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OLD THREAD: >>121083
Eating some chocolate?
Autumns still not feeling that great in Perth, weather's hovering around.
Starting around late April - May, the house will be quieter and I'll have some time to make some videos outdoors and such.
Can't wait for winter.
~VaporNEET
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▶ No.121947
>>121943 (OP)
Perth weather is ducking spicy penis right now, why didn't I buy beer yesterday?
▶ No.121948>>121949
Tfw i forgot to buy snacks yesterday so i have to eat pieces of cheese instead
▶ No.121949>>121950 >>121954 >>121955 >>121956
>>121948
You got bread and a grill? Toasted cheese sandwiches make for a great snack or meal
▶ No.121950
>>121949
No, i was going to buy bread today
▶ No.121951>>121952
Tried watching doctor who, half the cast are fucking niggers
▶ No.121952>>121953
>>121951
I think the BBC has a high diversity quota.
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▶ No.121954
>>121949
That looks like a really comfy village
▶ No.121955
>>121949
>200k Chinese visitors a year
Knowing how dirty and filthy those slope Jews are that town must be a dump
▶ No.121956>>121959
>>121949
>be dutch neet
>go to dutch maax
>wait for hours to catch canoe
>finally get to maax
>everything smells like cheese
>get greeted by stoned lady at front desk
>front desk clerk is stoned again
>sit around for an hour doing nothing then head back
▶ No.121957
>filling up lollies in a large soda cup at Target
Are there any places that still do that?
Although as a big guy 4 u I'd be too self-conscious to participate in that.
▶ No.121958>>121964
>>121945
I think we ran out of pepes to use.
▶ No.121959>>121969
>>121956
kek'd at this, especially maax
▶ No.121960>>121962
>>121943 (OP)
Yeah we are nearing in on winter so all good.
▶ No.121961
Just woke up and made myself a banana and mango smoothie for breakfast in the blender. Was nice.
▶ No.121962>>121965 >>121967 >>121975 >>121988
>>121945
People haven't been using a Pepe every thread for a while.
It gets tiring anyway, I'd thought you'd like a comfy vid instead.
>tfw no comfy basement retreat
>>121960
It rained more in Summer than it has in Autumn so far, I remember that week in January where it rained.
▶ No.121963>>121968
Fucking hell, Niggermania keeps popping up in my frequent sites thing and won't go away no matter how often I delete it.
I go there maybe once a month to laugh at their coontacts threads.
Is my computer trying to racism shame me ?
▶ No.121964
>>121958
Just put mustaches on the old pepes. Pepe surplus suddenly explodes.
▶ No.121965
>>121962
>that week
More like the entire fucking month, here in Adelaide anyway. Never known it to rain so much as it did then.
▶ No.121967>>122033
>>121962
That crab bucket pic is great, did you make it?
▶ No.121968>>121971
>>121963
Do you have history enabled?
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>>121959
Or in a Nordic country, they'd have Moxsen instead of Max
I watched Cheesecake NEET's new video, does anyone hear have any stories of hooking up with girls post-high school or as a NEET? I know we used to have a guy here who had a girl he liked in one of his Uni classes I wonder how that went.
I'm sure that there are female NEETs out there, I have a feeling they'd be the type to dwell on social media all day though and so reaching them would be hard.
▶ No.121970
>>121969
>I'm sure that there are female NEETs out there, I have a feeling they'd be the type to dwell on social media all day though and so reaching them would be hard.
Those two NEET girls who were in the news spring to mind. I wonder what all the NEET girls are doing, probably not on 8chan.
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>>121968
Nope, I make sure I leave no trace, that's why it's bugging me
▶ No.121972
>>121969
OldNEET here (one of us anyway), I've scored quite a few over the years but I go back and forth from working and bludging.
They do tend to whine a lot when I'm not working though.
▶ No.121973>>121977
>>121971
Your designated asio agent just has a sense of humor
▶ No.121975>>122005
>>121962
Please don't post me along with fagneet, don't want to confuse people
▶ No.121977>>121983
>>121973
Kek, I hope he enjoys all the gangbang porn I watch
▶ No.121978>>121980 >>121981
Any of you NEETs in NSW taking advantage of the discount on new energy efficient fridges/TVs for poorfags?
https://appliance.environment.nsw.gov.au/Home/Products
I have been thinking of it but buying new things makes me anxious to pick the right one and not end up wasting my money.
Also you would think they would get fridges with better than 3/3.5 energy ratings if they are trying to get people to replace their old appliances.
▶ No.121979>>122005
Might cook some soup for dinner, before watching a stream
▶ No.121980>>121982
>>121978
>energy efficient fridges
This is just an excuse for them to sell pissweak fridges at full price, it's an outright scam using "mah environment" as a reason.
If you've an older fridge hang on to it, they're much much better.
▶ No.121981
>>121978
>nsw
fug
coulda gone a new fridge
▶ No.121982>>121989
>>121980
>This is just an excuse for them to sell pissweak fridges at full price
Did you miss the part where they are 50% off?
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>>121969
tbh i stopped watching when he started to talk about his 9 year old gf
▶ No.121986>>121987 >>122005
>>121985
Yeah well I was 11 at the time. Never got to kiss her and now that I think about it, I never found her attractive at the time, even though then I didn't find any girls attractive, because I was a kid.
▶ No.121987
>>121986
11 isn't that young, i was polishing the neet stick all the time by then
▶ No.121988
>>121962
Pepe is gud for quick categorization when looking at the catalog. There is never enough Pepes.
▶ No.121989>>121991
>>121982
Lol, yeah I did actually.
They'll still be a shit product though, probably why they're 50% off.
▶ No.121990>>121992 >>121995 >>122006
Eating a poo vindaloo for dinner
▶ No.121991>>122006
>>121989
They work though. My current fridge is almost 20 years old and getting dodgy, probably going to need to get a new one soon before I end up losing all my perishable goods.
It is a beast though, I have done some minor maintenance and it keeps everything nice and cool. Energy efficiency of it would be dogs balls though, probably costing me a good couple hundred per year in power bills.
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>>121990
vindaloos give ya runny poos
▶ No.121994
>>121969
I've said things before but I don't like digging into those topics too much.
▶ No.121995>>122002
▶ No.121996>>121997 >>121999 >>122004
is there any reason to for cheesecake to use Discord over RIOT?
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>>121997
it's kinda like Discord but it's free and open source and all that crap
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>>121996
>>121998
I didn't make the server (me cheesecake) someone else did and I was made admin by them.
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>>121999 (party dubs)
go make a matrix server then
▶ No.122002>>122006
>>121995
Nah, bought it from the fridge section at iga
▶ No.122003
>>122001
I think there is only 3 of us
▶ No.122004
>>121996
Personally I like the IRC more, although the option for voice is nice.
[I haven't voice chatted to anyone here]
▶ No.122005
>>121979
Another can of Heinz?
>>121986
I was 12 when first asked 'out' by a female classmate (actually one of her friends did the asking) but the shy-guy in me refused to even acknowledge the question, I just kept saying "What?" like I couldn't hear what was being said. But back then I don't think kids even went 'out' on dates even if they said yes, like it never went beyond the verbal act. I once played with my erection in grade 6, had it out while I was doing it (not fapping but rather 'exploring'). To this day I wonder if any one (especially the grills) noticed.
>>121975
That image of you reminds me of all the supposed pics of Big Foot. It just has that look. You on the goon tonight, as I am? Either way you must be grateful for the public holiday this coming Monday?
▶ No.122006>>122009
>>121991
Almost 20 years old and getting dodgy… How is it not completely dead already? Surely you've had to replace the seals on it a couple of times.
>>121990
Is that a supermarket-tier "Ready to heat" meal? I bought something similar from IGA not too long ago, it was the worst chicken fried rice I've ever had. Love their chicken 'nibbles' though.
>>121992
It's the curry that makes it come out in a hurry
>>122002
I knew it!
▶ No.122007
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it
▶ No.122008
>>122001
>implying I want my real identity revealed
Cmon, not a good idea.
The most I would do is voice chat and play an MMORPG.
▶ No.122009>>122011
>>122006
I only got it about a year ago. It is a westinghouse RJ522.
▶ No.122010>>122011
>>122001
what are you going to do at the meetup?
▶ No.122011
>>122009
I just hope that once in my lifetime I'll get to own a fridge with built-in ice-dispenser…
>>122010
Probably find out what human flesh tastes like
▶ No.122012>>122013
10 days till I cant apply again for an advanced payment. Please tell them they haven't fucked with it since last year, it seems the same but cant apply yet, so much shit I need to buy
▶ No.122013>>122014 >>122017
>>122012
>tfw not eligible for an advance payment until my debt is paid off
Only $3000 to go…
What shit you need to buy?
▶ No.122014>>122015 >>122016 >>122017
>>122013
Diff anon here but I need to think of some shit to buy now that I've got some cash to fuck around with, bought some legit ugg boots the other day and they're max comfy m8s, cost 80 dollirydoos. Was thinking I might invest in a bidet like some other anon did when he was cashed up years ago, I think it was gookneet but idk where he's gone now
▶ No.122015
>>122014
NEETs blowing your tax dollars on bidets, tonight at 9 on ACA
▶ No.122016>>122021
>>122014
How fucking cold is it where you are? Are you Blue Mountains NEET? Where I am the current average lows are 18 degrees which is way too hot for ugg boots.
>Gook=NEET
$80 could've gotten you a handjob at an Asian massage parlour if you lived in Sydney or Melbourne
▶ No.122017>>122018 >>122022
>>122013
Come to think of it not that much really, I need a new bed aside from a shitty single mattress on the floor but that's $350 at least for something actually decent, I'd rather buy an i7 imho but still probably wont. Just shit like a cheap running oil heater and a shelving unit, lots of other little essentials like water filters and shavers, new lamp that doesn't blow a bulb ever week
>>122014
Wearing some legit ugg's right now, got them for about $80 also on offer more than 3 years ago still going strong, that was a good investment
▶ No.122018>>122019 >>122020 >>122022
>>122017
Hell a mattress on the floor is still better than no mattress and just sleeping on a floor. Just imagine you're Japanese if you're one of the NEETs that are into anime. Any of you cunts actually slept rough (ie on the streets/been homeless?)?
>Wearing uggs right now
You're either living in the southernmost parts of VIC, SA or you're from TAS.
▶ No.122019
>>122018
I was no mattress for about 2 weeks, didn't want to spend to money but had to cause fuck that. I'm in VIC west 15mins from the city, usually always in uggs and thermals
▶ No.122020>>122023
>>122018
I've slept outside in bushland in school cadets multiple times.
Had a snake pass by my sleeping bag one time.
Hows that?
▶ No.122021
>>122016
Blue Mountains NEET here, unless there is a second one, that is not me. Currently 10C outside and 17C inside.
Last week or two has had a fair few nights/early mornings dropping <5C and the highest daytime temps have been 20C.
I swear there were more <5C nights than show up on this, maybe this is only daytime temps? Could also be that this weather station is in the next suburb over.
▶ No.122022>>122024 >>122032
>>122018
Slept on bare ground when camping with cadets and the like. Also sleep on trains occasionally because long journey + tired = sleep.
Also spent some time overseas in Asia where they sleep on futons with all the thickness of a rug.
Aren't the UGG brand UGGs actually American or some shit? I remember there being some big thing about the trademark of that being used by people who did not deserve it.
>>122017
You should sign up to your local freecycle group. Most of that shit you will be able to find on there (shelves, heaters, bed frames etc). Things like shavers and water filters you can put through the checkout as tomatoes.
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>>122020
>How's that?
Not good enough, try sleeping at the work-site that only a few weeks earlier you were working on as an employee of a construction company. Or what about sleeping/living out of a hatchback?
▶ No.122024
>>122022
>Things like shavers and water filters you can put through the checkout as tomatoes.
There is always someone watching over the self checkouts at my woolies, and of course their focus is mainly on the neet
▶ No.122028>>122029
Had a dream my mum wanted to kill me last night which is strange because I also want to kill her
▶ No.122029>>122030
>>122028
Are you sure it was a dream?
▶ No.122030>>122031
>>122029
Nah it was a dream, also dreamt that I was flossing my teeth
▶ No.122031
>>122030
You should do that in real life too
▶ No.122032>>122098
>>122022
>We are NOT affiliated with UGG Australia. UGG Australia is owned by an American company (Deckers) that manufacture in China.
We are Original UGG Boots.
We manufacture in Australia from the finest sheepskin, We are 100% Australian made and owned.
We are licensed with the Australian Made Campaign, as well as the Australian Sheepskin Association.
Our mission is to provide the highest quality Aussie made sheepskin UGG boots to our customers all around the world.
www.originaluggboots.com.au m8
▶ No.122033
>>121967
glad people are posting my OC tbh
▶ No.122034>>122043
another day in paradise neetos
▶ No.122035
Ugg boots are ugly and boganish, why would you even want them, wear slippers or something.
▶ No.122036>>122040 >>122056
>against better judgement decide to check out whirlpool's jobs forum
>browse a thread about jsp appointments
>thread is 20 pages of boomers muh handshaking and tinfoilers tweaking out
Straya's pretty fucked, ay?
▶ No.122037>>122041 >>122042 >>122099
I just helped mum out by cutting down the dying sunflowers with by sword, I am always amazed at how cleanly and easily it goes through things.
▶ No.122040
>>122036
>going to whinepool for any reason
▶ No.122041>>122045
>>122037
what kind of sword? I have a katana myself.
▶ No.122042
>>122037
Did you tell them it was nothing personnel
▶ No.122043>>122100
>>122034
That it is, and good morning to all. I'm currently watching a live stream of the North Korean 105th anniversary parade
▶ No.122045>>122099
>>122041
A 12th century arming sword. I will get a katana one day.
▶ No.122046>>122047 >>122048
Any of you familiar with this chan? https://hikkichan.com/
▶ No.122047
>>122046
Too much meme text.
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▶ No.122049>>122050
This might be of interest to some
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNVZy9kp6M0
Radiohead will be playing in about 90 minutes
▶ No.122050>>122053
>>122049
>not available in your country
guessing neets are gonna need a vpn to watch
▶ No.122053
>>122050
Fork out them shekels boy
▶ No.122054>>122055 >>122057 >>122060 >>122065 >>122106
who here /keenforeastereggs/?
▶ No.122055>>122106
>>122054
might get some when they're on sale
had a nippy's iced coffee the other day and noticed they had a giant kosher stamp on them, not to mention how the straw is too short for the box which was bull
▶ No.122056
>>122036
Was reading that, apparently if you get a job max can find out from centrelink who your working for and harass your new employer even if you don't tell them
▶ No.122057>>122058
>>122054
I kind of want some but I really don't need the calories
▶ No.122058>>122059
>>122057
Gotta look good for the annual NEET swimsuit competition
▶ No.122059
>>122058
I think I can be Mr Neetcember this year
▶ No.122060>>122114
>>122054
>tfw no easter eggs
I am the anon who brought two kitkats the other day, and ate them. The hidden hot cross buns I bought were a 6 pack and they expired yesterday, so I ate 4 of them in my room last night and now have two out of date hot cross buns in my bedside table. Fucking coles why are your shitty buns go out of date in 2 days REEEEE
Just fuck my easter up m8s.
▶ No.122065>>122067
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>>122054
Easter eggs are decadent symbols of the aristocracy and the bourgeois.
▶ No.122067>>122069 >>122123
>>122065
Its just chocolate egg anon ;_;
enjoy easter pls
▶ No.122068>>122070 >>122090
Can't eat chocolate, too much sugar.
Used to have two teaspoons of sugar in my coffee (7 coffees a day) and no I have no tolerance to the stuff anymore.
▶ No.122069>>122072 >>122078
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>>122067
They are long associated with orthodox Christianity and the Russian Aristocracy, the Russian monarchy used to receive splendid jeweled eggs of gold while the workers starved!
▶ No.122070
>>122068
I usually have one sugar in mine. The milk I add provides enough sweetness, so sometimes I don't add sugar.
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>>122069
>while the workers starved
Let them eat cake
Seriously though,I hope you're having a laugh and not actually a leftycommiearsebandit
▶ No.122073>>122074 >>122077 >>122081
>>122072
I wouldn't be laughing about commies m8, if things in this country keep heading the way they are, there will be a workers uprising of sorts against the government, it's inevitable, or something like that.
▶ No.122074>>122075
>>122073
>workers uprising
Can't have a workers' uprising if nobody has a job.
▶ No.122075>>122076
>>122074
NEET uprising when?
▶ No.122076
>>122075
When we stop being slack.
▶ No.122077>>122080
>>122073
>laughing about commies
>workers uprising
Actually I do find that pretty funny.
I'm the OldNEET that goes on and off the dole and I wagied for 15 years solid till I got my house mostly paid off.
In all that time in factories and warehouses I did not meet a single communist.
Every cunt I've met who described themselves as a commie in my whole life has been a student or a dole bludger.
For all peoples whinging life is actually pretty bloody good, sure we're in a bit of a recession but it'll swing back in a while, that's how shit goes.
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>>122069
I just like the music and am easily influenced.
▶ No.122079
>>122078
And I replied to myself… What a retard.
▶ No.122080
>>122077
>Bit of a recession
>Happened in 08
We've never totally recovered since then, but really does it even matter if we are all on the dole getting paid the same amount regardless anyway?
My only concern is that they will start fucking with it soon cause the nigger floodgates are open and they are all on benefits, the so called neet uprising might actually have to be a thing
▶ No.122081>>122093 >>122103
>>122073
Socialism seems like a pretty neat idea, the (((capitalist))) ethos is destroying the entire fucking planet. Look at what it's done to the poor bastards in China and India, that's our fate when it becomes profitable to enslave and exploit white nations.
Capitalist wealth-hoarding has no end in mind. Look at the Forbes billionaires list and judge for yourself whether there's a rational goal these people are working towards, that anyone could ever make use of all the wealth they're stockpiling. Why is it acceptable for one person to have fifty billion in assets while so many others are dying of starvation?
▶ No.122082>>122083
We need to bring back the monarchies.
▶ No.122083>>122130
>>122082
Make neet king the real king
▶ No.122088
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>>122086
It's hard to pick a favourite but I like the atmosphere of this one.
▶ No.122090>>122092
>>122068
That's not actually that bad, a can of coke would have that much.
▶ No.122092
>>122090
I'm in the same boat as that guy, not even half a can of coke would send me fucking loopy. Its the type of sugar they put in the shit, I have no issues with raw sugar
▶ No.122093
>>122081
>Capitalist wealth-hoarding has no end in mind. Look at the Forbes billionaires list and judge for yourself whether there's a rational goal these people are working towards, that anyone could ever make use of all the wealth they're stockpiling
It's control, dummy. You can make other people do all sorts of things if you have enough money.
>Why yes Mr. Soros, I'll gladly increase African immigration to the western country I am in charge of! And thank you again for the campaign donations and the 'business' trip to Tahiti, it was exquisite!
Of course, that's just the light end of it. There are much more perverted and terrible ways to pull strings when you've got all the money in the world. Those child sex rings come to mind…
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>>122032
Nice. Glad to see they got the trademark.
UGG Australia should be banned.
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>>122037
>>122045
Post pics of sword. I like to imagine the sunflowers are at the front of the property and you freaked out all the neighbours.
▶ No.122100>>122133
>>122043
Watching it atm. Cant help but think a NK refugee would make for a perfect neet wife and would be a step up from where they currently are
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>>122099
The lighting in my room is not the best for taking photos at night time.
▶ No.122102>>122105
>>122101
nice taste in anime neeto
▶ No.122103
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>>122081
This scene is like a direct answer.
Best scene from Mr Reddit.
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>>122101
How much was the sword and also the anime?
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>>122102
Thanks.
>>122104
$200 from the Medieval shop, it's an Australian site and they don't charge for delivery, there is a Youtuber that test all kinds of weapons and armour called Thegn Thrand, he actually gets most of his stuff from there. The only problem is that their stock is not set, sometimes they have certain things sometimes they don't but then sometimes they get new and different things.
The Manga was $17 from book depository who also don't charge for delivery, but they don't have the second part.
▶ No.122106>>122109 >>122110
>>122054
>>122055
I might indulge in some nostalgia-feels by buying one of those 'Humpty Dumpty' eggs next week. But what I'm really looking forward to next week is that school holidays come to an end. It's very hard to concentrate out in public when there are so many qt lolis about.
▶ No.122108>>122138
Waiting for mummy to hurry up at this restraint so I can drive her home and drink the goon. Had to drive my sister to northbridge and there was a delay on the road because some wage crashed his car and cause a pile up. Wish I never got a license
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>>122106
Are you cheesecake? Didn't know you were a paedo.
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>>122111
nice digits neetoe
▶ No.122113>>122118
>>122110
Maybe my mistake. I thought cheesecake used a US VPN.
▶ No.122114>>122115
>>122060
You bought two kit-kats the other day. Then you brought them home. And any food past a 'best before' or even 'use by' date can still be completely edible, just look and smell for signs of decay before eating. I wonder if anyone here has ever made their own hot-cross-buns?
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>>122114
>being an autistic pedo
▶ No.122116>>122119
>>122112
thanks
i've been a wagecuck for 3 months
▶ No.122117
>>122115
Calm down matey, this is a safe space.
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>>122109
>>122110
>>122113
No I'm not cheesecake and am also not the only one who uses a US VPN. Maybe 'loli' wasn't the right word as I was thinking of high school girls who are at least 16.
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>>122116
Are you still a wagie?
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>>122118
> Maybe 'loli' wasn't the right word as I was thinking of high school girls who are at least 16.
>Maybe
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>>122119
yes, i'm going to stay another month or two, see you back here then
▶ No.122123
>>122067
Just don't enjoy any halal-certified eggs
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>>122118
Loli is literally a word made and used by pedophiles so probably.
▶ No.122126>>122128
>>122124
I don't think Nabakov was an actual pedo
▶ No.122127
>>122121
Maybe 'maybe' wasn't the right word, what about 'probably'? I have no idea the exact age of anyone I see in public, and some girls mature faster than others. That voluptuous girl you saw the other day whom you were convinced was about 18 could easily have been 13 given what I just said and how makeup can add to the illusion.
>>122122
What line of work are you in?
▶ No.122128
>>122126
No but they have taken it and use it to sexualise girls.
▶ No.122129>>122132
>>122105
How did you actually obtain the sword? Didn't postal services/customs get pissed?
▶ No.122130
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>>122083
Nice self-promotion there, Your Majesty. Are you enjoying the long weekend, pseudo-wagie?
>>122086
This is all I can think of
▶ No.122131>>122135 >>122136 >>122139
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/aus/neet outback adventures when
▶ No.122132
>>122129
I guess it varies by state but they are not illegal here(SA), double edged knives are though but even then it is a grey area weather a dagger is legal or not.
Also customs don't check internal posts and it is an Australian company. I would not risk getting a sword from overseas.
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>>122100
I thought the planes flying in the 105 formation was pretty cool, but once all the military hardware passed I quickly lost interest. How long do you think you could keep control over a NK-refugee wife before she's corrupted by western feminazi values?
>>122101
Nice blade, He-Man
▶ No.122135>>122136
>>122131
When we leave the house
▶ No.122136
>>122131
>>122135
there's no desert in the bucket
▶ No.122137
>>122133
By the power of gayskull
▶ No.122138>>122140
>>122108
Restraint? I wonder why that wagie crashed, was he in a hurry to get to work? Or maybe he'd just finished his shift and was desperate to get home just so he could enjoy an hour or two of leisure before sleep?
>>122115
I've brought this issue up before, pretty sure it's Cheesy that gets 'brought' and 'bought' confused.
▶ No.122139
>>122131
Here's one I prepared earlier. I think it was a female, cant remember the type but do remember in the description that it can catch birds in its web which wouldn't surprise it spun a massive one, chilled there for about month
▶ No.122140>>122143
>>122138
resteraunt, new phone has that shitty auto correct enabled
▶ No.122141>>122142
Looks like a St. Andrew's Cross spider, either way a picture of a spider is hardly an 'outback adventure'
▶ No.122142>>122146
>>122141
>either way a picture of a spider is hardly an 'outback adventure'
It's pretty wild for a neet
▶ No.122143>>122145 >>122157
>>122140
I was thinking that, it's okay I won't dob you in to the BO. You on the goon now? I'm finishing the last of the Dolce Russo I bought a few days ago. I also ended up buying a wireless keyboard today, probably not the best decision given the negative health implications but it sure is comfy not having to get up from my lounge chair or bed when I need to post.
▶ No.122145>>122148
>>122143
Comfort is the cornerstone of the neet life. Can do 5mins of exercise a day and be set, not to mention the cardio when I walk up to woolies every few days. The rest of the time one should be in maximum comfort as neetly possible
▶ No.122146>>122147
>>122142
I'm not particularly fond of spiders but when they're outside I don't have a problem with them unless I happen to walk face-first into a web. It's spiders indoors that upset me most, especially huntsmans.
▶ No.122147
>>122146
I don't really mind spiders at all. Webs are more annoying tbh
▶ No.122148>>122149 >>122154
>>122145
I couldn't agree with you more. Now all I need is a decent pair of wireless in-ear headphones
▶ No.122149>>122150
>>122148
You and me both, will have to treat myself to a pair when my advanced payment comes through. Any suggestions?
▶ No.122150>>122151 >>122158
>>122149
No idea mang, JB Hi-Fi seems to have a large range of headphones, and I'd most likely buy from an in-store as opposed to online-only delivery because I'm too impatient. I wouldn't have to buy any sort of headphone if I lived alone though…
▶ No.122151>>122154
>>122150
Yeh I'm seeing a ton of Chinese cheap shit on ebay, but the in-ear headphones are a good suggestion as actual headsets get really uncomfortable unless you've splashed out big. $40 logitech I bought a few years ago went into the trash pretty quick for that reason, something like wireless apple earphones would be perfect
▶ No.122152>>122153
I simply cannot tolerate over-ear headphones, my entire lobes become very sore within minutes of wearing them. I get paid early this week, might pick up a pair of wireless in-ears. When do you get your advance?
▶ No.122153>>122155
>>122152
25th I can apply so the 26th should be the day, get paid before then however but I'm in cash hoarding mode until I see over $1000 in my account again. Its going to be a fucking glorious day, actually xmas
▶ No.122154>>122156
>>122148
>>122151
I see this and wonder if there's any discernible difference between the $100 pair and the $450 pair? Or are you simply paying for the brand name?
▶ No.122155>>122156
>>122153
So fast-forward to the 26th, what are you going to spend that $500 on?
▶ No.122156>>122159
>>122154
In my experience with BOSE yeh there would be, its primo quality audio that lasts. One review of 1 star however, but hey I'd be pissed too if I spent $450 on earbuds
>>122155
Wireless earbuds
Oil heater
8 pigeon hole storage cabinet
Decent lamp that doesn't eat bulbs like breakfast
Shit like razors and water filters
Washing machine conked out but housemate bought a new one and didn't ask for me to chip in, wasn't really keen on handwashing clothes in the middle of winter
Not buying shit for my PC, upgrades are fucking ridiculous and I cant justify $400 at the very least on an i7 for playing games that give me zero satisfaction. Want to keep as much of the money as I can for as long as I can, later on in year if the price drops on the ps4 pro or there is a bundle with Destiny 2 and its actually good I'll be getting that. Meanwhile cunts are upgrading from a 1080 to a 1080ti like its no thing, I cant keep up with PC anymore
▶ No.122157>>122160
>>122143
Nah, bought a carton of pure blonde because I don't wanna be a fat nigger
▶ No.122158>>122160
>>122150
You can spend $400 on beats headphones
▶ No.122159>>122161
>>122156
I'd love to be able to upgrade my PC just for the ability to play all the GTAV mods that are constantly being released ( I own the game on PS4 but you can't get the mods available on PC).
▶ No.122160>>122165
>>122157
>falling for the no-carb beer meme
Tell me something, when you're really intoxified what's the one thing that your body starts to crave? It's food isn't it…?
>>122158
But are you actually buying something worthy of the price-tag or are you just paying for the brand-name?
▶ No.122161>>122162
>>122159
Are you talking about the RP mods? I'm usually up when Lirik is streaming so always watch that shit and can almost push the game to full max settings with what I still have but I feel like Rockstar is going to shut that shit down so been reluctant to get "serious" about them
▶ No.122162>>122163 >>122167
>>122161
Hmm, not sure what you're talking about (RP?) as I'm simply referring to all the vids I see on YT. Such as weather mods/ police mods/ and most recently a zombie mod which had me creaming in my pants as I love anything zombie-related.
▶ No.122163>>122167
>>122162
RP as in role playing. Recently a bunch of unofficial modded servers opened up and have got the interest of big streamers so they are taking off, unless R* pulls the rug out from under them which they can at any time. I'll check out these new singleplayer mods, I suppose you're hyped for State of Decay 2? the first one was the best singleplayer zombie survivor I've played
▶ No.122164>>122166 >>122169
02:07] <Getting_Pissed_PTY_LTD> And although the river deepens, its waters seem more pleasant. That rip is just an illusion, welcome it my friend
[02:10] <Getting_Pissed_PTY_LTD> And although the cliff-depth enlarges, its space becomes more approachable. That trip is nothing more than confusion, believe that if can be a friend
▶ No.122165
>>122160
Yeh I always end up wanting fast jew food but I resist
▶ No.122166
>>122164
Cliffs are not your friend. Do not believe their lies. Death is not the answer.
▶ No.122167>>122168
>>122163
>>122162
If your pc is shit you should check this video out, you just might get by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4urCuG0mgU&t=1s
▶ No.122168
>>122167
Would have applied with my old 660 but my 960 4gb runs it at almost max settings with consistent 60fps. Anything that is CPU heavy kills me which is most of the shit I actually want to play like simulators and such, GTA only cares that you have enough VRAM on your GPU
▶ No.122169
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>122164
You made me think of this song.
>And you've been looking for an honest way out for too long, because suicide is not the key.
>And you hate the taste of alcohol and medicine.
>Well the answer, the answer, the answer is plain to see.
>So come along, lets get murdered!
>Lets go to sleep and never wake up!
>Lets find a loop-hole out of this!
▶ No.122170>>122171
>>122110
No. I have talked to VN on the Irc before though.
>>122109
I am not a pedophile.
- Cheesecake
▶ No.122171>>122172
>>122170
Don't you just love it when neets mix our names up?
▶ No.122172>>122178
>>122171
It is rather amusing I agree.
Mummybot had a spregout at me last night and she kept screeching at me and kept yelling "go to your room", I literally didn't do anything wrong. Anyway, I have been busy avoiding sleep and probably don't need any anyway, not feeling tired.
It seems as soon as our relationship gets marginally better it just gets a step backwards and I cannot pry the reason why she gets set off for seemingly nothing. Oh well.
▶ No.122175>>122215
▶ No.122176>>122177
>>122174
morning
had a dream that someone stole one of my beers, I was pretty happy to wake up from it tbh
▶ No.122177
>>122176
Guess you could call it a nightmare? Kek
▶ No.122178>>122179
>>122172
>It seems as soon as our relationship gets marginally better it just gets a step backwards and I cannot pry the reason why she gets set off for seemingly nothing
It's because you're a NEET. You can't expect peace in your relationships, even with your family, if you're unemployed in a culture that despises people who are unsuccessful financially.
feels bad man
▶ No.122179>>122182 >>122185
>>122178
This
Being unemployed means that your mummybot's "pissed off at neet" meter is constantly right below reeing point, any perceived wrongdoing could push it over
▶ No.122181>>122183 >>122184
>>122180
you too m8
Saw a qt in an Alice in Wonderland costume handing out easter eggs yesterday. I never knew I had such a fetish.
▶ No.122182
>>122179
Mum's never angry at me.
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▶ No.122185>>122187 >>122188
>>122179
>Being unemployed means that your mummybot's "pissed off at neet" meter is constantly right below reeing point
Thanks for the chuckle, NEET.
I agree yet, man, my mum has had a hairpin trigger for all the years I've been neeting it up. The neet-mummy power dynamic makes the situation so much worse because I'm not allowed to defend myself when she goes off, I have to grovel and apologize even if I actually haven't done anything wrong. I find that she almost never cares about the thing she's yelling about, she's usually just venting her frustration over my complete failure to launch and the fact I'm a loser.
I couldn't afford easter eggs for the family so I tried to hide in my room when everyone was exchanging eggs. She wouldn't allow this, she made me announce to everyone that I had no eggs for them.
>so you didn't get any eggs for the kids? Not even a little pack for them to share? Wow, happy easter to you too
▶ No.122186
watching some anime about some music majors getting cloned as japanese neets
this hits too close to home
▶ No.122187>>122192
>>122185
>everyone was exchanging eggs.
People in your family exchange eggs? Not the parents hiding them around the house and the kids looking for them?
▶ No.122188>>122192
>>122185
Report her to the Neet Welfare Department, this is a pretty clear-cut case of both neet abuse and neet shaming. Your mummybot is in need of replacing.
▶ No.122189>>122190 >>122191 >>122192 >>122193
>27 years old
>60% of adult life has been NEETdom
>tried going back to university last year
>kept skipping class due to anxiety
>think i'm about to get kicked out this week
The only thing I can think of doing is joining the army but there's no way I'll pass the medical (fucked up lower back) or psychological. How can oldfag NEETs recover?
▶ No.122190>>122193
>>122189
just wait for the upcoming draft for wwiii
▶ No.122191
>>122189
Probably try to just get some job at a small/boutique firm with less stringent employment processes, be honest and upfront and hope they honour your honesty and give you a go
These big firms and corporations never train anyone up, easier to just hire someone so avoid those if you want career development and somethin gnot so shit after a few years
▶ No.122192>>122194
>>122187
This was just a small social egg exchange, we have a hunt later today with clues all over the city leading to a stash of eggs. I wish I had a car so I could drive around and set up a hunt of my own, I love that sort of thing and I feel like such a loser when I can't participate in family events.
>>122188
I saw a post yesterday about Law and Order: SNU Special NEET Unit
>>122189
I know how you feel matey, I royally cucked up my first shots at uni. Chances are you won't be kicked out, they'll just make you sit in front of a faculty panel and explain your situation before letting you study another semester. If you fuck up again then you'll be excluded for a year or two.
▶ No.122193
>>122174
Good After-Morning. Usually I'd have to endure the inconvenience of getting out of bed and walking to the PC to type this but thanks to the marvels of modern technology I can stay comfy in bed while using a wireless keyboard.
>>122180
Yes same to you but I'm glad there's only one more day of this Easter crap to go.
>>122189
Have you spoken to anyone at Uni about your mental health issues? Because you should. If you're feeling old now, just wait until you hit the big 3-0.
>>122190
Nintendo peaked more than a decade ago, I wouldn't bother seeking employment with them.
▶ No.122194>>122195
>>122192
>I saw a post yesterday…
Ha, that was from me and it was NPU (NEET Protection Unit)
▶ No.122195>>122197
>>122194
Special Neet Unit works better because we are mummybots special little boys
▶ No.122197>>122198
>>122195
Yeah unless you're Cheesy or a certain fella from NZ, then you're nothing more than a pimple that can't be popped. No offence to either
▶ No.122198>>122199
>>122197
can't pop the slob
▶ No.122199>>122200
>>122198
Can't squeeze the cheese
▶ No.122200
>>122199
Can't wipe the sheep-shit off of a New Zealanders' cock
▶ No.122202>>122205
Might just throw myself in front of a moving truck…
>tfw depressed
▶ No.122203
>>122201
Ha, what a loser!
▶ No.122204
>>122201
You should not be so concerned about such petty things.
▶ No.122205>>122206
>>122202
>killing yourself with an anime trope
pretty neat tbh
▶ No.122206>>122207 >>122210
>>122205
I have absolutely no attraction to anime or manga or whatever the fuck those giant-eyed cartoon characters are called. Watching humans on TV or in movies gives me a sense of socialising with my fellow beings. I just can't get that from watching Astroboy
>>122201
So what are doing to improve your chances of getting one?
▶ No.122207>>122209
>>122206
>So what are doing to improve your chances of getting one?
Whining on the internet
▶ No.122209
>>122207
tHAT might get you a boong, but not a white woman. Do you have the confidence to use Tinder? U never know m9, you could at least get your knob fondled by using such a service.
▶ No.122210>>122211
>>122206
I feel more in common with shounen protagonists and villains than any character I would ever find on normal tv.
▶ No.122211>>122212
>>122210
None of it's real though, and I'd rather see a human on screen lying than a Pokemon.
▶ No.122212
▶ No.122213>>122214 >>122217 >>122218
are there any tv shows about neets doing neety things?
▶ No.122214
>>122213
ACA, every weeknight at 7pm
▶ No.122215>>122216 >>122221 >>122224 >>122231 >>122348
>>122175
Man, rough night. Went out and ended up getting a blowie from an abbo bitch
▶ No.122216>>122219
>>122215
why would you do that
▶ No.122217
>>122213
Set up a Web Cam in my bedroom
▶ No.122218
>>122213
Struggle street? I don't know
▶ No.122219>>122221
>>122216
Wasn't so bad, her breath kind of stank and she was missing a couple teeth but I've had worse
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▶ No.122221>>122223
>>122219
>>122215
I'd rather just fap
>>122220
u wot?
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▶ No.122223>>122225 >>122227 >>122231
>>122221
fuck its wrong sry guys this shit post should be in other board
▶ No.122224
>>122215
I'm pretty sure bestiality is illegal here, I'd watch out.
▶ No.122225
▶ No.122226>>122231
When will we expect all the easter chocolates out cheap m8s? Tuesday?
▶ No.122227>>122228
>>122223
allau ackbar to u 2 m8
▶ No.122228>>122229
>>122227
He was looking for centrelink
▶ No.122229
▶ No.122230>>122232 >>122235
▶ No.122231>>122234
>>122226
FFS, are they not cheap enough already? What exactly are you hoping to buy? Are you after a particular brand or egg? It'll only set you back a few measly dollars for a pack of Cadbury Halal-certified mini-eggs. And a block of regular chocolate will cost you the same, it's just been molded into a different/non-egg-like shape.
>>122223
An ASIO field-agent has been dispatched regardless
>>122215
I hope you're getting ready the greentext of what happened. We need the particulars…
▶ No.122232
>>122230
probably would have been easier if he had dark skin and couldn't talk english
▶ No.122234
>>122231
>FFS, are they not cheap enough already? What exactly are you hoping to buy? Are you after a particular brand or egg? It'll only set you back a few measly dollars for a pack of Cadbury Halal-certified mini-eggs. And a block of regular chocolate will cost you the same, it's just been molded into a different/non-egg-like shape.
Not really. I was just hoping I could score more after easter due to the price drops.
▶ No.122235>>122236 >>122237
>>122230
>tfw no more /hebe
▶ No.122236>>122241
▶ No.122237>>122241
>>122235
You will always have master chan
▶ No.122238>>122239 >>122241
Have you guys been keeping up with the US political protest vids?
Crazy how that shit is getting so far out of hand with people brawling in the streets and stuff.
▶ No.122239>>122244
>>122238
>crazy
it's the future m8
▶ No.122241>>122242 >>122244
>>122236
Not him
>>122237
A truly shit chan where every post requires a captcha. A good deterrent if you ask me
>>122238
Lefties just can't accept reality. Paranoid schizophrenic party when?
▶ No.122242>>122243 >>122246
>>122241
>not him
I didn't know we had more than one pedo in our ranks
▶ No.122243
>>122242
We can start our own neet pedophile ring
▶ No.122244
>>122239
I could do with more videos of MAGA cucks being beaten in the streets so this isn't entirely a negative development
>>122241
I can't tell who the trump supporters are fighting. They keep saying 'antifa' but that means nothing to an aussie and I assume it's not what they would call themselves.
▶ No.122245>>122252
Is raping a communist even rape since they don't believe in ownership
▶ No.122246>>122247 >>122249
>>122242
A crime is only committed when a girl that its less than 16 years of age is physically touched.
▶ No.122247>>122250
>>122246
What if I poke her with a stick? Am I guilty by proxie
▶ No.122249>>122251
>>122246
Being a pedo doesn't require a crime mate
▶ No.122250
>>122247
Depends on what your definition of a 'stick' is
▶ No.122251
>>122249
/leftypol
You must return
▶ No.122252
>>122245
Neets truly are the best philosophers
▶ No.122253>>122255
I just wanna cum in a whores mouth right now
▶ No.122255
>>122253
That'll cost you extra assuming the whore even allows it
▶ No.122257>>122259 >>122260
I'm eating a can of Heinz, this must be what the military is given?
▶ No.122259
>>122257
No they get abo cum in a can
▶ No.122260>>122262
>>122257
I just had some Heinz minestrone for dinner. Nice.
▶ No.122261
▶ No.122262>>122263 >>122269
>>122260
Are you homeless and heating said soup from a council-owned public park bbq?
▶ No.122263>>122266
▶ No.122264>>122265 >>122266 >>122309
There's always plenty of food in dumpsters outside resteraunts, I used to find still warm pizzas in the Domino's bins. Just had to get to it before the cock roaches did
▶ No.122265
>>122264
This is why we need to make feed the neets a permanent thing
▶ No.122266>>122267 >>122268
>>122263
What sort of a reply is 'nah'…?
>>122264
Well that may fill your stomach but about your dignity? Pretty sure you could get charged with theft or tresspass by doing what you describe
▶ No.122267>>122270 >>122271 >>122272
>>122266
I'm hungry and there's free food, most people don't pay attention to you when you do it and you save money by not buying dinner
▶ No.122268>>122270
>>122266
>What sort of a reply is 'nah'…?
>Are you homeless and heating said soup from a council-owned public park bbq?
No, I am not.
▶ No.122269
>>122262
He's living with fagneet giving blowies for food and rent
▶ No.122270
>>122267
Yeah well, an ASIO field agent has been dispatched regardless. Your days of flouting the law are over
>>122268
Well please tell me that you at least ate the soup from a bowl and not from the can or a sauce-pan like a homeless person would
▶ No.122271
>>122267
Have you no pride? You are no better than an animal.
▶ No.122272
>>122267
just buy a bag of rice instead
▶ No.122273>>122274 >>122275 >>122276
Pathetic dumpster diving pedos please leave.
▶ No.122274>>122277
>>122273
When the economy tanks neets naturally start eating out of dumpsters and watch child porn
▶ No.122275>>122277
>>122273
hey now, as long as the dumpster diving pedos aren't employed then they belong here just as much as us
they also allow us to feel a smug sense of superiority
▶ No.122276>>122277 >>122280
>>122273
While I find the thought of eating out of a rubbish bin both pathetic and disgusting it is you that needs to leave. Straight back to /leftypol you go… Hillary Clinton neeeds your ongoing support
▶ No.122277>>122278 >>122281
>>122274
>>122275
>>122276
Instant replies on a dead board, nice. Did I hit a nerve you degenerate faggots? top fucking kek
▶ No.122278
>>122277
we're all a bit hyped on easter egg sugar tonight
▶ No.122280>>122282
>>122276
> Straight back to /leftypol you go… Hillary Clinton neeeds your ongoing support
>hating pedos
>makes you a cucked leftist
top kek
▶ No.122281
>>122277
You really are the most pathetic human being, John. Nobody likes you, not even your imaginary wife and 2 kids.
▶ No.122282
>>122280
Yeh I don't know how he came up with that but it was far from impressive. Knee-jerk reaction because I struck a chord, and it doesn't even make sense unless of course the man has a deep seeded desire to diddle around with kids
▶ No.122283>>122287 >>122288
One time I was so broke and hungry at a food court that I stuffed a half eaten cheese burger someone left on the dining tables into my jacket and went out to the parking lot where no one could see me eat it.
It tasted really bad
▶ No.122284>>122286
I just finished a blueberry muffin.
▶ No.122286>>122290
>>122284
which store throws those out?
▶ No.122287>>122292 >>122293
>>122283
Food courts always have the worst fucking food. Fucking hate it there when the chips just fucking sit in a warmer and you get served slightly warm chips. People who don't serve fresh hot chips should have their store bulldozed. Fucking wankers.
▶ No.122288
>>122283
It was Gods way of telling you you're better than that, blessed be
▶ No.122290
>>122286
I bought it from coles they are individually wrapped and $1 each.
▶ No.122292>>122297
>>122287
Yeh but everyone's too busy to pay attention to me when I eat chips off the floor
▶ No.122293>>122296
>>122287
Tell them you want fresh chips hot from the fryer. Yeh the little shit at the register is gonna have contempt for you but so what, the crap is expensive enough here as it is you should be getting the best out of it
▶ No.122294>>122295 >>122304
Fucking dogs that continuously bark because their owners are away… I guess the only thing worse than that is living next to a mentally-ill dog-owner that doesn't tell their dog to shut-up even when they're home.
▶ No.122295
>>122294
or people with big vicious dogs and dodgy gates
▶ No.122296
>>122293
"I'll have to ask the manager"…
▶ No.122297>>122298 >>122299 >>122303
>>122292
Is this a picture of you?
▶ No.122298>>122300
>>122297
that crow has pretty good chip handling skills, he's got nearly half a dozen there
▶ No.122299
>>122297
They always steal the good shit
▶ No.122300
>>122298
They get a lot of experience
▶ No.122301>>122302 >>122305 >>122307 >>122322
What's worse is butt hunting in car parks, I found a full cigarette outside this Maori house the other week felt like Christmas. Other times I'm just smoking wet dirty half smoked ciggies.
▶ No.122302
>>122301
>butt hunting
I wonder who is behind this post
▶ No.122303>>122308
>>122297
A crow is way too sophisticated, I was thinking more like pic-related
▶ No.122304>>122310
>>122294
Traumatizing shit. When I lived with nan the little lapdog shit she had would bark at the fence every morning pissing the dog next door off, as soon as he barked back she would run back inside and my nan would basically make out her, quite literally kissing her while the dog licked her mouth. She put more value on her dog than her own life it was a pathetic display. Now I live in relative peace, sometimes the old dog next door will bark but barely but even when he does it fucking triggers me, cant enjoy or concentrate on anything until he stops. People that don't keep their dogs in check should be fucking charged and if it continues should face either a $10k fine or 3 months jail, fuck the lot of them
▶ No.122305
>>122301
1. Open Task Manager
2. Locate Your_Life.exe
3. End task
…
▶ No.122307>>122311 >>122320
>>122301
Cigarettes are so expensive now smokers are resorting to smoking floor ciggies?
▶ No.122308>>122314
>>122303
I wonder what they taste like
▶ No.122309>>122313 >>122318
>>122264
I have thought of dumpster diving before. Not restaurants though, I would not want anything that is not packaged.
▶ No.122310
>>122304
Yeah same with cat-owners who let them roam free
▶ No.122311>>122315 >>122317
>>122307
I've been doing it for years, I always keep my eyes out for half smoked ones.
Used to be only bongs did that
▶ No.122313>>122316 >>122322
>>122309
> I would not want anything that is not packaged.
Look at Mr High Standards
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▶ No.122315>>122319 >>122321
>>122311
Instead of floor ones I would look out for ones left on benches, in ashtrays at cafe's etc.
▶ No.122316>>122322
>>122313
Is not the bin itself a package?
▶ No.122317
>>122311
>Used to be only bongs did that
It still is.
▶ No.122318>>122322
>>122309
>I would not want anything that is not packaged.
Your gonna be looking for a long time, as long as there's no cochroaches or signs of mice the food should be OK.
▶ No.122319
>>122315
The only time I 'butt-hunted' was when I was under-age and had no older friends to get cigs from.
▶ No.122320>>122323
>>122307
I'll get a ciggy from my pack and break it up and cut it up to be a bit finer, then put it in my pipe and smoke that way. Cut down heaps since then, every half hour or so I'll have a little tobacco hit and that's it, don't enjoy smoking full ciggies anyway its too much for me. Might smoke maybe 2 ciggs a day now as a result so buying a pack once a month isn't really shit when it comes to budgeting money
▶ No.122321>>122328
>>122315
Most of the good spots are already cleaned out by the other bums
▶ No.122322>>122327
>>122313
>>122316
>>122318
Kek, I was thinking of things like canned goods or when those 24 packs of drinks/chips/shapes/whatever get opened/torn and they end up throwing out all the separate packets because they are not for individual sale.
I would not go after restaurant bins.
>>122301
Are e-cigs cheaper than normal cigs? Surely you could get the juice and parts without the super-tax that cigarettes have by buying them from overseas.
▶ No.122323>>122330
>>122320
Look at Mr fancy with his own ciggies
▶ No.122324>>122325 >>122326 >>122327
You 'people' don't seriously do these things right? This is a joke yes?
▶ No.122325
▶ No.122326
>>122324
I wonder the same things mate.
I have seen people going around picking up ciggy butts and fat people in Western Sydney who stand around the food courts and take leftovers off the plates after people leave.
Never thought I would actually talk to any of them, or have anything in common with them.
▶ No.122327
>>122322
I just enjoy coming home with a bounty of second hand tobacco, it like going hunting
>>122324
Gotta survive somehow
▶ No.122328>>122329
>>122321
>bums, butts, butt-hunting
I'm starting to detect a theme here…
▶ No.122329>>122331
>>122328
I'll such your cock for a sandwich and a smoke
▶ No.122330>>122335
>>122323
I suppose, at least I have enough critical thinking skills to come up with something like that as opposed to smoking butts off the ground. Do you at least get the tobacco out of it first and roll it up in some cigg papers or do you smoke it how you find it? don't even tell me you cant afford tally-ho papers
▶ No.122331
▶ No.122332>>122334 >>122337
Good night all, cancel the 6AM alarm for tomorrow as it's a public holiday.
▶ No.122333
I suppose if you are smoking out of a pipe it wouldn't matter if it was dirty floor tobacco. As you wouldn't be touching it with your mouth.
I don't smoke btw, just an observation.
▶ No.122334
>>122332
Shops better be open tomorrow, as I want my eggs ffs.
▶ No.122335
>>122330
If there's a lot on the ciggies then I'll smoke it as I find it, most other times I smoke it in a pipe. But rolling paper is expensive
▶ No.122336>>122339
>80 cents for rolling papers
>Too expensive
Do you have a $100 a day meth habit or something
▶ No.122337>>122356
>>122332
No wfd for me tomorrow
▶ No.122338>>122340
Has anyone here ever thought about getting a job temporarily to use up their working credit? If so, was it worth it?
▶ No.122339
>>122336
Nah just broke all the time and don't like spending money on stuff I can get for free, there was a chick who gave me an evil look as I chased a fat ciggie butt blowing down a foot path.
▶ No.122340>>122341
▶ No.122341>>122342
>>122340
Nah I just have nearly $2k in working credit and wanted to use it up.
▶ No.122342>>122343
>>122341
How did you get $2k? my credits have been capped at $1k for ages
▶ No.122343>>122344 >>122356
>>122342
I think there is a greater limit for youth allowance, I don't know. It used to sit at $1000 for a bit and is now nearly $2000. Maybe I broke it, strange.
▶ No.122344
>>122343
I guess its different with youth allowance as opposed to newstart. I can see the logic in that, more incentive for under 25s to pull their shit together and all that
▶ No.122345>>122346 >>122353
Saw a hooker ad on locanto saying "no anal, no Indians"
▶ No.122346>>122347
▶ No.122347
>>122346
The Indians probably try and haggle with them
▶ No.122348>>122349
>>122215
If they haggle with escorts half as much as they do with shit on Gumtree I wouldn't blame them
>sir hi there,, interest in $50 for ur fone
▶ No.122349>>122350
>>122348
20 dollar I pick up today
▶ No.122350>>122351 >>122352
>>122349
*doesn't turn up then sends ass blasted message in broken english about how I lied to him about the date and time to pick up*
▶ No.122351>>122362
>>122350
>ass
Go back to America.
▶ No.122352>>122354 >>122357
>>122350
There could be no worse punishment than being indian
▶ No.122353
>>122345
Some people just can't handle poo
▶ No.122354
>>122352
except being turkish
▶ No.122356>>122368
>>122343
Centrelink will probably send you a debt collection notice for that extra k.
>>122337
That's cause for a celebration, are you one the goon already? I might get Subway for lunch today (the $4.50 Sub of the day is the meatball). Will pop into Dan's for a chat too.
▶ No.122357>>122358 >>122370
>>122352
I genuinely think it's the worst ethnicity/gender combination to be
They do quite well in the states apparently perhaps through hard work ethic but they're not as smart as north east asians, probably the worst out of sports of everyone hands down, fetishized or desired by absolutely no one and don't have the omg poor thing let me help you by white guilt progressives who feel good about being associated with you in some way like Abos
The only perk would be if you snagged an arranged marriage with a banging qt, can any Indian NEETs confirm?
▶ No.122358>>122359
>>122357
>Indian neets
Unemployment in their culture is family suicide. They would rather the work the shittiest jobs their are then be a neet, and they do
▶ No.122359>>122360
>>122358
You might be onto something there anon
▶ No.122360>>122361
>>122359
I lived with an Indian family for 4 years. As soon as I quit my job and hardly bothered to find another one they turned on me quickly
▶ No.122361>>122363
>>122360
>4 years
Was it some sort of curry-making and street-shitting apprenticeship?
▶ No.122362>>122365
>>122351
What's the point in putting the "r" in "arse" if you aren't even pronounce it anyway and the word ends up just being "ahse"?
▶ No.122363>>122364
>>122361
Not even going to get into it, I've also lived with muslims. My whole life has been one massive mess of shit
▶ No.122364>>122371
>>122363
Have you lived with abos?
▶ No.122365>>122366
>>122362
Because that is the word, an ass is a donkey. You Americans struggle with English and ruin the language.
▶ No.122366
>>122365
Why can't we have both freedoms and good English? Was it just never meant to be?
▶ No.122367>>122372
Just woke up and still feel tired. Just
▶ No.122368>>122375
>>122356
Nah got 8 hour wfd tomorrow and that shit is horrible when your hung over
▶ No.122370
>>122357
We don't allow Indians here. You have to be white to be a neet
▶ No.122371>>122373
>>122364
I lived across the street from abos once, like living across the road from a zoo
▶ No.122372
>>122367
being woke does that to you
▶ No.122373>>122374
>>122371
I lived a few houses down from some once. So much drunk staggering and yelling at all hours. Eventually they got run out of town by another family of abos, I think they had a brawl at the pub and someone got stabbed or some shit.
▶ No.122374
>>122373
The ones that lived across from me had their house raided by the police, never saw them after that.
▶ No.122375>>122376 >>122390
>>122368
You have good control over the goon
▶ No.122376>>122377
>>122375
how's the oettinger?
▶ No.122377>>122379
>>122376
Not bad, just bought a case for only $36
▶ No.122379>>122380 >>122382
>>122377
as in a 6 pack? that doesn't sound right
▶ No.122380
>>122379
yeah nevermind just checked dans and a carton is that cheap or i'm too used to paying out the arse for beer
▶ No.122381>>122383 >>122384 >>122391
Mummybot will not be happy with this young man
▶ No.122382>>122385
>>122379
A 24 pack/carton. I would never pay $36 for a 6'er of any beer
▶ No.122383
>>122381
grab the tit causes mummybot an awful fit
▶ No.122384>>122389
>>122381
Forgot the story pic
▶ No.122385>>122387
>>122382
neither but there are some pretty great tasting ones that are pushing it
▶ No.122386
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Watch from the 1 minute mark to see the beginning of the end of the human race
▶ No.122387>>122388
>>122385
You talking about those hipster craft beers?
▶ No.122388
>>122387
nah things like innis & gunns oak aged and foreign porters/stouts
i'd take coopers over most hipster brews all day
▶ No.122389
>>122384
>172cms
Manletrage strikes again
▶ No.122390>>122392
>>122375
>Not going full fatass mode and getting the footlong
▶ No.122391>>122392
>>122381
That smug look on his face
▶ No.122392>>122394 >>122395 >>122396
>>122390
I should've gotten one and saved half for dinner or even afternoon tea. What's everyone (all 3 of us) doing? I'm listening to a YT live-stream from some US cunts giving updates on the situation in Cleveland where a nigger randomly shot-dead an old nigger and is still at large. I saw the vid and must say that it was a pretty pathetic and cowardly thing to do, even for nigger standards which as we all know are quite low
>>122391
A while ago someone posted a pic of their bike which looks similar to what that kid's riding. But I can't be bothered tracking that post down atm.
▶ No.122394>>122397
>>122392
I'm watching old Top Gear stuff on Youtube because I ran out of hard drive space and can't pirate the show
Also what was the deal with that nig, I heard he started up a livestream on Faceberg and killed a couple people, or at least tried to.
▶ No.122395
>>122392
I'm just reading a book. Might mow the lawn a bit later to keep the mummybot happy.
▶ No.122396
>>122392
>cleveland shooting
The old man really didn't deserve it, /pol/ be damned.
▶ No.122397>>122398
>>122394
If you look on /b's catalog you'll find the vid of an old nig being shot in the face by this Steve Stevens guy (big 6 foot nigga), haven't heard confirmation of other deaths but in one vid he rambles on about how his gf or ex-gf/wife ruined his life then he showed an employee-badge from some orphanage where he works. Also he stated that he wanted to kill as many people as possible.
I've never really been into Top Gear apart from enjoying a the road-trip specials. Clarkson comes across as a very egotistical douche, but I would be too if I was that tall.
▶ No.122398>>122399
>>122397
>Clarkson comes across as a very egotistical douche
He's just that guy with an opinion about everything that everyone has to hear.
▶ No.122399>>122401 >>122402
>>122398
heh, I'd sooner spend a day with May than Clarkson or Hammond as he seems the most down-to-earth. Would you agree?
▶ No.122401
▶ No.122402
>>122399
May is best Top Gear but they all seem alright outside of the show.
Clarkson does some really great documentaries.
▶ No.122404>>122405
standards may be slipping. went to zambreros for a nice taco bowl and the girl serving me there was genuinely obese, but she had a kinda nice shape because most of her weight was in her legs and ass. got horny and considered asking for her number lol
▶ No.122405>>122406
>>122404
There's no shame as long as you were just there to fug her
▶ No.122406>>122407 >>122409
>>122405
I would date her, although I'd have to hide her from my parents and friends for a while.
▶ No.122407>>122408
>>122406
Fat chicks love a good pounding
▶ No.122408>>122409
>>122407
I should have got her number. We had some chemistry, from our very short interaction.
▶ No.122409>>122410
>>122406
>>122408
I was just teasing, if she's hot then go for it and give no fucks
You should go back next week and if she's still as receptive to you as she was last time then maybe ask for her number
You may as well, it can be a NEET encouragement thing - my advice would be to go at the start of her shift so maybe like in the morning or early afternoon. That way you can know if it wasn't just a one off due to her having an exceptionally good day before you go for it
▶ No.122410
>>122409
That's how fat bitches fatten you up
▶ No.122412>>122413 >>122417 >>122419 >>122421 >>122431 >>122458 >>122468
been buying 2L strawberry millk the last few days. is there anything tastier than flavoured milk? fucking hell. but why is it so expensive? the oak 2L strawberry flavoured milk costs $5.50. a normal 2L milk bottle is $2.00. so how can it cost $3.50 to add some powder to milk? weirdest shit
▶ No.122413
>>122412
steak and mushroom pie
it's exy because of all the colouings and stabilisers they have to add
▶ No.122417>>122418
>>122412
>buy 2L of milk for ~60c from a dairy
>add some fake strawberry flavoring
>charge 5.50
I wonder who is behind this
▶ No.122418
>>122417
it is straight up judaism
▶ No.122419
>>122412
It's cheap at Aldi if there's one near you
▶ No.122421>>122422 >>122423
>>122412
$5 is nothing, you are just cheap.
▶ No.122422
>>122421
>the prices aren't high, you're just poor!
I wonder who is behind this
▶ No.122423>>122425 >>122431
>>122421
actually it's an absurd price. flavoured milk should cost no more than unflavoured milk, probably less because they use lower quality milk for it.
flavouring powder costs the companies literally 5c per 100L of milk flavoured.
▶ No.122425>>122426 >>122431
>>122423
The market charges whatever it can get for it and it gets it so it will, this is capitalism, commie.
▶ No.122426>>122432
>>122425
>implying i support unregulated capitalism
i am a national socialist. we should regulate flavoured milk prices. in fact ideally we'd have the government buy milk from farmers for a fair price, test it for quality and then put it on the shelves for a decent price with no profit taking in between.
▶ No.122428>>122433
I just suck my mums tits if I want some milk
▶ No.122431
>>122412
>buy normal milk
>buy cottees ice cream syrup
>squirt it in the milk
>shake milk bottle
>you now have flavoured milk
Alternatively you could buy some of the actual flavouring powders and dissolve those in.
Even better if you could find or make your own sugar-free versions.
Drinking that much sugared milk combined with the NEET lifestyle is going to kill you Anon.
>>122425
>>122423
Price difference also comes from economy of scale. How many people buy flavoured milk compared to normal milk. Not to mention things like normal milk and bread are already priced very low by coles/woolies to encourage customers and stifle competition.
▶ No.122432>>122434
>>122426
The Nazis had no economic policies like that, they would have done the same, it's business.
Profits are what drive business, yes some need to be reined in like the mining companies but people selling flavoured milk for $5 is fine.
The problem with the dairy industry is not flavoured milk costing $5, it is that they are underpaying dairy farmers and that they force milk to be treated(although the second is a government policy not an industry one), these are the things the government should act on.
▶ No.122433>>122440
>>122428
I suck your mums tits too
▶ No.122434>>122436
>>122432
Homogenisation isn't legally required. Pasteurisation is though and it should be for milk in shops. You can get seriously fucked up by bad milk.
It should be legal to sell local milk without it being pasteurised though. I just would not trust anything unpasteurised that has been shipped or sitting in a shop.
▶ No.122436>>122437
>>122434
Unpasteurised milk is fine and pasteurizing it gets rid of many of the nutrients in it, I grew up on a dairy, all we drank was milk straight from the cow, people have been doing it for thousands of years with no issue. Yes, some people have issues with it but it's the same with many things, put a health label on it or something, don't ruin it for everyone.
▶ No.122437
>>122436
I just said it would be fine locally. It does not get any more local than drinking it straight from the cow.
The problem is when it gets shipped and stored.
▶ No.122440>>122441
>>122433
Dem good tits innit
▶ No.122441>>122442
>>122440
do NOT fuck your mummybot
▶ No.122442
>>122441
Can I fuck his mummybot ?
I hear all the cool kids are doing it these days.
▶ No.122444>>122445 >>122464
I have a psych appointment tomorrow, have to brave the bus and get back in one piece. What is everyone else doing tomorrow?
▶ No.122445>>122446 >>122447
>>122444
Good luck anon you can do it, I personally prefer buses to trains
It's currently fucking freezing and I've been up since 6AM because I have to drop someone off as the fucking trains don't come enough apparently
>just want to stay warm in bed and enjoy comfy sleeps
>can't
AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK
▶ No.122446
>>122445
We should start calling you taxineet
▶ No.122447>>122461
>>122445
>tfw still warm in bed
▶ No.122452>>122461
It's fucking freezing, I need some gloves. Do you cunts know of any gloves I could get that are max comfy yet slim enough to still type properly with?
▶ No.122458
>>122412
It's because of the costs involved to raise a particular cow, for example a cow raised entirely on strawberries makes strawberry-flavoured milk, and cows that only eat chocolate make choc-flavoured milk etc. etc.
▶ No.122459>>122462
Got a message for a MAX appointment tomorrow while I'll be at wfd
▶ No.122460>>122462 >>122465 >>122466 >>122467
When the FUCK am I going to find paid employment?
This has been going on far too long, my unemployment isn't just a temporary blip on my timeline but a significant chunk of my life. I've been unemployed for the majority of my adult life, I'm twenty four years old and I can't afford to feed, house or clothe myself. Forget friends or a romantic partner, forget hobbies, forget fulfillment and happiness, mental health and social wellbeing.
Every god fucking damn day is the same, every single day I wake up to a life that isn't worth living, a life of constant hardship and an endless stream of hard work with no reward. Volunteering, working for experience, gaining qualifications: just take on a little more debt, work a few more hours for free, write your daily quota of cover letters, display a positive attitude and someone will notice and reach out, I promise.
▶ No.122461
>>122452
I remember a conversation we all had on gloves last Winter, and someone recommended what Target was selling. I wonder if you can get Ugg gloves?
>that pic
My hands would warm up real quick if I was holding that arse…
>>122447
Son, it's time to get up and do something with your life
▶ No.122462>>122463 >>122466 >>122470
>>122459
I mean that's just ridiculous as wasn't it MAX that put you into WFTD? You shouldn't have to call them to explain but they will cut your payments if you don't.
>>122460
M8 I've been unemployed whilst having no friends for the past 5 - 6 years (longer on the friend side of things). It's starting to really get me down too. You have us…
▶ No.122463>>122472
>>122462
I'm just gonna leave wfd early to go there, call them out on their autism
▶ No.122464>>122472 >>122503
>>122444
Just got back from a bit of grocery shopping and bought a kebab for lunch.
▶ No.122465
>>122460
>live the life you have imagined
▶ No.122466>>122470
>>122460
>>122462
Nothing changes if you get a job, the only way to improve your life is to improve yourself, eat healthy, learn things you have an interest in, make your own furniture, budget your money.
Or you could put on a wig and a dress and suck your interviewers dick.
▶ No.122467>>122469 >>122470
>>122460
I find the money I get from Newstart to be enough for cloths, food and hobbies, more than enough really if you manage it well.
▶ No.122468
>>122412
It's quite simple: companies will charge as much as people will pay.
Prior to the 1960s it was common for executives to believe that they had a social obligation, that they were beholden to the general public and obligated to act in the interests of the public insofar as that could be accomplished while turning a profit. This changed, largely due to the Harvard School of Business endorsing the theories of Milton (((Friedman))), who believed that the sole obligation of an executive was to act on behalf of the business owner (or shareholders) and increase profits. That anything which benefited the public and reduced profits or even had an opportunity cost was actually immoral because any agent of a business is a mere human resource who exists for the benefit of investors, not a thinking and feeling person.
You should do some reading on the topic, it's pretty disheartening stuff. I'm not sure how well known (((Friedman))) is in Australia but he was influential in the states during his life and probably his most widely read work is a short article entitled 'The Social Responsibility of Business Is to Increase Its Profits' which was published in the New York Times some time in the year 1970.
http://wwwp.disei.unifi.it/mori/files/Friedman%201970%20b7.pdf
t. nzneet
▶ No.122469>>122477
>>122467
>more than enough if you manage it well
By managing it well you mean leeching off your parents so you get food and shelter at no cost to you? What hobbies do you have anon?
▶ No.122470>>122471 >>122477 >>122483
>>122462
>You have us…
Thanks NEET.
>>122466
I don't need a career, just a little bit of money so that I can start buying equipment for a small business. I'm already eating healthily and exercising every day, I do learn about stuff that interests me, the issue is that I have literally zero dollars and it isn't possible to invest nothing into a business. Fucking frustrating sitting here waiting for an opportunity to mosey along.
>>122467
I don't get Newstart, I'm not eligible for any dole payments at all. I can't afford to catch the fucking bus to university.
▶ No.122471>>122473
>>122470
why don't you ask your mum for money? you do all that work shouldn't she give you an allowance?
▶ No.122472>>122483
>>122463
i did that too, rocked up in sawdust and ppe
they couldn't give less of a fuck and asked me what i was doing
>>122464
axis and friends combo, noice
▶ No.122473>>122474
>>122471
"You don't pay rent and you eat our food, don't be so fucking ungrateful. I could never live in someone's house rent-free and ask them for money"
▶ No.122474>>122476
>>122473
it sounds like she really despises you. she sounds like you've let her down and crushed all her hopes and dreams for you, and she takes her crushing disappointment out on you.
▶ No.122475>>122480 >>122485 >>122489
I've been thinking, I got a job recently and MAX has been asking me the hours I'm on each week, I know that they get bonuses for 'finding' you work even if you found it yourself, but I'm considering just telling them to fuck off and that it's none of their business, but I think that would kind of put a mark against you in terms of dealing with them in the future. Like I'm just casual and won't be put on permanently for ages so the possibility of having to go back on the dole is possible in the near future. I don't know really but I would think that if you create more bullshit for them to have to deal with more than normal they would do everything in their power to fuck with you/your payments. What are your thoughts on this m8s?
▶ No.122476>>122478 >>122479
>>122474
Well, who wouldn't be disappointed with an asocial NEET for a son?
I don't feel bad for disappointing her, I think it's mostly her fault that I'm a complete fuckup. She never taught me to socialize, never showed me what a positive romantic relationship looked like, never bothered bringing my uncles into the picture so that I'd have a male role model to teach me how to be a man, never bothered involving me in sports or clubs or teams of any kind, she literally taught me to submit to bullying. My childhood and adolescent years were a recipe for failure in adulthood.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ No.122477
>>122469
I pay $100 board to my mum. I guess if you live alone it would be harder.
All sorts, what hobbies would cost hundreds of dollars a fortnight?
>>122470
Ahh, Would you not be able to get student allowances of some sort?
▶ No.122478>>122481
>>122476
Quit your crying, don't be a little bitch. Why don't you yourself ring up your uncles?
▶ No.122479>>122481
>>122476
Stop blaming others it is your own fault, men can raise themselves.
▶ No.122480
>>122475
i think it's per case manager than the organisation as a whole so if you have a bad rap with one nobody else in the office would probably care
not to mention there being alternatives to max out there
▶ No.122481>>122482
>>122478
Quite obviously I didn't ring my uncles as a child because, as a child, I didn't understand the importance of gender in society. If you have nothing interesting to say then just shut the fuck up, you braindead nigger.
>>122479
Cool post, friend.
▶ No.122482
>>122481
You're truly the dumbest cunt m8, ring up your uncle and ask if you can stay a bit, get the fuck away from your toxic mother and maybe try and fix your life somewhat ffs
▶ No.122483>>122484
>>122470
Please explain again why you can't get welfare, as I forgot.
>>122472
>axis and friends combo
???
▶ No.122484
▶ No.122485>>122493
>>122475
Nah, I tell them to fuck off every time I go back to work, I'm not letting those cunts get bonuses off me.
Only thing is if you're still claiming payments or using your working credit they can get you cut off for not giving them info.
If you ain't claiming the dole anymore tell them to fuck off, they can't do jack shit.
▶ No.122486>>122490
did my first session at salvos employment applying for jobs. fuck it is exhausting as hell. anyone get enraged at these sites that make you sign up just to apply for a job? one i did all this shit for then it said i had to upload proof that im an australian resident lmao.
any tips and tricks?
▶ No.122487>>122491 >>122492
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/cameron-park/gardening-landscaping/part-time-lawn-mowing-offsider-apprenticeship/1144717234
This shit makes my blood boil. There are so many exceptions to the minimum wage in the guise of traineeships that the standard award wage is practically a myth. A lawnmowing apprenticeship which probably pays 1/2* minimum wage, what a fucking joke.
▶ No.122488>>122490
what is worse
full of muslims or chinks?
▶ No.122489>>122494 >>122495
>>122475
Yeah get yourself a good GP who's willing to give you med-certs every 3 months. Anyway, some arses for VN.
▶ No.122490
>>122486
I reckon ease with which an unskilled applicant can submit his interest in a position is a good litmus test for the job market. The glitchy, time-consuming sites which require half an hour of data entry plus a personality assessment? They wouldn't exist in a buyers market but there's just no need to optimize and streamline when there are more workers than jobs.
>any tips and tricks?
Settle in for a long wait and a shitload of disappointment.
>>122488
Can we just stay white please
▶ No.122491
>>122487
>lawnmowing apprenticeship
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
▶ No.122492>>122496
>>122487
I didn't realise you could make an apprenticeship out of just any vocation, sounds like a scam unless it's a landscaping apprenticeship
▶ No.122493
>>122485
I'm not claiming the dole, haven't been for the last few months. I am casual with work though, so it's a possibility I might have to get back on the dole in the future
▶ No.122494
>>122489
I don't want to go back on the dole, working is great. I worked over the Easter weekend, was on $52 an hour
▶ No.122495>>122497
>>122489
VN here, thanks for the pics m8, but they aren't nearly thicc enough for my tastes.
here are some personal selections that i like more. fuck i shouldn't have posted now i'm uncontrollably horny and frustrated. TFW
▶ No.122496
>>122492
It's a property services division of a landscaping company, so yeah, it's yet more (((business acumen))).
▶ No.122497>>122502
>>122495
> fuck i shouldn't have posted now i'm uncontrollably horny and frustrated. TFW
kek, how virgin can you get
▶ No.122498>>122499
These degenerates are actually live-streaming themselves going through bins, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1QgZi6dxIk
▶ No.122499>>122500 >>122526
>>122498
Nothing wrong with going through bins, when's centrelink collapses were all gonna be dumpster diving for our next meal.
▶ No.122500>>122501 >>122526
>>122499
I'd kill myself before doing that.
▶ No.122501
>>122500
I'd kill someone else and take their food before doing that.
▶ No.122502>>122505 >>122509
Nzneet hang in there pls. Have you been shilling and handing in resumes in person? I hear it is better than online.
>>122497
No need to be an asshole to anon
I fell asleep at 4am today, woke back up at 9 and slept again until 1pm. Fuck I hate this shit.
▶ No.122503>>122506 >>122526
>>122464
Looks nice. I like buying the kebab meat boxes with chips from my local kebab shop. I recently discovered it, might go out and buy one tonight, hopefully
▶ No.122504>>122517
▶ No.122505>>122507
>>122502
There is a need to be one when looking at your life at this point
▶ No.122506>>122514
>>122503
You mean a hsp? I fucking love them
▶ No.122507>>122508
>>122505
>There is a need to be one when looking at your life at this point
? I am not VN, I am just sick of hostility in the NEET thread.
▶ No.122508>>122511 >>122526
>>122507
Are those edgy faggots that just shitpost constantly still around?
▶ No.122509>>122512
>>122502
Thanks NEET, I don't know how I survived before I found these generals. I was so happy when I found this place, not only a board for aussies but unemployed aussies, cunts who know my situation and feel my feels.
I've been handing out the A4 jew resume in person and applying online for everything I can find. Mum doesn't seem too bothered that I'm unemployed as long as I'm studying, so the pressure isn't too much, but the neet life is boring as hell when you dont have any money.
▶ No.122511
>>122508
Hopefully not. They pop up from time to time.
▶ No.122512
>>122509
>Thanks NEET, I don't know how I survived before I found these generals. I was so happy when I found this place, not only a board for aussies but unemployed aussies, cunts who know my situation and feel my feels.
I feel the same. I can't remember how I found here, and am very happy I did all those years ago. Without it I think my depression would be much more worse than it already is.
Are you studying at Uni or TAFE? Does mum pay for it? Also, does your house have a lawn mower? A good idea I think is for you to mow neighbors yards (preferably old people who cannot do it themselves) could charge a small fee, but it is better than getting no income at all.
▶ No.122513>>122515 >>122530
>Anon we have great job for you, what you are looking for close and part time!
>It will require you to get a police check however will this be a problem
>No it should be fine I don't have a criminal record
>Ok you go get police check as soon as you can :)
>Enquire
>Multiple versions of police checks, the one I need is $60
Oh top fucking kek m8s, these cunts are a complete joke. So much for DES being more of a support network than MAX. Not a chance I'm going to do it, no mention that I will be reimbursed in way at all if I were to do it I simply cannot afford 60 fucking dollars on this shit and I can guarantee she fucking KNEW it isn't a free thing to do, more than likely they cant reimburse shit for it so she mentioned nothing, just hoping I wouldn't notice the $60 price tag or cave in and spend the money on it which I don't have. Even if I did you can get fucked with that shit if you don't mention anything about me getting my money back, they couldn't give two fucks just pushing me as much as possible so they can get their commission if they do land me a job.
I'll be off to the docs as soon as I can pull myself together somewhat and calm down and get an exemption from these cunts and their bullshit appointments for as long as I possibly can
▶ No.122514>>122523
>>122506
Yeah I think that is the name, it has many different names, like Kebab box, snack box, meat box, halal snack pack etc. When it became a popular meme a while back I didn't think much of them.
However, one day I was walking past a kebab shop one time and I was in a mood disillusioned with the fast food I always buy, and wanted to try something different. Needless to say I think they taste quite nice, and was a breath of fresh air over the usual processed fast food offerings. I was feeling somewhat hypocritical buying it as I am not too fond of Islam. I think the local kebab shop I have isn't run by Muslims anyway.
▶ No.122515>>122516
>>122513
What would have happened if you paid the $60 for the police check, and got rejected at the interview? I would have been furious. Good thing you didn't do it.
▶ No.122516>>122518
>>122515
There is that also, the police check gets me an interview and nothing more
▶ No.122517>>122521
>>122504
I take medication for that, it has fixed most of the feelings, the symptoms. But I still feel my life is inherently worthless, just feel nothing rather than the soul-crushing sadness all the time. I still feel it a tiny bit, just enough To remind me that even pills cannot fix everything.
▶ No.122518>>122520
>>122516
I think you should try and haggle with them (Employment agency), they should pay for the police check if you fail, and if you get the job you should (you would be getting fat wagiebux though). Either way is a fuck around, but it depends if they are willing to work with you to get a job, since from your description they sound like useless parasites, I think getting the med cert is a wise move. It couldn't hurt to ask them anyway, though.
▶ No.122520>>122525
>>122518
lol too little too late. Next appointment I have with her I have nothing to say to her other than I cant afford the check when she asks where it is, I'm not going to bargain, haggle or reason with these cunts. Complete stonewall is all they can expect, hell I might just completely ignore any questions she asks and just act autistic as fuck, there isn't anything they can do
▶ No.122521>>122522 >>122528
>>122517
How did you get them prescribed? Whats the easiest way?
▶ No.122522
>>122521
GP's give anti-depressants very easy if you tell them your feelings. Psychiatrists can write the more powerful ones, but I think it does not matter. Just go to a GP and tell them about your depression.
▶ No.122523>>122524
>>122514
why not just go for a yiros from your local wogs?
▶ No.122524>>122530
>>122523
>yiros
I haven't heard of that, but I just googled it and it looks quite nice. Will have to find a shop close to me that does them.
▶ No.122525
>>122520
It's pretty fucked that they want you to get it before the interview.
The usual thing is an interview then they'll ask you to get one if they offer the job.
▶ No.122526>>122529 >>122532
>>122499
I can only see Centrelink/welfare collapsing or being drastically cut if a full-blown World War breaks as the government would need to fund the defence force as a priority and keep them supplied with whatever they need.
>>122500
And I'd probably try cannibalism before scrounging for scraps from a dirty bin.
>>122503
There was no need for chips as I could only manage half of the kebab (tfw manlet). I mean I could've eaten it all in one sitting but I'd be bloated as fuck for an hour afterwards. I still don't know what a 'donor' is btw, though it tastes like lamb. Who cares to enlighten me?
>>122508
There'll always be one or two of them on any board/thread/forum, they're as much a part of the internet as the annoying pop-up ad is.
▶ No.122528
>>122521
Say your shit at life and need drugs, gp's don't give a shit with that stuff
▶ No.122529>>122531
>>122526
>I still don't know what a 'donor' is btw
Someone or something that gives up an object without getting anything in return.
https://archive.is/TD09y
▶ No.122530>>122535 >>122627
>>122513
>tfw criminal record
There's no hope for me cunts, have been turned down for a volunteering position in the past because of it.
>>122524
After I paid for the kebab I noticed they sold traditional Turkish delights, I'll have to buy one next time as I've only ever had pic-related which is not the 'real deal' apparently.
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▶ No.122532>>122538
>>122526
>There was no need for chips as I could only manage half of the kebab (tfw manlet). I mean I could've eaten it all in one sitting but I'd be bloated as fuck for an hour afterwards. I still don't know what a 'donor' is btw, though it tastes like lamb. Who cares to enlighten me?
There is the kebab, the wrap thing you brought (with salad and etc), and then there is a snack box, which just has the kebab meat on top of chips, with sauce and cheese, usually with a egg too. I am 98% sure doner is lamb meat, as it taste exactly like the marinated lamb I brought from coles.
▶ No.122533>>122534 >>122536 >>122538
So I'm not pursuing that chick I met a few weeks ago, met up with her a few days ago at her house and realised she was bogan tier. It felt like torture having a conversation with her and she's obsessed with facbook and snapchat. Made an excuse to leave and haven't replied to any of her text's since.
Dodged a fucking bullet there, but oh well I can just find another I suppose
▶ No.122534>>122537
>>122533
Girls today are fucking obsessed with Snapchat it's sickening, I thought Facebook was on the decline
Met a few nice people almost entirely guys who unfortunately were all bogan and I just had nothing in common with. Don't feel bad anon bogan aussies are a pain to be around and aren't the best people, good to have fun with but that's about it, you sure as hell don't want a gf like that
Howd you meet her again?
▶ No.122535
>>122530
>fry's
not the real deal but pretty good
coles sells some kebab ones which taste alright, especially the ones with pistachios in them
▶ No.122536
>>122533
The harsh reality is if you are a neet don't even bother looking m8, you wont find anything other that what you've already found
▶ No.122537>>122539 >>122548
>>122534
Was wandering around the mall after the pub and randomly started talking to her, people seem a lot different to me when I'm drunk
▶ No.122538>>122540 >>122541
>>122532
I'll keep an eye out for these snack boxes, sounds tasty - sorta like a poutine but with the addition of an egg.
>>122533
You didn't at least fuck her? Was she physically repulsive? I and probably many others here haven't been to an actual girls home in years, if at all.
▶ No.122539>>122548
>>122537
>people seem a lot different to me when I'm drunk
when i'm drunk the world seems like a happy place
▶ No.122540>>122548
>>122538
Didn't wanna fuck her really, more trouble than it's worth
▶ No.122541>>122548
>>122538
>I'll keep an eye out for these snack boxes, sounds tasty - sorta like a poutine but with the addition of an egg.
Yeah I guess they are similar to poutine. Not all places do the egg though, and make sure you get good sauces, I like getting garlic and chili. Chicken salt on the chips is an added bonus, and the chips have to be fried fresh, ones that have sat in a warmer will just go cold and soggy right away. I have only seen very few kebab shops who don't cook their chips fresh, most do, but ask them anyway.
▶ No.122542>>122543 >>122544 >>122554
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Have any of you tried to get into trading/stock markets?
▶ No.122543
>>122542
I've played around with practice accounts, and was constantly making $30 to $40 a day but was too pussy to put any real money into it, its pretty stressful and risky.
▶ No.122544
>>122542
>Risking my measly fortnightly payment on something as volatile as the stock market
▶ No.122545>>122546 >>122547
So I finally got off my arse and went for a solid 30 minute-minimum walk which I haven't done for almost a month. For all of those feeling depressed, it really does help to clear your mind/feel less depressed. It won't cost you anything to walk around your local block or park, and if you have anxiety issues you can always walk at night or very early of a morning (a torch comes in handy for spotting cane toads/potholes etc).
▶ No.122546>>122551
>>122545
I go for runs, faster way to exercise
▶ No.122547>>122551 >>122555
>>122545
Just finished lifting for about 15mins, I'm really fucking pissed off tonight but that has somewhat taken the edge off
▶ No.122548>>122550 >>122558
>>122537
They can look different too, as in look better. Have you never heard of 'beer goggles'?
>>122539
Am on my 4th beer now, and you cunts are all of a sudden very decent members of society, and not the leeches that the media/normies believe us to be.
>>122540
You should've fucked her and given her a fake phone number. But instead you chose your hand/s…
>>122541
VN? I usually get the garlic and chilli combination but as my guts have been nasty lately due to all the booze I only went with garlic sauce. I had Subway yesterday and am wondering what to get tomorrow, fucking Hungry Jacks recently dropped their $2.95 Jnr burgers. Might try Guzman Y Gomez for the first time.
▶ No.122550>>122553
>>122548
I need a few more than four beers to believe I'm a decent member of society
▶ No.122551
>>122546
I plan on working up to that, don't wanna give myself a heart attack though.
>>122547
Yeah any exercise helps, although I personally find that cardio has longer-lasting good-feel effects than just lifting.
▶ No.122553
>>122550
I'd much rather have had 4 shots of whisky than 4 beers, but I want to give booze up completely so am weening myself off with beer.
▶ No.122554
>>122542
You won't make enough for it to be worth it as a NEET, even the best investors/traders manage 15-20% a year. Anything more is just bullshit.
Now what makes you think you know more than entire corporations full of Economics, Statistics, Comp Sci and Finance PhDs?
t. fell for the forex meme
▶ No.122555>>122557
>>122547
I've been having shit work outs lately, last nights wasn't too bad though so hopefully only up from here
We're all going to make it anon
▶ No.122557>>122559
>>122555
How so? Did you get an injury or felt like one was imminent? Or did your stress levels just not come down after all that lifting? Or do you work out at a gym and are constantly being frustrated/triggered by roided-up Chads and/or fit Stacies?
▶ No.122558>>122561
>>122548
>VN? I usually get the garlic and chilli combination but as my guts have been nasty lately due to all the booze I only went with garlic sauce. I had Subway yesterday and am wondering what to get tomorrow, fucking Hungry Jacks recently dropped their $2.95 Jnr burgers. Might try Guzman Y Gomez for the first time.
No, cheesecake. I haven't had subway in a long time, wonder if it is still good. Yeah they fucked the $2.95 burgers off and didn't they replace it with the 2 for $5? Or did they end that too?
▶ No.122559>>122561
>>122557
I've just been stalling really, ntohing more than that probably just need to eat more
▶ No.122561>>122566
>>122558
Sorry Cheesy, I figured VN because he's very particular about chips (or is that you? hard to tell when we're all cunts). I hadn't had subway in at least a year and thought the meatball sub didn't taste as good as I remembered.
>2 for $5?
IDK mang, all I noticed was the missing poster for the $2.95 range and instead saw a Bacon Deluxe Jnr advertised for like $5.20. I don't know the price of a regular Deluxe but surely it can't be more than $7? TBH fast-food value-meals don't interest me anymore as I don't enjoy soft drink so I usually just buy a burger.
>>122559
Or change the types of exercises as it sounds like you're just bored of doing the same routine.
▶ No.122565>>122598
I once lifted weights regularly approx 10 years ago as I wanted to build muscle but at the same time didn't want to put on any fat so ate a low-carb diet, which in hindsight was the wrong thing to do as you need to first need to 'bulk up' by building not only muscle but fat then you can progress to the 'cut' phase by reducing fats from you diet if you should choose so.
▶ No.122566>>122568
>>122561
>Sorry Cheesy, I figured VN because he's very particular about chips (or is that you? hard to tell when we're all cunts)
Yeah I was autisming about chips last night in the thread.
>IDK mang, all I noticed was the missing poster for the $2.95 range and instead saw a Bacon Deluxe Jnr advertised for like $5.20. I don't know the price of a regular Deluxe but surely it can't be more than $7? TBH fast-food value-meals don't interest me anymore as I don't enjoy soft drink so I usually just buy a burger.
I still rate hungry jacks better than maccas at the moment. To me, HJ's taste a lot less artificial, fresh. It is also usually cheaper too.
▶ No.122568>>122569
>>122566
I might have to get some brekky at HJ's tomorrow, I used to go there almost religiously when they were selling these 'steak brekky wraps' - I'd get up early just to get one before suffering 8 hours of wagieism - but haven't been there for brekky in years. Think I'll get the eggs benedict muffin
▶ No.122569>>122571
>>122568
Looks gross tbqh
I don't get the fast food obsession ITT, doesn't that involve going outside? I don't get why take aways and pre-made meals aren't bigger here
▶ No.122570>>122572
Crack heads across the road chimping out again, good entertainment
▶ No.122571
>>122569
If you don't get it well then you're not really one of us as the definition of a NEET ITT extends more than just not being able to get a job or being in some form of education. We're talking rampant mental health issues at the minimum, less than desirable mummybot relationships and deep feelings of masculine inadequacy.
▶ No.122572
>>122570
You should be live-steaming that shit or at least recording it
▶ No.122573>>122574 >>122578
Why does this guy have an Ami flag anyway?
▶ No.122574>>122575
▶ No.122575>>122577 >>122578 >>122589
>>122574
Why pick the flag of the worst nation in the world though?
▶ No.122577
>>122575
It is just the location of the VPN server node, for example, I pick hong kong.
▶ No.122578>>122580
>>122573
What is an "AMI" flag, and what's your problem with said poster?
>>122575
Ever been officially diagnosed with osteoporosis?
▶ No.122579>>122586 >>122593
Honestly, who needs guns or sufficient means to defend your life/property or the lives of your friends/family? Just call the cops mang…
▶ No.122580>>122581
>>122578
Ami is short for American. I don't have a problem with the poster but the flag.
No.
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▶ No.122586
▶ No.122589
>>122575
Not him but my vpn gives me a burger flag when i use the NZ server
▶ No.122592>>122594 >>122595 >>122596 >>122600 >>122605
>sister threw out the vegemite for no reason
Looks like I'm just having marg on my toast
▶ No.122593
>>122579
wfd vigilante patrols when?
▶ No.122594
>>122592
>threw out vegemite for no reason
glass the cunt
how fucking unaustralian
▶ No.122595
>>122592
Good, it's disgusting.
▶ No.122596>>122598
>>122592
Might as well eat plain bread
▶ No.122598>>122605
Good morning guys, how are we feeling? I have to look after the kids and train a puppy this morning, what are your plans?
>>122565
The bulking/cutting cycle isn't a good idea IMO. You can make slow and steady gains by eating enough protein and a small caloric surplus, it's kind of short-sighted to increase the number of fat cells in your body just so that you achieve the fastest possible gains. I wish someone had told me that.
>>122596
I like buttered toast.
▶ No.122600>>122601 >>122602 >>122604 >>122619
>>122592
What does vegemite taste like?
It is weird stumbling across this board.
If I visit Australia where should I go?
What city is cheap for me?
▶ No.122601
>>122600
Alice springs, nice and friendly and very, very safe
▶ No.122602
>>122600
Australia is hell, it's why they sent the convicts here. Stay away if you know whats good for you.
▶ No.122603
I'm sick of these dumb services making me change my password all the time. It just creates issues and makes me likely to forget them.
▶ No.122604
>>122600
>What does vegemite taste like?
bitter and extra salty with a bit of tanginess
▶ No.122605>>122606
>>122592
Marge, the toast is here…
>>122598
Good After-Morning, I feel like I just wasted $10 and 10 cents on a burger from Maccas. My plans for the rest of the day are to just relax, and hope I don't forget to report to Cenno tomorrow. I also bought a jar of marinated artichoke hearts as I've never tried artichoke and wanted to give it a try.
▶ No.122606>>122611
>>122605
pretty sad looking burg m8
▶ No.122607>>122610 >>122620 >>122636
Alright neets I just found a phone with no passlock on it, its got passwords and shit on it, bank/medicare/driver id/etc pics on it and it belongs to a turkroach or jew it's fate is in your hands.
▶ No.122608>>122609 >>122611
Also any advice on how to make it my own phone would be great.
I havent owned a mobile phone in over 10 years so i have nfi about these things.
▶ No.122609>>122612
>>122608
look up how to root/jailbreak the phone but if it's from a muzzie i'd be careful
▶ No.122610>>122612
>>122607
Be a good goy and hand it into the bacon station
▶ No.122611>>122612
>>122606
Yeah I expected better given that it's a part of their supposed 'gourmet' range.
>>122608
Turn if off and remove the sim would be a great start unless you want to be tracked down.
▶ No.122612
>>122609
Seems like work nty.
>>122610
I might just do this tbh.
>>122611
Done that already.
▶ No.122613
Tracking was already turned off in the settings so I should be fine anyway.
▶ No.122614>>122617 >>122622
Bout to head into max, still beats wfd
▶ No.122617>>122618
>>122614
Poor bastard, I pray you make it out of there in one piece
▶ No.122618>>122681
>>122617
Just got back and shot myself in the foot.
The reason they had me come in when I was supposed to still be at wfd was because they thought I was over 30 for some reason and people over 30 only have to do two days a week so they assumed I had wednesday and thrusday free.
If I kept my mouth shut I could have shaved two days off my week.
▶ No.122619
>>122600
Tastes like your mums cunt mate fuckin delish
▶ No.122620>>122621 >>122631
>>122607
Hand it back in, you'll feel better for it. Found a wallet a couple of years back at a bus stop, had $80 in it, pocketed the cash but handed the wallet in to my local cop shop. Be like me, a model citizen
▶ No.122621>>122623
>>122620
I found a wallet with $50 in it once, tracked the guy down on jew book and he gave me a carton, didn't pocket the cash since I was a wagie with real money back then
▶ No.122622>>122681 >>122683
>>122614
>tfw your jobsearch and appointment are on the same day but you've made it through
No more jobsearch for DES now either, not signed up for next month as its pointless and my case manager didn't press me for it which was nice for once usually she's pushy about everything. Fortnightly appointment done, best fucking feeling knowing I don't have to worry about that shit for another 14 days, going to indulge tonight, even bought some incense to compliment the mood. Nag Champa smells so fucking good I need to get back into buying this shit regularly again
▶ No.122623
>>122621
That's the way to go really, I was as broke then as I am now so it was a moment of opportunity even if I did feel a bit shitty about it the money was more important and the dumbass got their wallet with all their cards shit back so w/e, if anything they will be a bit wiser. If I was wagie mode I would have given it back as found
▶ No.122624>>122681
>tfw getting paid one day earlier this week for some reason
Only 24 hours with no money or food to go.
▶ No.122625>>122626 >>122629 >>122691
>went to macca's for dinner because already there and can't be fucked eating mummybot's trash
>just got a mcchicken
>$5.55
What the fuck is this shit, I ordered two so I thought the price was pretty okay but they only gave me one and told me it was the full price of one.
Who fucking charges that much for a shit tier burger
▶ No.122626>>122628 >>122698
>>122625
Expensive fast food is what happens when minimum wage is too high.
Just about every item is half the price it is here at maccas in the USA.
▶ No.122627>>122638 >>122698
>>122530
What did you get done for?
I got a spent conviction for cannabis possession a few years.
▶ No.122628
>>122626
gotta pay for those 457s somehow
▶ No.122629
>>122625
For what you pay and what get its simply not worth it, especially maccas, been this way for a long ass time mate. The last time maccas had reasonable prices for the crap they dish out was in the 90's. If I ever do splurge out and get a mac attack I go big, $30 order with no fucking around, all burgers and nuggets but that might be literally once a year. More satisfaction seeing money stay in my account
▶ No.122631>>122632
>>122620
>give a shitskin retard who cant use a password their phone back
No thanks.
▶ No.122632>>122633 >>122634 >>122654 >>122660
>>122631
That shitskin probably works a regular shitskin job and worked hard for it, probably really happy the day he got it too. Getting taxed at said shitty job that pays our dole, call me what you like but that's the difference between me and you.
▶ No.122633>>122635
>>122632
Spotted the bitter wagie larping as a neet boys!
▶ No.122634>>122635
>>122632
Are you even a NEET? Or are you the guy who was WFD for 8 years then got some shitty retail job and came to tell us how much better he is than us?
▶ No.122635
>>122633
>>122634
Probably been a neet longer than you've been out of school. Taking the moral high-ground feels good tonight so I'll roll with it, deus vult. This time next week I'll probably be just as loathsome as you are right now. Such is the rollercoaster of mental illness.
▶ No.122636>>122637
>>122607
Don't listen to those do-gooders m8
You scored a free phone and if you know any dodgy cunts sell them the id and shit.
If it was a white aussies phone I'd have said give it back but turk/jew is a different story.
▶ No.122637>>122640 >>122641
>>122636
If the phone belongs to a legit jew that changes everything, don't give it back.
▶ No.122638>>122643 >>122644
>>122627
How much weed?, closest I ever got to getting caught was being stoned af in gas station with two ounces in my bag at the counter and two cops standing behind me, pretty sure they smelled it but I got out of there ok.
Another time I was on the train coming back from a crack house high on pills and transperth guards were standing over me asking for my ticket, my ticket was in the same part of my wallet where I had 2 points of meth. I couldn't see straight and was freaking out trying to get the ticket out without pulling the bag of meth out with it
▶ No.122639
Tell him he can have his phone back if his side leaves Syria alone.
▶ No.122640
>>122637
This, also send bomb threats to synagogues from it.
▶ No.122641>>122642
>>122637
>let's go to be early tonight
>3am
>watching/reading useless things on the internet
I want off this ride
▶ No.122642
>>122641
Didn't mean to respond to that post
▶ No.122643>>122645 >>122660 >>122698
>>122638
Degenerate, you deserve to be caught and thrown in jail.
▶ No.122644>>122646
>>122638
pigs included all the stems in the bag aswell and it came out to a bit over 30 grams. Was a situation where I was with a genuinely innocent and unaware family member, I panicked and admitted it was mine.
Never want to go to court or any of that ordeal again, 2013 was the worst year of my life.
▶ No.122645
>>122643
Stopped smoking weed 4 years ago, did heaps of acid for a while and whenever I smoke weed it makes me sick. Just stick to the goon these days
▶ No.122646
>>122644
We'll in future you'll know never to say anything to police no matter how much coercion they use.
▶ No.122648>>122649 >>122650 >>122651 >>122698
>tfw too beta to ask my sisters boyfriend to start putting up some rent money
It's getting ridiculous. He is here 4-6 nights a week when he already owns a house just because here is closer to work for him.
Am I being unreasonable?
If it was every now and then I wouldn't care but this cunt has practically moved in.
▶ No.122649
>>122648
tell him to fuck off or pay, better: get the police to raid him if keeps drug on himself
▶ No.122650>>122652 >>122655 >>122660
>>122648
Typical frogposter.
▶ No.122651>>122657 >>122671
>>122648
Ask him to at least share your sister
▶ No.122652>>122656
>>122650
Pepes are one of the innate elements of imageboard culture.
▶ No.122654>>122655 >>122658 >>122701
>>122632
Wrong the shitskin has photos of medcerts, police reports and housing report crap on her phone.
▶ No.122655>>122661
>>122650
I like the frog, he's alright, just needs love like we all do.
>>122654
Sounds like an even bigger piece of shit than I am
>Her phone
do as thou wilt.
▶ No.122656>>122659 >>122660
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▶ No.122658
>>122654
>Her
Maybe try return the phone to her. Get a root curry styles
▶ No.122659>>122666
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▶ No.122661>>122723
>>122655
He's dumb and boring. I don't need love anyway. I need strength, I will obtain strength at the cost of love and all other positive emotions people have for me.
▶ No.122662>>122663 >>122664 >>122667 >>122674 >>122701
Once again, Soup for dinner
▶ No.122663>>122670
>>122662
sounds sooper m80
i like the potato and bacon one
▶ No.122664>>122670
>>122662
Ravioli is pretty good
▶ No.122665
>>122660
I believe those posts are our good friend NoFunNEET
▶ No.122666>>122673
>>122659
>>122660
My post was just a shitty joke
I actually like frog meemes
▶ No.122667>>122668 >>122670
>>122662
I used to eat those when I was either really hungover or really poor
▶ No.122668>>122669
>>122667
>either
You don't belong here
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▶ No.122670
>>122663
>>122664
>>122667
Yeah they are pretty tasty
▶ No.122671>>122672
>>122651
All good neets share their sisters around
▶ No.122672>>122676 >>122702
>>122671
I don't have a sister so I am looking forward to this sharing system
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▶ No.122674>>122675
>>122662
I like them for breakfast with some bread, if they are on special
▶ No.122675>>122677
>>122674
you must be big n chunky
▶ No.122676
>>122672
Just share your mummy bot
▶ No.122677>>122678 >>122679 >>122682
>>122675
Almost 20kg underweight for height and age, give me your chunk powers
▶ No.122678
>>122677
need to get a few cheesecakes into you mate
▶ No.122679
>>122677
looks like i'm not the only skele here!
▶ No.122681>>122688
>>122618
The only good thing about being a 30+ NEET
>>122622
>incense
Do you meditate as well? Don't think I've ever heard anyone mention incense in the gens.
>>122624
I usually get paid on a Monday, but am getting it this Friday because of I believe the Anzac public holiday next Tuesday.
>no food until next payday
I've been in that situation too many times to recall, you're gonna make it m8. When I was homeless and almost broke I'd buy cheap bread from a 2nd-hand store (50c loaves) and eat nothing but bread till next pay.
▶ No.122682>>122684 >>122693
>>122677
80 kg here, trying to lose the extra 10 to be chad tier.
Need more weights for my dumbbells since I've outgrown them, been running for 2 months now can run 2.5 km straight compared to 200m when I started (was a smoker to before I went to vape).
Just follow some kind of diet and find some cheap weights on gumtree, better to be a skele than a fat fuck (or a fag like someone we know).
▶ No.122683>>122687 >>122688
>>122622
I used to get incense, it's nice but I don't want people thinking I am a homo.
▶ No.122684
>>122682
80kg is fine, I am 77kg and not fat at all.
▶ No.122687
>>122683
if anything incense would make me suspect you're covering your weed smell up
▶ No.122688>>122689
>>122681
Used to years ago, its bullshit. Lifting is far better
>>122683
More than anything its cause a lot of the time this house fucking stinks. A combination of the guy in the next room stinking so bad the smell seeps out from under his door and the shit he cooks its got way more to do with masking that, but I do like the smell and know the good ones to get
▶ No.122689>>122690
>>122688
>More than anything its cause a lot of the time this house fucking stinks. A combination of the guy in the next room stinking so bad the smell seeps out from under his door and the shit he cooks
Pajeet?
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▶ No.122691
>>122625
Did you not see my earlier post (>>122605)? You're honestly better off with HJ's, they offer regular vouchers with 2-for-1 deals that Maccas just can't beat unless you really love the taste of the latter. Also Woolies receipts seem to always have 2-for-1 Whopper vouchers on the reverse. I've been buying take-away for lunch every day this week and posting pics, tomorrow it's either going to be KFC's new tobasco-marinated chicken or something from a Vietnamese joint.
▶ No.122692>>122694
>>122690
>Ethiopian
>cook
Surprising tbh, I thought they just starved
▶ No.122693
>>122682
>better to be a skele than a fat fuck
better to be 10kg over than 10kg under i reckon
▶ No.122694>>122697
>>122692
He's in the kitchen everyday cooking, he's fat kek
▶ No.122697>>122700 >>122703
>>122694
I remember hearing somewhere that a lot of Africans become fat when they move to western countries and discover all this rich fatty food.
▶ No.122698>>122704
>>122626
And half the size…
>>122627
My first conviction was for possession of a knife which probably would've become spent by now if hadn't of continued a life of drunken-debauchery. Never been to prison though, thankfully.
>>122643
Oh look it's the anon that associates marijuana-use with American Negroes. Give it a rest m8.
>>122648
Kek, what's it like to hear your sister getting fucked and swallowing hot-loads 4-6 nights a week? Unless you own the house or are the principal lease-holder then this issue shouldn't concern you.
▶ No.122700
>>122697
Well one shelf of the fridge is filled with these dairy cream yogurt things, not sure what they are I'm lactose intolerant anyway. Whole fucking shelf all his on top of the other garb he cooks, its all really dense fatty stuff and looks disgusting
▶ No.122701
>>122654
Police reports of what? And have you checked if there are any salacious vids or pics on the phone? If so please share
>>122657
Nothing wrong with a bit of sexual experimentation at least once in your life.
>>122662
I almost bought a can of Heinz BNC (chicken & corn) today, but put it back as I have a fridge full of fresh food. Come winter I plan on eating a lot of canned-soups and other instant meals.
▶ No.122702>>122713
>>122672
I've got 4 sisters, you're welcome to all of them.
They're fucking bitches.
Bloody annoyed too, was gonna get a half oz today but now I have to wait till friday
▶ No.122703>>122713
>>122697
They aren't used to food that doesn't run away
▶ No.122704>>122705 >>122713
>>122698
>Oh look it's the anon that associates marijuana-use with American Negroes. Give it a rest m8.
Huh? No I'm not, although they are degenerate too so they often do things like that as well.
▶ No.122705>>122706 >>122707
>>122704
>Posts waifu
>Doesn't consider himself a degen
▶ No.122706>>122708 >>122713
>>122705
waifus are the opposite of degen
▶ No.122707>>122708 >>122709
>>122705
I don't have a waifu.
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▶ No.122709
>>122707
you should get one
▶ No.122711>>122714
>>122710
you should definitely get a waifu
▶ No.122712
>>122710
Why not? beats wfd
▶ No.122713>>122715 >>122716
>>122702
So post their deets, please
>>122703
Or speaks their very own language
>>122704
So you're just a moral-fag eh? What about the proven medicinal benefits of cannabis? or the value of hemp?
>>122706
Anime waifus are the acceptance that you're going to live a life of endless masturbation
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▶ No.122715>>122720
>>122713
>Anime waifus are the acceptance that you're going to live a life of endless masturbation
together with chans
▶ No.122716>>122717 >>122718 >>122720 >>122722 >>122726
>>122713
I don't care about medicinal marijuana, people should just toughen up. But they make people turn into degenerate, brain dead, frogposters.
As for hemp, they come from different types, you cannot get high of the ones they farm for hemp.
▶ No.122717>>122719 >>122724 >>122728 >>122740
>>122716
>degenerate, brain dead, frogposters
can't we all just get along?
▶ No.122718
>>122716
>egenerate, brain dead, frogposters.
Pepes are and always will be part of imageboard culture. GTFO if you disagree.
▶ No.122719
>>122717
This. We're all neets, we're all fucking degenerates lets be honest here
▶ No.122720>>122721
>>122715
Escorts are the antidote
>>122716
>just toughen up
Against terminal illnesses and/or chronic pain? I thought you were the anon that thought all weed-users were niggas but it's apparent that you have some illogical obsession with Pepe and weed.
▶ No.122721>>122729
>>122720
escorts are just a cheap plastic substitute
▶ No.122722
>>122716
>MUH FROGPOSTERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Newfag
▶ No.122724>>122725 >>122726 >>122727 >>122729 >>122730
>>122717
No, I can't get along with frog posting scum.
▶ No.122726>>122731
>>122716
>>122724
You have to go back. You clearly are a newfag to the highest degree.
>>>/reddit/
▶ No.122728
>>122717
Degenerate brain dead frogposter reporting for duty SIR !
But yeah, dunno if it is just the one moral no-fun neet here but he really needs to give it a rest.
▶ No.122729
>>122721
I was talking about human prostitutes, not plastic blow-up dolls
>>122724
You should have never ventured outside of Facebook
▶ No.122730
>>122724
Is this your first day on 8chan?
▶ No.122731>>122732 >>122733 >>122734 >>122736 >>122739 >>122744
>>122726
Whatever, I am going. Frog posters are too stupid and hive minded to warrant associating with. But just before I depart, your knowledge of image boards is narrow, I am the 'newf*g' you say? I was on imageboards before that frog was even a thing and there are many imageboards around where people are wise enough not to post him, you are ignorant.
▶ No.122732
>>122731
> I was on imageboards before
Lol, you know only newfags say that don't you ?
Oh, wait, you wouldn't know that
▶ No.122733
>>122731
What is your fucking problem? Like it or not pepe is a big part of imageboards.
>'newf*g'
Hahaha, you can't even write newfag. Holy shit, are you actually from reddit?
▶ No.122734>>122741
>>122731
Regardless you're attitude stinks. Go pull the cactus out of your ass and come back in a few days
>'newf*g'
Explain that before you go
▶ No.122735>>122738
Poo poo frogs are the best
▶ No.122736
>>122731
>I am a not a newfag guize srs
>and there are many imageboards around where people are wise enough not to post him, you are ignorant.
Only one I can think of is wizchan, where everyone is as much of a uptight-moralfag fuckwit like you.
▶ No.122737
>it's a sister and her bf try to subtly make me go vegan episode
fuck off I will not watch your documentary.
▶ No.122738
>>122735
pic second from left probably only pepe that I still find unsettling.
▶ No.122739
>>122731
>too stupid and hive minded to warrant associating with.
Are you describing yourself?
>Imageboards around where people are wise enough not to post him,
What is wrong with pepe you retarded faggot?
▶ No.122740
>>122717
should I watch konosuba?
▶ No.122741>>122742 >>122743 >>122746 >>122750
>>122734
Common decency, something you would not know of.
>ass
As expect of the scum that lurk about in this fetid board. Leaving really is the best course of action.
Anyway this is my last post so don't bother reply I won't reply back.
▶ No.122742>>122752
>>122741
>As expect of the scum that lurk about in this fetid board. Leaving really is the best course of action.
You get too offended easily. Where are you going, oh wise, cultured one?
▶ No.122743
>>122741
See you in a few days m8
▶ No.122744
>>122731
The 'Welcome Mat' will never be rolled out for you again.
>tfw you live in a state infested with cane toads
Pictures of Pepe are a welcome reprieve tbqh
▶ No.122745>>122747 >>122748
Some original frog OC from these threads
▶ No.122746>>122752
>>122741
ANSWER ME YOU RETARD
Why do you hate the frog so much and what is up your asshole?
▶ No.122747>>122751
>>122745
>tfw you influenced the 3rd pic
▶ No.122749
Goddamn, the NEET board unites in defence of Pepe.
I'm proud of you guys.
▶ No.122750
>>122741
Are you the commie that got triggered by easter eggs?
▶ No.122751>>122757
>>122747
Your the drunken neet that was touching himself in public?
▶ No.122752>>122755 >>122758
>>122742
Very well I shall make ONE more post because you were so nice. I can't tell you though, these people would ruin them.
>>122746
They are an avatar to be used by those whom lack any independant thought, the people posting them are thus terrible posters and the frogs them selves were dull to start with, having boards like this flooded with them for years hardly makes them better.
> ass
Australia may as well eb a US state at this point, you people disappoint me, truly some of the worst people in existence, no wonder the Australian board has such a high rate of frog posters.
This will be the ABOUSLUTE last post.
▶ No.122753
what imageboards do you guys browse?
>4chan
r9k,pol,lit,his
>8ch
just this general and suicide tbh
and wizchan
▶ No.122754>>122756
>>122748
I was just posting my own (Neet king)
▶ No.122755
>>122752
> I can't tell you though, these people would ruin them.
I am almost certain it is wizchan since only there, they get that autistic about people posting pepes.
>They are an avatar to be used by those whom lack any independant thought, the people posting them are thus terrible posters and the frogs them selves were dull to start with, having boards like this flooded with them for years hardly makes them better.
Do you understand what a meme is exactly? I don't care if you find them "dull". Your opinion is the extreme minority and such memes are currently a large part of the combined culture that occupy imageboards. We use them as an avatar because it has many forms that relate to us. Since you seem like such a "intellectual" (who makes many spelling errors) , how come you have not worked this out yet? Rather than just insulting everyone and getting autistic about people posting a frog.
And now you run back to your safe space, because you cannot handle debate under the flames of discussion. Disappointing, weak.
▶ No.122756>>122759
>>122754
>>122754
Why do you break character in your vids and start talking in an american accent?
are you a CIA/mk ultra vessel?
▶ No.122757>>122760
>>122751
Yep. A new-fag you are not
▶ No.122758
>>122752
>This will be the ABOUSLUTE last post.
I'm calling bullshit on this.
You love us and our frog really cuntface, you can't stay away.
Also, tip for you,when you're trying to do the intellectually superior thing you should maybe check your spelling.
▶ No.122759>>122761 >>122763
>>122756
My mission is top secret, currently investigating the inner workings of wfd for a sleeper agent program.
▶ No.122760>>122764
>>122757
Good to hear your not in prison
▶ No.122761>>122762
>>122759
Jokes aside were you raised in the states or just developed a weird yank accent from social isolation
▶ No.122762
>>122761
Parents are irish so I picked up the "American" bit from my dad since he's from the north, if you've seen angela's ashes they state people from the north talk funny.
▶ No.122763>>122765
>>122759
I see you've built a mental fantasy to help cope with the torture of being in a WFTD program.
▶ No.122764
>>122760
Thank you and good night. I'll be posting another lunch-pic tomorrow. Keep an eye out for it
▶ No.122765>>122766
>>122763
Pretty much, there's some have decent looking girls there so sometimes I talk to them to get some sort of sense of accomplishment.
▶ No.122766>>122767
>>122765
Have you got any pussy lately?
▶ No.122767
>>122766
Almost, there was that chick a met a few weeks ago but decided it wasn't a good thing. I talked about it before.
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▶ No.143800
<get keyboard in mail to be disappointed because 2kro
<actually its not that bad i can still hit 4 keys but only some keys but it's not that bad.
i can still play the rhythm games but only 4k, but damn buckling springs are a bit loud but I can bear it.