9efcb0 No.2308320
SCANNER THREAD IS UP BOYS.
THERE IS A 3RD PILL. THERE IS ALWAYS AN ALTERNATIVE CHOICE.
RECURSIVE LOOP, CUNT.
IT BEGINS. IT ENDS WITH ME.
I DRINK THE LAGER AND THEN BECOME YOUR FATHER.
9efcb0 No.2308323
I just made my shitposting in a video. now you will get a POV of SCANNER.
09d8be No.2308328
e3722c No.2308329
09d8be No.2308330
9efcb0 No.2308334
We now have an audience split three ways.
Who can make their thread the most appealing to be the official one? I just remembered to meme harder than ever. How are you gonna beat me?
e3722c No.2308336
9efcb0 No.2308354
I need a strong editor, I'm thinking of making a webm for
>tfw SCANNER
ee3898 No.2309577
I'll talk to Luka then.
Luka, do you have a Switch?
11b19c No.2309578
Early thread
not even at 750 replies yet
Nice one Luka
You smelly
3f9bb9 No.2309580
>>2308320
lemme ask you a question
24d5d8 No.2309581
>>2309572
traps are good
>>2309573
but kitty is lewd :c
3f9bb9 No.2309582
>>2309576
Lemme ask you a question
11b19c No.2309583
I want every thread to hit the maximum now
I feel like these new threads are to short to hold my power inside them
c8b6b5 No.2309584
>>2309570
That is my job though. Not my fault you're only lewd once a week
82c985 No.2309585
Maddie is kind of a dumb bitch but I don't regret attacking Nezi for his social ineptitude
>>2309560
Have you ever put anything in your boipussy?
>>2309562
I have a good immune system
Money
>>2309565
g2bed
>>2309571
That's because it's in English
ee3898 No.2309586
3f9bb9 No.2309587
>>2309571 (Nihonjin)
i don't know anything about the tofu heidan :(
were they bad people or something?
11b19c No.2309588
>>2309581
Putting your penis in a vagina is like putting your dick in a hole that hundreds of other dicks have been in before
a guys asss
no dicks
24d5d8 No.2309589
ee3898 No.2309590
11b19c No.2309591
>>2309585
Yeah I have a vibrator
I never really use it though
its like a once a every few months thing
ee3898 No.2309592
wait why am i being compared to a fatty?
24d5d8 No.2309593
>>2309588
mens ass aren't welcome
>>2309592
cause he sucks and you don't
be5bb9 No.2309594
>>2309585
>That's because it's in English
yeah
>>2309587
no they were good, they were a branch of the IJA
they were responsible for the invasion of Manchuko, capture of beiping, invasion of shanghai and a lot of other things
ee3898 No.2309595
>>2309593
that's a contrast, not a comparison.
c8b6b5 No.2309597
>>2309586
At least once a day amirite
be7bd5 No.2309598
Now we back to Scanner'Posting.
3f9bb9 No.2309599
>>2309581
your avatar is lewd?
>>2309584
you need to post shota too....
>>2309585
My immune system will fuck your immune system up.
I'm sorry about not kissing you back and stuff...
I really do have an interest in another guy...
I got my dad a knife, but I can't give it to him yet
ee3898 No.2309600
>>2309597
monthly, sometimes less often.
ee3898 No.2309601
give it to him right in the back
24d5d8 No.2309602
>>2309595
either way it's still true
>>2309596
cute boys like you are tho
ee3898 No.2309603
>>2309602
okay but why'd I come up?
11b19c No.2309604
>>2309602
I'm not a cute boy
3f9bb9 No.2309606
>>2309594
wtf... what weapons did they use?
c8b6b5 No.2309607
>>2309599
I am not in possession of such currently
>>2309600
Yo, I recall some fairly lewd shit from you and that was definitely more often than once a month
24d5d8 No.2309608
>>2309599
not really but she doesn't wear a lot of clothes
3f9bb9 No.2309609
>>2309607
why do you expect me to get off?
ee3898 No.2309610
>>2309607
what, like 4 years ago?
11b19c No.2309611
Boold-chan can't even keep up with my PPM
Tell the rich kids to look at me now.
82c985 No.2309612
>>2309589
I don't rank my beloved children
>>2309591
That's how I was with my dildo
Got rid of it when I went to China and haven't gotten another one yet tho
>>2309592
I e-attacked him earlier over a dumb thing he did involving you but we don't need to revisit that harrowing battle that turned brother against brother
>>2309594
I have to pee
Want to practice drinking it so you're ready for Wish's? He might get mad if you don't swallow all his
>>2309599
I really don't care if you do or don't and did not ask you to :3 -kisses your lips hard-
Also >>2309601
be5bb9 No.2309613
>>2309606
this was world war 2
guns mostly
24d5d8 No.2309614
>>2309603
i dunno erio started it
>>2309604
you aren't a good liar
24d5d8 No.2309615
>>2309612
you should
and put me at the top!
ee3898 No.2309616
>>2309612
ohkay.
>>2309614
of course he does.
ee3898 No.2309617
3f9bb9 No.2309618
>>2309608
her little cat ears are so cute
does she turn into a cat?
>>2309611
what's a PPM?
>>2309612
i'm sick!
c8b6b5 No.2309619
>>2309609
I don't know why?
>>2309610
Hmm no it wasn't that long ago according to my memory. Requesting bondage stuff and what not. Last year maybe? We don't talk all that much
be7bd5 No.2309620
Personally, I wouldn't mind if Nezi hung himself. I'd feel sorry for Tracer though. Replacing a whole ceiling would be a ball ache.
24d5d8 No.2309621
>>2309618
>>2309618
no just a more busty demon
3f9bb9 No.2309622
I usually orgasm once every new moon
manually coming is almost impossible for me without blood
11b19c No.2309624
>>2309614
You're right
i'm the best liar
the biggest snake if you will
kys master as well
I many awards as you can see
you're talking to a multiple award winning poster baby
>>2309612
I probably would get another one if I lost this one.
I nutted without my hands
I've already beaten this game
>>2309618
Posts per minute
god.....
be5bb9 No.2309625
11b19c No.2309626
She doesn't even know what PPM stands for
at least she has nice tits
cb83c8 No.2309627
>>2309577
i dont.
switch is too expensive for only a couple games....
24d5d8 No.2309629
>>2309624
what a cute baby, then
be7bd5 No.2309630
ee3898 No.2309631
>>2309619
just because I own a bunch of stuff like that doesn't mean it actually happens unfortunately :(
3f9bb9 No.2309632
>>2309613
damn how old is your grandpa???????
>>2309619
you have a responsibility to help me cum now, that's why
>>2309620
dude wtf
leave neziwi-cute alone
>>2309621
does she have a love interest in the manga?
>>2309624
ohhh yeah i'm slow
>>2309625
help me cum now
3f9bb9 No.2309633
>>2309628
Did you drink water?
-hug-
11b19c No.2309634
>>2309629
I'm the best baby
no other baby is this good
all the other babies are going to wish they had a baby like me
>>2309630
More like manual vaping lmao
>>2309632
At least you have nice tits
82c985 No.2309635
>>2309615
I will NOT!!!!!!!!!!1 do opinion rankings
>>2309616
>>2309617
Feel free to let me know if u ever need help with past and present tense
>>2309618
So is Neko but I kissed him last night
Don't think ur super special just cos I kiss u
>>2309623
What do you mean by this
>>2309624
I guess you're actually more into irl butt stuff than I am but there's no reason I should be surprised in the slightest
11b19c No.2309636
Someone please edit this picture to make me look cooler.
3f9bb9 No.2309638
I'm going to start using a start razor to shave my legs
shavers are too expensive
ee3898 No.2309639
>>2309635
feel free to leave me alone
11b19c No.2309640
>>2309635
I meant to type wouldn't
that changes things greatly
oh no
>>2309637
*vapes at your girl*
be5bb9 No.2309641
>>2309632
104
he served in manchuko until being moved to shanghai and later henan
>help me cum now
what are you into?
>>2309635
i told you to die
3f9bb9 No.2309643
>>2309634
I do, thanks lol
>>2309635
Why did you kiss her.....?
You know you belong to me.
anyone would think they're special when kissed by god
>>2309637
Don't grouplink me
>>2309641
Tell him to DIE
Hmm did he help the Americans.....?
I'm into gore
But I'm not alone now...
82c985 No.2309644
>>2309639
I don't stop replying first; we've been over this
You have to be the one to hang up
>>2309640
Freudian slip
Tsuchi's favorite famous psychologist says it means u love butt stuff
>>2309641
Why? I was just making a generous offer
>>2309642
I just got back from peeing
How romantic
>>2309643
Why are you suddenly getting jealous even though you're claiming to be in love with someone else? :3
3f9bb9 No.2309645
this is not an emergency, i need to cum
11b19c No.2309646
>>2309643
I wish I could see them one last time.
>>2309644
oh my god we are peeing at the same time now
.////.
24d5d8 No.2309647
>>2309632
no but there's this girl who is really yandere about her
>>2309635
:c
3f9bb9 No.2309648
>>2309644
i'm greedy and jealous
c8b6b5 No.2309650
>>2309631
Oh sure, but what I was referring to in the conversation with BC was masturbation lol
>>2309632
That seems like a job you employ a lot of people to assist you with. That makes me much less motivated and interested!
3f9bb9 No.2309651
>>2309646
no!
>>2309647
^~^
yandere go away!
She's going to kill you... be careful
ee3898 No.2309652
>>2309650
that's what I was referring to.
11b19c No.2309655
>>2309649
you know its true
>>2309651
but it will help me cum
ee3898 No.2309658
>>2309656
*shrugs* It's more fun 2 player anyway.
82c985 No.2309659
>>2309646
We're so in love our peeing is synchronized >/////<
>>2309647
-pets u-
>>2309648
Maybe you should kiss me back then; just a suggestion
If you keep my mouth occupied I won't be able to kiss other people
be5bb9 No.2309660
>>2309643
>Tell him to DIE
no
>Hmm did he help the Americans.....?
fuck no
>I'm into gore
i dont have any gore
>>2309644
>Why? I was just making a generous offer
should be obvious
11b19c No.2309661
>>2309659
I'm thinking about going to sleep
my head hurts
82c985 No.2309663
>>2309660
U just hate generosity?
>>2309661
Do u need me to tuck you in
>>2309662
Are you still Smiles' e-pet
I could probably easily cuck her of u because she doesn't put out
11b19c No.2309664
who wants in my picture
you'll be immortalized forever
>>2309663
no we just have to sleep at the same time from now on
so we wake up a the same time
ee3898 No.2309665
The Nintendo Switch offer is officially off the table.
Merry Christmas.
be5bb9 No.2309666
>>2309663
yeah you peeing in my mouth is real generosity
c8b6b5 No.2309667
>>2309658
I like a good mix of single and 2 player
24d5d8 No.2309668
>>2309663
haven't really talked to her since the day she declared that
ee3898 No.2309669
>>2309667
2 player best player.
cb83c8 No.2309670
>>2309665
who are you quoting?
ee3898 No.2309671
>>2309670
The thread people.
82c985 No.2309672
>>2309664
I shitposted so much today that I kind of feel like I should maybe do that thing where I disappear for several days to make love to the void tho
>>2309666
My milder pee would help prepare you for Wish's poutine pee
>>2309668
Very rood of her
ee3898 No.2309673
cb83c8 No.2309674
>>2309671
you didn't reply to my earlier reply ;~;
9bc8f2 No.2309675
we used all the threads in the end...
ee3898 No.2309676
>>2309674
you said you didn't want one if it was only a few games so..
11b19c No.2309677
>>2309672
Finally
I can't wait for you to fucking leave
follow my twitter though
https://twitter.com/Nezumi16097442
cb83c8 No.2309680
>>2309676
i did not say i did not want it. *grumbles*
oh well
ee3898 No.2309681
>>2309680
better luck next year^^ BD didn't want it either *shrugs*
be5bb9 No.2309682
>>2309672
there are probably peoples pee to use for that
>>2309672
ee3898 No.2309685
>>2309683
It's too late. Read the rules.
82c985 No.2309686
>>2309675
People tend to link unused threads eventually
Except for poor AH's; I was the only one looking out for him
>>2309677
U make posts lamenting my absence when I'm gone tho; don't be tsun
I don't have a Twitter it's for normies
>>2309678
Yeah I can totally feel that she's ripe for the cucking
Owning a cat is a lot of responsibility tho
11b19c No.2309687
>>2309685
I didn't even see the post you made though.
>>2309686
I've gained zero follower from linking my own shit here
really makes me think
3f9bb9 No.2309688
>>2309650
If you don't help me cum I will make you regret it
>>2309653
please drink water Luka..
its bad luck if you don't
>>2309655
no, you must help me cum first...
>>2309657
its sounds hot until the knife slips into your ribs
>>2309659
I'm losing my mind, I need to cum so badly right now
i cannot kiss you v.v
maybe a cheek kiss, but I have to ask him if its okay...
I love you Erio, I will see you later
Please sleep soon
>>2309660
no not female gore, I want male gore :)
11b19c No.2309689
I still don't see it
i'm not looking that far up
>>2309688
I'll help you cum if you help me cum
ee3898 No.2309691
>>2309687
Further proof you are unworthy of my gifts.
also who tf are you?
82c985 No.2309692
>>2309687
I just use a script Darwin gave me for following peoples' tweets
>>2309688
It was just a suggestion; I have lots of people to kiss :^)
Love you too bitch byebye
11b19c No.2309693
>>2309691
Lucker
I won two /animus/ awards this year
who are you again ?
What awards did you win ?
cb83c8 No.2309694
>>2309691
that's ban/nezumi
82c985 No.2309695
Erin should add a feature to her botnet that prevents me from forgetting to attach images
82c985 No.2309696
035ddb No.2309697
>>2309688
all the gore on the guro board is female
>>2309692
>>2309682
11b19c No.2309698
>>2309692
What did I just tweet ?
ee3898 No.2309699
>>2309694
Oh, I see.
>>2309696
You can't fund much from prison.
24d5d8 No.2309700
>>2309686
it's easy
>>2309688
the knife would just excite me more
11b19c No.2309701
I can't wait to win 3 awards next year
be7bd5 No.2309702
I cant wait to win Best dick next year.
82c985 No.2309703
>>2309698
Nothing ho
Maybe there's an option for followers-only tweets that shy bois can use
>>2309699
She's not in prison
She's still been working on her botnet
>>2309700
It's not smart to downplay the responsibilities that come with getting a cat; it's a big decision
ee3898 No.2309704
82c985 No.2309706
>>2309704
Oh u were trying some kind of humor
Don't give up; I'm sure you'll get the hang of it
>>2309705
-pets your butt-
be7bd5 No.2309709
11b19c No.2309710
>>2309703
Its public
dumbass
11b19c No.2309711
>>2309707
Luka
you won the cutest poster award
did you see that ?
ee3898 No.2309713
82c985 No.2309714
>>2309708
-slaps it-
>>2309710
You posted something one minute ago now
Very slow
11b19c No.2309715
>>2309712
go find the thread and look at it
they voted for you
you're the peoples champion
just like me
11b19c No.2309716
>>2309714
upgrade your internet
cb83c8 No.2309718
>>2309715
:O
people like me????????
11b19c No.2309719
>>2309718
go look at the results in the thread
11b19c No.2309721
>>2309720
Embrace the power it comes with.
82c985 No.2309722
>>2309716
Ur using all ur spastic energy to spam the loli u identify as and it's causing ur Twitter speed to suffer
>>2309717
Your tiny cock is probably hard
24d5d8 No.2309723
>>2309722
d-don't talk about it like that
11b19c No.2309724
>>2309722
I highly doubt that.
11b19c No.2309726
>>2309725
Now you gotta put "cutest poster" in your name
82c985 No.2309727
>>2309723
Why do u tell me not to do things you like
>>2309724
4/6 of those things were said by me
You're doing a bad job of making it not look like a shrine of your love for me
11b19c No.2309728
>>2309727
you're just just giving me a lot of content
no one else is giving me anything good to add
24d5d8 No.2309729
>>2309727
it's embarrassing
cb83c8 No.2309730
>>2309726
you didn't put snake thingy in ur name
:3
so im fiiiiiine~
11b19c No.2309731
>>2309730
I did for a few days actually
11b19c No.2309733
Luka showed me her tits once.
82c985 No.2309735
>>2309728
Now you're gushing about how much you love my content
>>2309729
That's part of why it turns you on tho
11b19c No.2309736
>>2309735
I don't even like gushers
24d5d8 No.2309737
>>2309735
why are you trying to turn me on >.<
82c985 No.2309739
>>2309736
With how much you were saying you love cock earlier you'd probably like them if they had cummies in them
>>2309737
For fun
11b19c No.2309740
>>2309738
I just put it at the beginning of my name
>>2309739
That would taste awful
82c985 No.2309741
Do u ever think "what if I just go all out and bully everyone at full power without holding back and see who e-survives"
24d5d8 No.2309742
>>2309739
did you have your fun
11b19c No.2309744
>>2309743
How are people going to know then ?
035ddb No.2309745
>>2309738
i dont remember
>>2309741
no one thinks that but you
cb83c8 No.2309746
>>2309744
i don't need them to know.
>>2309745
How are people going to know then ?
11b19c No.2309747
>>2309746
I'll make sure everyone knows then.
82c985 No.2309748
>>2309740
The taste depends a lot on peoples' diet
If the person eats a lot of fruit, they have good cummies for gushers
>>2309742
What do you mean?
>>2309745
One should always be thinking about how to push the limits of their shitposting
11b19c No.2309750
>>2309748
still probably tastes gross
82c985 No.2309752
>>2309750
I'd eat gushers made with that loli's cummies if she had a dick
>>2309751
What are you expecting? :3
035ddb No.2309754
>>2309748
thats subjective
82c985 No.2309758
>>2309753
Maybe :^)
>>2309754
It's also a shitpost
I know the Japanese can't comprehend post-irony tho
>>2309755
Jk it would be best to drink them straight from the source
11b19c No.2309760
>>2309758
You're really gay then
035ddb No.2309762
>>2309761
only new 佐倉杏子 image i had
82c985 No.2309763
>>2309759
So what do u think
Should I Release The e-Nukes
Many people would e-die but the ones who remained would be a race of super-strengthed mutants
>>2309760
I'm bi
You're the gay one cos u don't like pussy
>>2309761
You just want to get e-fucked
But aren't you a sub who likes getting teased with the prospect of it
11b19c No.2309764
>>2309763
it looks ugly
feels nice
24d5d8 No.2309767
>>2309763
there are lots of things that tickle my subby fancy
035ddb No.2309768
>>2309765
most images of her i see on ふたば are lewd/hentai
24d5d8 No.2309769
>>2309768
It's been so long since I collected for her
i am so far behind
82c985 No.2309770
>>2309764
I'm sleepy but have energy at the same time
When do u want to pass out in each others' arms
>>2309766
Maybe if I get bored
>>2309767
Do you like orders? Like what if I ordered you to pee on >>2309766 right now?
24d5d8 No.2309771
>>2309770
would they like that
11b19c No.2309772
>>2309770
Soon
I'm on a mission right now
24d5d8 No.2309773
82c985 No.2309774
>>2309771
We can't know for sure unless it happens
>>2309772
Chasing some nice e-dick?
>>2309773
So I could order you to pee on him at any time
Epic
11b19c No.2309775
>>2309774
anime tiddies actually
82c985 No.2309776
>>2309775
Are u masturbating while posting
035ddb No.2309777
>>2309769
i havent really collected much just what shows up
>>2309770
>Maybe if I get bored
tell me when if you do
>>2309770
>Do you like orders? Like what if I ordered you to pee on >>2309766 (You) right now?
死ね｀
11b19c No.2309779
>>2309776
No the planet just blew up
i'm going to bed now
24d5d8 No.2309780
>>2309777
you need all the kyouko!
82c985 No.2309781
>>2309777
Maybe the first thing I'll do is have Neko pee on you
That will be my way of telling you
>>2309778
He has an e-crush on someone with a pee fetish and needs to get used to it
>>2309779
Sleep well -kissu-
11b19c No.2309783
I'm going to bust a nut to those fat anime tiddies luka just posted first though
24d5d8 No.2309784
>>2309781
i guess that makes sense
035ddb No.2309785
>>2309780
i could look for her on pixiv
>>2309781
i hate this now
82c985 No.2309786
Goodnight
Hail Satan
Behold the Void
Behold the Death of All Things
Behold the Chaos on which you impose your cherished frail illusions of order
Behold the Sovereignty of that which is in you that the false light cannot touch
I love u ♥
>>2309783
There's no bulge; that girl probably has a pussy
Icky
>>2309783
It does; it would be doing him a favor
>>2309785
U were so confident u could handle it but ur not even ready for the beginning
24d5d8 No.2309787
>>2309785
I would like that
24d5d8 No.2309788
82c985 No.2309789
>>2309788
Second link I made at Ban was meant to be at u
Nini
5d66bd No.2309790
>>2309786
yeah i thought i could
good night
>>2309787
maybe another day its late now
9bc8f2 No.2309791
3f9bb9 No.2309792
24d5d8 No.2309794
>>2309790
don't tease me like that!
3f9bb9 No.2309795
>>2309786
>I love u ♥
i hope youre talking to me only
5d66bd No.2309796
>>2309794
but you dont like being teased
3f9bb9 No.2309797
>>2309793
Did you drink water yet?
3f9bb9 No.2309799
>>2309796
i want to move to fukuoka
5d66bd No.2309800
>>2309798
i fail to see the problem then
>>2309799
なんで？
cb83c8 No.2309801
>>2309797
i got strawberry milk instead
24d5d8 No.2309802
>>2309800
inappropriate
it's abuse
5d66bd No.2309803
>>2309802
abuse that you enjoy
60bf52 No.2309804
The jap is becoming a little bully. It's cute.
3f9bb9 No.2309805
>>2309800
Because it looks like a nice little city and the beach is right there.
Not sure if non Japanese are welcome
>>2309801
that's good too but please drink water when you can okay?
5d66bd No.2309806
>>2309805
>Not sure if non Japanese are welcome
probably not
24d5d8 No.2309808
>>2309803
you don't know what I like faggot
3f9bb9 No.2309809
>>2309806
Is there a way to proof I'm one of them?
>>2309807
You're not fine until you drink water. Please? Just one little sip?
5d66bd No.2309810
>>2309808
you enjoy orders
24d5d8 No.2309811
>>2309810
depends what they are
5d66bd No.2309812
>>2309809
no
>>2309811
apparently peeing on me is one of them
3f9bb9 No.2309813
>>2309812
would you be interested in dating someone outside of your country?
5d66bd No.2309814
>>2309813
no you arent going to marry me for citizenship
3f9bb9 No.2309816
>>2309814
Is that possible in Japan? I'm sure I can find a sucker
>>2309815
Why Luka-cute?
5d66bd No.2309817
>>2309816
why ask that question then?
and yes it is
but no you probably cant find someone
3f9bb9 No.2309818
>>2309817
i asked that question to make sure
why can't I find someone?
cb83c8 No.2309819
>>2309816
because i cant find my anime
3f9bb9 No.2309820
>>2309819
silly
you should take a break and drink some water
5d66bd No.2309822
>>2309818
make sure of what?
>why can't I find someone?
because even non gaijin have trouble
24d5d8 No.2309823
>>2309812
do you want that
3f9bb9 No.2309825
>>2309821
You drank water?
>>2309822
To make sure I can move there permanently and live on welfare and spread my religion
>>2309822
Why is it so hard for regular gin?
5d66bd No.2309827
>>2309825
>To make sure I can move there permanently and live on welfare and spread my religion
yeah you cant
>Why is it so hard for regular gin?
its just becoming less common
>>2309826
can i order you not to
3f9bb9 No.2309829
>>2309827
Is welfare a thing there?
Do you have a female gin?
>>2309828
When are you going to drink water?
5d66bd No.2309830
>>2309829
yes but not for 害人
>Do you have a female gin?
whats a gin?
24d5d8 No.2309831
>>2309827
you can order me to do anything but there's no guarantee i'll listen
cb83c8 No.2309832
>>2309829
when i get thirsty and have nothing else to drink
cb83c8 No.2309833
>>2309830
gin and tonic
gin ichimaru bankai
3f9bb9 No.2309834
>>2309830
>害人
what type of Chinese is this?
>gin
A female nihongin desu
>>2309832
You know water can really improve your mood and make you happy
198d92 No.2309836
>>2309831
i order you not to then
>>2309833
i dont think she means the drink
>>2309834
its japanese
>A female nihongin desu
no i dont have a girlfriend
3f9bb9 No.2309837
>>2309836
Does that mean you're a girl and you have a boyfriend?
3f9bb9 No.2309839
>>2309838
Why don't you have a girlfriend?
3f9bb9 No.2309843
>>2309840
You have to give it time lol
When the the last time you went outside?
>>2309841
So you want a boyfriend?
24d5d8 No.2309845
>>2309844
i'm a boy
what does that japanese say
198d92 No.2309846
>>2309845
yoshiyoshi
>>2309843
i dont want anything right now
3f9bb9 No.2309847
>>2309846
lets get married and I can move to japan
3f9bb9 No.2309851
>>2309849
Why don't you want anything now anyway?
>>2309850
How long were you outside?
I want some strawberry milk now lol
198d92 No.2309852
>>2309851
because im happy with what i have
be7bd5 No.2309853
3f9bb9 No.2309854
>>2309852
What do you have now?
>>2309853
>curry
I see the Muslim influence is strong in London.
198d92 No.2309855
>>2309848
idk how to translate it
>>2309854
whati want
be7bd5 No.2309856
3f9bb9 No.2309859
>>2309855
Are you not comfortable talking about this subject?
>>2309857
What did you do while you were outside?
24d5d8 No.2309860
>>2309855
you make things very hard
09d8be No.2309861
>>2309858
I believe it's basically the accompanying sound of calling you a good girl and giving pats.
198d92 No.2309862
>>2309858
i dont know
>>2309859
no im fine
3f9bb9 No.2309863
>>2309862
Do you enjoy your freedom and solitary life? Do you have many friends?
198d92 No.2309864
>>2309863
yes
i dont know how many is many but i have enough
3f9bb9 No.2309866
>>2309864
Do you spend a lot of time with them?
198d92 No.2309867
>>2309865
i mean i know but i dont know how to explain in english
>>2309866
i guess not?
i dont really know what a lot of time is meant to be
cb83c8 No.2309868
>>2309859
grocery shopping
24d5d8 No.2309869
>>2309867
that doesn't make sense
but i can't make you
198d92 No.2309870
>>2309869
it does make sense
i dont know a way to explain it in english
09d8be No.2309871
It 's like a more upbeat version of "there there"
3f9bb9 No.2309872
>>2309867
I don't know either...
What did you eat today?
>>2309868
Did you remember to buy the gallon of water?
How did you get to the store?
be7bd5 No.2309873
09d8be No.2309875
>>2309873
Yeah yeah.
And it was for nothing, too.
198d92 No.2309877
>>2309872
soba
i need to sleep
good night
>>2309874
how?
good night
9efcb0 No.2309878
Fuck me, what have I done?
There's screaming in my head. Must've been a good night when I can't get my voice out of my head.
3f9bb9 No.2309879
>>2309876
You're pissing me off
>>2309877
goodnight sweet <3
>>2309878
>Fuck me
.///.
09d8be No.2309880
>>2309879
Would you a Scanner?
9efcb0 No.2309881
>>2309879
Yes, stuff me full of baby batter daddy~
How are you, Blood?
ac0dc6 No.2309882
>>2309880
Would you a fortune
9efcb0 No.2309883
>>2309882
Would you a Anonymuus?
09d8be No.2309884
>>2309883
Would you a Muu?
24d5d8 No.2309885
>>2309877
know japanese and english but can't translate
9efcb0 No.2309886
>>2309884
Maybe. If it helps turn the crazy off.
I regret drinking and I'm gonna do it again.
I'm such a slut for alcohol.
09d8be No.2309888
>>2309886
Lol. Enjoy, I guess.
>>2309882
I would not.
ac0dc6 No.2309889
>>2309883
Who's anonymuus?
9efcb0 No.2309890
>>2309889
IT'S TIME TO GET IN THE BOX, STEVEN
9efcb0 No.2309892
>>2309888
To be honest I don't think I have the drive to get into someone, no longer have gay e-sex with strangers anymore.
09d8be No.2309893
>>2309892
What a sentence.
932d2e No.2309894
>>2309887
u go get the water now
9efcb0 No.2309895
>>2309893
Hey, sometimes I get diamonds. It's not all weevils and dogshit I spew.
09d8be No.2309896
>>2309895
I'm sure, I'm sure.
9efcb0 No.2309897
>>2309896
Speaking of spewing, I can't seem to keep anything down. I threw up a lovely chicken tikka massala and 3 scoops of ice cream. Hangovers just make me sick. Plus I get this anxiety thing with it. Can't wait till they invent hangover-free alcohol. It is a thing, I've seen it on tv.
be7bd5 No.2309898
09d8be No.2309899
>>2309897
>Can't wait till they invent
>It is a thing
...In fiction, then?
9efcb0 No.2309901
>>2309899
No, it's real. It's called Alcosynth. Synthetic beer that apparently leaves no hangover and apparently doesn't destroy your liver. I mean, I think they have invented it, it just ain't sold. It's gonna change the game.
24d5d8 No.2309902
932d2e No.2309903
09d8be No.2309904
>>2309901
Surely there's downsides.
9efcb0 No.2309905
>>2309904
No idea. Being drunk is a risk in itself, right? Could like fall over or something.
24d5d8 No.2309907
932d2e No.2309911
>>2309910
Yes she wants a nap
9efcb0 No.2309912
Can't be arsed cooking, gonna go and get myself a vindaloo, maybe play a bit of dota2. Let's just see how this pans out.
31be14 No.2309916
>>2309915
*I run my fingers though your hair*
31be14 No.2309918
>>2309917
*Nuzzles your bulge*
c8b6b5 No.2309919
I just ordered for $2800 worth of hardware and monitor.
09d8be No.2309922
>>2309919
Damn.
Must be some really good stuff.
c8b6b5 No.2309923
>>2309922
The 2080 is a good bit of the price but yeah. Didn't want to save this time, just went all in. 34" screen too.
be7bd5 No.2309924
currently also saving for a 2080, gonna make a yeet machine.
b0bae5 No.2309925
>saving for a 2080
>not just buying one with Daddy's credit card
SHAKING MY HEAD
24d5d8 No.2309927
>>2309925
buy me stuff with your daddy's credit card
b0bae5 No.2309928
So you can afford it.
>>2309927
What do you want?
c8b6b5 No.2309929
It's the first thing I've bought with my grown up pay. Now I'm back to not knowing what I should get.
cb83c8 No.2309930
9efcb0 No.2309931
MMMMPH, nothing like a fiery curry to burn all the sin away.
I want it spicier though. Might get a phall next time. I love that warm feeling you get in your stomach. And call me weird but I like it when your butthole burns when you poop it out. Vindaloo poo is the best poo.
09d8be No.2309932
>>2309929
That's a pretty neat goal though. Congrats.
c8b6b5 No.2309933
>>2309932
Didn't you study software development or something? You'll be able to pull the same if not higher salary than me by the time you're done.
9efcb0 No.2309935
If you could make a curry, I'd totes marry you. If you teach me how to make a curry, I want your babies.
My curry game is shit. No vegetables, no meat, just rice and sauce.
be7bd5 No.2309937
Curry is fucking easy peezy lemon squeezy.
09d8be No.2309938
>>2309933
I failed! I failed big time.
9efcb0 No.2309939
>>2309937
I'm a shit cook. I'm not sure how long you have to cook chicken for. Should I go shopping for chicken and vegetables and make my own curry tomorrow? I only got instant noodles in.
b0bae5 No.2309940
>>2309936
There are a lot of things that are blue, Neko.
ac0dc6 No.2309941
c8b6b5 No.2309942
>>2309938
Oh shit dude rip. Then what?
be7bd5 No.2309943
>>2309939
Yes, do it. It is easy to do. Just google a recipe.
9efcb0 No.2309944
>>2309941
Never had a Stroganoff. I haven't lived.
>>2309943
Okie, should be good for my wellbeing too. What's your favourite vegetable? I do love myself a bit of carrot.
OH SHIT NIGGUH, you know what I used to make back in uni? Bacon curry. It's fucking great. I'm gonna slam that pork in my curry tomorrow. My grandparents got me a Farmfoods voucher, which is nice.
09d8be No.2309945
>>2309942
..Not sure yet. We're figuring that bit out.
ac0dc6 No.2309946
I can't find the beef stroganoff webm
someone post it for me
9efcb0 No.2309947
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2309946
Never even heard of it.
Is it as good as it is delicious?
>tfw cooking.
be7bd5 No.2309948
>>2309944
Potato, hence why vindaloo is the best. Curries are just spicey stews in reality. Throw all kinds of veggies in there.
9efcb0 No.2309949
>>2309948
Ok, I'll google a vindaloo recipe tomorrow. I wanna get some super spicy chilli sauce. Love that burn.
Potato is so fun. You can boil it, bake it, cut it up and fry it. So good.
be7bd5 No.2309950
>>2309949
A staple corner stone of any cuisine.
If you are going for chicken, consider getting some on the bone, it makes for a better curried meat. My local Indian swears by it. They're Bangladeshi and been open since the 70s
b0bae5 No.2309953
What the heck is a swag faggot?
9efcb0 No.2309954
>>2309950
Sounds killer. Chickens are so cute it's a shame that I eat them. But they're so tasty.
cb83c8 No.2309955
>>2309934
ive fallen 500 points behind schedule
24d5d8 No.2309956
>>2309940
yeah i guess there are
09d8be No.2309957
>>2309951
What have you been doing, again?
24d5d8 No.2309959
>>2309953
someone like jake paul basically
be7bd5 No.2309960
>>2309954
It isnt a shame, they'd just die out in the wild without intensive human agriculture.
24d5d8 No.2309961
>>2309958
why are you mad?
c8b6b5 No.2309962
>>2309957
IT Management, with some specialization in process modelling
b0bae5 No.2309963
>>2309959
My husband.
>>2309961
You didn't give me an answer.
24d5d8 No.2309965
>>2309963
something blue and cute
cb83c8 No.2309966
>>2309964
up till this point i've been only using the reddit league discord to post some LFG's
because i'm too afraid to play alone
09d8be No.2309968
>>2309962
I have a limited understanding of that function, but I now dub thee the Nerd Herder.
31be14 No.2309970
>>2309966
Want me to hop on?
I just have to run to the store for some medication and I'll play. I have nothing going on today.
c8b6b5 No.2309972
>>2309968
It's more project management than anything else
cb83c8 No.2309974
>>2309970
*nods*
nexus blitz is the fastest way and it counts towards nexus blitz missions
31be14 No.2309975
>>2309971
MANDY LOOK HOW CUTE MY GUNNER ON 14 IS
b0bae5 No.2309976
>>2309973
I'm not going to buy anything when you give me vague answers like "cute, blue thing"
31be14 No.2309977
>>2309974
Alright. Let me go get some shoes and pants on and go get my meds real quick. Shouldn't be more than 15 min.
ac0dc6 No.2309978
cb83c8 No.2309979
>>2309977
<3
i'm not going anywhere~
24d5d8 No.2309980
>>2309976
I don't really want anything I was just messing with you <3
3f9bb9 No.2309981
>>2309880
Would I kill Scanner...?
I'm not sure...
I have to smell her blood
>>2309881
I can't make baby batter v.v
yet
>>2309887
Why are you scared of water?
>>2309919
BIG_ YIKES
31be14 No.2309983
>>2309979
Alright. Call when ready.
09d8be No.2309985
>>2309981
Kill wasn't the implied noun.
Also..
>her
3f9bb9 No.2309986
>>2309985
>arm candies you
killing is all I know
cb83c8 No.2309987
3f9bb9 No.2309988
>>2309987
please drink water, it will really improve your mood
b0bae5 No.2309990
>>2309980
The most rude boy there was.
b0bae5 No.2309991
3f9bb9 No.2309993
>>2309989
That's not what I meant. You should have spent $3500 on the computer alone. Then about $400 on a gaming monitor...
You're going to be buying another computer in 2 years
big yikes indeed
>>2309990
Are you Wish or Rin?
b0bae5 No.2309994
>>2309992
I don't believe it.
>>2309993
Rin.
cb83c8 No.2309996
>>2309988
imma busy drinking my fruit punch~
3f9bb9 No.2309997
>>2309994
Where's my money?
09d8be No.2309998
>>2309986
Eating ain't allowed. Nor is killing.
I'm not sure how I feel about tasting, but I'll take it.
>>2309991
Ah shit, you're right. Cheers.
c8b6b5 No.2309999
>>2309993
I've been running on my 760 for 5 years. You underestimate my patience.
b0bae5 No.2310000
>>2309995
You just bullied me.
>>2309997
You don't have any money, you're poor.
be7bd5 No.2310001
FORTY DID AN OOPSIE
WISH, DID AN EVEN BIGGER OOPSIE
3f9bb9 No.2310002
>>2309996
Are you writing in an italian accent??
Sugary drinks will alter your brain chemistry and lower your mood
Get ready to be fucked up later
>>2309998
eating and killing go hand in hand...
there was a time where killing was all I knew but luckily bard and erio helped me out of it when I first came here
>>2309999
nice get
you probably didn't upgrade cuz you're POOR
>>2310000
Nice get
weird how I just typed that
09d8be No.2310003
>>2310002
Well, neither is allowed, so they can go hand in hand elsewhere!
b0bae5 No.2310004
>>2310001
What was my oopsie?
>>2310002
I knew I could do it.
be7bd5 No.2310005
>>2310004
Replying to Blood-chan
24d5d8 No.2310006
>>2310000
you bully me all the time tho
3f9bb9 No.2310007
>>2310003
what do I do then..
>>2310004
i'm freaking out now...
oh you're wish, you don't have my money
I have to remember your trip
>>2310005
hi scoot
want to watch the game with me?
3f9bb9 No.2310008
posting rumia feels right
b0bae5 No.2310010
>>2310005
Oh shit, you rite.
>>2310006
Well yeah, but I know I'm rude.
>>2310007
Trip on deez nuts.
3f9bb9 No.2310011
I don't know how a guy calls their girlfriend their "best friend and love of my life".
Opposite sexes cannot relate to each other on a best friend level
09d8be No.2310012
3f9bb9 No.2310013
>>2310009
who is that girl you're posting?
>>2310010
What is a TEnka?
24d5d8 No.2310014
>>2310010
you just hate me
c8b6b5 No.2310016
>>2310002
Such is the like of a peasant.
be7bd5 No.2310017
>>2310013
Ururaka Ochako, Uravity. BNHA. Yeet-Queen.
3f9bb9 No.2310019
>>2310016
Why didn't you go for the gold and buy a $4,500 computer?
>that's the one I'm saving up for now
09d8be No.2310020
>>2310015
Well, why not?
>>2310017
Yeet-Queen?
b0bae5 No.2310021
>>2310013
This little ball of adorable right here
>
>>2310014
I hate everyone!
3f9bb9 No.2310022
>>2310017
Fuck that tongue twister
I'm glad you're not posting that 3D red head anymore
2de299 No.2310023
>>2310011
How would you know, you have no friends.
24d5d8 No.2310024
>>2310021
stop lying to me
be7bd5 No.2310025
>>2310020
SHE FUCKING YEETS
cb83c8 No.2310026
3f9bb9 No.2310027
>>2310020
playful bites just aren't enough, I want to draw blood
yours
>>2310021
She's in love with an old man?????/
>>2310023
Are you saying you haven't friendzoned me?
3f9bb9 No.2310028
>>2310026
What are you eating? I hope you're eating water
be7bd5 No.2310029
>>2310026
also, she eat, not like MoMo tho, that girl Eats like cray cray
2de299 No.2310030
>>2310027
You said so yesterday. Stick with your own program.
c8b6b5 No.2310032
>>2310019
You said it yourself, I'm poor.
3f9bb9 No.2310033
>>2310030
i had many friends because of my looks and outgoing personality, but I can't hold the lively attitude for very long and I get mentally drained. I'm an introvert and I need days to recharge myself.
For the friends I do have I love them very much
3f9bb9 No.2310034
>>2310032
I don't believe you are
b0bae5 No.2310035
>>2310024
It's true though.
>>2310027
Who isn't these days?
3f9bb9 No.2310036
>>2310035
me dammit
What are you plans for today?
09d8be No.2310038
>>2310027
Drawing blood might be fine, but not too big an amount.
b0bae5 No.2310039
>>2310036
I'm writing a giant shitpost for another community I'm a part of so I'll probably spend most of the day working on that.
cb83c8 No.2310040
2de299 No.2310041
>>2310033
Like I said before, a prerequisite is genuine goodwill towards people. There is no point to having an outgoing personality without it.
3f9bb9 No.2310043
>>2310037
I don't know, really...
I always thought you were wealthy
What monitor did you get?
>>2310038
So you admit that you're okay with me drawing your blood, that's good to know~
>>2310039
What other community are you part of???
>>2310040
Listen to me.
Drink water
Now
>>2310041
But i don't want people to think I'm dull and boring...
How will I make them love me and do my bidding?
>>2310040
09d8be No.2310044
>>2310043
I said maybe. And my "not a lot" is gonna be less than yours.
3f9bb9 No.2310045
I need to take a break again...
Luka make that thread already
09d8be No.2310047
>>2310045
Gimme a BC thread.
3f9bb9 No.2310048
09d8be No.2310049
c8b6b5 No.2310051
>>2310043
Wealthy compared to who?
d29256 No.2310053
cb83c8 No.2310058