it for me anymore
▶ No.136698>>136700
>>136697
You don't need a church to pray to the NEET God, he's always watching
▶ No.136699
>>136696
I'd be pretty rich if I didn't spend all my money on booze, can just buy goon thou
▶ No.136700>>136701
>>136698
Does NEET God watch you fap ?
Discuss
▶ No.136701>>136702
>>136700
All the time, he gets mad if you fap to trap porn.
▶ No.136702>>136703
>>136701
I can't argue with that.
NEET God's a pretty cool guy tbh
Sends us NEETbux and watches us fap
▶ No.136703
>>136702
Like a perverted uncle but in a nice way
▶ No.136704>>136705
>tfw you are now the perverted uncle yourself
▶ No.136705>>136707
>>136704
I'm glad my brother is a fair bit younger than me so I have time to stop being such a loser before he has kids
t-totally gonna happen
▶ No.136707
>>136705
I literally have 17 nieces and nephews
And I could not even recognise most of them
- old NEET
▶ No.136708>>136709 >>136710 >>136712
And no, I never molested any of them.
▶ No.136709>>136710
▶ No.136710
>>136708
>>136709
Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
▶ No.136711>>136731
▶ No.136712
>>136708
Posting that just makes you sound suspicious
▶ No.136713>>136714 >>136716 >>136720
DietNEET here. I'm having another good day. No cravings at all.
I've hit the zone boys. It's smooth sailing from here.
We're all gonna make it.
▶ No.136714
>>136713
I just bought some krispy Kreme
▶ No.136715>>136718
>tfw have to mow the lawn today but I want to get drunk instead
▶ No.136716>>136717
>>136713
Good stuff m8.
I've been very naughty this weekend, KFC for dinner last night followed by some heavy drinking, HJ's for lunch today and a Pizza for dinner, I usually stray from my diet on the weekends but try not to go over 3500cals, I'll probably go over 5000cals today.
▶ No.136717>>136724
>>136716
>3500cal diet
>diet
Yeah righto
▶ No.136718>>136719
▶ No.136719
>>136718
Sounds like a good way to make mini crop circles in your backyard
▶ No.136720
>>136713
good feeling yeah?
keep it up m80
▶ No.136721>>136722 >>136723
All the fat neets trying to switch sides to the skele neet side
▶ No.136722
>>136721
gotta get ready for when we hit lichmode in a few decades time
▶ No.136723
>>136721
we just wanna be spooky too
▶ No.136724
>>136717
Only on the weekend, 1200cal during the week combined with exercise.
▶ No.136727>>136728 >>136729
How has your day been NEETs?
What did you get up to?
I just did the usual here and surfed the webs all day. Played a bit of Half Life 2 Episode Two as well.
▶ No.136728
>>136727
woke up late, did my dailies on my chinese mmos
▶ No.136729>>136730
>>136727
Absolutely nothing productive except mow the lawn and fold some washing
Pretty much just killing time until f1 starts now
▶ No.136730
>>136729
mowing the lawn and folding washing would be a big day for me.
▶ No.136731>>136732
>>136711
If you don't have something nice to say don't say it
▶ No.136732>>136733
>>136731
No wonder no-one ever replies to my posts.
▶ No.136733>>136734
>>136732
We got together and decided to just ignore you buddy. Nothing personnel.
▶ No.136734>>136735
>>136733
My family did the same thing when I was younger.
▶ No.136735>>136738 >>136739
>>136734
You deserve it for being a meme frog poster.
▶ No.136736>>136737
Israel has no right to exist.
▶ No.136737>>136768
>>136736
No-one has a right to exist. We have to fight for want we want and be prepared to defend it.
Fuck Israel though.
▶ No.136738>>136740
>>136735
You are not going to provoke me tonight with your Pepe-bashing.
The frog is a part of me. A part of us all, if only we have the courage to look.
▶ No.136739
>>136735
it's fr*gposter you retarded normie
▶ No.136740>>136741 >>136742 >>136763
>>136738
Pepe is a dead meme tbh, those kekistan faggots destroyed it all.
▶ No.136742>>136744
>>136740
Pepe was under threat once before, when the normies started using him and celebrities were putting him in tweets.
We got him back though and will do the same once the kekistani thing is itself dead.
I will not abandon Pepe. I am with you Pepe.
▶ No.136744>>136745 >>136746 >>136850
>>136742
I'm not sure, I used to think pepe was the eternal meme, but after this kekistani faggotry I'm really having my doubts, also I hardly see anyone using pepes on other image boards these days.
▶ No.136745
>>136744
Pepe usage has declined, but there is no meme that has taken his place. No meme has even come close to the versatility and impact of Pepe.
I love Pepe. I stand with Pepe.
▶ No.136746>>136747
>>136744
Pepe is like a plant. For him to bloom in the vibrant spring he must be pruned in the dead of winter. The normies will fall away and the Pepe will rise again.
▶ No.136748>>136750
Think I've got hemorrhoids m8s
▶ No.136750>>136751
>>136748
Yeah you said that yesterday. Get more fibre in your diet. Cut out all the junk. Get your shits in order and the problem will resolve itself. You will know you have succeeded when you no longer need to wipe at all.
▶ No.136751>>136753 >>136754
>>136750
My diet is pretty good, I think it's from all the sitting around doing fuck all.
▶ No.136753>>136756
>>136751
Are you sure it is not bed sores?
▶ No.136754>>136756
>>136751
You should get one of those standing desks
▶ No.136755>>136757
Are you able to stand for 16 hours a day?
▶ No.136756
>>136753
Nah, it's a hemorrhoid, flared up bad yesterday and today.
>>136754
Maybe, I actually need a new desk, my chair is old and completely warn out which probably isn't helping.
▶ No.136757>>136758 >>136759
>>136755
I wish I could stand for more than 15 minutes without my feet aching miserably.
You normies really don't realise how fucking good you have it. Part of the reason I'm a NEET is that I can't do normie jobs for young people because they all involve standing for long periods.
It must be utter bliss to be able to stand for long periods without pain. Utter bliss.
▶ No.136758>>136761
>>136757
What is the cause of your distress when standing?
▶ No.136759>>136761
▶ No.136761>>136762
>>136759
No.
>>136758
I have flat feet but the standard treatments (orthotics) have never helped me at all.
My feet just fail miserably at being feet.
▶ No.136762
>>136761
You've got neet feet
▶ No.136763>>136767
>>136740
It was a terrible meme to begin with as most are. It's never going to die as fr*g posters are too stupid to replace it.
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▶ No.136767>>136769
>>136763
Hmm, Mr. " Intellectual " is still at it with the Pepe bashing. Why do you hate memes?
▶ No.136768>>136785
>>136737
Most countries fought for their right to exist, Israel did not.
▶ No.136769>>136770
>>136767
Memes are the opiate of the masses.
▶ No.136770>>136771
>>136769
No they aren't. They are a cultural symbol.
▶ No.136771>>136772 >>136773 >>136776
>>136770
Symbols of a disgusting culture, throw of your shackles prolly!
▶ No.136772
>>136771
Get that gay shit out of here
▶ No.136773>>136774
>>136771
So you are a filthy Marxist, unsurprising considering your lack of brains. Your LARP day isn't happening friend. The pendulum is swinging hard right, and your kind and friends will cease to exist completely when Fascism rises again.
Capitalism isn't perfect, but I'd rather live in it than a no borders shanty town shithole filled with 3rd world scum and rampant crime and social unrest, with no competition, no property and no liberty. Gosh, you delusion riddled Communists are beyond saving.
▶ No.136774>>136775
>>136773
No, I'm a monarchist.
▶ No.136775>>136777
>>136774
>No, I'm a monarchist.
I honestly didn't think you could get any more stupid.
▶ No.136776
>>136771
This isn't the place for your kind.
▶ No.136777>>136779
>>136775
You are a victim of the socialist propaganda so pushed on our society. It is actually a far better system of government. It's most unfortunate that the world has been made to see it such an unflattering light.
▶ No.136778>>136780
>tfw popcorn chicken go bucket and a purple rockstar for dinner
▶ No.136779>>136787
>>136777
>You are a victim of the socialist propaganda so pushed on our society.
Incorrect.
>It is actually a far better system of government.
Monarchy didn't save Britain. Why should some family of inbreds rule over the populace, with little policy, and a extreme disconnect from the public and the nations interests? Monarchies are weak and useless. They are an ancient product that is obsolete. To fix the cultural decline we need not weak, disconnected deities, we need strong nationalist government, with no family being locked in to running the place.
All fascist class governments have been destroyed by international powers backed by the largest financiers. The fact that monarchies are still standing shows that they have no power, will have no power, and they lost their power by selling their country out to other elite families like the Rothschilds. Members of a monarchy don't care about the popluace, they don't care about maintaining nationalism, cultural pride, a degeneracy free environment. They only care about maintain their POWER. And their power over the populace. Fascism differs, because anyone can work their way up the chain of command, and they actually use their power to achieve means.
▶ No.136780>>136781
>>136778
How was the Rockstar? I am a Red Bull man myself. Popcorn chicken is good, but the Zinger Stacker is better.
▶ No.136781>>136783
>>136780
Pretty good, so much sugar, monster is probably my favorite. I would have got a zinger box but because I am another fat neet a snack box was the compromise.
▶ No.136783>>136786
>>136781
You won't be getting much sleep tonight then
▶ No.136784
Went to "high tea" at crown burswood for family members bday, saw a lot of chicks dressed either as sluts or rich snobs.
They served shit coffee and its was a big line up for the buffet it felt like a prison
▶ No.136785>>136790
>>136768
Are you retarded? Israel was literally born out of conflict, BTFO all it's Arab neighbours and continues to do so.
▶ No.136786
>>136783
I woke up at 7pm. Idea is to stay up until at least 8pm tomorrow. Living in the dark is making me depressed.
▶ No.136787>>136791
>>136779
Correct and you further prove this latter in your post.
Britain is not ruled by a monarchy, it's a democracy.
The nobles are all inbred thing is a socialist meme, some were, most notably the Spanish Habsburgs but back then there was a higher rate of it(particularly in the lower classes actually). The vast majority did not suffer from this.
They are actually far less disconnected than our democratic politicians. The wealth of the nation is directly linked to their own, if a democratic nation hits financial difficulties the politicians will be fine, not so in a monarchy. Using the Spanish Habsburgs again it got to a point in Spain where the noble family was so poor that a maid took pity on them and got the queen something out of her own funds. There lives, the lives of the families and the future of their dynasties are also directly linked with their position. If a politician rules a nation poorly he gets voted out or replaced by another member of his party, if a noble does the same he is killed.
I see fascism as an improvement to democracy, however the same point holds true to monarchies, many of them were destroyed by international powers.
Yes, many of them now hold no or little power. They lost it due to socialism and the mistakes of previous rulers, it is far harder to grant a monarch powers thereby also taking them away from the politicians than it is for them to have power taken from them.
They do care. They are the fathers of their nation. Kaiser Wilhelm the second got rid of Bismarck because of his harsh treatment of socialists, the kaisers enemies that is how benevolent he was. He also wanted to bring all the nations of Europe to a conference to raise the standards of the common working man, Bismarck sabotaged this. However, yes as in everything there is always the exception to the rule.
They do care about maintaining their culture and such as well.
Monarchs use their power to achieve things too, everybody does. As for caring about maintaining power well Hitler himself quite ruthlessly followed this.
▶ No.136790>>136793 >>136799
>>136785
Israel was literally given to the kikes who then proceeded to just buy up all the land they didnt fight some war with arabs to conquer israel and claim it for themselves.
▶ No.136791
>>136787
Interesting points, but the fact is I can never become a monarch. I can become a Politician under the system that I prefer.
Britain is a democracy, but it used to be a monarchy, the royals even failed to retain their power.
>They do care. They are the fathers of their nation
Then why did they sell out to the Jewish bankers and global financiers? If they had any brains left the current standing ones should get their balls out of the vice and take back their countries. The fact is they (current royals) are weak, docile and nonchalant. They are apathetic.
>Kaiser Wilhelm the second got rid of Bismarck because of his harsh treatment of socialists, the kaisers enemies that is how benevolent he was. He also wanted to bring all the nations of Europe to a conference to raise the standards of the common working man, Bismarck sabotaged this. However, yes as in everything there is always the exception to the rule.
That is different and interesting; I was talking about current monarchs though. However the war essentially ended their rule (in Germany), we don't know how things could have went if the Germans won WWI, would the second war even occurred, would Germany still be a monarchy today? Not sure.
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▶ No.136793
>>136790
No it wasn't, learn some history.
▶ No.136796
if we're gonna talk about politics, there is only one pill to take
take the localpill, NEET man
▶ No.136797>>136800
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This was a real punch to the guts.
▶ No.136799
>>136790
You are ignorant m8. You need to read more about the history of Palestine under the British mandate and the events leading to the creation of Israel. In you are embarrassing yourself here.
▶ No.136800>>136807
>>136797
>letting an online self-help guru punch you in the guts with his trite psychological manipulations
Wise up kid. Peterson plays a game as old as the hills as he rakes in the $$$$.
▶ No.136802>>136803 >>136817
Woke up early and went out and picked up all the dog crap and put it in the bin. Then stuffed the organics bin full of garden waste.
Bins are going out tonight. Remind me please. AT THE CORRECT TIME. Just at sunset.
Thank you from BinNEET.
▶ No.136803>>136805
>>136802
Why not just put them out now
▶ No.136805>>136809 >>136814
>>136803
It is not very neighbourly to have your ugly bins out on the street earlier than necessary, or to leave them out longer than you have to after they have been emptied.
▶ No.136807>>136808
>>136800
online self-help guru
Except that he's not. Peterson is a legit professer anon, these videos are taken in his classes by students. Not by him talking to the camera.
▶ No.136808>>136811
>>136807
No, he arranged to have his lectures recorded for broadcast on the internet. I have seen so much of this guy's stuff. I fell for the meme myself a few weeks ago. But I woke up to what was really going on pretty quickly.
▶ No.136809>>136812
>>136805
>giving that much of a shit
M8 no one in your street gives a fuck about you or what you do with your bins at any time
▶ No.136811>>136813
>>136808
>woke up to it
So do you have any actual proof or it just bullshit you've gone and talked yourself into believing?
▶ No.136812>>136816
>>136809
Yes they do. You do not have a very good understanding of people if you don't know that. I have had conversations with my neighbours where they have mentioned how so and so over the road puts his bins out too early.
▶ No.136813
>>136811
>actual proof
I told you I have watched lots of his stuff. He literally says it himself when he talks about how it all got started. He says it more than once. It is not a secret. I can't remember the exact video. I have watched hours and hours worth of them.
But we are getting a bit sidetracked. It is not actually a relevant point we are arguing over anyway.
▶ No.136814
>>136805
Fair enough. I never really think about that, although I usually wait until someone else puts theirs out so I know which bin is due.
▶ No.136815>>136818
Weather he is doing it for money or not does not change the fact that he knows what he is talking about and is pretty much always right.
▶ No.136816
>>136812
I would bet that comment was made by some old cunt that has nothing left in life except to whinge about trivial shit about his neighbors.
▶ No.136817
>>136802
Can I rummage through your bin before you pit it out, I'm hungry
▶ No.136818>>136819
>>136815
I used to think like you. But as I watched more and more of his stuff I started to catch on to his tricks and I realised what was really going on.
▶ No.136819>>136821
>>136818
And what is really going on then?
▶ No.136820
Gonna have to take cover in the goon cave
▶ No.136821>>136822 >>136823 >>136825
>>136819
He is just your garden variety self-help guru. Peddles lots of easy answers that seem plausible but they never actually bring about any real change in your life.
Also he is way over-reliant on his personality traits bullshit. It got to the point where if he mentioned "conscientiousness" one more time I just wanted to switch him off.
▶ No.136822
>>136821
he is running a hustle but good advice is always worth paying for, not that you should since the internet is a 3d printer of information
doesn't help that psychology is a fake science with >50% of theory based on experiments that show inconsistent results when revisited
▶ No.136823>>136824
>>136821
Have you considered that maybe you aren't the demographic he's trying to reach out to? He's talking to students in a very prestigious University, the world's their oyster. I don't mean to be a cunt but you're part of an online forum that celebrates doing nothing with your life other than leeching off the government.
▶ No.136824
>>136823
Most of them are chinks and pajeets. But he isn't talking to them, he is talking past them to a bigger audience now.
▶ No.136825>>136826
>>136821
He isn't there to help he just gives information on certain things and maybe some advice but it is up to you to try and use this information. As I said, I don't think anything he says is actually wrong.
▶ No.136826>>136827 >>136828
>>136825
He is mostly right, but so are most self-help gurus. Really it is mostly just common sense.
I find his perspective quite narrow though, in that he sees all his politics through the lens of avoiding another Hitler or another Stalin. History is broader than that.
▶ No.136827
>>136826
Admittedly this is where he falls short, I would just ignore what he says on political matters.
▶ No.136828
>>136826
>he sees all his politics through the lens of avoiding another Hitler or another Stalin
yeah the only way to do that is to answer the jq
▶ No.136829>>136830 >>136837
What are you guys up to ?
Did a woolies run this morning. Also picked up a french press, grinder and some locally roasted beans. Saying goodbye to the instant coffee. Just going to neet it up the rest of the day, meant to be a storm here this arvo.
▶ No.136830>>136831
>>136829
I'm just having a lazy day now that I got my gardening task out of the way this morning.
Which instant coffee brand did you used to drink?
▶ No.136831>>136832
>>136830
Blend 43. I didn't really mind it that much. Just wanted to try something better. Also trying to do intermittent fasting which requires black coffee, Blend 43 is undrinkable black.
▶ No.136832>>136833 >>136835
>>136831
I used to do the Blend 43. then I moved onto Nescafe Gold and now I drink Moccona.
>intermittent fasting
What are you hoping to achieve with that?
▶ No.136833>>136834
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>136832
Trying to stop being a fat. I know I am kind of buying into a meme or trend but I want to give it a go. Being in a fasted state is slightly more conducive to mobilizing body fat for energy and has some other slight benefits. Maybe eating 1 meal a day will drastically reduce my caloric intake.
The general must be getting sick of fat cunt talk.
▶ No.136834
>>136833
A lot of us on here are fats. It is a big NEET problem and I for one like to talk about it.
I have tried many different diets and many different approaches to weight loss. I probably made a mistake focussing on the process rather than my own psychological state if you know what I mean. I think that is actually the key and if you have your mind and attitude right you will succeed on pretty much any diet, and conversely if your mind and attitude are not right you will fail no matter what new method you try.
▶ No.136835>>136836
>>136832
I hate blend 43,i only drink moccona now but shits expensive
▶ No.136836
>>136835
I buy in bulk when it is out on special. You can usually get it half price.
▶ No.136837>>136838
>>136829
>french press
did you also get a thermometer?
▶ No.136838>>136839 >>136841 >>136842
>>136837
What is the correct temperature for a coffee enema?
▶ No.136839
>>136838
you're meant to drink the coffee, not squirt it up your bum
fucking hipsters
▶ No.136841
>>136838
My enemas are made up from the left over liquid shit from other peoples enemas
▶ No.136842>>136843
>>136838
>coffee enema
Why would you do this?
▶ No.136843
>>136842
I don't like the taste.
▶ No.136844>>136845 >>136847 >>136858
Hey NEETS Ragiewagie here
Guess what just happened, i got fired from my job.
Looks like im still N.E.E.T
Man i am a bit angry tho, i called in sick today because i am actually sick, and all i got was an email from the recruitment company. My old boss was a chicken shit bitch so its no surprise really, i fucking hate that cunt.
But what a cunt, what a fuckin bitch, last week she asked about me coming in late. (i come in at 9.30 most days some days like 8.15 or 8.30), during the interview the deal was that it was flexible around 9. Then all of last week, when i would come over to talk to her about it she said that she was 'too busy", ie she had been planning to fired me all week, and just didnt say shit. What a cunt man. I actually hated the job but fuck i wanted to leave on my own terms, with 3 days of my work not done and another job lined up.
I've never been fired before always left but fuck me. Fuck me.
I kinda dont want a job, i dont want to work but its really just i dont want to make my parents disappointed and i also have to eat and want to be financial stability. I;m kinda scared that this will fuck up getting work from here. I kinda want to take at least the week off, but i know that my parents are gonna be angry. I think i will and tell them that i got fired next week.
HELP ME NEETS!
how do i get neetbux?
I have around $10K investments will that stop me from getting NEET bux?
should i send an angry message to my boss?
▶ No.136845>>136856
>>136844
>how do i get neetbux?
All information can be found here: https://www.humanservices.gov.au/customer/services/centrelink/newstart-allowance
>I have around $10K investments will that stop me from getting NEET bux?
There will probably be a bit of a waiting period before you can start getting paid the bux. They will tell you once you apply.
>should i send an angry message to my boss?
No, that would be pointless and immature. Ask them for a separation certificate though.
good luck NEET.
▶ No.136847>>136849 >>136856
>>136844
Were you in employment for more than 6 months? If so you can make an unfair dismissal claim which is worth it if you want to fuck these cunts over and get your job back.
▶ No.136849
>>136847
It depends on the size of the business I think. Only big businesses with lots of employees are subject to unfair dismissal I think.
▶ No.136850>>136851 >>136852
>>136744
I always preferred wojak, his quiet disappointment, anxiety and apathy seemed to capture the spirit of the r9k user far better than a smug frog did.
▶ No.136851>>136853
>>136850
Pepe was originally sad not smug. When he turned smug though it sort of fit and he kind of became an alter ago type fantasy of unleashing the part of ourselves we keep suppressed and wrapped in our depression.
▶ No.136852
>>136850
Also, pepe seems boastful and obvious whereas actual emotional reactions are hardly ever one-dimensional. Wojak images add context for the reader, they show the poster to be an overly conscious guy who's prone to feelings of dissatisfaction regardless of his circumstances.
I think I might be siding with the anti-pepe poster here.
▶ No.136853>>136854
>>136851
I can appreciate a good sadfrog. Hey, what've you been doing today NEET?
▶ No.136854>>136856 >>136865
>>136853
I have been on the internet all day. What have you been up to?
▶ No.136855>>136857
I could do with a good barbecue right about now.
▶ No.136856>>136859
>>136845
hey thanks man looking into it.
>>136847
Na i cant at that job it was only 2 months. very annoying because it was working at another company for a 1 and a bit no problems.
>>136854
what u been doing on the internets? fapping?
▶ No.136857>>136860
>>136855
You should have posted an Aussie BBQ m8 not that Seppo swill.
▶ No.136858
>>136844
Once you sorted neetbux out go down to Dan murphy's and ask him for the neet special
▶ No.136859>>136861 >>136865
>>136856
I have fapped twice today. I have been reading politics stuff and also reading about the Zodiac Killer's unsolved cipher. I just watched the Zodiac (2007) movie.
▶ No.136860>>136863 >>136864
>>136857
Get fucked you gay cunt I want a good southern BBQ not your gross aussie shit.
▶ No.136861>>136862
>>136859
I've been busy at my food delivery job so I haven't even had a chance to fap yet, gonna blow a monster load when I get home
▶ No.136862>>136883
>>136861
Well at least you haven't sunk as low as fapping in your car as you drive.
▶ No.136864
>>136860
but australia is southern
▶ No.136865>>136866
>>136854
I dropped my little brother off at the bus stop this morning so that he could take a public bus to school for the first time ever. I went to the university to make an appeal on a fine and got too anxious to speak so I turned around and came home. On the way back I stopped by my old gym to speak to the owner, I might go back tomorrow to work out with him.
I picked up some kibble for the puppy then picked up the kids from school, did some housework, made a maze for the puppy with the kids and now I'm waiting for the pizza wagie to drop off dinner.
Do you feel good after spending the whole day browsing the net aimlessly? I don't give a feel about productivity but I do feel mentally and physically sluggish after a full day's shitposting.
>>136859
2007 was ten years ago
▶ No.136866>>136867
>>136865
No i can't say it feels good browsing the net all day, but I have had much worse days out and about.
▶ No.136867>>136868 >>136869
Does anyone have the latest scoop on boogie1488? Someone posted a link to his failed marriage expose a few days (weeks? everything blends together as a NEET) ago and since then I've been mildly interested in how the surgery would go.
>>136866
Do you do anything comfy at home?
▶ No.136868>>136875
>>136867
I think his surgery is tomorrow, it's pretty soon anyway
▶ No.136869>>136875
>>136867
What do you mean by comfy? I read books, which I enjoy.
▶ No.136870>>136874
The problem with that fat person surgery is that the fatties end up stretching out their stomach again and put back on all the weight. If you are too out of control to lose weight without surgery you will be too out of control to keep the weight off after surgery.
In two years Boogie will be right back where he started. the guy has no self control.
▶ No.136873
Hope he dies the fat decadent pig, then there will be more food for the people.
▶ No.136874>>136877
>>136870
In surgeries like gastric bypass (which is what Boogie is getting), putting all the weight back on is not common. Most people who get it still never attain a normal weight but a loss of 60-70% of the excess weight they hold is normal.
▶ No.136875>>136876 >>136878 >>136882
Do you NEETs ever make bulk orders of lollies from online stores? A few years ago I stopped exercising completely, started drinking every day and buying large quantities of cheap lollies. I would blow through a full kilo of sour straps or pineapple lumps in a 24 hour drinking session.
I've been thinking about doing it again because I have nothing to really indulge in hedonistically and my life is seriously lacking in pleasure.
>>136868
I hope he doesn't die
>>136869
Yeah, something like reading. I've been on the LoTR audiobooks recently, how about you?
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>>136875
Na, the shame of having other people seeing me buy shit food has probably made me at least 10kgs lighter than I would be otherwise.
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>>136874
We will see how boogie goes then. Given how many opportunities he has squandered to lose weight the natural way (including help from DDP) I would expect him to be at the extreme end of the (lack of) success distribution after surgery. But time will tell.
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>>136875
I would never touch an audiobook. The concept disgusts me.
I have been reading Mary Renault's novels about Ancient Greece.
▶ No.136879>>136880 >>136881
Dear garbageNEET,
It's 7PM in NSW and your bins had best be rolled to the side of the road now. Any earlier and they'd have been an eyesore, any later and the noise will be a bother.
Regards
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>>136879
I didn't know we had a grumpy pensioner neet
▶ No.136881>>136887
>>136879
Thank you m8 I just got back from taking them out. No-one saw me I rolled them up like a ghost.
▶ No.136882>>136901
>>136875
I once bought a 5kg bag of gummi bears and got through them in about a day. Eating sugar doesn't make me happy, not even really while I'm doing it. It's moreish and addictive but it's not actually enjoyable.
▶ No.136883
>>136862
Who says I don't?
▶ No.136887
>>136881
Old man peterson was watching wondering whats wrong with you
▶ No.136888>>136889
Some sexy weather bout to hit neet town
▶ No.136889>>136890
>>136888
I'm already inside Hitler trips. Couldn't be fucked going outside today, it was already cold as fuck inside. I actually tried to get out of bed today and it was too cold, so I just slept in until about 3pm.
▶ No.136890>>136891
>>136889
Live everyday like its your last
▶ No.136891>>136892 >>136894
>>136890
Sounds like a good way to get fat
▶ No.136892>>136893 >>136894
▶ No.136893>>136895
>>136892
You're probably that weird dick dude who posted here a while back
▶ No.136894>>136898
>>136892
>>136891
Is Boogies dick fat?
▶ No.136895>>136897
>>136893
>weird dick dude
Who was that? What was weird about their dick?
▶ No.136896>>136899
How can I fix my huge fuckin bags under my eyes
▶ No.136897>>136900
>>136895
It was some guy who posted his dick around January of 2016. I don't have it saved, nor can remember the thread number.
▶ No.136898
>>136894
He likely has an innie dick
▶ No.136899
>>136896
Sleep like a bat for a few months or so
>tfw don't wanna wagie anymore, just wanna be a Full Time NEET again
Thinking about quitting wage-slavery once I've a place of my own. I miss sleeping-in of a morn
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>>136897
He measured his dick in thumbs
▶ No.136901>>136902
>>136882
It's the same with eating Shapes, they'll never give you that comfy full feeling
▶ No.136902
>>136901
Only if you eat the whole box
▶ No.136904
someone is going to have to post a new thread today, i bet. unless we conserve our posts
shotgun not me
▶ No.136906
I looked at a girl and she looked back at me today
I'll post the full story later when someone makes e a new thread - also I gtg to uni
▶ No.136910>>136911 >>136912 >>136913
>>136907
I hope everyone at max froze to death
▶ No.136911>>136913
>>136910
I hope everyone at Sarina Russo froze to death alongside Max Employment too.
Fucking hell, to think I could spend a couple months off around my birthday away from these sociopathic cunts.
▶ No.136912>>136913
>>136910
but they get gov funded heaters
▶ No.136913
>>136910
>>136911
>>136912
They are living large in their government-funded compounds. Heating, cooling, tim-tams in the office fridge.
When will the uprising begin comrades?
▶ No.136918>>136919 >>136921
DietNEET here. Things are going well but tomorrow is bux day so it will be dangerous for me. The temptation will be there for me to head to the shops and once I'm there I could start loading the trolley with garbage.
Hopefully I can stay strong.
▶ No.136919>>136920
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>>136918
>Hopefully I can stay strong.
say no more
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>>136919
>fat heffalump
>pink hair
Strewth.
▶ No.136921>>136924
>>136918
I fuck my diets up when I get drunk and eat greasy food when I'm hungover
▶ No.136924>>136925
>>136921
I never drink. Food is my only vice, but it is a big enough one to have destroyed me.
▶ No.136925>>136926 >>136928
>>136924
Same.
>been buying those big share bags of doritos and salt and vinegar chips all the time
>lie in bed and start munching
I've nearly forgotten what a good healthy thing to eat is, whenever I think of healthy eating it's just fruit and chicken/salmon and vegetables. Doesn't help that I can't cook for shit.
▶ No.136926>>136927 >>136930
>>136925
cooking is easy
>grab clean pan
>turn on stove and heat pan until drop of water sizzles on it
>add bit of oil and line bottom of pan
>throw things on it
>pretend you're gordon fucking ramsay
>plate that shit
>wash your dishes and clean your kitchen
>realise you're not gordan ramsay
>try again next time
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>>136926
I want to make delicious things though.
▶ No.136928
>>136925
I can cook but when I am in the depths of unhealthy eating I get too lazy to do it. I just want the hit now so I eat something that only needs to be microwaved, if even that.
Cooking is not hard, there are heaps of videos on YouTube that will teach you how.
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>>136926
I always wash the dishes and clean while I'm cooking.
▶ No.136931>>136932
Just went out and got a kebab, large chips and drink. #fatneet2017
▶ No.136932>>136933 >>136934
>>136931
I haven't left the house in months. How do you guys do it?
▶ No.136933>>136934
>>136932
Addiction will drive you to do just about anything to get your fix. Your normal fears about social interaction get pushed aside in order to get your fix.
▶ No.136934>>136935
>>136932
I only leave the house for appointments or food. I can muster up the courage to do it only once every few days, can't do it every day though. I only go out when the streets are barren, either night or when the wagies are at work.
>>136933
>Addiction will drive you to do just about anything to get your fix. Your normal fears about social interaction get pushed aside in order to get your fix.
:( I'm not actually fat, I am the thin NEET.
▶ No.136935>>136936
>>136934
I go out and do my shopping early in the morning. In my experience the normies aren't at the shops until after 9.
▶ No.136936>>136937
>>136935
i wish more shops did midnight shopping, comfiest thing ever and everyone's too sleepy to judge
▶ No.136937>>136938
>>136936
I don't like being at the shops too late or too early (6am) because sometimes you are the only customer there and when the staff see you they seem surprised.
▶ No.136938>>136942
>>136937
>not using the self serve
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▶ No.136941
New thread, I had to make it you lazy fuckers
>>136940
>>136940
>>136940
>>136940
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>>136938
Nah m8 there are staff all over the shop. there is even one old trout supervising the self checkouts. You feel like you are intruding where you don't belong.