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 No.135291>>135296 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

What have we got going on?

DietNEET stay strong and let's enjoy the week of rain here in Perth.

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>>134455

 No.135295

That's a bloodthirsty looking pepe.


 No.135296>>135304 >>135313

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>>135291 (OP)

dietNEET here, things are going okay.

Had five cups of coffee today when my goal was three, but I should still come in at around 1700 calories for the day which is okay.

The itching and irritated mood have lessened now.


 No.135297>>135299 >>135916

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VN here, might as well get the thread started with an absolute qt3.14 I found recently.


 No.135299>>135302

>>135297

I know her, she's a fucking slut.

Gives a good blowjob though.


 No.135302>>135312 >>135383

>>135299

She only blows black guys.


 No.135303>>135305 >>135308

>>135279

If you want salvation, you can pray quietly in your room. Its probably the purest form of worship there is before giving yourself up to asceticism and penance in an isolated monastery for the rest of your life. Prayer doesn't have to take place in a marble and stone chapel or church, and in gospel I'm pretty sure the churches are Christ's fingertips on Earth. They're holy places and places of worship and prayer, but not the only ones.


 No.135304>>135306 >>135310 >>135366

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>>135296

Look at this yummy pizza


 No.135305

>>135303

I suck my own dick in my room while I watch Asian men get fucked by baboons


 No.135306>>135307

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>>135304

Is that cheesy crust?


 No.135307>>135309

>>135306

Oooh Yeh, and I got some truffle mayo cheese loaded fries from maccas too


 No.135308

>>135303

> in gospel I'm pretty sure the churches are Christ's fingertips on Earth

That seems like a catholic meme to legitimize their position.


 No.135309

>>135307

>truffle mayo from maccas

Sound gross and like a food poisoning risk too.


 No.135310

>>135304

I haven't had a pizza in a long time. Seeing stuff like this makes me want to go on welfare. Then I will finally have an excuse to leave the house, and I can be an out and about NEET.


 No.135311

I pooped the bed again, better get mummy to change my sheets


 No.135312

>>135302

Maybe I'm a black g…..

Lol, nah, I can't even type that.


 No.135313>>135314 >>135315 >>135319 >>135339 >>135364

>>135296

So I am having cup of coffee number 6 now. That takes me to 1950 calories for the day.

I am really struggling. If I wasn't dead broke I would have gone to the shops for a food binge by now. I'm really hungry.

Fortunately I anticipated this and drained my bank account and got rid of all the bad food in my house. So I literally can't fuck up too badly even if I want to.

I hope it gets easier.


 No.135314>>135316

>>135313

It will get easier, just hang in there man.

You trying to do any exercise with it ?

I don't mean the gymn and shit, just some walking and such might do you some good as well.


 No.135315>>135316

>>135313

Fill yourself up with a nice big glass of water or tea, fatNEET. What's your forecasted weight loss at 2000cal/day?


 No.135316>>135317 >>135527

>>135314

Yeah I want to start going on daily walks in the morning but I am going to wait a week because I need to lose some weight first so I can fit into my clothes again. I can't leave the house right now.

>>135315

I would probably lose weight at 2000 calories a day since I am so fat to start with, but I hope to be down to 1200 a day soon. I am anticipating it will get easier after a couple of days.


 No.135317>>135318

>>135316

Rape is a good source of excrersice


 No.135318

>>135317

Why are so many rapists fat then ?


 No.135319>>135320

>>135313

you're putting cream and not milk in ya coffee, right? need that fat to get full


 No.135320>>135321

>>135319

I use 333.33 mls of full fat milk in each cup of coffee.


 No.135321>>135322

>>135320

full fat milk is a meme, it's like 2% fat whereas skim is 1%, so there isn't a huge difference whereas cream is 20-30% keeping you full, has very little carbs too unlike milk whether skim or full cream milk.


 No.135322>>135323

>>135321

Cream is too rich to just drink m8 don't be a plonker this is serious business I'm so fucking fat.


 No.135323>>135324

>>135322

no, you put it in your coffee, 30ml is like 200 calories but because it has so much fat in it, it will keep you feeling full for longer, full cream milk has heaps of sugar which will just leave you feeling hungry plus coffee with cream is the best, you won't ever use milk in your coffee evar again after trying cream

just buy a thickened home brand cream and measuring cup, and you will be under your calories + full as fuck


 No.135324>>135325

>>135323

Are you saying mix the cream with water? That is basically just milk then.


 No.135325>>135326

>>135324

you are replacing the full cream milk with cream, you make the coffee the same way except now it's really fatty and creamy but no sugar and fat leaves you fuller for longer, what's so hard to understand?


 No.135326>>135327 >>135328

>>135325

I use all milk in my coffee, no water at all.


 No.135327>>135329

>>135326

use cream and water

it's not 'basically just milk", it has like no sugars, your full cream milk coffee is a huge sugar hit, no wonder you are hungry

full cream milk actually has very little fat, it's just a meme


 No.135328

>>135326

I piss in my coffee


 No.135329>>135330

>>135327

I will buy some cream and give it a try next time I go shopping.

How much cream should I use in a 333ml cup?


 No.135330

>>135329

I use 30ml of cream. I put my coffee in, boil the water, pour in water, mix in cream, I don't measure the water though as it's water, just a standard coffee cup.


 No.135331>>135342

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File (hide): 8b7872156fad556⋯.png (29.17 KB, 950x439, 950:439, cream.png) (h) (u)

Check out the difference in sugar and fat, cream is superior in every way and as it leaves you feeling fuller, your calories will be lower too.


 No.135332

Just ate all my pizza, might have a coffee and get ready to poo poo


 No.135333

Hey cumguzzlers


 No.135334>>135336 >>135343

File (hide): 91b42266480ed36⋯.png (327.26 KB, 564x615, 188:205, 11898780_800470413405942_4….png) (h) (u)

NEET General #134 Milk and cream edition


 No.135335

I hate it when I fapping and I need to stop because I need to fart


 No.135336>>135337

>>135334

Lol, shit.

That reminded me when I first found this place all anyone talked about was milk.


 No.135337

>>135336

There used to be a guy here that only ate 2 prices of fruit a day


 No.135339>>135340

>>135313

Forget the cream and sugar and shit. Just do espresso shots.


 No.135340>>135341

>>135339

My mum says I'm not allowed coffee because it's a big boy drink


 No.135341

>>135340

Your mum is a whore.

She's a coffee guzzling whore keeping all that wonderful coffee to herself.


 No.135342>>135344

>>135331

Swapping out milk for cream and water will drop the protein levels considerably though which isn't good. Less sugar, which is good, but less protein which is bad.


 No.135343>>135345

>>135334

I have those exact shoes. They have served me really well. I have had them for six or seven years now and they are still in prime shape.


 No.135344

>>135342

not by much, and you can get protein elsewhere minus the sugar


 No.135345

>>135343

I just wear black socks and hope no one notices that I don't own shoes


 No.135346>>135347

today was a pretty good day

<go mountain and slide down on it

<eat burrito from mexican restaurant that tastes pretty good

<play time crisis 3 with a crt and lightgun setup


 No.135347>>135348

>>135346

I just sat in bed and fapped/farted all day


 No.135348

>>135347

Living the dream.


 No.135349>>135350

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I should install a toilet it my room so I could take a piss from the bed


 No.135350>>135351

>>135349

Are you too good for piss bottles?


 No.135351

>>135350

It's 2017, gotta get with the times


 No.135354>>135355 >>135356

Hey pooNEET , was it you made that thread on leftypol ?

If so, fuckin' kek, good onya.


 No.135355

>>135354

Don't encourage him. And what are you doing over on leftypol?


 No.135356>>135358

>>135354

Yeh got banned for 9 weeks


 No.135358>>135359

>>135356

Your mother should have terminated you at nine weeks.


 No.135359>>135360

>>135358

Your mum has big titties


 No.135360

>>135359

True story: I wasn't breastfed because I used to bite.


 No.135361>>135362

Need to poo but I'm too lazy


 No.135362

>>135361

Designated shitting chair.


 No.135364>>135379

>>135313

If you're trying to lose weight, go on the keto diet. It really helps you with the food cravings and the weight literally melts off.

f. fat cunt on keto diet.


 No.135365>>135367 >>135368 >>135369

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I tried to report and the app fucked up, and now it says I have to call Centrelink or go into a service centre tomorrow to report.


 No.135366>>135377 >>135492

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>>135304

Chad comes home to this and more.


 No.135367

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>>135365

>tfw chad gorges himself on pizza while I count calories


 No.135368

>>135365

They're planning to ambush you and haul you away to wfd


 No.135369

>>135365

Keep trying to log in, kill the app process and keep trying


 No.135370>>135371 >>135378 >>135385 >>135387

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What a cozy morning

>tfw Monday

What do we have on over the next 5 days to enjoy our peace and quiet boys?


 No.135371

>>135370

My mum doesn't work on Mondays, it is pretty shit. Good morning though. I might get up early


 No.135372>>135374 >>135375 >>135380

Any ideas for brekkie? Tried milo on porridge and it was shit.


 No.135373

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Morning anons


 No.135374

>>135372

ham, cheese and tomato toasted sandwiches with lots of salt and pepper and a coffee


 No.135375

>>135372

3 fried eggs is my standard breakfast, fry them in a tea spoon of olive oil too so I don't turn into a fat cunt again.


 No.135377

>>135366

Chad maintains six pack abs on a steady diet of PTPP prime teen pussy & pizza and the NEET's loneliness and stress causes his cortisol to skyrocket, making him fat and sluggish despite eating the perfect diet. It's not fair.


 No.135378

>>135370

It's going to be a pretty lazy week for me. Just sticking to my diet.

I will have to sweep out my two sheds before next Monday because my mother is bringing over stuff to store in them.


 No.135379

>>135364

I am not on the keto diet but I have tried it before. I am on a diet which I know I can have success with, since it has worked for me before (and then I put all the weight back on of course).

I am such a compulsive eater that I cannot have good tasting food in the house or I will binge on it. So if I buy a week's supply of meat for keto then I will eat it all on the first day.


 No.135380

>>135372

2 pints of coffee and as many ciggies as it takes to trigger my morning shit.


 No.135381>>135382 >>135386

I was considering the keto diet but having to weigh/measure out food is too hard, what are your opinions on this m80 180's?


 No.135382

>>135381

i barely measure, just rough guestimates with portions but it's probably better if you stick to accurate measurements when you start off to get your idea of portion sizes readjusted


 No.135383>>135384

>>135302

what a shock VN post cuck shit in the first 10 post of the thread


 No.135384

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>>135383

>getting cucked by women you'll never meet or speak to

Poor VN


 No.135385

>>135370

afternoon my neet. I'm actually enjoying these walks, it's nuce to be outside for a change. Too bad I'm getting burned in the sun tho


 No.135386

>>135381

Measure tour foods out for the first week and tou'll get a feeling for the values of your most common foods.


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>>135370

I'll have to get started on the goal I set at the start of the month. Need to go to Coles for another pair of 1/2 priced Bonds undies (on special till Wednesday). Saw Dunkirk on the weekend, was pretty tense but a good movie, and I'll be seeing that new Planet of the Niggas this week. Just enjoying the cold really.


 No.135388>>135389 >>135397 >>135488

>>135387

They never have XXL bonds. Seems to be the most popular size. Pisses me off.


 No.135389>>135390

>>135388

Fatass


 No.135390>>135391 >>135401

>>135389

XXL isn't even fat. You aren't a real fatty these days unless you are 3XL or above. Even 3XL is not necessarily fat if you have a big frame and are tall.


 No.135391>>135393

>>135390

Extra,extra large isn't even fat.

Maybe they need to rename their labels then …


 No.135392>>135488

>>135387

What is the kid in the adidas stealing?


 No.135393>>135394 >>135396 >>135457 >>135488

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>>135391

That is a good idea. It really is a form of shaming. They need to rename the "Mr Big" line at target too. It is just persecution.


 No.135394>>135395

>>135393

Mr Healthy Sized Totally Not Fat at All line maybe ?


 No.135395>>135404

>>135394

They should just call it "Robust".


 No.135396>>135399

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>>135393

And when you get so fat you'll end up shopping at these places


 No.135397>>135398

>>135388

I wear the medium bonds


 No.135398>>135400

>>135397

Medium wouldn't be able to contain my bulge.


 No.135399

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.135400>>135452

>>135398

I actually have three bulges. The twins in the rear and the fupa in the front.


 No.135401>>135403

>>135390

I'm a fat cunt and my pantsu are only L

My shirts are into the shameful sozes though


 No.135403

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>>135401

You must look like a seagull.


 No.135404

>>135395

>Goddamn, you are one robust motherfucker


 No.135405>>135406

Someone remind me to put my bin out tonight please. After dusk so the normies don't stare.


 No.135406>>135517

>>135405

Hey cunt, out your bin out tonight.


 No.135407>>135425

I wanna become the world's fattest neet


 No.135410>>135415 >>135488

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Moving truck has been at my neighbours' all day. I don't like change boys. I like the normies I am used to.


 No.135411>>135412 >>135443


 No.135412>>135413 >>135443

>>135411

Who is that?

I wish I could talk like that instead of sounding like a retard.


 No.135413>>135414 >>135443

>>135412

no idea, i just like what he's saying


 No.135414

>>135413

Yes he is on the money with the exception of some peculiarly American silliness about the government fearing the people etc. But it is only a minor distraction.


 No.135415>>135416

>>135410

They must be watching you for cenno fraud


 No.135416

>>135415

They won't find anything. I am just as retarded as my DSP claim said unfortunately.


 No.135417>>135418

I got a big hole in my underpants and my balls keep falling out and rubbing against my jeans


 No.135418>>135423

>>135417

I don't wear underpants unless it is a special occasion.


 No.135419>>135421 >>135422 >>135429

The food cravings are back. The urge to gorge dominates my life.

What a mess. I am struggling.


 No.135420>>135424

I wonder what size underpants boogie wears


 No.135421

>>135419

Get a nice big pizza and some chips and gravy and top it all off with a chocolate milkshake


 No.135422

>>135419

have a cold shower


 No.135423>>135426

>>135418

I always wear underwear so mummybot isn't intimidated


 No.135424

>>135420

Diapers arent underpants


 No.135425>>135431

>>135407

All the top fatties are unable to move so they are neet by default. Being the worlds fattesr wagie is a much more achieveable goal


 No.135426

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>135423

You need to assert dominance.


 No.135427>>135428 >>135540

I'm drunk in my loungeroom playing hall and oates really loud because my centrelink payments were cancelled cause i feel like dying and couldn't go to uni

What's up with other melbfags on this monday afternoon?


 No.135428

>>135427

Time for you to get on DSP anon. You gave the normie life a shot.


 No.135429

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>>135419

>The urge to gorge dominates my life.

you'd feel sick and depressed afterwards from gorging anyway


 No.135431>>135432 >>135435

>>135425

>big kev is gone

>bert newton basically on life support

>huey's going to kick the bucket soon

jolly fat men are going extinct


 No.135432

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>>135431

Big Kev RIP. Gone to soon.


 No.135433>>135434 >>135437

File (hide): c64a17cf928f8b2⋯.png (10.91 KB, 321x339, 107:113, 0FnuQL3.png) (h) (u)

I spent half an hour typing a few gumtree ads and they've disappeared from my profile. I also can't find them by searching the site.


 No.135434>>135438

>>135433

Prostitution services are banned on Gumtree m8, they will have deleted them.


 No.135435>>135436 >>135437

>>135431

Big kev isn't dead, he lives in NT and buggers small abo boys


 No.135436

>>135435

That is heaven you are describing.


 No.135437

>>135433

probably asio keeping tabs on you for extremism and ties to isis, just send them an email and you're good

>>135435

it's time to let go m8


 No.135438>>135439

>>135434

They deleted my piss jug ads


 No.135439

>>135438

You have been discriminated against. Contact the Human Rights Commission. This is not the fist act of anti-NEET discrimination I have seen. Enough is enough.


 No.135440>>135441 >>135442

I Applied for newstart today after 8 weeks of being off it. If this works and gets me out of WFD this will be one of the greatest discoveries ever.


 No.135441>>135444

>>135440

Keep us posted on whether it works.

If you are that serious about a career in welfare then you should put your efforts into getting DSP. Newstart is no good for long-term NEETing.


 No.135442>>135444

>>135440

Pretty sure they'll try to make you go back


 No.135443


 No.135444>>135445 >>135446 >>135448

>>135441

I don't have anything wrong with me and don't want to go on something like DSP, I feel bad enough about being on Newstart.

This is the problem, I don't want to be on welfare but I don't want to spend 8 hours a day around people I hate doing menial and boring tasks.

>>135442

Once I cut myself off and then left the country for a bit and when I came back and applied for it again they did not make me do it and the second time I left for a shorter time and they did, so I think there is some period of time where they will not make you go back.


 No.135445

>>135444

>I don't have anything wrong with me

I used to think that about myself. But then I took a step back and really looked at my life and the way I choose to live. Have you really looked m8? Have you examined the way you live through an objective set of eyes?

How do you justify all of this?


 No.135446>>135447

>>135444

I frequently get a job for a while to fuck off wftd and have no problem signing back on.

I'm pretty sure it's 13 weeks that they set everything back to the beginning though.

No idea if it's the same if you weren't working but I've done this heaps of times, as long as you're past 13 weeks then they start you again from the beginning.


 No.135447>>135449

>>135446

Sounds like a good cycle, should start a business where you can do work for 13 weeks then pack everything up and neet it up for a year then unpack it and do another 13 weeks


 No.135448

>>135444

You feel bad about being on new start, that's a pretty serious condition.


 No.135449

>>135447

Lol, that's almost what I do.

I bludge for 6-12 months then work for as long as I can put up with it.

I don't really change my spending habits when I work so I usually have a nice chunk of cash in the bank when I go NEET again and I can enjoy it more.

Might not be good for everyone but if you can stomach working for a while it's a good system, I've literally done 1 day of wftd in my life.

Plus I get all or nearly all my tax back every year.


 No.135452>>135455


 No.135453>>135454 >>135540

>take anti depressants

>still depressed

If I dont get DSP I will probably off myself tbh


 No.135454>>135540

>>135453

that's what I thought and then I got DSP and I still want to off myself. In fact it actually made me feel worse because there was a FINALITY about being certified as officially disabled. Like, that was the end of all hope for anything in my life changing.

Rather than a triumph and comfort it brought on unexpected feels.


 No.135455

>>135452

No I am not posting pictures.


 No.135456>>135459 >>135467

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Not pictured: Me

Sad!


 No.135457>>135460

>>135393

Chad also stands inbetween those girls, except he's not fat and he fucks them later on that night


 No.135458>>135479

Need to make a phone call, heaven help me.


 No.135459>>135461

>>135456

Where are thr sharks?


 No.135460

>>135457

Nah Chad has to watch the fat guy root those chicks


 No.135461>>135462

>>135459

The Chinese restaurants m8. They cut the fins off and leave the shark to die.


 No.135462>>135463

>>135461

>>135461

What if the sharks evolve to survive losing their fin?


 No.135463>>135464

>>135462

Chinks will just kill them for fun. The fin is vital too. Sharks have been the same for millions of years for a reason.


 No.135464>>135466

>>135463

>Sharks have been the same for millions of years for a reason

So have boongs.


 No.135465>>135476

Cute chick on the bus today. she was dozing off/sleeping and had a suit case which was kinda odd must of been coming back from a trip or something..


 No.135466

>>135464

Not true, they didn't have emu export for most of their existence. That's a new line of evolution


 No.135467

>>135456

where are all the intelligent neets?


 No.135468>>135477

File (hide): d8f5e43aee04de0⋯.png (40.9 KB, 215x197, 215:197, huh.png) (h) (u)

>check the TAFE website for drawing/general art skills courses

>have everything except that

>even fucking floristry

>only art course thing I can do would cost $3500 and I don't even get bennies

How the fuck do you have flower arranging bullshit but nothing to do with actually drawing/painting under your supposed art section of courses?


 No.135469>>135540

Who here has had their testosterone levels tested? Mine are really low >__>


 No.135470>>135471 >>135472 >>135473 >>135540

Does being horny all the time and wanking a lot indicate you have high testosterone?


 No.135471

>>135470

Nope, I am extremely horny all the time and wank 5 + times a day and my testosterone was tested extremely low.


 No.135472

>>135470

No https://yourbrainonporn.com/has-too-much-masturbation-decreased-my-testosterone-levels

It does however mean you're a slave to kikes and a degenerate


 No.135473>>135474

>>135470

I think it is more to do with body hair and musculature. I don't have much body hair and even though I have been lifting for a long time and have dense muscle it's not gnarly and veiny but smooth so I would probably have low test.


 No.135474>>135475

>>135473

I have heaps of body heard, heaps of facial hair and still tested super ULTRA low on testosterone.


 No.135475>>135556

>>135474

Hmm. What about musculature? Would you say your body was more feminine or masculine in that regard? What does low test mean then, is there anything about you that is unmanly or unnatural or does test level mean nothing?


 No.135476>>135489

>>135465

I'd she was falling asleep why didn't you take advantage of the situation?


 No.135477>>135478

>>135468

>do florist class

>learn art on the side

>???

>benefits


 No.135478>>135487

File (hide): ce67831b719ba72⋯.png (10.66 KB, 422x296, 211:148, fuck adelaide.png) (h) (u)

>>135477

If I'm going to do something I don't want to, I might as well be able to get a job out of it. I guess I could do writing or something despite never having read a book, it might help for if I ever actually learn how to draw and try to create a 2deep gook picture book.


 No.135479>>135481 >>135486

>>135458

Made the call neets, everything went better than expected. Only took an hour to muster the courage.


 No.135481>>135491

>>135479

Good on you m8. I am proud of you.


 No.135486>>135491

>>135479

Another neet victory


 No.135487

>>135478

>I might as well be able to get a job out of it.

could learn to be a diesel mechanic


 No.135488

>>135388

Can't you sew together two pair of L's, or would that just end up an XL?

>>135392

Looks like a bottle of classic white label Jim Beam

>>135393

>"Mr Big" line

I wish I could buy clothes from that line, would be better than buying from the "Mr Manlet" aka size small section.

>>135410

Fingers crossed a young nympho single mother moves in with her qt loli offspring


 No.135489>>135490

>>135476

I'm very anxious when sober. What do you reckon would be a good thing to do?


 No.135490

>>135489

Drink obviously.


 No.135491

>>135481

>>135486

Thanks neets.


 No.135492

>>135366

Wow, 3D women look disgusting.


 No.135493>>135496 >>135497 >>135502 >>135511

Got another large HSP, garlic and bbq sauce on a bed of cheese which is on a bed of chips. Yummo m8s


 No.135496>>135498

>>135493

What's in the bowl in the background?


 No.135497>>135498

>>135493

You must be a real fat cunt. I do envy you though.


 No.135498>>135499 >>135500

>>135496

Turkish bread

>>135497

Correct, I'm currently fat as fuck


 No.135499>>135500

>>135498

Are you planning to try and lose weight?

I'm currently on a diet and suffering. I'm considering giving up.


 No.135500>>135501

>>135498

>Correct, I'm currently fat as fuck

I didn't mean it as an insult m8, I'm in the same boat lol.

>>135499

iktfb


 No.135501>>135505

File (hide): 5422a83ab24bc3b⋯.jpg (82.99 KB, 574x323, 574:323, 1459671194618.jpg) (h) (u)

>>135500

Maybe we should just accept the obesity as part of ourselves and give up the fight to change it.

Just enjoy our food.


 No.135502>>135503

>>135493

>i've never had this before

what have i done with my live


 No.135503

>>135502

Made wiser choices than HSP neet.


 No.135505>>135516

>>135501

>Having my third dinner tonight


 No.135511

>>135493

>TFW had noodles for dinner

Now I feel envy.


 No.135512>>135513 >>135521 >>135546

File (hide): 721664f6a520edd⋯.jpg (28.61 KB, 400x386, 200:193, 1410937951388.jpg) (h) (u)

>Gotta wake up at 8am on the dot to call cenno because they havent processed my med cert and my payment is cut off

Literally what my face will look like when I'm doing it


 No.135513>>135546

>>135512

Are you going to load up on coffee to make the call?


 No.135515>>135517

File (hide): dd9387fff38fc94⋯.png (9.58 KB, 550x893, 550:893, brettysadpepe.png) (h) (u)

No-one reminded me to put my bin out last night.


 No.135516

File (hide): 143af1404436e76⋯.png (243.25 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, 1471761399864.png) (h) (u)


 No.135517>>135519

>>135515

See: >>135406

You daft cunt.


 No.135518>>135529

Anyone got the posts from the federal police officer about Australian politicians raping and killing abo kids?


 No.135519>>135524

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>>135517

I needed the reminder at the right time. After dark so I could avoid the stares of the normies as I waddled down my driveway!

You neets let me down.


 No.135520>>135522

File (hide): f2acd073ebf08a8⋯.png (46.94 KB, 706x834, 353:417, toiletgook.png) (h) (u)

just withdraw my application for the navy lads because i'm having kids and enjoy being a neet while mum works

australian government btfo amirite lads

time to look for jobs with my memester degree


 No.135521

>>135512

Enjoy calling cennos participation hotline


 No.135522>>135523

>>135520

Your gonna fuck kids instead of sailors?


 No.135523

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>>135522

no just ya mum


 No.135524>>135526

>>135519

Why didn't you set up a reminder in your phone or download a program that does the same thing?

>being scared about what people think

M8 I go outside to my car just in my jocks all the time in the morning and give no fucks. Learn to stop caring.


 No.135525

We need to do another NEET news article guys.

My suggestion is "Genius NEETs Breed Crab That Eats Poo and Farts Propane, Pajeet Very Angry"

Trying to find a good pic for it now.


 No.135526>>135528

>>135524

>Learn to stop caring

Learn to stop being human. Learn to bypass the fundamentals of human psychology. Learn to stop being mentally ill.

It's not that simple neeto.

This shit gets hardcoded into you during childhood. The guilt, the shame.


 No.135527>>135529

>>135316

have you tried 0 calories? look up ketogenics and water fasting. saw a vid by some guy that went for 28 days without food after struggling with weight loss for a year and a half. apparently the first 4 days were hard, but then he stopped feeling his empty stomach and got an energy rush as his body started burning fat for fuel. the last week was bad because his body had depleted salt and water went straight though him. he would go to bed, wake up thirsty, get a glass of water, then wake up an hour later to piss, then wake up thirsty again. he lost more then 30kg, some of it muscle, mostly fat. put on 5kg over the next fortnight and kept it off.

look up ketogenics if you're interested. it can fuck you up if you have health problems other than weight. you should stop immediately if you're getting cramps for example, as dangerously low phosphorus can cause heart attacks. otherwise, fasting for a week or two is less extreme and is literally the easiest way to lose weight, short of liposuction or amputation.


 No.135528

>>135526

I guess I'm just built different to you.

Once I locked myself out of the house in my jocks, had to call up my grill house mate to let me back in. It wasn't a thing to me. Another time I had to wash my clothes and wear them the same day, in winter. So I put them on damp from the wash and drove to the local coin laundry, there were a few qts there but I took everything off except my jocks anyway and stood there and waited for them to dry in the machine. People just continue doing their own thing if you're calm and collected doing it. It's only ever awkward if you yourself make it awkward.


 No.135529>>135532

>>135518

i remember that implicating keating and hawke but don't have the cap on me

>>135527

fasting is a meme but gets you used to hunger pangs so worth a shot if you're too used to stuffing yourself

on the flipside it can also encourage binge eating which is a no no


 No.135530>>135531 >>135537 >>135542

Got a job capacity assessment coming up in response to my DSP application. Any advice for an aspiring NEET? I'm legitimately retarded, but I'm concerned that I'll add this assessment to my long list of fuck-ups if I don't apply myself. Anyone been through this shit before?


 No.135531>>135532 >>135535

>>135530

>Any advice for an aspiring NEET?

pretend you're adam sandler


 No.135532

>>135529

you feel real hunger in the back of your throat, not your belly. fasting is good if you have parasites or bad flora growing in your gut. it's not a path to healthy living, by any means, especially if you do it more than once in a blue moon. that just puts you on a path toward an eating disorder. I would recommend it over a calorie budget, but that's only because I'm too lazy to do math and if I'm going to torture myself by eating less, I'd prefer to go all in, rather than drag it out for longer.

>>135531

he has a job. and friends. probably a girlfriend, too.


 No.135534>>135536

NEETS I HATE WORKING SO MUCH PLZ HELP


 No.135535

>>135531

>be just like a jew goy

Fuck off kike


 No.135536>>135551

>>135534

The Easy Path to NEEThood , by an oldNEET.

Step 1 - Walk up to your boss and call him a fat cunt.

Step 2 - Collect separation certificate and take it to Centrelink.

Step 3 - ???????

Step 4 - PROFIT !!!

There ya go wagie, that'll be $120 plus gst thanks.


 No.135537>>135539 >>135542

>>135530

I have one coming up too


 No.135538>>135541 >>135546

File (hide): 2b3124770f527b7⋯.png (154.33 KB, 430x540, 43:54, 1469775714601.png) (h) (u)

Found possum shit on the roof of my car today boys. They are still getting in my garage even though the hole in the roof has been fixed.

I am either going to have to pay to have the whole perimeter stopped up with wire or just accept that they are going to be pissing, shitting and walking all over my car every night.


 No.135539

>>135537

* I have a DSP application too I shoykf mention, never done the assessment before so not much help sorry


 No.135540>>135544

>>135427

Why didn't you get a med-cert to give to uni?

>>135453

I keep hearing great things about the use of ketamine in treating depression, even mild shock therapy too. Might pay to look into them, but good luck with your DSP application.

>>135454

Your post should be added to the official NEET's Guide To Getting The DSP, as a caveat at the start of the guide. It's a valuable insight imo.

>>135469

Several times over the years with different GPs/pathologists and always the same result, "normal" yet I have pretty much all the symptoms of test-deficiency.

>>135470

More like a lack of emotional and physical self-control.


 No.135541>>135543

>>135538

Can't you get a exterminator?


 No.135542

>>135530

>>135537

Good to see you neets getting yourselves organised and getting on the DSPbux.

To do well at your assessment read up on what you need to do to qualify for DSP. It is set out very clearly on the Human Services website. Once you understand what they are going to be looking at, you will know how to answer their questions in a way that satisfies them that you are qualified.

Also look up the relevant impairment tables.


 No.135543>>135554

>>135541

You can't exterminate native animals m8. They have more rights than you and I. You can trap and release them but they have to be released within 50 metres of where they were trapped so it is basically pointless.

I bought some ratsak but I am too soft to put it out for them.


 No.135544>>135554

>>135540

>the official NEET's Guide To Getting The DSP

Does such a thing exist?


 No.135545>>135547

Mates what is the best way to transport your doggo in the car?

I took him in it for the first time and he would get hurled around and fall off the seat every time I braked or turned a corner.

So then I bought a leash that clips onto his collar and the other end plugs into the seatbelt thing. That confined him to where I wanted him but he he still got thrown around except this time he nearly got decapitated because of the leash suddenly going taut on him.


 No.135546>>135548

>>135512

I tried calling em last Friday to update some details that couldn't be done online and gave up after being on hold for 30 minutes. Will try again soon

>>135513

I used to do a shot or two of whisky before calling as it gave me a bit more confidence and steadied the anxiety.

>>135538

Do you use your car much? You could get one of those tarpaulin car covers for about $50


 No.135547>>135549 >>135550

>>135545

>collar

Don't you DARE attach him to a lead by the collar, EVER. Get him some kind of harness so that he's not HARMED by your actions. Dogs have sensitive organs in their throats and it is NOT okay to pull them by that area.


 No.135548

>>135546

I use my car about once a week. I suppose I could buy a cover for it, but I won't feel happy about it. I am trying to save my bux.


 No.135549

>>135547

Calm down please. 95% of dogs have collars not harnesses. You sound like a zealot.


 No.135550

>>135547

Get a lead that attaches to their balls


 No.135551>>135553

>>135536

Whats a separation certificate?

Do you have to get fired to become a NEET? Can i just quit? Or not come in one day?

Thanks OLDneeto


 No.135552


 No.135553>>135573

>>135551

If you quit you have to wait 6-8 weeks before they'll let you on the dole, you can bullshit your way around it but it's not easy.

They give you a separation certificate when you leave a job,it's got reason for leaving, time worked etc on it, basically Centrelink won't do jack shit unless you have one.

You'll also need the usual 100 points of id and such.


 No.135554>>135555 >>135620

>>135543

>They have more rights than NZ-NEET

>Can only release within 50 metres

What if you were to 'release' them down a storm-water drain (on a day that's pissing down rain) that's within 50 metres?

>>135544

You'll have to spend some time down in the NEET-Gen Archives (the BO has the key). I suggest you take a plate of tendies as you'll be down there for quite some time.


 No.135555

>>135554

>You'll have to spend some time down in the NEET-Gen Archives

Beware though, I hear fagneet still hides down there hoping to buttrape the unwary.


 No.135556

>>135475

I have quite a bit of muscle and I don't feel I have a feminine body.

I have NFI why I don't have more low test symptoms, but my test is lower than that of a 80 year old man with cancer and AIDS.


 No.135557>>135559 >>135560 >>135561 >>135563 >>136115

File (hide): 32561f127ef63ec⋯.jpg (82.87 KB, 500x474, 250:237, 1463759236828.jpg) (h) (u)

>newly minted neet

>haven't smoked weed in ages

>dealer messages me with sweet tasty nuggers

>tempted but worried about those meme drug tests for newstart people

what do lads

pic related could be me


 No.135558

Doing some pretty stinky farts right now, the time for poo poo is near.


 No.135559>>135592

>>135557

Lol, don't worry about it.

It's a fucking joke,even if they do it it'll be for crackheads who walk into Centrelink and start ranting.


 No.135560>>135592

>>135557

unless they flag you i don't think they'll test for anything


 No.135561>>135592

>>135557

Degenerate pls go


 No.135562

I heard they're gonna do tests for goon now, word on the street is dans creating a new brand of goon that doesn't show up on the tests


 No.135563>>135592 >>136115

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>>135557

That only starts next Feb. They only have enough funding for 5000 tests Australia wide lol.

Punch some cones cunt


 No.135564

I'm actually waiting on the call from my dodgy grower m8 to tell me his gears ready.

Wish the cunt would hurry the fuck up.


 No.135565>>136115

>tfw too autistic to buy weed

Wish I knew a dealer.


 No.135566>>135567

It'd be good if they did drug tests on cenno and max staff, pretty sure half of them are crackheads


 No.135567

>>135566

All the staff at my local are middle aged women and the only thing they are addicted to is cake.


 No.135568>>135569 >>135571 >>135575

Is it worth going on Newstart for bennies? How does reporting in work? How the fuck am I actually meant to apply for 20+ jobs a month? I don't have a license, am a high school dropout, and haven't held a job in 4 years so the chance of me actually getting a job is pretty fucking low, how long can I ride it out before they start chucking random courses and work experience shit at me?


 No.135569>>135570

>>135568

If you are intending to be on the welfare long term you should put your effort into getting your mental health problems documented. This will reduce your requirements on NewStart (have to look for less jobs) and eventually you may be able to get DSP.

If you do not see welfare as a long term career then you should put your effort into getting yourself into a good position for getting a job. I would start with that drivers licence.


 No.135570>>135572

>>135569

I'm not sure if it'll be a short or long term thing, but I can't get my mental stuff documented until my mum gets another job, which could be a long, long time from now.


 No.135571>>135574 >>135581

>>135568

To report in you click two buttons a fortnight on the Centrelink site.

The 20 jobs only matter to your job provider and they don't check them, you just need to copy 20 jobs off SEEK.

I'm not a DSPneet but from what I hear it takes a fair bit of work to get on it these days.

Depending on age the job agency they send you to usually gives you 3-6 months hassle free before they'll start shitting on you.


 No.135572>>135581

>>135570

All you have to do is go to the doctor.


 No.135573>>135576

>>135553

Wait so if i quit do i also get a certificate?

Have u ever quit and got on ghe dole?

Thanks for the answers m8, a couple of months isnt too bad at all without money. I got some saved.


 No.135574

>>135571

I havent handed in a job sheet in months


 No.135575>>135581

>>135568

What do you do for money then?


 No.135576

>>135573

Yeah, the certificate will say you quit or why they fired you,sometimes you have to ask and other times they hand it over.

I have quit and got straight on the dole once but that place was a shithole being investigated by Worksafe.


 No.135577>>135578 >>135579 >>135580 >>135591 >>135602 >>135662

dietNEET here. I had a bit of a setback today. I was so hungry and desperate for food that I drove to where my mum works, used my spare set of keys to her car and stole some change out of her ash tray to go buy food. I bought some instant noodles.

I am feeling the shame now.


 No.135578

>>135577

>instant noodles

>empty carbs

>shame

sounds right


 No.135579

>>135577

Instant noodles, they aren't that bad. It could have been something worse. Keep at it m9, you're gonna make it


 No.135580

>>135577

Instant noodles isn't too bad, at least you didn't go get a large fat cunt meal from hj's or kfc.


 No.135581>>135583 >>135587

>>135571

Ah alright, thanks anon.

>>135572

My mum's a helicopter mum that almost started crying when she seen me holding a pee cup once. If I don't have to see a psych then I'll probably be able to do it, but if not then I'll have to wait until I can leave the house during the day without my parents knowing.

>>135575

I don't get any money other than what my parents give me.


 No.135582>>135585 >>135586

If I had been able to steal more money I would have got something worse than noodles. She only had a few bucks in her car and I had to leave something so it wouldn't look suspicious. I just bought the black and gold brand beef flavoured noodles. $1.29 for a five pack.


 No.135583>>135584 >>135587

>>135581

How old are you m8?


 No.135584


 No.135585>>135588

>>135582

Don't feel too bad m8, we're all weak,just don't use it as an excuse to give up.

Tommorow you can do better.

Hang in there man.


 No.135586>>135588

>>135582

no more stealing, no more snacking, no more shame

come on m8, some of us want to see you make it


 No.135587>>135589

>>135581

>>135583

Are your parents right to be this concerned about you, or are they crazy?

If they are crazy then what they do to you is a form of abuse. When you go to Centrelink you should ask to speak to a social worker and see if there are options for getting you into some accommodation away from your parents.


 No.135588>>135596

>>135585

>>135586

I am going to do my best. Fortunately there is no money left to steal and I don't get paid my bux until next week so I won't be able to slip up before then.

Hopefully I get myself into a groove and the cravings disappear by then.


 No.135589>>135590

>>135587

I'm probably making it sound a lot worse than it is, she's not crazy about it, but I'd prefer not to let her know. My dad isn't like this either.


 No.135590>>135616

>>135589

22 is old enough to make your own decisions. Try not to worry so much what your parents think.


 No.135591>>135611

File (hide): 394bcc249eacb7e⋯.jpg (229.69 KB, 1040x1174, 520:587, 1491639153693.jpg) (h) (u)

>>135577

You're a failure, and you're fat. You deserve to be ashamed. Noodles? Of all things? You disgusting fat pig, you should of at least tried keto.

I can't believe you stole from your mother to buy FUCKING NOODLES. Shame.


 No.135592>>135594 >>136115

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>>135559

>>135560

>>135561

>>135563

Man, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna buy a 50 tomorrow, then I'm going to get high as fuck and play 7 Days to Die while blazed as a cunt.

Thanks for the approval lads.


 No.135593>>135595 >>135597

File (hide): 0510b88e46c90e2⋯.jpg (15.47 KB, 213x217, 213:217, b.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw tell people I'm still employed as a contractor but work is slow to avoid the shame of admitting I'm unemployed with a child due in 2 months

Shame me lads.


 No.135594

>>135592

I didn't approve.


 No.135595>>135598

>>135593

You are doing the best you can. It is tough out there. Stay strong.


 No.135596>>135599 >>135604

File (hide): 47adf8aaaeded22⋯.jpg (5.6 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 1500237587808.jpg) (h) (u)

>>135588

Keto. Keto is great for controlling cravings.

>inb4 will eat all the meat in one night

Get HIGH FAT stuff. Fatty bacon, fatty steaks, lots of eggs, salami, fatty cheese. Keto is fantastic for controlling cravings as your body just burns fat. Discipline anon, discipline.


 No.135597>>135600 >>135603

>>135593

This might be in bad taste but it really isn't too late to abort. There is still time left to decide whether you're going to be able to give a child a good life and whether your own life will be worth living under those circumstances.

Just something to think about quickly


 No.135598>>135606

File (hide): 0c19cbb3733c842⋯.jpg (6.59 KB, 208x249, 208:249, 1464776659635.jpg) (h) (u)

>>135595

It sucks. They still ask my availability, but they don't send me any work. So I'm literally still employed, but not working. At least I've got my NEETbux now.


 No.135599>>135601 >>135605 >>135612

>>135596

don't forget butter

keto is ezmode after you adjust the first week or so, it's almost impossible to excessively over eat on a daily basis because you're always full and content, some days I even found it hard to hit my calorie limit.

75% fat, 20% protein, 5% carbs


 No.135600>>135630

File (hide): 7bef0a121a01abb⋯.jpg (8.24 KB, 213x255, 71:85, 1483674014214.jpg) (h) (u)

>>135597

Bad taste indeed. And no, I couldn't do that. I'll just grind and find a new job. Or study for an assured job (nursing or teaching or something). I don't go out much and am not a hedonist except for the odd bag of weed. I don't party and I hardly spend money, so the kid will at least have a financially responsible, debt free if unemployed dad.


 No.135601>>135679

File (hide): c71b69cbf08aa89⋯.jpg (28.97 KB, 500x477, 500:477, CHEEKYBANTER.jpg) (h) (u)

>>135599

This. Butter in your coffee with heavy cream. Filling.


 No.135602>>135608

>>135577

We've all done worse


 No.135603

>>135597

Disgusting remark.


 No.135604>>135607 >>135610 >>135617 >>135630

>>135596

>inb4 will eat all the meat in one night

But I will. You do not understand the compulsions I suffer from. The capacity to binge. I will eat until I vomit.


 No.135605>>135617

>>135599

What is the daily calorie limit?


 No.135606

>>135598

Having kids means more bucks


 No.135607

>>135604

Take up smoking


 No.135608

>>135602

Give details.


 No.135610>>135613

>>135604

Well, if you're going to fail at keto, how is your current diet any easier?


 No.135611

>>135591

>>135591

Don't be mean :(


 No.135612>>135614 >>135617

>>135599

I dunno about keto, yes it helped me to lose quite a lot of weight but I felt completely drained and lethargic all the time, it also felt like i was pissing razor blades.


 No.135613>>135615

>>135610

On the current diet I manage to control my eating by emptying my bank account after shopping on each pay day, so I literally can't buy more food if I get hungry.

And the food I keep at home is tasteless and bland so it is literally a chore to eat so not tempting to binge on.

To do keto I would have to stock up on two weeks worth of tasty food. I would not be able to make it last I don't think. I can give it a try though if the current diet collapses in a heap.


 No.135614

>>135612

It is hard initially. Your body is still in glucse burning mode. The glucose you get from eating sugar and the thing that carbs convert to once digested. Carbs are literally sugar once digested.

Keto is hard initially, because you're trying to get your body into ketotis mode where you burn fat for energy, instead of sugar. So the key here is to get through the first week or so with extremely high fat things, such as butter and coconut oil coffee, fatty bacon, fatty egg dishes and more. After a week or so and your body enters fat burning mode, your cravings will disappear.

t. Fat cunt on keto


 No.135615

>>135613

The good thing about keto is that you can binge. On fatty foods. Then after a week or two, you won't even feel the urge to binge.


 No.135616>>135618

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>>135590

Eh, it's hard to try and ignore it. My mum is just a giant babby and there's nothing I can do about it though.

On the topic of bennies though, I was looking at the DSP thing and it's saying shit about points and links to a .pdf which grades severity. Does anyone know anything about this and how the points affect your chances of getting on DSP? Having a quick look through it makes it seem like I'd be on 80 points without lying and it says to be eligible you only need 20 or above.


 No.135617

>>135604

keto isn't a meat diet, it's fat diet, and fat is filling as fuck, load up on cream and butter and you won't be eating all the meat, if you think you can't do something though then i guess you can't, give up eh?

>>135605

i eat whatever i want atm because im trying to gain weight, still doing keto, i think it's probably around 2500-3000 a day but it's hard to eat a lot on keto, but i dont wanna go back to carbs as i feel fucking great after 6 months of it

>>135612

did you do it longer than a week and do it properly or did you cheat with carbs every few days or something? most people who complain about it imo never actually do keto but low carb or keto but fuck it up every 3-4 days


 No.135618>>135628

>>135616

Are you talking about the impairment tables?

You get 20 points if you have most of the things in the 20 points category. You do not get 20 separate points for each little thing.


 No.135619>>135621 >>135679

File (hide): fd8a27a02b12241⋯.png (1.21 MB, 1097x799, 1097:799, cbk.png) (h) (u)

dinner of kings

butter and chirizo


 No.135620

>>135554

The NEET's guide to getting the DSP isn't just that shitty old greentext that has been around for years is it?


 No.135621

>>135619

i-is that a joke?


 No.135625>>135626 >>135632

File (hide): cdd5bb212d039de⋯.png (70.65 KB, 1029x816, 343:272, 1471763737152.png) (h) (u)

Can you have sugar in your coffee on keto diet?


 No.135626

>>135625

nope, you could use stevia but that is just a crutch that will fuck you up and tempt you to eat other sugary jewish shit


 No.135627>>135629

What is the best website to learn all I need to know about keto?


 No.135628>>135631

>>135618

Guess I'm retarded then. I think I'd still fall under the 20 points table.


 No.135629

>>135627

plenty of info on youtube and reddit, don't do keto though if you can't stick to it because high fat plus sugar combination is a recipe for a heart attack


 No.135630>>135633

>>135600

if you give it a good shot then i don't see why not, probably could be worse and things may never get better from here on

just make sure you blanda them up for dotr and get them reading books early on

>>135604

keto can help to get your eating habits in check but you'll have to stop yourself from binging on carbs somehow (i.e. shoot for more fats/proteins instead while you slowly work down your calorie intake) since it's twice as bad while you're on it

i used to have to remind myself to eat meals while a good way into keto and it helped me lose a lot of weight but everyone's different


 No.135631

>>135628

Then start getting your problems documented by your doctor and specialists m8. You can't just keep living with your parents forever.


 No.135632

>>135625

learn to love it black

decently brewed coffee tastes better than any sugar can make it and you have all the time in the world to make it so why not?


 No.135633>>135634 >>135636

>>135630

I had to have snacks, all the time, to stop myself from boiling up some noodles or pasta. Boiled eggs or yogurt.


 No.135634>>135636

>>135633

>yogurt

I guess it has to be no sugar?


 No.135635>>135637

Well, I'm gonna have a couple of sausage,egg and cheese sammitchs for dinner.

If you do a bit of exercise and a long walk each day you can eat whatever you want without worrying about weird diets and counting shit.


 No.135636>>135638

>>135633

hardboiled eggs are a lifesaver since you can prepare them in batches and store them easy while being rich in proteins/fats at the same time

i also had mozzarella cheese, peanut butter, pork rinds and tinned fish handy while dieting

>>135634

yeah, plain greek or swiss does best

i mix in some chunky peanut butter to make it more tasty


 No.135637>>135639

>>135635

babby steps m8, exercise isn't going to do much good for anyone if their diet's all messed up


 No.135638>>135639 >>135646

>>135636

dietNEET here. I am actually considering this keto diet now. I think it is at least worth a good try.

I am reading up on it now.


 No.135639>>135640 >>135646

>>135637

It won't help the weight loss efforts but he'll look infinitely better after just a few months of lifting. Fatfat always looks like shit but semistrongfat isn't so bad.

>>135638

>he's going to break his diet AGAIN because he's heard of a new meme weightloss strategy

fatNEET when will you learn?


 No.135640>>135641

>>135639

I am not breaking anything. I am on the current diet until next Wednesday and can't break it even if I want to because I have no money until then.


 No.135641>>135642

>>135640

You just burgled your mother's vehicle for noodle money. You have the willpower to ignore the hunger for a week, I believe in you m8


 No.135642>>135649

>>135641

It was the carbs were the problem, driving me to a life of crime. Once they are out of my life I will be a normie and fit as fuck.


 No.135643

Carbs are basically the jew of the food world.


 No.135644>>135645 >>135646 >>135648

I just had a thought, Could be wrong but I'm fairly sure the "obesity epidemic" started around the same time as the anti-smoking bullshit.

I know they're both bad for you but tbh I'll stick with my ciggies and fairly healthy lifestyle.

You hear about smokers living to 100 with no problems but anyone ever heard of a fat bastard doing the same ?


 No.135645>>135651

>>135644

Smoking is a huge mistake, quit now.


 No.135646

>>135638

just remember that calories in = calories out so being on keto by itself won't save you if you snack too much

>>135639

>It won't help the weight loss efforts but he'll look infinitely better after just a few months of lifting.

it'll happen in due time

>>135644

you also have feminism and oestrogens in everything to blame


 No.135648>>135651

>>135644

What a dumb attempt to justify your stupid smoking.

Sort yourself out.


 No.135649>>135650

>>135642

I'm fit and I'm not a normie. Can you teach me how to be a regular person?


 No.135650

>>135649

Are you suggesting that being fit does not solve all a person's problems in life?

I find that hard to believe. Once I've lost the weight you will probably see me on the cover of magazines.

I am going to be rich and famous. Drowning in girls.


 No.135651>>135652 >>135653 >>135654 >>135655

>>135645

>>135648

Lol, I've been smoking for 28 years now and I very much doubt there's anyone one this board in better shape than me.

Like I said, why is it that you guys will accept being lardasses but not consider a valid solution ?

I know the narrative is that smoking is de ebils these days but whats worse ?


 No.135652>>135656

>>135651

Anyone on this board who is not overweight would be in better cardiovascular health than you.


 No.135653

>>135651

Smoking is worse than being a fat cunt, can guarantee you will end up with emphysema by the time your 60 and a myriad of other smoking related diseases.


 No.135654

>>135651

Being fat is the peak of human achievements.

Wait until a severely obese man lands on the moon in his extra large moonlander to gorge himself on moon cheese opinions will change.

Women will still be expected to stay in shape however.


 No.135655

>>135651

I will race you on a bicycle or fight you. The winner gets your neetbux.


 No.135656>>135657 >>135658 >>135670

>>135652

I doubt that greatly m8, I workout an hour a day and walk for 1-2 hours.


 No.135657

>>135656

You on biatch, meet you behind the bike shed after school.


 No.135658

>>135656

How many cigarettes do you smoke per day on average?


 No.135659>>135660

I smoked for 15 years, quit 2 years ago, best thing I did, now I have an extra 100 dspbux per week, no longer smell like a derro, don't cough my guts up in the morning, and can actually smell and taste food again.


 No.135660>>135661

>>135659

How did you quit?


 No.135661>>135663

>>135660

I removed everything smoking related from my house, drank glasses of water when ever I had cravings and convinced myself through my own thoughts that I was never addicted or needed to smoke.

I don't even have the urge, or even think about smoking anymore.


 No.135662>>135667

>>135577

How did you afford to be so fat before if you need to steal money from your own mummybot to buy poor tier noodles?


 No.135663

File (hide): d30a26b7fca7ada⋯.png (59.5 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, k3bekdykyuux.png) (h) (u)

>>135661

Well done m8.


 No.135667>>135675

>>135662

Because of my compulsive personality I opened this savings account called a Notice Saver where you have to give 31 days notice to withdraw any money from it.

So by using this account I went from a NEET who spent all his bux every fortnight, to one who went shopping once a fortnight on bux day and then put all the left over money into the savings account which then couldn't be touched.

So I am still a grotesquely fat and compulsive NEET, but because of this savings account I am now also a (relatively) rich NEET.


 No.135670>>135673

>>135656

post a photo of your palms, otherwise you're full of shit


 No.135673

>>135670

His calluses could be from masturbating.


 No.135675>>135676

>>135667

>relatively rich

>has to break into his mothers car to buy 30c noodles


 No.135676>>135677 >>135678

>>135675

Yes that is the whole point. If I want to blow my money on food I have to resort to stealing or scrounging. I used to take bread from the bin behind the bakery when I was at a previous low point.

But I am still rich.


 No.135677

>>135676

I applaud your foresight but you should probably be leaving a little bit more room to move mate

Either way good luck with your diet, just don't mug an old woman for tendie money before you hit chad weight


 No.135678>>135681

>>135676

Bins aren't an option in winter, the rain ruins all the food


 No.135679>>135680

>>135601

I bought some cream to add to muh coffee after another neet recommended it to dietNEET over full-cream milk. But I'm not dieting and just want it for taste/texture plus I'm actively trying to put weight on.

>>135619

Did you slice-up the chorizo then fry the slices in butter?


 No.135680>>135682

>>135679

That was me, how did you like the cream? And nope, I eat the butter on its own, it's cheap source of fat and calories tbh and I like the taste too. I eat a stick a week.


 No.135681

>>135678

>not enjoying some fresh stale bread soup


 No.135682>>135683

>>135680

What brand of butter do you buy?

Lurpak is the best in my opinion.


 No.135683>>135684

>>135682

woolies homebrand salted, have not tried lurpak but i just go for the one that is cheap but tastes good


 No.135684>>135688

>>135683

>homebrand

I haven't tried it but I am a bit on the snobbish side and would probably find it of low quality.

But if you like it you like it.


 No.135685>>135687 >>135689 >>135691 >>135697 >>135698 >>135699 >>135703 >>135710

Does anyone know some food that will GUARANTEED give your diarrhea?

I want to have watery, liquid shits, because I can never squeeze all my the shit out when i try to and it slowly comes out of my ass throughout the day. It's ruining my life. I need totally watery liquid shits.


 No.135686

>people on here talking about how healthy they are

>recently got a blood test that proves i'm healthy

>total cholesterol is 2.7

Feelsgoodman


 No.135687>>135692

>>135685

If real then see a doctor.

If fake then fuck off with your literal shitposting.


 No.135688>>135690

>>135684

homebrand is fine for stuff like milk, butter, all comes from a cow, australian ones at that


 No.135689

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>>135685

> it slowly comes out of my ass throughout the day


 No.135690

>>135688

Yeah sometimes the homebrand can be of acceptable quality. Not always though.


 No.135691>>135693

>>135685

Mi gorwng and a shit load of coffee, or have mummy give you an enema


 No.135692>>135694 >>135695

>>135687

Real, anyone have any personal experience with this? I've tried all sorts of fast food to give me diarrhea and it doesn't work.


 No.135693

>>135691

I'll try mi goreng.


 No.135694

>>135692

SEE A DOCTOR


 No.135695

>>135692

This is not normal, see a Dr.


 No.135696

What is fibre


 No.135697

>>135685

raw chicken


 No.135698

File (hide): dda01ed5176eaa4⋯.jpg (40.9 KB, 355x262, 355:262, samyang_spicy_chicken.jpg) (h) (u)

>>135685

>Does anyone know some food that will GUARANTEED give your diarrhea?

2l iced coffee extra strong and super spicy noodles (pic related or worse)

good luck


 No.135699

>>135685

Laxatives.


 No.135702

Only pajeet holds the key to eternal slimy shits


 No.135703>>135704

>>135685

A steady diet of all things fast food, I'm talking maccas one night, kfc the next, hungry jacks, red rooster etc, spend >$20 each meal and your shits will be monstrous and disgustingly liquid. You'll have to start using baby wipes to clean your angus and the toilet each time. My (shared) toilet is spick and span after every shit, my housemates think I shit like a normal person


 No.135704>>135708

>>135703

Are your housemates deaf? They can't hear the shits splattering everywhere?


 No.135707>>135709 >>135720

File (hide): 434bc9ab1cd90a0⋯.gif (63.31 KB, 650x550, 13:11, seibah.gif) (h) (u)

>starting to think about the future again

Every single night at this time, I can't take it anymore.


 No.135708

>>135704

I hold my ass cheeks apart on the toilet when I know I'm gonna do a big shit so I don't make as much noise and it's easier to wipe my ass.

The other day I did a squirter and the shit splattered up underneath the toilet seat.


 No.135709

>>135707

Yeh I can't wait for the iPhone 8 either


 No.135710

>>135685

What's your diet like? Serious question.


 No.135711>>135712 >>135714

File (hide): a0a9ae4022a55fa⋯.png (113.54 KB, 400x381, 400:381, 1469936140600.png) (h) (u)

What is it about the future that distresses you?


 No.135712>>135713 >>135720

>>135711

Everything. Every little tiny thing and how I'm probably going to be better off dying than trying at this point.


 No.135713>>135717

>>135712

That sounds like depression talking. You are never too old to improve your life.


 No.135714>>135715

>>135711

There is nothing out there for me, my life is going to stay the same until I kill myself.


 No.135715>>135716

>>135714

It is possible that will be the case. Also possible that it won't.


 No.135716>>135718

>>135715

It may change but it's never going to change into anything I want, it simply cannot at this point.


 No.135717>>135718 >>135720

>>135713

Probably is the depression talking. I just want more than I'm willing to work for I guess.


 No.135718>>135720 >>135722

>>135716

>>135717

Maybe you need to re-examine just what it is you want in life. Set smaller and more realistic goals, and give up the more grandiose ones.


 No.135719>>135721 >>135735

File (hide): e037e1a8d8d7a0d⋯.jpg (75.58 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1397957631858.jpg) (h) (u)

I was anxious about cenno so I stayed up until 6am, so I couldnt call at 8am or I wouldn't have been able to think straight

So I thought "fuck it I'll just call at 1pm and wait an hour to speak to someone if thats what it takes"

And I called through 1-3pm and just got a "line busy" tone

This is third-world levels of service


 No.135720>>135737

>>135718

I'm

>>135707

>>135712

>>135717

The other posts are someone else.

>Set smaller and more realistic goals, and give up the more grandiose ones

<tfw my grandiose dream was just being able to live alone off a part time wage


 No.135721

>>135719

Yeah their phones service sucks. The only thing you can say in their favour is at least they haven't outsourced it to Mumbai yet.


 No.135722>>135723

>>135718

I don't have any other goals. I just wanted to join the army and become an officer but I had an operation so even though I am fine I cannot. I don't have any motivation to do anything else.


 No.135723

>>135722

You need to find some motivation and find some new goals. It is a big world out there. Don't be attached to trying to keep yours smaller than it needs to be.


 No.135726>>135727

File (hide): d62817fc3467e3e⋯.jpg (295.4 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, 1389836915597.jpg) (h) (u)

me right now

fuck it's cold, cunt


 No.135727

Might get up and have some Tim tams

>>135726

I'm in bed so it isn't as bad


 No.135730>>135738

What's the story morning glory


 No.135731>>135740

Might go out and buy a goon bag today, then get a $5 pizza from dominos with garlic bread and have a NEET party


 No.135732>>135741

Haven't been to work since Friday due to anxiety. Probably going to become a neet again.


 No.135733

Hey cumguzzlers


 No.135735

>>135719

>wait an hour

Mate it will be at least 2, more likely 3


 No.135736

My sides are in space after that guy and his shits.

Fuckking lol


 No.135737>>135743

>>135720

Lol that was literally my dream future too. How do you eveb adjust your expectations down from bare minimum .


 No.135738>>135888

>>135730

physio then shopping


 No.135740

>>135731

Should get two pizzas and keep one in the fridge for tomorrow's hangover


 No.135741>>135742 >>135744

>>135732

Remember, you hear forever


 No.135742>>135745

>>135741

Not if you go deaf


 No.135743

>>135737

>bare minimum

at least you have internets. imagine life without distraction.


 No.135744

>>135741

Another comfy day in bed


 No.135745

File (hide): c8ceb91024699d9⋯.jpg (15.31 KB, 192x171, 64:57, 1434522907321.jpg) (h) (u)

>>135742

Well played.


 No.135746>>135747

Where does poo go when you flush it down the loo?


 No.135747

>>135746

Directly into this general


 No.135748>>135750 >>135766

dietneet here. I have been doing a lot of reading on keto. I am going to give it a try once my stockpile of non-keto food runs out (approx 6 weeks).

I can lose weight on non-keto diets, but losing weight has never been my problem. The problem for me has always been keeping it off afterwards. Maybe keto will help with that. I am going to give it a try.


 No.135750>>135751

>>135748

Do you do any exercise? Also I think half your problem is you seem to be constantly thinking about food.


 No.135751>>135752 >>135753

>>135750

I am starting exercise next week.

Yes I am constantly thinking about food. That is what addiction does to you. It warps your brain and makes you obsessed.


 No.135752>>135754

>>135751

>Starting next week

More like start tomorrow, putting shit off is not the best way to go about it


 No.135753>>135754 >>135755

>>135751

Half the battle is made worse by the fact that you're actively reinforcing your belief in the addiction to food and how strong it is. Not saying that you can't be physically addicted to food, just that you're making it even harder.


 No.135754>>135756

>>135752

I have gotten too fat for all my clothes. The only thing I can wear outside right now is a bath robe. I have to wait until I lose some weight to go out exercising.

>>135753

I know what you mean, but it is a complicated situation.


 No.135755>>135757

>>135753

I have a fapping addiction and a not working addiction


 No.135756>>135761

>>135754

Who said you need clothes to go outside?

Just put a sock over your cock and your good to go


 No.135757>>135758

>>135755

If only you could fap for a living.


 No.135758>>135759

>>135757

I heard John pays good money to see young men fap


 No.135759>>135765

>>135758

the problem is there are too many people doing it for free.


 No.135760>>135764 >>135877

Afternoon lads

I almost got 77.75kg for five sets of eight reps on the bench press today, that's forty reps in total so my one rep max must be around 3100kg (144pl8) now. This NEET's rapidly approaching strongman material.

Also in NZNEET News, I'm becoming more agitated by the second with all this walking. I spat all over a wagie's windshield when the cunt beeped at me for crossing the road in front of his car, I hope it gave him a fright. It's too hot to stand on the side of the road like a dweeb waiting for a gap in the traffic, no indeed, I'll be playing NEET Frogger from now on and wagies had better watch their step.

All is well now, I've had a bowl of coco pops with icy milk and it's relaxation'o'clock. I hope you cunts had a nice relaxing day, tell me what you've been doing?


 No.135761

>>135756

I don't have any socks long enough to cover all of my cock.


 No.135762>>135763

Should I get out of bed?


 No.135763

>>135762

Nah, fuck that. Stay comfy.


 No.135764>>135781

>>135760

>tell me what you've been doing?

Started to get back into flight sim with Lockheed Martin's P3D V4 which recently came out, so basically larping as a pilot, might even start doing twitch streams of virtual flights, maybe even upload to youtube, see if I can make a few shekels.


 No.135765

>>135759

>tfw you wanted a career as a wanker but pajeet/abdul does it cheaper


 No.135766>>135768

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>>135748

Good shit lad. Eat lots of fat. Lots and lots. NO CARBS.


 No.135767>>135769 >>135770 >>135771 >>135941

File (hide): 504dabbeb87248b⋯.jpg (332.66 KB, 1500x1796, 375:449, 1461729088404.jpg) (h) (u)

New neet here

Just got a fat bag of weed

Going to fucking get high.


 No.135768>>135772

>>135766

What is your opinion of vegetables on keto?

Are onions and tomatoes okay?


 No.135769>>135773

>>135767

Hello m8 welcome to the club.

I hope you enjoy that weed.


 No.135770>>135773

>>135767

How to get weed?


 No.135771>>135773 >>135783

>>135767

ASIO neet here

Thank you for this information

Please remain seated where you are

I will be visiting you shortly


 No.135772>>135774

File (hide): 8f128fadbed97b8⋯.jpg (30.37 KB, 480x461, 480:461, 1498368578329.jpg) (h) (u)

>>135768

Yeah man, low carb ones. I eat cauliflower (great substitute for potato, make cauliflower mash loaded with butter and cream) and shepards pie with cauliflower mash.

Also I eat a lot of cabbage mixed with curried mince or slow cooked pulled chicken thigh.

Also, egg quiche with lots of bacon and spinich

I mainly eat them so I can still shit properly. Avoid the high carb vegs like potato, rice etc.

Also eat lots of high fat nuts like pumpkin seeds, macadamia, etc.

https://www.ruled.me/best-low-carb-vegetables-ketogenic-diet/


 No.135773>>135778 >>135790

File (hide): 0510b88e46c90e2⋯.jpg (15.47 KB, 213x217, 213:217, b.jpg) (h) (u)

>>135769

Thanks m8.

>>135770

Craigslist, find Wickr contact, meet Wickr contact, get weed.

>>135771

IT'S MINE


 No.135774>>135775 >>135776

>>135772

thank you for that anon.

What is your history with this diet? How long have you been on it? What has it done for you?


 No.135775>>135777

>>135774

Been on it for about a month and a bit. I have a lot more energy, my food cravings are non-existent (can basically eat one meal a day, provided that it's high fat) and have lost a bit of weight in my face, gut and ass. Haven't got scales, but it's noticeable in the mirror.


 No.135776>>135780

>>135774

I can shoot you my meal plan if you'd like.


 No.135777>>135779

>>135775

How fat were you to start with?


 No.135778

>>135773

ASIOneet gets a cut of all drugs discussed on this board

No arguments


 No.135779

>>135777

120 kg


 No.135780>>135782

>>135776

Thank you for the offer anon but I am quite particular about my likes and dislikes and with the info available online I think I should be able to sort things out for myself. Thank you though.


 No.135781>>135792

>>135764

Do you have the personality to stream twitch?


 No.135782

File (hide): e1ea71b5ec81a4e⋯.jpg (37.65 KB, 510x498, 85:83, 1462595043927.jpg) (h) (u)


 No.135783>>135784

>>135771

Surely you can afford better drugs than weed on an asio salary


 No.135784>>135787 >>135794 >>135797

>>135783

Nah, ASIO only pays me for getting people busted and you cunts aren't criminal enough.

Go on NEETs, get out there and do some hardcore crimes, you know you want to


 No.135785>>135788 >>135789

This guy is still roleplaying as an ASIO officer, cute.


 No.135787>>135788

>>135784

I did some hardcore crimes to your mum last night m8 : >)


 No.135788

>>135785

You should try growing a sense of humour m8

>>135787

Lol, You dirty fucker


 No.135789

>>135785

it's a national sport at this rate


 No.135790>>135791

>>135773

>Wickr contact, get weed.

This scares me.


 No.135791>>135793


 No.135792

>>135781

Maybe, flight simming is a very autistic niche, there are a few people who stream it on twitch who are much more autistic than me and they draw a fairly large crowd.


 No.135793>>135795 >>135799 >>135801

File (hide): 5a60414e41f4e04⋯.jpg (43.85 KB, 569x506, 569:506, 1403444676430.jpg) (h) (u)

>>135791

I dunno, meeting some sketchy dude to buy drugs from is well, sketchy, plus I have the extreme social autismo.


 No.135794

>>135784

You should report asio for wagedodging


 No.135795>>135796

>>135793

A weed dealer is not going to rape and murder a neet mate


 No.135796>>135798

>>135795

Knowing my luck it would probably be a cop.


 No.135797

>>135784

I raped a blind woman last night


 No.135798

>>135796

Cops don't care about someone who buys a little bit of weed.


 No.135799

File (hide): c9eba7e3a2e7646⋯.jpg (147.12 KB, 934x844, 467:422, 1429748079175.jpg) (h) (u)

>>135793

yeah i only meet cunts in public places

cash only, etc


 No.135801

>>135793

Ask your mum to buy it for you


 No.135804>>135806 >>135807 >>135808 >>135809 >>135811 >>135820

I'm thinking of leaving home and never coming back.

I want to cut off all ties and go on my own.

I've had enough.

~VaporNEET


 No.135806


 No.135807

>>135804

You can live at max


 No.135808

>>135804

I dream of this.


 No.135809

>>135804

You already did that a few months ago


 No.135811

>>135804

You've been watching too much Molymeme.


 No.135812

Just Did a nice poo


 No.135813>>135815 >>135816

File (hide): 050c0cba59e70d2⋯.jpg (2.22 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 15010626140401320699834.jpg) (h) (u)

Time for an afternoon coffee


 No.135815>>135872

>>135813

is everyone here form perth?


 No.135816>>135826

>>135813

How much of your delivery money ends up spent on petrol and drive-thru?


 No.135817>>135818 >>135883

File (hide): 8e7e4c13be581f0⋯.jpg (63.12 KB, 726x332, 363:166, fines.jpg) (h) (u)

Fucking lol, look at this shit.

I feel physically nauseous.


 No.135818>>135819

>>135817

Are you the neet whose mother runs up library fees?


 No.135819>>135822

>>135818

Actually yes, but this is unrelated. I haven't returned two books from the uni library and it looks like they've charged me for the both of them.

Fucking lol I don't even get neetbux and I can't register this semester if these fines aren't paid, what the fuck do I do


 No.135820

>>135804

>>135804

You will need at least a few K. Save ur bux for a few months if serious.


 No.135822>>135823

>>135819

Return the books. Explain your poverty to them and have the fines waived.


 No.135823>>135827 >>135836

>>135822

I will try that tomorrow, thanks for that idea anon.


 No.135824>>135825 >>135828 >>135843 >>135870 >>135889

try to get a job in army, got knocked back coz i used to be an edgy teen and scrach things into my arm.

try to get job at only place in town (supermarket), no replay.

To shit an english to get a good atar so unis a not really an opiton.

not on neetbux

no car no licence

been doing nothing for more then a year now.

do i just give up and be a NEET forever?


 No.135825>>135829 >>135832 >>135873

>>135824

Yes, there isn't much that a frog poster can actually contribute to society.


 No.135826

>>135816

We get a fuel allowance now of 10$ per 5 hours so thats probably 130km in my car


 No.135827>>135830

>>135823

It was just common sense.


 No.135828

>>135824

No you should not give up. Get your licence and get yourself a qualification in something that interests you. Something practical. No uni bullshit.

Get cracking m8.


 No.135829

>>135825

Posting frogs makes your benis big


 No.135830>>135831

>>135827

I'm not thinking straight, I suffer every single day and there's nothing on the other side. All my pain is for nothing.


 No.135831

>>135830

Strewth.


 No.135832>>135834

>>135825

Lol, hi pepeHaterNEET, haven't seen you in a while


 No.135833>>135835 >>135837

File (hide): 915218c0e9b3991⋯.jpg (33.63 KB, 500x599, 500:599, 1411152018051.jpg) (h) (u)

I thought we were over all this unwarranted Pepe hate.


 No.135834

>>135832

the real pepehaterneet wouldn't leave frogposter uncensored

he's a phony


 No.135835

>>135833

Yeah wtf praise kek shadilay hahaha look hes shitting on the skeleton guy again haha fuck im so glad i found this meme


 No.135836

>>135823

make sure you bring the books too neeto, sounds silly but it's easy to forget and will make them much less sympathetic


 No.135837>>135838 >>135873

>>135833

It is far from unwarranted.


 No.135838

File (hide): 8bd878594d23f6d⋯.png (522.82 KB, 1832x2366, 916:1183, 1499491303840.png) (h) (u)


 No.135839>>135840 >>135841 >>135842 >>135894

File (hide): 18b17b3b65402e2⋯.jpg (109.21 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1442024354980-4.jpg) (h) (u)

I am going to start posting a Pepe with every post I make.

I will not tolerate slander of Pepe.


 No.135840>>135842

File (hide): ba34038acacf2e8⋯.jpg (8.94 KB, 231x244, 231:244, 1468841811170-1[1].jpg) (h) (u)

>>135839

I fully support you in this venture m8


 No.135841>>135842

File (hide): b00a49a47ce7b8c⋯.png (207.79 KB, 499x499, 1:1, 1481292602929.png) (h) (u)


 No.135842

File (hide): 96ec0a13a4de1ce⋯.png (130.29 KB, 500x477, 500:477, tumblr_omko6xukQh1u4ba3xo1….png) (h) (u)

File (hide): d58ff9331f1941d⋯.png (118.71 KB, 500x419, 500:419, tumblr_omko6xukQh1u4ba3xo2….png) (h) (u)

File (hide): ff43d4099e2f424⋯.jpg (370.29 KB, 1280x1843, 1280:1843, tumblr_opn4ydO1Z01u1sr1lo1….jpg) (h) (u)

>>135839

>>135840

>>135841

shadilay brothers kek on here are some of my favourite rare pepes just for you


 No.135843>>135844 >>135866

>>135824

why did you tell em you did dumb teenage shit anyway?


 No.135844>>135845

>>135843

They probably saw the swastika on his arm and asked him about it


 No.135845>>135846

>>135844

>oh that? some dunce at school thought it'd be funny to brand that on me when i wasn't looking, gods honour.


 No.135846

File (hide): 774208ee4da4394⋯.jpg (5.22 KB, 260x194, 130:97, swastika[1].jpg) (h) (u)

>>135845

Could have been worse …


 No.135847

I like poo poo pee pee pepes


 No.135848>>135852

File (hide): 85709263673e55b⋯.jpg (32.39 KB, 563x542, 563:542, 857.jpg) (h) (u)

>Gumtree User replied to your ad


 No.135850>>135851 >>135853

File (hide): e3932f0955fc774⋯.png (217 KB, 424x480, 53:60, cat.png) (h) (u)

>tfw no depression and anxiety tonight

>instead have a headache that feels like there's a bolt lodged behind my eye

I think this is making me want to kill myself more it hurts so fucking much


 No.135851

>>135850

Take some nurofen or panadol, should help a bit, also turn off your lights and dim your computer monitor.


 No.135852>>135855

>>135848

>Hello would you like to swap for cum crusted tablet computer? -pajeet


 No.135853

>>135850

I hate trying to fap when I have a pounding headache


 No.135854>>135857

File (hide): 4ad99a541fcab96⋯.jpg (53.8 KB, 406x489, 406:489, 1409581379470.jpg) (h) (u)

called cenno at 8am on the dot, only took 10 mins to get through to someone


 No.135855>>135856 >>135858

>>135852

They're already testing my patience by offering half-price if I leave out the parts that are worthless by themselves. Really makes me wonder who the fuck is agreeing to this retarded form of haggling.


 No.135856

>>135855

"You never know unless you try" - Dickheads


 No.135857

>>135854

Looks like you beat the bogan horde


 No.135858

>>135855

Should sell on ebay if possible, i gave up dealing with gumtree bums


 No.135859>>135861 >>135862 >>135869

I always wondered why gumtree sellers write "no timewasters".

What the fuck do people do?


 No.135860>>135864 >>135875

Newsplus is spamming the front page with jims pisswater news.

He must be getting desperate


 No.135861

>>135859

It just means "don't offer me $500 or a "totally not stolen i promise" iphone for car advertised as $2K


 No.135862>>135863

>>135859

I had a pajeet try and trade me broken fishing rods for my brand new brake cylinder.

Someone here sold his ps3 last year and had a lot of headfucks on gumtree


 No.135863

>>135862

He totally should have fucked the druggo woman tbh


 No.135864>>135865

>>135860

Yeah, I've noticed that.

n+ shit is no match for the mighty crab/indiapoo/propane news though.


 No.135865

>>135864

I wonder if anyone even visits the goldwater on purpose, i wonder how much money jims losing on it


 No.135866>>135867

>>135843

i forgot where i was and let my autism slip out, regretted it in an instant, and the thing is there's no scars or anything so i should of just lied.


 No.135867>>135868

>>135866

Sounds like your subconscious sabotaged you on purpose.


 No.135868

>>135867

yeah i think part of me wasn't ready to stop being a neet just yet, the worst part about it tho is that i got quite a high score on the aptitude tests they make you do so i could have gone for p much any job too.


 No.135869

File (hide): 7e8ef20b4e359a6⋯.png (23.89 KB, 492x475, 492:475, 1426803591533.png) (h) (u)

>>135859

>tfw never had any problems with gumtree

worst thing was pajeet showing up with 10$ less that the advertised price but I didn't care.


 No.135870>>135871

>>135824

Did they find out through your medical history or did you admit in the psych evaluation?

I've told a few counsellors about self harming and my gp about my depression. Wonder if they could find out about that? i am getting a bit old for the army though.


 No.135871

>>135870

i told them, but i assumed they wouldn't care because all i did was scratch some kids name in my arm as a dare when i was like 14 but oh well i guess that's just where telling the truth gets you


 No.135872>>135874

>>135815

Yes.

t. cheesecake


 No.135873>>135878

>>135837

>>135825

Power cycled your router again autist?


 No.135874>>135876

>>135872

How is the depression?


 No.135875

>>135860

>Jim is STILL shilling the GoldenShower.com

LOL, Sad!


 No.135876>>135879

>>135874

Shit as usual. I have been forgetting to take my medication the past few days because I either fall asleep un-intentionally or just can't be bothered.

I'll probably start taking it again tonight, I have only been forgetting for about 3 days in a row, and with the amount I take it shouldn't have too many effects. I went to my psychologist today and discussed why I have no friends. It I felt was very constructive and we touched on a lot of topics, it was a good use of my time and my brother called be an uber, which I have never used one before. I don't remember if even I have been in a taxi at all. I think maybe when I was a kid but anyway.

I was forced to recall the decline of my life into my current state that started around the start of year 12. My depression and OCD just kept getting worse and it killed my little friends I had and set me up for how I am currently. I used to feel really bitter about it, but now I realize that who would want to hang out with someone so depressed and non talkative? I understand that but they were friends that I knew since primary school and for them to just ignore me after knowing me for so long just makes me feel like everything is my fault.

I went there at about 2pm in the afternoon, on a wednesday that means the only other people my age that are out and about are NEETs really. There were a few people my age I spotted out, since they were probably going to the nearby shopping complex. I saw most with women and girlfriends. I have just accepted the fact that my poor social life, lack of prospects for any hope of ever getting a gf or the live normal people my age have is disheartening. My mental problems just dragged my already lacking life down and they are not going to go away, OCD is incurable and my depression I doubt will get any better.

I'll probably go out to the shops tomorrow and buy some liquid happiness. Something that has been giving me a good feeling lately is drinking and listening to music in my bed. I never was a drinker, and I haven't actually drank for a few months, so I am feeling optimistic about getting smashed tomorrow to quell the depressive thoughts after exposure to the reality that is my worthless life and seeing how much other people my age have after gazing at normiebook.


 No.135877

>>135760

If you are that much of a big guy, how can your mother still bully you? You can probably crush her with one hand.


 No.135878>>135880 >>135882

>>135873

No, Sometimes I feel like going somewhere where there are other Australians, even though I hate them and they post frogs because they are stupid. And because they are stupid and post frogs and other disgusting things I don't stay for long.


 No.135879>>135881

>>135876

Thats pretty grim mate, I know how you feel. I try to imagine ways things could improve but I just draw blanks. Too much time has passed.

Do you also feel the inevitability of suicide?


 No.135880

File (hide): c4691132fed2d42⋯.jpg (29.28 KB, 268x268, 1:1, 8908970.jpg) (h) (u)

>>135878

Why do you hate the frogs?


 No.135881

>>135879

>Do you also feel the inevitability of suicide?

Somewhat. I don't feel as if I have spent enough years suffering or living yet to really think about it. I was suicidal in the past, but a part of me realized that maybe I haven't lived enough yet to really make an informed choice. If, however I reach 25 and nothing has changed I will seriously consider all options, like that or something else.


 No.135882>>135884

File (hide): ead00d019effb04⋯.jpg (258.24 KB, 1000x538, 500:269, flat,1000x1000,075,f.jpg) (h) (u)

>>135878

Its amazing in a place full of societies biggest rejects you are hated universally because of your irrational, downright (bigoted) and autistic rage of anyone and everyone, and anyone and everyone who posts a simple meme that shares metaphors of most of said posters lives.

Its amazing, really. You cannot make friends anywhere, even with people who are the most caring and lonely. Think about that. You should probably kill yourself, but assuming you are as much of a cunt in real life as you portray in your posts, you might say the wrong thing to the wrong person one day and the consequences will be, just.

Also, Picture. :")

Have a nice day!


 No.135883

>>135817

Ayy another uon member here.

Regards

Hfoot


 No.135884

>>135882

No one here could be as bad as fag neet


 No.135886>>135890

Mornin' poofs


 No.135887>>135890

>Go to MAX employment job searching session the other day

>Open up Chrome on one of their computers, go to SEEK

>One of the previous job seekers is still logged in

>Apply for 30 + random jobs using his account just to troll him. Apply for like 20 random farming jobs, claim he has a doctorate in farm work. Apply for shit kicker jobs and CEO jobs too

>His SEEK acc had his mobile number and everything so I wonder if he'll get any calls back


 No.135888>>135890

>>135738

what are you doing with the physio?


 No.135889>>135992

>>135824

Can we start calling you HickNEET because you live rural and didn't really get an education?


 No.135890>>135892

>>135886

morning faglet

>>135887

if he gets a job you'll be a shoe in next time max is recruiting

>>135888

back problems from being a lazy neet


 No.135891>>135910

NZNEET how much walking do you have to do every day? It sounds miserable, do you just dread waking up every day?


 No.135892>>135911

>>135890

What are your back problems?


 No.135893>>135898 >>135900

Might get a haircut today neetos

This is always one of the most stressful days on a neet calendar, so i will probably end up delaying due to some excuse


 No.135894

File (hide): 315155129f9c261⋯.png (206.97 KB, 680x484, 170:121, 4ea.png) (h) (u)

>>135839

Well I'll post this little guy


 No.135895>>135897

File (hide): fb9f0a9c22443f5⋯.jpg (28.91 KB, 600x482, 300:241, 0cf.php.jpg) (h) (u)

Got a sore throat today lads.


 No.135897>>135902

>>135895

You need to cut down on the reeing


 No.135898

>>135893

I bought myself some clippers and just give myself a number 3 all over.

Couldn't face the hairdresser and all her questions any more.


 No.135899>>135901

Morning lads.

Changed my anti-virus yesterday and I'm shocked how much faster my computer is now.

If anyones using avg fuck that shit off, it's a jew of a program.


 No.135900>>135907

>>135893

What if they find head lice and ask you to leave?


 No.135901>>135905

>>135899

What anti virus do you use?


 No.135902

File (hide): 6a86874059806eb⋯.jpg (21.11 KB, 652x528, 163:132, 1cd.jpg) (h) (u)

>>135897

I'm sorry


 No.135903>>135904

24 years of handholdless virginity is my anti-virus.


 No.135904

>>135903

Not even the malware on porn sites touch you


 No.135905

>>135901

I switched to bitdefender.

It seems pretty good so far, avg started saying any piece of torrent related software is malware which was the final straw on top of their pop ups and ads.

Really wouldn't be surprised if they've been bought by Hollywood jews or some shit, their softwares really gone to shit the last year or so.


 No.135906>>135907 >>135909

File (hide): a55700a1ba37982⋯.png (171.67 KB, 688x553, 688:553, 1490756398744.png) (h) (u)

Getting the chest pains again. If I ignore them they'll just go away, right? I'm sure its nothing serious.


 No.135907

>>135906

It's just the pain of your heart longing for something more

>>135900

Don't you need to go near other people to catch lice?


 No.135908

Looks like it's time for my max appointment

I bet they'll ask me how my job hunt is going


 No.135909

>>135906

No pain no gain


 No.135910>>135912 >>135913 >>135948

Morning neetibois. Just emailed the therapist to cancel on short notice because I want to enjoy a day of neety relaxation.

>>135891

I walked for around four hours yesterday, 4-6 is about standard. It's not miserable at all, it's inefficient and a waste of time but I'd otherwise be sedentary in front of a screen, refreshing chans and watching youtube videos.


 No.135911

>>135892

flat spot so it hurts when max bends me over


 No.135912>>135914

>>135910

You should give jogging a try if your just doing it to get to the gym, it's hard at first but you get better at it.


 No.135913>>135922

>>135910

Where did you get money for a therapist?


 No.135914>>135915

>>135912

Thanks for the suggestion mate, I might have to try that soon. I've been avoiding it for a while because I get shin splints and stress fractures in my shins when I run on pavement.

Jogging/running is the best form of cardio though IMO, I loved it. Do you jog much?


 No.135915

>>135914

Once every second day I jog about 7km,i put frozen peas on my shins if they hurt after but after doing it for a while it doesn't hurt anymore.


 No.135916

>>135297

insufferable bitch will have a receding hairline by age 30


 No.135917>>135918 >>135919

File (hide): 1463cd25ae0664c⋯.jpg (2.22 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 15011227724591604240232.jpg) (h) (u)

Time for max


 No.135918

>>135917

Good luck m8.


 No.135919>>135920 >>135925

>>135917

neetking?


 No.135920>>135921 >>135924

>>135919

Unless more than one neet atteds tbag max it must be, it's the one from his video


 No.135921>>135923

>>135920

I really fucked some words up there, phoneposting was a mistake


 No.135922>>135927 >>135929 >>135934

Do you stay-at-home-NEETs ever eat your family's scraps? Sometimes my family will buy KFC or thai but not give me any, so I'll creep quietly into the kitchen after they're finished eating, scrape together the leftovers from each plate and quickly eat it all with my back to the door so that nobody sees me behaving like a human cockroach.

>>135913

I went to a bulk-billing GP and asked him to write me a mental health plan and a referral to a bulk-billing psychologist.


 No.135923

>>135921

Lies, you just want to teabag the max staff.

You can admit it m8y, we won't judge you.


 No.135924>>136086

>>135920

Yeah I recognise it from his video where we got to see his shambling NEET form reflected in one of the windows.


 No.135925>>135930

>>135919

Yeh, they want me to do wfd again but I'm doing part time work now so if they give me shit I'm going down to cenno to put em in their place.


 No.135926>>135928

What work are you doing?


 No.135927

File (hide): 6207f2787ae2bfc⋯.png (58.14 KB, 647x474, 647:474, costanzapepe.png) (h) (u)

>>135922

No I do not eat scraps from peoples plates.


 No.135928>>135931

>>135926

That food delivery job, it ain't a whole lot ta fun but it sure beats the bicycle piss pit at wfd


 No.135929

>>135922

That's what rats do


 No.135930

>>135925

rooting for ya m8


 No.135931>>135932 >>135933 >>135936

>>135928

I never knew Delivery neet and neet king were the same person. the more you know.


 No.135932

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>135931

here, take this


 No.135933>>135935 >>135937 >>135951

>>135931

I suspect he may be rapeneet too

Truly a neet of all trades


 No.135934

>>135922

I eat some of mummybots junk food sometimes because i try to avoid buying the shit. I usually feel bad and buy her replacements though


 No.135935

>>135933

not pajeet enough


 No.135936

>>135931

It's a small neet world


 No.135937>>135940

>>135933

We all rape down in the neet hood


 No.135940

File (hide): 9118c9bd62fc342⋯.jpg (37.4 KB, 600x600, 1:1, b18[1].jpg) (h) (u)


 No.135941>>135942

>>135767

Niggers aren't welcome here but I'm sure leftypol will have you.


 No.135942>>135943 >>135945

>>135941

Niggers smoke crack not weed you fuckin' nong.


 No.135943>>135944

>>135942

No they smoke a lot of the second.


 No.135944>>135946 >>135947

>>135943

True, but lots of NEETs smoke grass too so I'm gonna ignore that and blame crack.


 No.135945

>>135942

Niggers do both.

Friendly reminder If you do drugs you're not white


 No.135946

>>135944

Yall neets dont even smoke crack


 No.135947

>>135944

And many neets act like niggers.


 No.135948>>135950

>>135910

"it's not miserable it's just inefficient and a waste of time"

I've heard people say they don't hate things but rather they are a "waste of time" before, usually they are deluding themselves and others.

I bet you fucking despise it.


 No.135949>>135950 >>135953 >>135954

got a frozen pizza cooking right now. i don't even bother cutting it into slices.


 No.135950

>>135948

I hate confrontation. I hate the normie mentality. I hate doing housework. I feel a certain way about those things and I feel a different way about the walking.

Consider this: I woke up at 7:45 this morning and it's quarter past two right now, so I've spent seven and a half hours sitting in front of my monitor refreshing reddit and various chan sites. I've managed to avoid expending any effort at all and I feel like shit, totally apathetic. I wouldn't say walking is fun but it's better than my usual routine.

>>135949

"""""family""""" pizza


 No.135951>>135952 >>135955

File (hide): a0fec7cc4175a06⋯.jpg (25.07 KB, 641x530, 641:530, 1487234265186.jpg) (h) (u)

>>135933

I always assumed rapeneet and poo neet and hey cum guzzlers neet were outside forces deliberately trying to ruin our threads.

I never considered they could be one of us. Why do they do it? Do they not realise it isn't funny? Is it mental illness at work?


 No.135952

>>135951

Hey cum guzzlers is doll bludgeon cunts


 No.135953>>135959

>>135949

Breaking a frozen pizza into rough halves with your hands is the best method. It opens up adequate eating angles for the hungry obese neet.


 No.135954>>135962

>>135949

Mccain pizzas are the best. Even better than dominos imo. I keep telling me dad (told him 20 + times) but he keeps buying these disgusting "gourmet" pizzas from the bargain bin at the supermarket and they are gross compared to a good ol mccain supreme or hawaiin.


 No.135955>>135957

>>135951

I don't mind poo neet, he makes me laugh now and again.

It's nofunNEET that annoys me so I assume he's the r9kNEET


 No.135957>>135958 >>135995

>>135955

Thats dspNEET


 No.135958>>135960

>>135957

Lol, goddamn.

Fuck it, from now on theres meNEET and YouNEET, that keeps things simple.


 No.135959

>>135953

Wat up my fellow cumguzzler


 No.135960>>135961

>>135958

And xer neet


 No.135961>>135963 >>135964

>>135960

Isn't that fagneet though ?


 No.135962

>>135954

What's wrong with getting pizza out of a bin?


 No.135963

>>135961

that's vaporNEET iirc


 No.135964>>135966

>>135961

Yeh but I think the aids finally killed him


 No.135965

Bin neet too. I forgot about him.


 No.135966

>>135964

Good.

Best news I've heard in ages.


 No.135967>>135970

Who would be prepared to give a neet ranking?

Like king neet > nzneet > vaporneet > dspneet?


 No.135968>>135969

File (hide): ac3115508bd063f⋯.png (311.65 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1483923600933.png) (h) (u)

I like all neets who contribute in good faith equally.

I love you all my brothers.


 No.135969>>136086

>>135968

Some of you guys are ok.

Don't go to cenno tomorrow morning ;^)


 No.135970>>135971

>>135967

Cheesecakeneet > unineet > vaporneet > that old neet that does videos sometimes > gookneet > neetking > other neets > veganneet > "that" neet


 No.135971>>135981

>>135970

Gook neets not here anymore


 No.135972>>135973

File (hide): 747f0a00c432d4b⋯.jpg (83.16 KB, 747x646, 747:646, Nep shock.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw mummy bought me another bottle of vodka

>told her I wont drink it until Saturday night

>she laughs and says "yeah right, I'll just get you another one"

D-Do I drink it tonight?


 No.135973>>135974 >>136086

File (hide): c2cff1560188579⋯.jpg (96.35 KB, 500x681, 500:681, 1469877464638.jpg) (h) (u)

>>135972

What sort of mummy encourages and enables her neet son's drinking? What is going on there?


 No.135974>>135975 >>135976 >>135977

File (hide): 34db6c2c68ad521⋯.png (270.49 KB, 349x537, 349:537, kumiko 11.png) (h) (u)

>>135973

My parents are hard alcoholics, drinking once a week isn't a bad thing to them and getting me two bottles in a week is like a once every six months type of thing.


 No.135975>>135978

>>135974

That must be difficult for you with alcoholic parents anon. Has it made you consider whether you should be drinking at all?


 No.135976

>>135974

Do you have a family sized goon cave?


 No.135977>>135978

>>135974

gotta go bigger m8

start doing hard drugs openly and when they try to stop you and give you the lecture say you'll try to stop and wa la, an excuse to get even more drunk


 No.135978>>135979

File (hide): 09a8af71a76677b⋯.png (189.97 KB, 367x353, 367:353, a32184kj67841.png) (h) (u)

>>135975

The only hard part about it was when I was younger and they argued pretty much every night, they've mellowed out now though. It's not like they're the poor alcoholics either.

I probably shouldn't be drinking but it's a grounding experience and feels like the only time I can be happy.

>>135977

I have no money or connections for hard drugs.


 No.135979>>136038

>>135978

Your mummybot sounds awesome, can I have her phone number ?


 No.135981

>>135971

He's still here in my heart, neeto


 No.135982>>135983

Have been getting shit into shape here at my hovel. Have swept out my two sheds (including the one that has been befouled by possums) and am looking at cleaning up the garden on monday.

Then will come the big job inside the house. Am living in filth here. Have really let things go.


 No.135983>>135985

>>135982

Good on ya neet. Tidying can seem daunting but when you get into it can really be quite fun. There's a big sense of achievement when you do something that makes such a big visual change to the place too.


 No.135985

File (hide): 03cff3abb3c4061⋯.jpg (8.57 KB, 212x212, 1:1, 1484445237859.jpg) (h) (u)

>>135983

Yes it was very satisfying seeing the big bright white concrete floor of the shed once I'd swept away all the dirt and organised all my crap.


 No.135986>>135987 >>135990

File (hide): 4b035a315dd515f⋯.jpg (4.55 KB, 170x197, 170:197, images (29).jpg) (h) (u)

Should I get out of bed?


 No.135987>>135988

>>135986

I tried that earlier

The day has been a downward spiral since then, I wouldn't advise it to be honest


 No.135988>>135991

>>135987

Some of my worst life experiences have followed getting out of bed.


 No.135990>>135994

>>135986

Yes, stop being lazy.


 No.135991>>135997

>>135988

Hitler used to get out of bed.

Just sayin'


 No.135992

>>135889

sure thing buddy i dont post much tho


 No.135994

>>135990

Fuck off, you're not my mum cunt.


 No.135995>>135996

>>135957

There's at least 2 other neets who dislike pooneet not just me.


 No.135996>>135999

>>135995

I hate him as well so that is three, he's disgusting.


 No.135997

>>135991

hitler also used to eat carbs and wore shorts


 No.135999

>>135996

What's wrong with poo?


 No.136000>>136001 >>136002 >>136004 >>136005 >>136006 >>136007 >>136021 >>136025

File (hide): 10afe2278ff4aed⋯.png (30.39 KB, 307x199, 307:199, 1477564013202.png) (h) (u)

dietNEET here. SO HUNGRY. It isn't getting easier.


 No.136001>>136003

>>136000

I just ate a big mac


 No.136002

>>136000

You've only been dieting a week or so, give it a month or two until it becomes routine.


 No.136003

File (hide): c3fad2836a6cf1c⋯.jpg (12.47 KB, 306x306, 1:1, 1434885018721.jpg) (h) (u)

>>136001

You fat?


 No.136004>>136009

File (hide): 9ffae7828230d86⋯.png (198.01 KB, 550x535, 110:107, 1424100491370.png) (h) (u)

>>136000

Eat more satiating foods.


 No.136005

>>136000

Smoke some meth.

That shit takes all hunger away.


 No.136006>>136008

>>136000

Stop posting meme frogs and you will lose weight.


 No.136007

>>136000

If you have a bmi over 30 you can get a script for phentermine/duromine. It is a god tier appetite suppressant. You will have to force yourself to eat once a day.


 No.136008>>136012

File (hide): 4811b927f1adf39⋯.png (420.98 KB, 544x286, 272:143, pepesteak.png) (h) (u)

>>136006

What's that m8, you want us to post more pepes ?

Apologies to dietNEET for the pepesteak.


 No.136009>>136011

File (hide): dd5734b0de7eded⋯.jpg (23.44 KB, 480x480, 1:1, wswtarbkrdhx.jpg) (h) (u)

>>136004

What counts as a satiating food?


 No.136011>>136013

>>136009

Lean protein and fibrous vegies. Eat a huge baked chicken tit and a lot of mixed vegies.


 No.136012>>136016

>>136008

Stay fat then I don't care,


 No.136013>>136014

File (hide): 0b859e7cd8d3a43⋯.jpg (51.06 KB, 558x538, 279:269, 1474886938701.jpg) (h) (u)

>>136011

I think I have explained before about how if I keep meat in the house I binge on it and can't control my portions.

I do eat lots of veggies.


 No.136014>>136017

>>136013

>can't control

So, no agency? Not trying to shit on you but you may as well give up if that's the case.


 No.136015

doll bludgeon cunts


 No.136016

File (hide): 283d987b44343e5⋯.jpg (105.25 KB, 1280x825, 256:165, 6uBSQVQ[1].jpg) (h) (u)

>>136012

You love it really you slut


 No.136017

>>136014

I am just going off of past experience.

I guess having agency means with sufficient determination and willpower I should be able to avoid repeating the mistakes of the past.

But I do not feel like the strength is there for that right now. I do not think it will ever be. I guess I am trying to see if there is some sort of way I can manage things diet wise that I can make work even with my willpower problems.


 No.136018>>136019 >>136022

File (hide): c27e94704c40559⋯.jpg (2.42 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 1501143789524957654823.jpg) (h) (u)

Gonna go out and do some deliveries then come home and get drunk, I heard vodka doesn't give you much of a hangover compared to goon


 No.136019

>>136018

The idea that different drinks give you different types of hangover is an old wives tale.


 No.136020>>136037

The gumtree buyer just told me that he's going to be working late tonight and the earliest he can get here is tomorrow evening.

Is it considered a breach of etiquette to offer the item to someone else? I just did that already, the second buyer agreed to come tonight and now I'm feeling anxious


 No.136021>>136023 >>136026

>>136000

Bro, stop being fat. Seriously, the human body is not designed to cope with excess levels of adiposity. It destroys every system of the body. The endocrine system, the bones, the skin, every organ.

Stop fucking eating.


 No.136022>>136024

>>136018

I have only got partially drunk off Vodka and Baileys and I felt better the next morning after the Baileys and also while I was drinking it.


 No.136023

>>136021

Butthurt hungry african detected


 No.136024

>>136022

I drink goon and huff jenkem. Its a good mix


 No.136025>>136027 >>136029 >>136038

>>136000

i lost alot of weight when some women convinced me to stop eating meat for like 5 months, you could try that. never let a woman control you the most cringe beta thing ive done.


 No.136026

File (hide): 38b9fd7d5e41538⋯.jpg (56.24 KB, 540x540, 1:1, 1470684637104.jpg) (h) (u)

>>136021

My adiposity is none of your business.


 No.136027>>136032

>>136025

Ahh! The lack of Vitamin B12 for that 5 months would have caused irreparable brain damage turning you into a frog poster, this explains everything.


 No.136028>>136030

Rheumatologist appointment tomorrow. High anticipation for my test results, although I am slightly disappointed we didn't measure cortisol using something like 24 hour urine because I already did a 24 hour urine test and serum cortisol is not very useful for hypercortisolism which I could suffer from.


 No.136029>>136031 >>136032

>>136025

did you get to fuck her though?


 No.136030

>>136028

Anon do not take this the wrong way. I love you dearly just like I love all my fellow neets. But the more I read you talking about your health concerns and opinions the more I am convinced your problems are all in your head.


 No.136031

>>136029

Women dont fuck vegans


 No.136032>>136033

>>136027

i took supplements don't worry mate.

>>136029

yeah i did, was a solid 8/10


 No.136033>>136034

>>136032

It was probably worth it then.


 No.136034>>136035 >>136058

>>136033

lost my best friend over it tho he was apperently in love with her, never told me tho.


 No.136035>>136036

>>136034

Why was an 8/10 interested in a fatso like you to begin with?


 No.136036

>>136035

she was cumming out of a 5 year relation ship, but other then that idk man i was a virgin weeb too


 No.136037

>>136020

Yeah that's pretty poor form m8, I'd punch your daylights if you fucked me around like that.


 No.136038>>136039 >>136040

File (hide): c8ee3d5edca15b8⋯.png (292.74 KB, 557x715, 557:715, ba.png) (h) (u)

>>135979

You better back the fuck up, she's my mummy.

>>136025

>i lost alot of weight when some women convinced me to stop eating meat for like 5 months

>tfw only time you ever lost weight was for a girl and you haven't done it since


 No.136039>>136041 >>136042

>>136038

>You better back the fuck up, she's my mummy

It's alright, I'm an oldNEET.

I've probably already banged some of you guys mummybots.

Shit, I could even be half this threads real dad.


 No.136040>>136042

>>136038

i haven't gained it back yet, i try to stay healthy but its too fucking cold to go out side.Im bound to get fat again soon if i keep this up, i was trying to join army so was running ans stuff.


 No.136041>>136043

>>136039

You owe me fuckin child support, pay up i need a new phone


 No.136042>>136044

>>136039

My mum and dad have been together since they were like 17/21

>>136040

Just keep running then, don't put it back on no matter what.


 No.136043>>136045

>>136041

No chance kiddo.

And you're grounded for getting uppity.

Now mow mah fuckin' lawn.


 No.136044>>136047 >>136049

>>136042

its cold tho anon, i live in the mountans theres snow and shit, i was running in summer at night so i wouldnt have to interact with ppl, ill start again when winter ends. know any exersise i can do inside???


 No.136045>>136050

>>136043

Ill tell neet protection you molested me


 No.136047

>>136044

Fappings a good exercise, i fap and do jumping jacks


 No.136048>>136084

Another thing about being on this DIET is that I feel the cold more now. Being gorged with food kept my body warm.


 No.136049

>>136044

Look up body weight exercises and do them in your room or something.


 No.136050

>>136045

Lies, I only molested girlNEET


 No.136051>>136054

Super windy tonight neets. Maybe the local max building will get blown away


 No.136052>>136053

Just got some of this https://www.woolworths.com.au/Shop/ProductDetails/852937/jarrah-mint-drinking-chocolate-sachets

I'll tell you neets how it goes in a little bit.


 No.136053>>136056

>>136052

Keep us posted. A photo would be good too.


 No.136054>>136055 >>136063

>>136051

They'll just build it up again


 No.136055

>>136054

Max is an idea, it does not rely on a physical building and can't be killed.


 No.136056>>136059

>>136053

Dont have a camera sorry.

Anyway its really nice kind of like a liquid mint choctop from the cinemas and considering its 3:50 for a box of 10 i'd give it at least an 8.5-9/10


 No.136057>>136062

File (hide): 868116c8c4d84cc⋯.jpg (23.89 KB, 375x250, 3:2, cask.jpg) (h) (u)

Coon Coon.

Black Baboon.

Brutal, Worthless, Thieving Goon.


 No.136058

>>136034

can you describe her?


 No.136059>>136060

>>136056

I am glad you enjoyed it. Personally I dislike mint.


 No.136060>>136061

>>136059

They have other flavours but if you like mint or those chocmint choctops from the cinemas you'll enjoy it.


 No.136061>>136064

>>136060

The last time I had a choctop from the cinema would have been in the 90s.


 No.136062

>>136057

Coons should go back to drinking metho and leave goons good name alone


 No.136063

>>136054

All the wfd neets will be made to do it, like the jews in egypt


 No.136064>>136065

>>136061

I bet you were watching titanic and fapping during the nude scene


 No.136065>>136066

>>136064

I wasn't into fat girls.


 No.136066

>>136065

Was talking about the girl not the ship


 No.136067>>136068 >>136069 >>136070 >>136084

Dodged a fucking bullet tonight neets, was sitting in my car next to a park waiting for the next delivery job to come through, saw this blonde chick walkin up the road with two big bags crying and occasionally dropping them.

I turned my stereo down and tried to duck down so she wouldn't see me and when she got near me she started crying louder and dropped one of her bags near my car, i knew she wanted me to notice her so i stayed perfectly still.

She eventually picked her bag up and kept walking, i just know it was some roasty who got kicked out by her bf and wanted to try and fuck my shit up too


 No.136068>>136072

>>136067

rapeneet breaks character


 No.136069>>136072

>>136067

You could've just missed your chance with miss right there m8.

All in all though she was probably just a scrubber so you did the right thing.


 No.136070>>136071 >>136072

>>136067

Not very gentlemanly of you.


 No.136071

>>136070

>NEET

>gentleman

kek


 No.136072

>>136068

>>136069

>>136070

Nah she would have fucked up my whole night, and i dont really care about women's problems


 No.136073>>136074 >>136075 >>136077 >>136082

File (hide): a0aa66006ec8f9c⋯.gif (176.52 KB, 160x160, 1:1, 1.gif) (h) (u)

Give me something to do while I'm drinking, I've got no ideas.


 No.136074>>136076

>>136073

Drink every time someone posts


 No.136075>>136076

>>136073

Apologise to your parents for what you have put them through.


 No.136076

>>136074

I'll only have 6 shots by the time I go to bed then.

>>136075

n-no, it's their fault not mine.


 No.136077>>136081 >>136088

File (hide): c9e99f40a7cf229⋯.jpg (34.92 KB, 374x374, 1:1, reviewgal.jpg) (h) (u)

>>136073

I just listen to music on youtube and browse various boards when drunk. I love it. It's depressing when I'm sober


 No.136078>>136080

I have never enjoyed drinking. Am I doing something wrong?


 No.136080

>>136078

Maybe because mums yelling at you while your drunk


 No.136081>>136083

>>136077

>tfw no reviewbrah gf


 No.136082>>136088

>>136073

I used to go on omegle a lot while drunk because my anxiety was gone. You've got to avoid getting to "taking your dick out" drunk though


 No.136083

>>136081

It is what it is.


 No.136084>>136085

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>136048

once you start losing weight you'll be warmer with smugness at people like these

>>136067

dodged that trouble like jews dodge taxes

crying women are never worth it


 No.136085>>136087

>>136084

I may be obese but I am never delusional about it. I hate those "Fat acceptance" fatties.


 No.136086

>>135924

>his shambling NEET form reflected in one of the windows

Kek

>>135969

Praise Kek for online reporting

>>135973

The sort that molests/rapes her son when he's unconscious


 No.136087

>>136085

worst of all it's mostly women harping on about this fat positivity bullshit so fat men are still bottom of the rung in the end


 No.136088>>136089 >>136090 >>136091 >>136093 >>136100 >>136115

File (hide): b1346ca63d27c36⋯.png (239.14 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, crying boat.png) (h) (u)

>>136077

I used to be fine with just doing that, but I built up a routine of talking to someone every time I get drunk and they deleted me so I'm left longing for the same routine whenever I get drunk now.

>>136082

>You've got to avoid getting to "taking your dick out" drunk though

lel, I hit "taking your dick out drunk" every second time I drink and I usually end up whoring myself out for gay men in the obese guy threads on 4/soc/. I wake up wanting to kill myself after I do it, but it does feel really good having someone want you even if it's just a fetish.


 No.136089>>136094

File (hide): 66a84238950be01⋯.jpg (178.71 KB, 1083x720, 361:240, akari 68.jpg) (h) (u)

>>136088

I used to chat daily in particular board based video chatroom and loved chatting their drunk. I disgraced myself and never felt like I was apart of that community again.


 No.136090>>136094

File (hide): 29971d3525e203b⋯.png (435.42 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1482651056621.png) (h) (u)

>>136088

Are there gays into obese guys?


 No.136091>>136094 >>136115

>>136088

>lel, I hit "taking your dick out drunk" every second time I drink and I usually end up whoring myself out for gay men in the obese guy threads on 4/soc/. I wake up wanting to kill myself after I do it, but it does feel really good having someone want you even if it's just a fetish.

You're gay. Nothing wrong with that but you should at least admit it to yourself.

By the way, consider signing up on Chaturbate and broadcasting if you're into whoring yourself out. You can genuinely earn money even as a bigger guy if you do the right stuff.


 No.136093

File (hide): 0d26aabd23fd907⋯.jpg (93.97 KB, 785x662, 785:662, 1500441849066.jpg) (h) (u)

>>136088

> I usually end up whoring myself out for gay men in the obese guy threads on 4/soc/.


 No.136094

File (hide): adb8687081c2c4f⋯.png (134.12 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 923.png) (h) (u)

>>136089

> I disgraced myself and never felt like I was apart of that community again

That's a real feel. Only left a group I thought I was apart of a week ago because after I managed to work up the courage to play games with them while drunk and use voice chat for the first time, I was never invited to do anything with them again and they were all really distant.

>tfw lost both an individual and a group I thought I was decent friends with in the same week

<tfw the literal physical feelings of loneliness have come back for the first time consistently in a while

>>136090

The only people into obese dudes are gays and like 4 females across the world.

>>136091

I'm not gay, that's 100% confirmed. I've actively tried to turn myself gay, but it's impossible for me to find a male body attractive. I'd be completely fine with a cute tranny, but when the body/face is masculine I just cannot get turned on in any regard, I just don't care about genitals. I've also considered trying to become a camwhore before, but I scouted the market and found that even 9/10 megaChad's and twinks make cents per hour. It's just not worth it. That was just on normie sites like chaturbate though, I haven't seen the potential for a camwhore on fat fetish engrossed site like Feabie before though.


 No.136095>>136096 >>136097

Having one of those moccona sachet cappuccinos. Pretty good with two sugars and a dash of milk.


 No.136096>>136098

>>136095

The sachet already has sugar doesn't it? Strewth.


 No.136097

>>136095

I'm sure anything tastes pretty good if you drown it in sugar


 No.136098>>136099

>>136096

only like ten grams.

it fits my macros alright


 No.136099>>136101

>>136098

10g is still a lot for one serving if you're on keto


 No.136100>>136102 >>136106 >>136108

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>136088

Cease your degeneracy


 No.136101>>136103

>>136099

>meme diet

Would only do it if I had extreme lack of self control or I was insulin resistant. Doesn't really have any advantages besides satiation for some people.


 No.136102

File (hide): 7789c75e0ae6afe⋯.png (423.44 KB, 697x631, 697:631, fuk u.png) (h) (u)

>>136100

Cease your shit motherfucker.


 No.136103

>>136101

fair point


 No.136104>>136105 >>136107

>tfw too depressed to clean the kitchen


 No.136105

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>>136104

Maybe not clean tonight, but as an alcohol cleaning brings me great pleasure. Existing within a clean environment is a good thing. Learn to clean your space and become happier, even if it's a little.

For example, for me, last weekend I cleaned to window roller bay things, I only cleaned half because cleaning the other half meant blowing the dust into my room, but just knowing it was cleaner meant a world of difference to me. I'm cleaning my window and the other half of my roller bay, plus washing my sheets and wiping my desk/computer/monitors down this weekend. Do the same or else you're more pathetic than a NEET who hasn't had a friend in 4 years you sad cunt.


 No.136106

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 No.136107

>>136104

You'll feel better afterwards

Not that I can talk. I just spent ages organizing my computer folders instead of doing actual organizing


 No.136108

>>136100

This is the first time here I've seen a degeneracy comment I agree with 100%


 No.136109

I just did a poo


 No.136110>>136111

>you and your mum ran into an old family friend at the shops today

>she was a drug fiend that would fuck anyone for pills that would put her to sleep

>tfw both her daughters were hot as all hell and even her she is hot for a 55 year old drug addict

Should I contact her to find out if she needs shit done around the house? She told my mum today that she was the only one home as daughter 1 moved out and daughter 2 was sharing an apartment in the city. I honestly think I could fuck the shit out of her by then end of next month. All it would take is some alcohol and she'd break out the hard drugs on her own.


 No.136111>>136112

>>136110

Just hire a hooker if you're that desperate


 No.136112>>136113

>>136111

I'm not even desperate, it's just the first time something like this has arisen for me and I'm not sure if I should shoot for it or not.


 No.136113

>>136112

Might as well, just don't get aids


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>>136088

>>136091

>nothing wrong with that

All faggots must die.

>>135557

>>135565

>>135563

>>135592

Smoking weed is a good way to lose the most important years of your life. Degenerates.


 No.136119>>136121

>>136115

>Smoking weed is a good way to lose the most important years of your life. Degenerates.

I'm 30, it's already all over for me, might as well have fun during the long decline.


 No.136121>>136122

>>136119

You could easily live for another 60 years


 No.136122

>>136121

Yeah, that's the long decline.


 No.136123

If you have the opportunity to fuck a thicc MILF, grab it with all you've got IMO.


 No.136124>>136126

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Another day on planet earth cunts

someone make a new bread


 No.136126

>>136124

Make your own bread ya lazy fucker


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 No.136148

>>136115

I need to deal with the stress of being unemployed.




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