/aus/ - Australia★

>>128664 (OP)

>IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS NOTHING

>also some boongs so yeah basically nothing

>some white men landed on the west coast and started eating each other

>a bit later on, white men (and women) landed on the east coast and had a mass orgy

>GOLD

>GOLD

>GOLD

>GOLD

>GOLD

>with government tax of coursed

> the emu war ended bitterly, with the honour of the nation at stake, we sent word to britain and did some "above ground nuclear weapons testing" on our own soil…

> A few hundred smaller scale tests were conducted at both Emu Creek and Maralinga between 1953 and 1963.[3]

>suddenly asians

what are some actually good aus/pol/ and aus /his/ books?

not written by marxist (((academics)))

>>129276

nothing because the only ones that give a shit about boongs are commies

the rest ignore them because they're pommy cucks who don't like the idea of genocide

>>129253

>it was fine when the Italians came along

>>129276

Leviathan by John Birmingham. It's about Sydney, but for the first ~100 years that was pretty-much the whole country anyway. Does a good redpill on how the Government/Police/Underworld/etc. have always operated--and continue too. (The Baird gov did the same things as the wholly-corrupt 1970s Askin gov, for starters…)

>once upon a time there was a man named john

>he was a massive poofter cunt who shat up the board with his gayness

>and thus, BO banned him, and /aus/ was free of his terror

>1768

>be Captain James Cook

>Admiralty comes to me bitching cos William Pitt (the elder) is bitching at them cos King George III is bitching at him every day

>England's full to bursting with filthy uneducated miscreants stealing loaves of bread to feed their misbegotten broods

>gaols are so full of the fuckers we've started modding old navy vessels into prison ships to incarcerate them

>Admiralty orders me to find "Terra Australis Incognito", a supposed mythical southern continent

>tell them it sounds like bullshit

>"the Dutch have seen it!" they cry

>most likely a prank by those wooden shoe wearing windmill loving weirdos

>on the other hand I get to leave this crowded stinking rock

>set sail on 26th of August with 94 men including some faggot botanist

>tallyho.jpg

>>129907

That's Arthur Phillip, not James Cook.

>black cunts hunt and kill shit 100 thousand years

>never evolve properly and keep doing that shit

>top blokes show up on the shore and claim it in the name of the queen

>oi u white dogs get off my land

>no

>criminals build a country which results in everything being a shitpost

And so Australia was born

>>129940

A product of our modern education system everyone

>>129907

>Cook went looking for a prisoner dump

Yahwhatnow

Cook was just wandering around looking at stars when *bump*, oh, look at that, land, blackfellas, funny-lookin animals, well, okay, back in the boat, I'm sure this'll be interesting to someone

Took another 17 years before they thought, "Now where can we dump miscreants now that America aint an option?"

>Britain loses american penal colony over some tax dispute

>dumps 8ch on terra nullus

>sweep blackfellas off the porch when they come with a title document and rental demand

>governors sell all the land to themselves or their mates. become wealthy sheep dippers

>London doesn't give a fuck

>gold. every bastard comes. only one who makes money sells the shovels

>government says pay moar rent. miners say gtfo. punches thrown.

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