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db2658 No.2347608
''Chapter 5: I met my friend in the looney bin and he told me the soul comes from man's cum'
db2658 No.2347613
>>2347612
Gimme that test, I wanna join in on this silliness.
efafb0 No.2347617
if you just put ness ity or ism to the end of your words. you too can be a professor!
aebe31 No.2347620
the trick to having less negative emotionality
is zoloft
or starchy foods
efafb0 No.2347621
>>2347619
>tying your hair up makes you a boy
2779e6 No.2347622
>>2347617
ur momity
>>2347618
may b u should stop being so made all the time xD
db2658 No.2347623
Oh so sometimes I'm a girl but sometimes I'm a boy. That isn't gender fluidity, that is just indecisive sexual orientation. Nothing fluid about it, you just can't make up your mind on your identity you daft cunt.
aebe31 No.2347626
welp there goes amy
this place sorta sucks tbh
2779e6 No.2347627
>>2347623
How is that even sexual orientation u drunk british fucc
1e6f45 No.2347628
lmao, kanra still being hung up on amy/loco
db2658 No.2347629
>>2347627
I mean how you perceive yourself as a sex. Just say you're a bit of a faggot and get it done with.
2779e6 No.2347630
>>2347629
I'll say whatever I want no matter if it strains ur brain
efafb0 No.2347631
how much of a faggot are you though? that's the important bitity.
fe9f66 No.2347633
>>2347620
The trick to being happy is copious amounts of drugs.
aebe31 No.2347634
madness. I don't conflate them.
wish them both the best in their endeavours though.
just once I'd like to hear stories of fulfillment and successful from those in the old clan.
db2658 No.2347635
>>2347630
It's probably good for me, like how Ricky Gervais sent Karl Pilkington around the world. That idiot will experience things I could never get.
db2658 No.2347636
>>2347631
I fap to RobinBanks14 and that's how far of faggotry I'll go.
efafb0 No.2347637
and everything he'll experience is just shit you can find anywhere else.
6851c1 No.2347639
>>2347626
ur sorta sucks desu
efafb0 No.2347642
>>2347636
>another tranny who jerks off for attention.
db2658 No.2347644
>>2347637
Nah cunt, he saw the pyramids, he went into the Chinese markets. There are things you can't experience anywhere else.
You ever heard of the $2000 pizza? It's full of squid ink, caviar and gold leaf. Can't get that in St.Helens.
db2658 No.2347645
>>2347642
huehuehue. Good looking though.
db2658 No.2347646
>>2347642
Stopped jerking off for free when he realised he could be paid for that shit. Good on him. Shake your money maker and all that.
1e6f45 No.2347647
robinbanks robs spank banks that yank the wank crank.
db2658 No.2347648
>>2347647
That's the same sort of sentences that got my mate locked up in the looney bin.
He split up words and made new meanings.
efafb0 No.2347649
>>2347644
you don't actually "experience" the pyramids. you're taken around and that's abiut it. I could go to any city for a chinese market.
>the $2000 pizza? It's full of squid ink, caviar and gold leaf.
sounds awful tbh.
>>2347645
>>2347646
into the trash tbh.
fe9f66 No.2347650
Oh wow, I used to get so mad at being called a sidekick.
aebe31 No.2347651
>>2347633
isn't it friends and belonging?
1e6f45 No.2347652
>>2347648
>>2347650
this me right now umu
lol, amy, remember when loco sucked your eCock.
db2658 No.2347653
>>2347649
>sounds awful tbh
I wouldn't even know, only the rich could taste it and review what it is like, very exclusive. If I won the lottery, we could at least try it with a few friends, to see what wealth tastes like.
I don't think they serve scorpions on a stick in UK chinese markets though.
1e6f45 No.2347655
We got any virgos in the house?
162eef No.2347656
lol the bottle is so heavy it sinks into my pillow
efafb0 No.2347657
>>2347653
if you actually got rich and spent the money on that I would just berate you consistently.
they serve whatever they can get their hands on.
fe9f66 No.2347658
>>2347652
I think he might be one of the few pretend relationships I had that didn't result in e-sex.
2779e6 No.2347659
I'm going to be honest with u /animus/
Ever since I quit weed I can't help but be disgusted by how several of u think
Morality is a meme but this is just a feeling
>>2347654
When are u going to actually drink tho
fe9f66 No.2347660
>>2347651
If those were the secret being happy I'd still be a self-harming, miserable, cunt.
db2658 No.2347661
>>2347657
You'd berate me anyway because I'm a stupid cunt.
You're like my mate Zeb, you always gives me verbal bitchslaps. Nah, if I was rich I'd buy a council estate and move my mates in.
fe9f66 No.2347662
>>2347659
Do I disgust you? Lowkey kinda hope I do.
2779e6 No.2347663
>>2347662
You don't :3
Btw I just figured out what "If U Seek Amy" means today
Epic
1e6f45 No.2347664
>>2347658
I guess they never miss huh?
efafb0 No.2347665
>>2347661
name a time I berated you.
1e6f45 No.2347666
>>2347663
it took you 8 years
cd2407 No.2347667
>>2347621
Well i bet they have an anus too so that counts for being a boy if you tie your hair up.
1e6f45 No.2347668
>morality
>on animus
>quitting drugs
>erio
fe9f66 No.2347669
>>2347663
Britney Spears had some clever writers.
How's it going, bb?
2779e6 No.2347671
>>2347666
I didn't really listen to the song til recently
>>2347668
I said it's a meme
I'm drunk btw, alcohol is a drug
Also I consume caffeine every day
>>2347669
Pretty good, going to go teach in Thailand soon
You? ^^
1e6f45 No.2347672
You ever miss someone from an eLationship and feel sad.
Not me.
Asking for a friend.
>>2347670
make me.
efafb0 No.2347673
>>2347667
tbh I don't really care what the fuck they call themselves so long as I can stick my dick in it while dominating it tbh.
db2658 No.2347674
>>2347659
You know how I think?
>>2347665
Probably never, but I do deserve a verbal bitchslap every now and again. I just assume you already did.
You know what, you're right. Just because it is covered in caviar and gold doesn't make it anymore special, there are cheaper things that taste wonderful.
If I was rich, what would you like to have a dinner with me? I'm paying and I'll even buy an alcoholic drink of your choice.
Basically, I'm asking you out for a date.
aebe31 No.2347676
>>2347655
yes, in fact, I'm pretty sure virgos are the most common here
>>2347660
oh yea you used to be that way... is it weird that I forgot that about you for a second? currently think of you as that person that wants to be a game developer that's slowly chipping away at their game. but those are literally pretty natural things to make someone saner. I mean some meds recreate those benefits, all I know is the absence of them is really bad for you.
162eef No.2347677
>>2347659
The list of groceries I'm going to buy in a few days~
I'm getting coconut pineapple mix for my bacardi to make pina colada. And some tea and now Sprite for vodka~
I'm sorry for being thoughtless...
This reality is too busy for me...
I don't have time for deep thought anymore...
I'll probably drink.... uh... tmrw or sunday desu, what about you?
fe9f66 No.2347678
>>2347671
Yooo, that's neat. I'm going through the /x/ archive and reminiscing.
What're you teaching?
efafb0 No.2347679
>>2347674
I would come hang out with you even if you weren't rich my dude. on a date or whatever you'd like.
aebe31 No.2347680
>>2347677
make sure to make ice
cd2407 No.2347681
>>2347673
That works. Gotta get a nut somehow, some way, somewhere.
efafb0 No.2347682
>>2347681
it's more about feeling like I mean something to someone while satisfying my old complexes tbh.
fe9f66 No.2347683
>>2347676
Friends are a hassle. You need to care about their feelers and interact with them and shit.
162eef No.2347684
>>2347680
How should I prepare the ice?
I like to boil water for super clear ice cubes
2779e6 No.2347685
>>2347674
To a degree
I can't read minds yet tho
>>2347675
Yes I already saved this, harassing Baddog is one of my pastimes
>>2347677
I wasn't talking about u
I'm drunk right now ^^
>>2347678
English
I did this in China for six months a couple years ago
db2658 No.2347686
>>2347679
Aww thanks WolfSpider.
We need to get back into playing Payday 2.
db2658 No.2347688
>>2347685
>>2347685
Are you disgusted with how I think? If so, why?
162eef No.2347690
>>2347685
gimme some drink : )
>>2347687
have a nice piss~
cd2407 No.2347691
>>2347682
I think i know what you mean.
It's nice to have someone that likes to do things how you like it and it actually means something. Sometimes all you have is just people that like to do the same things but don't care until you find the someone that does.
efafb0 No.2347692
>>2347686
could we play something good instead?
>>2347689
shitty animu, shitty manga tbh.
fe9f66 No.2347693
>>2347685
That's actually heckin' neat. You gonna get some ladyboy action while you're out there? ;^)
1e6f45 No.2347694
>>2347692
yo, you are a fucking shitty sand nigger, so like... I dont need to take that.
aebe31 No.2347695
>>2347683
y'know, some people are truly fine without them. they can find the same feels in other areas of life, or live without them entirely. but after all these years of being parts of these places, seeing those who are more adjusted than others, and those who have fallen into complacency with their isolation... we know the ones.
I'm willing to bet it's worth the hassle. some time each day set aside thinking about others is also a good way to get outside your own head.
>>2347684
slow the intramolecular energy down within water til it becomes a solid
sure hope that's right
1e6f45 No.2347696
Hittin' the red stripe, forgot it is my YEET juice. God, someone call Jesus and stop this wild ride.
162eef No.2347697
>>2347695
Why can't i just refrigerate it? ice is annoying
aebe31 No.2347699
>>2347697
>Why can't i just refrigerate it
because you're making cocktails?
2779e6 No.2347700
>>2347688
Not particularly; there are worse offenders
>>2347690
-pours vodka in ur face-
Wish isn't here anymore so I can't just use him as a urinal uwu
>>2347693
Idk maybe, I'm generally not really interested in lewd things irl unless I have an emotional connection with the person
1e6f45 No.2347701
Remember when Kanra got pwn't by me in the whole philosophy arguement.
Shit was epic.
db2658 No.2347702
>>2347692
PayDAY 2 is good with friends though.
Fuck me aren't you a picky bastard.
db2658 No.2347704
>>2347700
Nice to know that I ain't on your shit list.
You be upset if you thought I was heinous.
2779e6 No.2347705
Remember when animus got pwn't by me in the whole philosophy arguement.
Shit was epic.
1e6f45 No.2347706
Might have to have a Gin next. Either that or a Cuba Libre
Vote down below.
https://www.strawpoll.me/17436783
db2658 No.2347707
>>2347706
Mix them both in a pitcher and get wasted.
efafb0 No.2347708
>>2347691
that's one way of putting it.
>>2347694
dude I'm a slime now, hey look a dragon, oh hey I ate the dragon and now I'm super powerful taking any sort of tension out of every situation. oh woah a deamon loli is here that's totaller stronger then me, oh wait lol just give it honey because this world is generally ignorant about common things in it
>>2347702
sorry man, I can't just play anything with friends anymore and like it. has to be something interesting. we could try the wall though.
1e6f45 No.2347709
>>2347707
Um, sweaty, this is a democracy
162eef No.2347710
>>2347699
What are you implying? Am I wrong?
>>2347700
-tries to swallow but gags from the taste and coughs up-
can you tell me about the whole Wish situation, please?
db2658 No.2347712
>>2347709
And as a valued member of democracy, I'd like to state that you have a shit choice in voting. 4 is good, 2 is bad.
db2658 No.2347713
>>2347708
The Wall? And don't worry, I'm in the camp where I don't have friends to play a game with.
cd2407 No.2347716
>>2347711
i finally found 2 more. i don't know if it's the same people or anything, just that it's months older.
I was reading the thread it was on. Very entertaining.
380627 No.2347717
Gonna shoot me one of them talibans
1e6f45 No.2347719
moops looks like trans grim
2779e6 No.2347720
>>2347710
We cucked him to death
db2658 No.2347721
>>2347714
Not my kind of game, sorry.
Reminds me of Rust though.
1e6f45 No.2347722
You ever play sea of thieves.
efafb0 No.2347723
>>2347721
it's kinda like source forts
aebe31 No.2347724
>>2347701
I remember you refused to awknowledge the well known hypocrisy of animal abuse and eating animals?
>>2347710
um, if your fridge is keeping things at 0C degrees or lower, it's technically a freezer
if you put water in a fridge that doesn't keep things at 0C or lower you just get cold water
if you don't want ice you should want ice because it makes every cocktail better
/kanra
efafb0 No.2347725
>>2347722
it looks flashy but not very deep at all.
db2658 No.2347726
>>2347722
Had a console to play it on, fucking crack heads took it from me.
>>2347723
Never played.
2779e6 No.2347728
>>2347724
Scoots is a troll u dumb
He knows there's nothing wrong with fucking dogs
db2658 No.2347729
>>2347727
That a game I have to get?
db2658 No.2347730
>>2347728
What an image, I'm sharing that on facebook.
efafb0 No.2347731
>>2347729
20 or so years ago. it's dead now though.
162eef No.2347732
>>2347720
please give details...
>>2347724
I don't want it to be that cold >_<
7b416a No.2347733
You guys make me want to shoot myself in the head sometimes.
Go play HoI4 like a normal person and go kill the japs.
2779e6 No.2347735
>>2347730
My waifu ContraPoints destroyed him with facts and logic
That's why he looks like that now
>>2347732
See attached
2779e6 No.2347736
>>2347733
Maybe u should shoot urself in the head tbh
db2658 No.2347737
>>2347731
Fuck me that's an old game.
Oh, I think I'm at Crazy Brown and White.
You know, the bread that is white but has the same stuff in it as brown bread? Yeah, a step up from Crazy Diet.
1e6f45 No.2347738
>>2347724
I remember you backpedalling and not making a coherent case
>>2347726
steal it back
7b416a No.2347739
>>2347736
If it weren't the coward's way out, I would. I have considered going on a nigger and spic killing spree though.
aebe31 No.2347740
>>2347728
i read this in peterson's voice lol
>I think that was the point
scoots just wants to eat his burgers without feeling bad
do we even still have trolls these days? it's been harder and harder to distinguish when genuine idiots get involved
>>2347732
make some ice, make one drink without it, make one with it, and make extra ice because you'll be wanting more
1e6f45 No.2347741
>>2347735
God I love Contra, I want to power fuck that genius
efafb0 No.2347742
>>2347737
was a long time ago tbh. 50/50 bakers choice?
1e6f45 No.2347743
>scoots just wants to eat his burgers without feeling bad
No, animal fuckers are worse than murderers.
1e6f45 No.2347744
<Drinking>
Double shot of Tarquin's Blackberry/Bramble Gin
1 Smol bottle of San Pellegrino's Limonata
Ice
Lemon wedge
Fucking ace, I feel the shitposting powers coming back.
db2658 No.2347745
>>2347742
Yeah. That's the one, I#m 50/50 now, gimme a few half hours and I'll get to crazy regular.
>>2347738
Can't cut all contact with the cunt and cut all my loses, I don't really give that much of a shit since my PIP came in and a bought a computer. It's a long story. It's when I thought people can't be cunts.
efafb0 No.2347746
>>2347745
so like an hour then.
db2658 No.2347747
>>2347744
That sounds nice as fuck.
You know, me and my mum are going to Liverpool for cocktails in the Smugglers Cove.
1e6f45 No.2347748
>>2347745
Telling me that the tories havent gassed you to death yet in their Kulturkampff
db2658 No.2347749
>>2347746
Yeah, that'll do me. I think I'll finish my big mug of cubra libre by then.
1e6f45 No.2347750
>>2347747
Yo! WHat is your cocktail!
First thing that comes to mind.
me?
Cosmo. Fucking love those pink bastards.
aebe31 No.2347751
>>2347743
most animals are animal fuckers. what you're talking about is cross-species fucking. ya prude.
db2658 No.2347752
>>2347748
The tories would never gas me, I'm a local treasure. I'm a ruby in the dark depths of fuckitallstone.
If a tory saw me, he'd be like 'We must protect the SCANNER, they are a rare breed'
2779e6 No.2347753
>>2347740
Scoots is just a shitposter with EXTREME negative emotionality
>>2347741
I'd suck her feminine penis and enjoy the mouthfeel
1e6f45 No.2347754
>>2347751
Lookie here you fucking charlatan, don't you be trying to qwell your cognitive dissonance on this issue. You are wrong. Deal with it. I may even respect you more for admitting your wrongness.
efafb0 No.2347755
>>2347749
and then off to beds.
cd2407 No.2347756
>>2347737
Postal II
Blood II.
1e6f45 No.2347757
>>2347753
>mfw the mouthfeel
I feel that quaint sensation of getting a physical boner and a mental boner.
Bona fide.
db2658 No.2347759
>>2347750
If you're talking about cocktails I like, we're going for long island ice tea.
If we're talking about cocktails I make, is mad milk. Bacardi, milk and whatever you can add drunk from a cooking pot with a ladel. It's a hotpot of alcohol.
1e6f45 No.2347760
>>2347759
Mad Milk? This nigga need some MALK.
Man, when I went to Cancun, our hotel had a cocktail menu of like 30+ cocktails, tried everyone. Shit was lit.
aebe31 No.2347761
>>2347753
>tfw I maxxed out negative emotionality too ;~:
>>2347754
I don't have any dissonance. I can confidently say killing and eating a [INSERT CREATURE HERE] is worse than making love to one.
162eef No.2347762
>>2347733
She's holding the gun wrong
Typical women
>>2347735
I hope she enjoys my spit on your cock
>>2347740
noooo I don't drink like that...
I just want to know the favor, I don't get drunk >_<
db2658 No.2347763
>>2347756
Never played Postal 2, looked at Postal 3 though.
>>2347760
That's more than what I would get in our local bars. Hot shit.
cd2407 No.2347764
>>2347763
I have better memories of 2. it wasn't bug ridden like 3 is. I never could finish 3 because it messes up somewhere. Blood 2 is good game like that but more necronomicon related it seems.
1e6f45 No.2347765
>>2347761
rape does not = making love. Idiot.
>>2347763
Nuts, shit was legit. Might get a cocktail bar kit. I dont know toying between that or quitting drinking until June and quitting shitposting forever.
2779e6 No.2347766
>>2347757
Maybe I should make sure to sample feminine penis when I'm in Thailand for science
>>2347761
I didn't even take that test
I usually don't bother with internet tests but the masculinity/femininity one seemed fun
U should take it so we can see how much of a girl you are
>>2347762
I know you want it all to yourself
db2658 No.2347767
>>2347765
I'd get the kit, then start shitposting in a different board. Is what I did when I felt shitposting in /animus/ didn't give me the Va Va Voom. I'll help you whichever shit you pick, just don't cut me out.
aebe31 No.2347768
>>2347762
I'm not a drink expert. all I know is that ice makes drinks smooother
>>2347765
blurred lines
162eef No.2347769
>>2347766
I don't want it because it belongs to me, don't let her do it ever again
1e6f45 No.2347770
>>2347766
For the science. For the the meme. It would be rude not to.
>>2347767
It isn't animus, its just my bipolar kicking into its usual high gear.
Lmao.
>>2347768
Look, just dont fuck a burger. Okay?
162eef No.2347771
>>2347768
It doesn't water it down?
db2658 No.2347773
>>2347770
Then I won't be against quitting, just as so long as I can keep up with you.
1e6f45 No.2347775
1e6f45 No.2347778
>>2347773
Lamo, naw, I always consider quitting and deleting everyone every month or two. Usually passes over.
Shit is meh.
Gotta stop the alcohol. This YEET juice is bad, it distracts me and my sociopathy
efafb0 No.2347779
oh fuck yeah my plan worked.
2779e6 No.2347780
I have a Mental Illness where I feel the need to keep saving more and more kawaii images
>>2347769
Shio-chan is a thirsty slut for my cock and you'll have to try harder to compete with her
>>2347770
I wonder how many ladyboys there will be in the part I'll be in
I got a job in a kind of small city cos fuck big cities and pollution, I've had enough of that
db2658 No.2347781
>>2347778
What are you doing as your main quest?
/animus/ should be a side quest, if you know what I mean.
1e6f45 No.2347782
>>2347780
Just third world internet/tinder that shit fam. You got to collate as much data as possible.
>>2347781
Like, IRL main quest? Or Internet Main Quest?
aebe31 No.2347783
>>2347770
hadn't even crossed my mind til you said it... not saiyng I would... but how do you think it'd feel?
>>2347771
when it melts, yes
you're supposed to drink it before that
db2658 No.2347784
162eef No.2347785
>>2347780
Your cock is mine mother fucker. Who the fuck is Shio-chan?
>>2347783
But I like to savor the taste....
I like to savor the taste of come too...
aebe31 No.2347787
>>2347766
who doesn't wear a blanket around the house?
>>2347785
so make smaller drinks and refresh your ice per drink
1e6f45 No.2347789
>>2347783
Depends on the sauce and meat involved... I guess. Also depends if you have a tiny cock or big cock.
Kanra, send me dick pics.
>>2347784
I work, I hang out with IRL friends. I gym. I do some decent Main quest shit. Could do more. But eh.
Going to get serious. Going to DROP the alcohol. Go vegan. Do meditation. get a asian GF. Be the guy of my dreams. Then hang myself live on Saturday Kitchen Live.
1e6f45 No.2347790
Speaking of dick pics.
>>2347788
hello.
aebe31 No.2347791
yea sure guess I could send you my nudes
162eef No.2347792
>>2347787
Fuck...
Ima just put it in the freezer
1e6f45 No.2347793
Thank god, the Geneva Convention doesn'tcover my cock.
2779e6 No.2347794
>>2347782
Idk maybe I'll just get a dickgirl gf because dickgirls are best girls
>>2347785
That would entail accepting full responsibility for taking care of it
The Japanese anon
>>2347787
Men don't, Kanra
db2658 No.2347796
>>2347789
>Drop the booze
>Going vegan
>Do meditation.
You should go to your local town hall and see if there is commie programs that will help you on your journey.
162eef No.2347797
>>2347794
Fine... She can have your cock.
I have a bf anyway
2779e6 No.2347798
>>2347797
Shio-chan and I are planning on getting married
1e6f45 No.2347799
>>2347794
They have the best of both worlds, make sure they do Belle Delphine meme face tho
>>2347796
Well, I COULD Go to labour meetings. They keep emailiing me. So. I runno.
aebe31 No.2347803
>>2347792
oh well duh. put the vodka in the freezer. you're sorta making me want to drink.
>>2347794
okay I'll stop doing it
db2658 No.2347804
>>2347799
>>2347799
I never check my emails.
See what they're all about and if you don't like it, drop it like a sack of bricks and ask if you could unsubscribe from their mailing list.
1e6f45 No.2347805
>>2347804
Never! I just keep forgetting to go. Maybe I will see what is up.
The meditation shit I might take up.
The veganism, lmao no. Meat is life. I ain't no soyboy.
2779e6 No.2347806
>>2347802
>On March 21st, 2018, Delphine launched a Patreon[4] titled "Belle Delphine is creating photos and lewd content," where users who donate are given access to her locked posts and private Snapchat. Within the next eight months, the page accumulated upwards of 1,190 patrons.
Where is the porn? Does she even have a penis?
>>2347803
I was just meme-ing
Be urself without regard for blanket norms
2779e6 No.2347807
If u don't meditate in a yoga position that's excruciatingly painful for the first several days u do it ur a pussy
d44f78 No.2347808
>>2347798
are you planning on transitioning for that
2779e6 No.2347809
>>2347808
Why would I have to transition for a known homosexual
1e6f45 No.2347810
Praying Crab position.
>>2347806
She doesn't have penis... Disappointing, but the lewd content are for the higher tier patreons, like $1,000 subscribers.
efafb0 No.2347811
oh snap. also I'll fuck him in the ass.
2779e6 No.2347812
>>2347810
I figured someone may have uploaded it somewhere
>$1,000
Very overpriced
db2658 No.2347813
>>2347805
Getting a bit drunk here, I'm full fat crazy right now so take my postings with a pinch of salt
Go, and see what they offer. A talk ain't much.
I would couple your meditation with something you care about.
And if it weren't for our tastebuds, the kind of cows, chickens and pigs would not exist.
We are meat tooo.
aebe31 No.2347814
>>2347806
memes are all we have, erio. I didn't know men didn't wear blankets around the house. better to correct these sorts of these things early on before it becomes pathetic.
d44f78 No.2347815
>>2347809
gay marriage isnt recognized by the state
2779e6 No.2347816
>>2347814
Are u just trying to troll me into liberating your asshole
>>2347815
It is by the freedom state
2779e6 No.2347817
Kanra what are your results tho
d44f78 No.2347818
>>2347816
but i dont live in america
1e6f45 No.2347819
>>2347812
It is a shame like, but sometimes the interesting thing is the not seeing
>>2347813
Have a song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PR-2xiBzOM
And salt is bad for you in excess fam.
How drunk?
You rumbum? I might grab that cuba libre in a minute.
I am considering looking at zen buddist meditation techniques.
1e6f45 No.2347820
The lack of kanra nudes makes me very angry.
2779e6 No.2347821
>>2347818
Fucc the state anyway
Marriage is just a meme and it doesn't need the state's approval
Japan can't stop our love
>>2347819
Idk I don't feel all that interested
d44f78 No.2347822
>>2347821
i agree with the second part
1e6f45 No.2347823
>>2347821
because you do not appreciate THOTS
db2658 No.2347824
>>2347819
I'm a high diabetes risk, I should eat more healthily. but I'd rather die by chocolate bars.
I'd help you but I don't know much about buddism
162eef No.2347825
>>2347798
Enjoy your expensive Japanese wedding
>>2347803
I want to put the bacardi in the freezer... Will rum freeze?
Also what is vodka suppose to taste like? Why do you want to drink?
2779e6 No.2347826
>>2347822
So we're married now?
>>2347823
There's endless free porn online and this one bitch is charging $1,000 for nudes
The sheer audacity
>>2347825
Her rich grandparents will pay for it
They got rich off of war crimes
aebe31 No.2347827
>>2347816
I just want to be accepted lol
>>2347820
working on it
2779e6 No.2347829
>>2347827
Fuck everyone's opinions and be yourself
d44f78 No.2347830
>>2347826
no i just think it doesnt need state approval
>They got rich off of war crimes
162eef No.2347831
>>2347826
How rich are we talking?
2779e6 No.2347833
>>2347830
They did
>>2347831
A million raped and killed chinks' worth of money
1e6f45 No.2347834
>>2347824
I feel you fam, I probably have a high cancer risk, but you know. Fuck it. Sometimes I just think... "why live the good life and get to 99 with regrets"
Would rather snort fat coke lines, drink excessive rum, party with internet friends/irl friends and go out in a blaze. 1 in a trillion or so life is. Why waste that being a puritan?
But, I think I could do with some tempering. Get some control over my chaos.
>>2347826
I mean, $5 whiskey is YEET and does the job, but 300$ scotch just feels better, you dig?
>>2347827
Post haste!
1e6f45 No.2347835
I want that sweet kanra nut.
2779e6 No.2347836
Kanra posts ur results u fucking pussy
>>2347834
There are hotter girls for free in my imo opinion
I guess it's a le subjective matter in the end
d44f78 No.2347837
>>2347833
i meant to post an image but i can only post one at a time
2779e6 No.2347838
>>2347837
Test is a tyrant
efafb0 No.2347839
yeah posting one picture at a time is pretty annoying.
162eef No.2347840
>>2347832
Piano is gay
>>2347833
Did her family really do those unspeakable things?
1e6f45 No.2347841
TEST IS A TYRANT, WHEN ARE WE GOING TO OVERTHROW SHE?
>>2347836
Like most things really. I guess if there is a market. Le free market nudes.
To each their own.
If people are willing to pay then, fair enough. All power to them.
db2658 No.2347842
>>2347834
Then you need someone who knows chaos and who can temper it.
Those drives can lead us to great things.
1e6f45 No.2347844
>>2347842
Perhaps I just need to kill the logical side, and let the chaos win.
2779e6 No.2347845
>>2347840
They did
His grandpa personally raped thousands of chinks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanjing_Massacre
>>2347841
gommunism is the answer
2779e6 No.2347846
>>2347843
So how many chinks did your grandparents have to rape to get rich?
1e6f45 No.2347847
>>2347845
We literally need to seize the means of PORNduction, for the sake of THOTs and sluts.
aebe31 No.2347848
>>2347829
fat lotta good that's done me
>>2347834
yes sir
67134c No.2347850
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>>2347840
What's wrong with piano?
2779e6 No.2347851
>>2347847
Trump seized the means of production by grabbing her by the pussy
Really makes u think
>>2347848
See >>2347836
db2658 No.2347852
>>2347844
You don't need to kill anything.
1e6f45 No.2347854
Aw, yiss.
>>2347851
Really makes you consider how to do the due process.
>>2347852
Well, that ruins all the fun jej.
d44f78 No.2347855
>>2347846
1000+
>>2347845
he even bayoneted babies
162eef No.2347860
>>2347845
How do we know she's not lying again?
>>2347850
I played piano, I know
db2658 No.2347861
>>2347854
Nah, those that give you conflict give you a reason to live.
1e6f45 No.2347862
>>2347856
>>2347861
I mean, this is true.
985ff1 No.2347863
>>2347862
Happy Friday Scoots!
2779e6 No.2347864
>>2347854
Obviously all that matters is that the wall NEEDS!!!!! to be built and it's an EMERGENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2347855
Probably unironically
>>2347856
-makes out with you-
>>2347859
Are you non-binary master race too?
>>2347860
She wouldn't lie to me
2779e6 No.2347867
Bebop cheats at internet personality tests to look like more of a cis male than he is did u guys know
db2658 No.2347868
>>2347862
Wanna try and kill something?
Try a perplexing puzzle.
See if you could undo me.
2779e6 No.2347869
>>2347866
Blood-chan said so
aebe31 No.2347870
>>2347864
I just have a rich internal life and enjoy my sentimentality as much as my pyromania~
1e6f45 No.2347871
>>2347863
it is friday
my dude
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
how goes it?
>>2347864
FUCK YOU PELOSI! WHERE MY GIRL AOC??????
202b72 No.2347872
Imagine not being a CIS white male in 2019
2779e6 No.2347873
>>2347870
>pyromania
Kanra x Scoots OTP
d44f78 No.2347874
>>2347869
and you didnt decide to correct her?
985ff1 No.2347875
>>2347864
That escalated quickly
>>2347871
A A A A A A A
2779e6 No.2347876
>>2347871
I think the wall might not get built :(
aebe31 No.2347877
remember when the President of the United States of America said that football players should get kicked out of games, and suspended for seasons without pay?
2779e6 No.2347878
>>2347874
Asians boys are pretty feminine so it's an easy mistake
>>2347875
How u
>>2347877
No
1e6f45 No.2347879
>>2347873
Look, there is nothing better than seeing/creating a fire. That shit is wild, majestic and HOT. literally. I cause numerous thousands of Pounds of vandal damages in the early 2000s with an accidental arson that I wasnt caught for. Lmao.
>>2347875
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I mean, that is also..... brave
>>2347876
Probably get bogged down in legal wrangle and drumpff gets voted out.
162eef No.2347881
>>2347864
This is why I love killing Japanese in CoD
Disgusting people committing that horrible crime
>300,000 innocent people murdered
I hope 300,000 tsunamis hit them
>>2347865
I'm not sure, I hope not
67134c No.2347882
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>>2347881
It's okay, I'll keep it a secret that you caught the big gay
985ff1 No.2347884
>>2347878
I'm pretty alright, glad it's friday and getting some alcohol in me.
You?
>>2347879
AAAAAAAb
There's something controversial for ya!
aebe31 No.2347885
>>2347878
yea, he was already President at the time
1e6f45 No.2347886
That Big King Mac Whopper Baconator. It is freedom.
>>2347884
I was not expecting that. Just when I thought I could rely on this. The one pillar of our shared democratic values. This, the foundations of our lives... And you do this! It is a betrayal of sensibilities and norms. I cannot approve this counter-culture. We need to band together and force this meta out of the world. What about the children? No one thinks about the children.
162eef No.2347888
>>2347882
Not sure if I'm asexual. I can't even watch straight porn without feeling disgusted
2779e6 No.2347890
>>2347879
ur mom is wild majestic and hot
>>2347881
The only non-hoax holocaust
>>2347884
Pretty drunk and thinking of going and pouring another glass of alcohol to put in me
>>2347885
>>2347887
>>2347889
Trolled xD
162eef No.2347891
HAIL TRUMP
HAIL WHITE PEOPLE
HAIL
d44f78 No.2347893
>>2347878
that isnt what i asked
>>2347881
chinks arent innocent
1e6f45 No.2347894
Yo, also, the whole taking a knee, that gesture, it is a gesture of respect in billions of cultures. So like. It is being respectful. Which is an irony that is lost on Orange Man.
>>2347890
I mean, I guess she is... But, this makes me uncomfy.
aebe31 No.2347895
4
this one is the President saying, "If you like sports, you shouldn't let sports players kneel during the National Anthem."
162eef No.2347896
>>2347890
My hated for the Japanese grows each and every day
985ff1 No.2347897
>>2347886
Down with the social norms! Raise up Brothers!
>>2347890
Is there any harm in getting a little more alcohol in you at the moment?
aebe31 No.2347898
5
this one is the President pretending he gives a fuck
>again
1e6f45 No.2347899
>Asians.
Gigiddy.
>>2347897
Heh, this isn't even my final form, thank you kiddo. Like, jinkies scoob, you made me like use 5% of my power. DIO!
2779e6 No.2347900
Kanra I don't give a FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! about sports
Going to go get food and pour more alcohol cause my dadd Irish told me to brb
202b72 No.2347902
Wish I had some alcohol :(
985ff1 No.2347903
>>2347899
SHAGGY NO
>>2347900
>>2347901
>daddy
Nani the fuck?
aebe31 No.2347904
>I don't give a FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! about sports
don't you care about America?
are you saying Patriots died for your Country and you don't Love the Sports they Play?
6851c1 No.2347905
>Irish
Jesus christ how horrifying.
9dee3f No.2347906
How to decide between wanting boyfriend or girlfriend
1e6f45 No.2347907
Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?
Funny how america cries about freedom of speech yet cries over grown ass men getting down on their knees. I bet engagments are awkward now.
PICTURE THIS
-LE FANCY RESTERAUNT-
-Some dude gets on one knee to propose to le GF-
TrumpSupporter: Buh! Bah gawd! Mah tendies RUINBED!!! Ya god damned SOY BOY"!!!!!! Respect le flag HURRRRR.
~fin~
>>2347903
It is too late, we need Boruto's dad asap!
202b72 No.2347909
985ff1 No.2347910
>>2347905
>SQUIDDY
>SQUIDS
>CEPHALOPODS
The thing of nightmares tbh
>>2347907
Only if he fuses with vegeta
abb121 No.2347911
>>2347909
Its a screenshot
1e6f45 No.2347912
202b72 No.2347913
>>2347911
>>2347912
What's the link though
db2658 No.2347914
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Nearly fucked up, await further instruction.
Talking to my future wife.
1e6f45 No.2347915
>>2347910
But who wins:
Boruto's Dad, fused with Vegeta and Minato Stand vs Goku vs Superman vs JojJo?
1e6f45 No.2347916
985ff1 No.2347918
>>2347915
Easy.
Shaggy
What matters is who loses:
us
db2658 No.2347919
>>2347917
>>2347917
You got into the heart of me. Let's fucking burn shit to the ground
1e6f45 No.2347920
>>2347918
Who ever wins We blew it
Deep.
aebe31 No.2347921
this has been a thoroughly chaotic last couple hours.
sorta wanna read the last couple threads and see how things went.
abb121 No.2347922
2779e6 No.2347923
>>2347904
I care about very few political things
The Trump administration fucked up on at least one of them so Pocahontas 2020
2779e6 No.2347924
>>2347908
No androgyny is master race
aebe31 No.2347925
2779e6 No.2347927
U don't win unless u get androgyny
1e6f45 No.2347928
>2nd captcha within 40mins
Test is trying to supress me.
>>2347919
This my plan. 2 YEET drinking nights a month.
That is:
1. threadposting
2. Rum and/or Whiskey
3. Meat.
All at once.
This would make it best. You CAN have too much of a good thing.
FRICK The YYYs are my guys. God. They so TIGHT.
Uh. Where is Chiri?
>>2347921
You did good.
But are you top or bottom :thinking:
2779e6 No.2347929
POCAHONTAS 2020
THE NATIVES SHALL RISE AGAIN
1e6f45 No.2347930
No one is as feminine as me
Get good you cishet fags.
abb121 No.2347931
>>2347925
How cute
>>2347924
Who the fuck
I ain't no faggot
I only fuck them
202b72 No.2347932
2779e6 No.2347933
>>2347906
Girlfriend with dick
2779e6 No.2347935
>>2347931
It's ur boy chocolate syrup stomach
202b72 No.2347936
>>2347934
What'd you get me
1e6f45 No.2347938
Man, everytime I drink, it reminds me of that time when I was sort of an alcoholic. It was fucking elite. It was the best. It was the worst. Regrets. Winning. Confused. But, there were memes. Ponies.
f4d13c No.2347940
>>2347937
You're from the Ukraine.
2779e6 No.2347941
The test itself says well-balanced androgyny is best
Kanra and I are master race
202b72 No.2347942
That's pretty fucking gay
1e6f45 No.2347943
abb121 No.2347944
>>2347935
>boy chocolate syrup stomach
Oh you mean my snack lmao
1e6f45 No.2347945
I fucc on the master race. THIS. IS. MY. ULTIMATE. JEW. JUTSU. HMM.
2779e6 No.2347946
Anyone who scores overly masculine should wear a skirt for a week to balance themselves out
>>2347944
That's gay
9dee3f No.2347947
db2658 No.2347949
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>>2347945
I am interested. I will go balls hard to the wall.
This is SCANNERJITSU
aebe31 No.2347950
>>2347923
i'm actually going to be upset and let people know i'm upset if they consider Trump again
>>2347928
>You did good.
maybe idk. too honest. too chaotic.
>>2347933
>>2347933
>>2347933
>>2347938
>when
>was
there was something good about those times though. oh well. the past is the past.
>>2347941
>>2347941
>>2347941
needs a break. wisely takes one.
1e6f45 No.2347951
ad9e8f No.2347953
>>2347940
Skotina.
>>2347948
Are you some kind of femboy?
f4d13c No.2347954
>>2347953
I'm American, so that means nothing to me.
d44f78 No.2347955
>>2347952
what does undifferentiated mean
>>2347953
no
abb121 No.2347956
6851c1 No.2347957
>>2347910
A thousand writhing tentacles still aren't as terrifying as one damned potatodrinknerd
2779e6 No.2347959
>>2347955
Not masculine or feminine, while androgyny is a saturation of both masculine and feminine
9dee3f No.2347960
Sorry I'm retarded the button was small
1e6f45 No.2347961
>>2347950
That is why it is nostalgic. I currently cannot be a fhigh functioning alcoholic like I once was. The current Job would not allow it. Mostly because I have to be ON THE BALL all the time. Plus. You know. I don't know. I get the feeling you only like the drunk Scoot. Which. Is fair enough. This is like, SPLIT, but.... drink induced Schizophrenia.
Controlled chaos is a wonderful thing.
I miss those heady days though, the "drink and be awake 8am-4am" lifestyle.
BUT shit, I need coke for that.
>>2347949
I gotta give you a chiri suggestion, that mofo has the best taste, they got my taste in music down to a tee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6ZZh_KcDqU
d44f78 No.2347962
>>2347959
thats a thing?
how would a person like that even look
2779e6 No.2347963
>>2347960
Another master race person
1e6f45 No.2347964
>>2347950
>too chaotic
Is what I do, from time to time. Keep on workin' it Kgirl
2779e6 No.2347965
>>2347962
This is clearly about personality and not looks
9dee3f No.2347966
>>2347963
I'm a bisexual trans tomboy I didn't expect anything less
d44f78 No.2347967
>>2347965
oh right
can someone look undifferentiated though
1e6f45 No.2347968
>a bisexual trans tomboy
Not snowflake enough
2779e6 No.2347969
Shio-chan is both low t AND low e
>>2347966
You're precious ♥
>>2347967
It would be someone who doesn't look like a man or a woman
>>2347968
Revy is a tomboy princess
9dee3f No.2347971
>>2347968
I'm not trying to snowflake
I like people of a wide variety of gender expressions and genitals, I'm trans, and I've always been pushed into tomboyish things because some retards tried to raise me as a boy
If I had money and confidence i'd be 90s pop punk all day every day being the biggest homo
aebe31 No.2347972
>>2347961
I don't know which one's which. but I'm pretty good at introspection when I want to be. so perhaps my dealings with this place, and this place outside of me, namely its other people, might be something I can have a bit more clarity about.
db2658 No.2347973
I am sufficiently drunk now, time to rock harder than you cunts could.
>>2347968
The word Snowflake has been thrown about lately in the mainstream media. Apparently those who don't woek late in nightclubs are pansies.
d44f78 No.2347974
>>2347969
low e?
>It would be someone who doesn't look like a man or a woman
i cant picture that
2779e6 No.2347975
Confirmed master race people ITT:
Me
Kanra
Revy
>>2347974
You've never seen anyone who you couldn't tell what gender they were? Seems like that would happen more often in Asia than here
1e6f45 No.2347976
>>2347972
Potentially. Who am I to judge such a thing. I think a good number of people here have a decent level of introspection. The only difference, poster-to-poster, is their ability to drown the results with denial.
>>2347973
race you to Make a new thread.
Also.
It has. Like alot of subculture memes, it gets noticed eventually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_WiKGLyQmA
9dee3f No.2347978
>>2347975
I've seen white people with indeterminate gender expressions
They're super cute most of the time
1e6f45 No.2347979
d44f78 No.2347980
>>2347975
maybe you will find some in thailand
i dont see why it would be more common in asia htough
1e6f45 No.2347981
5eab55 No.2348033
>>2347622
the image gave me reddit-level cancer
>hirsute is a special word!
>now I'll say discombobulate
>injects jewness