/aus/ - Australia★

>>134452

I could not find one but I did find this. Maybe you could feed your possums goon?

>>134453

too late mate and the jackpot just popped

don't worry though, some 50yo guy won it and he isn't going to quit his job because he loves it and he's just going to dump it into a fund and probably lose it all ;)

Was at a supermarket that sells American products at the checkouts, mostly lollies aka candy, anyway I see they're selling packets of 'Twinkies' as the checkout chick is scanning the last of my items, so on impulse I grab a pack even though there was no price listed - I didn't think they'd be too dear for a packet of only 2 little cakes - anyway I'm waiting to see the price come-up on the cash register's screen as she's scanning them and they were fucking $6! The moral of this story is don't go grocery shopping on an empty stomach.

>>134460

Oh, I see. Carry on then m8.

Mummy's being a bitch and I have no food in the house and I need to poo but I'm too lazy

Shitty night

>>134462

When you kill them you can use their bodies to fap into

>tfw want to go buy trendies but Red Rosster closes at 10

And don't tell me to make them myself, the whole point of paying more for fast food is that you don't need to prepare shit

>>134467

Fucking Iphone auto correct

>>134467

>trendies

That is what they eat in Melbourne with their smashed avo.

>>134468

>Iphone

kys

>>134472

I am not actually going to poison the possums. I am too soft. As soon as I saw the cute little baby possum it was no longer an option. They are really pissing me off though.

>>134477

>uni

gtfo this is a neet thread faggot

I just ate a family-sized frozen Sara Lee Apple Pie ($3 on special at Woolworths) with a tub of fancy thick cream and two teaspoons of sugar.

I heated the pie in a big bowl in the microwave until it was mostly warm (still a few cold spots in the apple filling) then added the sugar and cream and broke the pie up and mixed it all together until it was a sort of semi-chunky mush.

Was pretty good.

>>134482

Is boogie the original smug pepe?

>>134483

fat fuck

>>134483

>sara lees

>two teaspoons of sugar

holy shit m8

>>134487

>I know what I'm doing.

i hope so

tried those once and i had to chug a litre of water along with it

>>134478

According to the packet it's only effective on rats and mice anyway. You could trap and remove them, but iirc it's illegal to relocate them to more than a 50m radius from where they were caught.

>>134467

The more prepared neets keep at least one full pack of frozen tendies in the house, for emergencies.

>>134472

What about boongs?

>>134477

Time to lay-off the meth

>>134480

If he was NEET when he discovered this place then I have no problem with him or anyone else returning either as a Uni-Cuck or Wage-Slave (myself included).

>>134489

>it's only effective on rats and mice

So if I down a few spoonfuls I should be okay since I'm not a rat or a mouse? I don't mean to be rude m80, but come on. That shit will kill anything.

As for trapping them, you got to the heart of the problem which is they need to be released in the same fucking spot basically. The only effective way to deal with them (short of poison) is to seal off the gap they use to get into my shed. But that would cost me quite a bit of money because there is a gap all the way around my shed where the walls meet the roof.

>>134483

What's disgusting is that you heated it in a microwave and didn't even heat it all the way through.

>>134490

I was just being cheeky. I'm sure it would kill the possums and maybe even (You). Have you thought about covering that gap with 'chicken wire'? Or are not confident in doing any sort of 'handyman' work?

>>134493

I could probably do some simple handyman stuff, but the thing is I own no tools. I would also need to buy a ladder to get up to the gap. I don't even know how I could transport a ladder home from where I bought it. It is just easier to hire someone, especially since I am not skilled in that area at all even if I had tools.

I might end up getting the tradesman back in to seal up the gap with wire or something like that. It depends if the possums are still going to be getting in now the roof is fixed. Once the shed dries out (the hole in the roof let in heaps of water) I am going to sweep it out and then I will be able to tell if the possums are still getting in because they always leave their little presents behind.

>>134495

Sounds nice. I don't approve of British slang though.

>>134496

what british slang?

>>134497

Don't act dumb with me m8. You know exactly what I mean.

>>134498

chip butty? my mum always used to call it that when i was younger, and i call it that now. it sounds better vocalised than chip sandwich.

>>134499

Is your mum British?

I hate British slang. "buttie" "sarney" I just hate the way their words sound.

They still call trucks lorries.

>>134501

no. but its not slang so much as american english is slang to british english.

>>134492

The variation in temperatures was deliberate. I like hot patches contrasted with a cold bit of apple every now and then.

Nothing in my eating binges occurs by accident, I can assure you of that. I am a pro.

>>134506

Good luck anon.

>order some pizza

>driver doesn't bring any change with him

What the fuck. I'm drunk and can't drive anywhere, what am I going to do?

>>134510

How much change do you need?

>>134511

Like 20 bucks. If it was dollar or two it would've been ok.

>>134512

Don't they have policies for dealing with that situation?

Give you a voucher to come into the store and get the money at a later date or something?

>>134510

Try another place and tell them in advance they need to bring change, I guess. Stupid that you need to specify this but it's all on that store in particular.

>>134515

Making a call or expecting one?

Either way the answer is yes.

My life's ambition is to live without a phone completely.

Do you cunts still cook post?

>>134517

Sometimes, one NEET was cooking a roast

>finally getting neetbux

<NO BACKPAY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANTED MY CAR

>>134520

I think they stopped doing backpay for quite some time

>>134520

nzneet?

>>134517

Only poo posts

My thighs are touching all the time. Feels weird and uncomfortable. Fucking obesity man.

>>134531

What went wrong in the driving test m8?

>>134532

some kid ran out and I beeped instead of slowing down (lol)

fucked up a reverse parallel park and nearly scratched mummy bot's car too

oh well NEETs, tbh more just jealous/empty feeling knowing I'll never get to experience a woman as fine as the ones I saw on the way home, some normie had a Lamborghini that drove past too, first time I've ever seen one in my area

>>134533

You will do better next time on the driving anon.

As for the other, it does not do to dwell on things you can't have. If you did have them it would not bring you the satisfaction you think it would.

>>134536

I will need more details before I can make a formal diagnosis. What does "pissed out my arse" mean exactly?

>>134537

light brown/yellow very watery diarrhea. Came out very explosively with little warning. Clenching my cheeeks didn't help once it had started.

>>134538

Yeah that happens to me once every few years. It is just a stomach bug. Will last 24 hours or so. Taking some immodium might help.

Otherwise you just have to wait it out, rushing to the toilet every few hours and shitting your arse hole raw.

>>134515

I got anxiety from hearing a phone ring in a chinese cartoon yesterday. It is not easy being an autist

>>134482

>tfw boogie might die next week

>>134540

what were you watching?

>>134541

I want to see him live then tear open his new tiny stomach because he can't resist binging like a pig.

>>134542

Why does she sit like that?

I think my microwave is dying. First it started turning on automatically when I closed the door, without me pressing the start button. And now it is making some weird mechanical sound as it works.

could it be dangerous? Surely they have some inbuilt safety feature that prevents them from leaking radiation or some shit like that?

>>134545

>>134544

Looks like his wife just ditched him too, top kek

>>134548

It has never been a real marriage. Some weird arse beta provider arrangement. I doubt she ever let him touch her.

>>134549

She seems more like a paid mummybot replacement than a wife

Just collected my stool sample in the container given. I did a really disgusting, smelly, slimy, poo. Not intentional that's just how it happened. I hope the stool analysis they do is automated because fucking christ that is one disgusting can of brown.

>>134551

You went to the doctor because you had diarrhoea?

>>134551

Getting your shitposting level tested?

>>134553

>>134554

Part of my workup for serious, chronic joint pain in all large joints of my body other than my spine.

Going to check mainly for inflammatory bowel disease and ulcerative colitis and a few other things. Doubt any will come back but might as well get the test ay. I'm actually happy that the stool happened on one of my diarrhoea days because it might help them get to the bottom of it more easily.

Got a piss container to fill up now, then in tomorrow at 8am for another few dozen blood tests and a dry eye test to try and figure out why I have it.

To be honest the closest disorder that fits all my symptoms is sjogren's syndrome but I am negative on all the serology (blood tests) for it. Seronegative sjogren's is a thing though apparently so I could have that.

>>134555

What have you eaten today?

>>134555

I can see why you would sympathize with the pig

s-sorry

>>134557

Yeah m8 I know, I ignored all of this for so long but it can no longer be ignored. I have to find out why my joints feel like they are degenerating rapidly, why my knees feel like someone has taken a sledgehammer to them even on my best day. It's not psychological unfortunately, it's a real condition that afflicts me and I want to know what it fucking is.

Serious polyarthritis, neuropathy, serious unrelenting dry eyes, irritable bowels, constant sinus issues and a bunch of other random symptoms.

I hope it's not something too bad because some of my symptoms could be something really bad. I even feel like I can't remember simple words any more, I forgot what a letter container (envelope) was called just half an hour ago. I don't know if it's normal to forget things like that or I'm actually getting dementia.

Best case scenario is a mixture of psychosomatic problems and maybe seronegative sjogrens. Coeliac could explain a lot of it too. Worst case I have multiple issues many of them very bad.

>>134549

I always figured his gf was a feeder or something, she seems to be like really fat in some thumbnail of a new vid too

Always weird when they're so mysterious and have no presence

It's not a healthy relationship though and Boogie's fans are all enablers, as bad as a NEET's life can be I don't think any of us would trade for Boogie's life

>>134558

I started off the day with three packets of Uncle Toby's instant porridge sachets w/ milk

An hour later I had a second breakfast of a half-cup of dates and a glass of milk

Half an hour after that, I had a third breakfast of two peanut butter toasts and a can of coke

I skipped lunch because I knew that if I continued I'd feel bloated and sick

Quarter of an hour later I changed my mind and made a huge bacon and egg and avocado and cheese sandwich with another glass of coke

I had a bowl of yogurt for afternoon tea. I had a cup of tea shortly after

I had a protein shake around 4PM

I ate half a family pack of cheap woolies lollies just an hour ago

Not sure if I want dinner I'll make and eat some anyway, then I'll have seconds, then I'll have some fruit for dessert because I'm eating healthy

I feel too tired to do cardio. I think I'll go for a neetwalk and listen to a podcast though.

>>134548

>Looks like his wife just ditched him too,

source?

>>134561

Boogie has been american tier obese all his life and is in his 40s. Dude is fucked, he will be dead really soon.

>>134563

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/160284571

Fun starts about five minutes in.

>>134560

Are you on DSP?

>>134561

I think some of us would trade our life for Boogie's. At least he is independent and has money. People stuck living with their crazy mummybot would probably see his situation as an upgrade.

>>134565

WTF?? I have been rooting so hard for him. If this throws him off track that would be terrible.

>>134566

No, I have no diagnosed conditions thus far.

>>134562

That isn't that bad.

>>134567

>At least he is independent

He can barely fucking walk

>>134564

Yeah even if he loses the weight he's still permafucked, I think because he has so many eyes on him though and so much Adsense $$ he'll be right for a while yet, prob kick the bucket around 60 I'd say

>>134570

Yeah but he is fat and immobile in his own house and can afford to pay for people to do shit for him.

>>134572

He still can't do anything for himself. What use is money if all you can do is use it to stuff your room with worthless shit?

>>134567

>>134572

He's so fat he probably can't fap, that should make your decision easier

>>134574

he probably has an innie penis by now

>>134573

That is all anyone does with their lives.

At least he has a room of his own to stuff with worthless shit. That is the point I am making. His life is not at the mercy of someone else (like a NEET and their insane mother).

>>134577

You know that screenshot is from one of his Francis videos which he does as a joke? He doesn't eve like Mountain Dew nor does he like Doritos.

Boogie's incredibly brave putting himself out there on the internet like that. I admire him beyond words. I know he's a meme and it's fun to heap shit on him but he's just like any of us, a bloke struggling to find his way in the world.

>>134578

>struggling to find his way in the world

Nah he gave up the struggle ages ago.

>>134579

No, he's fighting even now and starting to make progress. His gastric bypass will help him with his battle.

>>134578

He makes money from YouTube and yet he whines about not getting socialized health care?

He's not like us.

I certainly don't expect society to cater to my whims either, one day or another welfare and other comforts will be pulled out from under us slowly or at once.

>>134580

No, his whole approach to the surgery is unrealistic. He has not done the hard work. He will not succeed.

>>134581

He pays more in to the system than he takes out of it, and he'll save any socialised system long run by dying earlier and not incurring the vast costs entailed by old age.

And universal healthcare is a basic marker of any civilised society. Fuck the American/Jewish selfish anti-white attitude. Every single person deserves healthcare, it's that simple. No fucking exceptions.

>I bet boogie wife is out cucking him right now and he will have to give half his yt money to her

>>134565

He looks so sad. Lets be honest it was inevitable, it must have been very hard living with him and she was probably dishonest with herself any physical attraction she felt to that blob.

>>134585

His wife is getting fat as fuck as well now, she's almost as big as him.

>>134585

My impression is she was very calculated about it right from the beginning.

>>134565

Heartbreaking tbh, gotta say though I'm not a fan of the way he 'blames' himself for the entire situation. It seems more like a way to gather sympathy

>>134585

>she was probably dishonest with herself any physical attraction she felt to that blob

I don't think it's impossible for a woman to be attracted to the boogie on-screen. He has a definite Chad-face, you can tell by the eyebrows and the way the entire thing has maintained a masculine shape despite the mountain of fat burying the bone structure.

Also, he's charismatic and high-status within a certain community.

I doubt the attraction would carry over to IRL though. He's fucking enormous and his body probably smells awful because of all the skin pressed against skin, constantly sweating, dried old sweat being hydrated by fresh sweat and creating little bacterial hotsprings deep in his rolls.

>>134588

He blames himself because he is a total beta, not to get sympathy.

>>134589

It seems false, or at least that he's only presenting his feelings on his own conduct and not hers.

"It's happening because I'm a jerk" - nobody is so beta that they actually believe this. Maybe he's avoiding speaking badly of her because he's still desperately trying to win her back, maybe he's appealing to his viewers, maybe he's just afraid of being seen to be harsh and angry. I don't believe they're his honest thoughts though.

>>134590

I wonder how much a hooker would charge him

>>134590

Yes, some people are so beta they will blame themselves for anything. There are women who blame themselves for their husbands beating the shit out of them every night.

>>134593

Is that her? Wow I had no idea. She always had those face-only photos.

>>134593

She must be eating his leftovers

>>134594

yeah, and she wants him dead, which is why she's started all this divorce drama a week out from his surgery, doesn't matter anyway, kek ordained his death on the operating table

>>134596

>>134596

>she wants him dead

Well you can't really blame her for that. But what a bitch though.

>>134598

They do not have a real marriage anyway, so the drama is just weird. Maybe it is better to look at it as more of a commercial transaction. The wife probably doesn't want to be changing the fat pig's diapers while he is recovering from the surgery so she is looking for a way out or to increase what she gets paid.

>>134599

>They do not have a real marriage anyway

What do you mean when you say that? I thought they were a regular fat as fatass couple?

>>134600

There was no romance, no passion. It is an arrangement. She married him for his money. A lot of women do that, but in their case they do not really deny it.

Anyone got issues with their med certs being rejected? I'm amazed it seems I'm the only one

Word on the street is there's a bit of an issue concerning the certs, we'll just have to wait and see if it starts affecting others

>>134603

If they start rejecting certs then ask to have a job capacity assessment.

>>134598

His wife is just fucking him around and he's too beta to say enough.

When he gets fit he will dump her on her morbidly obese ass and she will deserve it.

>>134603

It was a simple announcement, and one can hardly blame the nation for failing to recognize what was to come next. The patient zero of the medcert drought was a young NEET, atypical in his love for Japanese culture and his ambivalence towards all of the things cennodwellers loved (goon, and V8s, mainly) and nobody would have chosen him to herald in the age of the medcert drought.

>>134588

>gotta say though I'm not a fan of the way he 'blames' himself for the entire situation.

He does this all the time. It's a way of trying to dodge consequences. People think if they say "yeah I'm a bad person" then the other person will automatically stop being angry and try to comfort them. Kind of like the way a child will start crying when their parent tells them off. I used to do it all the time as a teenager

>>134598

His wife probably told him to stop airing their problems to thousands of angry kids on the internet.

>>134605

Even if he loses weight he will still be a mentally ill beta.

>>134602

Now you're confusing me, NEET. Do you have any proof of this?

>>134605

>When he gets fit

That will never happen, he's too far gone and the surgery won't change his mental state, the moment he loses a little bit of weight he'll be trying to cheat it by liquifying high calorie food to get his dopamine fix, he'll make it burst and he'll die, these surgeries are rarely successful in the medium to longer term plus all the loose skin he will have and his age mean it's game over, matter of time now really until he is dead.

>>134609

No I am just going off what I have heard. I don't follow this guy too closely to be honest.

>>134610

We're all going to die one day, I guess the thing with Boogie is that for him dying early is such a waste

Then again if he wasn't the size he was he may have never been able to kick off his YouTube in the manner which he was able to

I can't believe 2017 is more than half over, that I can recall what I was doing this time July last year with perfect clarity and I only have 50-60 more of those recollections to go until I'm in a nursing home

Time is crazy

>>134612

i don't think going to your grave thinking that you lead a good life because you had a popular youtube channel really counts for anything positive, boogie is your prototypical american fat ass consumer and epitome of the type of personality that has resulted in the destruction of the west.

>>134606

Gonna be a huge black market for med certs or its back to wfd for all of us

>>134612

>>134617

Pretty depressing stuff boys. I'd prefer not to think about it.

>>134619

My tombstone will be a box of tendies and ill be buried with my piss jugs

Just did a squity shit, feel like pajeet on a saturday night

>>134619

Would you prefer to live the small remainder of your life doing the same thing you've done this far?

>>134623

I would prefer a lot of things to be different. But changing is very hard.

>>134617

>the fact that time accelerates linearly as we age

whoa, hold on there neeto

>>134621

Pajeets don't believe in weekends

>>134627

Exactly, how else would we enjoy butter chicken on the weekends at all those trendy inner city restaurants?

Indians truly make great immigrants!

>>134627

yeah because to them every day is another shitty day

>>134628

Indian hygiene standards are probably why that neet earlier shat himself with explosive diarrhoea.

RE: Possums being cunts

Could you call wires to catch them and release them out in the bush?

>>134631

It is illegal to move them more than 50 metres away from where they are caught.

They are territorial or some bullshit like that and it causes too much stress to drop them in some other possum cunt's territory.

>>134562

Impressive, did you end up making any dinner?

>>134631

Wires is a cash strapped native animal charity not your personal fucking pest transport service.

Jesus how fucking dumb are you.

>>134633

you are easily impressed. If I wrote down my daily intake I would need to compress it into a zip file.

>>134631

>>134632

Call some tradie to do it

>>134632

Can't you just keep releasing them 49 meters away and moving them another 49 meters? What if you leave them that distance for a day before moving them again?

>>134631

or you could skip the call and hand them over to your local chinese

same thing really

>>134632

Just strut around naked with an erect penis and talk about raping possums and they'll get the hint to skip town

>>134639

I have already tried that. It was the first thing I thought of.

>>134640

Must be some slutty possums

>>134641

They just looked at me with disgust. I think they might have be religious.

>tfw lonely

>>134643

You will always have your friends here in the NEET thread.

>>134643

Get a hooker

>>134644

You guys and max are my only connections to the outside world. Better than nothing.

>>134645

>tfw virgin

>>134643

Maybe I could keep you company? would you make a cute a girl?

>>134647

Hello john

>>134648

Hello sailor

>>134647

No. I'm high test, I am too masculine to ever be a cute girl. I will get on DSP so I can afford to feed you estrogen so you can be my gf.

>>134567

>independent

>shitting in bag

>unable to walk

Yeah he's very independent

>>134651

He is in charge of his own ship, that is the point. The fact he has steered it onto a reef does not negate that fact.

>>134651

I wonder what his shit bag looks like

>>134653

Just like anybody else's shit bag probably.

>>134655

He probably has one connected to his anus since he'd probably break his toilet

>>134656

> has one connected to his anus

That's why it's a meme, it doesn't exist, he probably wears nappies and just soils himself.

How do I pass a job capacity assessment for DSP?

>>134658

Just be yourself

Heading off to the pathology collection centre to hand in my slimy sticky poo and urine samples as well as to get some more blood tests.

Wish me luck NEETs.

>>134658

Make sure you explain why you are unable to work and the very bad consequences for you if they try and make you work.

Do not just sit there. You must make sure they know.

>>134661

Good luck Neetoid.

>>134660

You mean just bee yourself?

Had a bad night with the possums lads.

They were running all over the place and making loud weird noises. I think they were fighting.

It is like they are trying to provoke me.

Morning NEETs, long time no visit.

I'm ashamed to say I've been …been … working.

I quit the other week though and I just got my tax, which is nice.

>>134667

Nice to see you back in the bucket mate. I hope youve learned a valuable lesson

>>134667

Why did you quit?

>>134668

Lol, nah, I'm one of the oldNEETs m8

I work when cenno pisses me off and I dolebludge when work pisses me off.

Cheers anyway though.

>>134669

Was just fucking sick off it, forklift work, only took it to avoid wftd.

>>134655

>>134657

Man, people like these expose the fragility of the small amount of motivation I have.

Could I ever be bothered gymming if I had one of those things attached to my boody 24/7? Would I even be interested in having a gf if I was as fat as boogie and totally unable to have sex?

Also, I find it so weird that boogie is talking about 'getting fit'. Is he aware that this literally can't happen? It physically isn't possible for him to lose enough weight to look like a regular overweight 40 year old man.

>>134670

Aren't the dollars you make worth it though?

>>134672

It was just casual forklift work, was taking home 650$ a week but with the weird hours they'd throw at me and travel time it's not worth it.

Plus EVERY cunt driving a fork in transport is a fucking meth head now, makes driving in crowded conditions pretty nasty.

>>134673

They are all affected by drugs while working?

I did not know it was that bad. This country is fucked.

>>134666

make a possum fight club and invite all your neighbours

So what are you cunts doing today?

>expecting delivery today

>be up early, ready and waiting

>go bring bin in and check mail

>one of those shitty you have a parcel to collect notes

Fucking cunt didn't even TRY to fucking deliver it.

>>134677

What were you expecting to have delivered before you got postcucked?

>>134676

Browsing the internet. Might take a shower later.

>>134677

Make sure you tell someone at Auspost that you got carded like that. Make a complaint.

>>134678

Anime figures. Can't collect until after 10am tomorrow, and now I fucking have to go outside.

>>134680

>Make a complaint.

Doing that right now. Not like anything will happen though.

>>134681

>complaints form broken

Ganbare AusPost.

>>134676

Working for the dole

I'm expecting a book to be delivered today and i really hope the delivery wagie doesn't leave it where the rain can blow in

>>134681

Which figure neeto?

>>134687

i haven't showered once since i moved out of my parents house. that was 8 years ago.

>>134686

What book are you expecting?

>>134687

I shower every time I make a bowel movement, because I need to use the shower to clean myself after.

My angus is in such poor condition it cannot tolerate toilet paper any more.

>>134677

that's because the courier industry is a pajeet industry and they push down wages which means work cannot be completed as i was in the past when it was a good paying white man's job so pajeet has to just stick the missed you card in your box and same with the next delivery just to make $5 an hour.

>>134691

My delivery person is a qt girl

>>134691

Yes that is what happens with private tendering for jobs. Especially when you let third worlders into your country who will work for peanuts and cut every corner and break every law too.

>>134692

exception that proves the rule, the majority of couriers are some variation of pajeet

>>134691

I have one regular who can be counted on, is very friendly. If he's off the shitskin who replaces him is fucking awful (read doesn't attempt delivery like this morning).

>>134693

yep, and it's gonna get worse, check out this article on the state of the public health system, you will live to see the day where it won't even be worth the effort to call an ambo but drive yourself instead, even then you will be lucky to see a doctor

australia is fucked

https://www.macrobusiness.com.au/2017/07/population-ponzi-overruns-ambulances-surgery-hospitals/

>>134698

I had to call an ambo for mummy one time and they said I had to wait as they crew was finishing their shift and the new crew wasn't in yet. Great work.

>>134698

What they have done to our country with immigration over the last 20 years makes me so angry.

I don't know how to describe the feeling.

>>134700

White Australia Policy reinstated when?

>>134701

can't unfry an egg, reinstating WAP isn't possible at this point for obvious reasons, blame boomers for removing the WAP though, them and their bleeding heart over muh abos muh racism etc

>>134701

It is too late for us I think. All we can do now is watch the country die.

>>134703

At this point I think we have to watch the world burn, not just Australia.

>>134690

did it get pounded by a stinky queer

>>134706

No it did not. I just developed haemorrhoids.

>>134709

Just liek eat aplle.

>>134707

Shite m8, that sounds like a right pain in the arse.

>just got job interview

>don't know whether to be happy or sad

>>134709

but fibre is basically a sugar

>>134717

Trying to climb out of the bucket are you?

>>134717

drinking will sort that out unless it's one of those group interviews which i'd save the drinking for the interview

>>134719

If I can get a comfy public service job that pays well I'll take it. More money for my weeb habits.

>>134720

I need to see if my suit fits first. I might have to forgo drinking to fit into it.

>>134698

Lots of healthy indians and pakis enriching the health system

>>134721

Just don't button it up for extra room, most people don't anyway

>>134721

Make sure to show your cum stain on the bottom of your shirt so they know you mean business

>>134723

>>134724

I should bring my daki with me so they know I have a family to support.

>>134725

A friend of mine did that to get a job, lies about having a family and kids during the interview to make the hr bitch sympathetic to his situation

>>134726

That sounds like a brilliant idea.

>>134728

Oh, and I can't actually afford the train so I'll be risking a $200 fine from a disgusting pig who won't even bother trying to listen when I explain my situation. I hate this country.

>>134728

Just another day in neet hell i guess

http://recruitment.police.nsw.gov.au/the_career/general_duties/working_conditions

>Starting salary as a Probationary Constable is around $ 65,000.00 + allowances in the first year, including some shift penalties

These are the people who have previously fined me two hundred dollars for being unable to afford a train ticket. Lmao.

>>134730

Yeah. If I got the bux I could sustain a bit of normality, as it stands I'm financially housebound and I can't interact with society at all.

>>134728

If its 15 minutes drive from your house, why can't you run there?

>>134728

>Tfw when you paid neetbux tomorrow

>>134733

Rum some cum into it and that will clear it up

>>134732

My legs are cucked, I can't run. I could walk but that would also take many hours.

>>134736

You could thumb a ride, worst that could happen is you could get raped

>>134738

Nah im gonna set fire to it because i dont have to pay rent or bills

>>134733

>but the skin underneath the blister crater looks yellow. Is that normal?

can be, just means the blister is sitting close to your fat

>>134728

Ask the white fellas at the bus stop for bus money

>>134737

Rapeneet stop

>>134688

That's a pretty cute anime mate

>>134690

I'm expecting Ivan Goncharov's 'The Same Old Story'. I really liked Oblomov and I've been missing that comfy 19th century russian novel feel so hopefully this fills thr gap.

>>134742

I'll rape you

>>134676

A little bit of wagecrafting, and a little bit of reading at the library. Saw so many qts while grocery shopping that I was struggling to concentrate - almost forgot the tendies - but I somehow managed to get home I'll be having a furious fap tonight

>>134741

>>134738

Yeh if you need money you could just go to the city and beg for money

>>134748

Dont you have a max appointment to go to?

>>134750

what was it about?

>>134744

At the end of the day the only one you're raping is yourself.

>>134752

>the only one you're raping is yourself

That might explain all the arse problems I've been having …

>>134754

Buy guns and shoot pajeets

>>134756

pakistani uprising soon brother

>>134754

I'd buy a house and rent it out, and buy a 1 bedroom, or maybe 2 bedroom unit for myself, a decent car, maybe like a honda accord or something and a new motorbike, with the rest i'd put it in a savings account and let it accumulate interest and live off the rent from the house.

>>134759

Sure but how would your lifestyle change? Like at the end of the day regardless we're still just going to spend all day in front of the computer

just crazy to think about

>>134760

It wouldn't change my lifestyle at all, what it would change is security, pretty much guaranteed a roof over my head for life and wouldn't have to worry.

>>134754

Honestly I'd probably just become a recluse. No need to go outside when you have no obligations and everything can be delivered

>>134754

I'd pay someone to tutor me in the language of my people. I'd move to that country, buy a large parcel of land, marry a traditional European QT and have lots of white children.

>>134762

Getting deliveries is more stressful for me than going out and buying the shit myself.

>>134766

I only see white Australians as my own people.

>>134766

What it means to be Australian is being watered down day by day. I love what Australia was, I see why my grandparents came here, but it's on life support now. I refuse to feed into a system that has no loyalty to its own people.

>>134767

Then why do you want to go to Europe? There aren't many white Australians there.

>>134768

>my grandparents

Only 3rd gen

What, are you a wog?

>>134767

White Australians are Australians, it means the same thing. It is impossible to be non-white and Australian.

>>134764

You don't think you would be an outsider there as well?

>>134770

Central European and 3rd gen on my father's side. Anglo and at least 5th or 6th gen on my mother's side, but I don't want to go to the UK.

>>134772

Probably. But it's a lottery fantasy, not real life.

Had a good experience at the Centrelink for once today boys.

Was straight in and out. No queue, no "please have a seat" - I just told the girl why I was there, she went and did the little job for me (copying a document of mine into the system for a claim) and handed it back to me and out I went.

>>134774

yeah i prefer dealing with cenno these days than max

>>134774

Shit, I'd go buy a lotto ticket if I was you m8, it's your lucky day.

>>134777

No I am still a hideous NEET. There are no lucky days for me.

>>134779

I know those feels anon.

I cancelled my internet service a few months ago to force myself to take a break from the addiction.

I didn't last long because without the internet to distract me I was left alone with my thoughts and they torment me constantly.

So I got my internet hooked back up.

I hope you have more success than me.

>>134779

Just read a book. I'm reading Lord of the Rings right now because I never got the opportunity to in school.

>>134781

I read LOTR in grade 6. Still remember it like it was yesterday. Changed my life.

>>134779

I know what you mean about the brain fog, the constant dopamine from Twitch.tv, YouTube and near endless sources of information/entertainment on imageboards/Twitter sent me crazy when I had a 2-3 week shut in period

I've been trying over the last few weeks now to only really go on the computer past 5PM (Once the sun goes down is the logic) and have been feeling much happier, give that a go

We're simply not built for this sort of interaction with being in front of a screen, look what happens to boomers that have watched TV all day for decades on end

>>134782

I got the trilogy in one book for christmas 2003. I went and saw return of the king the next day with my dad. Tolkiens written works were a bit too much for me at 9 years old.

>>134784

Yeah 9 is pretty young.

I am glad I got to read the books before the films existed. I hated those movies.

>>134776

Maybe max was created just to make people tolerate cennos bullshit better

I can't really think of any other positive thing they provide, so it's possible.

>>134779

I find physical work makes sitting down to shitpost about inane neetshit much more enjoyable.

Is anyone else bored out of their mind?

Honestly, being a NEET has to be one of the most boring things imaginable. Every day it's the same shit. Neetgen, Reddit, the news. It's just so mind numbingly boring. Every day the same. No accomplishment. Just misery every single day. Wasting the only life I will ever have.

I wish I was healthy and happy.

I wonder what it would feel like to be successful and happy and healthy. I bet it would feel amazing. Often when I lie down to go to sleep I generally don't care if I wake up or not. Sometimes I think it would be easier if I didn't.

>>134792

Have you ever had a day - or a few hours of a day - where you have broken through your depressed funk and feel happy? You have energy and optimism. There is a spring in your step. It doesn't last, of course.

But that is how the normie feels ALL THE TIME. And once you understand that, everything starts to make sense.

>>134792

I've recently had the realization of how I don't enjoy video games/consumption of media anywhere near as much as I used to, sort of hit me that I'm only playing video games out of habit and haven't enjoyed them in years.

I've been a bit bored since but physically feel better and more productive. I do feel a little jaded though as I derived so much enjoyment from gaming as a kid, my gaming sessions with friends back when I had some were probably one of the best times of my life as pathetic as it sounds.

Removing wasteful time-sinks I don't enjoy is good though, I recently sold my TV as I haven't used it in ages and my PS4 since honestly gaming has not really interested me since 2012/2013.

So I am pretty bored but then again as someone who does work 2 days a week I can promise you wagie life is just as boring, get up at 7:30AM, have a quick and shitty breakfast, commute, work and put on fake appearances and then commute and only have 8PM-11PM free time, it's not that much of a life either but I find the contrast and variability makes life more enjoyable.

Ultimately I think young men especially and those who know the score are just lost in this modern world, we are living in an increasingly broken and fragmented society. I don't believe in the collapse or anything, but I think young men need some sort of greater purpose. Men need either nation or a woman to give them true meaning, I mean if women didn't exist I bet half the men in the world wouldn't go to work tomorrow just on the fact that they have no need for money themselves beyond funding a basic lifestyle, it's all so they can impress women and provide for women they care about. Although with that said I don't necessarily think tfw gf is a requirement for happiness.

I don't fucking know man, I did that vid last general about Happiness and Health and ever since I've been feeling increasing trapped and unhappy, feels like I jinxed myself lo

wow

>>134794

I have found myself giving up things I used to like and not replacing them with anything else. The TV went first, then gaming.

All I have left is mindless internet browsing and thank god I can still read books, although I struggle to read anything new and mostly just re-read the same books over and over again.

I feel sorry for you NEETs who have fallen for "muh heritage" LARPing.

>>134801

i feel bad for the anglos whos parents and grandparents flush their country down the shitter, at least some of us have an eject button, brits have nowhere to go as the UK itself is cucked.

>>134802

I am into chubby girls so I actually am glad Aussie girls tend to be so.

>>134804

am I wrong to think people go for less than ideal girls because subconsciously they know they have no chance with pretty girls so they convince themselves they don't actually want them?

>>134462

Don't do that. One, it's not a pretty way to go and two, you'll be wasting some good meat and fur too, if that's your thing. If you do decide to kill it, give it an animal's death rather than a jew's death.

>>134494

You could borrow some from a friend if you've got one of those. Or just call upon your inner abo from that possible 1/128 ancestry and WAAAAAAGH it together.

>>134805

I found out I was into chubby girls by doing a weird experiment with myself quite a few years back. I challenged myself to drop all my societal baggage, my ego, and all the other stuff that could be influencing my base instinctual attraction, and then pictured what I was sexually attracted to in the raw.

The picture was a chubby girl. A girl with huge chubby legs and a big fat white ass. Not fat, but chubby with a good fat distribution. I've embraced it since.

Women are supposed to be chubby.

>>134807

the problem is the chubby girls get fatter and fatter as they age and have kids and after ten years of marriage she is morbidly obese.

>>134808

Nothing better than a thicc MILF. I was checking some out at the mall the other day. A couple of MILFs with nice big assess standing next to their nubile, petite little teen princesses. Knowing those petite little teens will be fat ass MILFs one day is just a weirdly hot as fuck thought.

>>134809

You have never opened up about your dad NZNEET. What happened anyway? Did he go back to NZ? Do you know him?

>>134812

I don't really feel like talking about it. He lives in the UK and for a few years I've had a vague plan to arrange a kind of father-son reunion in Russia with some friends of mine who live there and beat the shit out of him to get some closure. He deserves to be murdered tbqh but I don't want to fuck up my entire life just to get revenge.

>>134813

If I despised someone that much I would probably just beat their face in myself. Although I have no idea what it feels like to hate your own dad so can't recommend any course of action.

But if I despised someone enough I'd just go and beat their fucking face in man. It probably won't give you closure nor even make you feel better but it might be fun at least. Just visit him in the UK and kick his head in.

>>134663

>>134663

>>134663

Any more tips to help pass the assessment, like what questions do they ask you at a job capacity assessment(

>>134815

>>134815

>>134815

Well the most important factor is your medical reports. That is what they go off. You need to make sure all your health problems are well documented.

They will just ask questions about your capacity to do things. Obviously you want to answer all questions truthfully and make them understand just how difficult it is for you to do even the most basic things.

>>134814

If I attack him in the UK I'll be arrested, charged and never be allowed to travel internationally again.

I've never thought of him as my dad or even my father, he's just a guy who hurt my family and myself. I haven't been plotting revenge for years or anything, it's not like this occupies my mind 24/7, it's just a bucket list kind of thing. It makes me anxious to think about him dying before I get a chance to do it.

Had to take a shit in a public bathroom at the shopping mall, there was only one toilet that wasnt covered in piss and pubes that i could actually use.

Took a huge stinker and left skiddies all over the bastard when i was done

>>134816

I had my psychiatrist fill out the form, I gave them that about a month ago. Should I bring my prescriptions along to the assessment?

I will answer all the questions truthfully. Does it help they a few months before I even applied for DSP they assessed me as having a capacity of 8 hours or less per week based on the med certs I gave them?

>>134819

>8 hours or less per week

Shit m8 that is a good assessment. Bringing prescriptions won't hurt, but I doubt they will want to see them. Everything will be in your doctors reports.

My advice for you is to not fall into the trap of trying to pretend you are better than you really are. Sometimes your pride will want to take over and you will want to try and act like you aren't as retarded as all the reports make you sound. But you mustn't do this.

It sounds like you are in a good position.

>>134800

Get on interpals and get a polish gf. Do you ever plan to visit there?

>>134821

Did pajeet give you his special brown sauce?

>>134820

Thanks. Will update, hopefully I make it

>>134821

They are a NEET deal for sure, I got 4 if them and a large shaker chips, because I am a fat

>>134823

I asked supreet the pajeet in the drive thru to do a big sloppy curry shit in a cup then I dipped my hamburgers in that delicious hot mess and scoffed them.

>>134825

>shaker chips

What is this?

>>134826

Did they charge extra for that? sounds good but not exactly something you'd eat in public.

No it was free. He just loves to watch white boys take the brown pill.

>>134829

Sometimes I go just for the poo sauce

>>134827

The promo might have ended, but maccas had Shaker fries out, they are chips you put in a bag and add seasoning and shake them. It was a cheeseburger flavored seasoning, it made the chips taste very nice.

I just checked and they stopped it. It was pretty tasty though.

>>134822

Planning to move there once citizenship papers are done.

>>134837

howdy lad

>>134844

They are nasty creatures, you are better off without.

>>134846

Sounds like animals hate neets too. I bet the normies did this.

>>134846

>brother bought a puppy

why

>>134847

I do spend a lot of time with it. I'm going to download the LoTR audiobooks and listen to them at the park while she runs around.

>>134848

My brother is a confirmed normie. The dog doesn't hate me, it's just bored out of its mind because I'm the only person who plays with it and I can't spend literally all day every single day playing with a dog.

>>134849

He wanted to own an animal. He doesn't even live here, he's just not allowed to keep pets at his current place so he bought a puppy and left it with us. lol.

>>134844

I hear gf2018 is taking applications now

The neet (no chad) category is performing pretty badly though, wouldn't surprise me if it was cut

both ears feel totally blocked, i can barely hear anything, both feel like they have water in them

went to doctor and she claimed i didn't have an infection and should take oral antihistamines. i did and they do nothing, maybe even made it worse

why the fuck can't i ever feel normal, this is almost torturous

>>134852

These GF mechanics are bugged.

I keep failing my speech tests. (3%)

>>134855

Did you check the criteria for eligibility? You can't even apply for any of the GF2018 streams if you don't have a certificate of high-test as assessed by a blood sample at an approved GP.

While we're on the topic of beaurocracy, why the fuck does centrelink need a certificate of separation from any employer within the past 12 months?

This statement of separation is literally only used by centrelink, right? So the company will know that I'm requesting it because I'm a fucking loser who can't find work?

This seems like a way to shame NEETs.

>>134858

Max and cenno exist purely to shame people into finding a job