7f223c No.2375463
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
You are the Fool Edition.
81fbb9 No.2375466
Be careful you two.
You might get lifted by the polis without ya porn loicense.
365019 No.2375467
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>>2375462
then why watch? lol
ye hopefully it calms me down and gives me new ideas in life.
>don't sit around keeping heavy shit to yourself :/
I'm a professional at doing that tbh, I always end up listening to everyone else and trying to help others out, nobody ever stops to think maybe I have something wrong going on too. Sometimes I say things and I think others just ignore it because they don't know how to respond, wish I could find someone else like me.
Even just saying that much though, it's more than I normally would. I feel like it forces others to actually acknowledge something dark that people don't like to talk about in life.
As much as I might talk about it, I'll never kill myself unless it means saving other's lives, either directly or indirectly. There's too much to do out there in life, even if I can't seem to fully enjoy anymore, I can still try. If not for myself then to others, no need to be a drag.
365019 No.2375468
also didn't i have you added on discord before? 🤔
a3ed1a No.2375469
>>2375467
idk i like to keep ears and eyes open but sometimes it's just not worth it...
>I always end up listening to everyone else and trying to help others out, nobody ever stops to think maybe I have something wrong going on too.
I hella know this feel tbh. Maybe everyone feels like that sometimes, or maybe it is just some of us.
Either way, i'd be glad to listen to you, there might not be much i can say, but even if not, just being able to vent it might help a lot.
>>2375468
I was thinking that, yep, I see you in the list there c:
7f223c No.2375470
Betrayed by cooki was the final straw.
a3ed1a No.2375471
pls no bully when people are genuinely not okay.
bully when they just angery, that's the best time.
365019 No.2375472
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>>2375469
ah, i guess i kinda do the same on /b/. though i know I'll probably never find what I'm looking for again on there
I think some people are better at it than others.
It feels impossible to.
>>2375470
I haven't even known her for as long as this has been bugging me. My problems go back to over a decade ago tbh but the titanic hadn't sunk until about 6years ago for me. It probably helped cause it to fail, though it definitely wasn't the cause.
365019 No.2375473
that last bit doesn't go with the first bit. don't mix that up
a3ed1a No.2375474
welp, just know i'm always here for you buddy <3
that's all i can offer.
365019 No.2375475
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>>2375474
I think that's all I need from people tbh. Thank you
oh and i forgot a key detail in that pic i sent you earlier. gotta have that gold
a3ed1a No.2375476
>>2375475
ouu, bling bling~
365019 No.2375477
>>2375476
yee its a special that would probably trigger a lot of people if they knew i plan to actually use it.
47b34c No.2375479
check out this outrageous collection of sniffables
Instaboner
365019 No.2375481
>>2375478
it's not too much money$1200+ honestly but it's gone up quite a bit from the original price from ages ago.
2nd best in my collection
7f223c No.2375482
I have bacon and egg sandwich with HP. Awooo, life is perfect again.
a3ed1a No.2375483
>>2375481
noice, what your best?
>>2375482
im jel
365019 No.2375484
>>2375483
it's a meme but i'll send you a pic of it
a3ed1a No.2375485
>>2375484
hey that's pretty :o
365019 No.2375486
>>2375485
:3 ty
i have another just like it that is newer somewhere else(i dont even think its in my state rn), super smooth and lightweight. it's 10/10
also just realized all but 2 of my 🔫 have wood on them
>squirt gun
where the real gunz at reeeeeeeeeee
a3ed1a No.2375487
>>2375486
lmao if you on an apple device you see a squirt gun these days, im on macbook, i see it too
maybe windows does the same thing now idk
365019 No.2375488
>>2375487
tfw new apple phones cost as much and sometimes more than my guns do
am on windows and see it too. i guess its to not show violence through emojis lol
a3ed1a No.2375489
>>2375488
yeah i just spent £3000 on a new macbook pro and the iphones are still too rich for my blood, still using a 5S after cops took my 6S plus, can't justify the cost of a new one. been looking at 7 plusses and 8 plusses on ebay but it still seems too much when the 5s works
365019 No.2375491
>>2375489
just get an android phone :^)
>>2375490
Feels good to be free and do whatever the fuck you want to
a3ed1a No.2375493
>>2375491
noooooo i can't do that. apple is my tech ecosystem these days, being outside it feels like being naked.
besides, samsung flagships are not much cheaper than apple flagships these days, still be spending £1000+ on a damn telephone
365019 No.2375494
>>2375493
idk what prices are like over there but over here you can save like 30% buying a new android phone
wouldn't doubt it if they upcharge out of country tho
365019 No.2375495
>out of country
>as if theyre american
okay maybe i memed but still
a3ed1a No.2375496
>>2375494
i mean i never seen this i only heard it in passing but as i understand it yeah flagship samsung and androids and pretty comparable in price at least here
a3ed1a No.2375497
365019 No.2375498
rip. hopefully the prices come down
ima sleep cuz 2am. have a goood day erin!
a3ed1a No.2375499
>>2375498
nini bebop, sleep tight <3
a3ed1a No.2375500
think imma make a sirloin steak at 10:45am.
a3ed1a No.2375501
pretty much ruined the steak :/
forgot it would need defrosted, so i tried to do it quickly with the microwave on defrost setting... and left it too long and half cooked it.
so now i have a half microwaved half fried steak.
d49d77 No.2375505
Didn't go to class today becausew I couldn't fucking sleep and now I feel guilty.
Plus I can't think up a good enough joke for April Fool's day, how life is suffering and full of sin.
d49d77 No.2375506
>>2375501
Are you gonna eat it?
Sounds sketchy as fuck.
I wouldn't even attempt to taste it in fear of food poisoning.
a3ed1a No.2375507
>>2375506
i ate it like 5 hours ago lol, one end was medium, the middle was well done, and the other end was medium rare
it was my last steak too ;~;
d49d77 No.2375508
>>2375507
That's why I'm a bit iffy on freezing meat because I feel like I don't know how to defrost it.
Only just about know how to cook steak. First time I cooked one, I over cooked it and it tasted like leather so I was put off for a while.
a3ed1a No.2375509
>>2375508
i like it medium rare, but it's nice rare too
d49d77 No.2375510
>>2375509
I like my steak rare too.
It's quite the novelty, eating meat in such a bloody fashion.
a31eba No.2375511
I'm gonna force-feed Erin a vegetal
a31eba No.2375513
Be a good girl and eat your veggies
a3ed1a No.2375514
i eat vegetals on chicken burgers, it's not like i NEVER eat them
a31eba No.2375515
It's just that I usually only see you mentioning a bunch of eggs and meat and stuff :3
Fruit is also healthy
a3ed1a No.2375516
i order chicken burgers a few times a week and i have salad on them, how much i get depends where i order them tho
other than that yeah, i just get fried breakfast, steak and potatoes, or macaroni cheese
d49d77 No.2375518
I'll do my maths homework and the chores to distract myself from the faggotry I commit.
7f223c No.2375519
To not feel guilty, you must first consider the lobster.
f02a19 No.2375520
Stop feeling guilty and start feeling groovy.
7f223c No.2375521
That sounds like Post-Modern Marxism.
3ae070 No.2375522
>>2375521
Allow me to interject for a moment. Post-modernism and Marxism are often lumped together due to the bastardized versions of the two philosophies often put forward by modern liberals sharing similiarities, but the school of thought made by Marx and the ideas of the philosophers most often called, "Post modern" are in many ways incompatible.
For example, in Marxism there is an idea of a grand historical narrative of inevtiable human progress towards a classless society, whereas post modern though asserts that there is no grand historical narrative of any sort and only small historical narratives. Post modernism is often pessimistic about the future of humanity, believing that progress is unlikely.
Of course, Post modernism is not a unified school of thought and many of those philosophers called, "post modern" rejected the title and many of the modern followers of these philosophers reject it as well due to the corruption of the term. Indeed, many of those who are well read on Marx and accept his ideas may not label themselves as "Marxist" because of the ascociation with self described Marxists who do not understand him.
d49d77 No.2375528
Homework done, shirt will be ironed soon, baths will be had, but first shitposting.
3bf8ce No.2375529
d49d77 No.2375530
>>2375523
Jesus christ, such savagry.
Resturants aren't for blowjobs!
That's what the disabled toilets are for!
3bf8ce No.2375532
>>2375530
everyone has to pound some vagina at least twice in a restaurant.
3bf8ce No.2375534
or anything
fleshlights
sheep
nezi
d49d77 No.2375535
>>2375532
>vagina at the back of neck
>Proceeds to pound that shit
Porn is so weird at times.
dbd656 No.2375536
Remember when Nezi made a Scorecard and graded all the posters on a letter grading system.
7f223c No.2375537
>me, a gentleman gamer, reacting to this thread
3bf8ce No.2375538
>>2375535
indeed. and there is always weirder out there.
>>2375536
Lists create active threads. I like watching people get cussed out for their rankings too.
dbd656 No.2375539
>>2375538
I guess, he didn't even put my name down right, but I guess that was part of the joke.
bb937e No.2375540
>>2375535
Why would you NOT pound a neck vagina? You get a blowie as a benefit.
3bf8ce No.2375541
>>2375539
Yeah, maybe it was a trolling list?
10e7b7 No.2375542
04d305 No.2375543
04d305 No.2375545
I'd wipe ur hard drive daddy~
851dd4 No.2375549
>>2375520
wanna see me in a corset
04d305 No.2375550
>>2375548
Tickling is not accepted foreplay.
04d305 No.2375552
7f223c No.2375553
>>2375552
Truly, a wonderful time to be alive!
10e7b7 No.2375554
04d305 No.2375556
>>2375553
Is it though?
>>2375554
Greetings.
>>2375555
who tf tickles people nowadays tho?
10e7b7 No.2375557
Tickling is gay as fuck
>>2375556
What's happening
7f223c No.2375558
>>2375556
My anxiety says no... But petting my cat says yes.
04d305 No.2375559
>>2375557
nothing. bored. I still hate days off lol
hbu?
>>2375558
tfw I just wanna be a pet cat.
3bf8ce No.2375560
>>2375556
People that are trying to make others aggressive maybe? happy fuck vs angry fuck.
7f223c No.2375561
>>2375559
Nyaaaa~
Goodest kitten!
04d305 No.2375562
>>2375560
if somebody tickles me there's not going to be any fucking lmao
like it just doesn't seem like a good tactic in any way shape or form imo
04d305 No.2375564
Imagine having negative funds
7f223c No.2375565
That would be the worst, it really sdays alot about our society.
d49d77 No.2375566
I had negative funds once.
It was the last straw that sent me to the looney bin.
-£40 withdrawn by the water company.
Sold my Alienware Laptop, kept my 2DS.
I was retarded.
04d305 No.2375567
3bf8ce No.2375568
>>2375562
This is why we can't have nice things....
10e7b7 No.2375569
>>2375559
I need one bad
I've been dying
04d305 No.2375570
you seem pretty attached to the loony bin tbh maybe just go back
>>2375568
No, this is why you can't have nice things.
>>2375569
Everyone's dying bb.
a31eba No.2375571
>>2375567
"Seize the means of production"
d49d77 No.2375572
>>2375570
I made friends in the looney bin, it wasn't even that bad.
It's the pinnacle of me fucking up, so of course I'm gonna mention it when I can.
04d305 No.2375573
>>2375571
How did you get that from having negative funds?
04d305 No.2375574
These people bitch about their minimum wage but can't even remember a request for spicy sauce.
tsk tsk
7f223c No.2375575
I was just further radicalizing the parents. My monarchist mother wasn't too hot on the string up Makle Idea.
04d305 No.2375579
He's so stronk and brave tho >//<
b36f1e No.2375580
lol nobody loves me
i've been cheating on, stabbed in the back, used for my money, and forgotten.
b36f1e No.2375581
04d305 No.2375582
>>2375580
sounds like a typical relationship lol :(
d49d77 No.2375583
My favourite poster is Raccoon because he helped me with my farm on Stardew Valley.
He's my bestest rice picker.
b36f1e No.2375584
>>2375582
Tracer is the only good friend I have now
at least of people I know IRL...there's maybe one or two more but I don't spend time with anybody really. all of my friends are gone or busy.
04d305 No.2375585
>>2375584
at least you got one though, right?
b36f1e No.2375586
>>2375585
yeah, I'm happy I got to know him
he's a cool funny guy who doesn't afraid of anything
04d305 No.2375587
3bf8ce No.2375588
>>2375580
Life. Some people are nice enough to stab you in the front. Others are nice enough to take the shirt off their back to give to you when you need it... for titties.
b36f1e No.2375589
>>2375587
*pets*
>>2375588
just seems like a lot of people have a selfish mentality
doesn't help that I'm quiet and introverted
d49d77 No.2375590
Gonna play Borderlands the Presequel, feels weird not being drunk aand shitposting, I barely play games becasue I love being here.
d49d77 No.2375592
Oh shit I can play Borderlands in Windowed!
Sweet, now I can loot and shoot while I shit up the board.
Which character should I pick?
3bf8ce No.2375594
>>2375589
Yeah, in general it seems people are that way, especially with money or things with value.
Then dating is even massively worse since it's one person and a some useless standards some people get which makes some people single forever and a day.
cf3ec9 No.2375595
Yay it's the worst part of the year
10e7b7 No.2375596
>>2375595
Winter is over tho
cf3ec9 No.2375598
>>2375596
Yeah now I'm allergic to the air for the next six to nine months or so until everything dies
10e7b7 No.2375599
>>2375598
Allergic to the air?
b36f1e No.2375600
>>2375577
>>2375597
well thank you though, nice to hear not everybody hates me
cf3ec9 No.2375601
>>2375599
Very broad spectrum plant and pollen allergies
None severe enough for shots or epi but enough to make life hell
cf3ec9 No.2375603
>>2375600
You're a little crazy sometimes but overall I think you're sweet
10e7b7 No.2375604
>>2375601
Sneezing and stuff a lot?
cf3ec9 No.2375605
>>2375604
Congestion, sneezing, sinus headaches,
Also longer days, hotter weather, too much sunlight
Need to lose weight need to shave my legs need to get out of this turbo depression so I can do both of those things reliably
Need a house need money need company
I'm another number older and I thought I was clocking out in like 2012-13
cf3ec9 No.2375607
>>2375606
Would have died to my spleen all those years ago but unc chapel hill happens to also be the location of a major hospital, emergency room, surgical center, etc
If I wasn't walking distance from medical attention I'd already be free of this bullshit
Live and learn I suppose
b36f1e No.2375608
>>2375605
would moving somewhere else help with allergies or is that not a thing? I don't know much about it
cf3ec9 No.2375610
>>2375608
I could move somewhere without trees, grass, or air pollution
b36f1e No.2375611
>>2375610
Arizona/texas?
sorry :x
10e7b7 No.2375612
>>2375607
Do you think all your problems will be solved when you die?
7f223c No.2375613
rISK OF rAIN 2 MAKES ME CUM
d49d77 No.2375614
Playing Borderlands as a Claptrap, apparently I need to pray to RNGesus for good ults.
>>2375613
I've seen a mate got it. Should I get it?
7f223c No.2375615
>>2375614
You should, it is best when played in a group
d49d77 No.2375616
>>2375615
You playing it now? I'll see if my PC can run it and then join in the fun.
d49d77 No.2375617
>>2375615
Can't run it, CPU is not as powerful for it.
7f223c No.2375618
>>2375616
I was, not any more for now.
>>2375617
rip
d49d77 No.2375620
>>2375618
I know it's such a fucking shame, it might get to the point that I won't be able to play Borderlands 3 if it can't run a indie game.
3bf8ce No.2375621
f02a19 No.2375623
>>2375621
How 'bout nyoooo, Scott.
>>2375622
Everything is fuck!
d49d77 No.2375625
Friend is inviting me to getting RIFK rekt at her local bar. £2.50 for a double vodka and coke.
Fucking pray for me guys, I don't wanna die in an alien place.
a3ed1a No.2375626
>lol nobody loves me
you make that happen entirely on purpose when it comes to me. you know exactly what i'm talking about. you literally won't let me like you, and god knows i've tried.
b36f1e No.2375627
I wasn't referring to you because I don't like you to begin with so there's no point trying really hard to make you like me.
b36f1e No.2375628
Mostly cause you make bad decisions and have no morals.
Hard to respect.
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7f223c No.2375631
SAID NEZI WHO IS A BITTER LITTLE CREATURE
a3ed1a No.2375633
>Mostly cause you make bad decisions and have no morals.
SAID THE CHRISTMAS SCALPER
45dc28 No.2375634
>>2375632
nope. i'll beat you like a red headed step child and pistol whip that ass. like this
a3ed1a No.2375635
seriously
no morals
the person who steals childrens' new switches away from them at chrstmas says that about me, presumably because i like drugs.
really now, sort out your priorities.l
b36f1e No.2375638
>abuses and traffics drugs
yes that's comparable to me buying 3 PS4s and making like $100 total off it
a3ed1a No.2375639
abuse vs use is a matter of perspective
clearly not a trafficker or i'd be in prison
meanwhile, i don't steal kids' christmas presents, and i help friends out with money, rather than letting my parents buy me a car i can afford myself
take a good hard look at yourself
d49d77 No.2375640
Feels good not being a shitlord with a good reputation.
a3ed1a No.2375641
>>2375640
you are easy to love <3
b36f1e No.2375642
sorry for being disabled and unable to work anymore i guess
I like how you say that while living off the government, taking money from everyone else that works and pays taxes
a3ed1a No.2375643
>>2375642
i too am disabled, but even so, you're a little late for that one.
f02a19 No.2375644
>>2375630
When does the hurting stop?
>>2375634
Those are some kinky terrorists.
b36f1e No.2375646
>>2375643
>steals money from everyone else
>breaks the law in all kinds of ways
>should be in jail for an extended period but probably accepted a plea deal to snitch on your friends
Yeah you're a real cut above me.
7f223c No.2375647
I AM DISABLED, THAT MEANS I CAN BE A SHIT HEAD
Literally Nezi
45dc28 No.2375648
>>2375644
I guess. Or maybe just outlaws somewhere.
So you should do this >>2375602
b36f1e No.2375649
>>2375647
you're sperging out over a discount
d49d77 No.2375650
>>2375641
I know, what's not to love?
>>2375642
Don't worry, I'll pay the government back as soon as I'm out of supported accomadation. I fucking owe em Uni money too.
b36f1e No.2375651
also, blame the company I bought it from for letting me order 3
they chose and set the product limit themselves
b36f1e No.2375652
everybody else had the same opportunity to buy the product
7f223c No.2375653
I am "sperging" out about a totally morally bankrupt goblin being a little dumb fuck.
b36f1e No.2375654
but when you have blind rage and refuse to look at your own life of course you're going to skip over details to fit your narrative
b36f1e No.2375655
>>2375653
You talk about morals while actively bullying and harassing people at threads at random, including bebop when he was feeling down.
You have no morals.
f02a19 No.2375656
>>2375645
craaaaaaaaaaaawlin' innnnnnnnn muh skyeeeeeeeeeen!
>>2375648
I'd do her.
b36f1e No.2375657
You actively have encouraged posters to kill themselves when they're depressed but you talk about morals.
Laughable.
7f223c No.2375658
>>2375655
You and bebop belong in the trash.
>>2375656
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
b36f1e No.2375659
>>2375658
Yeah keep talking about morals while being toxic.
It's actually hilarious.
7f223c No.2375660
My morals and ethics are beyond reproach.
7f223c No.2375661
Nezi is going full damage control here, knowing fine and well how much of a immoral goblin they are.
a3ed1a No.2375662
>steals money from everyone else
how? tsking benefits i'm legally entitled to because of my disability? I don't mind receiving those because the law says every person in my situation deserves them. now, when i found out my court fees were to be payed for out of public money, i signed up to donate bone marrow to pay that back to society, because it was money i could have avoided costing the taxpayer. would you do the same?
>breaks the law in all kinds of ways
how, apart from drugs? anything? or just that i do drugs occasionally?
>should be in jail for an extended period but probably accepted a plea deal to snitch on your friends
not even close. took a plea deal with no conditions other than a guilty plea on 2 charges, didn't get prison cause i didn't deserve it.
face it nezi, if it's a battle over who's a worse person, it's you buddy. no contest.
>>2375650
very little. still up for a trip down~?
d49d77 No.2375663
Is Nezi really an immoral goblin?
I don't know what goes on in these boards.
I don't think I can talk about morals myself.
I never really had the opportunity for moral quandaries.
>>2375662
A trip to yours? Sure, I;m already going far to visit a friend of mine in Preston.
a3ed1a No.2375664
>>2375663
preston not quite as far as killie doll, hope you're prepared for that journey lol
ask scoots how hard it sucked, i think he took trains?
d49d77 No.2375665
>>2375664
Yeah, I'll save up a bunch of dosh for some nonsense. Furthest I ever been is Birmingham.
It's gonna cost a bomb, I know it.
45dc28 No.2375666
>>2375656
what, rub your clit up and down her?
a31eba No.2375667
Nezi, you're the one who caused this fight about "morals" by being judgy over drugs
You could just not do that
The thing people don't like about you is how priggish you often come off as
7f223c No.2375668
Remember when Nezi was creaming over the possibility of Erin being sent to jail. What a horrid little cripple.
a3ed1a No.2375669
>>2375667
also the scalping, i really, really didn't like that. utter greed.
d49d77 No.2375670
Drugs can't be bad.
I don't know why they're illegal.
Sure, they can kill you but they make you feel so many things.
b36f1e No.2375671
I bought a couple PS4s on sale and now I'm Hitler
sorry I have a father that loves me I guess
wow congrats I've given money to friends too, I don't fucking brag about it like it makes me a good person
and what disability do you have then if it's so severe that you can't work?
either way you still break the law and have a disregard for rules
I would happily donate blood or other but I'm literally too sick to do that nigger
go smoke some meth or whatever it is you do
b36f1e No.2375673
you're going back on my filter, I only took you off to find threads easier
talking to some holier-than-thou degenerate isn't worth it
f6bf6d No.2375674
>>2375671
I heard the word "blood" and decided to post
a3ed1a No.2375675
the true colours shine through
f6bf6d No.2375677
I'm on Nezi's side, but only because Erin stole my Yan away
a3ed1a No.2375678
>>2375677
sorry, but i'm in love with him
a3ed1a No.2375680
hey scanner the steam railway looks neat, did you see it?
b36f1e No.2375682
utter greed after I willingly chose not to go on disability benefits when I couldn't even walk
I lost over 10k from my savings that I worked hard for
but you judge me over $100 when I was struggling to afford groceries and rent
you're fucking retarded
b36f1e No.2375683
you don't know my life either, go fuck yourself nigger
d49d77 No.2375685
>>2375680
Nah, but we're going to this nightclub called the Warehouse that does a load of different music. I'm gonna get rekt, I'm scared.
10e7b7 No.2375686
Nigger this and nigger that
b36f1e No.2375687
I earned that money working a shitty minimum wage job for years standing on my feet when I was depressed and didn't want to work
but i did it anyway
you fucking give up and let the government coddle you
b36f1e No.2375688
>>2375686
niggers are niggers regardless of skin color or origin
f6bf6d No.2375689
>>2375682
that's messed up, how did you end up losing so much money? :c
were you able to get it all back?
>>2375684
Prove it... E-kiss him...
a31eba No.2375690
>>2375668
Mistrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful
>>2375669
I used to dropship on eBay and did pretty well but eventually the soulless money chase of it all made me start to get tired of capitalism
d49d77 No.2375691
>>2375688
Can confirm. I've seen some niggeredly shit coming from white people.
b36f1e No.2375692
>>2375689
no, I have no money now
I've got like 1k in an account and a couple grand in another
all of my medical expenses on top of the unemployment destroyed everything I worked hard for
a3ed1a No.2375693
>>2375685
when i was little my parents took me to a steam railway where all the trains were painted like thomas the tank engine trains
it's one of the few childhood memories i have left
>>2375686
sorry about him.
>>2375689
*kisses yan*
>>2375690
it's not the same as scalping is it?
if it is... really now dude. those are kids' christmases and shit, don't be one of those people :/
7f223c No.2375695
>>2375690
Exactly. DARE has alot to answer for. I think Nezi was beaten/abused during the growing up stage. Would explain their yearning for forceful reprisals.
b36f1e No.2375696
but you wouldn't know anything about paying thousands in medical expenses because you get all of that shit for free you retard
10e7b7 No.2375697
a3ed1a No.2375699
>>2375697
luckily you got a strong backbone for that shit
f6bf6d No.2375700
>>2375692
please apply for government benefits :<
there is no shame in doing so...
just for a short time until you get back on your feet..
>>2375693
You just moved to the top of my list...
Above Alice2
d49d77 No.2375701
>>2375693
Yeah, I don't have many childhood memories because booze may have bleached my brain.
I remember having an electric quad when I was a kid. And a gameboy.
7f223c No.2375702
<when Blood-chan is giving you life advice/tips it is time to give up.
b36f1e No.2375703
>>2375700
no
I already get harassed all the time about being "a spoiled rich white kid" just because my dad has money
everybody shows me hate and only cares about money with me
I'm fucking sick of it
I try to be as independent as possible
I'd rather be homeless than live off the government leeching money
at least then people would leave me the fuck alone
d49d77 No.2375704
>Can confirm
>Be working in a school
>Go fuck the cutest child
a3ed1a No.2375705
>>2375700
w-what kind of list?
>>2375701
i have baked in memory problems, so i have none from last week never mind childhood
oh, i had a gameboy tho, with pikachu and pichu on it c:
a31eba No.2375707
>>2375693
Nah I just listed items from other websites on eBay at a higher price and had them sent directly to people from the original sellers
a3ed1a No.2375708
actually been looking into getting the same gameboyu with a backlight mod
it's kinda expensive given i have emulator consoles and don't really need it, think it's worth it? :/
>>2375707
nothing wrong with that
maybe i bought something from you at some point~
7f223c No.2375709
I have an original gameboy and pokemans red, I should bust it out sometime.
d49d77 No.2375711
>>2375705
>>2375705
Yeah, pokemon was awesome, especially Gold/Silver.
I think I can remember going to a lot of museums in Liverpool with my mum as a kid. I remember the Beatles museum and when John Lennon had that thing with Yoko and showed that part of his life.
b36f1e No.2375713
yes I'm sure Erin has payed the equivalent in taxes to what she's received in health care and disability benefits
oh wait she doesn't fucking work
7f223c No.2375714
I think you need to calm down Nezi, you are starting to cause a scene.
a3ed1a No.2375715
lol am i being judged negatively for being disabled
by "sorry for being disabled and unable to work anymore i guess" guy
d49d77 No.2375716
You know, I'm sorta scared of going back to work.
Would love a retail job, but I haven't done shit in ages.
I am volunteering my time in various places though so my skills ain't getting too rusty.
d49d77 No.2375717
I just want a job I'm good at.
And not get fired for silly shit.
a3ed1a No.2375718
social work might help me get into working from home
tried it a couple years ago, wrote some medical software and registered a company, it fell through tho.
f6bf6d No.2375719
>>2375702
I grew up in the ghetto, I know about life than all of you combine
>>2375703
T~T
I don't like Erin either but she really needs the help...
A lot of white people who have working parents go on welfare because they need it v_v and there is nothing wrong with it
>>2375704
DO IT
>>2375705
A list of people I want to help
a31eba No.2375720
>>2375695
Prisons seem oddly barbaric for modern times
One would think there'd at least be a bit more of a movement to make them stop being such abusive rape pits
>>2375708
My strategy was pretty cutthroat lol
Basically I'd identify other dropshippers on eBay and see what they were selling well and sell those same things for a little bit less
5973a2 No.2375721
Every day is April Fool's day because life is a joke
a3ed1a No.2375722
>>2375719
t-that's so sweet ;~;
>>2375720
yeah i probably bought something from you lol
851dd4 No.2375724
>>2375619
gimme me a minute to crop my dick out of all of them
d49d77 No.2375725
f02a19 No.2375726
>>2375658
Big owies! Inside owies.
>>2375666
Among other things, yes.
b36f1e No.2375727
>>2375719
she needs to help herself into being a better person
but that's never gonna happen
no, I'm not going to do it
everyone already hates me for "being rich" so I'd just be giving people even more excuses to treat me like shit and hate me
I already have no friends, I don't need any more anger from jealous outsiders that don't know my life and the pain I've been through
7f223c No.2375728
>>2375726
Life is pain. Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain because life’s greatest lessons are learned through pain.
b36f1e No.2375731
>>2375730
hey that's not Smiles
f6bf6d No.2375733
>>2375723
I do, ask me anything
>>2375725
Have a nice fap :p
>>2375727
I think Yan is going to help her a lot... But Yan needs a lot of help too...
So I think they can really help each other out :/
It doesn't matter what others think.
It doesn't matter what you think.
You must help yourself survive!
When you get back on your feet you can help people are in need to repay your debt!
I'm your friend and I will never judge you...
I mean I kill dogs
f6bf6d No.2375734
>>2375730
Lemme ban you real quick
f02a19 No.2375735
>>2375728
♪And you can have it all
My empire of dirt♫
>>2375732
She looks like she's wearing a cat collar.
851dd4 No.2375736
>>2375726
I'll send it you on Steam.
The rest of my outfit is here too but this little feather skirt thing I bought is maybe six inches shorter than I thought it would be? So. I can't wear that.
b36f1e No.2375737
>>2375733
yeah, no
I'm never doing it for the reasons I listed
I'd rather suffer and die in misery than be hated even more than I am by people that don't know what it's like to suffer as I already have
7f223c No.2375738
>>2375735
Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness, And cleanliness is godliness, and God is empty just like... me
45dc28 No.2375739
>>2375735
all the better. She's a perfect sausage recipient.
a3ed1a No.2375740
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the guy with the insane legos collection who's house got broken into and his whole collection destroyed/stolen is getting back on his feet and building again c:
3ae070 No.2375741
>>2375737
>I'd rather suffer and die in misery than be hated even more than I am by people that don't know what it's like to suffer as I already have
You care too much about the opinions of others. That's just my opinion. Don't let it bother you too much.
b36f1e No.2375742
>>2375741
hard not to when you have no friends, wanted to kill yourself for a long time, and now that you're finally fixing your life you go through chronic pain every day and then someone looks at you and acts like you have it easy
f02a19 No.2375743
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>>2375738
Scoot! That reminded me of when I went to the Pumpkins concert last year and they played my favorite - 'Eye' from the Lost Highway soundtrack.
I picked up Lost Highway on DVD this weekend. Kinda went on a movie buying spree. Like...a $320 movie buying spreed. :-/
>>2375739
Chokers are cute, but that one's just kinda meh.
f6bf6d No.2375744
>>2375737
awh... please don't think that way...
I was on welfare for a while because my parents are both disabled...
But they were both very loving people and I love them very much. I don't blame them for getting sick, injured, etc...
And now that I have a job I help support them.
Its okay to ask for help when you need it...
7f223c No.2375745
>>2375743
Wow, that is alot of movies! WHat'd you buy?
b36f1e No.2375746
I get tailgated every day when I drive my car
I hate my car, I can't stand it. I've wanted to get rid of it for a long time, I'd rather drive a beater toyota like Tracer.
I borrowed his car last night and nobody was tailgating me or speeding past me for once (it's almost always a Honda civic)
I just want to be left alone
45dc28 No.2375747
>>2375743
post yourself with one on.
f6bf6d No.2375748
>>2375746
Are you driving a Chevy?
b36f1e No.2375749
>>2375744
not for me apparently, because I'm rich or something
wow didn't know I was rich, I'd fucking buy a gun and kill myself if I knew that
f02a19 No.2375751
>>2375745
-A box set of Czech New Wave movies (I really just wanted Daises, but I had to get the whole set)
-Scanners
-Videodrome
-Paris, Texas
-True Stories
-Big Trouble in Little China
-Lost Highway
-Mulholland Drive
>>2375747
Cute!
And no. lol
b36f1e No.2375752
>>2375748
it's a 2016 ford mustang
it's a piece of shit and the only thing I like about it is that it's manual
I get anxiety every day from people driving aggressively and being angry at me
that never happened in my other cars
BUT I SHOULD BE SO HAPPY I HAVE A NICE NEW SPORTS CAR OMG
I hope that shitty car gets totaled so I can buy an old japanese car
f6bf6d No.2375753
>>2375749
i thought i was rich when I was little cuz i had so many toys
anyway how rich were you?
b36f1e No.2375754
>>2375753
I had $22,000 in savings and lost about 17k from unemployment and medical expenses
45dc28 No.2375755
>>2375751
Well fine then. We'll just do this. I'm sure you'll have a hell of an output.
f6bf6d No.2375756
>>2375752
>mustang
noice
You should get a RAM 1500 and put a train horn on it
No one will fuck you and you'll feel more comfy on the road
f02a19 No.2375757
>>2375755
Naw. Mine are too small.
f6bf6d No.2375758
>>2375754
blegh that sucks...
I pay for my dad's medical bills and I only have like... $40 to my name right now
3ae070 No.2375760
>>2375749
Suicides are factored into "gun related deaths."
Rememer to kill yourself by overdosing on opioids so that you can raise awareness about the opioid crisis and avoiding being used to take aware my rights.
You can also try partial suspension hanging if you want to make minimal political impact.
Also don't kill yourself. I hope that one day you can see the potential future.
7f223c No.2375761
>>2375751
A big boy list there, New wave movies xD you really are a nerd!
3ae070 No.2375762
>>2375760
Wow, I filled that with spelling errors. I should proof read and be sure to get enough sleep.
I'm also now more acutely aware that I'm dehydrated.
f02a19 No.2375763
>>2375759
I for real have pretty small tiddies, MMF. You'd be disjointed.
>>2375761
Now I just gotta find time to actually watch the danged things!
7f223c No.2375764
>>2375763
A weekend, homemade popcorn. Salted. Its a solid idea.
f6bf6d No.2375765
>>2375764
Tobi killed her :3
45dc28 No.2375766
>>2375763
i don't know about that. I mean i've seen massive ones and i've seen anthills.
7f223c No.2375767
>>2375765
Glad you could recite events accurately. :shrug:
04d305 No.2375768
Symmetrical docking with sabby's itty titties would be a dream come tru ngl
d49d77 No.2375769
Just got the whole Domina Soundtrack for $7.
I don't like the drones but I'd be paying a dollar a track and it'd be just cheaper buying the whole discography.
a3ed1a No.2375770
i wonder how many pics of my tits MFF has
please don't post them <3
04d305 No.2375771
851dd4 No.2375772
it ain't about the titty size
it's about
how big your heart is
a3ed1a No.2375773
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a3ed1a No.2375775
did you do the drag thing yet loco?
5973a2 No.2375776
f6bf6d No.2375777
>>2375767
Honestly I was a bit nervous when she forced him to use Izanagi
She is the only person to actually "kill" him
04d305 No.2375778
oh did I get the year wrong?
d49d77 No.2375779
Confucius says
big titties and no ass
fills a man's hands
but no titties and big ass
fills a man's heart.
851dd4 No.2375780
>>2375775
Next one, at the end of the month
I need shoes too
04d305 No.2375781
a3ed1a No.2375782
>>2375780
cool stuff, any you got your eye on?
04d305 No.2375783
shoes are dank, loco
good luck with your new shopping addiction
7f223c No.2375784
>not wanting to be the most toxic poster
I always aim to be the top. Alas, Nezi is the MVP of toxicity. One day I hope to be number 1
04d305 No.2375785
Daddy's always number 1 in my book ~
04d305 No.2375786
a3ed1a No.2375787
ngl i am the queen of frump, oversized jumpers and hoodies, adidas tracksuit pants, and adidas superstars with pink stripes
idk if i have a single nice pair of shoes any more
got some tan pumps that i wear to court, that's like the best i got
f02a19 No.2375788
>>2375766
OK, now I KNOW you're stalking me IRL because I actually had that song stuck in my head yesterday! 😨
>>2375764
Oh! Oh!
Mama and I found this cinnamon sugar stuff you can put on your pop corn. We love it.
>>2375768
Begin docking procedure at pylon 2.
>>2375781
>>2375781
>>2375781
>>2375781
>>2375781
>>2375781
>>2375781
>>2375781
a3ed1a No.2375789
>>2375786
*talks to and also rubs back*
04d305 No.2375790
>>2375788
Oh, you~ ♥
>>2375789
:O
you have no idea how much I need a back rub tbh
f6bf6d No.2375792
>>2375784
i hope Nezi is ok
04d305 No.2375793
a3ed1a No.2375794
>>2375790
come see me, i'll sort you out.
how you doing doll~?
f02a19 No.2375795
Giving Maddie a back rub and lightly brushing her skin with my nips would be a dream come tru ngl
>>2375791
Mhm. It's top yums.
And I got a cute Toothless popcorn bucket at the theater last month. Everything's comin' up Milhouse!
7f223c No.2375796
>>2375793
Cutie. You not been shopping lately?
d49d77 No.2375797
Going to ASDA, brb. Getting a load of micrrowave shit and cakes for my diabetes.
When I get back, I wanna talk about China's Social Credit scheme.
04d305 No.2375798
>>2375794
eh I got day drunk so now I'm sleepy and have a headache so I'm just listening to thrash metal real loud like and waiting for my tattoo artist to hmu.
what's new bb?
04d305 No.2375799
>>2375795
GODDAM IT SABS
don't make me show up on your doorstep kthx
jk i would love that
>>2375796
I got some stuff for my plants earlier but that's about it.
7f223c No.2375800
>>2375795
Oh! How was that movie? er, did I mention the Captain Marvel outting? Who knows. But, Milhouse, more like.... Brie Larson.
>>2375797
yeet
>>2375799
Sounds interesting! how are the little devils coming along?
a3ed1a No.2375801
>>2375798
lolol nick told me you got mad at him cause he cringed at your meow when you were drunk
boy doesn't appreciate a cute meow
neato burrito :o i want more tattoos, always no matter how many i get, problem is now i got one on my face i want them all on my face and that is just not a good look so i gotta pick carefully :/
nuffin here, i am relaxo, probs sleep soon, but i napped most of the day so it might be difficult :/
f6bf6d No.2375802
>>2375801
why does Nezi dislike you?
04d305 No.2375803
>>2375800
My habanero is basically dead but I've put it in a first aid jar to hope it'll come back.. getting pods starting on all the others now tho^^
Too much Mg :( oopsies
>>2375801
Like imagine if I cringed at him all the times I wanted to? jeesh
It's really not lol Good luck on your sleep
a3ed1a No.2375804
>>2375802
cause i call him out when he's being a shit and he can't handle it
>>2375803
why no? what's not neat about tattooist contanct?
f02a19 No.2375805
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>>2375798
>listening to thrash metal real loud
♥
Here's one for later.
>>2375800
I still gotta watch Cap'n Marvel. Dragons III was the last one I made it out to see. It was adorable. Not as good as the second, but that was a huge movie to live up to and they ended the trilogy in a really heartfelt way that I liked.
04d305 No.2375806
>>2375804
no, face tattoos.
>>2375805
hnngh i forgot you liked this stuff.
ilu
a3ed1a No.2375807
>>2375806
ah, right, yeah lol
f6bf6d No.2375809
>>2375804
please don't rub your welfare money all over his face
7f223c No.2375810
>>2375803
It is all a learning process, hopefully your llittle demon makes a comeback! And comes out swinging!
Sounds tempramental heh
I imagine Chillis are rather moody to cultivate. Or at least it would be apt.
>>2375805
Well that is good, sometimes they strike the wrong cords when trying to wrap these things up. YEET!
Cap Merv is really good, well. I really enjoyed it. Then again I had been really hyped since its confirmation. A lot of nice little 90s in jokes. Special cameo by everyone's favourite 90s store.
04d305 No.2375811
>>2375810
So they get spicier when they're stressed, but I went a little too far with my domination tactics this time lol
"They're pretty resilient until they're not" is the consensus I've read in regards to pepper plants.
f02a19 No.2375812
>>2375806
I was a big ol' metalhead back in school. I still listen when I'm in a mood. :3
>>2375808
Added to the list. ^o^
>>2375810
I may try to make it this weekend, since I don't anticipate having a ton of work to do like last weekend. Boss was out of town.
Glad you had fun, dear!
04d305 No.2375813
I just wanna make sweet, sweaty love to Sabs with thrash metal in the background tbh
f02a19 No.2375814
I just got to the guitar part at 2:57, Maddie. ♥
f6bf6d No.2375815
this place starts to creep me out when you all have normal casual conversations
04d305 No.2375816
>normalcy creeps me out guise
7f223c No.2375817
>>2375811
Wow? Really? Heh, if I were a chilli I would be at peak spicy!
Is the MG magnesium? (not googling for the sake of conversation)
>They're pretty resilient until they're not
Ah, like alot of us! heh.
Horticultural BDSM uwu
>>2375812
If you do, lemme know how you felt it went. Though you are a bit of perfectionist with these things. Experts smexperts.
f6bf6d No.2375818
>>2375816
lets change that
04d305 No.2375819
>>2375817
Yup, Magnesium.
Too true, Scoots. Too true :(
04d305 No.2375820
>>2375818
what do you have in mind?
are you gabby or no?
f02a19 No.2375821
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>>2375813
/animus meetup/orgy when?!
>>2375817
851dd4 No.2375822
irish stout commercial allegedly made by mamoru oshii that only exists as a VHS rip
04d305 No.2375823
>>2375821
orgies are uncomfortable at best.
I'd be down to meet you and take you someplace nice no doubt.
7f223c No.2375824
Urgh, hipster BS.
>>2375819
Looks like the first 2 weeks of April are going to be a rough/ad hoc time. Finna gonna bust out my survival skills.
Feed me more MG bb
>>2375821
:o Its you!!
04d305 No.2375825
>>2375824
I still don't know what ad hoc means lol
bb937e No.2375826
Sometimes you forget how fucking hot the sun is until you spend all day in it, and I don't usually burn easily.
851dd4 No.2375827
>orgies are uncomfortable at best.
yes
yes
uncomfortableness of sexual situation increases exponentially the more strangers are present
04d305 No.2375828
SPF 50+ ftw
>>2375827
yay we agree on something <3
f02a19 No.2375829
>>2375822
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>2375823
Mhm. Imagine an orgy would be kinda smelly too. Blech!
I'd rather have a picnic next to a cute duck pond. I'm low-maintenance.
>>2375824
Movies make me want to be dead.
bb937e No.2375830
Sunscreen is for pussies!
I just didn't expect to burn...
04d305 No.2375831
>>2375829
>Picnic
uguu and traditional too~ I love picnics.
04d305 No.2375832
>>2375830
You speak ignorance for someone posting gingers all the time.
bb937e No.2375833
>>2375832
Hey, I'M not a ginger. I take after my dad's side in that regard. I tend to turn golden instead of burn.
7f223c No.2375834
>>2375825
Something that is done as necessary.
Essentially, something you only do in rare situations. I think prov/provisation would be a more common term.
>>2375829
Welcome to my world, motherfucker.
04d305 No.2375835
6c6161 No.2375836
bb937e No.2375837
Ad hoc is best described as nigger rigging.
04d305 No.2375838
f6bf6d No.2375839
>>2375820
iunno how to change them
i just wish normal people weren't so boring
who's gabs?
04d305 No.2375841
>>2375839
I wish people weren't so mean.
04d305 No.2375842
maybe you shouldn't have dumped the one you're still paying for then
f02a19 No.2375843
I need a vacation!
>>2375831
Mhm. And you can wear a cute dress and boots and big floppy sunhat and just make a day of it.
>>2375834
I'm not locked in here with you, etc.
04d305 No.2375844
>>2375843
I.. I'd love that >///<
7f223c No.2375845
>>2375835
Improv/Improvisation* Jeez, typing hands try harder.
:shrug: it is late here, time for me to do that coma thing.
Bonne nuit, maddiemoiselle.
bf391c No.2375846
>>2375836
>boyfriend
Didn't you have a rant about how even saying girl/boy was transphobic?
a3ed1a No.2375847
f6bf6d No.2375848
>>2375841
make them fear you
7f223c No.2375849
>>2375843
Night, sabschach
f6bf6d No.2375850
6c6161 No.2375851
iTs fuckin weird how 6 senses work you know
i was mentioned and today was the day i decided to poke my head into thread for the first time in a bit
wheres loco (my boyfriend) ((girl))
04d305 No.2375852
>>2375848
I'm not scary nor do I want to be.
bb937e No.2375853
Fair enough, Maddie. But we weren't really fucking anyway. And before you ask, that didn't have an impact. Just grew apart, and grew kinda resentful. I never claimed to be a good person.
851dd4 No.2375855
>>2375829
Sab, I'm directing a commercial over the Summer. I am panicking. I need more time to get good at my craft.
The last couple of months were really bad for me issues-wise and I feel like I've fallen out of pace with my studying + improving. I want to get back to working 12+ hours a day. Spending time watching movies or on YouTube or with friends or reading is making me uneasy.
04d305 No.2375856
851dd4 No.2375857
i am DIRECTING a goddamn AD
D I R E C T I N G
Shit's crazy. Everything's insane. I should work so much harder to deserve this.
04d305 No.2375859
I hope it's for that shaving cream you were scared to buy for cruel irony
bf391c No.2375860
Do the ad as you do the rest of life:
Fail miserably from apathy and give up.
a3ed1a No.2375861