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OLD >>120153
I know it's a bit early but the board's a fucking mess right now.
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▶ No.121088
We be functional n sheeit
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>>121083 (OP)
Thank fuck it is back online, I actually had to go outside today.
▶ No.121090>>121169 >>121457
So is there anyone in Brisbane who's into pissing or shitting in public and voyerism that maybe wants to get a group together or something? Maybe some diaper girls even? Let me know
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I thought this was the end NEET pals, good to be back.
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>Been cold all week
Feels fucking good man
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>>121095
Under 30 all next week in Perth, feels comfy
▶ No.121102>>121103 >>121105
I'm trying to get into the ADF, fellow NEETs.
I just get so bored with nothing to do all day.
Something must be wrong if cartoons, vidya and shitposting don't sate me, but I just want something to do that's more rigid and constant, as well as gib shekels.
Interview is in the next fortnight. I hope they don't filter out those that use sites like h8chan.
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>>121102
They will almost 100% knock you back this time mate. Don't sweat it, it's to weed out the people that aren't committed. Reapply when they tell you and you'll be golden.
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>>121103
Trying to join the Navy, and apparently they don't get as many applications due to lack of shooting arabs with rifles and flying jets, so I figured they'd be the best bet.
Got a pretty serious medical issue, as in it would raise an eyebrow, but not inhibit my performance, but they jerk you around due to recruiters being civillian, and won't give me an answer on whether I can get in.
Anyways, great to be back shitposting.
It got boring LARPing on /sudo/ for (you)s.
I did cause a lot of anger towards /leftypol/, which was pretty funny, just by posting the same lie constantly.
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>>121102
Me too mate. Not sure which role though. I was thinking artilleryman which is a priority job atm.
▶ No.121107>>121109
It was nice to see 8chan supporting the neet lifestyle so well
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>>121107
I'm not australian, will I get a cuntry flag anyway?
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What's everyone been up to while the board was down? I miss the NEET shenanigans.
▶ No.121114>>121115 >>121862
Not only do I have to pick up the kids from school, I now have to take them to soccer practice afterwards. Look with envy upon my new schedule, NEETS:
2PM: start walking to the school, hope it's not pissing down with rain or 30+ degrees
3PM: arrive at the school, pick them up
4PM: soccer practice begins on the school fields
5PM: soccer practice finishes.
5:30PM: if lucky, mum arrives. If unlucky, wait until 6PM
6:15PM: arrive home and begin cooking dinner for the family while mum bitches that I haven't done any housework
Four FUCKING hours.
Oh, and I went to a counselor and told him I didn't feel like living anymore. I actually couldn't speak when he first asked me why I'd come to see him, it took me almost a minute to get the words out. That was really strange. He's referred me to some other guy, let me know that it's very unlikely that I'll be involuntarily committed and helped me identify what aspects of myself I should start working on. All in all, pretty good experience.
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>>121109
>not australian
not with that attitude
>>121112
>neets doing anything
good one m8
>>121114
should be raising your own kids tbh
▶ No.121116>>121118
>>121115
>should be raising your own kids tbh
To the contrary, NEET, this saga has convinced me to remain childfree for the rest of my life. I'm in a financial, emotional, social and mental hole right now and if I ever manage to escape there's no way in hell that I'm voluntarily spelunking back down here by choosing to father a little happiness-leech.
Anyone who believes parenthood is a positive experience must understand that evolution favors the child who sucks dry their caregivers and leaves them with just enough strength to sustain the parasite, but nothing more.
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>>121116
it can be rewarding if they stay back to look after you when you're old
▶ No.121120>>121122 >>121140
Neet Kong here, still stuck at wfd. Got so bored I drew this on monday
▶ No.121121>>121122
WW3 just started m8s
What now?
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>>121120
you forgot a swastika on the abo flag, otherwise bretty gud
>>121121
you mean no more wfd?
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>>121122
Trump just BTFO some a rabs
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>>121123
saw that on the news this morning
it's 2015 all over again
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>>121125
best thing about being neet is being able to take your time and savoring the moment
▶ No.121128
>>121125
this is the kind of post my heart was missing all week
▶ No.121129>>121130 >>121131 >>121133 >>121170
So umm is there anyone in Brisbane who's into pissing or shitting in public and voyerism that maybe wants to get a group together or something? Maybe some diaper girls even? Let me know
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>>121129
guess not even asio is safe from diversity quotas
▶ No.121132>>121151
about to go workout and then queue some quality YouTube content up tonight while everyone spergs out about muh tomahawks
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▶ No.121134>>121136 >>121137 >>121140 >>121166
>>121083 (OP)
What do you think about the storage of your posts??
Do you think the cops are after your neet bux??
Do you think they'll just hand over your IP and shitposts and use it against you in a court?
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>>121134
>What do you think about the storage of your posts??
wasn't it only metadata?
>Do you think the cops are after your neet bux??
they will be once their pensions start drying up
>Do you think they'll just hand over your IP and shitposts and use it against you in a court?
inevitable
▶ No.121137
>>121134
Everything I post is satirical fictitious LARPing anyway.
No, we're not at that point yet.
>Not wanting an entire court to hear your finest shitposts
▶ No.121138>>121139 >>121141 >>121142 >>121144 >>121148 >>121166
Met some girl the other week who wants to meet up this weekend, only problem is I think she's more of a sperg than I am
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>>121138
Marry her, it's your only shot at happiness. If she turns you down, just hang yourself.
▶ No.121140>>121175
>>121120
Tonight on a current affair: They call themselves 'N.E.E.T.S' or, never ending employment turn-down sultans. Our journalists discovered a militant, pedophile white nationalist kkk, nazi recruitment website known as the 8th parallel where these neets go to plan terrorist attacks on local work for dole affiliates. One user, pictured here >>121120 seen defacing a newspaper page dedicated to harmony day as a sick imagining of a modern day concentration camp. Children are depicted as Hitler youth soldiers, lynching their black and Jewish peers. A current affair tried to contact hugoboss and mercades benz for a comment on allegations of sponsorship of these depraved imagery, but we received no reply.
Next time on a current affair: The hit new Disney film that is curing autism, and, can these umbrellas be used to create meth?
>>121134
To entertain the depraved officers of asio is a privilege. One might consider it a form of employment.
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>>121138
Pro tip: Don't stick your dick in crazy. Or if you do, prepare for the consequences.
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>>121138
I'm bitter and jealous so fuck you m8
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>>121142
Talked to her at the shops for some reason (I was drunk from the pub) and she asked me for my number then started texting me the usual I like you your sexy shit. I know I'm fucked now
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>>121148
No, no Benis I hope
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>>121147
No you're not fucked right now, but it sounds like a sure thing that you will be this weekend.
>>121144
THis, >>121144
>>121149
If that happens, just do herm doggy-style while sHe holds the cock&balls up…
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>>121132
It's good to be back, about to bust open a pack of instant-pasta then enjoy a night of 'Strayin shitpostin. I'm contemplating joining a gym just to use the treadmills tbqh. What do you pay per year on gym fees?
▶ No.121152>>121154 >>121174
Got the house to myself all weekend neetos
Time for a neet party
▶ No.121153>>121166 >>121174
>board's back
Fuck yes cunts
Mummybot made my favorite tendies for dinner tonight, they were very tasty
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>>121152
You can use a piss bucket now
▶ No.121155>>121156 >>121158 >>121174
yay get my newstart tonight so I can buy cigarettes and maybe weed
▶ No.121156>>121159
>>121155
Your a bad NEET, mummy's not gonna give you any good boy points
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>>121151
I just have some dumbbells and a bench, not keen on becoming a Chad just building some strength really.
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>>121155
>weed
Wish i knew some normies so I could buy some.
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>>121156
my mum doesnt even call or txt me on my bday m8
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▶ No.121161>>121162 >>121166
My friends
I have missed you ;_;
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>>121162
That means he has no friends
▶ No.121164>>121166
Holy fuck, we're alive again !
Howdy cunts, I kinda missed you guys , no homo
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>>121162
you don't get to bring friends
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>>121153
What brand m8?
>>121161
>>121164
Same. I need the contact of the fellow NEETs.
>>121138
Let us know how it goes.
>>121134
I don't post anything illegal, so i am fine
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>>121166
She makes them herself, breadcrumbs and all
▶ No.121169>>121178
>that April Fools post that shows up in the old thread
You got me you faggot.
>>121090
Wtf brah.
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>>121129
Everyone in queensland's into that shit
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>>121166
CP is still illegal you know
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>>121172
How so if that was allowed to be published in a newspaper?
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>>121152
Whatever will you do with yourself?
>>121155
Why did you post that pic?
>>121153
Golden. Pic-related is what I made, instant-pasta with a few additions. Full as fuck right now.
>>121157
Yeah I'm not looking to become Chad either, just improve muh health (mental more so than physical).
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>>121174
>Whatever will you do with yourself?
I'm having sandwiches for dinner and nobody can stop me.
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>>121174
>Golden. Pic-related is what I made, instant-pasta with a few additions. Full as fuck right now.
Nice, can you please tell me what the additions are? I have some of those san remo things, would like to add some things to them.
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>>121169
What April Fools post are you referring to? I can't access the previous neet-gen, if that's where it is. Did anyone else get fooled?
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>>121177
looks like green beans, mushrooms and ham
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>>121173
Newspaper content isn't audited before its printed. The Herald Sun (mainstream melbourne paper) could have the front page headline GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR NOW and nothing would happen until it was actually distributed to the public.
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>>121176
Ha, speaking of sandwiches I went to Subway this week - the first time in many months - had the turkey 'sub of the day', preddy gud for $4.50.
>>121177
green beans and chopped tomato cooked before I did the pasta, as well as fried mushrooms, onion and topped with grated cheese.
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>>121179
No ham, although I should've fried some bacon to add.
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>>121180
Yeah but how is that pic against the law?
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>>121181
I bought the parma sub today, was shit
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>>121185
Features ugly boongs on it
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>>121182
you should have but looks good anyway
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>>121173
Because pic related said so and logged a complaint with the Human Rights Commission.
>Ms Dinnison cites section 18C, which makes an act unlawful that “is reasonably likely, in all circumstances, to offend, insult, humiliate or intimidate another >person or a group of people; and the act is done because of the race, colour or national or ethnic origin of the other person … ”
>The Human Rights Commission has advised The Australian that “sections 18C, 18D and 18E of the Racial Discrimination Act appear relevant to the >complaint”.
>Human Rights Commission president Gillian Triggs’s delegate Jodie Ball has written to The Australian’s lawyers to advise that Ms Dinnison’s allegations of >racial hatred under the Racial Discrimination Act would be investigated.
>The complaint states: “The Australian newspaper has published and endorsed a cartoon depicting racial discrimination, racial profiling, and racially offensive >material.
>“A series of cartoons illustrate hateful and derogatory material specifically relating to indigenous Australians, their relationships with their children, alcoholism ?>and domestic violence.”
She goes on:
>“Look at what we have become. I am terrified to come back. Just keep telling yourself that there’s racism in our communities and everyone should get over it. >Our babies are dying for your right to pretend this isn’t happening.”
>“Every time someone stops listening to how the indigenous community feels about something and starts giving their bias (sic) opinion on race relations in >Australia, little bits of dignity and pride get lost. Soon you realise that years of blackface, and ‘boong’ and ‘abo’ and ‘centrelink cheat’ slurs have made you angry >and empty and devoid of personhood.”
She's ran away to Germany with her BF (((Karl Schatke))) when she made the complaint..
Now imagine what could happen as soon as a complaint is filed, about this site, with the Human Rights Commission - it gets political steam and the police get involved.
Hope you shit post well son…
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>>121191
>Now imagine what could happen as soon as a complaint is filed, about this site, with the Human Rights Commission - it gets political steam and the police get involved.
I am pretty sure that saying mean things about minorities on the internet is not an offense. Saying things, or producing content in the media such as newspapers, is different to people saying things on an internet forum.
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>>121178
The thread itself 404s but the post was visible on the homepage.
Some neet wrote about meeting a girl neet.
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>>121178
He's referring to this baitpost I posted on the 1st.
Playing some Senran Kagura tonight, wish I had some icecream.
Kinda been down for a bit, I was putting off the biking for the week and my sleep cycles been in flux mode again.
I might make a vid.me to document some stuff, YouTube's getting bad and I don't want to be tied to google any more than I already am.
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>>121192
Wrong, even on the Internet - if found - you can indeed be brought to justice for it. There are no exceptions to it. All mediums are counted, even conversation or just passing someone in the street. Look at the wage slave thread further down the page if you haven't already seen it - you don't even have to mean anything at all and your life can still be legally fucked over.
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>>121196
That is utterly retarded. So if you post "fuck abos/niggers/ etc" - you can be arrested? If so that is bullshit. You cannot just charge people because they said something that offended a group. Making threats against a group I understand, (which I am sure that is what the act covers, not every single speech ever like you seem to think) but if you say it extends to every single form of communication ever, and means anything that even hurts a (minority groups) feels, will need some source. I know in WA that law does not apply to verbal speech.
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>>121197
me too
it's been getting worse lately
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>>121200
What part of this is federal law don't you understand?
>There are three essential components of this unlawful conduct:
>1) The act must be done in public;
>2) It must be reasonably likely to offend, insult, humiliate or intimidate the people against whom it is directed; and
>3) It must be done because of the race, colour or national or ethnic origin of the group against whom it is directed.
>These elements are considered individually below. It should be noted that some public acts are exempt from the >provisions. The exemptions are outlined later in this section.
>1) The act is done "otherwise than in private"
>The legislation requires that the act be done "otherwise than in private". Words, sounds, images or writing >communicated to the public are acts done 'otherwise than in private'. [5] As the Internet is one means by which >words, sounds, images and writing are communicated to the public, the legislation clearly applies to this medium. In >addition, any act done in a public place or within sight or hearing of people who are in a public place is an act done >'otherwise than in private'. [6] A public place is defined by the Act as "any place to which the public have access as >of right or by invitation, whether express or implied and whether or not a charge is made for admission". [7] >Consequently, in addition to the Internet, the legislation applies to behaviour in shops, pubs, streets, talkback radio, >workplaces, public transport, sporting arenas and parks.
>Conversely, if the act happens in private, for example, as part of a private telephone conversation or in a private >place, such as a person's home, it is not unlawful. [8]
Also, in WA
>Unlike other jurisdictions, Western Australian law imposes criminal but not civil sanctions against racial vilification. In >Western Australia, the Criminal Code was amended in 1989 to criminalise the possession, publication and display of >written or pictorial material that is threatening or abusive with the intention of inciting racial hatred or of harassing a >racial group. [35] Penalties range between 6 months and two years imprisonment. It is noteworthy that the Western >Australian legislation only addresses written or pictorial information - not verbal comments. The emphasis on written >material arose in direct response to the racist poster campaigns of the Australian Nationalist Movement in the late >1980s and early 1990s.
https:// www. humanrights .gov.au /publications/ racial-vilification-law-australia
look this shit up yourself:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racial_Discrimination_Act_1975
They also want to strengthen it as well..
Good luck.
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>>121191
And that is why I don't come here without using a VPN
>>121193
>>121195
It was probably the BO that posted it. I've been feeling depressed lately as well, and most likely due to no exercise and one-too-many goon-bags. A vid would be nice m9, can't remember the last time someone posted any sort of vid here.
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>>121203
A VPN will not save you.
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>>121203
>remember the last time someone posted any sort of vid here.
about three weeks ago
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>>121202
So saying things here does count? Do they have operatives watching 8chan every minute for people in Aus. who say mean words about x race/nationality/gender/sexuality/gender idenity etc?
▶ No.121207
>>121204
How so? Or do you just pull bullshit out of your ass with defeatism
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>>121202
>In Western Australia, the Criminal Code was amended in 1989 to criminalise the possession of written or pictorial material that is threatening or abusive with the intention of inciting racial hatred. Penalties range between 6 months and two years imprisonment
lol, could our country even get more cucked?
▶ No.121209>>121214 >>121221 >>121222 >>121249
How old are you guys and what do you all plan on doing in say 5 years from now?
It just hit me that it's 2017, I can't even really remember what I was doing in 2014/2015
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>>121206
8chan, and even this board alone, has attracted enough attention to make it on to whatever lists they have
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>>121210
Answer my question.
>Do they have operatives watching 8chan every minute for people in Aus. who say mean words about x race/nationality/gender/sexuality/gender idenity etc?
If so, here and FB, they have 1000's and 1000's of people to arrest then.
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>>121211
I'd assume it would be more of an automated word search than actually having agents manually read all our shitposts
Pretty much impossible to know though
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>>121212
It seems to me, the police at large do not care (they don't convict over every single racial/offensive to every gay, etc slur uttered on forum) about every offensive word about x minority etc, they only care about potential terrorists and bomb threats, or threats against x group (of harm towards them)
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>>121209
Mid-late 20s.
Fuck knows. I just want to be a RL batman.
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>>121204
>I don't know how a VPN works
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>>121213
Probably yeah, but you're risking a lot on that probably
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>>121212
what do malcom turnbull and a sack of goon have in common?
they both get things wasted
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>>121216
I have seen people on facebook call apex "subhumans". If they can say that, and not face conviction, I doubt the police are going to hunt everyone down who says a slur on the internet. They have more important shit to do. They probably only care about this board to watch it for terror threats, not trying to convict everyone here over saying "nigger" in a post 2 years ago.
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>>121215
>>121218
Just wait till these so-called "human rights" groups get more funding and political clout..
A lot to risk for not a lot at all.
And yes, facebook is working on exactly that because "Germany" asked them to do so.
Matter of time..
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>>121218
the problem isn't that the laws are impractical to police and maintain but the outline's so vague it gives prosecution too much to work with if someone ever wants you convicted
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>>121209
I'll be at a MAX appointment
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>>121209
Early 40s
So I'll be doing your mum
Up the bum
Chum
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Got my DS shirt today, took ages
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>>121218
Well, apex is the name of a criminal-gang not a race, so there's that. Unless things being said online are a potential threat to our national security the police aren't going to act on someone's post unless a complaint has been made against it or it's particularly heinous (such as cp). I'm still not turning off the vpn I use.
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>>121223
I can hear the asio server from here
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>>121224
>Well, apex is the name of a criminal-gang not a race, so there's that.
so is islam
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>>121223
Is that some stormfront bullshit?
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>>121229
it's one of those old hipster shows from adultswim
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>>121224
Hope it your node/nodes aren't in Germany, Cali, UK or some other anti-racist place. Those that do pass through those parts are monitored and logged, discreetly of course.
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>>121233
>>121231
Anything passing through a Five Eyes country is getting logged. Just keep your shit well encrypted.
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>>121225
it can only end well.
>>121234
Not sure what encryption is going to do when you look at the vault 7 releases. Not to mention when the first release happened only 2% of the whole (98% total) was given out. Also;
>U.S. government spends 90% of its cyber budget attacking people and only 10% on defense. - t. Wikileaks
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>>121234
in other words, is encryption any form of value for money. Especially today.
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>>121175
All that trouble and i only got one (you). My shit posts are too avant-garde for this humble neet thread.
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>>121235
>Not sure what encryption is going to do when you look at the vault 7 releases
What happened?
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>>121231
I use PrivateVPN which does have nodes in all the places you mention but they also state that no logs are ever kept. But who really knows… I just know that I feel more comfortable when using one. I believe it's called the placebo effect…
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>>121238
in essence, there is no encryption worth a damn at all unless you are a government with a high GDP, military spending and several computer science and physics departments at your disposal.
>>121239
>no logs kept, you believe this.
Seriously, how much do you pay for it?
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>>121237
Because it's too eerily accurate of what would happen. Hell it happen with the WA Girls nude pics scandal if you remember.
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>>121239
A VPN costs money. This is why i do not have one. I believe you get the same protections from customizing one's router/browser as well as using the Tor network. Internet security is one of those things that you have to go all the way for it to have any meaning. Even then, things are constantly changing and if someone was seriously motivated to get you and had the resources, like a state actor, then the odds are stacked too high. A half ass is better than no ass though. Mm.
>>121241
I do. I always find it very disturbing when internet stuff seeps into my life away from the keyboard, like, if i see a t-shirt with a meme on it, i feel genuinely perturbed. Does anyone else get this?
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>>121197
>tfw take anti-depressants, but am still kinda depressed
I don't feel directly depressed, but in a abstract, indirect way. I don't feel it as much as I was without medication, but with the pills most of my depression is removed. I can still feel it though, so I am not sure why I keep taking them, sure they at least allow me to function a bit I guess.
▶ No.121247>>121248 >>121252
>got to bed at 8 am ish
>wake up at 5pm
>pretend like I haven't been sleeping all day
> make up a list of jobs to tell my sister I have applied for when she gets home from work at 6
>NEET it up all night
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>>121247
Is your sister playing the role of mummybot?
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>>121209
Early 30s, hopefully in 5 years I'm earning a decent and regular income from things that I create. Living in my own house would be nice too
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>>121248
I was going to ask if his sister works for MAX
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>>121244
Beer for dessert. Also I'd like to point out that I'm currently shitposting without a fan running, the first time since the start of the year. Can't wait for Winter, and the school holidays to end next week…
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>>121247
>>121248
>tfw no sister who cares about you are her retarded brother
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>>121248
Not really
I live with her rent free and like a typical wagie she gets triggered by me being a neet.
I put on a bit of an act for conflict avoidance.
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>>121256
t. James Keziah Delaney
▶ No.121259>>121261 >>121265 >>121279
>tfw the only thing that brings me joy is getting packages in the mail
Mostly weeb or autismal shit tho
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>>121259
I haven't got a package in ages. What do you usually get?
▶ No.121262>>121266
>>121261
I tried some subscription boxes which were giving me a random selection of crap, some snacks, Weeb figures i've bought and Lego.
▶ No.121263>>121269
>>121103
Were you in the ADF? I know we had at least one anon here whom is former ADF because he made a q&a thread a year or so ago.
▶ No.121265>>121286
Good morning neets.
>>121259
I can never bring myself to spend money on weeb stuffs. Sometimes i think how nice it would be to though, usually after watching mellonpans latest exhibition.
▶ No.121267>>121268 >>121270
Dad won't will not leave me alone lads
>how many jobs have applied for today , anon?
>just pick a fucking training course and do it, I already said I would pay for it
>you need to get out and meet people
>you are one fucking weird young bloke
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>>121267
At least he actually cares about you anon. Try a little
▶ No.121269>>121271
>>121263
>adf q&a
That's what I'd really want.
Not long until the interview, and the closer I get, the stronger feeling I get that I'll get past the psych and physical and fail on the medical.
They apparently don't have a list of clear-outs, which sounds stupid, forcing me to waste 2 months fucking around for them.
▶ No.121270>>121273 >>121274
>>121267
Start wearing women's clothing and he'll leave you alone pretty fast
▶ No.121271>>121272
>>121269
Why would you fail the physical?
▶ No.121272>>121285
>>121271
I assume you mean medical. Physical is fine.
I don't really want to post it in case they link my post to my application and throw me out for going here, but I guess they have my IP already.
I haven't got vision in one eye.
Obviously I'm not trying out for anything terribly amazing, I'd be happy with a desk job. I just want the ADF on a resume so I'm one step closer to my goal, FedPol or ASIO
I'm really into law enforcement, but I think I'd be bored senseless in the normal cops; a lot of beat cops I've met are dumb as dog shit.
>blogposting
What have I become?
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>>121270
This could quite easily have the opposite effect, anon.
▶ No.121274>>121275
>>121270
>if you get sanctioned, he can't get to you until they let you into the general stream
Brilliant idea, anon.
▶ No.121275>>121276 >>121277
>>121274
being a crossdresser is not a mental illness anymore
▶ No.121276
>>121275
That was more my drunken mind jumping ahead in the conversation.
He should act crazy and get committed, then throw tantrums when his father visits.
▶ No.121277>>121278
>>121275
>fagneet is now normal
So… It's the rest of us are mad then ?
▶ No.121278>>121281
>>121277
we're all just bigoted bullies, obviously
▶ No.121279>>121280
>>121259
what kind of weebshit do you buy? I've been thinking about buying more but beyond LNs I can't find much that is interesting and not absurdly overpriced
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>>121279
Not him, but I was over in nipland just recently.
Only weebshit I bought was Monster Hunter figures. I bought a lot of Monster Hunter figures. I bought too many Monster Hunter figures, I think
$10 for a detailed statue that would cost $30 over here is great.
▶ No.121281
>>121278
I confess, I am indeed a bigoted bully
But being a bigot used to be normal
I just can't keep up with this shit anymore
▶ No.121283>>121291
>>121213
that is what happened to the last australian who got arrested from 8ch
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>>121219
>constant rate of inflation meme
and he pretends to care about the environment…
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>>121272
>he wants to become his own enemy
y?
▶ No.121286>>121287 >>121292
>>121265
G'morning. It's a nice day (for staying inside), although I'm running on no-sleep and caffeine I'm going to try something productive today.
▶ No.121287>>121288
>>121286
Same
been up since 4 pm yesterday
just waiting for my sister and her bf to fuck off to his house so I can get some sleep
▶ No.121288
>>121287
>just waiting for my sister and her bf to fuck
You're a sick man.
▶ No.121290>>121292 >>121293 >>121296 >>121299 >>121306
fuck Australian TV is shit, no one in this country should be subject to not having an internet connection
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>>121283
What happened to him, what did he do?
▶ No.121292
>>121286
I am just trying to stay comfy today. I went to bed at 10pm last night, wokeup at 3am to brush my teeth. Went back to bed, woke up again at8am, fell back asleep, woke up again at 11am.
>>121290
Agreed. I only watch things of the internet now.
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>>121290
Yeah I'm pretty glad to live in an era where I can just download my animemes and stream my sports
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>>121290
I don't know why people still put up with it, and Foxtel is fucking shit too.
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>>121260
You should watch Taboo m8. It is a good show about a man with autism.
▶ No.121299
>>121290
Whenever I am without internet I just read books. It could be the dictionary and it would be more interesting than Australian TV.
▶ No.121300>>121305 >>121307
There was a bushfire in my area, went down to see it and people were gathered watching waiting for the fire service to arrive.
I didn't take any pics as I didn't have battery on my phone but it should be in the news later.
▶ No.121301>>121303 >>121338
Finallly, some fucking rain.
Lightning and thunder too.
▶ No.121302>>121304
>>121291
Dressed up as a woman
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>>121301
Can't wait for winter tbh
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>>121302
I thought it was about the nudes
▶ No.121305>>121330
>>121300
How close did it come to your house?
▶ No.121306
>>121290
And the shows that aren't shit never last.
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▶ No.121308>>121309 >>121321
Have a eye infection in my right eye. Brought some anti-bacterial ointment to fix it
▶ No.121309>>121315
>>121308
Haven't had one of those in a while.
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>>121310
Then go out and get one
▶ No.121313
>>121310
You can rent them by the hour
Gets a bit expensive that way though
▶ No.121315>>121322
>>121309
Consider yourself lucky. This is the 3rd one I have had this year.
▶ No.121316>>121317 >>121318
>>121310
Take anti-depressants and stop wasting your time thinking about women. Dating in contemporary society fails a cost and risk benefit analysis, not to mention the amount of time you have to pour into attempting or acquiring the correct skills. techniques and improving yourself physically to attempt to date women anyway.
▶ No.121317>>121319
>>121316
>Take anti-depressants and stop wasting your time thinking about women
oh vey
▶ No.121318>>121320
>>121316
>not to mention the amount of time you have to pour into attempting or acquiring the correct skills. techniques and improving yourself physically to attempt to date women anyway.
I get what your saying m8 but if you're doing those things you should be doing them for yourself, not in the hope of getting a girl.
Funnily enough I got my gf after sorting my life out a fair old bit, when you're happy with your life it all gets easier.
▶ No.121319
>>121317
Dating isn't worth it in todays society, not when the courts system favors women, and most of them have had multiple partners. No point getting married because you can get fucked over in a divorce (which is very likely, as mentioned before, marriages where the woman has had multiple partners are less likely to last).
Taking pills gets rid of the nigger-tier muh dick desires that could get you into something, that would not be very beneficial.
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>>121318
>I get what your saying m8 but if you're doing those things you should be doing them for yourself, not in the hope of getting a girl.
While I don't do that, most people do in the hopes of getting women. I think doing it for that is a waste of time, chiefly because the amount of effort required for a end goal which is not worth it.
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>>121308
Supposed to take the jizz in your mouth not your eye
▶ No.121322>>121323
>>121315
I tend to wash my hands every time I move into the kitchen and use hand sanitiser on the reg though.
An eye infection might be a few cents cheaper.
▶ No.121323>>121324
>>121321
Very funny. I don't know why I keep getting them when I do my best to keep the area clean and not touch my eyes.
>>121322
That is interesting, because I wash my hands quite a lot, and use hand sanitizer a lot as well.
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>>121323
Don't have greasy, long hair? Could be your pillow or other dirty towels.
The only other thing I can think of is that I used to stare at the sun a lot when I was young.
▶ No.121325
>>121324
It might be my hair, even though I wash it often, it is long. Might wash my pillow just in case.
▶ No.121327>>121328 >>121331 >>121332
Cooking some soup for dinner. Heinz minestrone.
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>>121305
It was 100m away.
Is there anyone in the NEET threads still setting up Halo matches?
▶ No.121331>>121336
>>121310
I'd just like a gf tbqh
>>121327
I've got a few cans of those laying around, they never taste as good as the description/picture on the can leads you to believe though. But they're cheap, easy to prepare and they fill your belly.
▶ No.121332>>121333
>>121327
I boiled a corn. Don't feel too good tonight neets.
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>>121332
what's wrong neeto
▶ No.121334>>121335
>>121333
He boiled a corn.
▶ No.121335
>>121334
A fate worse than death.
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>>121328
>>121331
I actually cooked eggs instead. They stuck to the pan, should have gone the soup.
>>121330
>Is there anyone in the NEET threads still setting up Halo matches?
Yeah, we haven't had one for a while though, and we usually set them up on the discord.
▶ No.121337>>121341
https://discord.gg/gpV3DUm , we usually coordinate the halo matches here
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>>121301
i've had rain for the past month
it's bullshit, i wanna go and enjoy the fresh air but i have to stay inside instead
▶ No.121339>>121340
>>121338
Fresh air after the rain has passed, and there is lush, wet grass with that light green shine to it, is a good feel.
▶ No.121340>>121343 >>121361
>>121339
That's the absolute best, always makes for a nice NEET walk.
Anyone got anything exciting this week? I'm just waiting for a few deliveries, thank god for online shopping
▶ No.121341>>121343
>>121337
we still doing halo?
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>>121341
Yes.
>>121340
>Anyone got anything exciting this week?
Have some centrelink paperworks to sort out, might go out NEET shopping. Need to vacuum my room as well.
▶ No.121344>>121345 >>121352
for fuck's sake why does pandora play the most fucking common garbage pleb shit on every station. i dont want to hear creep by radiohead you fucking gay cunts i want to hear shit i havent heard a thousand cunt fucking times before
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>>121344
>not using an 8gb USB with music on it
USB ports are common, if you have Pandora, you must have one.
I barely know what Pandora is, I saw it on the menu of a fancy Hyundai hatchback or some shit once I think
▶ No.121346>>121347
>>121345
i have a 140gb music library but currently on the hunt for new shit
im on my desktop
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>>121346
I thought Pandora was a car app only thing.
Guess I'm just out of touch.
▶ No.121348
My eyes feel sore. I can't wait to hop into my comfy NEET bed.
▶ No.121349>>121350
BO come on the discord more pls
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>>121266
it was NerdBlock, which is a Loot crate alternative, and for a while was way better but now its gone beyond INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN tier.
Plus ive now got 20+ tshirts taking up space in my shelf
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>>121344
>not wanting to hear the neet theme song every day
▶ No.121354>>121355 >>121356 >>121357 >>121369
Going in for a neet shop this Wednesday. Going to get a haircut, food and a new hdd since my last one shit itself. Not looking forward too it. Especially since it is school holidays here so all the fucking retarded hs kids will be roaming about. I might see a nigger too, seeing a nigger always ruins my day. Wish me luck neets.
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>>121354
Make sure you get it done this week, the week after is Uni holidays I believe so you'll have the displeasure of dealing with them too
I myself am doing an extra big NEET shop, weather seems like it's going to be shit for a while soon anyway
▶ No.121356>>121358
>>121354
good luck neeto
i like shopping for computer parts since it's about the only time i'll run into someone just as autistic as i am
▶ No.121357>>121358 >>121369
>>121354
shit I was going to get a haircut tomorrow but if it's school holidays I might just let the neet mane grow a bit more
▶ No.121358>>121359
>>121355
>>121356
Yeah, cheers lads. I try and get my shopping out of the way for a few months at a time. I really don't like it. I might pick up some seeds and get a garden going.
>>121357
Depends on your state.
▶ No.121359>>121360
>>121358
What are you planning to grow?
I'd like to get a small garden going (Stick to basic and nutritious stuff like potatoes etc.) if I ever move out and have a decent garden area
▶ No.121360
>>121359
Just some herbs to spice up the neet cooking. Maybe some flowers.
▶ No.121361>>121362 >>121363 >>121368 >>121372
>>121340
Apart from the possibility of imprisonment, nah not much.
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>>121361
STORY TIME
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>>121361
type something racist on chadbook instead of /pol/ again?
▶ No.121365>>121366 >>121367
>tfw comfy at home enjoying the rain and possibly start of WW3 over the next few days
feels good man
anyone got anything exciting going on?
▶ No.121366
>>121365
Same thing, Anon.
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>>121361
Are you the guy who assaulted the indian who was dating his sister?
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>>121357
>>121354
Damn i need a haircut too
▶ No.121372>>121374
Do you ever wonder what an ASIO/AFP officer would think if he had to monitor these threads?
>>121368
Kek, I remember that. The lawyers in the /pol/ thread didn't seem to think he would go to gaol though.
>>121361
Some countries only extradite for certain crimes, or not at all. Switzerland wouldn't send you back for a simple assault. Fly there, destroy your passport, claim to be a durka. Boom. Citizenship. You could also pull a Timothy McVeigh or something.
▶ No.121373>>121375 >>121413
Jumped in the car today to go to KFC, vomited out the car window at the traffic lights
▶ No.121374
>>121372
I think they would be amused. I don't think they do though, we are just a bunch of bored NEETs, not terrorists or anything.
>Kek, I remember that. The lawyers in the /pol/ thread didn't seem to think he would go to gaol though.
Wonder what happened to him.
▶ No.121375>>121376
>>121373
What did you order from there?
▶ No.121376>>121377 >>121378
>>121375
Street wise feast, can already feel myself getting fatter
▶ No.121378
>>121376
>>121377
Is that the one with the boned chicken? I wish they sold the boneless fillets for cheaper. They also used to be much larger years ago. Never liked the boned chicken much.
▶ No.121379
>>121377
i can't tell what's going on here
▶ No.121380>>121381
>>121377
Is that a BOTTLE of goon? fucking mr fancy pants over here.
▶ No.121381
>>121380
Nah that's just water, I've started drinking beer recently
▶ No.121382>>121383 >>121387
>>121377
Why is there toilet paper everywhere?
▶ No.121383>>121385
>>121382
Gotta be ready for the explosive diarrhea that kfc produces.
▶ No.121384>>121386 >>121387
>>121377
3" thick soles, are you a manlet?
▶ No.121385
>>121383
I only like getting the zinger stacker burger from there. Don't go to the shit cunt management stores, that is probably why you get that
▶ No.121386
>>121384
Not that anon, but they look like boots
▶ No.121387>>121388
>>121384
Boots, I'm blessed not to be a manlet.
>>121382
For masturbating
▶ No.121388>>121390
>>121387
I just fap into my underwear and then change it.
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>>121388
I knew a guy fapped onto his bed sheets then rolled over to the other side to sleep
▶ No.121391>>121392
>>121390
I thought it would be pretty irritating and hard to sleep next to crusty semen, if you accidentally rolled over and hit it.
▶ No.121392>>121393
>>121391
Just get the dog to lick it up
▶ No.121393>>121400
>>121392
Or you could not just cum in your bed sheets like a savage lol, don't cum where you sleep
▶ No.121395>>121396 >>121397 >>121398 >>121399 >>121403 >>121409 >>121413 >>121542
I'm thinking about trying to get an african gf because I think they are as desperate for white australian guys as the asian girls are, but more so.
How fun would it be to call her a black bitch, nigger, smack her around and tell her she's gonna be bred by the big white man?
Thoughts?
▶ No.121396
>>121395
Enjoy getting murdered by her brothers
▶ No.121397
>>121395
I suggest you fap and after, read that again. Seems like too much effort.
▶ No.121398
>>121395
haha m8 i saw you in the aus/pol/ thread on halfchan and actually responded to you
anyway that's fucking degenerate as hell. are you aussie neet? he used to talk about that shit.
it's hypocritical. if we dont want white girls to do that why should we be allowed to
▶ No.121399
>>121395
Disgusting m8. You can't trust a groid, even if you marry it. Import a little flip or thai girl if you are that bloody pathetic.
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>>121393
I cum in my mums bed
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>>121400
>>121401
Then my mum comes home and smashes her her hairy cunt into my face and pisses all over me while a stray dog licks my penis
▶ No.121403>>121404
>>121395
Do you honestly think that multiculturalism and diversity will last forever?
But your trolling I know
▶ No.121404>>121406
>>121403
No, not if I fuck them all white
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>>121404
Didn't the government try that in the 30s?
▶ No.121407>>121408
>>121406
How do you think abos got so white?
▶ No.121408
>>121407
Yeah I know, it was a rhetorical question
▶ No.121409
>>121395
If you're really that into bestiality then fap to Renamon porn. It's healthier than fucking a nigger.
▶ No.121410>>121411 >>121412
>>121402
>my mum comes home and smashes her her hairy cunt into my face and pisses all over me while a stray dog licks my penis
BoongNeet detected
▶ No.121411>>121412
>>121410
It's an ancient aboriginal practice, don't be so bigoted
▶ No.121412
>>121410
>>121411
oy vey shut it down
▶ No.121413>>121418
>>121368
No, I'm the white guy who can't stop doing stupid things while drunk. I'll update you cunts in a few days (or not).
>>121373
You vomited before or after buying the KFC? And why were you so sick?
>>121395
Your first hurdle is passing the initiation of the Apex gang
▶ No.121418>>121419 >>121469
>>121413
Before, was pretty hammered last night
▶ No.121419
>>121418
I thought you vomited because the kfc was shit, oh well
▶ No.121420>>121425 >>121430
Does anyone get flashbacks when eating or drinking certain things?
I'm having memories of being at someone's house as a kid when I'm eating chicken chips right now, drinking a Coke aswell and I'm getting flashbacks of eating at Hungryjacks after highschool.
▶ No.121421>>121422 >>121426 >>121429 >>121434 >>121471
what food should I have tomorrow guys?
i don't like hungry jacks it tastes like dog shit. im thinking maybe zambreros taco bowl, or red rooster. any suggestions?
are there any good lesser known chains. i dont mind oporto. i dont like guzman y gomez. i feel like ive tried essentially every damn one.
▶ No.121422>>121424
>>121421
You should try going to a fish n chips shop. They usually make good burgers n stuff too.
▶ No.121424
>>121422
i do that and should have listed it as one of the options. unfortunately my local ones are kinda boring, they just literally deep fry supermarket bought frozen chips for their chips and it tastes average as you would expect. the burgers are ok but getting boring. there is one place that i love but it's quite a way away
also sick of turkish/arab food.
▶ No.121425
>>121420
Nope just nightmares about max and wfd
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>>121421
Hungry jacks are good now, what don't you like about them? I like the new chips they have, the angry whopper is good too.
▶ No.121430>>121432
>>121420
What chicken chips? Are they like the chicken flavored smiths or something?
▶ No.121431>>121433 >>121442
I have to leave the house for the first time in probably 2 years soon so I can go on youth allowance because cennos online services are fucking broken. I think I must have agoraphobia or something.
▶ No.121432>>121506
>>121430
Smiths chicken, I like the crinkle cut.
I've got a banana cake sitting for tomorrow.
▶ No.121433>>121472 >>121479
>>121431
It'll be better than you think anon, just try to get it done in the morning or early afternoon - it's the quietest then usually
>tfw freezing and shivering this morning
It's starting to get cold in the morning boys, winter is coming. Prepare for comfy sleeps
▶ No.121434
>>121421
Tried grill'd? Bit on the expensive side but not half bad.
Signed - african rooting king in the making lol
▶ No.121436>>121437
Haircut and max appointment on the menu today lads, I'm going to have massive normie overexposure
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>>121436
Need a healthy dose of that to remind you why you're on the right path
▶ No.121438>>121444
Morning cunts, glad to see we survived the shitstorm. Fuckin Easter weekend is coming and I get a 4 day weekend with pay lads. Still haven't found any ladies nickers on the job but I'm keeping an eye out.
Also I've been reading up on permaculture and found a mushroom that makes some women orgasm just from the smell, I might try it out.
▶ No.121439
>>121423
coopers, james squire, dogfishhead, hoegaarden, weihenstaphner, zwyiec, asahi, suntory
▶ No.121442
>>121431
Just don't get raped
▶ No.121444
>>121438
Permaculture is a fad imo, some research shows no gains compared to traditional gardening, of course no harm in it either if it is your preferred method.
▶ No.121445>>121449
Got mah first job agency thing in an hour, the 3 months of freedom is up.
Fuckers
▶ No.121446>>121448 >>121452
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Damn, Clarke is dead at 68. Died of natural causes while hiking in the Grampians. His satire and acting as a politician always made him funny.
▶ No.121448
>>121446
Conflicted.. I like when boomers die but he was funny.
▶ No.121449>>121450 >>121454
>>121445
Just an appointment? Don't worry too much, they just ask you if you're searching then make you awkwardly sit around for a few minutes while they print out your next appointment and job sheets.
▶ No.121450>>121451
>>121449
Before you know it you'll be at wfd with me
▶ No.121451
>>121450
My 3 month thing finished 10 months ago and they haven't got me yet. Of course now that I've posted this I'm probably gonna get put in today
▶ No.121452
>>121446
>comedian
>died at an old age of natural causes
>in the grampians
probably wouldn't have it any other way tbh
▶ No.121453
Waiting for the Rac to finish with my car, got bored and went to joondalup lake.
Loads of chinks here
▶ No.121454>>121456
>>121449
Yeah, that was literally it.
Cunts made me wait for 40 minutes past the appointment time then it was just sit for 3 minutes and a printout.
Didn't ask for my job sheets either.
▶ No.121456
>>121454
It's a fucking massive waste of time for all involved
▶ No.121457>>121458
>>121090
I warned people that outsourcing would lead to pajeet street, and no one in Queensland believed me.
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>>121457
They walk among us now
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▶ No.121460>>121462 >>121463
Are we all secret wagies, slow thread today
▶ No.121461>>121473
Got my car back nothing wrong with it, now I gotta go back to wfd
▶ No.121462>>121473 >>121476 >>121477
>>121460
Nah, just got done arguing with mummybot and did some shopping.
>buy some permanent markers to mark bottles since mummybot keeps helping herself to my shit and i don't want whatever new disease she has
>dig out old pencil case from high school to put them in
>find exoskeleton of an adult house spider wrapped in a cocoon between the fold of the case
All my time studying in school finally became useful for something.
▶ No.121463>>121464
>>121460
Everyone's at a max appointment
▶ No.121464>>121465
>>121463
>tfw sitting at max right now
▶ No.121465>>121466
>>121464
You should start screaming ALLAHU ACKBAH !! and see if they serve you quicker
▶ No.121466
>>121465
Funnily enough theyve just hired someone who looks afgani
▶ No.121467>>121468 >>121481
does anyone else get pajeets working at their employment service?
im with salvos employment and they are all fucking pajeets. same with centrelink. what's with pajeets and working in this field? scum cunts
▶ No.121468
>>121467
skilled trade and kickbacks
▶ No.121469>>121474
>>121418
Hmm, so were you driving drunk or were you suffering the effects of alcohol withdrawal after a big night/day? Anyway the good news is that I didn't end up in prison. The judge said that the WFTD I'm currently doing is punishment enough.
▶ No.121470
Anyone on the NDIS? This government cant do anything right
▶ No.121471>>121475
>>121421
>>121429
I went to a pub for lunch today, not some tiny derro pub selling McCain's frozen parmas but one of those big pub+hotel+restaurant places. Got a decent serve of prawns, calamari, chips and salad for only $12 which is roughly the same cost for any large meal from Maccas.
▶ No.121472>>121479
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>121433
>Winter is coming. Prepare for comfy sleeps
>piping hot chicken soup
>fapping under layers of clothes and blankets
>the ability to go out and not end up an uncomfortable sweaty stinky mess
I can't wait either
▶ No.121473>>121484
>>121461
Poor NEET
>>121462
>d i don't want whatever new disease she has
Is your mummybot the one who doesn't wash her hands?
▶ No.121474
>>121469
What were you (going) to go there for anyway, but avoided, if I may ask?
▶ No.121475>>121482
>>121471
Damn, that sounds like a good deal. I might need to check out my local pub to see what they offer. Would have to go there during wagie hours so there would be less normies there, to avoid at least some of the anxiety.
▶ No.121476>>121477
>>121462
Got any new vids in the works?
▶ No.121477>>121480
>>121476
I assume you mean me, cheesecake. ( >>121462 isn't me, that is someone else)
Yes I do, I have two in production and one will be out tomorrow, with the other one later in the week.
▶ No.121478
need a neetette gf to get comfy with this winter
▶ No.121479
>>121433
>>121472
I can't wait. I will be very smug when it is winter again.
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▶ No.121481
>>121467
>what's with pajeets and working in this field?
Diversity hiring, plus pajeets all have shitty IT degrees.
▶ No.121482>>121486
>>121475
I often pop down my local around 2:30 just before they finish the lunch menu.
It's nearly empty then and they do a decent steak,chips and salad for $15.
▶ No.121483>>121484 >>121486
>go to max appointment
>wagie calls me over
>briefly asks me how the search is going
>clicks around on the computer
>makes banter with the other wagies while I sit awkwardly
>hands me the pieces of paper
>"that's all neetman"
>tfw I lose an entire hour of my day for this
▶ No.121484
>>121473
>Is your mummybot the one who doesn't wash her hands?
Not sure if she's the one but she is one of those.
>>121483
My last appointment took three hours. Got another one in two weeks.
▶ No.121485
Just brushed my teeth. Love the fresh clean feeling and it always puts me in a good mood.
▶ No.121486
>>121482
Might have to try it one time. Maybe for my birthday.
>>121483
Could have been worse, when I had to go there I had to catch a 1 hour bus there and back, and walking, so it added all up to about three and a half hours. Ridiculous.
▶ No.121488>>121490
>sister ends up berating me for being a neet just because I forgot to take the bins out
▶ No.121489>>121490 >>121492
Seems all my 'mates' get more hostile and passive aggressive towards me the longer I stay neet.
Does not opting into wage suffering really upset them that much?
▶ No.121490>>121491 >>121589
>>121488
>>121489
When you're a neet everyone hates you, some people hide it a bit but it's there
▶ No.121491
▶ No.121492
>>121489
I guess they must be somewhat jealous of the NEET life. I think some of them realize they are pissing their life away working for no real end goal, just because society told them to. Of course us NEETs do that as well, but at least we can enjoy the time we are wasting, while the wagies waste their time just working.
▶ No.121493>>121494 >>121497 >>121498 >>121500 >>121502 >>121503 >>121519
What are we doing tonight guys? I will be cooking tendies, and heading to bed early so I can wake up early tomorrow morning to maximize the amount of time I get mummybot-free.
▶ No.121494>>121496
>>121493
Have some dinner, watch some anime, go to sleep
I am an exciting man
▶ No.121496>>121510
>>121494
What are you cooking for dinner?
▶ No.121497>>121504
>>121493
Same here, was expecting a mummybot free day today but instead she was here cleaning and making noise the vacuum.
Cheesecake NEET, I presume that's you. What's the vid gonna be?
I've got 2 chicken & chorizo pies cooking for tonight.
▶ No.121498>>121504
>>121493
Flying around in x plane 11, oddly satisfying but I've always had a thing for planes. Flew from Paris to Milan in a Eurofighter which took about 2 hours, that is the longest haul so far
▶ No.121500>>121505
>>121493
Bout to finish mario64 70star for the first time
▶ No.121502>>121505
>>121493
finishing off some animus
▶ No.121503>>121504
>>121493
Dunno, mummybot got me Mars bars and I'm nearly out Vanilla Coke.
I might play some video games later, just not sure what to play.
▶ No.121504
>>121497
>was expecting a mummybot free day today but instead she was here cleaning and making noise the vacuum.
I was too, she told me yesterday she was going out today, but never did. Was a bit of a letdown.
>Cheesecake NEET, I presume that's you. What's the vid gonna be?
Yes, it is. I plan on making the world's worst cooking video with a blender, and making a video examining the no gf feels and NEETs and relationships, also ranting about my youth.
>>121498
I remember playing X-plane 9 on a mac as a child. Was pretty shit at it. I remember going into the plane editor and giving the B-2 Spirit 1,000,000lbs of thrust, and promptly flying around at ludicrous speeds.
>>121503
I have a flat vanilla coke in the fridge.
▶ No.121505>>121507 >>121508
>>121500
>>121502
Those sound comfy tbh
▶ No.121506
>>121432
Damn, I want one of those banana cakes now. Where do you get one like that? (or similar)
▶ No.121507
>>121505
it is m8
>political thriller
>jazzy tunes
>good animations
>lots of food
>don't have to wake up early tomorrow
▶ No.121508
>>121505
Mario is comfy until you keep falling off the map because you suck mega cocks and can't git gud.
▶ No.121509>>121511
>turn on the tv
>immediately see an ad telling abo women to use condoms
Life in the current year just keeps getting crazier
▶ No.121510
>>121496
Mummybot is cooking spaghetti
▶ No.121511
>>121509
Gov. is sending mixed messages I know
▶ No.121512>>121513 >>121515
Anyone else reporting early cause of public holiday, actually happy knowing I get next Monday off from wfd
▶ No.121513
>>121512
I reported on friday I think
▶ No.121515>>121516 >>121518
>>121512
Shit i just realized i get laid this Thursday instead of next Monday. Gonna be a happy easter now
▶ No.121516>>121517 >>121518
>>121515
Paid*
Literally 0 chance of getting laid on thursday tbh
▶ No.121517
>>121516
If you get paid then you could rent a whore and get laid as well.
▶ No.121518
>>121515
>>121516
Go buy yourself some hot cross buns NEET, you earned it
▶ No.121519
>>121493
I boiled another corn for tea. Such is life.
▶ No.121520>>121522
https://my.mixtape.moe/uqhiht.mp3
I made a bit of ambience.
Going to make a pepe pixel art, see if I can do it before I go to bed.
▶ No.121522
>>121520
Gave me the spooks tbh.
▶ No.121524>>121525
finally got my centrelink in my bank acc, made a neet shopping list.
i need a new mouse, and a bunch of power tools. total budget is around 2k so i'm a good month or so away from having that much in my bank acc but ill buy it one thing at a time
▶ No.121525
>>121524
doing some renno?
▶ No.121531
G'morning NEETs, another fine day on Gods green & dolebludging Earth.
▶ No.121533>>121534 >>121535
Got wfd this morning and it's gonna be bad, the delusional supervisor got in trouble with max because someone told them that we just sit there and do nothing all day so we're gonna have a "meeting" to discuss how better to spend our time.
I don't think I'm gonna make it through this autism.
▶ No.121534
>>121533
Fuck, that sucks m8.
How much longer have they got you doing wfd for ?
▶ No.121535
>>121533
>someone tells max the truth
>they get mad
kek
▶ No.121536>>121537 >>121538
Hear that they want to scrap wfd? Fingers crossed for you NEETs stuck in that hellhole
▶ No.121537>>121539
▶ No.121538
>>121536
we did it boys. basic income coming gg
▶ No.121539>>121540 >>121541
▶ No.121540
>>121539
wew
looks like they'll be putting in more bullshit loops for neets to jump through though
▶ No.121541>>121543
>>121539
I hope they scrap it soon
▶ No.121542
>>121395
You should kill yourself.
▶ No.121543>>121544 >>121545 >>121558
>>121541
You do realise that if they scrap it, they'll just make it much harder to actually get on and stay on the dole anyway, right?
It's like cutting off a gangrene leg. You cut off the leg to prevent death, but you've now lost a fucking leg.
▶ No.121544>>121546 >>121562
>>121543
Wasn't their previous plan to cut off any dole bludgers bludging for a year straight for some time?
▶ No.121545
>>121543
I'd cut my leg off to get on dsp right now
▶ No.121546>>121547
>>121544
Sounds like a good way to increase suicide and theft rates
▶ No.121547
>>121546
Gotta makes those boomers happy somehow.
▶ No.121548>>121549 >>121550 >>121557
If WFD was actually a government run program and not just sponsored by the government while being run by a private company, it would probably be much better. Having NEETs work on the fucked up roads or doing council work would actually be far more beneficial if you were ever to try and get a job down the road. A construction firm is more willing to take you on if you have experience in road works then in repairing kids bicycles.
▶ No.121549
>>121548
Tbh i wouldn't even mind picking up rubbish by the side of the road
▶ No.121550
>>121548
I agree that it would be more fun to have WFD be more like budget TAFE (photo in the article shows bludgeons fixing a car?) but that would only be displacing jobs.
▶ No.121551>>121554 >>121577
Feeling agitated for no real reason lads.
Neet life has not been comfy lately.
▶ No.121552>>121553 >>121555
Can we get an ausneet cytube thing going?
You faggots would be fun to watch random shit with all day
▶ No.121553>>121555
>>121552
https://cytu.be/r/Bucketcrabs_aus
There is, you'll just have to schedule a time.
▶ No.121554
>>121551
neet life never stays comfy forever
it all comes crashing down at some point
▶ No.121555
▶ No.121556
Just got up, had a shower. I heard mum leave at 8:45, but for some reason I didn't get out of bed until 11. Now it is nearly 12 here and I have already wasted 3 hours of my day. Just.
▶ No.121557>>121559
>>121548
>Having NEETs work on the fucked up roads or doing council work would actually be far more beneficial if you were ever to try and get a job down the road. A construction firm is more willing to take you on if you have experience in road works then in repairing kids bicycles.
Then they should pay you real wages for doing that labor, and create more jobs. I wouldn't object to doing that if I was paid a proper wage for it, not getting paid below minimum on the dole.
▶ No.121558
>>121543
>You do realise that if they scrap it, they'll just make it much harder to actually get on and stay on the dole anyway, right?
What? Where does it say that?
▶ No.121559>>121560
>>121557
but if they had to pay proper wages it would just never be worth it for anyone
▶ No.121560
>>121559
I don't think you understand. If I do real work, I get paid real wages, that is how it works. Who would want to go out and do hard labor working on roads, along with the council workers (who get paid above minimum wage for doing so) and get paid below minimum wage for it. WFD should be scrapped and there should be more, ACTUAL government jobs created that are low-skill, and working on government projects for a proper wage, thereby creating actual jobs.
▶ No.121562>>121563
>>121544
>Wasn't their previous plan to cut off any dole bludgers bludging for a year straight for some time?
That shits fucked, 20 years back if you were dolebludging for over a year you didn't have to put in forms anymore and just had to see them once every 3 months.
Much more realistic approach, why waste time and money ?
I think it was ACA style "look at these bludgers" whinging put an end to that.
And it was also a fuckload easier to find work back then if you wanted to.
Gubmint be all fucked in the head an' sheet.
▶ No.121563
>>121562
>I think it was ACA style "look at these bludgers" whinging put an end to that.
ACA is like the pied piper of boomer rats.
▶ No.121564>>121565
Why is Centrelink's online registration and MyGov shit so fucking broken?
>Enter in all the details in the correct fields
>Tells me I either haven't put shit in correctly or nothing is there
▶ No.121565
>>121564
support the system that supports you :^)
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▶ No.121568>>121573
>>121566
I know that feel
>wow I'm getting fat again, better lay off the shit food
>actually I want to die and my life is going nowhere so what difference will one pack of tendies make?
▶ No.121570>>121571 >>121572
>>121569
>no cum stains on the sheets
poor effort neet
▶ No.121571>>121624
>>121570
He hid them under the food
▶ No.121572
>>121570
>>121569
I always keep my cum rags close by
▶ No.121573>>121575 >>121588
>>121567
homemade chicken tender wraps, a pint of haagen daz salted caramel and a pack of skittles.
>>121568
I always give in to apathy along that line of thinking. I desperately want to change and hate myself for being a gluttonous pig.
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▶ No.121575>>121576
>>121573
what do you put in them? i could go for a chicken tender wrap atm tbh
▶ No.121576>>121583
>>121575
sweet chilli tenders, bbq sauce, bit of sour cream, grated cheese, grated lettuce, cucumber, lettuce and tomato.
It's the way the canteen ladies at my highschool made them. Nostalgia food I guess.
▶ No.121577
>>121551
I used to live somewhere exactly like that. Was cool for a while
▶ No.121579
>>121578
>tfw two weeks from 22
it's starting to look bad now
▶ No.121580>>121581
>>121578
22 khv here
what do you reckon the reason for you being a virgin is?
▶ No.121581
>>121580
When I was younger I had a fairly normie social circle so I can't blame it on complete lack of opportunity from social isolation.
Lack of self confidence and cowardice.
▶ No.121582
▶ No.121583
>>121576
Damn that sounds nice
▶ No.121585>>121587
>>121578
It's fucked that virginity is looked down upon if you're male.
I wouldn't know that feel though, lost my virginity at 16. Although I have painful memories of a girl
I tried to date, but ended rejecting her myself because I felt like I was just going to fuck it up.
She's honestly better off for that, I'm guessing she's gone home back to Japan and is doing well.
I think you can spin your virginity into a moral reasoning though, or just lie about not being a virgin to a girl.
At this point I care more about having friends than a gf.
▶ No.121587>>121593
>>121578
21, I feel like it'll never come naturally, so I'll probably have to take the pay-to-win approach. Still procrastinating on that though
>>121585
>letting a 日本人彼女 get away
▶ No.121588
>>121573
just think of all the nice clothes you can wear when you lose weight m8, worked for me
the first few kilos are easy since it's water weight that comes off first and then it's just gonna snowball from there
those chicken wraps sound pretty neeto though
▶ No.121589
>tfw want to start a business but I need about a thousand bux capital and I haven't had a job callback in months
Fuggggggggggggg
>>121377
lol do you use toilet paper in place of serviettes? I thought I was the only pov cunt who did this.
>>121490
It's true. The smallest disagreement will set people off.
▶ No.121590>>121593 >>121594 >>121603
Oh and herro again NEETies, NZNEET here. I'm still studying at uni but I failed my TAFE qualification, I'm pretty bummed about that.
I've been trying my hardest to make some positive changes but nothing has eventuated for all my efforts. I'm grinding away day after day and I still have no money, no friends, no gf and no vehicle. Primary school is on hiatus for two weeks so I'm looking after the kids all day long every weekday.
What are you cunts doing with your time?
▶ No.121591>>121592 >>121594 >>121595 >>121598 >>121604
How independent are your parents are you guys?
I pay my rent and buy groceries with my dole but have to hit up my dad for any other expense.
▶ No.121592
>>121591
I buy most of my food (I'd buy it all but mummybot gets pissy if I cook for myself too often) and pay rent. I try to avoid relying on mummybot at all because it makes me feel pathetic, although I know I'd be homeless without her.
▶ No.121593>>121600 >>121606
>>121587
>letting a 日本人彼女 get away
にほんじんー彼女。。。 ええ。。 わたしわ き にしない
Fellow ニート
I was better off doing that for my sake and her sake anyway. It's more of a what if scenario if my circumstances were different.
>>121569
>that amount of seasoning
I'm triggered
>>121590
I made a 2 videos today, been angry at the email provider shitting out on me, cock.li not allowing me to login to my throwaway email to
create a new YT account.
I think I'll walk up to Mcdonalds for dinner if no one's home. Otherwise I'll just look for something to watch or just play the Vita until I hit bed early.
▶ No.121594>>121600
>>121590
>What are you cunts doing with your time?
nothing productive as usual
>>121591
they pay rent and basic utilities but i pay for what else i use and then some
▶ No.121595>>121605
>>121591
*how independent are you guys of your parents?
God I can't even type proper english now.
Neet brain rot.
▶ No.121596>>121597
>dad always knocks on my room's door to say when dinner is ready
>know how much of a cunt he'll be by the way he says it/what he says
>if he's planning to be a cunt he'll ask "do you want some food?"
>if he's planning to be nice he'll say "some food here"
>if he's planning on being a real cunt he'll knock on the door, wait till i say "yeah", then say nothing and wait until i say "yeah?" again before asking if i want some food
dealing with this passive aggressive shit can be really difficult at times
▶ No.121597
>>121596
definitely sounds like you should try reeing at him
▶ No.121598
>>121591
I pay rent, internet (because i use it the most), food and insurance for my bike.
I'm on dsp so i still manage to save quite a lot of cash for the future, or something i guess.
▶ No.121600>>121602
>>121593
>I made a 2 videos today
Link?
>>121594
>nothing productive as usual
iktf
▶ No.121602>>121606
>>121600
I'm uploading them now on YT. It'll be about 20 mins from now up.
▶ No.121603
>>121590
>What are you cunts doing with your time?
Not much.
Good to see you are still around. I haven't heard from you in a while. I hope you get a job since you cannot get neetbux.
▶ No.121604
>>121591
I live with my parents. I buy most of my own food, but my mother buys food I eat as well. The rest of my bux I save. I don't have many expenses a the moment.
▶ No.121605
>>121595
Don't worry m8, it happens to anyone.
▶ No.121606>>121607
>>121602
>>121593
Which NEET are you?
▶ No.121607>>121609
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>121606
VaporNEET
They're up on YT
▶ No.121608>>121609 >>121610 >>121611
Do any therapists or shrinks bulk bill medicare?
Might have to get a script for antidepressants if they don't.
>tfw oscillating between extreme lethargy and despair
This might be the year.
▶ No.121609
>>121607
Nice. Always like more content.
>>121608
When I used to see one they did.
▶ No.121610
>>121608
If you're in WA there's a mob called centrecare that does therapy sessions for $10 if you're on the dole.
Their pretty good too, proper psychs, not volunteers or that shit.
Dunno if other states have it.
▶ No.121611>>121615
>>121608
>Do any therapists or shrinks bulk bill medicare?
You can go to a bulk-billed GP and request a Mental Health Plan which entitles you to six free sessions with a psychologist and a further four if the psych considers them necessary.
▶ No.121615>>121616 >>121619
>>121611
I did that and the bitch dobbed me in for all those rapes I committed
▶ No.121616
>>121615
Why didnt you get deported?
▶ No.121619
>>121615
Bitch was begging for it, walking around in those clothes like a SLUT
▶ No.121623>>121628 >>121642
So what do you guys want as a video?
I might do a breakfast video or something like that, heading out tomorrow.
I've got some ideas that I'll expand.
I'll answer questions or something in a video.
Lay em out here, I'm going to bed.
▶ No.121624
>>121571
in*
Good evening, I was surprised to see so many posts since I last logged-in here yesterday arvo (100+). Not doing much atm, other than indulging in some 12 year old scotch.
▶ No.121626
My job seeker page told me I am due for WFD again but at my appointment they told me I don't need to do it yet, apparently there is a new work skills program that has just arrived and it overrides WFD, that was nice.
>>121578
23, I don't want a relationship with anyone and I don't live anywhere near a brothel. Checked Craigslist but it looks sketchy as hell, what isn't spam looks like shit.
▶ No.121628>>121632
>>121623
Goodnight Cheesy, sleep well my troubled e-friend. Honestly I don't care what the topic of your vids are, it's just nice to hear the voice of another NEET as it makes me feel less alone.
▶ No.121630>>121631
>>121578
Lost muh virgin to a prostitute at around the age of 20 (bout 10 years ago). Don't regret at all, women are vacuums in that they live to take.
▶ No.121631>>121633
>>121630
what did it feel like?
▶ No.121632>>121636 >>121637
>>121628
It's VaporNEET, not CheesecakeNEET
Really wish BO enabled trips, John ruined it for us.
Anyway 16 degrees around 9 am, I'm not braving the school kids before then so I'll get something to eat after they've gone.
▶ No.121633>>121634
>>121631
At the time I was very nervous, but afterwards I was ecstatic to have finally done the act after so many years spent thinking and longing for it. I mean it would have been better to have lost it to someone my age and to whom I knew and therefore attracted to but to have had those lingering desires of sex persist any longer would have sent me into in insanity/rape mode. But I can confirm that I'm neither gay nor a serial killer
▶ No.121634
>>121633
i feel like if i hired a whore id fall into a deep depression afterwards so thats whats stopping me tbh
what is it actually like? i honestly cant even imagine it any more. is sex a big deal? does having your dick in a pussy actually feel good? how much better is it than fapping, really? 10x better?
▶ No.121635>>121648
Girls und Panzer volume 2 finally arrived in the mail but I ordered the wrong series, it's my little army not the original, damn I'm stupid. And now the original sold out.
▶ No.121636>>121664 >>121722
>>121632
I'm listening to your vid now, and thanks for uploading. Never browsed /hn, it's just no my thing. You say you're only 20 yet you're into Mario 64 (when you were about 5), I'm 31 and remember playing said game when I was around 10. I'm really surprised that someone so young even knows that such a game exists. How did you come to play it in the first place?
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>>121632
>John ruined it for us
No, the BO hates namefagging as I heard recently in the IRC. I wonder if he realizes the hypocrisy of saying that in a format where nicknames are compulsory? But then again the guy does a lot of hard drugs.
▶ No.121638>>121644
Have I bought a Switch? No, but I really want to play the latest Zelda game but I'm not going to pay almost $600 to do so.
▶ No.121640>>121641 >>121654 >>121722
Might off myself later, but then again, might not…
A NEET has many choices, so much free time, what the flying fuck should we be doing every week day? We are perceived as scum for not having jobs (especially doing nothing productive on a weekday) Does anyone else feel relieved/less likely to be judged on the weekend than a weekday?
Compare the pair: One whom is employed paying compulsory taxes but lives a life of hedonism and selfishness versus an unemployed who devotes their free time to the betterment of others and/or themselves. Which one is the better?
▶ No.121641
>>121640
I've not been feeling that good lately either. I had goals and ambition but they have been crushed, I have nothing to live for and my life will never get better but only worse as I age. There is no meaning behind anything and I am a failure. The sate of the world only gets worse as time goes on as well with things like gay marriage looking like it will be legalized and brown people flooding white nations.
▶ No.121642>>121722
>>121623
Speed run mario 64.
In all seriousness, maybe do some fitness or healthy eating guides that suit the Aussie NEET lifestyle.
▶ No.121644>>121702
>>121638
Wait a couple of months till CEMU can run BOTW in 60fps.
▶ No.121646>>121649
Anyone familiar with the laws around therapists/psychs in Australia?
Can they only dob you in if they can prevent a crime?
They cannot do that for something that happened in the past right? Or something hypothetical that you would not do…
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>>121635
Nice cover story neet, we all know you want some of that Pinkie Pie
▶ No.121649>>121650 >>121652 >>121658 >>121665
>>121646
>Anyone familiar with the laws around therapists/psychs in Australia?
>Can they only dob you in if they can prevent a crime?
>They cannot do that for something that happened in the past right? Or something hypothetical that you would not do…
Morning Neets,
M8, think the psychs can only dob you in if you are a harm to yourself or someone else. As for past incidents, I'm not sure as they might think people make up a lot of stuff and take it with a grain of salt. Ive done some fucked up things in my past too.Not too bad, never hurt anyone etc. Just stupid shit.
NEET POLL -
As I know Neets are the salt of the earth, heres a question -
What do you think will happen in Syria and North Korea? Its some pretty crazy shit going on presently. China have 150,000 troops on the Ch/NK border ready to go if shit starts, and Russia will go mental if Syria is invaded. And theres US troops amassing on the Jordan border. Truly scary shit. Either one could spark off WW3.
▶ No.121650>>121653 >>121655 >>121658
>>121649
America won't escalate the situation any further in Syria. It wasn't too long ago that both Russia and America threatened nuclear retaliation over the 2008 Ossetian crisis shit.
But North Korea, probably some shit might go down. But WW3 won't start over North Korea because no one actually likes them. Their brand of Juche Socialism has strayed so far from the kind of Chinese Communism/Sino-Soviet Collectivism that now their ties to China are almost gone. China only supported North Korea this far because of traditional ties to the ruling party. I could easily see a 2nd Korean War going down, and most everyone on Earth can agree that North Korea is a despotic shithole with no redeemable things about it. Trump winning a war in Korea would only solidify his presidential position as le strong leader. But if America isn't careful, Korea could easily turn into Vietnam 2.0
▶ No.121652>>121653
>>121649
For now? Nothing except more threats. But something will happen eventually
▶ No.121653>>121656
>>121650
>But if America isn't careful, Korea could easily turn into Vietnam 2.0
Thanks for insight. Thats a scary thought. Thank god, if Korea kicked off, most of us here would be exempt from the draft.
>>121652
>But something will happen eventually
Like knowing a bridge will eventually collapse, but walking across it every day regardless.
▶ No.121654>>121657
>>121640
>Does anyone else feel relieved/less likely to be judged on the weekend than a weekday?
Yes, it's similar to the way feral dogs will roam the streets in packs after dark and bite the same people who make them whimper and run away in the daylight hours. We're not unemployed failures on the weekend, for those two days the NEETs and the wagecucks are equals. It might seem like a joke to respect a NEET's right to a weekend but a weekend isn't just a break from paid employment, it's a part of our culture and people who are long-term unemployed have a lot of difficulty reintegrating because so much of our culture is based around work and the work-week. Giving NEETs a weekend makes it easier for us to transition into wagecucking when we're ready for that.
▶ No.121655>>121657
>>121650
>most everyone on Earth can agree that North Korea is a despotic shithole with no redeemable things about it
Is that actually true? I don't know anything about North Korea that I didn't learn through mass media and I don't trust Richard 'should have been zyklonned at birth' Murdoch to paint an honest picture of anything that we can't verify ourselves.
▶ No.121656>>121657
>>121653
Or staying inside and letting the wagies deal with the deathbridge
▶ No.121657
>>121654
>>Does anyone else feel relieved/less likely to be judged on the weekend than a weekday?
I see all walks of life and age on the dole going into Centerlink. Think you will find that there are many, many NEETS, especially older ones who hide their unemployment status. Personally, I truly dont care what people think about me, and neither should you. If this were 1973 and OZ had full employment you might be ashamed, but this is depression era 2017 and the whole world is fucked.
>>121655
>>most everyone on Earth can agree that North Korea is a despotic shithole with no redeemable things about it
>Is that actually true? I don't know anything about North Korea that I didn't learn through mass media and I don't trust Richard 'should have been zyklonned at birth' Murdoch to paint an honest picture of anything that we can't verify ourselves.
Kinda got a point. Look at how they painted Saddam and Gaddafi. Their people loved them. Everyone got free shit, electicity, oil money straight into bank accounts, free university.etc.
>>121656
>Or staying inside and letting the wagies deal with the deathbridge
Smartest thing Ive read in a good while.
▶ No.121658>>121659 >>121671
>>121649
>What do you think will happen in Syria and North Korea?
usa is keeping china in check for russia and helping them deal with isis at the same time
i'm more worried about worst korea getting shanked by japan right now but they might actually start making decent cars if they do
>>121650
>Korea could easily turn into Vietnam 2.0
korea was nam before nam happened
▶ No.121659>>121660
>>121658
>>Korea could easily turn into Vietnam 2.0
>korea was nam before nam happened
BioDad was in Vietman for all of 24hrs. Went as a cook, later the day he arrived was told they were pulling out next day. Saw no action, but likely cooked dinner and breakfast. Know old guy who was medic over there. Truly fucked him up. Must have seen some awful shit.
▶ No.121660>>121661
>>121659
yeah vietnam was a shitshow since gooks fighting gooks and arr rook same so nobody could think twice about killing anyone they saw
uncle of a friend was a sergeant for the south viets and he wakes up in cold sweats screaming every now and then
▶ No.121661>>121662 >>121694
>>121660
>yeah vietnam was a shitshow since gooks fighting gooks and arr rook same so nobody could think twice about killing anyone they saw
>uncle of a friend was a sergeant for the south viets and he wakes up in cold sweats screaming every now and then
Dated a girl years ago - her dad killed one/more? of his own men. Friendly fire. fucked him up royally. Found out later he was fucking the daughter I was dating. Long story. Really bizarre.
▶ No.121662>>121663
>>121661
>Found out later he was fucking the daughter I was dating
You got her dads sloppy seconds ? That's all fucked up right there m8
▶ No.121663>>121666
Pretty sure bogun next door has a hydro setup in his garage. Not going to dob him in as I wouldnt want anyone to dob me in if I was doing same - but the guy isnt smart about it. For a week, on the hour, a loud air compressor sound was going on for a minute or so. Now its stopped. See he has pvc pipe bits near his garage, a hose with water running out and you can see extension cord halfway out the garage rollerdoor.
>>121662
>You got her dads sloppy seconds ? That's all fucked up right there m8
Me - fucking her on her bed as her mother is outside the bedroom window. See thru curtain, but mother cant see in. Lean her doggy over the bed so I can see the mother while Im fucking her.
She - "youre just like my Dad".
Yep, Pretty fucked up.
▶ No.121664
>>121636
I'm not him but am a similar age and I only had a N64 up until around 2006 because my family was poor.
▶ No.121665
>>121649
WW3 will never happen unfortunately, every body is too connected, society is too soft and use to modern luxuries and a world war would be too damaging for even the victors. The closest thing to war would be maybe a proxy war in Syria, if both send troops they could end up fighting with each other but they would still not declare war.
▶ No.121666>>121669
>>121663
i remember hearing that story from somewhere
don't have to dob your neighbour in but don't feel bad about enjoying the raid that'll eventually happen
▶ No.121669>>121670
>>121666
>don't have to dob your neighbour in but don't feel bad about enjoying the raid that'll eventually happen
No, wouldnt bother dobbing anyone in. Funny you should say that as there are 2 non-resident cars parked across the road. Never seen them before.
Might be a happening sooner than later. No, theyre not for me, I dont have any grow and am pretty boring.
▶ No.121670>>121672 >>121675
>>121669
never know m80, it might be one of us up next on aca with our shitposting history on public display
▶ No.121671
>>121658
>korea was nam before nam happened
Not really. In Vietnam, the North Vietnamese quickly ended up overwhelming the South Vietnamese after American withdrawal from the country and took it over. The North and South Koreans ended up signing a truce with each other and have stayed on their respective sides ever since.
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>>121670
>never know m80, it might be one of us up next on aca with our shitposting history on public display
Just say you were hacked. Seems to work for the asshole leftists.
▶ No.121675>>121698
>>121670
>"local dolebludger whines about things"
▶ No.121678>>121679 >>121702
Fuck wfd is taking forever today, gonna get on the goon when I finish
▶ No.121679
>>121678
should be sneaking a bit in during smoko breaks
▶ No.121680>>121681 >>121682 >>121686 >>121688 >>121742
>over the moon about trump's press statement about syria
>drive down to the shops to do some neet shopping before the easter weekend
>radio is all over spicer's holohoax spiel
>laugh all the way to the car park
>race around and grab all the things i remember i need
>cashier is free, think why not?
>kinda know each other since i used to drive dad there in the mornings before wfd to do his boomer shopping
>idle chat happens
>"so, got the day off?"
>lose my spaghetti
I flew too close to the Sun today.
▶ No.121681>>121683
>>121680
What did Trump say regarding Syria?
▶ No.121682>>121683
>>121680
>"so, got the day off?"
Those words are the absolute worst when you're a neet
▶ No.121683>>121684
>>121681
Stance hasn't changed since, they're not there to invade or topple Assad but just beat up ISIS. Mind you, this is Trump saying it this time.
https://archive.is/qoacl
>>121682
Oath. Not so bad when it comes from fellow doll bludgeons.
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>>121684
That's a given but the development means it isn't a worst case scenario anymore.
▶ No.121686
>>121680
I consider any day I don't have to deal with Centrelink or MAX a day off.
▶ No.121687>>121689 >>121691 >>121693 >>121695 >>121703
What are you guys doing over Easter?
Sister is making me come with her to visit my parents for four fucking days.
Would rather just have 4 days to myself here.
▶ No.121688>>121690 >>121692
>>121680
When I worked at woolies before I my shitshow of a university career I used to say shit like that to dole bludgers all the time. I was so fucking irritable all the time at that job and seeing obvious dole moles doing their shop during the middle of the day made my blood boil. Saying smart arse shit like ' on holidays mate?' or 'enjoying your day off?' gave me a little kick.
5 years later the tables have turned.
▶ No.121690
>>121688
>I'm making wagies get all ragie just by doing muh neet shopping
What do you mean when you say it gave you a kick? I don't understand why it would bother the NEET in that situation, you're just acknowledging that you're stuck at work while they're neeting it up.
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▶ No.121692
>>121688
Don't worry, nobody else likes undergrads either.
▶ No.121693
>>121687
My dad is trying to get me to go down to the grandparents farm and help him with a few things, but i actually just want to stay home watching anime and shitposting
▶ No.121694>>121696 >>121699
>>121661
>Found out later he was fucking the daughter I was dating. Long story.
Tell full story m8. Not like we have anything better to do.
▶ No.121695
>>121687
Chilling over the weekend, no plans for the actual day. Might go with family to the Easter Show though. Probably tomorrow.
Crowds enrage me for some illogical reason, so I will probably be in a shit mood while I am there (as I have been every other time I have gone).
▶ No.121696>>121697
>>121694
Typical neet incest
▶ No.121697
>>121696
a good neet knows to stay away from mummybots temple
▶ No.121698
>>121675
Lol, Tbh I'm surprised they haven't done that one yet
▶ No.121699>>121700
>>121694
>>Found out later he was fucking the daughter I was dating. Long story.
>Tell full story m8. Not like we have anything better to do.
Cant Greentext, hurts my eyes.
Basically, knew she was a nutcase, eventually found out she was really screwed up.
She 'claims' she was raped by an ex boyfriend and his mate. I listened to her story - it was full of bullshit. She had fucked 2 guys whilst drunk, regretted it later etc. Was seeing a shrink, was always going on about her 'poor Dad', crying and alluding that he had/was doing something to her. Like she had been brainwashed not to tell the authorities or anyone - maybe the Dad 'guilting her' that he would go to prison if she told. Possibly the mother knew about it aswell, because she was just as nutty. Her younger sister was into drugs, not sure if she got the Dad dick also. Last I heard about the nutbag she was taking all her clothes off in the street and demanding some woman have sex with her - also heard about her living at the back of the brothel, but claims she 'wasnt a prostitute'. She is now full blown Lez.
▶ No.121700>>121701
>>121699
That story is sure to make the Virgins here feel better about themselves
▶ No.121701
>>121700
I guess it makes me glad I never got any dad dick
▶ No.121702
>>121678
You just reminded me that I have a date with Dan tonight ;)
>>121644
Thanks, but muh laptop will probably struggle with any WiiU game
▶ No.121703>>121747
>>121687
I believe the correct question you should be asking is whether or not anyone's going to get high on the 20th, or who'll be raising a glass of pilsner in remembrance of Hitler?
BTW if that's your sister in that pic then fucking her is what I'd be doing over Easter.
▶ No.121704>>121705 >>121706 >>121708
Broke another desk chair boys.
▶ No.121705
>>121704
What kind of desk chairs do full on fatties like boogie use?
▶ No.121706>>121707 >>121709
>>121704
You deserve it for posting that stupid meme.
▶ No.121708
>>121704
How did you break it
▶ No.121709>>121711
>>121706
Wojak can be fat if he wants
▶ No.121711>>121712 >>121713
>>121709
The frog and his stupid friend are awful, bland and should not be posted regardless of their body weight.
▶ No.121712>>121728 >>121745
>>121711
>le fuck chan culture contrarian
reddit might be more your kind of thing.
www.reddit.com/r/australia
cya
▶ No.121713>>121714
>>121711
the frog has represented neet gens for a long time now mate
▶ No.121714>>121716 >>121722 >>121783
>>121713
That's part of the problem, it was boring to begin with and it just gets worse over time, every brain dead fool is using it to assimilate with the herd, they may as well just not bother posting, they don't contribute anything at all but just mimic the hive mind. They are the worst posters particularly Australian frog posters, a combination of two of the most dull and unthinking things on the internet.
▶ No.121715>>121717 >>121718 >>121719 >>121729 >>121730 >>121736
What do you NEETs use for desks and chairs?
I have been thinking of splashing out some cash to get a nice desk and chair since that is where I spend the majority of my day.
Been thinking of a desk that convert between standing/sitting. That way I could at least spend a couple hours per day not on my arse.
▶ No.121717
>>121715
Buy the best chair you can. Any desk that isn't broken and is at an appropriate height is good enough.
Look into getting an adjustable mesh high back chair.
▶ No.121718
>>121715
I use a chair mummybot got given by her friend a couple of years back. It's a bit uncomfy if you sit all day but otherwise it's nice
▶ No.121719
>>121715
I use some gaymer chair, it's sold pretty much everywhere that sells office chairs.
It rocks back and fourth and it's loud which sucks but it can take a beating.
▶ No.121720>>121732 >>121736
I went to Mcdonalds this morning.
Got a Mighty Aussie Roll and 2 hash browns.
Came home and there was people home.. my morning and day ruined I thought I was gonna be alone to make a video but nope.
I've been doing trying to craft a schedule for my time, but mainly just been cleaning my room.
Pic related, hint to my upcoming videos.
▶ No.121722>>121733
>>121636
I played N64 around 1998-2001, got a PS2 and played it time to time until it left the home around start of 2002, then I switched to PC/PS2 and primarily played Ragnarok Online at that time.
>>121640
I think you should hone in on a specific interest, rather than trying to be this master of all trades that employers are expecting these days. I notice people pay less attention to their surroundings these days, seems to be an effect of individualism paired with lack of community interaction.
>>121642
Maybe, I do biking but there's nothing noteworthy about what I do. I don't exactly have the optimal diet.
>>121714
I'd say it was like that before the ADL
branded Pepe as a white supREEEmacist/white nationalist symbol.
▶ No.121723>>121724 >>121727 >>121736
Anyone else been on my free cams? Have been going on recently, it's vaguely enjoyable. It's funny because if you scroll down there's a bunch of eastern european girls who are gorgeous and for some reason have nobody in their rooms and do stuff for much cheaper than the ugly americans up the top.
▶ No.121724>>121725
>>121723
I saw a Korean* on there once. If she had gone on more often I probably would have kept using it. None of the other cammers interested me.
* Making porn is illegal in Korea so the taboo of her doing camshows added to my enjoyment.
▶ No.121725>>121736
>>121724
interesting haha. yeah. there are some cute girls on there. the girls chatting to like a room of 300 people and smoking and who have an overly commercialised sort of feel really turn me off. like where they have vibrators that react to tips and "1000 until i take my panties off" and all that boring shit. give me a break. a lot even sell videos, like why the fuck would iw ant to buy a video i can go and look up a million amateur webcam vids for free
▶ No.121727
>>121723
I used to browse there when I was ~17
Never had any money to donate so I had to stick to the probably dodgy SEA section in order to get them to notice me
▶ No.121728
>>121712
>"I'm not racist but I sure don't like these Jews!"
▶ No.121729>>121731
>>121715
I bought this chair at office wanks for 90 bucks, beats the old patio chair I was using
▶ No.121730
>>121715
I have a $50 from K-Mart, I got one before but my cousin broke it when he used it so it's my second. For a desk I use a spare kitchen table.
▶ No.121731
>>121729
Not bad, i should probably get a new chair, my current one has all the faux leather peeling off.
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>>121722
I got a n64 in 1997 I think, got a ps1 in 2000 because of all the pirated games and resident evil
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>>121715
I won't need a chair in a few hours, I'll probably be lying on the floor of my room after I get through pic-related.
>>121720
Maccas recently upped the price of hash browns to I think $1.70. Hungry Jacks sells em for a buck but I've never tried theirs so can't rate.
>>121723
Numerous times and I did try buying tokens but the site wouldn't accept my credit card, which in hindsight saved me a lot of money. The novelty of cam girls has worn off for me now, I just use Pornhub. The best girl that I watched was an American negro, and I say the best because she'd just sit and chat about anything trying to build a rapport with viewers - she obviously enjoyed the exhibitionist side of it - she was the antithesis of pretty much every other girl on there, the type of girls that this anon describes >>121725. I used to go on LiveJasmin a lot, but unlike with MFC my credit card was happily accepted and I don't even want to know the exact amount of money I wasted there.
▶ No.121737>>121747
>>121736
Planning a funeral with all that piss?
Chaturbate's colombian sluts is ok but the novelty does wear off like you said, rather save my money up for a hooker of spend it on some girl I bring to a pub.
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>>121732
For the few times I'll get to do a night video outdoors or indoors with no one home.
▶ No.121739>>121747
>>121736
>oettinger
bretty gud
▶ No.121740>>121747
>>121736
Havn't touched a stanley goon in a long time
▶ No.121741>>121747
>>121736
yeah i've been wasting a lot of neetbux on this stupid site. it's not even that enjoyable but it passes the time haha.
▶ No.121742>>121743
>>121680
>radio is all over spicer's holohoax spiel
? Pls explain
▶ No.121743>>121749
>>121742
sean spicer let it slip that hitler didn't use chemical weapons
▶ No.121745>>121746
>>121712
Please tell me there is not a reddit page for aus.
▶ No.121746>>121750
>>121745
Of course there is. Reddit is like 8chan where anybody and everybody can create a subreddit of whatever they want.
The Aus subreddit is awful. The Sydney one is alright, not sure about other cities.
▶ No.121747>>121748 >>121754
>>121737
I won't drink it all at once, just have enough goon till I pass out. I've never used Chaturbate. The most exciting thing about cam-whores (for me) was that an attractive woman was communicating with me in real time (I've never had a gf), but mostly I'd end up abusing the whores and they'd kick me out of their channel. Good times…
>>121739
Hope so, never tried it or any German beer for that matter. Only thought about buying some after posting this >>121703
>>121740
I've had a few of Stanley's, but this Dolce Russo isn't that great. It's a bit too sweet.
>>121741
Post some screenshots of the women you're watching
▶ No.121748
>>121747
>never tried it or any German beer for that matter
it's a pils so don't expect anything too crazy, just light and smooth drinkings
anything german and wheat is pretty good
▶ No.121749>>121751 >>121752
>>121743
Is the media having a sook? Did he clarify or deny, the statement
▶ No.121750
>>121746
I think he meant a r/aus (not r/australia) which posts about the /aus/ board on 8chan, like r/8chan is to 8chan (which posts 8chan posts)
▶ No.121751>>121753
>>121749
Most soldiers carried gas masks in ww2 but since armies moved so quickly chemical weapons were useless. Hopefully it will open a bit of a lid on the holohoax
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>>121749
he made an apology for being insensitive but i don't think he actually retract the statement, which he shouldn't
another anon made a point that gas chambers are chemical forms of execution and not chemical weapons so he isn't wrong in that sense
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>>121751
I think he meant gas regarding the holocaust.
Chemical weapons were not useless but there was a large stigma about them, the Germans had a stock pile but refused to use them, the British, Amis and even us made large stockpiles on them, tested and developed new types and made plans to use them but never did.
The only nation to actually use them were Poland in one incident and allegedly Japan.
▶ No.121754>>121756
>>121747
next time i'm on i will. just got off, was actually talking to an aussie girl. hopefully today has got it all out of my system tbh, i dont want to spend $200 in a night again.
▶ No.121755>>121757
Pizza en route, gonna watch The Abyss
▶ No.121756>>121758
>>121754
>hopefully today has got it all out of my system tbh
You'll be back unfortunately. You spent 200 on the one girl?
▶ No.121757>>121763
>>121755
Dominos? What flavour
▶ No.121758>>121765 >>121766
>>121756
nah a bunch of different ones haha. there was a guy in one of the rooms called "DrAssSpread" who wanted girls to spread their asses (that's actually something i like too). i asked him some questions in the room and he said he worked in a meatpackery in victoria or some shit. he tipped an aussie girl 5,000 tokens after she initially wasn't willing to go and do a private skype with him immediately. 5k tokens is like idk prob $700 AUD. then she still told him she wasn't going to skype with him until tomorrow hahahaha
▶ No.121761>>121762
>>121759
4 years, parole after 6 months, out immediately due to time served
▶ No.121762>>121770
>>121759
>>121761
if they immigrated in the past 10 years, there should be law they get deported
▶ No.121763>>121767
>>121757
Numerous flavours. But it's now approaching the 30 minute mark since I ordered and am worried that it won't be coming, given the fact that someone called me shortly after placing the order and I'm now convinced that that 'someone' was a Dominos employee calling to say that they can't deliver or something of that nature. But if it was them then they should of left a voicemail message. They close in 30 minutes ffs, think I'll call them now.
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>>121759
This guy looks familiar to me, all nigs look the same I know, but there's something about this guy.
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>>121758
>That's something I like too
Circle? How do you pay for the tokens? Like what card? I've used both an ING and Westpac direct debit card and both were declined yet LiveJasmin accepts them…?
▶ No.121767
>>121763
They stop cooking new pizzas after they close, if you order before they shut they still deliver, and the remaining pizzas. I had done a order right before they closed, and they brought it out about 30 mins after they shut.
▶ No.121768
>>121764
Yeh, he was in that world vision ad 10 years ago
▶ No.121769>>121771
>>121766
You can use POLI
But spend your money on something better
▶ No.121770>>121773
>>121759
One of his accomplices (also a nig) was given a suspended sentence. Why they're not being deported I have no idea.
>>121762
Maybe that's why they're not getting deported, because they were born here?
▶ No.121771>>121772 >>121774
>>121769
THe fuck is POLI?
>Spend your money on something better
Such as this, >>121736? I'm already there mang. And for some reason Corona in a can tastes like shit compared to its bottled counterpart.
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▶ No.121773
>>121770
>Why they're not being deported I have no idea.
to enforce the two party preferred system of course
▶ No.121774>>121776 >>121780
>>121771
>And for some reason Corona in a can tastes like shit compared to its bottled counterpart.
I have only drank corona once from a bottle, but I think what you are experiencing might be the taste of the aluminum influencing the taste.
▶ No.121775>>121780 >>121785
Looks like the housous near me are at it again
▶ No.121776>>121782
>>121774
*experiencing might be the aluminum influencing the taste.
▶ No.121777>>121778 >>121779 >>121784
Ahh! My eyes keep getting blurry and dry at night, I can't even watch anime right now because of it. I read that it has something to do with frequent computer use, I could see a doctor but then he would look down on me for being unemployed and spending my time on a computer……
▶ No.121778
>>121777
Even god wants you to stoo being a weeb
▶ No.121779>>121782
>>121777 (nice)
I think looking at a computer makes you blink less.
Just get a spray bottle and spray water on your eyes every end of an episode, will work 100%.
▶ No.121780>>121782
>>121774
glass > aluminium but nothing will save a corona from being shit
>>121775
complain about how the kuffar around you are distracting you from prayer and how they walk their filthy dogs in front of your yard
▶ No.121782>>121788
>>121776
>>121780
I'm just thinking about the difference in taste between coke from a can and from a bottle, and while there is a noticeable difference it's not like what I'm currently experiencing with this canned-Corona as it simply doesn't even taste like bottled-Corona. It's fucking weird and I'm wondering if I've bought a bad batch? Regardless I won't be buying canned-Corona ever again.
>>121779
This, try the water or you can buy eye drops for 'dry eyes'. Do you have any lights on while watching at night? If not you'll be straining your eyes more than if you had a light on.
▶ No.121783>>121786
>>121714
You're a bit of an arsehole aren't you m8 ?
Why the fuck do you think anyone is interested in what annoys you ?
▶ No.121784
>>121777
i use dry eye drops.
most people say systane ultra works best for them, and it is pretty good. the only thing that works for me is poly gel 0.3% carbomer.
▶ No.121785>>121787
>>121775
This reminded me of an idea for a NEET-related vid I had the other night. Law & Order N.P.U. (NEET Protection Unit), if you've seen the show you'll understand where I was heading with the idea.
So you live in gov-public-housing? One of those dodgy high-rises? What are your neighbours like? Do you hear many domestics?
▶ No.121786
>>121783
It's either John or that "9 Years a NEET" anon, just some cunt who thinks he's better than all of us.
▶ No.121787>>121789 >>121790
>>121785
Nah, I live in a normal person house. But across the road there's public housing that was only leased out to families and old people which was sweet for a while until they moved in the regular scum of society.
The tenants in question is some dude and a 16 year old girl, a dude at wfd knows em and says their crack heads and steal shit. cops have been there a few times in the last 3 weeks.
Today when I was taking a carton of beer out of my car the skinny junkie cunt who lived there started looking at me and I put the carton down and stared at him until he fucked off back in his house.
Might call this bitch to see if I can get rid of these junkie scumfucks without burning their house down.
▶ No.121788
>>121782
also, checked where it's brewed on the can/box
i remember some types of beers differing in place of brewing depending on whether you buy it canned or bottled
▶ No.121789>>121803
>>121787
>stared at him until he fucked off back in his house
Nice. Anyway I'm off to bed. Pizza finally arrived 50 minutes after I ordered, and the cunt dropped the garlic bread to which he simply said "sorry".
▶ No.121790>>121797
>>121787
>stared at him until he fucked off
How long did that last?
▶ No.121792>>121798 >>121800 >>121811
why are banks allowed to rip us off so badly
commonwealth bank makes $10 billion in (((profit))) per year. why is this allowed?
why won't our government tax them and regulate them more like they do everything, is it because (((banks))) are owned by (((them))) and so is our government?
▶ No.121793>>121794 >>121796
>>121791
That guy does some pretty funny shit
▶ No.121794>>121795
>>121793
>race mixing
>"funny"
▶ No.121795>>121799
>>121794
>implying I like that artwork
You're the joke m8
▶ No.121796
>>121793
>memes are now graffiti
I really don't find this funny, original or creative.
It should stay on the internet, not become graffiti or printed onto a shirt.
▶ No.121797
>>121790
About 5 or 10 seconds, cunts skinny as a twig and I have some actual muscle so he didin't come out of his house after that.
▶ No.121798
>>121792
Because of those people that rub their hands together
▶ No.121799
>>121795
kill (((yourself))) fool
▶ No.121800>>121801
>>121792
Turnbull used to be a banker. Gov is in bed with them
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▶ No.121803
>>121789
Did the garlic bread fall out the carton? They should give you compensation
▶ No.121804>>121807 >>121825
Morning NEETs, what's on the agenda for the day?
▶ No.121807
>>121804
cheat day today since no meat on my regular day this week
also more vidya and more weeb toons
▶ No.121808>>121825
North Korea is looking pretty exciting.
▶ No.121809>>121810 >>121812 >>121813 >>121815 >>121831
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-13/centrelink-cashless-welfare-trial-may-be-expanded/8441418
Starting to get worried about this cashless welfare shit, I know it's only for abos in certain towns, but they will eventually roll this out nation wide. How will i be able to buy the odd bag of goon or bottle of scotch?
▶ No.121810
>>121809
>How will i be able to buy the odd bag of goon or bottle of scotch?
become a wagie or just kick the habit
▶ No.121811>>121816
>>121792
Blame Keating, he's the fucker deregulated them, they couldn't charge fees for transactions and shit before that.
Is the page taking ages to load up for everyone or just me ?
▶ No.121812
>>121809
I heard that they still give you standard payments just less, so you can still buy some alcohol just not waste all your money on it.
▶ No.121813>>121814
>>121809
You can still do cash withdrawels, goons was invented for exactly this reason
▶ No.121814
>>121813
It's cashless - no cash withdrawals.
▶ No.121815>>121821
>>121809
it's very likely to happen sooner than later, the data they can gain on the spending habits alone will make it worth doing
▶ No.121816
>>121811
for me as well but internet's been a bit dodge lately
▶ No.121818
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
You may break my body but you will never break my Nippon Spirit!
▶ No.121820>>121824 >>121825
▶ No.121821>>121823
>>121815
soon money won't exist, it will all be done on your phone
what a nightmare
▶ No.121823>>121827
>>121821
yeah but retards will praise it like it brings us closer to being blade runner or something
▶ No.121824
>>121820
>Hungover as fuck
Thats why I dont drink anymore.
The hangovers are just not worth the drinking.
▶ No.121825>>121834
>>121808
NK have said that there'll be a "big and important" event happening today, lots of journalists have started gathering in the country for whatever it's going to be. Then there's the anniversary of Kim-Some-One this Saturday. Yeah exciting times for them. Meanwhile we'll be eating Easter eggs…
>>121820
I would be too had the booze I bought last night not been so yuck and intolerable.
>>121804
Keeping my fingers crossed that North Korea makes a move against the US in the coming days
▶ No.121826>>121836
Anyone seen the SKorean? zombie flick Train to Busan?
▶ No.121827>>121828 >>121833 >>121839
>>121823
tbh, when is the last time you even used cash? removing cash would also have the advantage of forcing gook business into the light, they are big time tax cheats and pay their pajeet workers under the table
very little downside to moving to non-cash society at this point
▶ No.121828
>>121827
i use cash all the time m8, no spending history and it dodges all those eftpos fees
▶ No.121830>>121837
Every time i put effort into a good post, no one gives two shits. Must be that "it's too real man" thing again. Maybe i should switch to gradient shitposting, goon saloon style.
I only hope asio anon is enjoying his afternoon, reading my carefully constructed shitpost À la carte.
▶ No.121831>>121832 >>121859
>>121809
I might vote labor next election, even though I despise both parties. Maybe they will raise neetbux.
▶ No.121832>>121859
>>121831
*And they will stop/repeal/prevent this card bullshit
▶ No.121833
>>121827
I understand the benefits, but it would allow someone to track your every purchase. I don't use cash much either.
▶ No.121834>>121838 >>121841
>>121825
I might go out to the shops soon and get some easter eggs. I think this NK events going on are just more sabre-rattling from them. They have made empty threats for years, why now are people taking them seriously?
▶ No.121835>>121840 >>121852
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
What do you guys think?
Is it accurate for you too?
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▶ No.121837>>121842
>>121830
The only good posts are the poo poo ones.
▶ No.121838
>>121834
If their country collapses there'll be a lot more mail order brides and prostitutes
▶ No.121839
>>121827
Same as the other NEET said, I only use cash.
Fuck putting all that info out there.
▶ No.121840
>>121835
>this is my presentation
blast from the past
monk mode sounds like a fancy way to say setting small goals first but i wouldn't say that you should expect failure since that sets you up for a self-fulfilling prophecy
accepting the possibility of failure would be more appropriate
▶ No.121841
>>121834
Just more clickbait, just like with Syria. There will be no WW3.
Whether or not Trump has been corrupted and with Bannon being kicked he'll be full neo-con or if he is doing this to appease shitty hawkish Republicans so they support him with his proposals and kill the Russian puppet narrative by pissing them off in the process is hard to say, I could buy both stories
▶ No.121842
>>121837
Thanks for replying, asio.
▶ No.121843>>121844 >>121845 >>121846
Just a heads up for you guys.
Today's the deadline for isps to comply with the governments metadata laws.
If you're pirating or you're browsing places like here you should be getting a VPN by now.
You can get away with streaming movies/tv, but by now they're probably going to go after those who download/upload movies/TV via torrent.I'd only risk downloading anime without a VPN since Japanese copyright isn't going to pursue outside Japan.
They blocked piratebay a while ago on the isps, so they're going to go down this route.
▶ No.121844
>>121843
How dare anyone consume any media not owned by Rupert Murdoch.
Quality TV shows and movies? Easily accessible? I don't think so goy, here's some normie My Kitchen Rules and sports ball with corporate sponsors every 2 minutes.
▶ No.121845>>121850
>>121843
It costs money so I won't.
▶ No.121846>>121850
>>121843
think they'll jump on anime published by amazon/netflix?
▶ No.121848>>121915
S.A has the highest unemployment rate!
We win!!!!
▶ No.121850>>121851
>>121845
You can get free ones for browsers, you have to look into which ones are reputable.
Considering at most they're in between $5-$12 a month its worth it.
Cut down on the NEET snacks.
>>121846
Depends, maybe if you're going for one with big reach I.E some normie stuff like Attack on Titan. Even then I doubt they will, considering its a string of different companies and Amazon/Netflix don't have the same prevalence as the USA. I doubt they own copyrights to anime anyway, more just like a license to stream from the Japanese company.
▶ No.121851>>121856 >>121915
>>121850
man, aussies can't catch a break can they?
>no guns because some inbred retard sperged out a little too hard on some island
>no self defense because gotta be nice to the shitskins goy
>everything expensive locally because muh free market
>internet connections have you paying out the arse because none of the major telcos have australian intnerests in mind
>now you need a vpn to shitpost on a mongolian cave painting forum without asio kicking down your door the next day and shooting your dog
▶ No.121852
>>121835
Nice video m9, I enjoyed it
▶ No.121853>>121854
Instead of getting easter eggs, I just brought a pack of hot cross buns, and two kitkat's that I have just ate. Might eat the buns later, toasted with some butter.
▶ No.121854>>121855
>>121853
shoulda saved the kitkats and have kitkat sandwiches
▶ No.121855
>>121854
Damn, I fucked up again. Oh well, the butter is nice
▶ No.121856>>121857
>>121851
Is anonymox good? Trying before buying
▶ No.121857
>>121856
no idea m8
haven't looked into this vpn business at all yet
▶ No.121859>>121861 >>121915
>>121831
>>121832
Labour will just import more shitskins which are more competition for the dole money. Liberal don't represent us either. We ought to form a neet party. Main policies could be:
>gov subsidised tendies and goon
>no shitskins
>no wfd
>neets receive full protection from abusive mummybots by the ADF, AFP and state police forces
>free whores for neets
>neets with inadequate mommybots will be issued a foster mummybot with at least a cert III in tendie preparation
>wagies that make eye contact with neets on public transport will be immediately executed
▶ No.121860>>121888
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>tfw no gf
New vid guys, part 2 up soon
▶ No.121861
>>121859
Yeah sounds like a good idea. Would be working though haha
▶ No.121862>>121863
>>121114
>>121114
Are you nzneet? Your stories always give me a hearty chuckle. What happens if you just tell your mum no?
▶ No.121863
>>121862
what is a neet without his tendies and goon?
▶ No.121864
>>121766
I use a commbank Mastercard. Select the EPOCH.com payment option.
▶ No.121865>>121867 >>121868 >>121888
>tfw mummybot said she wasn't buying any easter eggies this year
Neet abuse is an everyday issue
▶ No.121866>>121874
Cooking a BBQ meatlovers frozen pizza for dinner, might have some hot cross buns later.
▶ No.121867>>121869
>>121865
Could splurge some of your own bux on picking up a few
▶ No.121868>>121870
>>121865
>not waiting until next tuesday and getting chocolate eggs on discount prices
▶ No.121869
>>121867
But then I'm just a fat cunt buying chocolate
▶ No.121870
>>121868
I am going to do that, hot cross bun anon here. I will have my kitkat sandwich
▶ No.121871
Took a nasty poo, gonna eat some Chinese food and cook up another batch of poo poo
▶ No.121872>>121873 >>121877 >>121888
Had a dream that I got a gf last night but it ended while we were seeking out a quiet place for blowey joey time. 1/10 would not recommend
▶ No.121873>>121884
>>121872
>having sex dream
>but to get laid
>get woken up by mum knocking on my door
▶ No.121874>>121876
>>121866
Those are awful
Literally tastes like cardboard
▶ No.121876>>121895
>>121874
Will report, sometimes they taste alright. They used to to sell the mini ones at the canteen in school fucking ages ago. Mummybot brought it, so if it doesn't turn out good, the money is on her.
▶ No.121877>>121881 >>121915
>>121872
once i had sex in a dream. both our bodies came together and then there was an intense burst of energy. same thing people describe as 'astral sex'
last night i was woken up by something outside my room and in my half sleep state i realised it was the reaper. in that instant there was shock but only for that instant. then there was a wave of pure calmness and tranquillity. i was finally going. 10/10 i hope the reaper visits again
▶ No.121878>>121879 >>121888
So how many people are making youtube videos now? Seems to be a few of them, maybe I should start too but I don't know what I would make one on.
▶ No.121879>>121882 >>121883
▶ No.121880
Pizza was nice, couldnt get through it all
▶ No.121881
>>121877
You didn't fuck the reaper did you?
▶ No.121882>>121886
>>121879
What about that neet that made a tendie cooking video and then never posted anything else
▶ No.121883>>121885 >>121887
>>121879
What about Aussie neet?
▶ No.121884
>>121873
Mummybots cockblocking NEETs even while they sleep.
Damn them.
▶ No.121885
>>121883
He deleted and re made his channel 50 times before having an autistic meltdown and doxing gookneet and fucking off
▶ No.121886>>121890
▶ No.121887>>121890
>>121883
I think you mean the fit neet mate
▶ No.121888>>121889 >>121891 >>121892 >>121893
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I did a funny
>>121860
I'll give it a watch, you coming on the Discord anytime soon? Have you gotten peace and quiet from Mummybot or is there ain't no rest for the wicked?
>>121865
I already got some eggs, cadbury and a lindt bunny. I ate the lindt bunny but keeping the cadbury in the fridge, it'll melt otherwise.
I remember being on holiday in the UK, they'd keep cakes n shit in the cupboard with cream on them aswell. The cream wouldn't go off and there's no cockroaches or anything.
>>121872
No joke I can't remember the last time I had a dream. It was a long time ago, I remember having dreams about my teeth falling out though.
>>121878
Sure, I'd like to see some outdoor stuff, I remember Neet King making videos in the shopping centre with his glasses.
▶ No.121889
>>121888
>Have you gotten peace and quiet from Mummybot or is there ain't no rest for the wicked?
I have a bit. She is arguing with me less than usual and I feel in a better mood already. I hope this continues.
▶ No.121890
>>121886
True, we'll never see another video of that quality.
>>121887
I think you mean the cocksucking tranny neet m8
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▶ No.121892>>121894
>>121888
>I remember having dreams about my teeth falling out though.
One time I woke up as a kid with a tooth stuck in my throat. Not fun tbh
▶ No.121893>>121896
>>121888
I don't do that much outside that I could make videos about anymore, I use to shoot and hunt with rifles and bows but I don't have any now, I want to get a bow at some point though.
▶ No.121894
>>121892
definitely not for you
▶ No.121895>>121897
>>121876
>brought
Mummybot bought it at the store, then brought it back home.
Listening to Cheesekek's latest vid, and to me he sounds different, sorta 'faster'..? not as depressed-sounding as in his other vids. Might be the meds he's taking?
▶ No.121896>>121898
>>121893
>not hunting with a chainsaw like a real man
But seriously what animals did you hunt? And was it for food or for sport?
▶ No.121897>>121899
>>121895
> and to me he sounds different, sorta 'faster'..? not as depressed-sounding as in his other vids. Might be the meds he's taking?
I have been in a better mood lately. No idea why, might be the medication.
▶ No.121898>>121899
>>121896
Rabits, Foxes and Kangaroos, sometimes birds but I never had a shotgun, they are against the Hauge convention and really quite nasty. We ate them but not foxes, they are just pests, I never hunted Kangaroos on my own though, butchering them is quite gruesome and it's difficult to take the body back without butchering it so my uncle did it.
▶ No.121899>>121900
>>121897
Good to hear regardless of whether it's due to the meds. I lost my virgin (to a hooker) before I'd ever even kissed or held hand with any female. Never been on a formal date with a chick either.
>>121898
I've never tasted rabit or fox but I enjoy kangaroo, would be great to hunt some roo or pig. I'd only ever hunt and kill an animal if I was planning to eat it.
>butchering them is quite gruesome
Much more unsettling than grabbing a pack of meat from Woolies, it's an experience that most will never experience. The only animal I've ever 'hunted' are fish using a fishing rod. How masculine…
▶ No.121900>>121901
>>121899
Rabbit is nice, one of my favourite meats. I would not eat a fox.
There aren't pigs in my area which is a shame, hunting them with spear would be quite fun and invigorating.
Gutting fish is still pretty gruesome and they are all slimy and scaly.
▶ No.121901>>121902
>>121900
Yeah I really wanna make a rabbit stew, it just sounds so delicious and comfy. And seeing as how it's getting colder as Winter approaches I'll be making more stews and soups so it would be great if I could find a butcher that can get it. Might just kill myself too…
Gutting fish is pretty gruesome but unlike hunting with a gun you don't have to apply for a licence to get or use a fishing rod thus making it not as exciting maybe?
▶ No.121902>>121904
>>121901
Having to get a license is not what makes it more exciting, you can get bows and crossbows without them(I think in some states crossbows require a license now though). It's the wondering through the country side and forests looking for animals and sneaking up to the right position, kind of like an adventure or something, even if you don't get anything it is still fun.
▶ No.121903>>121905
Is this mandatory metadata collection real or just an elaborate joke by news sources.
If so, I'm fucked.
▶ No.121904
>>121902
No but it's a process that ensures that the ownership of such an item (assuming you can own it) is more alluring than being able to walk into any store that sells something and being able to purchase it without any questions asked or checks being made. It's only a matter of time before there's a nation-wide requirement for bow&arrow licences then the same for slingshots, diver's spears, steak knives…
▶ No.121905>>121906
>>121903
That bill was passed ages ago, what comfy rock have you been living under? From memory ISP's are required to keep said data for 2 years
▶ No.121906>>121907 >>121911
>>121905
Shit, I did not know.
Know any good VPNs? I don't have one.
▶ No.121907
>>121906
I've use a couple of free web-based proxies, but the one I'm currently using (and the only VPN I've ever paid for) is Private Internet Access VPN. You really need to try a few for yourself while making sure to read their T&Cs in regards to important things like whether or not they keep logs of user's activities.
▶ No.121908>>121936
>tfw no e-friends
Whatevs, I'm almost at the point where if I drink any more I'll end up spewing the night away. Just wish I could be saying this to someone IRL
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▶ No.121910>>121911
So VaporNEET is still awake. Can we expect any vids of you playing Mario Sunshine?
▶ No.121911
>>121910
Unless I can get my hands on a cheap Wii & DVR/PVR capture no, not any time soon.
If you're talking emulation wise.
My laptop is dual core 1.7ghz, considering PPSSPP requires 2.0ghz dual core. Not any time soon.
I have some games in mind, Mischief Makers and others.I'll be taking a break from the internet next week, to read and play some Vita games thoroughly. I might pop in now and then for 10 mins or so.
>>121906
I'm using HotSpot shield for my browser atm, going to setup NordVPN soon.
▶ No.121915>>121917 >>121918
Well, it all went downhill fast last night. Was comfy laying on the couch getting my relaxation watching Ant doco and Bam!
- neighbor couple pull up, shes screaming at him, hear 'you just slap me around, big man' or something like that. Then bash, crash, she or he throws all the groceries? out of the ute tray onto the road. Then he leaves.
don't know what will happen. The entire neighborhood heard it. Road was filled with groceries.
>>121848
>S.A has the highest unemployment rate!
>We win!!!!
What percentage? >>121848
>>121851
>>no guns because some inbred retard sperged out a little too hard on some island
That whole thing was a setup. He has the IQ of a 6yr old. Were talking severely mentally handicapped. Yet, we are led to believe he travelled overseas 'by himself' more than once and has the world class marksman skills to perform distance headshots and stop a moving car with one bullet.
>>121859
>Labour will just import more shitskins which are more competition for the dole money.
Saw a group of them at the train station screaming and making assholes of themselves.
>>121877
>in that instant there was shock but only for that instant. then there was a wave of pure calmness and tranquillity.
Had this exact feeling when I was drowning in the ocean once. (Minus any reapers) Hit by a massive wave.
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▶ No.121917>>121919
>>121915
So did you pick up any of the groceries?
▶ No.121918>>121919 >>121921
>>121915
7 percent, the next highest is 6.5.
▶ No.121919>>121921
>>121917
>So did you pick up any of the groceries?
No, but I got the screaming and possibly her picking up groceries on video. Put the Ipad near the door. Dont want to get involved. Will upload video when I convert it.
>>121918
>7 percent, the next highest is 6.5.
So, 'unofficially' its around 14 percent most likely. The ABS stats are half of the real figures.
Just started downloading 7 Days to Die for xbox one on sale. I know its shit, but its cheap and I need something to play.
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Shit, I only just realised it's the Easter weekend.
It's amazing how out of touch you can get when you're a NEET who lives alone.
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>>121918
>>121919
Those unemployment figures are complete shit.
Dunno if it's changed but a few years ago you needed to do ONE hour a week to qualify as employed under govt stats.
The reality is theres fuckloads more part timers and casuals workers than ever before.
It's the opposite of how they work out the average income too, that's based on fulltime workers over 21.
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>>121921
>The reality is theres fuckloads more part timers and casuals workers than ever before.
Yep. Dont have to pay holidays, sick days and other shit for part time/casual. Watched as my old store had full timers fired and put on casual. Happening everywhere.
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>>121920
I forgot this morning too
Fucking coles is closed too, bloody wagies can't even suck it up so i can buy some tendies
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The depression has been quite bad this week.
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>>121924
it's holiday season m8
all losers in life get like that
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>>121923
I was gonna buy a 6 pack, fuck good Friday, it's not good when you can't buy booze
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>>121927
>could have just gone on a campaign to open up more checkouts without some dumb gimmick
>proceed to fuck it up anyway
One more doll bludgeon on the way.
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>>121922
I'd burn down the store if that happened to me
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>>121908
I consider some here my friends. I don't have any IRL.
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How far we've gone.
There's less cooking posts, less whore posting(thankfully), no toilet pictures, no mindies usage.
I think earliest thread I remember browsing was #18
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>>121937
It's probably just blind nostalgia, but the old neet gens felt more alive.
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>>121937
I'd be making many cooking posts/vids if I lived alone. For those that do live alone, what's your excuse?
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>>121937
>>121939
I am trying to do more cooking posts but I haven't been cooking much lately
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>>121940
I don't live alone but mummybot works evenings so i could theoretically do it. My excuse is i am lazy and half the time my "cooking" is heating up a can of soup.
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