b88e2e No.2310050
I want to be peed on by a 25 pound futa cock.
94612f No.2310054
ee22a8 No.2310056
True.
>>2310042
Yuh!
>>2310043
Every community ever.
34f1c1 No.2310057
34f1c1 No.2310060
>>2310059
Her quirk is she can make any thing from her bodily fat, problem is she has to constantly eat to keep up with the quirk's metabolism, so to speak.
7447fe No.2310062
If only Scoot could do something useful with all his fat.
34f1c1 No.2310063
If only squash could do anything
7447fe No.2310064
34f1c1 No.2310067
now say it back
>>2310065
how will she ever recover
52bd07 No.2310070
ee22a8 No.2310071
>>2310068
Now post it with the post right after that one too.
bcafdc No.2310074
>>2310073
oh um...thanks....you too.....
1ac8b0 No.2310077
ee22a8 No.2310078
40bfdf No.2310079
>>2310076
I was already getting ready to cap that, then you called me out on it before I got a chance to do it. When niggas find gold, they save it.
94612f No.2310080
8f4d27 No.2310081
>>2310077
Kuwait just a minute.
961f25 No.2310082
I want to be a 25 pound futa cock
94612f No.2310083
40bfdf No.2310085
>>2310082
If you were a cock, where would the pee come out?
94612f No.2310086
7c8ae8 No.2310087
>>2310056
even /waifu/ ?
>>2310059
please? I'll do anything
>>2310051
Compared to me lol
>>2310052
I want to but Test banned me from making threads
>>2310058
if you drink water I'll go out with you
fb791b No.2310088
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ee22a8 No.2310089
>>2310087
Oh, god no.
>>2310088
Nice pee.
94612f No.2310090
>>2310087
Ooh, really? Why's that?
bcafdc No.2310091
I slept on my neck the wrong way two nights ago and it's still sore ;~:
I'm using glove warmers to help a little bit...
1a86d9 No.2310092
>>2310091
Buy a new pillow.
bcafdc No.2310093
>>2310092
ugg I gotta shell out for a new couch or something soon
I have a shitty wire futon that's falling apart
7447fe No.2310094
Cum to my place and I'll rub it out, Bard.
1a86d9 No.2310095
>>2310093
>Futon
There's a lot of good, cheap futons out there if your strugglin for money rather than getting a much more expensive item.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01IAFE6GA/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8
Try to see if this one is up your alley.
Got one for a friend back in June. He's been doing good with it.
30094c No.2310096
>>2310087
Oh, well I live very comfortably as an average middle class dude. Making more money would mean having to work more and I can't be arsed with that just yet.
1a86d9 No.2310098
>>2310097
Really activates my almonds.
7c8ae8 No.2310100
>>2310089
Yeah... I don't like /waifu/ anymore either...
They're too "nice"
>>2310090
He secretly has a crush on me doesn't know how to admit it
>>2310091
Totally not lewd ><
>>2310094
Back the fuck up before tear your limbs apart
>>2310096
Ohhh are you in school or something?
Um why did you buy such an expensive computer anyway?
>>2310099
Its a good deal
hmm I don't know if you'll want to go out with me though, i'm weird as shit
40bfdf No.2310101
>>2310098
that would be mr lucker
30094c No.2310102
>>2310100
Nah I graduated this summer and was employed in September.
I bought it because it was time for an upgrade and what I have currently is not really worth upgrading bit by bit.
52bd07 No.2310104
94612f No.2310105
>>2310100
Sounds like a silly reason to ban ya.
It's the same for me, but I've not stopped ya.
7c8ae8 No.2310106
>>2310102
omg are you 17 years olds? lmao
Why didn't you take a year off and then go back to the normie world?
>>2310103
what are you implying?
>>2310104
And I'll eat all your food :(
American serving sizes are huge
>>2310105
Test is a silly person.
I'm only banned from making threads, he'll delete them...
who do you want date?
1a86d9 No.2310107
>>2310106
>American serving sizes are huge
Not anymore. Eurocentric diets and health consciousness is ruining the hearty meal and replacing it with the beginner's guide to nogainz in major cities.
ee22a8 No.2310108
>>2310106
That it was never good.
I read a bunch of the posts once because I was looking into something and it was awful.
34f1c1 No.2310109
>Americans clap when they get apple pie.
30094c No.2310110
>>2310106
I'd wager and say that nobody graduates from a masters degree at 17. I'm 25.
7c8ae8 No.2310111
>>2310107
What the fuck? America is 90% farmland. Where even is all that food going to go?
>>2310108
Did you troll me while I was there?
>>2310109
We gather around the mother fucking table for that bitch
>>2310110
Oh I thought you were younger because you have a lot of anime lewds.
What do you have a degree in?
30094c No.2310113
>>2310111
Hey, at least I don't watch it.
IT something something.
7c8ae8 No.2310114
>>2310112
Hmm then we'll go grocery shopping when I get there. What should we do together?
1a86d9 No.2310115
>>2310111
Being sold to other countries like China that have much less farmland. Chinese are leaving their ancient diet of fish and rice for that fucking BEEF and BREAD.
7c8ae8 No.2310116
>>2310113
Omg everyone is IT now. You better be the best at your job because you'll be replaced
I love anime fuck you
7c8ae8 No.2310117
>>2310115
why should we feed the world? Ugh
1a86d9 No.2310118
>>2310117
Daily reminder that KFC was China's biggest fast-food chain in 2018. 5 billion in sales!
Also someone has to. It's a lot of money.
94612f No.2310119
ee22a8 No.2310120
>>2310111
No, the only time I posted there I was using this character as a meme
>
34f1c1 No.2310121
>>2310111
you should drink more water
30094c No.2310122
>>2310116
I'm fairly confident in myself to remain relevant.
Why don't you like anime porn then?
7c8ae8 No.2310124
>>2310118
What are the potions sizes even?
>>2310119
m-me? o////o
i think you can do better..
>>2310120
Why worst girl?
Who is your waifu?
come back to /waifu/
>>2310121
I drink enough fucking water
>>2310122
beacuse it's lewd!
its going to be insane competition...
As least it is here in America. People get fired left and right...
>>2310123
don't drink that
Drink Proper Twelve
real fighters' drink that
fb791b No.2310125
>>2310089
they like drawing her going pee a lot for some reason
94612f No.2310126
>>2310124
Nah, but I'm flattered you think so.
7c8ae8 No.2310127
my body is killing me... i think i need to lay down again...
is this karma?
ee22a8 No.2310129
>>2310124
Probably Hammann.
>
>>2310125
I do too.
1a86d9 No.2310131
>>2310124
Ever growing, but still fairly quaint. The amount of protein your average Asian eats now has dramatically increased over the past 70 years.
Shiiiet, American Chinese restaurants basically dump an ass load of whatever on your plate now.
e2e502 No.2310132
>>2310131
>Chinese restaurants basically dump an ass load of whatever
An appropriate description.
e15355 No.2310133
why do I keep coming back here
fb791b No.2310136
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e15355 No.2310138
>>2310134
No, it must be a curse
>>2310135
Literally you.
1a86d9 No.2310139
>>2310134
>>2310133
Nah, I make him post here when I'm bored.
>>2310132
Almost edible piles of sodium on your plate. But damn is that sriracha good.
bde636 No.2310140
What were Orin's and Okuu's name in the pony threads?
ee22a8 No.2310141
>>2310133
I wish you'd leave already.
>>2310136
So what? :3
ee22a8 No.2310142
>>2310140
Okuu was literally Okuu
e2e502 No.2310143
>>2310138
Ted's a curse alright.
>>2310139
If you say so.
94612f No.2310144
>>2310133
Why does anyone, really?
1a86d9 No.2310145
>>2310143
I'm a blessing you big gay.
34f1c1 No.2310147
Started doing the Naruto run in the gym on the treadmill, that shit has really upped my gains.
1a86d9 No.2310149
>>2310147
Madman.
>>2310148
Always a busta.
e15355 No.2310150
>>2310140
Moony and Zamoonda.
>>2310143
Correct!
>>2310144
suffering
1a86d9 No.2310151
>>2310150
DocLee and Whelp, fucboi.
94612f No.2310152
>>2310150
Wait. BECAUSE we suffer, or TO suffer?
e15355 No.2310153
>>2310151
Skyheart and Toilet!
>>2310152
Both!
1a86d9 No.2310154
>>2310153
BroWny and Soupy
94612f No.2310157
>>2310153
Eh. Sounds about right, actually.
fb791b No.2310158
>>2310156
too much lewd is bad
ee22a8 No.2310159
>>2310158
But you keep posting it!
ee22a8 No.2310161
>>2310160
So why not just ignore it? :3
8e9837 No.2310162
i got iphone for chris mas
fb791b No.2310165
>>2310164
gotta have it all
45a542 No.2310169
When I die, will the shitposting be worth it?
45a542 No.2310170
>>2310169
I guess that's sort of like asking if getting cancer is worth it. Nevermind...
99b2d4 No.2310175
Is that autism pastry man?
1a86d9 No.2310176
06b515 No.2310178
>>2310176
not everyone gets to have that sweet nezi poon
974a7e No.2310179
>>2310176
Why do you want to be gay?
99b2d4 No.2310181
40bfdf No.2310187
>>2310184
did you get some hot, wet, tight vagina for Christmas from a nice lookin Canadian thot???
618756 No.2310189
>>2310186
for your shitposting?
94612f No.2310191
>>2310186
Thanks for the heads-up.
4c732d No.2310192
4c732d No.2310194
>>2310193
The regret is almost instant.
94612f No.2310196
Every piece of furry "art" makes them stronger.
4c732d No.2310197
>>2310195
Really doubling down on that furry faygo shit huh
7447fe No.2310198
>>2310197
I have no idea what that means.
94612f No.2310204
>>2310203
How did you find my outgoing messages?
eba2d1 No.2310205
>>2310204
I don't think I saw them.
94612f No.2310206
>>2310205
Why are they in the image, then?
eba2d1 No.2310207
>>2310206
Its things people have said to me since the date given at the top.
94612f No.2310208
>>2310207
Damn. people work fast.
eba2d1 No.2310209
>>2310208
Its going to grown
just wait
775c7e No.2310210
>>2310185
Wouldn't it be gf?
He's probably locked in a cage eating nothing but hormone pills.
40bfdf No.2310212
i wonder what lexi is up to. hasnt been on steam in 1¼ years
36bbf0 No.2310213
>wanting to fuck an autistic cripple
40bfdf No.2310215
>>2310214
killed by a snake?
eba2d1 No.2310216
>>2310215
Second DUI
This one was fatal
e2e502 No.2310217
>>2310212
She's on Discord.
40bfdf No.2310218
>>2310216
she disappeared after people started talking about the snip happening
>>2310217
seems like everyone is moving there
7447fe No.2310219
All I remember about Lexi is they wanted to meet up when I moved to Michigan for some reason.
775c7e No.2310221
>>2310213
I mean, Smiles did.
7447fe No.2310222
>>2310221
Are you two still a thing?
0ee0f1 No.2310223
I heard the thread got boring so I'm here to...
S P I C E I T U P
1a86d9 No.2310224
>>2310223
Just kill me now
eba2d1 No.2310225
I'm already spicing it up.
0ee0f1 No.2310228
>>2310224
with what?
My thighs?
>>2310225
Needs More Spice
>>2310226
Luka is sweet as sugar
eba2d1 No.2310229
>>2310228
I can't get anymore.
775c7e No.2310230
>>2310222
They're somewhere in West Texas.
7447fe No.2310231
>>2310230
Why did you break up?
775c7e No.2310232
>>2310231
There's only one reason for someone to be in West Texas.
6d2e79 No.2310233
>>2310210
I don't look that deep into it
775c7e No.2310236
>>2310233
All we can do is wish them a long and happy marriage.
>>2310235
eba2d1 No.2310237
>>2310234
I wouldn't be edible anymore.
0ee0f1 No.2310238
>>2310237
i'll still eat you
775c7e No.2310239
Cooki, make the yuri~ puri~ with Luka for his Christmas gift.
eba2d1 No.2310240
>>2310238
Sounds very painful.
1a86d9 No.2310241
Tracer is a zodiac killer.
6d2e79 No.2310242
>>2310236
they don't deserve to be happy
94612f No.2310245
0ee0f1 No.2310246
>>2310239
you mean have sex?
>>2310240
nah i'll be soft
>>2310244
I will love you forever
*forehead kiss*
eba2d1 No.2310247
>>2310246
How are you going to eat someone softly ?
0ee0f1 No.2310249
>>2310247
with my tongue ;)
>>2310248
you're too sweet to not
775c7e No.2310250
>>2310242
Just because they're two gays doesn't mean they can't be happy, bigot.
>>2310243
Time to just kill yourself.
>>2310245
I'M USING HIS OWN TERMINOLOGY.
>>2310246
Or whatever approximation.
eba2d1 No.2310251
>>2310249
What are you like 19 now or something ?
775c7e No.2310254
>>2310252
So is miscegenation.
>>2310253
Go full Chris-chan.
94612f No.2310255
>>2310250
I can't say I've paid attention to Luka's mannerisms, lest I get annoyed.
52bd07 No.2310256
>>2310249
super cute pikachu piccs ^_^
6d2e79 No.2310257
>>2310254
i didn't get a choice
775c7e No.2310258
>>2310255
He had a spell where any lesbian anime image he'd respond to with "yuri~" and stopped after it became mocked, same with the "yay anime" thing.
>>2310257
But you alone can be a part of the solution.
94612f No.2310260
>>2310258
Ah. I guess I did see that happen, yeah.
I usually tend to ignore it though.
0ee0f1 No.2310261
>>2310250
mkay
>>2310251
mhmm, turning 20
>>2310256
thanks~
775c7e No.2310262
>>2310259
At the very least, use your status as an African American to promote anti-immigration within your community so they can't accuse you of racism.
>>2310260
Fair enough.
eba2d1 No.2310263
>>2310261
Exactly the same age as my kid sister.
775c7e No.2310264
>>2310261
I'm just trying to help him get some easily obtainable e-poon.
6d2e79 No.2310265
>>2310262
I'm rarely around them
40bfdf No.2310266
>>2310219
straight up 69. no pun intended.
0ee0f1 No.2310267
>>2310263
no way
i'm not your sister but we can do that type of rp if you're into that
>>2310264
he's a boy boy?
94612f No.2310268
>>2310262
Every time we talk, I always end up being extremely frustrated with a sense of defeat.
7447fe No.2310269
775c7e No.2310270
>>2310265
Good for your health, bad for promoting change.
>>2310267
I assumed this was common knowledge.
>>2310268
He's one of those people that needs a semi truck of life changes to nail him to get his shit together.
eba2d1 No.2310271
>>2310267
I'm not into that.
40bfdf No.2310272
>>2310269
well, double meaning. 69. Interstate 69 would be the fast route to get there (for some).
7447fe No.2310273
>>2310272
I'm nowhere near 69.
6d2e79 No.2310274
>>2310270
what needs to change?
e2e502 No.2310275
>>2310241
I'm not quite that old.
40bfdf No.2310277
>>2310267
I bet you get e-raped a lot. Then again I bet it's not even rape.
>>2310273
Not that it's that important but I imagine that you'd have to live in Michigan to not find 69 or part of it the fastest route to her place. If she still lives in the same places some years back. There are lakes that block a lot of routes up there from the west and east.
94612f No.2310278
>>2310270
I don't know about that. I know very little about them.
Just the way they communicate pisses me off without fail.
94612f No.2310279
>>2310277
Then you'll always lose at least one of those bets.
7447fe No.2310282
>>2310277
I'm not about to go meet them.
40bfdf No.2310284
>>2310279
winning one makes it worth it.
Then again, I always tell my uncle about his obsession with the lottery that you can't lose unless you play.
775c7e No.2310285
>>2310278
It feels like what talking to a chatbot would be like.
40bfdf No.2310286
>>2310282
Don't talk to them much?
7447fe No.2310287
>>2310286
Who?
Lexi? There was like, a 3 month period where they kept talking to me, but I really just wanted them to leave me alone.
94612f No.2310288
>>2310285
That sounds really weird, but thinking about it, you're onto something there.
0ee0f1 No.2310289
>>2310270
hmmmm no
>>2310271
that's ok, i'll act older
>>2310277
not really
6d2e79 No.2310290
eba2d1 No.2310291
>>2310289
Lets see it
act 30
e2e502 No.2310292
>>2310289
If you act older you'll strop gobbing on e-dick.
40bfdf No.2310293
>>2310287
Oh ok. It seems like half the time people didn't like her too much but then the other half the time I heard people did. They were interesting.
>>2310289
That's kind of surprising.
7447fe No.2310295
>>2310293
Just another tranny is about where it went with me.
I have no real opinion on them.
7447fe No.2310297
Rin is still the only redeemable tranny from this place.
0ee0f1 No.2310299
>>2310291
I pay my taxes like a law abiding citizen.
>>2310292
i don't even.
>>2310293
i talk like a whore in chat so that way when i get them in discord i have someone to talk to when I'm lonely and sad.
e2e502 No.2310300
>>2310299
Ah, lying. Now you're acting like a woman.
eba2d1 No.2310301
>>2310299
did you lose or gain money this year ?
775c7e No.2310303
Half the people that hated Lexi were the ones that would act like their best friend the moment they got a (You). It was sort of funny to see the orbiters around them.
>>2310289
Just think of it like Bebop where you gave him your poon so he didn't shoot up a school.
Think of the poor Canadian children.
0ee0f1 No.2310304
>>2310301
I worked hard and took extra hours at my business cubical job that I got a raise, and gained money this year. Now I have enough money to move into a better house, all on my own.
6d2e79 No.2310305
eba2d1 No.2310306
>>2310304
I got like a few thousand from my tax return
it was awesome
40bfdf No.2310307
>>2310295
fair enough.
>>2310299
Well shit. cock teasing might not work all the time.
7447fe No.2310308
>>2310307
So what are you up to?
40bfdf No.2310309
>>2310308
eating some small-town shack restaurant pizza and just spacing before bed. You?
775c7e No.2310310
It's always funny when it's tax season and it's just niggers talking about how they're buying a Louis bag or some other dumb shit.
29d433 No.2310311
775c7e No.2310312
>>2310311
What your people use to splurge on while bleeding welfare dry.
7447fe No.2310313
>>2310309
Learning how to use Blender and being sick as fuck.
>>2310311
Basically the government taxes our income each pay day and at the end of the year you get your tax documents from your job. You can write off some things as deductibles and based on how much you made, and a shit load of other things like dependents and property you can file to see if you owe more tax, or if you put in more than you owe and get a portion of it back.
eba2d1 No.2310314
you spin a wheel and you get free money or someone robs you at gunpoint
7447fe No.2310315
>>2310314
This is actually more accurate.
7447fe No.2310316
Oh. And if you can't pay it you get fines so you can't pay it even more.
40bfdf No.2310317
>>2310313
well shit. you off of work or you working a bunch here near christmas?
775c7e No.2310318
If you have legal income and are filing your taxes properly, it's incredibly hard to end up with penalties or fines. Just don't be a nigger about them.
eba2d1 No.2310319
>>2310315
I dunno
I just thought it was funny
7447fe No.2310320
>>2310317
I have 11 days off.
I go back the second but I'm trying to learn Blender as a way to stop wasting my free time and do something constructive.
52bd07 No.2310321
>>2310313
Blend a strawberry smoothie! ^_^
<3
40bfdf No.2310322
>>2310320
Hopefully you get some holiday pay or have some money saved up so you can't get the bills paid and not be stuck eating ramen all that time.
It's always nice to feel like you are getting something done other than just rotting there, that's for sure.
7447fe No.2310324
>>2310321
I mean, once I learn how to really do stuff with it I could render one.
>>2310322
The whole thing is paid save for the actual day of Christmas and weekends. So I'm losing basically nothing.
I've been cleaning a lot too. But I did buy like, 10 boxes of ramen today.
775c7e No.2310325