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internship cunt 02/27/17 (Mon) 15:04:15 No.117994

Dutch (motorcycle lover) 22/m going to do IT intership in aus.

ask questions or give tips/advice?

cunt 02/27/17 (Mon) 16:32:19 No.117995

>>117994

learn how to update adobe

cunt 02/28/17 (Tue) 00:00:14 No.118013

Do you not burn your cock when you love your motorcycle ?

cunt 02/28/17 (Tue) 00:31:52 No.118015

>>117994

Fuck off we're full.

cunt 02/28/17 (Tue) 03:16:48 No.118033

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>>117994

don't go swimming, crocs will eat you

don't go in caves or under buildings, spiders will eat you

don't stand under trees, dropbears will eat you

avoid long grass, snakes will eat you

don't stand near a centrelink for too long, abbos will kill you for sport

cunt 02/28/17 (Tue) 08:15:53 No.118056

When you're out on the road and see guys wearing leather jackets with silly patches all over them, make sure to flip them off. Nothing bad will happen.

cunt 03/01/17 (Wed) 06:48:44 No.118112

>>117994

>IT internship

Fuck off pajeet

cunt 03/02/17 (Thu) 11:47:03 No.118233

Stay in the Netherlands

We don't need more weed here

cunt 03/04/17 (Sat) 04:54:28 No.118462

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>>117994

Try a Fonzarelli scooter

cunt 03/06/17 (Mon) 05:59:51 No.118680

what are the first two letters of your last name?

i will be surprised if they are PO

also there will be nowhere to use your motorcycle unless you move to coast (not many IT jobs except schools and tourist holes) but the Great Ocean Road must be a fun place to ride

there is no good zoute drop here, buy in bulk before you come over here

cunt 03/06/17 (Mon) 12:56:01 No.118770

>>118462

T H I C C

Shame the face ain't much cop

cunt 03/06/17 (Mon) 13:19:53 No.118773

>>118770

>T H I C C

FAT

cunt 03/06/17 (Mon) 23:11:39 No.118786

Are you a real indigenous White Dutch person, or just a non-white invader who happens to be living in the Netherlands?

cunt 03/07/17 (Tue) 03:11:04 No.118806

>>118786

You can't trust the Flemish bro. Anybody over half flemish is pretty much just as subhuman as somebody who is 100% Irish. Not all white dutch are flemish though. Walloons seem to be less bad in my experience, Frisians are cool too.

I'd have sex with a flemish girl but the flemish men should really be segregated on all forms of public transport as they will try to grope anything humanoid. There is just not enough yet here in Australia to really be too alarming. I hope when global warming sinks their country Germany can resettle their whole population in Africa rather than let them contaminate Europe even more.

cunt 04/10/17 (Mon) 23:09:40 No.121530

>>117994

piss off tulip nigger

cunt 04/13/17 (Thu) 08:37:26 No.121849

you don't need to worry about speeding on the roads, you can drive as fast as you want because animals will hear you coming and get out of the way. the best time to do this and not get caught by police is just after sunset.

cunt 04/13/17 (Thu) 20:53:51 No.121914

>>117994

>IT intership

you're coming all the way from the Netherlands.. for an IT internship? oh yeah, a totally believable story.

GTFO.

cunt 04/15/17 (Sat) 11:08:52 No.122085

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>>117994

Fellow Dutchman! Do you like beer?