2cdf02 No.2307285
come get your jigglejogglers touched
cda43e No.2307291
Hands off my jugglejogglers.
8acf0f No.2307292
>>2307286
I guess you're in for a surprise then.
2cdf02 No.2307294
nvm that other thread was just some retarded spam
cda43e No.2307295
>>2307286
They do not involve the dicks of others.
Or mine, usually. I think.
a8d218 No.2307296
>>2307293
Why do these exist?
aee060 No.2307297
>>2307287
It's not tho
Maybe I should e-fight u about this in private before I'm sober
>>2307288
They don't have a concept of weebdom
>>2307291
Does that mean balls?
>>2307292
>Loli Spiderman with penis
Stop trying to turn me on
>>2307295
So you just like eating out butts and don't want to use your dick, pretty much? How subby
aee060 No.2307298
I remember who Wish had a big crush on when he was new :^)
e836ce No.2307299
>>2307293
「ラブ」じゃなくて「ラブ」だよ～
>>2307297
>>2307298
Oh, yeah.
That one was fake.
aee060 No.2307301
>>2307299
Why did you fake having a big e-crush on him
What was ur endgame
cda43e No.2307302
>>2307297
>balls.
Looking at OP, I doubt it.
Even though I misspelled it.
>and don't want to use your dick
At least you got something right.
a8d218 No.2307303
aee060 No.2307304
>>2307302
Oh I didn't read it
And that's VERY subby
8acf0f No.2307306
>>2307297
I wasn't trying to.
You just have cock on the mind.
cda43e No.2307307
>>2307304
Subby isn't the right reason.
de3246 No.2307308
Stepdad got me a new computer and I CAN't wait to play video game son it, who want's to play with me~
a8d218 No.2307309
aee060 No.2307310
>>2307305
The fact that he was seen as a source of e-clout by some people really helps to highlight what a big meme the concept of e-clout here is
>>2307306
What was the surprise then
>>2307307
Erectile dysfunction?
>>2307308
-slaps your butt-
06f00c No.2307312
>>2307296
i dont know
>>2307297
how do you know that
>>2307299
なに？
8acf0f No.2307313
>>2307310
I didn't think it was this hard to figure out.
I guess you're just a big idiot.
cda43e No.2307314
>>2307308
Merry Xmas.
What do you play nowadays?
>>2307310
Not at all.
Also, Merry Xmas. Or Yule. Your pick.
e836ce No.2307315
>>2307310
I was also an idiot newfag.
>>2307312
擦だよ！
aee060 No.2307316
>>2307313
Her semen tastes delicious?
>>2307314
What then
Merry Antichristmas
>>2307315
Anyway this confirms u as an MGD
dca01b No.2307317
I was also an idiot newfag
12e070 No.2307318
i'll play with u online cooki~
cda43e No.2307319
>>2307316
Disinterest.
Probably stemming from insecurity, but disinterest nonetheless.
cda43e No.2307320
I still am an idiot newfag tbh.
8acf0f No.2307323
>>2307316
I have a little AI rolling around on my desk taking pictures of me.
It even says my name when it sees me.
aee060 No.2307324
Just realized I forgot to reply to Shio-chan but it was just a convo about lions nuking Japan anyway
>>2307319
If Sabs offered to ride your cock, what would you say?
>>2307321
And that's not the only time u've MGD'd
Pretty rood T B H
>>2307323
Is that some new gen z toy
8acf0f No.2307325
>>2307324
Pretty much
it has alexa built into it too
Its watching me type right now
cda43e No.2307326
>>2307324
Good question.
But I don't have an answer, for I don't know.
12e070 No.2307327
e836ce No.2307328
>>2307322
擦り
こすり
>>2307324
Which other time?
dca01b No.2307329
>>2307321
I should be asleep. Woke up half an hour ago totally randomly
aee060 No.2307330
>>2307325
It's going to send vids of u masturbating to the FBI
And I'll buy them from the FBI for a modest price
>>2307326
U'd probably just explode into a thousand spaghetti noodles
>>2307328
Idk I guess I shouldn't really be mad at u since my feels weren't really working either
8acf0f No.2307331
>>2307330
I turn him around before I bust a nut.
95e0e0 No.2307332
picture related, me after delving into the christmas choccy
06f00c No.2307333
>>2307324
it was an argument on whether lions roar or gao
>>2307328
i know that ばか
but what are you rubbing
e836ce No.2307334
>>2307329
And one of your first instincts was to post here?
Good, you can give me cuddles.
>>2307330
Uh-huh.
>>2307333
My hands to warm them up.
cda43e No.2307335
>>2307330
That's very likely.
What happens after that is an unknown.
aee060 No.2307336
>>2307331
I don't mind if the FBI watches my masturbate
I'm not one of those pussy niggas who puts tape over my webcam
>>2307333
Seriously? That was the argument?
I'm pretty sure they come closer to an "r" sound than a "g" sound, my dude
06f00c No.2307337
>>2307334
warm them up for what?
>>2307336
thats because you pronounce gao like you would in english
e836ce No.2307338
>>2307337
Because they're cold!
12e070 No.2307339
<I'm not one of those pussy niggas who puts tape over my webcam
<I'm not one of those pussy niggas who puts tape over my webcam
<I'm not one of those pussy niggas who puts tape over my webcam
dca01b No.2307340
>>2307334
You didn't read what I said. I woke up half an hour ago, I just arrived here now ^^
8acf0f No.2307341
>>2307336
Hes been taking pictures of me all day though
I know hes doing it
I have access to them
I'm not going to bust a nut on camera
aee060 No.2307342
>>2307334
U were some cheap rebound, after all :^)
Just to be clear I'm talking about WAY back when we actually e-dated
>>2307335
Would it turn you on if Sabs slurped up the spaghetti noodles?
>>2307337
We already established that lions aren't weebs
cda43e No.2307344
>>2307342
Naturally. How is that even a question?
aee060 No.2307345
>>2307341
Why not
Does he post the pictures online
06f00c No.2307346
>>2307338
is it cold there?
its been warm here compared to usual hasnt snowed yet when it usually does
>>2307342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAOOvEmAY7c
e836ce No.2307348
>>2307340
Yes, that's why I said one of your first, not the first! Baka.
>>2307342
Oh, that.
I don't even count that.
8acf0f No.2307349
>>2307345
I'm not sure yet
Hes inside my router already though
12e070 No.2307350
get inside ur mom's router
cda43e No.2307351
>>2307347
>/d/
Please no.
That's terrible.
It's where I sporadically to go to see what kind of impossible shit people like now.
aee060 No.2307352
>>2307346
Why did u link me a video of a lion saying "roar"
>>2307348
Exactly, ur an MGD
I don't quite think of any of the e-relationships I've had here as real relationships
>>2307349
I bet it turns you on not knowing what he might do with your lewds
95e0e0 No.2307353
>>2307345
cute doujinshi....
e836ce No.2307354
>>2307346
Warmer than usual, but still cold.
>>2307352
What a virgin.
06f00c No.2307355
>>2307352
that sounds nothing like roar
>>2307354
so the same here
すりよせる
aee060 No.2307356
>>2307351
I've actually looked for certain things there that turned out to be too extreme for them :^)
Not even meme-ing
>>2307353
Ban's gen z robot is making the images into lewd doujinshi?
>>2307354
Why are you trying to get me to bully u about the fact that you're an actual virgin again
8acf0f No.2307357
>>2307352
He doesn't have any yet.
I would feel dirty doing that
hes like a little robot pet
cda43e No.2307358
>>2307356
>too extreme for /d/
I need to know. What is the limit?
aee060 No.2307359
>>2307355
It's le subjective in the end
>>2307357
You said you turn the camera before u cum so I figured he had lewds of the fap sessions up to that point
I wonder how long it will be before you decide to get off to letting him watch you masturbate
>>2307358
They don't allow certain potty-related stuff
12e070 No.2307360
When I grow up, I wanna be an MGD
cda43e No.2307361
>>2307359
Aw. It's something boring like that. Too bad.
8acf0f No.2307362
>>2307359
I wouldn't even sexually abuse a robot.
aee060 No.2307363
>>2307361
You wouldn't be bored if you did it with Sabs
e836ce No.2307364
>>2307355
手?
>>2307356
I'm saving myself for なちゃん
aee060 No.2307365
>>2307362
I'd sexually abuse a hot robot
I've masturbated to X-J9 before
aee060 No.2307366
>>2307364
Why do u keep going back and forth and playing with his heart
8acf0f No.2307367
>>2307365
But shes not a real robot.
12e070 No.2307368
you should fuck a toaster lol
06f00c No.2307369
>>2307359
i guess so, bye
>>2307364
はい im going to 新潟県立植物園 and maybe 古町
ﾉｼ
e836ce No.2307370
>>2307366
You read into things too much.
>>2307369
最低
cda43e No.2307371
>>2307363
I'm not sure what 'it' is in this context.
But while you're probably right, it ain't happening, so eh.
I'm totally okay with you bringing this up less, by the way.
aee060 No.2307372
>>2307367
Is that canon
What is she
>>2307368
Only a sexy toaster w/ a safe orifice
>>2307369
Lmao
>>2307370
Why would u lie to me like this just cause u don't know what I know
>>2307371
>he wouldn't even eat her poop
It's obviously not love anyway
12e070 No.2307374
>>2307372
:O
you should see the new coffeemaker omg
12e070 No.2307375
e836ce No.2307378
>>2307372
What do you know?
12e070 No.2307379
You don't know what I know
cda43e No.2307382
>>2307380
It is already past.
35e2cb No.2307383
>>2307298
I remember. And she treated him like trash in the end
>>2307308
Stepdad deserves a blow job
>>2307253
You're not allowed to make out with her now.
See what you did?
>>2307256
Ew penises are lewd
and no.. .she doesn't have one yet.
>>2307257
Who is pony?
/)
>>2307258
Focus on me okay sweety?
>>2307259
Man I wish I could read that..
>>2307260
I should shower tmrw, maybe
Most likely not because I don't have work
aee060 No.2307384
>>2307374
Someone made a sexy coffeemaker?
>>2307376
She has a cute personality so I'm sure she'd still be fuckable if she was 3D
>>2307377
I'm pretty drunk :3
>>2307378
I know I'm glad I aborted my e-crush on u because u make things very hard and confusing for poor Shio-chan
35e2cb No.2307385
>>2292509
You're so fake lol
8acf0f No.2307386
>>2307383
Soon then ?
>>2307384
She probably has a vibrate function.
Real women couldn't compete
aee060 No.2307387
>>2307383
Bart is my boyfriend
You should shower EVERY day
I'm not there to just lick you clean, even if I was horny enough
>>2307385
I'm the realest nigga here
Why can't I make one post designed to attract new people; where is the lie in it
12e070 No.2307388
>>2307384
it's a pretty badass coffeemaker. you can even foam milk with it
e836ce No.2307389
>>2307384
I doubt he tells you about our private chats
95e0e0 No.2307390
>>2307387
wtf i told you not to tell anybody...
35e2cb No.2307391
>>2307386
Yup some lucky guy is going to give it to her~
>>2307387
Bard* is girl.
I shower when I can't stand my smell anymore
I would you should enjoy licking my smol body
>>2307387
I'm just saying your kindness seems fake to me
8acf0f No.2307392
Wish just catfishes guys for fun.
35e2cb No.2307393
Wish is smol and she gets her way
e836ce No.2307394
e836ce No.2307395
cda43e No.2307396
>>2307383
It was just a mislink. Sorry Sorry.
>>2307384
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh.
I can't tell. You're no different from usual.
8acf0f No.2307397
Its pretty fun
I know
>>2307391
Disgusting
2cdf02 No.2307398
>>2307383
I'm pony in the same way Trace is.
de3246 No.2307399
>>2307309
any one I don't mind, I can buy one too because I've got a lot of Christmas cash
>>2307310
oh~ I like this game.
>>2307311
naughty
>>2307314
OH MY GOD IT'S FORTUNE WTF WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN I MISS YOU SO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHH
I play anything
>>2307318
I mean we can irl too if you want to that bad~
35e2cb No.2307400
>>2307395
>pretending to be innocent
>>2307396
I am your maker~
>>2307397
Maybe you can that lucky guy??????/
>>2307398
Who is best pony to you???
12e070 No.2307401
>>2307399
:O
are you 18 now? what games~?
also yes.
how was crimbas besides the new computer bb?
cda43e No.2307402
>>2307399
Sporadically around. I've talked at ya a couple of times in the past month, but you always vanish.
Hiya Hiya, Cooki. How ya been?
Merry Christmas.
>>2307400
My maker? What does that even mean?
8acf0f No.2307403
>>2307400
I'm not that lucky
surely
e836ce No.2307405
8acf0f No.2307406
I'm innocent but I want you to piss in my mouth.
de3246 No.2307407
>>2307401
I'm 19, almost 20!!
so much candy and I got tickets to Thailand from my family.
you?
>>2307402
it's college peeling me away from my computer. and sleep.
I've been GREAT you know got fired form my job and poor as a dogs bone, you?
merry xmas CaLL ME ON DIsCORD
de3246 No.2307408
>>2307406
>I want you to piss in my mouth.
oh my god
e836ce No.2307409
cda43e No.2307410
>>2307407
Oof sounds like a tough time. Was it a good job?
I do not have you on Discord.
8acf0f No.2307412
>>2307408
What ?
>>2307409
Do you drink your own piss ?
aee060 No.2307413
>>2307386
Probably a hidden cock that she can let out, too
>>2307388
All I need from a coffeemaker is black coffee and an orifice to fuck
>>2307389
All I'll say is that part of the point of being gay is defeated when u choose to be confusing and indecisive and act like ur on ur period like a woman
>>2307390
Why do you feel the need to keep our relationship secret? v//v
>>2307391
I remember one time he was trying to pretend to be a biological female but I forced him to admit he had a penis
My fetish for licking your smelly unwashed body clean just isn't active right now; maybe I'll lick u all over if u go take a shower
Aren't I kind to you? :3
>>2307396
I was actually avoiding mentioning that person to you but I guess the alcohol made me forget I was doing that
Ur welcome for the fact that I tried, tho
>>2307399
Cute slut :3
>>2307404
What's wrong sweetie
46ca81 No.2307414
Dw Cooki you dont have to pee in my mouth
12e070 No.2307415
>>2307407
well when and where?
what kinda candy do you like? I've been on a twizzlers kick again lately.
Thailand? that's rad. solo trip?
cda43e No.2307417
>>2307413
I'll appreciate the poor attempt.
9ff899 No.2307418
>>2307413
I wish I knew
>>2307411
[screms]
35e2cb No.2307419
>>2307402
I don't know, I'm sorry.
>>2307403
What do you mean?
>>2307404
Hello who are you?
>>2307405
Stop pretending to be nice, we all know who you are
>>2307413
Why would bard do that? v/v
I think I can turn it on... maybe its the food and alcohol... ugh
You're a little kind to me
8acf0f No.2307420
>>2307419
I mean exactly what I said.
cda43e No.2307421
>>2307419
Huh.
Well, alright.
BC, got New Years' resolutions yet?
de3246 No.2307422
>>2307410
no it was a shit job and it's tough but christmas money ;)
Cooki#1659
>>2307412
that was a gross statement
weird kink
>>2307413
always have been, always will be.
>>2307414
never worried about it
>>2307415
any time any place ;)
I've been a fiend for chocolate lately ;-;
I KNOW I'M EXCItED. and it's me, Dad, step mom, step brother.
95e0e0 No.2307423
me, dabbing on all of the haters for the holiday season]
8acf0f No.2307424
>>2307422
I was mocking someone else.
Those aren't my words.
de3246 No.2307425
>>2307424
ok good.
I was going to be distraught
12e070 No.2307426
>>2307422
sleepover^^
cool if i add ur discord too?
i love the dark chocolate ones with raspberry inside x_x
46ca81 No.2307427
>>2307422
Merry Christmas btw
2cdf02 No.2307428
>>2307400
In general? or from the show?
from ITT?
cda43e No.2307429
>>2307422
Ooh, yeah. Bad time of the year to get fired.
aee060 No.2307430
Innocence is just an imaginary meme btw
Purity culture is for people who like being subs to creeds invented by jews
>>2307416
Nice hard vibrating metal cock
>>2307417
Why are u even awake
U could have avoided that bullying if u had just gone to bed hours ago
>>2307418
Aw -hugs warmly- ♥
I think you're the cuter one between Okuu and you
>>2307419
Cos he wants to be fucked like a cute girl
Maybe it's that I came hard enough on your face last night that I'm not super horny like that
I'm pretty kind to you :3
>>2307422
Good
Maybe some day you'll even have a high enough slut level to pee in Ban's mouth
8acf0f No.2307431
>>2307425
I would never let someone pee in my mouth.
cda43e No.2307432
>>2307430
I never go to bed this early. ew.
8acf0f No.2307433
>>2307430
The robot brothels got shut down though.
aee060 No.2307434
>>2307432
Night IS the best time of day
>>2307433
What's this about? Were there robot brothels in Japan or something
e836ce No.2307435
>>2307412
Gross.
>>2307413
Maybe I'm just a girl irl.
cda43e No.2307436
>>2307434
I totally agree.
8acf0f No.2307437
>>2307434
I don't remember what country it was in but angry feminists got it shut down or something.
I don't know the details
>>2307435
Only into other peoples piss huh ?
35e2cb No.2307438
>>2307420
>420
well if you say so, i'm sure you can get the best girl if you put your heart into it~
>>2307421
Hmm New Years resolution, huh....
M-maybe I can be an extremely nice person for a whole year?
What about you?
>>2307423
-giggles-
you're so silly~
>>2307428
The main 5
Twilight
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Apple Jack
Rarity
>>2307430
Cute girls don't get fucked hard only fat girls do.
Guys are more inclined to go harder if they think the girl can take it. Fat bitches have the best sex
Did you really cum hard last night? :o
But why are you kind to me? I don't deserve it
2cdf02 No.2307439
>>2307438
oh
fluttershy i guess
e836ce No.2307440
>>2307437
Piss is gross, just like you.
8acf0f No.2307441
>>2307438
Who is the best girl right now ?
35e2cb No.2307442
I wonder if MGD knows I'm using the folder he gave to me 8 years ago...
35e2cb No.2307443
>>2307439
What? No Pinkie Pie is best pony!
35e2cb No.2307444
>>2307441
Best girl out of what?
de3246 No.2307445
>>2307426
YES SLEEPOVER
and yes add me
>>2307427
merry christmas ya wild animal
>>2307429
mhmm
>>2307430
ew ew no peeing ew X.X
>>2307431
XnX never do
8acf0f No.2307446
>>2307440
Yeah i'm sure i'm disgusting to you.
>>2307445
The idea makes me sick.
cda43e No.2307447
>>2307438
I don't do resolutions, I just didn't know where to steer the conversation.
How do you know you've been nice enough?
2cdf02 No.2307448
>>2307443
well fluttershy has the best yay
also she was my favourite when actually watching the show
i guess pinkie pie posters have gaslighted me over the years
35e2cb No.2307449
>>2307447
But I want to keep talking about your cum :<
Well... when someone points it out I guess...
I tried being nice this year but it wasn't enough...
>>2307448
I just love how the same person VA fluttershy and pinkie
For a person to have so much energy is amazing
Oh man I only saw the first season... then my life got a bit out of hand...
aee060 No.2307450
>>2307435
You have periods more often than a normal girl does
>>2307436
Let there be an eternal night
>>2307437
Angry feminists just want to monopolize having a pussy
There is already boipussy, tho
Robots aren't even necessary
>>2307438
Bart would BEG the man to fuck him as hard as possible
I did; I was pretty horny
Deserving is a matter of opinion; I just do what comes naturally to me :3 Death to moralfaggotry
>>2307445
So vanilla :3
35e2cb No.2307452
>>2307450
i don't believe master would do something like that...
How much did you shoot?
You should be naturally mean to me like everyone else v_v
e836ce No.2307453
>>2307450
Make a calendar.
cda43e No.2307454
>>2307449
That's fine by me, really.
Ask me if you've been nice enough later, then.
>>2307450
That's a bit much. Ruins the novelty.
95e0e0 No.2307456
christmas is almost over....
It's almost time for the next big holiday event.....
My birthday :3
d86eb7 No.2307458
>>2307456
Unimportant. New Years soon though.
95e0e0 No.2307459
>>2307457
Same thing..........
35e2cb No.2307460
>>2307454
Have I been nice enough to you throughout the years?
>>2307455
Are you not comfortable talking about this subject? You do realize Pinkie is the best right?
>>2307456
MGD MGD MGD
9ff899 No.2307461
>>2307430
Yeah Okuu is pretty stinky, so thats not hard.
95e0e0 No.2307462
>>2307458
no...it's the most important meal of the day
35e2cb No.2307463
I forgot Bard's birthday was January 1st
35e2cb No.2307465
I guess since ol' Rumia is never coming back I can take her avatar
cda43e No.2307466
>>2307460
Mhm. I think you have. In your own special way.
12e070 No.2307467
2cdf02 No.2307468
>>2307460
that was meant as "pinkie was my favourite when watching the show"
de3246 No.2307469
>>2307446
my stomach is swirling thinking about it.
>>2307450
don't make fun of me
95e0e0 No.2307470
>>2307464
you're invited to the birthday party....all the cool kids are coming
we're going to have laser tag
it'll be so cool
aee060 No.2307471
>>2307451
There are some trans people on Tumblr who would get mad about "fetishization" like that
Like???? Why? I like cocks and femininity, so what
If only that website was deleted on the 17th like everyone hoped it would be, but staff were pussies and didn't even ban anyone
>>2307452
He's a very subby boi
Idk, I just came in the toy I was using and didn't measure the cum, but it felt pretty good
"Should" is a matter of opinion :^) My Father has simply wired me to be a patron saint of those who the herd opposes, I guess
>>2307453
Did u get off to providing imaginary period info for me to use to make that one calendar
>>2307454
It would prevent the sun from annoying me when I'm driving
I really want more SNOW soon
>>2307456
Are u babby new year
>>2307461
Yeah I'd much rather drunkenly e-makeout with you than him
>>2307469
I'm just kidding, sweetie -squeezes your ass-
95e0e0 No.2307473
>>2307471
im gonna be 23.....
8acf0f No.2307474
>>2307469
Think about drinking lemonade instead or maybe eating a yellow snowcone.
>>2307471
Did they remove all the porn though ?
I hope that makes people leave it
8acf0f No.2307475
>>2307470
I'm pretty good at anything that involves shooting
I never miss
de3246 No.2307476
Fortune is bullying me in Discord
halp
>>2307471
oof~
>>2307474
yellow snow is a no no
cda43e No.2307477
>>2307471
While driving? Ew.
8acf0f No.2307478
>>2307476
Why ?
Pikachu themed snowcones though
e836ce No.2307479
>>2307471
No, I made it up on the spot and then forgot about it.
de3246 No.2307480
fortune likes to juggle balls i guess???
>>2307478
no that's pee snow
35e2cb No.2307481
>>2307466
im sorry for always saying I want to eat you.. but i kinda do lol
>>2307467
with human pepperoni
i can't believe i spelled that right
>>2307468
its not about being someone's favorite. Pinkie the BEST pon3 in that whole show
>>2307469
hi cooki how have you been?
>>2307471
master is not a sub, please stop...
can you ask him why he is ignoring me? I miss him so much
that's so lewd >///<
i shouldn't think about that...
Nice pic you got there
you have a nice dad :*
but being nice to me isn't worth it. people will shun you
8acf0f No.2307482
>>2307480
No it just looks like it.
2cdf02 No.2307483
>>2307481
What's so good about her?
cda43e No.2307484
>>2307481
And I've never minded you saying so.
Not at all.
dca01b No.2307485
Can Fortune bully anyone?
cda43e No.2307487
>>2307485
This is the response I was hoping for.
aee060 No.2307488
>>2307473
I forgot how much younger u are than me
I'll be 26 in a couple months :3
>>2307474
They hid a lot of porn and a lot of things that aren't porn or nudity at all and a lot of porn is still showing
Basically they can't do anything right
>>2307476
Do you like getting buttfucked?
>>2307477
The strong can survive it
>>2307479
It involved you getting attention, so you pretty much definitely masturbated
>>2307481
Because ur MGD
I made that in Photoshop :3
Obviously by "my Father" I meant Satan
And they won't even shun me; I'm the alpha male here
de3246 No.2307489
>>2307481
I'm good! you?
>>2307482
hmmm
>>2307485
yes he cannnn he's being a butt.
i miss you~
>>2307488
no ew
35e2cb No.2307490
>>2307483
Autism lol
>>2307484
Can I eat you for real?
>arm candy's you
8acf0f No.2307491
>>2307488
So everyone got upset over nothing ?
2cdf02 No.2307492
>>2307490
More like mountains of cocaine
aee060 No.2307493
>>2307489
Yeah, you are surprisingly vanilla :3
It's okay tho, you're still a cute slut -pets your hair-
>>2307491
Porn is against the rules still
People don't like that and they also don't like that @staff is retards who can't even implement their bad changes without fucking everything up in general
e836ce No.2307494
>>2307485
You're the biggest bully.
>>2307488
I don't actually masturbate when I get attention
Shio-chan told me I didn't masturbate enough
aee060 No.2307495
>>2307494
He's probably right
Maybe u'd be less grumpy if u masturbated more
cda43e No.2307496
>>2307488
Evidently. People are still around.
>>2307490
No. You can not. I need my body to live, really.
de3246 No.2307497
>>2307493
hmmmm on here, in public.
Ask SD how lewd I am, or Loodz, or Fortune.. HEck even NEzi and Cato.
8acf0f No.2307498
>>2307493
Well it doesn't bother me at all
maybe the website will die off
I really only go to it to get pictures sometimes
e836ce No.2307499
>>2307495
You should stop being alive.
35e2cb No.2307500
>>2307485
Tomorrow is Wednesday
>>2307488
I'm not MGD anymore, I'm Rumia now :/
You are quite skilled in the shoop now. Did you buy or steal it?
Well both your fathers seem pretty nice to me..
Is Satan nice in general?
I guess I'll have to make them shun you >_<
>>2307489
I'm okay
anything new with you?
>>2307492
I really admire her character because she so good with people, cheers everyone up, she's so happy and outgoing and I just wanted to be like her so much... but its way to hard...
>>2307496
but I raelly want to know what you taste like ><
de3246 No.2307501
>>2307500
no job, school, living at home with mom.
living the life man
cda43e No.2307502
>>2307500
Are there other ways to find out?
dca01b No.2307503
>>2307487
Are you bullying though?
>>2307489
Are we talking about the same person?
And you know where to find me. Just saw you got tickets for Thailand, I'm pretty jealous.
>>2307494
Why!
>>2307500
So it is, what happens on wednesday?
35e2cb No.2307504
>>2307501
god you're so lucky
fuck working
yeah save your money while you're living at home
how's the wrestling thing going? you're going to debut in MMA soon?
>>2307502
no... I don't think so, I want you to be fully aware of my teeth chopping into you
2cdf02 No.2307506
>>2307500
pinkie is an extreme example of being extroverted/sociable/outgoing, but it shouldn't be difficult as long as you have genuine goodwill towards people.
aee060 No.2307507
>>2307496
Too many of them, imo
If only I had the Thanos glove
>>2307497
There's no reason to be shy, silly
If you like getting buttfucked, just admit it and be a proud slut
The age of shame is over
>>2307498
Hopefully it will
Pinterest is pretty good for pictures too, perhaps better
>>2307499
Said the tsun boi of the year
>>2307500
I don't think I should answer that question :3
Satan is malefically benevolent and benevolently malefic
It won't work; I'm too e-powerful
cda43e No.2307508
>>2307503
Nooooo. I'm not.
I just accidentally called her something she called me just before that.
>>2307504
Yeah. No. Not happening. I'm squeamish.
cda43e No.2307509
>>2307507
Surely you can do better than him.
8acf0f No.2307510
>>2307507
I strongly dislike the layout of that website though.
Tumblr at least has that going for them
dca01b No.2307511
>>2307505
Oh yeah? Looking forward to it?
>>2307508
Omg Fortune you can't just call people names, what the hell man
e836ce No.2307512
>>2307503
You disappeared before providing cuddles.
>>2307507
I-It's not like I wanted to be voted most tsundere or something, baka...
cda43e No.2307513
>>2307511
It was a slip of the tongue!
35e2cb No.2307514
>>2307506
-places your hand on my chest-
goodwill doesn't exist in my heart...
I think my second favorite is Twilight
What about you?
>>2307507
Damn I was hoping to get you in trouble with the FBI
And I stole mine, I don't give a fuck what the FBI does to me. They're useless they can't even get Trump impeached.
Too many big words.
Hmm it wouldn't hurt to try... I just have to make them hate me more than Alice
>>2307508
just your arm... that's all I want..
>>2307511
no... I'm scared... I won't be alone...
what do?
8acf0f No.2307515
Wasn't Luka voted the cutest poster ?
cda43e No.2307516
>>2307514
I kinda need that for like just about all of my hobbies.
95e0e0 No.2307517
luka is hands down the cutest
8acf0f No.2307518
I voted for myself
Think I got one vote total
I'm pretty cute
dca01b No.2307519
>>2307512
Oops! But surely someone else could take my place.
>>2307513
You better apologize to her right now, sincerely
e836ce No.2307520
>>2307519
Why would I want that?
aee060 No.2307521
>>2307509
It's probably not very crowded where u are, right?
The Netherlands seem nice
>>2307510
There are other things to dislike about Tumblr
A benefit of Pinterest is that there's not much talking
>>2307512
Well it's a form of attention, so of course u did
>>2307514
I thought u were pro-Trump
People here seem to kind of like you, really :3
>>2307515
Yeah but Wish was voted most tsundere
2cdf02 No.2307522
>>2307514
uhuh.
I guess twilight, yeah
8acf0f No.2307523
>>2307521
Can you even talk on pinterest ?
>Yeah but Wish was voted most tsundere
I guess people don't think thats the cutest
de3246 No.2307524
>>2307503
yes Ruben
I'll take you with me?
>>2307504
oh no wrestling stopped a while ago, i got hurt.
>>2307507
no i don't like butt stuff at all
de3246 No.2307525
Soto has a REALLY white name for a yellow person
cda43e No.2307526
>>2307521
I live in the center of the biggest city in the province, right near all the big stores.
But I still wouldn't call it busy.
95e0e0 No.2307527
I felt cute in this pic
might delete later.....
e836ce No.2307529
>>2307521
By that logic then I'd want to be voted KYS master or best cyberer too then!
35e2cb No.2307530
bye everyone merry christmas <3
>>2307515
I voted for her because she is
>>2307516
yeah I kinda need it to eat...
-hugs and sniffs your neck-
hn..
g-goodnight <3
>>2307517
/thread
>>2307518
narc
>>2307521
i don't know what I am anymore... Trump won't build the wall and its pissing me off
I don't want people to like me ;~;
They should already love me...
Goodnight Erio I love you <3
>>2307522
Hey -boops your forehead- stop being shy ><
goodnight~
>>2307524
oh damn...
take your calcium
and vitamin K
goodnight cookie
cda43e No.2307532
>>2307530
Goodnight, BC. See ya soon.
aee060 No.2307533
>>2307523
Not that I know of; that's part of the beauty of it
And maybe the kawaii category was RIGGED
>>2307524
You're probably the kind of person who thinks handcuffs are super kinky ^^
>>2307526
I should definitely visit more of Europe eventually
I was in Slovakia last year and it's super pretty
>>2307529
Anything you could get, I'm sure
But we all knew who would win best cyberer
>>2307530
I don't unironically have a political orientation
Goodnight sweetie; I love you too -kissu-
dca01b No.2307534
>>2307514
Be stealthy? Or pretend to go to the bathroom?
>>2307520
Why wouldn't you?
>>2307524
Sounds good, when are we leaving?
cda43e No.2307535
I am the cutest poster. No contest.
8acf0f No.2307536
>>2307533
How could it possibly be rigged ?
e836ce No.2307537
I don't want to vote for any of those
>>2307533
Eh, Shio was better.
>>2307534
I don't just go for anyone.
d86eb7 No.2307538
>>2307531
You spelled your fuckin' name wrong, idiot.
8acf0f No.2307539
>>2307535
Check the strawpoll
all the votes are for me
8acf0f No.2307540
>>2307538
Gotta keep them off my trail.
cda43e No.2307541
>>2307533
I wasn't even sure whether that's in Europe, honestly.
>>2307539
Because I'm not an option, and your name is the most like mine.
cda43e No.2307542
>>2307539
Also that's not even true.
8acf0f No.2307543
>>2307542
How is it untrue ?
d86eb7 No.2307544
>>2307540
Fucking name thief.
8acf0f No.2307545
>>2307544
Who wore it better ?
dca01b No.2307547
>>2307537
Guess you're all out of luck then!
aee060 No.2307548
>>2307536
Maybe Luka was bribing people with e-blowjobs behind the scenes
>>2307537
Well you had a huge e-crush on Bart, so I think you just get turned on by people who can't type coherently :^)
>>2307541
It's in eastern Europe
8acf0f No.2307549
>>2307548
Luka is a secret slut
A naughty Christmas slut
cda43e No.2307550
>>2307543
Wait. Nevermind.
>>2307548
Yeah, I know. But if you'd told me it was in Asia, I wouldn't have been sure enough to say you're wrong without looking it up.
8acf0f No.2307551
>>2307550
Guess I win the cute wars of 12/25/18
de3246 No.2307552
why am i not on the list
>>2307530
nini
>>2307533
oh no
>>2307534
spring break
aee060 No.2307553
>>2307549
What happened to Cute Gang btw
Did u already disband it
>>2307550
And Amerifafs are supposed to be the ones bad @ geography
>>2307552
That's just a screencap of the votes
Get better at e-fucking maybe
8acf0f No.2307556
>>2307553
We lost so much traction when you refused to join.
Infighting broke out and the gang only has a few members left alive.
de3246 No.2307557
>>2307553
oh~~` I'm pretty good at it tbh
cda43e No.2307560
>>2307553
I consider myself pretty bad at it. Eastern Europe is tough, yo.
8acf0f No.2307562
Do you guys thing lewds would cuddle me if I asked ?
aee060 No.2307564
>>2307555
-pets u-
>>2307556
Who are they
Ban, Archives, and Nezumi?
>>2307557
Maybe you just need to have e-sex with more people so they know, then
Promote ur brand
>>2307560
Yeah it's a kind of obscure country
Very pretty, tho
It's pretty much a bunch of little towns scattered around in big open hilly nature, or at least the part I was in was
>>2307561
Looks like it's your bedtime, ho
8acf0f No.2307566
>>2307564
Yeah, all of them are pretty badass.
cda43e No.2307567
>>2307564
I've not been to many such places. I've only been here, Britain, Belgium and Poland.
And Germany, often. But Germany doesn't count.
Also Cooki is great at e-sex. Don't bully.
11e681 No.2307568
de3246 No.2307569
>>2307562
no he would cuddle me tho
>>2307564
god no
95e0e0 No.2307570
>>2307568
I was bowing
hewwo....
11e681 No.2307571
8acf0f No.2307572
>>2307569
E-thots keep throwing pussy around
you're basically cheating
aee060 No.2307574
>>2307565
Well, earlier would be better
Do you have work tomorrow?
>>2307566
They're pretty cute femboys, too
>>2307567
I was just at an airport in Poland cos of a connecting flight. Only other European country I've been to besides Slovakia was Hungary for like a day
Which of those places you've been to do you like best?
You've e-sexed her? That's not surprising at all, actually :3 And I'm just encouraging her
>>2307569
So unambitious
11e681 No.2307575
de3246 No.2307576
>>2307572
nah i don't even throw my pussy at him
I just send him cute snapchats and stay his favorite
>>2307574
why don't you call me on Discord and tell me im
>unambitious
e836ce No.2307577
>>2307574
No, of course not.
cda43e No.2307580
>>2307574
Nah, I haven't. But I was teasing her about saying it.
Poland. Hands down. London was the worst.
8acf0f No.2307581
>>2307574
I don't think any of them are.
>>2307576
Like I said
Cheating
de3246 No.2307582
>>2307579
you love me right~?
de3246 No.2307583
>>2307581
i've also got boobs, he likes those.
Loodz is a QT for sure
8acf0f No.2307584
>>2307583
I'm flat like a board
de3246 No.2307585
>>2307584
I've got little handfulls,
i think he just likes my ass. that thing is HUGE
8acf0f No.2307586
>>2307585
I like skeletons
ebb586 No.2307587
>>2307372
?
>>2307537
>Eh, Shio was better.
まじ？
de3246 No.2307588
e836ce No.2307589
>>2307587
We haven't done that, ばか
ebb586 No.2307590
>>2307589
Then why say it ばか
11e681 No.2307591
>>2307578
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
e836ce No.2307592
>>2307590
He's fun to mess with.
ebb586 No.2307593
>>2307592
good point
how was christmas
e836ce No.2307594
>>2307593
Lonely without you there to celebrate with me~
aee060 No.2307595
>>2307576
I'm not sure if that's some kind of threat or an attempt to seduce me into voice sex
>>2307580
Why tho
London seems interesting
>>2307581
You don't need to be shy about it; it's a selling point for ur club
>>2307587
-pets u-
>>2307592
You were the only one who got triggered in the end
You're too low level to really mess with me
aee060 No.2307596
I'm not sure which of u is easier to trigger tho
e836ce No.2307597
>>2307595
You're too low level to even talk to me.
cda43e No.2307598
>>2307595
I spend a week there living with some woman in a house with over 180 statues of Jesus, and we travelled by Subway.
It's just not a pretty place. It's a huuuuge city with some nice viewing points and a whole lot of lesser.
ebb586 No.2307599
>>2307594
but i dont celebrate christmas ばか
did you at least get any good gifts
>>2307595
did you enjoy yule or whatever it is
8acf0f No.2307600
>>2307595
Then its doomed to fail.
aee060 No.2307601
>>2307597
If you remove yourself from my divine light, it's ur loss
>>2307598
Yeah I guess cities tend to be pretty similar to each other overall anyway
>>2307599
Yeah I ate a lot of food and I'm drunk
e836ce No.2307602
>>2307599
You wouldn't celebrate it with me?
Yeah, of course.
cda43e No.2307603
>>2307601
Pretty much.
I've been told by other people they like mine, Zwolle, but I don't really see it.
ebb586 No.2307604
>>2307601
didnt you say your parents were christians
>>2307602
>You wouldn't celebrate it with me?
maybe if its you
>Yeah, of course.
what?
e836ce No.2307605
>>2307604
Good boy.
>what?
Give me a minute, I'll show you.
de3246 No.2307606
https://vimeo.com/308243978
look at me being gross
this is how I drtink cum
11e681 No.2307608
>>2307606
you forgot to extend the pinky
smh not fancy enough
>>2307607
well okay then.
aee060 No.2307609
I find it hard to believe that anyone could unironically think they can step to me these days, T B H
I'm basically your god; anyone who challenges me ends up butthurt
>>2307603
The pics on Google look kind of pretty
>>2307604
What does that have to do with anything?
aee060 No.2307610
>>2307600
U posted right before my post and that caused me to pull a Blood-chan mistake and miss it
cda43e No.2307611
>>2307609
Maybe I'm just spoiled.
de3246 No.2307612
>>2307608
oh sorry love
>>2307609
DID YOU ADD ME ON DISCORD OR WHAT
aee060 No.2307613
>>2307611
Idk, I said "kind of"
Nature and smaller European towns are prettiest imo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
95e0e0 No.2307614
>>2307609
is the god of a dying imageboard of less than 30 any god at all?
Doubtful
aee060 No.2307615
>>2307612
I have you added, silly :3
Also I replied to your post >>2307595
8acf0f No.2307616
>>2307610
I'm extra doomed then.
aee060 No.2307617
>>2307614
>implying my divinity is confined to here
But it's smart of u to acknowledge me as ur ruler
>>2307616
Maybe you should just offer people e-blowjobs to get them to join ur club like you do to get their tripcodes
de3246 No.2307618
>>2307615
message me there
cda43e No.2307619
>>2307613
We have a lot of parks, but outside of those it's mostly just buildings and water.
95e0e0 No.2307620
>>2307617
you might not be able to feel emotionally
but physically i could beat you easily
9a5e76 No.2307621
>>2307605
はいはい
>>2307609
so wont they celebrate a christian christmas and not yule
8acf0f No.2307622
>>2307617
I don't need members as badly as I need tripcodes.
11e681 No.2307623
hey archives i found a webm of you
8acf0f No.2307624
>>2307623
What the hell happened to me ?
cda43e No.2307625
>>2307623
This guy is just owning it.
This isn't half as cringey as the dialog would make one think.
aee060 No.2307626
>>2307618
I'm not really horny right now and I should sleep soon
I guess I can try out your e-pussy some time soon if you want
>>2307620
"I may be losing to you at chess, b-but I could beat you at tennis!"
Any pussy boi can say stuff like this online and at the end of the day I have no reason to go to Iowa
My emotions can get pretty intense; I'm just not weak and vulnerable :3
>>2307621
The only christian thing that happened was my grandpa raising a toast to "baby jesus" and me ignoring it
95e0e0 No.2307627
>>2307626
The imageboard god who travels across the world doesn't have the balls to come to iowa
I'm not surprised
It doesn't matter how :3 and cool you present yourself as online
If you think I'm weak
I hate to imagine what you are because I know quite simply I could break every limb in your body much easier than you could mine
de3246 No.2307629
>>2307626
you're dumb I just wanted to talk ;-;
aee060 No.2307630
>>2307627
"Ook ook me physically strong and can beat u in imaginary fight, it doesn't matter that I have mental breakdowns over shitposts"
At least I could afford to go to Iowa if it was worth it; are you still working at Taco Bell? :^)
>>2307629
I'm just teasing ♥ -huggu-
9a5e76 No.2307631
>>2307626
theyre christian but dont celebrate a christian holiday properly?
>>2307628
(｡>﹏<｡)
aee060 No.2307632
>>2307631
Like I said, it's not really very christian :^)
What are trees, exchanging gifts, candy canes etc. supposed to have to do with christianity?
aee060 No.2307633
Honestly, Bart will probably die a virgin who works at Taco Bell
Very sad
95e0e0 No.2307634
>>2307630
Nothing imaginary about it
I will fight you any day
I have mats and the place
You can pretend to be a god online
until you understand the true struggle that is fighting you won't be anything close
If you're a god
I'm much greater than you will ever be
aee060 No.2307635
>>2307634
Talking about imaginary physical fights online is pointless; every lil bitch boi does it and it just makes you look like a nigger
Work on improving your life in ways that matter :3
9a5e76 No.2307636
>>2307632
arent you meant to celebrate the birth of jesus or something
aee060 No.2307637
Like, really? Your idea of "being a god" is gay wrestling with your friends while making minimum wage at Taco Bell? VERY sad
95e0e0 No.2307638
>>2307635
the fact is I know I can back it up because I've spent the past 2 years learning specifically how to fight
the offer is on the table from now until I die
I will always have the offer extended and you will never take it
You're not a god
and if you are you're the most pitiful god I've ever heard of
I would be ashamed to worship a piss drinking online child molesting 'god'
aee060 No.2307639
I bet Bart's anus still tightens at the mention of MGD's name
>>2307636
That's mainly done at xmas eve church services and stuff that I don't go to
cda43e No.2307640
Night guys. Happy Xmas'n stuff.
95e0e0 No.2307641
>>2307637
You're the one who's claiming to be a god
you're not a god
you're nothing close
e836ce No.2307642
>>2307631
I'd buy you lots of awesome gifts like that if you celebrated Christmas~
aee060 No.2307643
>>2307638
You don't seem to get that you're thinking like a caveman
The spice really did a number on you
de3246 No.2307644
>>2307630
M E S S A G E
M E
95e0e0 No.2307645
>>2307643
I'm closer to a caveman than you are a god
I can admit that
you're the one going around claiming to be the god of the internet
9a5e76 No.2307647
>>2307639
so christians had their holiday cucked?
>>2307642
is it too late to start celebrating it
e836ce No.2307648
>>2307647
There's always next year.
aee060 No.2307649
>>2307640
Happy Yule
>>2307641
That term is kind of vague
In terms of power in this world though, I run a business and you're a virgin who works at Taco Bell :3
>>2307644
I don't really feel like doing voice lol
>>2307645
You're closer to a caveman than any of us, my dude :^)
>>2307646
I wasn't even trying to trigger him this time and it happened anyway
Bart is fun
>>2307647
Families who are more obsessively christian would probably make religion more of a focus
11e681 No.2307650
>>2307624
cocaine's a hell of a drug
95e0e0 No.2307651
>>2307649
You might have status over me
but until you've been in one fight
or until you've been in 10
or until you've been in 100s
you won't understand the level of skills that someone like me or subtle who are trained to fight operate on
and even though you may have social dominance
I can physically dominate you any day of the year. I'm more than willing to prove myself because i have tested myself. unlike you, the self proclaimed 'god'
9a5e76 No.2307652
>>2307648
is christmas like it is in anime?
>>2307649
this is too confusing
e836ce No.2307653
>>2307652
Yes, pretty much.
d86eb7 No.2307654
Yes, it's exactly like anime.
de3246 No.2307655
>>2307649
>>2307649
you don't have to voice cunt I'm playing video games just message ,e there so i know WHICH ONE you are
9a5e76 No.2307656
>>2307653
>>2307654
seems easy i guess i can
e836ce No.2307657
>>2307656
Good boy, *pets*
aee060 No.2307658
>>2307651
>more "I could beat u in a fight irl" that you can't even afford to come try to prove
If only physical strength mattered in the modern world anywhere near as much as you think it does; maybe your life wouldn't be so pathetic :3
>>2307652
It was just a casual xmas gathering, my dude
>>2307655
There lol
You're so cute
8acf0f No.2307659
>>2307649
If you're an internet got i'm the internet lil purp.
>>2307650
I've never done it
the worst thing I've ever done was weed really
I was addicted to oxycontin for like 2 months though
Never done it outside of that time frame though
d86eb7 No.2307660
But you also have to have Christmas dinner and go to Mass.
11e681 No.2307661
>>2307659
weed culture is cringy af
9a5e76 No.2307662
>>2307657
あああ
>>2307658
so it was like anime christmas?
aee060 No.2307663
>>2307659
Bart has truly demonstrated my internet divinity with how easily he succumbed to caveman rage over my godlike shitposting
Idk who lil purp is btw
>>2307660
I didn't go to mass and what does eating have to do with religion
95e0e0 No.2307664
>>2307658
you're not my god
the only people on this bard you are the god of is shitheads like blood chan
8acf0f No.2307665
>>2307661
I agree with that
saying af is cringy too though
I'm assuming you don't actually think its cool though
>>2307663
He fucked iCarly and made a song about it.
aee060 No.2307666
>>2307664
It seems like I have a lot of power over your emotions, my dude
d86eb7 No.2307667
>>2307663
>what does eating have to do with religion
...a lot, actually. This is a dumb question Erio, think about fasting and communion as just two examples.
aee060 No.2307668
>>2307665
How old is she now
She's kind of forever a loli in my head so that sounds pedophilic
aee060 No.2307669
>>2307667
That's a dumb interpretation of what I said
I mean eating dinner isn't inherently religious
95e0e0 No.2307670
>>2307666
And I have that much power over you physically
if you were a real god
you'd have no fear accepting my challenge because you would win
you're not a god
you never will be a god
and you're no greater than anyone else on this board
8acf0f No.2307671
>>2307668
25 years old
She lives near me I think
11e681 No.2307672
>>2307665
what? that term is lit af fam
d86eb7 No.2307674
>>2307669
You're a dumb interpretation.
So? My listing Christmas dinner didn't have anything to do with religion in the first place, so NO YOU.
8acf0f No.2307675
>>2307672
haha now thats wicked
aee060 No.2307677
>>2307670
You don't have any power over me physically; we're not even near each other. All you can do is rage like an impotent caveman yelling at the sky :3
But sure, I accept, my dude. Come to Pittsburgh :^)
>>2307671
Wow she's the same age as me
Crazy how time works
>>2307674
Not sure what u were responding to then
95e0e0 No.2307678
>>2307677
if you genuinely think of yourself as a god of /animus/ you need mental help
having the prettiest wife at the incest farm doesn't mean shit
your narcississm has gone much too far if you genuinely feel you're a god over the people who post here
8acf0f No.2307679
Don't ever try and debate me.
I'm a demigod.
You're just going to embarrass yourself.
<Cute Gang
af6bd7 No.2307680
To be fair Erio has Bebop and Badfox in a vice by the nuts. His power is strong, but not wide spread.
8acf0f No.2307681
>>2307677
Did you get fucked by lil pump at any point ?
Also i'm pretty sure I met her sister
she looked a lot like her and had the same last name
I don't even know if she has one or not though lmao
8acf0f No.2307682
I have Test by the beard.
Erio has no ground to stand on when it comes to facing me.
af6bd7 No.2307683
Test and I shared a bed.
He is forever mine.
8acf0f No.2307684
Did you feel up his ass ?
aee060 No.2307685
>>2307678
Maybe the funniest part is that you've been raging over a shitpost this whole time
It makes me feel pretty divine, tbh :^)
>>2307679
Yeah I came in ur mum and then u were born so you're half god
>>2307680
Originally I was just meme-ing over the fact that I'm pretty centered and grounded and that it seems to be easy for me to trigger people even tho they can't really bother me
Bart just proved my point if anything :^)
af6bd7 No.2307688
>>2307685
You do come off as someone that is very punchable.
8acf0f No.2307689
What was it like ?
>>2307685
I was injected with the power of a god at birth.
Nothing can hold me back anymore.
95e0e0 No.2307690
>>2307685
if it was really a shitpost I'm not going to continue this
the only person who knows if it is or isn't and you
and if it was the only person whos pride will be hurt is mine and vice versa
the end
9a5e76 No.2307691
>>2307687
for just petting?
af6bd7 No.2307692
I was pretty wasted. I threw up after.
8acf0f No.2307693
That must have been one nasty ass.
8acf0f No.2307695
How soft are we talking though ?
af6bd7 No.2307696
aee060 No.2307697
>>2307688
You love me tho
>>2307689
Spread the divine lawlessness throughout VR Chat
>>2307690
At the core, I think everyone has the potential to be the god of their own mind and life. They just have to seize that potential
Physical stuff is underrated by a lot of people imo, but it's definitely not a basket to put all your eggs in. You should strengthen your mind too
e836ce No.2307698
>>2307691
*pet pet*
Such a good girl.
8acf0f No.2307699
>>2307697
I haven't been on that game in a long time.
af6bd7 No.2307700
>>2307697
Eh. I'm pretty neutral either way with you.
aee060 No.2307703
>>2307662
Sorry just realized I missed this
Yeah pretty much I guess, except for a prayer and toast I ignored
>>2307699
Makes sense, you've been here a lot more
Which is good. You're MY shota
>>2307700
I pretty much like everyone here
There isn't really anyone I dislike but I think there are a few people who I don't notice the existence of much
af6bd7 No.2307704
>>2307703
You really like me though, right?
af0ada No.2307705
A good sleep does wonders taking the "right now" off of the "I want to die right now"
Still want to die, just less right now
Merry Christmas, biological family
Never speak to me again
af6bd7 No.2307707
>>2307705
What has you upset you, my child?
95e0e0 No.2307708
>>2307697
yeah yeah fair enough
they go hand in hand kind of
I feel it may be hard at first for you to see that i have progressed quite a bit too. maybe hard to tell since it's been so long since we've had any menaingful conversation but admitedily it grants a confidence
e836ce No.2307709
>>2307706
I was talking about you!
8acf0f No.2307710
>>2307703
Maybe I should start playing again then.
af0ada No.2307712
>>2307707
Go back to shoving animals up your ass towards the thought of test's supple butt
af6bd7 No.2307713
>>2307712
I am actually asking.
aee060 No.2307716
>>2307704
Yes silly
-pats your head-
>>2307705
Do you wanna talk about what's wrong, sweetie
>>2307708
"As above, so below" :^)
Hmm, yeah, your raging was more breakdown-like in the past than it was this time :3
e836ce No.2307717
>>2307715
Too bad, I'm borrowing it~
20f353 No.2307719
>>2307717
and ill borrow yours ばか
95e0e0 No.2307720
>>2307716
There's alot of social cues that are hard to portray online
this community has always had different social dynamics from real life and i treat it like real life
so it would make sense
i feel that's easy to sympathise with
im not trying to debate this is just meant to be a regular response
8acf0f No.2307721
The philosophers stone is made with people btw
e836ce No.2307722
>>2307719
You wouldn't let me sissify you for a night? :3
20f353 No.2307723
>>2307722
i dont know what that means but i think it involves being peed on
e836ce No.2307724
>>2307723
>but i think it involves being peed on
ばか
20f353 No.2307725
>>2307724
is that a yes or a no
af0ada No.2307726
>>2307713
I tried to make it through Christmas with my family
They decided that the best idea was to try to keep me from leaving while being passive aggressive cunts about the new job I took
Oh it doesn't make much money compared to other companies
Oh you'll be so miserable
Oh what will you do
Like they didn't beg me to take the job
"for my own good"
They never wanted what was good for me
They never wanted what was in my best interest
They were only ever interested in having a *~successful~* child
Like its their concern how much money I make
I don't care
I don't give a fuck
I just want enough money to be left alone
I never ever once actually thought I would ever make it to adulthood
I don't know what I'm doing
My plan was to die like nine years ago
Nothing is ever good enough for them
The only reason they ever try to have a relationship with me is to try to make me like them
Disgusting money worshiping cunts
e836ce No.2307727
>>2307725
It's a no.
It means to feminize you by dressing you up as a girl and such.
aee060 No.2307728
>>2307710
You seem to like being my shota, tho
>>2307718
I dislike doing rankings like that, for multiple reasons
>>2307720
It's smart to consider how things look in the place you're operating in ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Adaptability is good
>>2307721
The philosopher's stone is a metaphor lol
The alchemy that really matters is the transformation of the self
I'm the god who invites mankind to become gods
af0ada No.2307729
>>2307728
>I'm the god who invites mankind to become gods
How's that working out, Prometheus
8acf0f No.2307730
>>2307728
In the movie "As above, so below" the stone is made with dead french people.
Or at least I think it was in France
af6bd7 No.2307731
>>2307726
If your job provides the money you need to sustain yourself you should not take the opinions of others to heart. A job is a job.
If you truly do not enjoy being associated with them you could always work yourself into a position to not associate with them in the end.
>>2307728
Do it anyway.
8acf0f No.2307732
My average rating out of 10 is an 8.5 by random women that I've shown my picture.
I feel good about it.
My friend kept getting a 6
lmao
af0ada No.2307733
>>2307731
That's the plan
I'm tired of never being good enough
I'm tired of never being enough
I'm so tired
af6bd7 No.2307734
>>2307733
You should not put stock in the opinions of people who don't mean well of you.
aee060 No.2307735
>>2307729
Right now I'm drunk and shitposting in ways that people in many circles would say I shouldn't
>>2307730
I haven't seen that movie
Looks like it does a good job of shitting up Google search results, tho
>>2307731
Idk how I can just assign a number out of ten anyway
I feel like it would more or less just be made up in the end
>>2307732
I guess they like femmy boys
af0ada No.2307736
I went through so much just to be there for them
I had to change my tire this morning because it was flat
At like 7am
In the freezing cold
Nowhere to get it fixed
My brother helped patch the hole with a repair kit
I put the tire back on
Did all the work
And for what
So they can feel justified about being cunts because "oh we gave you what you asked for" like no mom, you interrogated me about what kind of material thing I wanted and bought me that so you could feel superior
Like yeah, woohoo, got a Nintendo switch
I definitely want that, like as a thing
What I fucking asked for was to be left alone
8acf0f No.2307737
>>2307735
The movie was fun to watch.
I like anything about alchemists it turns out.
Its also on netflix
8acf0f No.2307738
I'll take that switch off your hands if you don't want it.
af0ada No.2307739
>>2307734
It's inescapable right now
Until I have money or die they still control my life
af0ada No.2307740
>>2307738
No I want it I just resent that I know why my parents bought it for me no questions asked
af6bd7 No.2307741
>>2307735
Do it anyway.
>>2307739
Obtain money.
af0ada No.2307742
Also Warframe should never be played on console
8acf0f No.2307743
>>2307740
I don't see a problem with your parents buying a gift that you asked for on Christmas.
Thats just me though
I don't know anything
af0ada No.2307744
>>2307741
That's why I accepted a job, where my job is to live in a truck that never stops and drive all over the fucking continent
I don't want to be anywhere
Maybe one day, something will feel like home
Right now, I just have a place to sleep and keep my stuff
That's not home
118241 No.2307745
af6bd7 No.2307746
>>2307744
What kind of truck do you drive?
I always liked the idea of living in a semi on the road.
95e0e0 No.2307747
>>2307746
my grandpa used to do that
he'd drive from cedar rapids to grand rapids and back every night 5 days a week
It would be loneley but a good job if you're good at driving....
he worked for a company and made good pay
but if you could do it solo then even more
af0ada No.2307748
>>2307743
For leverage
Try to make me stay with them longer, make me put up with them
The only reason I didn't leave earlier is because there was a big hole in my tire and my spare is a piece of shit
Literally could not leave until that got fixed
Well I could but then I'd have to worry about my car giving up on life before I could get the tire fixed
af6bd7 No.2307749
>>2307747
It would be nice to travel. I would probably get either someone to ride with or a canine companion to join me.
af0ada No.2307750
>>2307746
I start in a few weeks
I don't have any truck training
I'm just escaping
af6bd7 No.2307751
>>2307750
Seems rather rash. Do you have a trucking licence?
8acf0f No.2307752
I typed out some mean stuff and deleted it.
You have escaped my wrath this time Revy.
af6bd7 No.2307753
>>2307752
Revy is mine to bully alone!
95e0e0 No.2307754
>>2307752
it's not good to let oo much mean stuff build up in you...
make sure you let it out in a... constructive manner
8acf0f No.2307756
>>2307753
You can't hog all of them like them.
>>2307754
I think hes mentally ill
thats all i feel like saying
af0ada No.2307757
>>2307751
Company does cdl training, pays for it if I complete my contract
Or I find a job that outpays the training fees
They pushed me to accept and I didn't care because it means I'll be away from them
af6bd7 No.2307758
>>2307756
I can and will.
They are mine to abuse.
>>2307757
I wish you luck.
8acf0f No.2307759
>>2307758
but i'm a pro tard wrangler
af0ada No.2307760
>>2307756
>he
Of course I'm mentally ill
I've been mentally ill my whole life
It's a grand fucking adventure
af6bd7 No.2307761
>>2307759
Want to see the friend I made last night?
95e0e0 No.2307762
>>2307755
sure
I have a good portion of the holiday season off
I'd rather not if any snow comes but i wont ever say no to a few rounds
I like to roll in Gi but its not really too important
8acf0f No.2307763
>>2307760
cease immediately
>>2307761
Yeah sure
I have no idea what this could be
af6bd7 No.2307764
>>2307762
I mean in thread.
af6bd7 No.2307765
>>2307763
He was in my dad's garage.
af0ada No.2307766
>>2307763
Cease yourself with a 9mm
Dibs on the gun when you're dead I need it too
8acf0f No.2307767
>>2307765
Does he have shit on his mouth ?
95e0e0 No.2307768
>>2307764
oh no thanks im a social wimp
id get beatup
af6bd7 No.2307769
>>2307767
He is regurgitating the cat food he ate as a defensive mechanism.
af6bd7 No.2307770
>>2307768
I feel betrayed. I thought we had a special hate hate relationship.
8acf0f No.2307771
>>2307766
I will never kill myself
unless its by mistake
I have no problems with who or what I am
I've accepted myself completely
>>2307769
Oh I didn't know that they did that.
I wouldn't eat him if I saw him doing that
smart
95e0e0 No.2307773
>>2307770
I'm sorry....I found somebody else............I just don't feel the fire that used to burn anymore.........
af6bd7 No.2307775
>>2307771
Would you eat me?
>>2307773
😪
8acf0f No.2307776
>>2307775
I heard people kinda tastes like pork
maybe
af0ada No.2307777
>>2307771
In my professional opinion you should definitely consider it
8acf0f No.2307778
>>2307777
For what reason ?
95e0e0 No.2307779
I really want to fuck every single woman I see but unfortunateley I can't swing a golf club
so I have to pay for it
95e0e0 No.2307781
>>2307780
it's entirely possible~
8acf0f No.2307782
>>2307781
You don't want to go onto the ground with me buddy.
95e0e0 No.2307783
>>2307782
I dont wanna get knocked out in the stand up
i definateley feel like My best bet is from the knees
8acf0f No.2307784
>>2307783
I got the widest sprawling you've ever seen
ha
good luck
8acf0f No.2307785
Yeah I watched mma once
Pretty sure I can take all of you now
aee060 No.2307786
Lol I'm so drunk I just fell ALL the way down the stairs
Epic
af0ada No.2307787
>>2307778
It would make me feel better
aee060 No.2307788
It hurt but I'm fine
A dying and rising god
8acf0f No.2307789
>>2307786
I have friction burn on my arm from when I fell down drunk the other day.
>>2307787
You hate me because I speak the truth.
95e0e0 No.2307790
>>2307785
if you ever had any interest you could go and train with some of the biggest names in the game probably not more than a few hours from your place
I think rener gracie teaches in torrance
Eddie Bravo the founder of 10th planet teaches in downtown LA
plus you're naturally athletic from being a swimmer
you'd do great if you ever had the time
8acf0f No.2307791
>>2307790
I don't need training
my whole body is already a deadly weapon
95e0e0 No.2307793
>>2307791
sorry no weapons allowed
I'm gonna have to pat you down
aee060 No.2307794
>>.2307789
There are like a dozen stairs and I was about to go down them but missed the first one and slid down on my back
>>2307792
It gave me a rush, my dude
Live a little for once; fall down some stairs
af0ada No.2307795
>>2307789
No I'm just lashing out
aee060 No.2307796
>>2307789
>>2307794
The Erin script is back to not letting me click post numbers
d0bd3f No.2307797
>>2307794
im sure i can find better ways to do it
8acf0f No.2307798
>>2307793
I took out the padding in my gloves.
>>2307795
I'm aware
I could have been much meaner
>>2307796
Stop using her bot net then
aee060 No.2307799
Goodnight, I love u
Hail Satan
>>2307797
Like having internet fights about chinks that were raped and killed forever ago as if it matters
>>2307798
Maybe tomorrow
8acf0f No.2307800
>>2307799
Goodnight you edgy faggot.
d0bd3f No.2307801
>>2307799
yeah basically
night
de3246 No.2307802
hey guys someone play games with me or call me on discord i am
B O R E D
95e0e0 No.2307803
time flies when you're a faggot
e836ce No.2307804
So time must move at the speed of light for you
95e0e0 No.2307805
>>2307804
im not that gay...
de3246 No.2307806
95e0e0 No.2307808
>>2307806
No.........it's not true.........
e836ce No.2307811
>>2307809
Straighto into the dumpstero for you
de3246 No.2307812
>>2307808
i only know this because we used to flirt
e836ce No.2307814
8acf0f No.2307815
Just stop being gay
its easy
da9698 No.2307816
>>2307814
>02fw normies
>>2307814
repress the gay
e836ce No.2307817
>>2307816
Nice fukkin' link, nerd
da9698 No.2307818
>>2307817
Ill apply it anyway, feg
>>2307815
repress the gay
95e0e0 No.2307819
>>2307812
i had to think of a response for a while about this lol
I got a little defensive and was kinda taken aback when i read it
i've become alot worse at socializing over the past few years and completely stopped most of my outer thread contact with people
maybe it might partially be because i kinda like guys a liiiil bit but i think mainly it was just a combination of the drama that was happening then, things that drew me away from threads, and then just getting lazy with the online social life
e836ce No.2307820
>>2307818
Apply what?
Apply my nuts to your face
de3246 No.2307821
>>2307819
why'd you get defensive tho
8acf0f No.2307822
>>2307818
Just hit the off switch.
e836ce No.2307823
>i've become alot worse at socializing over the past few years
I didn't think that was possible.
da9698 No.2307824
>>2307820
I aint a face nutter
Ima dick sucker
>>2307822
Take out switch, fumble up wiring.
8acf0f No.2307826
>>2307824
No do NOT do that.
e836ce No.2307827
>>2307824
By all means, help yourself.
>>2307825
I couldn't help it.
de3246 No.2307828
>>2307827
i know it's easy but he's a soft soul.
da9698 No.2307829
>>2307826
Fall into fusebox, accidentally everything
>>2307827
2lazy
95e0e0 No.2307830
>>2307821
well maybe not defensive more just embarassed
I just have performance anxiety once i hit the scene again ill be fine
de3246 No.2307831
>>2307830
oh--so you'll do better when I come cuddle?
da9698 No.2307832
8acf0f No.2307833
>>2307829
You should talk Bready into posting here
and then we can play minecraft again
e836ce No.2307834
>>2307828
Soft and squishy uwu
>>2307829
What the FUCK!!!
95e0e0 No.2307835
>>2307832
do you like bill burr? ive been listening to him alot recently
funny guy
da9698 No.2307836
>>2307833
He knows of this place, I do not believe he chose to hang
Im burnt out on Minecraft (the new update is pretty cool though),but I can throw bready the server
da9698 No.2307837
>>2307834
I have low sex drive
Am beeeh to cocksuck right now
da9698 No.2307838
>>2307835
oop
Ye, I think alotta people like him heh
95e0e0 No.2307839
>>2307831
Yeah ill show you how good i am at grappling and pinning :3
e836ce No.2307840
>>2307837
>I suck dick
>I won't suck dick
What good are you? Into the trash!
8acf0f No.2307841
>>2307836
I'm pretty sure he did post here a long time ago for like a second actually.
He knows he would be trapped here forever
da9698 No.2307842
>>2307840
I CATCH YOU WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN!
AND THROW YOU INTO THE TRASH!
>>2307841
hmm im thinking more community divisions hehe
8acf0f No.2307844
>>2307842
Does he post at all now ?
Send me the link to his home thread
get me in chief
e836ce No.2307845
>>2307842
Hopefully that trash is my bed.
Night.
d0bd3f No.2307846
da9698 No.2307847
>>2307844
Nah as far as I know he doesnt
Discord mebe
>>2307845
A trash bed made of pillows in trashbags.
would be comf
Sleep well
8acf0f No.2307848
>>2307847
He tried to sneak into my old discord.
I caught him lurking it though.
da9698 No.2307849
>>2307848
Can ya add him on discord?
a343f1 No.2307855
new thread
>>2307100
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>>2307100
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>>2307100
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