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 No.122768>>122791 >>122847 >>122945 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

OLD: >>121943

I have never seen one person get so angry at such a small thing. Perhaps they need to learn that memes exist for a reason, and they are the will of the community. Restricting the community and memes is counter-intuitive to discussion and culture propagation. "Lacking independent thought" - is just a idiots superficial observation, as the memes fit the individuals feelings perfectly, and it manifests itself as the product and choice of independent thought.

Enough about that autist though, tomorrow I am buying a kebab.

 No.122770>>122771 >>122772

File (hide): f18b3a9c72d4a13⋯.jpg (364.91 KB, 750x725, 30:29, pepe in rug2.jpg) (h) (u)

Just slipped under the cover boys


 No.122771>>122794

>>122770

Time for comfy bed wank


 No.122772

>>122770

Its a great feel - even better when its the first time since putting fresh sheets on.


 No.122773>>122774 >>122775

I don't really have anything to say, just wanted to post in the new thread


 No.122774

>>122773

>1 good boy point has been deposited in your account


 No.122775

>>122773

New thread always makes me feel accomplished I made something.


 No.122777

Feeling tired NEETs


 No.122778>>122779

Anyone still up?


 No.122779>>122781

>>122778

Me, gotta go to wfd at 9am


 No.122781>>122783

>>122779

When are you getting a cert and ending your suffering?


 No.122782>>122787 >>122789 >>122792

I am no longer NEET. I'm still on autism (re: depression and anxiety) bux but I'm at TAFE now so I can get some casual work in an office doing business admin shit before AI takes over and takes even that small possibility away from me.

I can never, ever go back to retail.

Wish me luck.


 No.122783

>>122781

When I have the balls to lie to a pjaeet doctor, not really. There's chicks there and some guys I knew from back in the day so why not waste my time there


 No.122787>>122810

>>122782

Good luck neet, do you get working credit?


 No.122789>>122810

>>122782

you're gonna make it brah


 No.122791>>122885

>>122768 (OP)

What kind of kebab? I like lamb with garlic sauce and all the trimmings


 No.122792>>122810

>>122782

Good luck m8, hope it works out good for ya


 No.122794>>122796 >>122814

File (hide): cb5b9caccb9bec6⋯.gif (2.11 MB, 380x285, 4:3, 1438146472519.gif) (h) (u)

Good morning neets

>>122771

One day I was really stoned, wanking in my bed late at night in my parents house at 24 years of age, unemployed, probably on a Tuesday, and I realized that I don't even put effort into fapping anymore. I lay down on my back, rest my upper arm on the mattress and my forearm on my torso, and jiggle my hand up and down for five minutes. It's not a very passionate experience.

Fuck man. I've felt so bad since then and I want to improve my situation but I can't do anything without money and it's a fucking fact that I can't get a job. I can honestly say that I've given it my best effort.

Maybe I just need to stop stressing about something I can't change, do something that I can change (finish my degree) and take this as a life lesson: sometimes shit just doesn't go the way you want it to go.


 No.122795

>>122701

>Police reports of what? And have you checked if there are any salacious vids or pics on the phone? If so please share

Burglary, her kid doing damage to prive property, etc all boring shit tbh.

No videos or anything worth posting.


 No.122796

>>122794

morning


 No.122798>>122799 >>122803

File (hide): 38697a7fe7aa00c⋯.jpg (8.09 KB, 249x249, 1:1, 1440704549077s.jpg) (h) (u)

Just reported and completed my job search.


 No.122799>>122802

>>122798

That must feel good, if I got the dole I'd be celebrating in your position. What's the plan for the day?


 No.122800>>122802

File (hide): e18748f65214341⋯.jpg (437.49 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20170420104253_1.jpg) (h) (u)

Pretty comfy truck to drive


 No.122802>>122804 >>122832 >>122843

File (hide): d615b2668ccc48b⋯.jpg (712.42 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, Blood_gulch.jpg) (h) (u)

>>122799

Not a whole lot today. Just going to finish reading the rape of nanking and browse the web, might go for a walk later considering how nice the weather is. Get paid tommorow so going to get a haircut and treat myself to a burger or maybe some sushi.

Whats on your agenda today?

>>122800

Wish truck driving was as comfy as in sims. In reality its extreme loneliness, sleep deprivation and pissing in bottles.

Bit like neet life I suppose.


 No.122803

>>122798

>Just reported and completed my job search.

I do mine late then blame the medication on forgetfulness.


 No.122804>>122806 >>122820

>>122802

It really is nice mild yet sunny weather lately and seemingly for the next few days, perfect NEET walk weather.

Nothing much for me, I need a NEETcut soon too though so might get that knocked over this afternoon. Where do you guys go to find someone who doesn't speak to you 24/7 during it?


 No.122806>>122811 >>122815 >>122832

File (hide): 0c4b1e98c2c8ea5⋯.webm (2.72 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, clarence_kennedy.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>122804

>Where do you guys go to find someone who doesn't speak to you 24/7 during it

I go to this chink joint called salon express. You put 10 dollars in a machine then get a ticket and wait until your numbers called. None of the chinks who have cut my hair tried to make any conversation besides what kind of cut I wanted.


 No.122807

>had to install chinky freeware proprietary software to get my ipod working

feelsbadman.jpg


 No.122810

>>122787

Yes, when I start working I will get to keep my pension until I've proven I can work full time and support myself. In the meantime any money I earn after a certain point gets deducted from my centrelink.

>>122789

>>122792

Thanks for the encouragement guys. I might even find some delicious office lady christmas cake if I get some work!


 No.122811

>>122806

I pay 28 bucks for a haircut, getting ripped off


 No.122814

>>122794

Morning m8

I know that feel when it all gets a bit pointless.

I try and make myself do stuff then, chores and shit.

Sometimes it actually works, makes me feel I've done something and I feel a bit better.


 No.122815>>122818 >>122819

File (hide): 9dd73fccaa787bc⋯.png (6.53 KB, 249x144, 83:48, 1.png) (h) (u)

>>122806

he pins

>big fuck


 No.122816

File (hide): 1c594226aaa3d66⋯.png (81.09 KB, 620x992, 5:8, O83kTzf.png) (h) (u)

TFW

NO

GF

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.122817

>not calling it the weed number day edition


 No.122818

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File (hide): a85d56bd980472a⋯.png (5.78 KB, 271x153, 271:153, rude.png) (h) (u)

>>122815

Kek

These are the best ones I've got


 No.122819

File (hide): 7f21ebc6716d1ca⋯.webm (1.05 MB, 720x720, 1:1, Ilya Ilyin 246kg C&J Worl….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>122815

Excuse me?

He is a vegan so maybe he pins b12 but that is it.

He is definitely natty.


 No.122820>>122821 >>122822 >>122826 >>122831

>>122804

Just cut your own hair its cheaper and and easier.


 No.122821

>>122820

Get mummy to do it


 No.122822

>>122820

Just let it grow into a glorious neet mane


 No.122826>>122831

>>122820

This, just get some electric clippers and shave your head.


 No.122829

They're moving the wfd place today, get next week off


 No.122831>>122837

>>122826

>>122820

>not loving the feeling of getting your hair cut


 No.122832>>122840

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>122806

My last haircut was p bad, there was foreign music playing(embed related).

The entire store you could hear everyone speaking Arabic, it was like I was in a live leak video.

I paid 20 dollars, got an uneven spot on the front that I ended up having to trim myself.

>>122802

Cheesecake is that you? How'd the meal with Mummybot go?

I got a bit of reading done too, although it was light, some manga that I had bought a while ago and never read and I was reading a bit more of Guerilla Mindset, glad I didn't pay for it cause tbh the book's kinda basic normie advice.

I was going out a bit more, in the morning I walked around for 20-30 mins and listened to Aphex Twin.

Otherwise I've been practicing Mario 64 runs, I'm starting off with 16 star runs. It's kind of amazing how much autism power is used for finding glitches for speedruns.


 No.122837

File (hide): ae24cc52dc3dc4e⋯.jpg (205.63 KB, 585x393, 195:131, 6PR5at9kRPBVjGbO3PV33SZ5ni….jpg) (h) (u)

>>122831

>not knowing the feeling of a cleanly shaven head

>not knowing the feeling of lots of blood dripping from your head

Also, someone just showed me this.

It's a Hitler painting, he was pretty good.


 No.122840>>122843

>>122832

>Cheesecake is that you? How'd the meal with Mummybot go?

No. I never got around to having it due to a few arguments. I thought things got better with her but they didn't.


 No.122843>>122845

>>122840 This is

>>122802 - that post isn't me

Fuck we need ID's


 No.122845>>122848

>>122843

id's are cancer


 No.122847>>122885

File (hide): 6cf8438cea90aa9⋯.jpg (94.16 KB, 592x332, 148:83, KFC.jpg) (h) (u)

>>122768 (OP)

How was the kebab? I ended up with KFC's new tobasco sauce-marinated chicken. The meal was only $5 too, the tobasco chicken was kinda spicy but not any more or less than their wicked wings.


 No.122848

>>122845

This tbh, i don't want to have any level of responsibility for the dumb shit i post


 No.122852>>122854

Wanted to eat some chocolate but there's 80 grams of sugar in it


 No.122853>>122856 >>122859 >>122862

You neets should feel shame for taking that bait from last thread


 No.122854

File (hide): da8507d908210ad⋯.webm (2.87 MB, 1814x1020, 907:510, cocky nigger.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>122852

sugar is a metabolic bully. Its hard to avoid since they sneak into just about anything packaged or processed.


 No.122856

>>122853

If he comes back I'm telling my mum


 No.122859

>>122853

Ah, right.

You were only pretending to be retarded ?


 No.122861>>122863 >>122864 >>122871 >>122890

It's so hard to make friends as a neet

>all the ausneets from perth I got to know on discord are too paranoid to meet up

>no meetup groups for my interests

>no one responded to my craigslist ad

>BTFO on okcupid

>BTFO on tinder


 No.122862

>>122853

Your bait was shit mate


 No.122863

>>122861

That's because there is a 75% chance you're a cop, a degenerate, or an undercover mummybot


 No.122864>>122868

>>122861

Chances are we've all seen each other a MAX before


 No.122865>>122866

File (hide): f2d370c37bd07db⋯.webm (5.22 MB, 640x360, 16:9, GnP.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

It's 4/20 and it's nearly 4:20.


 No.122866>>122921

File (hide): bc3d6e41be10665⋯.jpg (67.13 KB, 434x700, 31:50, hero.jpg) (h) (u)

>>122865

Happy birthday, Hitler


 No.122867

Had to do a really big poo when I got home today, had to wipe my ass a hundred times it was so messy


 No.122868

>>122864

So all he needs to do is ask all the awkward looking white males if they post on 8chan and then try to befriend the ones who get sweaty and try to avoid you


 No.122871>>122873 >>122874 >>122878 >>122890

>>122861

I'm p sure most normal people don't want to be attached to porn, /pol/ and the drug use that these generals have had, also the pedo poster we have in this thread.

Even under a pseudonym, I'm sure one of you guys could have a hidden button camera and record this supposed meetup that were to occur. What would we even talk about? It would be depressing and quite frankly boring.

I remember one of you guys taking creep shots, at a bakery and inside a supermarket.


 No.122873

>>122871

We could play roshambo or piss on eachother and the neet most covered in piss has to buy the goonbag


 No.122874>>122878

>>122871

Yeah i wouldn't even want anybody knowing that ive posted on 4chan, let alone the chan that is basically 4chan with more pedos


 No.122875>>122876

Jesus fuck, it's almost been a year since I accidentally got a job.


 No.122876>>122877

>>122875

Wagecucking just drains the life away


 No.122877

>>122876

The money's nice. Shame I need to trade a third of my life to enjoy the other third though.


 No.122878>>122884 >>122890 >>122898

>>122874

>>122871

Aren't you guys NEET losers?

What non existent irl social circle are you so worried about meeting someone from an imageboard tainting?

It would be easier to admit you don't have the self confidence or social skills to talk to a stranger rather than these mental gymnastics.


 No.122884

>>122878

On the internet I'm a god


 No.122885>>122887 >>122894 >>122977

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>>122847

>>122791

Instead I got a snack box from my local kebab shop. Hot, seasoned doner meat, on a bed of seasoned chips, topped off with chili and garlic sauce, with a egg. Also got a "Lime spider" drink, all for $14.50.

Tasted brilliant and I enjoyed the drink, even though I don't like soft drinks much. Lime and vanilla flavor.


 No.122887>>123228

>>122885

Abdul probably had a wank in it


 No.122889>>122891 >>123005

Greetings, it is I, the magnificent beacon of enlightenment and enemy of fr*gposters and all other degenerates! I have returned!


 No.122890>>122894 >>122896

>>122861

Are you on the WA channel of that discord?

>>122871

>>122878

I would be open to meeting up with people provided we don't use our real names, and no one brings cameras. Perth NEET here.


 No.122891>>122895 >>122907

File (hide): a02156163e36ea6⋯.png (66.61 KB, 616x596, 154:149, pepfuck you.png) (h) (u)

>>122889

>>122889

Avatar fagging with anigays is far worse than frog posting.


 No.122892

My head-phones are broken and now I cannot listen to music or watch anything. I have had enough and will buy some tomorrow.


 No.122894>>122902 >>122924

File (hide): cb3d5f90dc14bec⋯.jpg (45.49 KB, 600x580, 30:29, 009az3_31.jpg) (h) (u)

>>122885

You know they slit the throat and bleed the cow to death without electrocuting them for that meat right? Inhumane treatment.

>>122890

There isn't a WA channel.

Me & CheesecakeNEET have no intention to meetup. You might get NEET King but even then I doubt he would do that.


 No.122895

File (hide): f328a6d3973f912⋯.png (354.98 KB, 600x600, 1:1, Sakuya 004.png) (h) (u)

>>122891

The anime universe is as vast, deep and full of life as the sea of Japan, that of the frog poster is as small, lifeless and salty as Garabogazköl.


 No.122896>>122917

>>122890

>Are you on the WA channel of that discord?

Nah I'm not in the discord for this general. I'm in several r9k aus discords which have almost 10 WA neets between them. I should have clarified.

What are you doing this weekend? I would be keen to meet where ever, I got paid last night so I can shout ya if you are broke.


 No.122898

>>122878

I may be a loser but I'm also a paranoid loser


 No.122900>>122901

Doing some stinky mean farts right now


 No.122901

>>122900

Quality use of a post there neet


 No.122902>>122904

>>122894

>You know they slit the throat and bleed the cow to death without electrocuting them for that meat right?

it's just how they do things in the middle east

>catch a cow, slit its throat

>catch an enemy, slit its throat

>catch your wife with another man, slit its throat

>catch a fag, throw it off a roof


 No.122904>>122908

>>122902

>catch a goat, fuck it to death and sell the meat to the next village


 No.122905>>122906

Mummies away till monday, gonna be a bad boy


 No.122906>>122914

>>122905

Wank with the door open


 No.122907>>122910

File (hide): ca525059053e2ae⋯.png (383.45 KB, 704x1070, 352:535, 1444982274407.png) (h) (u)

>>122891

>anigays

Oh shit, we've got a goon in our midst.


 No.122908>>122909 >>122911

>>122904

question is, does whatever that gets left inside count as stuffing or a brine?


 No.122909

>>122908

I think it's called cum


 No.122910>>122912

>>122907

this is a neet general m8

i'm sure there is a lot of goon around


 No.122911

>>122908

Just never buy goat with mayonnaise from an arab m8


 No.122912>>122916

>>122910

Isn't that what the natives drink?


 No.122913>>122915 >>122917 >>122977

Tonights dinner

Beef Ravioli, with tomato and garlic sauce, mixed herbs added and melted tasty cheese.

Pepsi Max with Vanilla

It's been a while since I've had the ravioli its a perfect NEET food. Gonna be even better eating it in Winter.


 No.122914

>>122906

I already did that 4 times today, walking around the house drinking milk out of the carton in my underpants


 No.122915

>>122913

I'm eating a mouldy sandwich I found in a bin


 No.122916

>>122912

nah they drink petrol which looks a bit like red goon

difference is one is made with grapes and the other made by arabs


 No.122917>>122918 >>122919 >>122920 >>122924

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>>122913

>>122896

Don't alert either 4ch or 8ch /r9k/ to /aus/, seriously I don't want that crowd ruining the NEET threads. It's bad enough when Reddit came into /aus/ around the election.


 No.122918

>>122917

>when Reddit came into /aus/ around the election

God that was fucked.


 No.122919

>>122917

looks pretty good but that is a lot of ice for a drink


 No.122920

File (hide): ee4aba3bc1b80ca⋯.gif (815.86 KB, 480x320, 3:2, ee4.gif) (h) (u)

>>122917

What's wrong with 4chan?


 No.122921>>122923 >>122925

File (hide): 4dd5e052982a818⋯.jpg (120.11 KB, 349x500, 349:500, dMiSn00.jpg) (h) (u)

>>122866

1 hr left

Well doubt anyone here smoked any weed today, if you did good on you but I haven't had any in a while.


 No.122922

File (hide): 069a5a7d958b079⋯.jpg (18.93 KB, 371x396, 371:396, images (2).jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw acid reflux


 No.122923

>>122921

It's for degenerates.


 No.122924>>122926

>>122894

>You know they slit the throat and bleed the cow to death without electrocuting them for that meat right? Inhumane treatment.

I asked the guy there if it was halal and apparently it wasn't. He didn't look like a Muslim.

>>122917

What is next to the ravioli? Are they dumplings?


 No.122925

>>122921

I should've been smoking.

Was meant to get a half oz yesterday but It's not till tomorrow now.

I have failed uncle Adolf.


 No.122926

>>122924

Nevermind, that ice looks weird though.


 No.122927>>122935

Anyone still awake?


 No.122928>>122929 >>122933 >>122934 >>122935

Has anyone else noticed that if you need to take a piss, but then lie down, the feeling goes away?


 No.122929

>>122928

think it's the opposite for me tbh


 No.122933

>>122928

Is that your way of admitting you piss the bed m8 ?


 No.122934

>>122928

I lie down and piss in the bed, then yell at mummy to clean it up and give me a bath


 No.122935>>122977

>>122927

just woke up and had brekkie

three pies and two energy drinks

>>122928

it's like a goon sack m8, liquids and even distribution make it easy work to hold in


 No.122936>>122939 >>122940

File (hide): e1c46a370e147e5⋯.jpg (21.16 KB, 640x360, 16:9, brendan in space.jpg) (h) (u)

Another day on planet earth

morning


 No.122937>>122939

Should I treat myself and get drunk tonight?


 No.122939

>>122936

morning

>>122937

why not?


 No.122940>>122941 >>122942

>>122936

trying to figure out if the place i want to jump from is high enough


 No.122941>>122949

>>122940

It's probably not, stay inside and shitpost instead


 No.122942>>122943 >>122960

>>122940

If you are thinking that then it's not. I wouldn't want to risk surviving and becoming a paraplegic.


 No.122943>>122944 >>122960

>>122942

but being a vegetable means you don't have to do wfd


 No.122944

>>122943

but that means tracey grimshaw wins


 No.122945>>122947

File (hide): 262f0280b497c38⋯.jpg (35.95 KB, 400x400, 1:1, pepe aqua fresh.jpg) (h) (u)

>>122768 (OP)

Gonna send mummy a birthday card today.


 No.122947

>>122945

I know it's probably not the case but I can't help picturing you "sending" it by sliding it under your bedroom door


 No.122948>>122954 >>122955 >>122956 >>122977

File (hide): d7652fc78306209⋯.jpg (72.11 KB, 811x608, 811:608, 1450970211427.jpg) (h) (u)

Always feel the most depressed in the half an hour or so after I have my strong morning coffee.

Coincidence?


 No.122949>>122950 >>122951 >>122953

>>122941

chans are fucking dead

last time i had fun was the 2014 world cup on halfchan /sp/


 No.122950

File (hide): 59815b8663f5445⋯.png (152.16 KB, 320x294, 160:147, just its over.png) (h) (u)

>>122949

>mfw THAT spammer during the worldcup


 No.122951

>>122949

To be honest no matter how you view it in retrospect the last few months of pol before trump got elected were very fun.


 No.122953

>>122949

>tfw the fatcunt mods banned me for the 7-1 game


 No.122954

>>122948

Coffee always makes me happier.


 No.122955

>>122948

Probably becase the daily routine reminds you how repetitve your life is


 No.122956

File (hide): 7b0d8801c2a7d0e⋯.jpg (136.35 KB, 746x982, 373:491, born to feel.jpg) (h) (u)

>>122948

No, because after drinking it you feel productive and wonder why you haven't been doing anything in life only to remember how you're a failure and you have nothing going for you.


 No.122957>>122960 >>122961

>have a dream that i have a goon bag

>wake up and realize i don't

Another day another disappointment


 No.122958>>122959

File (hide): 6fa4e8ac3294d4d⋯.jpg (88.03 KB, 1648x926, 824:463, hikage opens can.jpg) (h) (u)

Did a neet shop and got a haircut. Inghams tendies are on special at coles btw boys.

Get this job services appointment out of the way this afternoon and then I can relax. Always feel unreasonably anxious prior.


 No.122959

>>122958

IKTF. When I had to slog it out there it made my anxiety levels skyrocket.


 No.122960

>>122957

A date with the Dan can fix that m80.

>>122942

>>122943

Would get dspbux then m8


 No.122961>>122962

>>122957

I like the dreams where your married to the goon bag and have goon bag children


 No.122962>>122963 >>122964

>>122961

Are baby goon bags just bottles of wine?


 No.122963>>122964 >>122970

File (hide): d36384c6487fb59⋯.jpg (38.96 KB, 550x412, 275:206, wine-in-a-juice-box-with.jpg) (h) (u)


 No.122964

>>122962

>>122963

They'e 2 litre casks


 No.122968>>122969

I woke up and my blanket feels sweaty. Need winter pls


 No.122969>>122971

>>122968

Need AC


 No.122970

>>122963

Fella's just got a fat baby, baby didn't choose that life


 No.122971

>>122969

Yeah that would be good, but you might get too cold then.


 No.122972>>122973 >>122974 >>122975 >>122996

File (hide): 9bab46df6a99307⋯.png (677.92 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, 1492650601763.png) (h) (u)

why are australians so dumb


 No.122973

>>122972

Drug use and underage drinking.


 No.122974

>>122972

Because of big benis of course


 No.122975


 No.122976>>122980 >>122984

File (hide): 27174fa0779e1c0⋯.jpg (71.67 KB, 420x420, 1:1, 1485776280183.jpg) (h) (u)

Pepime is the future of neet memes


 No.122977>>122978 >>122993 >>123035 >>123069

>>122885

Looks nasty tbqh. Do you literally have to ask for a 'halal snack pack'?

>>122913

Another can of Heinz?

>>122935

What sort of messed-up excuse for a breakfast is that?

>>122948

You're simply experiencing the withdrawal symptoms of caffeine addiction


 No.122978

>>122977

>withdrawal symptoms of caffeine addiction

Right after drinking coffee?


 No.122979>>122981 >>122985

File (hide): 8027a095a0d4c4d⋯.jpg (14.38 KB, 268x188, 67:47, who.jpg) (h) (u)

Had a zinger box upgraded to large, vomited as soon as I got home. Maybe the chicken was undercooked?

Drinking now.


 No.122980>>122982 >>122983

>>122976

Explain this meme this instant!


 No.122981

>>122979

I remember back in high school when I did landscaping we mowed the lawns and trimmed trees at a WA salvage, then it burned down. I always wondered if Luigi was Tony from spudsheds brother


 No.122982>>122984

File (hide): b36f54a60e8e60c⋯.png (7.36 KB, 420x420, 1:1, easter.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 3da7c5e191b0392⋯.jpg (32.03 KB, 480x480, 1:1, nico.jpg) (h) (u)

>>122980

it's 'easter?' pepe as nico from love live


 No.122983

File (hide): 43e490d6ed52d7c⋯.jpg (185.19 KB, 1125x1084, 1125:1084, 1490178864359.jpg) (h) (u)


 No.122984>>122986 >>122991 >>122994

>>122982

>>122976

A combination of two of the worst things in the world, frogposting and id*l anime, truly this is as disgusting as it can get.


 No.122985

>>122979

Best to line your stomach with alcohol before eating any fast-food


 No.122986>>122987 >>122988

>>122984

idolshit is best genre mate


 No.122987>>122989 >>122994 >>122997

>>122986

You can't even start your sentences with capitals, you are clearly too stupid to know any better I suppose.


 No.122988

>>122986

second best

cgdct SOL is the GOAT


 No.122989

>>122987

>using proper capitals on a chan

autist


 No.122990>>122992 >>122995

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

See any of your parents here?


 No.122991

>>122984

I hate anime but I love frogs sexually


 No.122992

>>122990

my mummybot was already in her 20s then


 No.122993>>123016

>>122977

>What sort of messed-up excuse for a breakfast is that?

cheat day, normally it's an avocado and some twiggies

trying to eat my way through 3 potato and gravies frrom kfc and 250g doritos but i think i underestimated how much food that is


 No.122994>>123002

File (hide): d050cf81a512f41⋯.jpg (49.07 KB, 500x375, 4:3, essemmyougee.jpg) (h) (u)


 No.122995>>122999

>>122990

My parents were young professionals and owned their own home in 86. Only got myself to blame for being a dole mole loser.

Perth CBD hasn't changed a bit. Beacon attracting the most dero and destitute.


 No.122996

>>122972

Because we work so hard at it cuntface


 No.122997>>123002 >>123005

>>122987

I thought you fucked off and weren't coming back Mr Nofun interleckshul better than the rest of us neet


 No.122998>>123000 >>123001 >>123016

File (hide): 25997f2b8aee247⋯.jpg (40.96 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, just fly.jpg) (h) (u)

bit over two months until I will be obligated to do wftd.

It's either get a med cert or suicide.


 No.122999

>>122995

Only thing that's changed since then is more brown people


 No.123000

>>122998

you could always go to jail


 No.123001>>123003 >>123022

>>122998

You'll be hanging out with me, I get next week off wfd because the rent for the building was too high and they wanna move somewhere cheaper


 No.123002>>123037 >>123081

File (hide): 474c0c9033435e1⋯.gif (143.62 KB, 193x193, 1:1, 1455241556391.gif) (h) (u)

>>122997

I did leave, and then I returned but then this is a new thread so I did leave the other thread and never went back.

>>122994

Of course an id*l anime fan would also be a fr*gposter, why am I even surprised….


 No.123003>>123012 >>123038

File (hide): eb138f6f96c9f8e⋯.jpg (95.43 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, brendan at subway.jpg) (h) (u)

>>123001

I'm south of the river so i doubt it. I don't know anything about how it works. Asked my case manager about it today and she picked up her phone mid conversation before telling me I could go.


 No.123004>>123006 >>123010

File (hide): 1c6feb304ce17b3⋯.jpg (123.88 KB, 580x370, 58:37, sevenseasarisu.jpg) (h) (u)

Should I buy it lads?


 No.123005

>>122997

Also, I came back yesterday. >>122889


 No.123006>>123007 >>123010

>>123004

Just read it online. Don't know how you could justify buying physical media on the dole.


 No.123007>>123008 >>123009

>>123006

Most people here buy alcohol, some even drugs


 No.123008>>123010 >>123039

>>123007

Booze and drugs are mandatory for true NeetHood


 No.123009

>>123007

not sure what point I was trying to make

just buying mangas going to eat into your budget for food,booze and drugs.

If it worth it to you then thats fine.


 No.123010>>123011 >>123030 >>123041 >>123069

>>123004

I wouldn't but it's up to you really.

>>123006

Why not? You can end up with a fair amount of expendable income if you are on the dole and living with your mum.

>>123008

True degeneracy you mean.


 No.123011>>123013

>>123010

I hate to break it to you mate but being a dole bludger means you're a degenerate too, might as well embrace it


 No.123012>>123014

>>123003

South of the river? prepare to be crammed in a room full of the lowest of life that rockingham has to offer


 No.123013

>>123011

I am in the situation I am in because of poor luck and the way the world and society is in these modern times. There is not really a place for people such as I.

I guess it still could be seen as such but even so, even if I am degenerate I still have the dignity and humanity to prevent myself from falling any further.


 No.123014>>123015 >>123017

>>123012

I'm not that far south lol. What is the morley wftd crowd like?


 No.123015

>>123014

lot of gay sex going on. no joke. weird place.


 No.123016>>123018 >>123019 >>123023

>>122993

I see, how did you end up with 3 x potato and gravies? Did you just buy them alone or with meals?

I just had toast for dinner, when you're depressed you don't have much of an appetite

>>122998

Same, just relieved that I'll only have to do 15 hours as I'm over 30, and I'll probably give it a go too (for at least a day as I'm incredibly lonely). I have been leaving the house quite regularly though and have walked past this one boganish chick several times as well as today which prompted her to say "I see you all the time" or something along those lines. I may have an opportunity here for something far greater than could be found on Pornhub.


 No.123017

>>123014

Morley might as well be rockingham or balga, I only do it near joondalup ways


 No.123018>>123020 >>123025

>>123016

Don't go near bogan bitches, it will be like having an evil mummy bot you can fuck


 No.123019

>>123016

Take a chance and approach her next time. I have a mental catalog of missed chances where interest was a lot clearer then that.


 No.123020

>>123018

implying that sounds like a bad thing


 No.123022>>123024 >>123033

>>123001

You'd better start making those profits for Mr Goldstein or you'll get the sack m80, don't be believing any of that 'not-for-profit' b.s. either. I guarantee you someone's making money off of those bikes.


 No.123023>>123027

>>123016

bought them by themselves since i was looking for something to go with these chips


 No.123024>>123027

>>123022

No, only people making a profit out of that place are the ones who own the organisation scamming money out of the gov, rumour has it they get $3500 for every bludger sent there


 No.123025>>123026 >>123032

>>123018

When she first spoke to me a few weeks ago I initially thought she was about 16 but I noticed a tattoo on her the other day so I'm now assuming/hoping that she's at least 18. Don't wanna end up on a certain registry…

>>123018

Yeah I plan on it. Today I passed her as I was leaving so just smiled. I haven't talked to a grill that wasn't a cashier in about 5 years though. Just imagine 100 cans of Heinz spaghetti being opened at once…


 No.123026

>>123025

Minors can get tattoos. Trashy bogan ones definitely have parents who would consent too


 No.123027>>123028

>>123023

That is such a weird combination tbqh, I'd have rather 3 bowls of freshly-made qaucomole but you said today's a cheat day so I'm guessing you woke up with a plan of eating anything that comes to mind?

>>123024

I know all about MAX


 No.123028>>123029

>>123027

>I'm guessing you woke up with a plan of eating anything that comes to mind?

i try to keep things fresh

thought it would be like stale poutine but all i can taste is regret and nacho cheese


 No.123029>>123031

>>123028

Can always try looking in your local dumpster, might be something tasty that's only a few hours old


 No.123030

>>123010

>True degeneracy you mean

True NEETs are degenerates.

Moralfag NEETs are filthy casuals.


 No.123031>>123045 >>123047

>>123029

i did say it came from kfc


 No.123032>>123033

>>123025

16 is legal here m8, you're confusing us with 'Merica


 No.123033>>123034 >>123043 >>123048

File (hide): 8158bf7fb4d7ee8⋯.png (7.38 KB, 240x210, 8:7, wojak in bed.png) (h) (u)

>>123022

>>123032

>tfw no 16 yo gf


 No.123034>>123036

>>123033

Steal that other NEETs potential 16 yo bogan gf

Quick ! before he gets her.


 No.123035

>>122977

>Looks nasty tbqh. Do you literally have to ask for a 'halal snack pack'?

They called it meat box. I am sure it isn't even halal, remember not all kebab shops are run by muslims.


 No.123036

>>123034

My local kebab shop is run by christian lebs. Even being christian they don't have any pork options. Even non muslims from that part of the world think pigs are filthy.


 No.123037

>>123002

>complains about frogposting

>avatarfags with anime pics

>censors his words like a 90 year old who goes on the internet for the first time

And people who post pepes lack independent thought?


 No.123038>>123040

>>123003

You Perth? I am south of the river too.


 No.123039

>>123008

I am too lazy to drink and do drugs. It requires effort I don't have.


 No.123040>>123042

>>123038

>>123038

Technically I'm SOR. I dunno what you would call vic park/lathlain, inner suburbs?


 No.123041

>>123010

>Why not? You can end up with a fair amount of expendable income if you are on the dole and living with your mum.

This is what I do and it's comfy as.


 No.123042>>123044 >>123049

>>123040

Vic park is south of the river. Has a lot of good restaurants there so I hear. I am more in the hills area though.


 No.123043

>>123033

16 year olds are literally the worst kind of people. I guess i can understand wanting to fuck them (not my idea of fun though) but gfing them sounds horrible


 No.123044

>>123042

Yeah a lot of of decent asian restaurants on the albany highway strip. It's weird. I don't why there is such a large korean community. There are 3 small korean grocers in the same complex as my local woolies.


 No.123045

>>123031

KFC keep their dumpsters unlocked most of the time


 No.123046>>123050 >>123052 >>123069

>buy some hot cross buns

>get the chocolate ones

>put them in the toaster like I do the fruitless ones I buy

>get them out the packet and the chocolate on them is already starting to melt

>They shrink while toasted so they are hard as fuck to get out

>the chocolate chips on them melted, and is now 100c+

>burn my hand multiple times trying to get them out

>finally spend 5 minutes fucking around and finally get a half mangled, bun out of the toaster

>burnt hand covered in burns and chocolate, melted

>aww yisss

>get the butter out and spread some on the bun

>doesn't even taste good and the chocolate made me feel a bit sick

Fucking shitty meme food. I was very optimistic about the chocolate hot cross bun and it was a complete disaster


 No.123047


 No.123048

>>123033

I can tell you have no Idea how annoying women can be


 No.123049>>123051 >>123060

>>123042

Tfw Joondalup master race


 No.123050>>123053

>>123046

Get a small toaster, that way you can tip the nigger upside down and your cooked bread bounty can fall out onto your plate


 No.123051

File (hide): 8d0664eaee0e51c⋯.png (48.18 KB, 400x389, 400:389, 1425181342564.png) (h) (u)


 No.123052>>123058

>>123046

i feel you, chocolate and bread should remain separate

walked by some new fanta jelly drink last week and almost fell for it


 No.123053>>123054

>>123050

Or just use a fork like a normal person

You can even use a plastic one if you're a little pussy who is afraid of a bit of electricity


 No.123054>>123055

>>123053

Or get mummy to do it


 No.123055

>>123054

But if mummybot breaks then you have to find a way to cook tendies in the toaster yourself


 No.123056>>123057

If I can keep saving a bit of my bux I might go see a hooker soon. Last time was a shit show (4 years ago). I will get cialis or viagra this time..


 No.123057>>123059

>>123056

Did she laugh?


 No.123058>>123065

>>123052

I might have to try that Jelly flavor. I had that green spider drink and it tasted alright. More willing to take a risk on a soft drink as I can mix it with vodka if it turns out rubbish.


 No.123059>>123061 >>123062 >>123064 >>123066

>>123057

in engrish *so small* she commented at my flacid penis (genuinely not a joke). She saw my reaction to that comment and eased up.

tl;dr

could only get hard while being sucked off

went flacid when I put it in her cunt

ended up wanking myself off while she gobbled my balls

was only 120 so whatever lol

made me feel very depressed at the time lol


 No.123060

>>123049

North of the river is better than south I hear. Fuck all south of the river, everyone always goes north, goes into the city, who the fuck goes south?


 No.123061>>123081

File (hide): 1384b2a6e2cbdc0⋯.jpg (33.88 KB, 1024x449, 1024:449, patrick-bateman-mirror.jpg) (h) (u)

>>123059

I remember the first time going to a brothel, the whole time I was drunk and worried if I could get it up. Spent most of the time fucking the chinky poo in front of the mirror checking myself out while I did my exotic neet sex moves.


 No.123062

>>123059

It makes me depressed just reading it, i probably would have offed myself tbh


 No.123064>>123067

>>123059

Was she ugly?


 No.123065>>123075

>>123058

oh fug you just gave me a brilliant idea

vodka with sarsaparilla


 No.123066

>>123059

That's just plain sad


 No.123067

>>123064

> $120 chink hooked

I'd be surprised if she didn't have a beard


 No.123068>>123070 >>123073

She looked like the average south east asia chink. Wouldn't say she was ugly. Has no tits and not much ass either, at least she was not fat.

Her pics on backpage were definitely not her.


 No.123069>>123071 >>123073 >>123074

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>122977

Latina brand, the usual choice. Who eats ravioli from a can?

>>123010

Only hard drugs are degenerate.

The true degeneracy is porn posting and encouraging NEETs to order prostitutes/have casual sex.

>>123046

Just put hot cross buns in the microwave so they're actually "hot".

The sugar in the chocolate makes the bun heat very fast. Besides, your the only person I've ever heard of toasting hot cross buns.


 No.123070

>>123068

Maybe that was it, you were just not attracted to her. I know I would not be able to keep it up for a south east asian.


 No.123071>>123076

>>123069

All drugs are degenerate. Porn posting is too and encouraging NEETS to order prostitutes is a bit but then it's mans natural instinct to want that kind of thing, so it's less degenerate than drugs.


 No.123072

yeah that probably contributed it to it. I was a virgin and very uncomfortable being naked in front of a stranger.


 No.123073

>>123068

>Her pics on backpage were definitely not her.

could be like those camera tricks they use with mcdonalds menus

>>123069

i've had toasted hot cross buns before but they were toasted because they were stale


 No.123074

>>123069

>Latina brand, the usual choice. Who eats ravioli from a can?

I do.

And its actually quite nice, the heinz one


 No.123075

>>123065

Will have to give that a go, it sounds quite nice


 No.123076>>123077 >>123078 >>123081 >>123089

>>123071

So why are drugs degenerate ?

Please explain.


 No.123077

>>123076

Because they are a substance people abuse and they turn people into mindless zombies.


 No.123078

>>123076

>why are drugs degenerate

Next you'll be asking why crossdressing is degenerate


 No.123079>>123080 >>123081 >>123083

File (hide): 922ad5d6a6874eb⋯.gif (1.87 MB, 750x750, 1:1, t3_5mp9a7.gif) (h) (u)

That makes me wonder: what the hell do NEETs without internet do?

I'm not talking about full retards or druggies who degen from day to day, but somewhat regular guys down on their luck. The reason I use the internet so frequently is because I'm too poor to do anything else.

Also it's my birthday so


 No.123080>>123094

File (hide): e748b4f0c35afab⋯.jpg (4.72 KB, 130x125, 26:25, ferret.jpg) (h) (u)

>>123079

When I was in HS my uncle absolutely lost control of his life. After a failed marriage he slowly became extremely obese and lost a very good job he had for almost a decade. He lived in our family for almost a year and was rock bottom on the dole at 46.

Took him a long time to find another job because of how fat he was. He would occupy his time by reading books, going for very long walks and visiting the library. I think being NEET for people not savvy to the internet and already socially isolated would be hell.

btw happy birthday ausneet


 No.123081>>123094

>>123002

Excuse me, Anon, but you have added an extra full stop after an ellipsis. I recommend giving the reading and writing hotline a call so that they can correct your punctuation: 1300655506.

>>123061

>exotic neet sex moves.

My sideways NEET spin always gets the girls at MAX convulsing on the floor like heroin addicts.

>>123076

Mind altering substances are absolutely haram.

>>123079

Oldies go play bowels and drink piss at the local RSL. I've traveled around aus with little access to the net before as a NEET. It was good fun and i might do it again; see what the rest of the states are up to.

Happy Brithday VPNEET, wherever you are.


 No.123082>>123084 >>123085 >>123095

I don't understand people who say they can't get it up in certain circumstances. I can't even imagine it. My dick pricks up for anything and everything, when I want it to and when I don't.

Even seeing a girl with pretty hair makes me harder than diamonds within seconds. How could you not get it up around a naked girl in real life?


 No.123083>>123094

>>123079

Happy birthday m8


 No.123084>>123086

>>123082

Lots of reasons

Age,anxiety,health,stress,being too drunk

When you're a teenager it pops up at everything but that doesn't last forever


 No.123085


 No.123086>>123087

>>123084

I'm not a teenager. I've been incredibly drunk before - dick works the same as normal. I've been incredibly stressed before - still got hard easily. Same with anxious.

I don't know why other people seem to have such utterly useless dicks. Fuckin hell. There is literally no situation in which my dick won't get hard if I'm aroused.


 No.123087>>123088

>>123086

jesus christ you are fucking stupid

EVERYONE IS NOT THE SAME

SOME BLOKES HAVE A HARDER TIME GETTING IT UP THAN OTHERS


 No.123088>>123090 >>123093

>>123087

I know. I'm saying I don't understand it. Why do so many people have useless dicks?

My dick just werks. One of the few parts of my body that does. Funnily enough I'm a virgin, how fucking ironic is that.


 No.123089>>123092

>>123076

Lack of self-control is degenerate. Abusing drugs results lacking control.

Using drugs in non-abusive ways are fine.


 No.123090>>123091

>>123088

>My dick just werks.

reported to cenno


 No.123091

File (hide): 7cdfd999505cfa4⋯.jpg (10.13 KB, 254x255, 254:255, frog-amused.jpg) (h) (u)


 No.123092

>>123089

Oh yeah, I agree 100% there.

There's a huge diference between having a smoke and being a druggy.

Same as having a drink and being an alco.


 No.123093>>123096

>>123088

> Funnily enough I'm a virgin, how fucking ironic is that

Lol, 10 bucks says you can't get it up your first time after making those posts.


 No.123094>>123097

>>123080

In a way it sounds nicer to not be exposed to the corrupting influence of the internet. I'm too introspective and critical of my own actions/beliefs/desires thanks to growing up on 4chan where nothing was considered too respectable or established to criticize and mock.

Thanks for the beeday wishes

P.S how's your uncle now?

>>123081

How did you travel as a neetio? Thanks man :)

>>123083

thanks neet, hope your day was happy too.


 No.123095

>>123082

Trust me it happens, after 3 months of rooting a gf my dick demands porn instead. Shit is poison


 No.123096

>>123093

I got it up right now


 No.123097>>123098

File (hide): 056c0f3cdfb5078⋯.jpg (350.7 KB, 1100x733, 1100:733, 1477939162436_orig.jpg) (h) (u)

>>123094

I hitched around lots or caught the bus. Stayed at backpackers or with randoms/on the street/in the bush and ate very little. You meet lots of interesting characters along the way and get to see the best and worst of the country.


 No.123098>>123099

>>123097

Are you the chap that eats from the bins?


 No.123099>>123100

>>123098

We all eat from bins m8


 No.123100

>>123099

-BinEatNEET


 No.123101>>123102 >>123103

Good morning neets

Another well deserved weekend is upon us


 No.123102>>123105

>>123101

Morning m8y

Got anything on for the yet another 2 days of not work ?


 No.123103>>123104 >>123105 >>123106 >>123107

>>123101

Morning, I'll be cleaning the house. Am staying off the booze all weekend too. Also thinking about reading a "How to talk to grills…" type of book to build up muh confidence with the boganish chick I mentioned.


 No.123104


 No.123105>>123111

>>123102

I have to go outside and buy some food at some point. Not looking forward to it much tbh.

Other than that just knocking off a few more animemes and general lazing about.

Big day.

>>123103

I need to clean up the house too. Tomorrow, i guess. Or monday.


 No.123106

>>123103

>How to talk to grills

>ask them how their day was

>smile a bit

>pretend to be interested

>realise how boring they are and understand the only fun people to talk to are the ones that can take the bants


 No.123107>>123112

>>123103

>How to talk to grills

Honestly m8 if she's a young bogan chick let her do the talking (she will anyway,lol) and feed her opinions back to her.

If you're the sort of NEET that can get away with it try and throw in a few tough guy brag type comments because bogan chick.

Good luck there m8.


 No.123110>>123113

>no posts for 4 hours

Step it up neets


 No.123111

>>123105

Which shop are you going to?


 No.123112>>123115 >>123119

>>123107

I want you cunts to guide me through an earpiece to help me lay the neet meat for the first time ever.

It's beyond a joke at this point. Having no job is understandable in this shit-tier economy but there's no excuse for a 24 year old atheist man to be celibate. I'm not even that retarded.


 No.123113>>123114 >>123118

>>123110

Everybody is out playing football with the boys.


 No.123114

>>123113

i've been out for a surf most of the day, really good waves but getting a bit cold so that might be it until spring is back


 No.123115>>123120

>>123112

That sounds like the world's worst idea


 No.123118

>>123113

I am in bed still


 No.123119>>123120

>>123112

I would love to help you but I really know nothing about women.


 No.123120

>>123115

There's a qt at the gym and I want to strike up a conversation (implying a long-term NEET has anything to talk about) but I've been alone for so long that I can't gauge age properly. She could be anywhere from fifteen to twenty and I don't want to get run out of the gym for hitting on a child. A NEET's gotta protect his reputation.

>>123119

Maybe we can figure it out together. I sure as fuck can't talk to anyone IRL about the social difficulties I have.


 No.123121>>123122

Finally got my drugs.

t. happy degenerate NEET

>that's been waiting 4 days


 No.123122>>123124 >>123126

>>123121

post pics m8


 No.123124>>123130 >>123184

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>>123122

>post pics m8

Very stoned now m8


 No.123126

>>123122

Unless you're AsioNEET in which case that's my mummybots stash


 No.123127

I hate the weekend. Mummybot is home


 No.123130>>123141

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>>123124

>that shitty bikie bud pumped full of PGR


 No.123133>>123136 >>123137 >>123159

File (hide): a3d9dc7a7c38708⋯.jpg (13.09 KB, 200x320, 5:8, brendan3.jpg) (h) (u)

Tommorow I'm going to go to my old uni's library and probably read all day. Sister and her bf decided to stay here this weekend. Can't tolerate either of them at the moment.


 No.123136>>123139

>>123133

Nice. What are you reading there? I always wanted to go to my library but my anxiety gets the better of me.


 No.123137>>123139

>>123133

Do you ever hear him fucking her stupid at night? The pounding and movement of the bed, her moans, his grunts?


 No.123139

>>123136

Trying to read Infinite Jest and have to admit i am finding it very challenging. The library is pretty comfy on weekends, not many people about.

>>123137

I have never heard them fucking. He is a balding numale. I would not be surprised if he was impotent.


 No.123141>>123148

>>123130

Nah, friend of mine grows it


 No.123146>>123147 >>123149

Morning cnuts


 No.123147

>>123146

morning


 No.123148>>123150

>>123141

>Pedos, dole-cheats, illicit drug buyers and dealers

"This place is a gold mine!"…

t. ASIO


 No.123149>>123155

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>>123146

Morning, couldn't be fucked making brekky so went to Subway after deciding not to go to Maccas, bit disappointed tbh as at least Maccas cook the bacon and egg from scratch unlike Subpar that just re-heats the pre-cooked bacon and egg.

I thought about heading to the beach to spy on sunbathing qts but decided against as it would only make me even more bitter and depressed knowing that I'll never get to (legally) touch them.


 No.123150>>123152 >>123156

>>123148

nah i'm not on narco duty here, just making sure you lads don't go allah ackbaring things


 No.123152>>123153

>>123150

An actually Asio officer would not be so stupid that he would forget to use capitals to start his sentences.


 No.123153>>123154 >>123158

>>123152

yeah nah this is how i've always been typing and boss doesn't care as long as i get him a report every week

btw asio is an acronym so you gotta capitalise the whole thing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Security_Intelligence_Organisation


 No.123154>>123157

>>123153

Your role playing is quite stupid.


 No.123155

>>123149

Going to the beach to get bitter at qts is getting real close to the supreme gentleman line


 No.123156>>123157

>>123150

>a group of white autists who barely leave the house

>allah ackbaring anything


 No.123157

>>123154

whatever, just don't blow anything up

>>123156

that's what we were saying but country's run by a bunch of old people who think udp is a party drink for poor people

i don't care since i get paid to shitpost with you guys


 No.123158>>123167

>>123153

Well yes, you have always been typing like that because you are clearly not an ASIO officer but a brain dead fr*gposter masquerading as one, masquerading as one rather poorly.


 No.123159

>>123133

Good on ya m8, libraries generally are a comfy place to hang out for a few hours.


 No.123160>>123165 >>123171

Was drinking for nearly 24 hours yesterday, feel like shit today


 No.123161>>123162

About to get comfy on the couch and watch Landline for those rural-life feels


 No.123162

>>123161

>getting rural life feels from sitting on your ass in front of tv


 No.123164>>123165 >>123166 >>123168

I might go down to the shops and look through the dumpsters see if they threw anything good out, if not I'll just ask people for money until I have enough for Domino's.


 No.123165

>>123164

Please video your bin scavenging and/or begging. I mentioned a Youtube channel of dumpster-diving in the US and the cunts in the chat were willing to donate money to those fuckers. You could make a career out of it too.

>>123160

Goon King?


 No.123166

>>123164

Worse than being a tranny tbh


 No.123167

>>123158

>getting triggered by frogs again


 No.123168>>123170

>>123164

Don't you get welfare of any sort?


 No.123170>>123171 >>123172

>>123168

Yeh but I save what money I can buy scavenging, surprised I haven't seen nz neet around the dumpster since he's so poor he can't afford a bus ticket


 No.123171>>123172 >>123176

>>123160

One thing that still feels bizarre about NEETing is that your actions have no effect on anything. You might be hungover as fuck and completely out of commission but it doesn't matter because you can sleep for two days straight and feel fine. It makes me feel like I'm living a groundhog day except I keep getting older.

>>123170

lol. I'm not opposed to dumpster diving but it would kill my chances of finding a job if anyone recognized me.

I've been applying for odd job postings on Gumtree and I don't understand why I'm not getting any bites. These are all outdoor labor gigs, is it unreasonable to ask for $15/h? am I being underbid by pajeet?


 No.123172>>123175

>>123170

You should stop it then, it's disgusting. What are you so desperate to save for anyway?

>>123171

It's just that kind of world right now, $15 an hour is less than average too. I was getting $20 an hour when I was briefly doing that kind of thing.


 No.123175

>>123172

>But the 457 people are just doing the jobs we don't want to do


 No.123176

>>123171

Refresh my memory on exactly why you're ineligible for welfare… not just >NZ citizen

Why haven't you/how come you can't apply for /aus citizenship. Are you at least classified as a 'permanent resident'? You said you've lived here most of your life right?


 No.123177

I thought it was saturday


 No.123178>>123180 >>123181

File (hide): 7acb1f062a5d832⋯.jpg (72.44 KB, 405x456, 135:152, crazy_old_man_1.jpg) (h) (u)

>decide i want chocolate milk from the supermarket

>fuck it i'm not getting dressed

>go out barefoot in stained trackies and shirt wearing a headband

>everyone tries to avoid eye contact with you

>pay four dollars for the milk

>machine glitches and gives me twenty cents

i should do this more often or if i'm brave enough always


 No.123179>>123181 >>123192

any of you cunts watch a-league?


 No.123180

>>123178

Homeless people rule the world


 No.123181

>>123178

You're well on your way to /r9k

>>123179

I cannot stand soccer. I occasionally watch the start of an NRL match just to see the cheerleaders though.


 No.123182>>123183 >>123189

Did the most painful shit ever, it was stuck half way and I used my hand to try and pull the poo down


 No.123183

>>123182

You either need more fiber and/or need to quit the goon binges


 No.123184>>123185

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>123124

420 blaze it to this song


 No.123185>>123186

>>123184

Nigger


 No.123186>>123187 >>123197

>>123185

if you dont want to smoke it, fine, but it doesnt hurt anyone if others do it, so what do you care?


 No.123187>>123188

>>123186

You can't buy drugs with good boy points


 No.123188

>>123187

Need GBP to AUD converter


 No.123189>>123190 >>123193

>>123182

Did you use your bare hand? Pretty disgusting tbh


 No.123190>>123191

>>123189

i used your mum's tongue


 No.123191

>>123190

Still acting like a subhuman pajeetNEET.


 No.123192>>123194

>>123179

I watched a few of the games on SBS during the AFL off season. Probably gonna watch the Glory match tonight if muh stream is stable enough

It's a shit league tbh, but it's not like I have anything better to do


 No.123193

>>123189

Yeh, i gave them a good wash afterwords


 No.123194>>123206

>>123192

You could get a job, a gf, a house and healthy all in one night!


 No.123196

Fucking weekend go away already.


 No.123197>>123198

>>123186

It hurts society.


 No.123198>>123199

>>123197

Just like alcohol?


 No.123199>>123203

>>123198

Well they both do but drugs more so.


 No.123200>>123206

If you smoke weed you become a homosexual


 No.123201>>123202

Ugh the logies are on tonight, thank fuck I don't watch tv


 No.123202

>>123201

It's just celebrities getting drunk and talking about diversity on stage during the speeches.


 No.123203>>123204

>>123199

Alcohol is a drug. What makes it any different when more people die from alcohol related things than weed related things?


 No.123204>>123205 >>123277

>>123203

So is caffeine, you know what I was referring to, but then being a drug addled fr*gposter you may actually not.

While I know this sounds harsh, deaths do not actually bother me that much. If they are stupid enough to die from drink driving or alcohol poising then they deserve to die. I am more concerned with the mental implications, as I have said before, drugs turn one into a brain dead fool. Not to say alcohol does not negatively effect people in such a manner as well, it does, particularly those under 20 in which it impacts brain development(but so does marijuana).


 No.123205>>123207

>>123204

>but then being a drug addled fr*gposter you may actually not.

Do you ever stop being a cunt? Serious question.


 No.123206

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>>123200

a black homosexual

>>123194


 No.123207>>123208

>>123205

Some high school drug counsellor trolling the thread


 No.123208

>>123207

Someone who self censors their own words is probably some 60 year old from facebook.


 No.123209>>123210 >>123211 >>123212 >>123215

What are we doing tonight NEETs? I might order some dominos and watch a movie if I can be bothered.


 No.123210

>>123209

gonna rewatch a movie, maybe pick one of the mission impossibles

which one is recognised as the best? ive seen them all a few times dont remember which one is best


 No.123211>>123223

>>123209

Getting drunk off Coke Zero like a good goy.


 No.123212>>123213 >>123214 >>123220

File (hide): de40a257d7cd493⋯.jpg (75.4 KB, 598x687, 598:687, fat wojak distressed.jpg) (h) (u)

>>123209

Hit up the KF drive thru and binged.

Going to be laying in bed feeling disgusted with myself.


 No.123213

>>123212

Get fat enough and you can be on dsp


 No.123214>>123216 >>123217 >>123346 >>123578

>>123212

I managed to spend $500 the last fortnight mainly on shit I didn't want or need. About $300 of it went on giving girls tokens on myfreecams, the other $200 went mainly on food.

I swore off it recently. It's incredible the sheer amount of money you can waste on fast food. $20 a day is very easy for me. That's literally two medium meals, or one big meal with something extra. Fast food sucks your money dry and makes you unhealthy to boot.


 No.123215

>>123209

Watching the a league match and binging on easter eggs


 No.123216

>>123214

>spending hooker money on random internet girls

Gross


 No.123217>>123218

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>>123214

> It's incredible the sheer amount of money you can waste on fast food. $20 a day is very easy for me. That's literally two medium meals, or one big meal with something extra. Fast food sucks your money dry and makes you unhealthy to boot.

I came to this realization long ago but I can't stop. I'm like the comfort eating equivalent of a meth head.


 No.123218>>123219

>>123217

Just resist the urge to go outside. I find if I do that the urge to go and have some fast food will pass. It's easier to sit and do nothing than go outside and get fast food.

Use your laziness to your advantage.


 No.123219

>>123218

This is literally the only reason my bank account keeps rising


 No.123220


 No.123221>>123222

>it's 20 fucking 17

>websites still don't load properly all the time

>half the videos i try and play are broken

>pornhub doesn't work on firefox any more

>javascript on websites like facebook is broken 25% of the time

when will this end? why can't retarded web designers make anything that works?


 No.123222

File (hide): 08af57be9774f3d⋯.gif (185.42 KB, 650x350, 13:7, pajeetnigger.gif) (h) (u)

>>123221

This iswhy, india should be banned from the internet and the whole country fenced off


 No.123223>>123224

>>123211

Did you mix it with alcohol?


 No.123224>>123226 >>123229

>>123223

i mix it with your mum's ugly face


 No.123225>>123227

Just ordered some china food


 No.123226>>123230

>>123224

What is your problem faggot


 No.123227>>123232

>>123225

Cool, what did you get? I stay away from asian food places because they might have cat or dog meat.


 No.123228>>123233

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>>122887

This unless you can see them cook your food or make your drink, don't trust them.


 No.123229>>123230


 No.123230>>123231

>>123226

>>123229

Apologies. I'm not even the guy you originally replied to.

My behaviour was out of line.


 No.123231>>123234

>>123230

bad neet

-10GBP


 No.123232

>>123227

curry chicken and fried rice, mostly white chicks work there


 No.123233>>123330

>>123228

I am the anon who brought it. Yes I watched them prepare it and it met my autistic requirements. The serving size was a bit less than usual though which was a disappointment.


 No.123234>>123330

>>123231

My gbp account is in the negative. Might have to take out a loan from mummybot but I'll know she'l check my credit rating


 No.123235>>123237 >>123243 >>123248 >>123410

File (hide): d22e5edc7e63527⋯.png (89.69 KB, 232x194, 116:97, 1449978158152.png) (h) (u)

Currently perusing the Facebook profiles of my former classmates. Holy fuck, some real turbo normies here. Look full blown, super charged turbo normies.

It's amazing to see what the average normie gets up to. They have all these pics of them around the world in exotic foreign lands, often with other friends. So many social gatherings. Their life seems to be proceeding apace; they have all completed university and many seem to now be working in quite important positions. Others are doing their Ph.Ds. About half of them seem to be romantically engaged. Each post gets upwards of 50 likes.

They look so incredibly happy, confident, and healthy. The world's in their eyes. They're young and full of potential, and they know it. Some of the luckiest humans to have ever been born.

I truly despise them. I hate them all. I will show them all that I am better than them. I am stronger, smarter and greater than them in all ways. My life is but on a minor detour; but I will be back on track and with a vigour they have never seen before.


 No.123237>>123238

>>123235

You realise it is all just a sham with them right?


 No.123238>>123239 >>123243

>>123237

Yeah probably. Still really peeves me off.

I am getting more angry at the inequality in our society. I am starting to believe we have to confiscate the wealth of these happy normies and redistribute it among the NEETs.


 No.123239>>123240

>>123238

that's commie talk m8

we take the neet road because we can deal with the suffering


 No.123240>>123241 >>123242

>>123239

What would be bad about actual socialism though?

I don't mean like supporting NEET bludgers, that was a joke, but genuinely using the state to support everyone to be their best.

We could suffocate the Jews by taking away their sources of revenue. End usury by nationalising the banks. End degeneracy by taking over the media and expelling the Jews from it, etc.


 No.123241

>>123240

Yeah that sounds pretty nice tbh.


 No.123242

>>123240

if wfd were the baseline level of employment and the programs being run were staffed well with actual vocational training and real job prospects i'd be on board that

i certainly wouldn't be complaining about making cabinets for meth heads part time for $250 a week


 No.123243>>123244 >>123245 >>123281

>>123235

>>123238

Fucking hell these posts made me laugh, man, as my failures have compounded year after year my mood has become almost permanently angry and my political outlook far left.

I hate SJWs but I'm fully in agreement that it's just unethical to allow some people to virtually drip with excess happiness while others are permanently unhappy through no fault of their own.

Considering you'll starve on the street if you don't have a job or benefits, why the FUCK should we respect the 'right' of a business owner to pay someone less than the value they produce? Sure, the employees might technically sign their agreement but given the circumstances how is that even remotely consensual?

I was looking at photos of Nazi Germany yesterday and wishing I could travel back to a time when there was a respectable movement that actually put my needs first. Unfortunately the current white Australia movement has the intellectual depth of a fucking teaspoon.

Everything seems so damn pozzed. Do you guys know what I mean?


 No.123244>>123258

>>123243

>why the FUCK should we respect the 'right' of a business owner to pay someone less than the value they produce?

One of the downsides of a free market but you need some incentive for a business owner to stick around and greater profit margins does that.

Used to be that they stuck around out of patriotism and a nationalistic spirit but we all know how nationalism is verboten and racist these days.


 No.123245>>123246 >>123251 >>123253 >>123258

>>123243

Totally agree mate. Australia's first governor wanted to turn Australia into a yeoman farming society where all people got the exact same income (all small family farms would give their produce to the state, who would dole it out equally).

We have drifted so far from that ideal and it's letting vultures and parasites like the Jews exploit us relentlessly. Just go to a big Australian city and you can see the degeneracy and inequality before your eyes. The rich openly flaunt their wealth.

I think we need to get back to what Australia was always supposed to be which was a white only socialist state.


 No.123246>>123247 >>123249

>>123245

Time to go commit some robberies and maybe a few rapes


 No.123247

>>123246

What the fuck?


 No.123248>>123250

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>123235

doing anything to prove to others (who dont even know you're doing it) is a sure recipe for failure

facebook is a filter into all the good moments of someones life, each photo is carefully curated for maximum effect

the reason they anger you is because you are not livin up to whatever expectations you set for yourself, it has nothing to do with them, nor should it, find out what it is you really want out of life and go after it and their feeds will not only not bother you but not interest you in the slightest

btw this is how i spent my weekend


 No.123249

>>123246

>forcing asioneet to do actual work on a Sunday night

rude tbh


 No.123250>>123252

>>123248

>doing anything to prove to others (who dont even know you're doing it) is a sure recipe for failure

cunt does have a point though

if whites suddenly started robbing everyone and raping everything the world would get more whiter in nine months


 No.123251>>123254

>>123245

awful idea which leads to shit like holodomor

>be killed because you failed to turn in 1 grain of rice and ate it


 No.123252

>>123250

Whiter in color, not in spirit


 No.123253>>123254

>>123245

>all small family farms would give their produce to the state, who would dole it out equally

Literally 0% chance of that working in any major society ever


 No.123254>>123255 >>123256

>>123251

That's not how it would work though. Because there would be no cities and no non-whites, but rather solely wholesome family farms, people would love their fellow countryman. They would give up their grain willingly and happily through societal solidarity. It wouldn't even really need to be enforced.

>>123253

Now? No, you're right. But the basic principles are still possible.

Some basic history for you lads. Australia's first governors, including Governor Arthur Phillip, who arrived with the first fleet, wanted to make Australia an equal, egalitarian yeoman farming society. Phillip envisaged a nation where cities did not exist, and all that was produced by the small family farms of the nation was distributed equally amongst everyone according to their need.

This was literally how our country was founded. Unfortunately, since day one there have been (((elements))) trying to destroy this, and now it's worse than ever. Our society is quickly becoming a capitalist, consumerist, Jewified, Negrified shitheap.

For example, (((John Macarthur))), who you can look up, tried and succeeded to destroy this model, and he brought in alcohol while deliberately trying to destroy Australia's fledgling government farms. He took vast expanses of land for himself and tried to create slave system using the convicts.


 No.123255

>>123254

>and he brought in alcohol while deliberately trying to destroy Australia's fledgling government farms

The Scottish Achilles' heel.


 No.123256

>>123254

good idea, but it cant work in australia of 2017 as non-whites in this country are not only here but also now citizens, you cannot remove at this point, nor do you have the political power to do so, nor does it seem possible to gain the political power to do so because those at threat of being removed would vote against it

>muh day of the rope to get it done

highly imporbable of ever happening, people are too busy leading a lifestyle like the one i shared in the video

in order to reset, we need a combination of financial collapse and pandemic that forces people to become tribal again

as for whites living in peace with one another, noone hates other whites more than whites themselves, good example of this is eastern europe, they fucking loathe us westernised whites, we would never be welcomed there, we are nigger tier to them, does not matter one iota that we share similar poltiical beliefs, we are not them, least no longer


 No.123257

Is it possible for a statesman to radically and permanently change a nation?

You look at someone like Mustafa Ataturk, who radically changed Turkey…but it was temporary. Now they're reverting to form.

I feel like each nation has a character that you can only change for short periods of time or evolve slowly, but is course is basically set, and cannot be permanently changed.


 No.123258>>123259

>>123244

I don't think there's any real need for a business owner to sit atop the economic hierarchy of a company and leech all the profit. Why can't the workers collectively manage the business and take their share of the profits minus the investments needed to build or maintain the equipment and whatever?

>we all know how nationalism is verboten and racist these days

I fucking hate people for allowing this to happen. It's probably not even possible for our society to exist for much longer if short-sighted left-wing cunts keep insisting that anyone can be Australian and that our culture is nothing more than a melting pot.

>>123245

I didn't know that was the intention for the country, what happened?

This whole thing is disheartening. I don't care for white nationalism but it seems that we're the only culture that cares to be anti-racist and literally every other immigrant group takes advantage of our desire for equality.


 No.123259>>123268

>>123258

A guy called John Macarthur who was the head of the UK Marine detachment stationed in Australia basically destroyed everything. After the first governor there was a lag of a few years when the military ran everything, and they basically tried to turn Australia into a Brazil-style slave state. Then he constantly subverted successive good governors, making them retire usually only after a few short years, because they tried to correct his military governorship's excesses and build an actual society not a slave state.

John Macarthur didn't even want white women to come to Australia. He even stopped free settlers from getting good grants of land. He envisaged that the convicts would breed with the native women and him and his mates would have a vast slave empire of brown people, exactly like Brazil.

He's actually venerated as some sort of great Australian pioneer today. If you can next time you hear his name redpill people on what an evil cunt he is, and inform that he is burning in hell as we speak.


 No.123260>>123261 >>123265 >>123271

Anyone else feel like their memory is getting worse after years as a NEET? Can't remember anyone's name any more.


 No.123261>>123262

>>123260

Of course your brain is going to go to shit after years of not using it.


 No.123262>>123263 >>123264

>>123261

I still use it because I read wikipedia all day and study shit. Just can't remember anyone's damn name any more.

How do these normies just recall some obscure actor's name just like that? Really weird.


 No.123263

>>123262

more attuned with general trivia


 No.123264

>>123262

Too much goon


 No.123265>>123266

>>123260

Mine's always been shit, can't remember anything +6 months ago unless it's specific


 No.123266

>>123265

Still remember your centrelink reporting days thou


 No.123268

>>123259

Thanks neet, I'll have to look into this scoundrel.


 No.123269>>123270 >>123272

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I wish I had a mate who could come over and listen to neoclassica/symphonic music with me while we discuss politics and philosophy.

I just want to sit inside in the rain with a mate listening (on my absolutely awesome sound system - courtesy of dad liking good sound too) to great music and just sharing some feels.


 No.123270

>>123269

I used to be that person, but then things happened and our group broke up.


 No.123271

>>123260

I don't know because I don't meet anyone to learn the name of


 No.123272>>123274

>>123269

sounds pretty shit mate. why wouldn't just listen to beethoven?


 No.123273

I'd go for a run but my thighs are all sore from all that vigorous masturbation I did yesterday


 No.123274>>123275 >>123277

>>123272

I listen to old classical stuff too. Pachelbel's Canon is my favourite piece.


 No.123275>>123276

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 No.123276

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.123277>>123279

File (hide): a0d9eed55699f0d⋯.jpg (801.46 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, a0d9eed55699f0.jpg) (h) (u)

>>123204

Your posts are embarrassing.

>>123274

Chopin is my favorite pianist. Nothing can compare to his beautifully emotive pieces.


 No.123278>>123283

File (hide): 6bc44f25607660d⋯.png (17.18 KB, 821x191, 821:191, aussie shitposting.png) (h) (u)

Remember lads, don't get so drunk you can't tell your own posts.


 No.123279>>123280

>>123277

"Muh Frogposters" NEET is banned.


 No.123280

>>123279

It was probably just fagneet


 No.123281

File (hide): d9822dbd52c2015⋯.jpg (120.27 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, shtr343iox.jpg) (h) (u)

>>123243

I think the tide will turn in Europe, particularly in UK, Germany,Greece,Eastern Europe there will be racial nationalism. Although it would depend on the country.

In terms of Australia there's no chance of it being "White Australia". The most it would amount to would be White/Asian/Indian/Aboriginal Australia. Islam would be targeted and ethnic groups from Mid East/Africa would be subjugated/physically removed.

In terms of economics, I think the future is universal basic income, distribution and trading goods would return.


 No.123282>>123284 >>123336

>TFW paid today


 No.123283

>>123278

I kekd at this


 No.123284>>123285 >>123286

>>123282

don't spend it all on goon


 No.123285>>123286

>>123284

I might buy some of that actually. What is one which tastes nice? I don't buy alcohol that much.


 No.123286>>123288

>>123284

>>123285

These posts are exactly one hour apart


 No.123287>>123291

File (hide): a1d0c8fa575bfd9⋯.jpg (18.2 KB, 246x246, 1:1, 131.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw need to go out in public today


 No.123288

>>123286

Well, like 70 minutes apart, but almost.


 No.123289>>123336

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.123291

>>123287

Are you me?


 No.123292>>123294

Morning


 No.123294>>123299

>>123292

morning


 No.123296>>123298

come join the /aus/ discord

Link > https://discord.gg/WgHzm


 No.123298>>123325

>>123296

nice try asio


 No.123299>>123301

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>123294

What are you doing today?

Whenever I stop drinking I start getting really fucking bored.


 No.123300>>123302

>tfw finally old enough for newstart

A big day in the neet game of life


 No.123301>>123326

>>123299

got max this afternoon and i need to buy a new pair of flip flops


 No.123302>>123304 >>123307

>>123300

Just wait until you hit 30.


 No.123304>>123305 >>123307

>>123302

god I hope I'm not still a NEET at that age.


 No.123305>>123306

>>123304

You will be, and you'll be doing wfd


 No.123306

>>123305

I can't take much more neeting.


 No.123307>>123308

>>123302

>>123304

I hope I'm not still alive by then, unless I somehow get my shit together


 No.123308

>>123307

Do you have any motivation to actually change your circumstances?


 No.123309>>123310 >>123311

Just realised this in the news today, I thought they were gonna shut down wfd.

>The Turnbull government will crack down on people who claim welfare payments while refusing to participate in work-for-the-dole schemes.

>Employment Minster Michaelia Cash says there is a cohort of people in Australia that actively say no to suitable work

>"I think all taxpayers would rightly expect that those who can work should work and our welfare system should be there as a genuine safety net, not as something that people can choose to fund their lifestyle," she told reporters in Brisbane on Monday.

>The May 9 budget will aim to close a loophole that allows payments to continue despite people refusing interviews or placements.

>"The problem at the moment is that people are escaping any financial penalty because of the loopholes Labor created," Human Services Minister Alan Tudge says.

>"We are working on fixing this."


 No.123310

>>123309

>I thought they were gonna shut down wfd.

Why would anything nice ever happen to anyone here?


 No.123311>>123312

>>123309

Who the fuck actually wants to be a NEET, though? The whole argument that neetbux funds any kind of 'lifestyle' is a joke.


 No.123312>>123313

>>123311

I like being a neet I just want more money and not do wfd


 No.123313

>>123312

Yeah, exactly: under the current circumstances nobody actually wants to be a NEET because the benefits are outweighed so heavily by the cost of having to live in squalor, having to grovel to stuck-up MAX bitches, never having any spending bux and on top of that you get cucked for the dole anyway so you aren't even dodging work.


 No.123314>>123315 >>123317 >>123319 >>123321 >>123336

File (hide): 6b6e4410b41d24f⋯.jpg (28 KB, 262x383, 262:383, brendan 9.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw sister said I should move back in with our parents when her lease ends

They live in a comfy regional coastal town but my Dad has zero tolerance for 'bludger' behavior. There is no way I could continue to get drunk, play vidya and browse image boards all day without major conflict or getting kicked out. I do get along with my parents generally and would be a lot less lonely living at home.

I can't pay the bond to move in with some randoms of gumtree nor do I particularly want to live with strangers again.

Fuck.

Atleast down their they have no formal WFD program and you just end up volunteering at an op shop or something,


 No.123315>>123317 >>123339

>>123314

>Atleast down their they have no formal WFD program and you just end up volunteering at an op shop or something,

Wait a minute, is this the reason I always see NEETy characters working at the local salvation army? The delivery drivers, the in-store staff, they stand around angrily smoking cigarettes and working slowly.


 No.123316>>123318 >>123325

How does one acquire the NEETbux?


 No.123317

>>123314

>Atleast down their

*there

fuck

>>123315

Yeah the rules may have changed but a few years ago my uncle had to work at st vinnies to keep getting dole.

Would rather work with nice old op shop ladies than WFD methed out bogans tbh.


 No.123318

>>123316

Go away pajeet


 No.123319>>123320

File (hide): 7cb3414285a819e⋯.jpg (30.21 KB, 300x350, 6:7, Iqbal2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>123314

>Mum gets back to my place next week after spending a month in Queensland.

>First time in three bloody months I've been by myself after she "moved" in.

I just want to go back to being by myself. I might have to kick her out if she can't hurry on selling the house. She's sat on it for over a year already. Sigh… more anxiety to come I guess.


 No.123320

>>123319

Looks like your holiday is over neet


 No.123321>>123322

>>123314

It's worth noting that cenno may cut you off for moving to a place with lower employment opportunities.


 No.123322

File (hide): 7f030e04531fa4b⋯.png (16.73 KB, 1104x154, 552:77, sufficient reason.png) (h) (u)

>>123321

Looks like if you move in with or near family you don't get cut off.


 No.123323>>123324 >>123327

File (hide): b26b1cb4b6fc6bb⋯.jpg (1.49 MB, 2592x1456, 162:91, McWeightGain.jpg) (h) (u)

What's for lunch? Just had a McChicken, cost $6 and was OK but not really different to the $3 chicken&cheese apart from the addition of lettuce.


 No.123324>>123334 >>123356

>>123323

Was just trying to decide what I should get, actually.

Any suggestions? Don't really want Maccas their food tastes like dog shit.


 No.123325

>>123298

?

>>123316

Go to centerlink


 No.123326>>123333 >>123339

>>123301

Do you hide your neetness when you're out shopping? I try to avoid buying groceries in the middle of the day because I feel like everyone thinks I'm a dole bludger. Jokes on them, I don't even qualify for the dole!


 No.123327

>>123323

I might go out and buy something. Not sure what yet. I will enjoy it though.

Yeah maccas isn't that good value nowadays, however I did like the $3 double beef and bacon, which they don't do anymore.


 No.123328>>123335

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

know that if you buy and eat mcdonalds, you are supporting this in australia


 No.123329>>123335

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

and you support white women removing their white husband to invite a pajeet into their home

enjoy your maccas


 No.123330

>>123233

bought*

>and it met my autistic requirements

You're yet to meet mine

>>123234

Why don't you pawn some rare Pepes at Cashies?


 No.123333>>123341

>>123326

i try but it gets worse as time goes on


 No.123334

>>123324

What about a roast chook from Woolies/Coles? And pick up a pack of donuts while you're there for afternoon tea. At least you'll have left-overs for dinner and tomorrow's lunch if you buy the chook. Otherwise if you don't wanna leave your car then what about KFC's new Tobasco-marinated chicken?


 No.123335

>>123328

>>123329

Taste shit anyways


 No.123336>>123340

>>123282

It's weird that I usually get paid on a Monday but got it last Friday because of ANZAC Day (apparently) even though that's not until tomorrow.

>>123289

>Video removed because of nudity or sexual content

Did anyone see what it was?

>>123314

>Atleast down their they have no formal WFD program and you just end up volunteering at an op shop or something

What did you think WFTD was? It's nothing but working at Op-shops. Or did you just mean that you don't have to do it involuntarily?


 No.123337>>123338 >>123341

thinking of getting this: https://www.redrooster.com.au/menu/amaze-glaze-family-meal/

wonder how much it costs?


 No.123338

>>123337

About $26 iirc


 No.123339>>123341

>>123315

Yep. It's such a farce. We should be learning actual skills while working with local businesses or tradesmen but instead we're thrown into an environment that has nothing to teach. Maybe it really is just a deterrent to a life on welfare…?

>>123326

>I try to avoid buying groceries in the middle of the day because I feel like everyone thinks I'm a dole bludger

That must be why the female cashier at IGA didn't bother with a "How're you going?" today yet did so to the old lady next in line. Now I feel depressed


 No.123340

>>123336

i forget what video it is that i posted, was nothing objectionable, so nfi why it was removed


 No.123341>>123342 >>123343

>>123333

whaddaya mean?

>>123337

>12670 kJ

That's almost two days worth of energy. Don't add to your problems by becoming addicted to fast food.

>>123339

>That must be why the female cashier at IGA didn't bother with a "How're you going?" today yet did so to the old lady next in line

Yeah, I don't mean to shit all over your mood but it's an unfortunate fact that people fucking hate NEETs. I usually think of myself as a regular guy who's a bit behind in achieving life goals but the average person doesn't have nearly such a sympathetic view of my position. They think we've chosen this as a lifestyle and they hate us for it.


 No.123342>>123354

>>123341

>whaddaya mean?

when you stay in your room all day your social skills kinda rot away


 No.123343>>123354

>>123341

most people have no idea you are neet, let alone random girls at cash register, it's more the slouch and depressed look that gives it away than the time of day

if it ever came up, you tell them you run your own business from home and work your own hours because you are in control of their life and dont need goldberg to set your hours and wage per hour like they have done


 No.123344>>123345

The colder it gets the stronger the desire to buy and drink scotch. God damn you Dan!


 No.123345

File (hide): 25debc9bdf9ca23⋯.png (94.57 KB, 300x300, 1:1, unnamed.png) (h) (u)

>>123344

Dan always wins


 No.123346>>123347

>>123214

>I swore off it recently. It's incredible the sheer amount of money you can waste on cam whores. $20 a day is very easy for me. That's literally two medium faps, or one big fap with something extra. Cam whores suck your money dry and make you unhealthy to boot.

Is there any sort of 'Cam Whores Anonymous' that can help to rid you of this heinous addiction? Yes there is; Pornhub, Xhamster, Motherless just to name a few…


 No.123347>>123348 >>123349

>>123346

Stop doing it, spend the money on a gym membership and maybe you can get a personal free cam where over the Internet. An online gf you can lie about your life to and have cyber sex with.


 No.123348

>>123347

Lying about your entire life to online friends and gfs sucks though. I had some friends i made online when I was 13-14 but as they grew up and i didn't i just cut contact. Fuck hearing about careers and marriage and shit


 No.123349>>123350

>>123347

I was highlighting the fact that the other anon spent more on cam-whores than fast-food yet went on to say how easy it is to spend huge amounts of money on the latter.


 No.123350

>>123349

The dick speaks louder than the stomach


 No.123351>>123353 >>123417

File (hide): 5b8c96e472d8cb6⋯.jpg (70.71 KB, 477x685, 477:685, 1448408364002.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): f3f7fd09b159ff4⋯.jpg (387 KB, 866x476, 433:238, flags.jpg) (h) (u)

I recommend Battle Brothers for any NEET that wants a comfy game.


 No.123353

>>123351

Too violent for neets


 No.123354>>123355 >>123360

>>123342

Did you ever have passable social skills? I was watching vid related where he talks about rehabilitating socially anxious people and as an aside he mentions that some people just don't have the base of social skills that would allow them to make good use of his advice, that they were never taught the fundamentals of human interactions. That describes me and I don't know what to do about it. I wish I could just observe regular people having regular interactions, I don't think it would take me long to figure out how to behave normally.

>>123343

Yeah, that's true. I'm curious to know how many NEETs I pass each day without knowing. Some dole bludging cunts are pretty obvious but I bet others make a huge effort to hide it.


 No.123355>>123357 >>123358

>>123354

I wonder if any neets wear tradie shirts in order to blend in


 No.123356

>>123324

Should get 10 wicked wings n the 2.50 large chips and gravy.


 No.123357>>123411

>>123355

I do that sometimes when I buy goon


 No.123358>>123371 >>123411

>>123355

I try to wear casual after-work attire or gym clothes. Still, sometimes I have no choice but to buy Coles $2 cheapo chocolate in the middle of the day in my NEET leisure-wear and I can feel a thousand burning eyes on me whenever I do that. Thank god for self-service checkouts.


 No.123359>>123360 >>123361 >>123367

File (hide): e056f85e2b1ff4b⋯.png (326.96 KB, 672x611, 672:611, af2e3e8cb7865127c9b0a07d65….png) (h) (u)

Someone's been a naughty NEET


 No.123360

>>123354

>Did you ever have passable social skills?

i would say so since i've done customer service before and got good reviews from customers/managers while i was working

i agree that if you've never had experience socialising it's going to be pretty hard to become socialable (been there) but getting to a reasonable point is all about field experience whenever and however you can get it

>>123359

i'd say that's a job well done

antifa can go suck more sudo dick


 No.123361>>123362

>>123359

I thought antifa was an amerifat thing


 No.123362>>123367

>>123361

which is why it's in melbourne


 No.123367>>123369

>>123362

>>123359

Thats in perth though?


 No.123368>>123370

What are we doing tonight NEETs?


 No.123369

File (hide): 7635e61fd6f6e62⋯.jpg (29.83 KB, 400x395, 80:79, 763.jpg) (h) (u)

>>123367

>perth

nowhere is safe


 No.123370

>>123368

Doing a big poo then picking mummybot up from the airport, neet holiday is over


 No.123371>>123372

>>123358

> I can feel a thousand burning eyes on me whenever I do that. Thank god for self-service checkouts.

I am too autistic to look at people in the shops. I still feel the extreme judgement going there in the middle of the day with a hoodie and trackpants on though.


 No.123372>>123373

>>123371

the ninja mums don't since they're not allowed to look at other men


 No.123373

>>123372

>the ninja mums

kek'd


 No.123374>>123375

Iced coffee with cream is the best.


 No.123375>>123376

>>123374

Like a homemade one or a store bought one?


 No.123376>>123377 >>123378 >>123379 >>123380

>>123375

I got some Nescafe gold today, the nespresso machine pods are shitty.

1 and half teaspoons thickened cream, stir it and add a truckload of milk/ice in a pintglass. Done.


 No.123377>>123380

File (hide): 3e50d20b7bdd2d8⋯.jpg (2.51 KB, 90x90, 1:1, vomit chan.jpg) (h) (u)


 No.123378

>>123376

I think using vanilla ice cream and milk would be better. I put cream in my coffee once and it wasn't nice.


 No.123379

>>123376

Sounds American


 No.123380>>123381 >>123417

I always make an effort to shave and wear decent clothes when i go outside. I feel no shame in being unemployed. Being employed is shit and i would rather bum it out on the streets than work for the profit of investors. Doing jobs for small businesses can be cool though, and i recommend it for anyone looking for a break from the neet lifestyle.

>>123376

Should have got a proper single shot machine and some quality beans. Cafe style coffee is piss easy to make mate.

>>123377

>vomit chan

>that resolution

That's a bad joke.

Is anyone else looking forward to the next trails in the sky game? It comes out the 3rd of may ,and, i might even buy it for a change; if there are no torrents up the same day.


 No.123381>>123382 >>123383 >>123384

>>123380

>tfw can't even get proper facial hair so I don't need to shave

It's a shit feel. I want a neckbeard but cannot even get one.


 No.123382

>>123381

all i can grow is a neckbeard

truly blessed genes


 No.123383>>123384

>>123381

I wish I didn't have to shave. Mummybot whines if I leave it for more than three or four days


 No.123384

File (hide): 8e336e84f04930a⋯.jpg (85.65 KB, 575x1024, 575:1024, 8e336e84f04930ac6d513f4de2….jpg) (h) (u)

>>123381

Same, i don't grow neck hair but i get plenty around the face. Every time i try to grow a beard it ends up looking like I've super glued pubic hair to my face though.

>>123383

Sounds like my old manager.


 No.123397>>123400 >>123411 >>123578

just blew another $300 on myfreecams lol. this is terrible


 No.123398>>123406 >>123465

to be fair this russian chick was utterly delightful and had a very nubile little bum.


 No.123399>>123405

File (hide): 2477f679303d955⋯.png (475.32 KB, 847x435, 847:435, tyrewtagdfg.png) (h) (u)


 No.123400

>>123397

That's almost a dole check


 No.123401>>123402 >>123407 >>123408

wew lads, I can get my advanced payment today but nothing really that I need $500 for other than a ps4 investment for Destiny 2. Can get everything and a game for under $400 I am torn, and don't want to get that money only to waste it on small stupid shit


 No.123402>>123403

>>123401

buy yourself a really good chair or a nice pillow


 No.123403>>123404

File (hide): ceed5a9237e4512⋯.jpg (73.56 KB, 726x707, 726:707, hjc.jpg) (h) (u)

>>123402

Got a new one a couple of months back, was $270 reduced to $90 with a voucher pretty good. Not worth asking price though, and I have new pillows also


 No.123404>>123409

>>123403

how about a new mattress or computer upgrades?


 No.123405

>>123399

Vargs a bludger


 No.123406>>123433

>>123398

Why not just spend that money on an actual hooker or get a fat online gf


 No.123407

>>123401

Use it to outbid the neet that throws money at ewhores


 No.123408

>>123401

You can waste it on camwhores like the other neets do


 No.123409

>>123404

Would rather get a console than an i7 which is more expensive, pc needs too much done to it to keep up. All I do is game so it doesn't really matter I suppose just that I get the hours out of it


 No.123410

>>123235

It's all just a farce honestly anon, I'm fairly well connected to my high school peer group via a normie tradie I give lifts to and from his work sites as he doesn't have his Ps yet (He pays me $20 for a days work which as it's not reported to Cenno isn't bad and it gets me out of the house)

It's all fake, they're all living at home with no savings or financial assets despite working for 2 years out of Uni or 4-5 years out of high school (at least in my cohort/peer group). Half of them failed subjects or swapped degrees two or three times and won't graduate until they're 23/24. All the girls on Instagram are just myspace angles and photoshop to the max with lots of filters, all the girls I went to high school with looked like absolute shit and yet they're 6/10-8/10 on Instagram.

The cars are either their parents or lended, the holidays are usually just piss ups they barely even remember to places that don't inspire any desire to travel to out of how well travelled htey are (Bali, Paris etc.).

I know one guy who went to a good Uni and has a pretty respectable professional job, one guy who got lucky off the property bubble and has his own house fully paid off and one guy who is a dentist but the rest honestly aren't in positions that better than your average NEET.


 No.123411>>123432

>>123357

But that's only cause you were already wearing one from being at WFTD

>>123358

Was thinking more about this last night, it's probably best that we stick to doing our shopping no earlier than 5PM and while wearing either hi-vis clothing or business attire to give us that 'burnt-out wagie' look

>>123397

Tonight on ACA, where your tax dollars are really going…


 No.123414>>123415 >>123419 >>123432

How are you guys planning to spend the public holiday?


 No.123415>>123416

>>123414

Have a good fap


 No.123416>>123420 >>123432

>>123415

The anzacs died for that fap neet, make it a real good one


 No.123417>>123418 >>123428 >>123494 >>123495

>>123351

And only $29.99USD on Steam which is nearly 3 goon bags or a bottle of cheap whisky or a minutes worth of fapping on MyFreeCams…

>>123380

>Hailed as one of the largest, longest and most meticulously detailed turn-based JRPG series of all time…

Sounds like too much effort is required to play


 No.123418>>123421

>>123417

Stop drinking and masturbating


 No.123419>>123422

>>123414

waiting for it to be over to do some shopping


 No.123420>>123424 >>123430

>>123416

Fapping in the trenches


 No.123421

File (hide): 4818a7f1e651425⋯.png (84.38 KB, 400x400, 1:1, dan1.png) (h) (u)

>>123418

Shut ya hole cunt


 No.123422>>123423 >>123425

>>123419

This tbh. Anyone know if woolies/coles are open today? I feel kind of selfish for only caring about my needs when we are supposed to be thinking about others. I am sure the anzacs would think it is shit that I cannot(?) buy milk today. I really hope some shops are open.


 No.123423

>>123422

My coles/woolies are closed but IGA should be open


 No.123424>>123426 >>123430

>>123420

I wonder how often that happened.


 No.123425>>123427 >>123429

>>123422

The anzacs couldn't just pop down to woolies and buy milk in Gallipoli mate, I'm not sure they'd care too much


 No.123426>>123430

>>123424

Things were so bad they had to share the same cum rag


 No.123427

>>123425

they'd probably be spewing if they came back alive

>fight for your country

>watch your mates die around you

>come back and you can't even get a bottle of milk at a decent price on the day you're meant to remember your mates anymore

even then when i was watching the service on tv they were spewing things about being against nationalism and how patriots are misguided


 No.123428

>>123417

It starts off really chill and basic but becomes really worth the time that you put into it towards the end and in the sequel. It's length is exaggerated as it has many lines of optional dialogue that took ages to translate. Third is going to be so good.


 No.123429

>>123425

Did they even have public holidays back then? I think they were a recent thing (since the 70s or something)


 No.123430>>123434 >>123436

>>123420

>>123424

>>123426

I think they were busy fighting a war. If I was stuck in a trench on a beach, dead bodies around me and constant gunfire and shelling, that would be the last thing on my mind tbh.


 No.123431>>123434

File (hide): 2914f448fc9faec⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.96 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 1493086428350720320152.jpg) (h) (u)

Look what I liberated from the POW camp


 No.123432>>123461

>>123414

>>123416

>tfw snoozed through the service this morning in service of a comfy neet sleep

It makes me laugh to think my ancestors were actually so indoctrinated that they tried to lay down their lives for Australia. Maybe they were bored or had no other options.

>>123411

>Was thinking more about this last night, it's probably best that we stick to doing our shopping no earlier than 5PM and while wearing either hi-vis clothing or business attire to give us that 'burnt-out wagie' look

I swear people didn't even see me when I was a wagie wearing business attire. I'd drift into the supermarket at 6PM and nobody would notice me. Instead of the disparaging customer service that I get as a NEET, I'd be treated like any other wagecuck.


 No.123433>>123437

>>123406

it's funny, i could easily fuck a fairly attractive hooker for the money im spending on these camwhores

but eh, i dont really want to. sex should be special. this is just entertainment.

the problem is i impulsively give these camwhores heaps of tokens. like instead of just giving them 20 or 50 at a time i impulsively give them 1,000 when i like them


 No.123434>>123435

>>123430

>not blowing a load into your enemies' eyes

>>123431

I was wary of clicking to begin with, and as it slowly-loaded I saw the tell-tale signs of what could only be a literal shit-post (the toilet roll, then the revealing of the toilet seat whereupon I immediately stopped the pic from fully loading). KYS


 No.123435

>>123434

Don't listen to him, it's a top quality post neets


 No.123436

>>123430

Violence is a turn on for people. Plenty of armies were well known for dicking the darkie village girls


 No.123437>>123439

>>123433

You give them 1000 at a time because you're a beta-male, and by doing so you believe they'll put you above all others and fall in love with you.


 No.123439>>123440

>>123437

nope, in fact they always want to go private with me but i tell them i prefer public, so deliberately every one in the chat room gets to share the results of my token donations


 No.123440

>>123439

Fucking commie


 No.123441>>123442 >>123443 >>123448

some of the girls are nice (albeit still women) but some of the eastern girls, such as the ukrainian ones, are possibly wifeable

i use to enjoy mfc, but i lost interest because i started getting too picky and then i no longer liked any of them as i would pick fault with 99% of them, usually personality wise,

a cam whore using her phone on cam was triggering for me too


 No.123442>>123444

>>123441

You could do camwhoring yourself for lonely mummybots


 No.123443>>123444 >>123446 >>123448 >>123498

>>123441

many of the eastern girls do look wifeable. it blows my mind just how gorgeous russian/ukrainian girls are. makes me sad they are such poor shitheap nations.


 No.123444>>123447

>>123442

yeah, i thought this too but it's actually gays who watch the male camwhores for the most part

>>123443

they are, but you'd have to move there, dont make the mistake of bringing em here

ukraine is best as they are welcome to english speaking foreigners whereas in poland you will be considered a nigger even if you share the politics and are white


 No.123446

>>123443

My dad married a woman from ukraine and she's fucking nuts, don't do it


 No.123447>>123498

>>123444

i reckon we should open a path for ukrainians to immigrate to aus easily

i mean it's in a civil war as well as being poor as fuck so realistically they could be refugees. we should take them instead of syrians


 No.123448>>123453 >>123459

>>123443

>>123441

Do you ever wonder if they are being forced to work? I always feel a bit bad jacking off to girls from poorfag countries


 No.123453>>123459

>>123448

i know some of the romanian girls are - they're given a room, computer and have to give up a lot of what they earn, but i dont know how widespread it is


 No.123459>>123460

>>123448

>>123453

i know there's a lot of eastern euro girls who don't actually use it as a chat room but sit there as advertisements and only do stuff in private. i stay away from them, pretty boring.


 No.123460>>123464

>>123459

i think that is just a different tactic, from my time on mfc i came across diff kinds of tactics, women who:

1 - would never show anything in public, and would wait for 1 person to do privates only

2 - women would were naked and chatty and would focus generating random tips by engaging with the audience by way of games and other shit like that, i like them, very social

3 - women who would set a token target which various people would contribute to and once hit she'd get naked and get off in public

4 - same as 3, but it would then become a group private only

5 - some women, usually western ones, would get naked, masturbate, do anything for tokens or not, seemed to just be there for social aspect and exhibitionist who want attention, i liked these ones the least for their personality, ok for jacking it though if you didnt feel like spending $$$


 No.123461>>123462 >>123465

>>123432

Do you think I can go out today with track pants on?


 No.123462>>123463

>>123461

as long as you keep the little neet in check


 No.123463>>123469

>>123462

? I don't understand. I am too autistic.


 No.123464>>123467

>>123460

Those token targets kind of trigger me a bit because they're often so high compared to what I can realistically tip that they don't motivate me to tip at all. Was watching a girl who had a target of 6,000 tokens to take her pants off. She wasn't even particularly attractive. Why would that motivate anyone at all to tip?

I think the dynamics are interesting. Often you'll have a girl in a chat room who isn't really getting tips even though there's plenty of people in there. That's usually girls who aren't successfully chatting and engaging with the audience.


 No.123465>>123466

>>123398

Utterly delightful yet she whores herself online?

>>123461

Track pants are the ultimate /neet/ pants. Put on a white t shirt and you pass for a normie, pockets barely show your valuables and they don't constrict your movement.


 No.123466

>>123465

Yes I agree. It gives you plenty of space and doesn't restrict your movement. Very comfy.


 No.123467>>123468

>>123464

if i wanted a free show, i stuck to the girls with the most viewers because someone else is paying my way most of the time

if i wanted to use tokens, id go find less popular girls who seem like they will get a chatty and engage with you if you tip, i just sit and watch for 5-10m to gauge their personality first doing that

i view camming as different to being a slut tbh, some of these girls seem sweet and naive and probably just as likely a victim of cirumstance (esp the eastern europe ones) than a slut who physically bangs chad than just on the cyber


 No.123468

>>123467

Yeah I agree, talking with these girls has given me some understanding for their situation. Most of them are nice girls just trying to get ahead and I can support that.

I don't really get any sexual gratification from seeing a random camgirl naked. I can go and see a million different girls naked right now on porn websites. What I like about camgirls is that I can talk with them and when I tip I feel like I'm in part controlling the situation, in that they wouldn't have been naked or done that thing without me. That's what makes it hotter than just watching porn, to me at least.


 No.123469>>123470 >>123472 >>123474

>>123463

Don't walk around with an erection


 No.123470

>>123469

Oh ok, I won't


 No.123472>>123475

>>123469

I jump around with an erection


 No.123474>>123475

>>123469

>not crawling around with an erection

pleb


 No.123475


 No.123476>>123479 >>123480 >>123501 >>123513 >>123539

File (hide): a71f2f77bee8b0d⋯.png (299.71 KB, 900x600, 3:2, coles.png) (h) (u)

Moment of the silence for all the NEETs hitting the shops tomorrow


 No.123479


 No.123480

>>123476

That's what my coles feels like, I just don't feel like a beast when I go there


 No.123482>>123484 >>123486

my cum smells like dough. like flower and water.


 No.123484

>>123482

flour* lol


 No.123486>>123487

>>123482

you mean it smells yeasty?


 No.123487

>>123486

no, i'm not talking about dough that has yeast in it

it just smells like the smell of dough made from flour and water


 No.123490>>123496 >>123498 >>123539

http://www.myfreecams.com/#MissAlice_94

anyone remember this bitch? holy fuck lmao


 No.123494

>>123417

> MyFreeCams

just search the camwhore's name on vk.com and find a russian that reposts the videos in hd

then, youtube dl (use a GUI if you're dumb like me)


 No.123495

>>123417

Why can't you just obtain a legal copy of the game?


 No.123496>>123497 >>123499

>>123490

Who is it? Also stop giving them neet bux


 No.123497

>>123496

>not knowing about missalice_18


 No.123498>>123500

>>123443

makeup is a art

>>123447

>hohols are better than turks, therefore let them immigrate

fuck off, native slavs were culturally behind us in the 1950s, and they still are today, even with faggot stuff today

>>123490

i had a magnet link to heaps of her stuff, ill find it in a moment

gigabytes, and prem vids too, the good stuff


 No.123499>>123502

File (hide): 1bb8502c812df06⋯.jpg (272.37 KB, 599x528, 599:528, 4ec001135e56d17235a5759923….jpg) (h) (u)

>>123496

She's a New Zealand camwhore that posted semi-regularly on 4chan's cancer /soc/ board. Pretty much the definition of camwhoring, since most people that frequent these shitty cam sites knows who missalice is.


 No.123500>>123506

>>123498

Slavs are a great people honestly. We should let millions of Ukrainians immigrate here.

I want a fucking qt slav gf.


 No.123501

>>123476

I already went to IGA today, got chicken boobs for 6 gbp's a kg


 No.123502

>>123499

Thought is was NZ neet in drag


 No.123503>>123504

File (hide): 6c58dc3928ea603⋯.jpg (79.58 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, ybp1fHU.jpg) (h) (u)

missalice is part maori

her mum burned dat coal


 No.123504

File (hide): 0150fb0df9e4ca2⋯.gif (1015.49 KB, 450x275, 18:11, fy6zWgX.gif) (h) (u)


 No.123505

File (hide): 9e3da18c06f2d6d⋯.jpg (510.46 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, 1445587950616.jpg) (h) (u)

Stop the degeneracy


 No.123506>>123507

>>123500

fuck off

like the finnish, slavs still carry mongol genes, so unless they are dispersed, they go crazy and genocidal

adding to the fact that this place is much to hot for hohols, making them angrier, and that the only habitable places for immigrants are the cities, since there aren't low-pay jobs in the bush, any ukrainian immigrants are likely to form gangs like the somalians, the greeks, the lebs, the chinks, the irish and the scouse have (in the past).


 No.123507>>123508

>>123506

Ukrainians would integrate into society nicely. They have in the past. We actually took a lot of Eastern Euro immigrants after WW2, they caused no problems. The problems were caused by the Southern European immigrants.

Also Finns are great. I actually think of Finns as much like Australians in a lot of different ways.


 No.123508

>>123507

>We actually took a lot of Eastern Euro immigrants after WW2

?

>finns are great

yes, because they weren't under direct soviet control, and didn't get fucked over by nazi or EU either

same cannot be said for 'the borderland', especially the S.T.A.L.K.E.R.s

I don't want to be shot for a can of beans


 No.123510

link to the biggest one, use this if possible

91 Giggle Bytes

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:38A788E3B6E277506D72531F9852D215A6BB21D9

from

https://www.chansluts.com/general/downloads/res/316.php

if it's too slow, try the older ones

dumb cunts from cuckchan /t/ haven't all moved to the newest one

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:38a788e3b6e277506d72531f9852d215a6bb21d9&dn=%5bMyFreeCams%5d%20MissAlice_18%2c%20MissAlice_94

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:ed373536b36fd28e4489ffd11067c581bca6a29a&dn=MissAlice_94%20(MissAlice_18)%20MyFreeCams%20MegaPack


 No.123512>>123516 >>123521

File (hide): 57f443237eb6915⋯.webm (1.85 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Telstra_Ad_-_The_Great_Wa….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

anyone got any tips on how to convert this better?

i'll try putting it into an mpeg container, see if that works


 No.123513

>>123476

Nice m8

I just woke up after sleeping to pass the time since i cannot go to the shops.


 No.123514>>123515 >>123517

I woke up very hard, (my libido is otherwise dead) and it was rather irritating . I just took a piss and now back to normal.

This may be a shit post, but I had hopes of my libido returning, guess not. Oh well.


 No.123515>>123518 >>123520

>>123514

even after following varg's advice? next step is to start eating more fats/less carbs (don't full keto unless you hate your liver) and doing the exercise


 No.123516>>123530

>>123512

I always hated that ad


 No.123517>>123519 >>123522 >>123527

>>123514

what does it mean to not have a libido? and why would you want it back if you have lost it?

i'm horny 24/7. i fap 10 times a day, i have done so for the past decade since i was 12 years old. sometimes i fap more. i spend money on stupid shit because i'm horny. i do stupid shit because i'm horny.

what's good about being horny? what's good about having a libido?


 No.123518>>123540

>>123515

I guess I will try that next (diet and exercise). I already take anti depressants, and I think I can take them and get my libido back, (by taking your advice) as I already don't watch porn. Stopping the medication is not an option as I descend into a depression so severe I cannot even get out of bed and wish every moment for something to end my suffering.

Its not to say that on them I am completely depression-free, but it reduces it to a level of passive suffering and allows me to function somewhat normally.

Sorry for the essay, but I just had a lot to write.


 No.123519>>123520

>>123517

keto is fine on the liver


 No.123520


 No.123521>>123530

>>123512

>how to convert this better?

that encoding's pretty gud m8 what else did you want from it?


 No.123522>>123523 >>123524 >>123532 >>123540

>>123517

It means not watching porn, and looking at anything attractive just gives you no feeling, when it used to. Even before taking them I was never at a libido you described in your case. Before taking the pills I capped on average once, or twice a day. Now I don't do it at all and I don't even bother watching porn because I feel nothing and even trying to force it feels like flogging a dead horse.

I just wanted to have somewhat of a libido for the one day (once again not likely) I get the confidence to attempt to date women, to lose my virginity. I don't think it will happen but, on the slim chance in a few years I get the opportunity I want 'working equipment' ; without it I don't be able to. And going off the medication is once again, not an option as the depression would come back worse.


 No.123523

>>123522

*fapped on average, not capped


 No.123524>>123525 >>123540

>>123522

are you on antidepressants VN?


 No.123525>>123526

>>123524

did you reply to the wrong person? that's not VN (I am VN)


 No.123526>>123527 >>123528 >>123540

>>123525

ah, he said he was a virgin so assumed it was you, my bad


 No.123527>>123531

>>123526

weird to assume someone with no libido would be VN mate haha, this is me (VN): >>123517


 No.123528

>>123526

>tfw non-virgin neet master race


 No.123529>>123544

>tfw bad day again

The ride never ends neetos


 No.123530>>123535

>>123516

that's racist

get out of my country

i'm also gonna make a webm out of thorpedo's "fully sick", another classic corporate contribution to the land of New Holland, just to spite you

>>123521

i'd prefer a better source, then i need to learn how to copy a stream without reencoding it

the source i nabbed from youtube is a >2mb 240p .mkv

the video is vp9 (yay) but the audio was encoded as an AAC, which is verboten from webm, thus I can't use it as a container without reencoding the audio.

i might just lurk /webm/ and git gud


 No.123531>>123533

>>123527

yeah thats why i asked if you were on anti-depressants because it would be out of character


 No.123532>>123540

>>123522

but if you don't get horny then why would you want to.

you are free from the roasties' grasp, shouldn't that be a good thing?

i get no joy from my sexuality. its simply misery.


 No.123533>>123534

>>123531

yeah im not on (((them)))


 No.123534>>123537

>>123533

noice, it's jew poison

btw i am that guy from the aus pol thread :P


 No.123535>>123538

>>123530

>then i need to learn how to copy a stream without reencoding it

-c:v copy or -c:a copy with ffmpeg

opus is pretty much the codec for webm audio anyway, better compression

>>>/a/ webm threads have a good guide for dummies if you're using ffmpeg you should


 No.123537

>>123534

ah okay :)


 No.123538>>123552

File (hide): 7fb7994d92b7e02⋯.webm (1.46 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Telstra_Ad_-_The_Great_Wa….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>123535

i fixed it

I know, but it was reencoding a shitty 125kbps AAC at 44.1khz into 320kbps opus at 48khz


 No.123539>>123541 >>123542

>>123476

50% of cheesecakes what?

>>123490

No, never heard of her. Can you please stop shilling MFC or I'm going to end up losing a lot of bux. Money better spent on more traditional NEET vices like goon and tendies. BTW, is there a way to get their vids full-screen?


 No.123540>>123543 >>123545

>>123524

>>123526

I am on anti depressants, cheesecake NEET here. I think there are a few virgins here and I am but one of them. ( >>123522 , >>123518 is me) .

>>123532

I guess I am free from it. I feel somewhat incomplete without it, like I am missing a part of myself. I would like a sex-drive, just a mild one, just so in the (hopeful) future I can be in a relationship, if I have luck.


 No.123541>>123557

>>123539

I was tired


 No.123542>>123557

>>123539

It says 50% off I think.


 No.123543>>123546

>>123540

how much do you meditate? when's the last time you had your chakras realigned?


 No.123544>>123548

>>123529

I share the feeling. Hopefully today is better for both of us.


 No.123545>>123547 >>123549

>>123540

well, ditch the jew poison for a start, it clearly isn't helping


 No.123546>>123606

>>123543

I tried getting into meditating a while ago. I couldn't get as far as understanding the definition on google so I gave up.

It sounds like something I want to do however, so I might put energy into attempting to understanding it again.


 No.123547>>123550

>>123545

It helps in some respects, I am very thankful it has somewhat fixed my depression and to a degree helps with my OCD. It comes with the cost of my sex drive though. If only there was a way to get it back while on the anti depressants, I might just give exercising a go, I think it might work.


 No.123548

>>123544

*tomorrow


 No.123549

>>123545

I stopped taking my anti-depressants months ago and it definitely didn't cure me


 No.123550>>123551

>>123547

try trenbolone


 No.123551

>>123550

Isn't that a steroid?


 No.123552

>>123538

>320k opus

yeah you only need a fifth of that bandwidth for decent sounding audio


 No.123553>>123554 >>123555 >>123556 >>123557

What are we eating (or already had) for dinner tonight NEETs?

Mummybot has surprised me with a roast Turkey, very nice.


 No.123554>>123557 >>123561

>>123553

Fried egg and bacon roll.

Annoyed tonight as the neighbours blasting 90's/00's music.

Right now I hear I'M BLUE DA BOO DEE BOO DOO DA.

I might go out for a bit later(maybe) or just call it an early night and go to bed.


 No.123555>>123560

>>123553

mummybot's legendary chicken schnitzel burritoes w/ colby cheese, tomato and Jeb! sauce


 No.123556>>123558

>>123553

Half a pizza with some cold croissants I found at the local dumpster


 No.123557>>123561

>>123541

>>123542

I was just being a smart arse, I did like the pic. Feels like it's been ages since we've had any decent OC.

>>123553

Just leftovers. Right now enjoying a hot cup of tea with a biscuit. I only wish the ambient temperature was colder.

>>123554

Kek, have they played Barbie by Aqua yet?


 No.123558

>>123556

I'm starting to think you're just lying about the dumpster-diving. Can you take pics next time?


 No.123560>>123563

>>123555

That sounds pretty tasty. Can you take a pic? I haven't had a burrito in years


 No.123561>>123562 >>123570

>>123557

>Just leftovers. Right now enjoying a hot cup of tea with a biscuit. I only wish the ambient temperature was colder.

Winter is fast approaching and I am very excited. The wagie's will be very un-smug and the comfy NEET will be the opposite. Also what biscuit? A few nights ago I was enjoying some Ritz and dip, those are pretty nice.

>>123554

>I might go out for a bit later(maybe) or just call it an early night and go to bed.

I might head to bed early as well.Mummybot brought me some milk out at the shops (which apparently were open RREE) while I was asleep thinking they were not. Oh well tomorrow the NEET shop is still on the agenda, just minus the milk.


 No.123562>>123574

File (hide): d4a3125a505c0c0⋯.jpeg (355.56 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, 1.jpeg) (h) (u)

>>123561

if you really wanted to stick it to wagies and have no shame, catch a train during peak hour and shit your pants and record the responses


 No.123563>>123564 >>123570 >>123577

File (hide): 45dc19f56b5c77d⋯.jpg (389.02 KB, 1040x585, 16:9, 1493116425945[1].jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): a552bef8c12c2fa⋯.jpg (1.56 MB, 1170x2080, 9:16, 1493116296984[1].jpg) (h) (u)

>>123560

here, mummy OH&S / ASIO


 No.123564>>123569

>>123563

Looks nice, needs some sauce though m8


 No.123565>>123566 >>123568 >>123569 >>123578

File (hide): 4f4fa3eebea6630⋯.gif (349.08 KB, 300x169, 300:169, 1488421465089.gif) (h) (u)

just spent another $200 on some worthless MFC camgirl


 No.123566>>123578

>>123565

I think you are spending too much money on these things anon, you can get a RL prostitute for that kind of money


 No.123567

File (hide): 5c43532c4957472⋯.jpg (35.9 KB, 600x500, 6:5, 1481715336656.jpg) (h) (u)

>>>123565


 No.123568

File (hide): cb158595a375101⋯.jpg (378.81 KB, 1152x648, 16:9, vulpes.jpg) (h) (u)

>>123565

This has got to be bait.


 No.123569>>123571

>>123564

Jeb! sauce is a sauce

>>123565

baka senpai ~desu

mfc is low quality and barely interactive

switch to pixiv/gelbooru or stop paying like a wagecuck


 No.123570>>123572 >>123573

>>123561

Just a supermarket-brand shortbread. I forgot to buy a pack of ANZAC biscuits on Monday, they're always nice for dipping into tea.

>>123563

I could go for one of those right now. What's Jeb sauce btw? Never heard of it


 No.123571>>123576

>>123569

Oh now I see it. I thought it was lettuce. Guac merchant has blessed the burrito.


 No.123572>>123576 >>123583

>>123570

> What's Jeb sauce btw?

Guacamole


 No.123573>>123583

>>123570

>Just a supermarket-brand shortbread. I forgot to buy a pack of ANZAC biscuits on Monday, they're always nice for dipping into tea.

You have reminded me to go out and buy many biscuits tomorrow.


 No.123574>>123583

>>123562

Where's that pakistan?


 No.123576>>123579 >>123580

File (hide): 959a7d7f40c9922⋯.webm (1.17 MB, 640x480, 4:3, THORPIE_FULLY_SICK_6_2MB_….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

whoops, forgot to turn quality from best to good, took so long i forgot about it

>>123571

>>123572

SSHHH, DON'T LET OTHERS KNOW MY SECRET INGREDIENT


 No.123577>>123582

>>123563

>telling mummy to make this for me right now as I bang two pans together


 No.123578>>123581

>>123214

>>123397

>>123565

I'm guessing you're on the DSP, right?

>>123566

This, THis, this. You've spent almost $1000 which is what some irl-whores charge for an overnight stay.


 No.123579>>123582 >>123585

>>123576

how obvious is it now that he is gay as fuck


 No.123580

>>123576

oh shit

Sorry m7


 No.123581>>123585

>>123578

Newstart.

I know I could easily purchase an actual whore with this money but I don't want to.

MFC is entertainment. A lot of the type I don't even fap. In fact most of the time I don't fap. The cuck in me just enjoys making these girls happy by giving them tokens.


 No.123582

https://btdig.com/5e57cfa22dd4060eb4b46626a48cb4d30e384aa3/meme

hmm???? is it worth adding to my colection? i hope its not Podesta approved

time to risk it for the biscuit!

>>123577

make it yourself, and use it as a bargaining chip for mummybot

protip

1 avocado : 3/4 of tablespoon of sour cream : 1 teaspoon of seasoning (buy the proper stuff in the cholo section)

>>123579

everyone knew beforehand, but it's hard to live down, since the christfags used togo ballistic at that shite


 No.123583>>123588

>>123572

I initially thought it was smashed avo, but close enough.

>>123573

I might do the same. I'm thinking Arnott's scotch finger and iced vovo plus the ANZACs. Haven't had a decent choc-chip in a while too.

>>123574

Squatting?


 No.123584>>123587


 No.123585>>123586 >>123589

>>123579

Looks like he used cum as hair gel

>>123581

You obviously have little-to-no bills to pay. I might indulge in these cam whores next time mummybot is away. Are there any /aus chicks worth checking out?


 No.123586

>>123585

yes, and they're all at anonib


 No.123587


 No.123588>>123602

>>123583

>I might do the same. I'm thinking Arnott's scotch finger and iced vovo plus the ANZACs. Haven't had a decent choc-chip in a while too.

I might get some of the coles choc chip, they are nice. Might get a few shortbread too.


 No.123589>>123593

>>123585

i was just with this bitch called katek8 who banned me for literally no reason (i talked about the vids i found of her on the internet). she's aussie. i want my 14 tokens i tipped her back haha

https://www.redtube.com/1065350 that's one of her vids.

just choose the options and tell it to put aussie girls at the top and you'll find a diverse range of them. the most fun i had was with a russian girl called strawberry_N.


 No.123590>>123591 >>123592

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ATTENTION /aus/, I HAVE DISCOVERED AN ANOMALY

I am sorry to announce this, but…

The internet has run out of memes.

Please refrain from using memes from this point onward, in case your harddrive dies and we lose a meme forever.

We will be sending a camera crew to downtown Brazil to rectify the problem by importing memes directly from the sauce. Thankyou for your support, and may god bless us all. Amen.


 No.123591>>123594

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>>123590

I have many


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 No.123593

>>123589

Thanks, though I should probably stick with the non-aussies so I don't end up stalking them irl.


 No.123594>>123595 >>123598 >>123599 >>123602

>>123591

one day, we should organise using a volafile thread to build an archive of NEETstralian-certified memes without using discord, so make another thread

first, we must decide on a name

how about "A centrelink to the past"


 No.123595>>123596

>>123594

I don't want newfriends having access to my vast memechive


 No.123596>>123600

>>123595

not for the sake of protecting your memes from future hard drive failures?

not for educating future NEETs on the values of past NEEThoodery?

hey, I wonder if i should go to wizardchan and ask them if they have any leftover memes I can steal


 No.123598>>123601

>>123594

The discord is nice :(


 No.123599

>>123594

Sounds like a good idea


 No.123600>>123604

>>123596

If a meme can't even survive a hard drive failure it's not tough enough to make it through life anyway


 No.123601>>123603 >>123604

>>123598

discord is nsa


 No.123602>>123605

>>123588

Tomorrow shall be The Day Of The Biscuit.

>>123594

>A centrelink to the past

Ha, I just remembered the anon that used to buy hordes of Tim-Tams. Think it was clean-stove neet.


 No.123603

>>123601

How though?


 No.123604

>>123600

good point, lets throw that idea down the memory hole and ill go back to feeling guilty about eating chocolate

>>123601

my point exactly, but its not like irc or email or 8chan is much better, so i was thinking posting it on an i2p torrent


 No.123605

>>123602

>Tomorrow shall be The Day Of The Biscuit.

I like the name. Do you dip your biscuits in your coffee/tea?


 No.123606>>123607

>>123546

>I tried getting into meditating a while ago. I couldn't get as far as understanding the definition on google so I gave up.

Wikipedia is a shit way to introduce yourself to anything technical. Most of the time I can only understand a technical wikipedia page if I already know the material, and even in those instances it's obvious that it won't make sense to someone without background knowledge.

It's better to use a secondary source for technical understanding; get a book that was written to introduce noobs to a topic. It doesn't matter if the book is factually incorrect in some areas, you just need to gain enough information to be able to meaningfully educate yourself with other resources.

On meditation: I downloaded a PDF of a book called Mindfulness in Plain English[1] on the recommendation of a meditation subreddit and it helped me understand what meditation actually is, why it's helpful and how to practice it. It comes with a minimum of spiritual rubbish. I recommend you read one page each day because I know you're a lazy fucking NEET with extremely weak willpower (just like me) and you'll crumble if you try to force yourself to achieve a goal that's outside your current abilities. Set a timer for 10AM and just read one page when it dings.

There's no need to be worried about the speed of your learning because you can use guided meditations to practice in the meantime. Jon Kabat-Zinn has some pretty neat videos[2] that I found by accident and kept watching because they're just as good as self-directed meditation.

One last thing: meditation will be really, really fucking frustrating if nobody has explained how to properly approach it. You can find the technical stuff above but the most important thing to know is that difficulty in meditating means you're doing it right. I would get pretty pissed off when I thought I was failing at meditation because my mind kept wandering and I wasn't able to keep myself from getting distracted. In retrospect my anger doesn't really make sense, it's like trying to beat a lifting PR and getting angry because the weight is too heavy to lift easily. I hope that helps.

[1] http://www.vipassana.com/meditation/mindfulness_in_plain_english.php

[2] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8oKWQiEWYs


 No.123607

>>123606

Thanks , will give it a read.


 No.123609


 No.124488

nyaa.se went down last night, might be related to new britbong/EU laws, so use tokyotoshokan or DHT search engines i.e. skytorrent, btdig, ju8 .me, btdb

anyway, don't forget opennic




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