85e0c6 No.2307100
Hope y'all had a merry Christmas and if you didn't then come burn down some houses in this server and kill some fags eh?
if any of yall play Minecraft Join this server! 149.56.67.254:25565
eab89b No.2307856
>>2304817
Posting this for an older thread. One thing I forgot to mention is that the education advice is also for america, so I don't know how well it can apply for brits. Reposting here so the dude asking for advice sees it. Out.
84d6d6 No.2307859
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>>2307858
84d6d6 No.2307860
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>>2307859
>>2307858
Your pounce critically hit my heart <///>
3d49a7 No.2307861
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...
556d01 No.2307863
>>2307861
love love love
I want my casino
3d49a7 No.2307864
>>2307863
merry xmas proto1
556d01 No.2307865
>>2307864
love and light CDC #J93170
1eb78d No.2307866
>>2307862
where do to this? also we're here for u luka
3d49a7 No.2307867
>>2307866
some random psych central web site
>>2307865
love
that hashtag google shows shoes?
556d01 No.2307868
rifk
I REACH OUT FOR ALL YOU ARE
1eb78d No.2307869
>>2307867
i might look it up and do it sometime if its free
i think its a tripcode
1eb78d No.2307871
68b016 No.2307873
We're the villains of super smash Bros
The players
15c628 No.2307874
1eb78d No.2307875
>>2307872
scored a 32. wew
Gooodnight
0e9a87 No.2307878
>>2307877
cute dumb redhead
415875 No.2307880
Bard may not be able to beat Erio in a fight, but I can
f8a18f No.2307881
No hells, no heavens, only this.
0e9a87 No.2307883
what is the relationship between okuu and orin
>>2307879
dumb/10
415875 No.2307886
>>2307882
My stare alone will strike fear into his core
415875 No.2307888
415875 No.2307889
7ac94d No.2307890
>>2307886
what if he likes your eyes tho
415875 No.2307891
>>2307890
He said he already likes them
15c628 No.2307892
Did everyone get something nice?
I got this super soft blanket I'm pretty pumped on.
415875 No.2307893
>>2307892
akame is best akame ga kill
415875 No.2307894
>>2307892
i kinda wanna see the blanket
3d49a7 No.2307895
>>2307887
scoot and erio got me nice things
7ac94d No.2307896
>>2307891
what color are they?
415875 No.2307897
>>2307896
My eyes are brown master race
15c628 No.2307898
>>2307893
idk what that is i just liked the meme
>>2307894
It's a thin gray super-microfleece queensized blanket. It goes well under my down comforter for warm winter burrito-mode Maddie^^
>>2307895
I'm glad^^
15c628 No.2307899
415875 No.2307900
>>2307898
nigga watch the anime!
>>2307898
That's really cute
i wish that blanket were me
7ac94d No.2307901
>>2307897
same here
I love the way they look in the sunlight
0e9a87 No.2307902
>>2307885
No coincidence, huh
>>2307884
Adorable
3d49a7 No.2307903
>>2307898
other than that
its been a quiet xmas
i didnt go anywhere
i didnt do anything special
i didnt eat anything nice
no calls
no people
just me and computer and youtube and thread and a tiny bit of gaming.
15c628 No.2307904
>>2307900
no anime lol
you wanna be a burrito?
>>2307903
Yeah it was a typical day off for me too. I hung out with my landlady for dinner tho it was dank.
3d49a7 No.2307906
>>2307904
im thinking about getting a mc griddle shortly tho
15c628 No.2307907
>>2307906
that sounds good. never had one.
415875 No.2307908
>>2307901
darker eyes take in more sunlight >_<
do other people like them too?
>>2307903
Dammit luka get some friends lol
>>2307904
Holy shit watch it! Its so edgy, you'll like it!
Noooo... burritos get eaten
I just want to wrap around you and squeeze you
15c628 No.2307909
>>2307908
nah i don't really watch stuff lol
owo well then.
7ac94d No.2307910
>>2307908
I'm not so sure about that
15c628 No.2307911
I flushed my nutrient water and rinsed all the roots with some peroxide and they're just in H2O for the day.
/plant blog
415875 No.2307912
>>2307909
anime takes you away into wonderful stories~
y-you may not like when I start breathing heavy into your face...
>>2307910
Not sure about what?
>>2307911
Did you remember to put crushed eggshells in the soil?
3d49a7 No.2307913
>>2307907
pancakes filled with syrup instead of muffins/buns
with sausage and egg and cheese
15c628 No.2307914
>>2307912
do you have bad breath or something?
I don't use soil.
7ac94d No.2307915
>>2307912
if they like them
15c628 No.2307916
>>2307913
oh lawdy. good luck lol x_x
3d49a7 No.2307917
>>2307908
this is all i have
>>2307916
^_^
415875 No.2307918
>>2307914
Omg I hope not... I'm self conscious about my oral health.....
Whoa that looks fancy what the heck are you growing?
>>2307915
Well I would like them if you showed me...
>>2307917
Don't limit yourself. If you want friends you should go get them!
15c628 No.2307919
>>2307918
lol. y u heavy breathing then?
Uhh Growing swiss chard, spinach and wax beans right now. Doing strawberries and peppers next/soon. Hydroponically grown organic produce right in my room^^
3d49a7 No.2307920
415875 No.2307921
>>2307919
b-becuz i might get really hot and bothered... then i would want to bite you and stuff...
wtf... that's a pretty good hobby :o
WHY AREN"T YOU GROWING WEED???
7ac94d No.2307922
>>2307918
Maybe
I dunno about that tho
15c628 No.2307923
>>2307921
Hot n bothered, eh~? Biting is fun.
It's p cool. I grew like 17 pounds of it a couple summers ago and never want to do the trimming again. Also it's not legal to grow that here. I grew it the next state down :p
415875 No.2307924
>>2307920
My sister gave me an idea she said to go to your local bar order something and just pretend to text people on your phone...
And anons will come up and talk to you first~
>>2307922
Why don't you know?
415875 No.2307925
>>2307923
noooo I really like biting a lot...
what the f...
17???
where is it all now?
What do you do with the food once its fully grown?
7ac94d No.2307926
>>2307924
cause i don't wanna
15c628 No.2307928
>>2307925
We can work with that.
Sold it off and smonked it. It wasn't really mine, I just helped grow and maintain it. Ex-gf's dad's stuff.
Mostly eat it. I munch on salad stuff every 4 days harvesting continuously so far. Working on building a system for nearly perpetual food, but you gotta start small. Gotta work out the kinks before you go big. Like, I cranked the light up too early and fried my lettuces so 100% crop fail on that one lol
415875 No.2307931
>>2307928
I like to bite until I draw blood... or when the meal struggles and fights back... and then we wrestle and stuff~
Did the dad give you some of the prophet? Orrrr just some the product as payment? I'm sorry for all the personal questions...
Oh that sounds really healthy :o
Do you eat meat anymore?
Hmmm.... That's a very unique skill to have... I thought you could just leave it there and let them grow on their own...
I would really like to try it...
Where I live there's not a lot of sunlight...
The air is dense and polluted...
The soil is acidic and nothing can survive...
The water has metal and other pollution... >.>
>>2307929
Me either you dumb
I just order a chocolate milk and sip away~
Just tell people you're allergic
415875 No.2307932
I wrote too much, I'm sorry
0e9a87 No.2307933
>>2307931
Can't tell if those are balls or puffy vulva
415875 No.2307935
i can't reply, my brother is standing behind me
90dd38 No.2307936
>>2307935
Hi to BC's Brother.
And BC.
cf0bfd No.2307937
GET YOUR BROTHER TO POST!
415875 No.2307938
>>2307933
lmao
>>2307934
Because I want to see your pretty eyes v.v
>>2307936
Careful my brother is gay, he'll suck your dick dry
>>2307937
We don't get along...
90dd38 No.2307939
>>2307938
And you'd eat my arm given the chance.
415875 No.2307942
>>2307941
shy as in cute shy, or borderline anxiety?
7ac94d No.2307943
>>2307942
well I don't think I have anxiety
90dd38 No.2307944
>>2307940
This is what I mean.
You're both dangerous.
415875 No.2307945
>>2307943
Then show me your eyes o.o
>>2307944
My brother is not dangerous...
But he'll give you a good suck
90dd38 No.2307947
>>2307945
That's dangerous to a straight man, yo.
415875 No.2307948
>>2307946
why won't you obey me?
>>2307947
Its just a suck.
His bf said he didn't last very long in his mouth
cf0bfd No.2307949
>>2307938
Shame to hear.
I'm thinking that I should get back to drinking because I got fuck all to do now.
90dd38 No.2307951
>>2307948
I don't want to get sucked off by a guy, though.
cf0bfd No.2307952
>>2307951
Just close your eyes, nyuggah, and let the succ flow through you.
415875 No.2307953
>>2307949
nigga stop drinking ><
I'm starting to seriously worry about you...
Where exactly are you from?
>>2307950
You bastard...
I can't give you a collar...
>>2307951
Its not like you'll have a choice...
Its either I eat you or he sucks you off
7ac94d No.2307954
>>2307953
then I won't obey
cf0bfd No.2307955
>>2307953
England, and I didn't drink a lot last night. I just wanna finish off my cans.
More specifically I'm from St.Helens, which is a train ride from Liverpool.
Don't worry, I only got 7 cans left, not enough to cause damage.
f8a18f No.2307956
Whats your new years resolution, ladies?
90dd38 No.2307957
No resolutions this year!
>>2307953
I'm saying I don't know what's worse.
>>2307952
I'm already iffy about a girl doing the same thing though.
15c628 No.2307958
>>2307931
Yeah I got to smonk for free for a year basically.
I still eat meat lol Nah there's a little more to it than that, but you definitely can over-baby them too and they can die.
Get some growlights. I got 2 LED lights I've been enjoying so far. Plants will filter your smoggy air^^
cf0bfd No.2307959
I forget my new years resolutions, or too lazy to do them. Last one was to learn Chinese.
>>2307957
Oh well don't bother. I'll cash in on your succ if you don't.
90dd38 No.2307960
>>2307959
Feel free.
Merry Christmas, and a happy suck from BC's Brother.
cf0bfd No.2307961
>>2307960
Gonna spaff on his gums and brush my teeth with my leaky cock tip.
How are you Fortune? I feel so lost without having shit to do in the week.
cf0bfd No.2307962
>>2307961
*his, not mine, that would be gross.
5a799a No.2307963
>>2307957
So you're steadfast in your resolve to have no resolution? :3
90dd38 No.2307964
>>2307961
His teeth, I hope.
I'm not doing too well, but I'm gonna leave now for family dinner anyway.
I won't be able to eat much, but that really isn't what family dinner is for.
>>2307963
That's pretty much right. I'll just let life come at me instead.
Hiya Sabsy. See ya, Sabsy.
I'll pester you later. I won't be gone long, but I'm going to family again. Just mom and sisters now though.
Later!
5a799a No.2307965
>>2307964
>I'm going to family again. Just mom and sisters now though.
♥
Cuuuute. Have a great time!
cf0bfd No.2307966
>>2307964
See ya later, alligator.
cc7aae No.2307967
cf0bfd No.2307968
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
No DnD for me, may as well drink 7 cans of cider and shitpost till the sun goes down.
Time to get the party started.
415875 No.2307969
>>2307954
You're too cute to give a collar to...
Is that your waifu? She's going to get so fat
>>2307955
England huh? What is life like in England?
Isn't Liverpool super dangerous >_<
Wtf stop drinking ><
>>2307956
Uhh I think I'm going to try to be a good person.. what about you?
>>2307957
Would you prefer if I sucked you off?
I'm not very good though...
>>2307958
Ah you're so lucky ><
I never smoked in my life, I wanna try T_T
Oh okay good, meat is healthy.
oh no I don't want time to die ;~;
I'm going to grow one plant... Like...maybe a cactus ;)
hmmm do those lights mimic actual sunlight?
... can they get the nutrients from those lights?
cc7aae No.2307970
>>2307969
tell luka to drink water
7ac94d No.2307971
>>2307969
collars make cute things cuter
f8a18f No.2307972
>>2307969
Im gonna become a normie
415875 No.2307973
>>2307970
Where is she now?
>>2307971
You like girls with collars or something?
415875 No.2307974
>>2307972
-hiss-
why would you do that?
cf0bfd No.2307975
>>2307969
NO! THE DRINKING BEGINS!
Life is simple here, I get welfare money so I can't look for a job just yet, so I do courses to better myself and do volunteer work. Our cigarette packets are black because colours are appealing to children, supposedly. It can be cold and wet but you get some characters here. Ever heard of Purple Aki?
Liverpool is as dangerous as any other city, though I did get mugged there once.
cc7aae No.2307976
7ac94d No.2307977
>>2307973
I don't mind if they have one too
f8a18f No.2307978
>>2307974
It sounds blasphemously fun!
e39734 No.2307979
>>2307969
>I'm going to try to be a good person
ｗｗｗ
415875 No.2307980
>>2307975
-fights you and tries to take the beer cans-
>>2307975
I have to admit I miss being on welfare. I love money
But yeah that's good you're not just wasting away and stuff!
What was getting mugged like? :<
I got mugged a few times too..
>>2307976
Fucking Luka... I wish she would take care of herself more...
>>2307977
You really don't mind having one of my collars around your throat?
>>2307978
The outside normie world is dangerous. You're safe here, don't leave us ;~;
>>2307979
asshat
cf0bfd No.2307982
>>2307980
*wrangles your silly arms*
Nigguh, you dare come between me and alcohol?! I CAN ALWAYS BUY MORE!
And getting mugged weren't that bad. Just got kicked in the head a couple of times, the shock got rid of most of the pain.
f8a18f No.2307983
>>2307980
I tire of the avatarfagging imageboard world. There is nothing left for me here. I must venture outward into dangerous territory to seek my true destiny.
415875 No.2307985
>>2307981
Don't post my waifu.
I really do want to be a good person, but its so hard because people are so delicate...
But this time I'm going to work on communication...
>>2307982
;~; gimme your beers i'm going to throw them away!
What the hell...
When I get mugged people just check my pockets and walk away when they don't find anything...
You should walk around with brass knuckles, okay? I have to go...bye <3
>>2307983
You should take a weapon with you. There are sick and twisted people out there and all they want is your money...
People are all two-faced...
When they ask for $20 just say "Nigga i was about to ask YOU for $20!" They will never ask you for money again..
>>2307984
no lewd!
um... I'll have to think about this...
U'know I'm the pet in the relationship... I'm not used to being the owner... Not sure if I could keep this up..
bye cat!
cf0bfd No.2307987
>>2307985
Bye blood. I#ll drink all my beers before you return, then you won't have anything to throw away!
f8a18f No.2307988
>>2307985
So I shank the nigga for his $20 first
f7b846 No.2307989
e3bd4f No.2307990
>>2307988
Ur being gay again
cf0bfd No.2307992
>>2307989
I only have 3 cigarettes left though. ;-;
e3bd4f No.2307993
>>2307991
Go play ur Queen playlist for the 100th time.
cf0bfd No.2307994
Gonna get more cigs, probably get 4 more beers. Don't tell Blood, she/he thinks I'm an alcoholic.
cf0bfd No.2307996
NNNGH, I'M READY FOR THAT GOOD STUFF.
PUT THE BABY IN THE BASKET.
IT'S TIME FOR HOT BREAD.
cf0bfd No.2307997
>>2307995
Hey Machinae, don't mind me, just summoning the crazy.
47309c No.2307998
>>2307997
as you are wont to do
c4dd86 No.2307999
12 hours in college...
Hello.
cf0bfd No.2308000
>>2307998
Yup, psyching myself up for something nonsense.
Got anything to sacrifice to the pyre?
I mean, how are you? How was your xmas?
f9fe12 No.2308001
0e9a87 No.2308002
c4dd86 No.2308003
72ccfc No.2308005
Shouldn't you be full of something else too?
cf0bfd No.2308006
>>2307999
Fuck me that's a long time. What are you studying?
ae4643 No.2308007
>>2308005
Sabs isn't around the stuff me like a turkey this year unfortunately
Also I'm staying with family in a small space so I can't even olay with myself that way
cf0bfd No.2308008
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>>2308007
>>2308007
So if I were to post Hex Maniac lewds, you could do nothing to ease your erection?
72ccfc No.2308009
>>2308007
Don't we all want Sabs to fill our turkeys
I am having a bit of a deja vu here. I recall us talking about you being unable to do anything before
c4dd86 No.2308010
>>2308006
Everything related to programming and computers.Today I wrote several tests before exams
cf0bfd No.2308011
>>2308010
Well I'm proud and envious of you. You're studying shit that's worthwhile, whearas I have a useless degree in Media and Communication. Spent most of the time drunk too.
God's speed. May you find a career after that studyin' shit.
ae4643 No.2308012
Don't tease me
>>2308009
It happens sometimes. It sucks but I kind of like it too. It feels really good to be denied, and then you finally get some alone time and you feel really dirty because of how degenerate and needy you are and how far you're going with the masturbation? And how good it feels when you finish. Idk. Always makes me feel really uh dirty/naughty or something. It's good. especially if I have someone nice teasing me about it and egging me on to do pervo stuff.
/rant
47309c No.2308013
>>2308000
It was good. My sister visited today (with her gf). Gave me some gummy candy and a gift card.
which she clearly stole, it isn't signed, there is no amount and the sticker wasn't broken. So it's not activated and worth nothing.
Didn't tell anyone though, drama is already reaching critical mass as it is.
ae4643 No.2308014
I miss when sabs used to tell me I wasn't allowed to play with myself
But she has a gf now it's understandable she has less time for her side meat but hopefully she makes some time soon to whip me or smth
c4dd86 No.2308015
>>2308011
Lazy piece of crap
72ccfc No.2308016
>>2308012
Oh my, that was quite detailed. I picture myself on the other side of the situation, sadly I am yet to try it out in any serious relationship.
Nice of her to dedicate a bit of love your way too when you've earned it. Wouldn't imagine it being often though, considering how needy you seem to be
cf0bfd No.2308017
>>2308013
Lol, I got money from my sister. Got the best damned imouto in town.
Fucking love gummy candy though. Drama in your family home? Yeah, best not mention that shit.
>>2308015
>>2308015
I agree with the 'piece of crap' but I ain't la- oh who the fuck am I kidding, I can't even be bothered coming up with a witty retort.
Being lazy is a god damn blessing.
cf0bfd No.2308018
f7b846 No.2308019
ae4643 No.2308021
>>2308016
She was good. She didnt mind how abusive I wanted her to be to me. It was cute. I need a new gf like that. I have a lady friend that's offered to do my makeup so maybe if I say yes she'll get the idea and hook me up with a lady who likes to slap cute boys and tease them.
That would be the best xmas present.
72ccfc No.2308023
>>2308021
I have no trouble imagining Sabrina to be an experienced and efficient dom. And that sounds good, though wasn't that a while back?
cf0bfd No.2308024
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2308022
Howdy.
Thinking too hard about what to post, so I'll just post this video instead and keep supping on my booze.
90dd38 No.2308025
>>2308024
I'm glad I keep hearing Mr. Blue Sky. Always makes me want to listen to it, and I like listening to it.
f7b846 No.2308026
47309c No.2308027
>>2308017
Was only here for a couple of hours, luckily.
90dd38 No.2308029
a191c7 No.2308030
>>2308029
But he's not gay
a191c7 No.2308031
except when he cybers you
90dd38 No.2308032
f7b846 No.2308034
cf0bfd No.2308035
>>2308025
I like that song too. I think I need new music to be honest. Might have a look at /mu/ and see if they got anything interesting.
You know, we haven't played dota2 with each other, or at least I don't remember, don't wanna play it now but fancy a game with me one day?
>>2308027
Yeah, you don't want family drama shitting up christmas. Kinda glad I got a decent relationship with my family.
I think what we did was eat dinner, watch netflix and then I fucked off back home.
cf0bfd No.2308036
Is I'm not Tenka Wish? I keep forgetting.
90dd38 No.2308037
>>2308035
We have. One game. But you were drunk. Years ago.
I'd love to. Just send an invite my way sometime.
cf0bfd No.2308038
>>2308037
Sweet. I'll do that when I'm on dota. Don't really drink and dota anymore, just shit up the boards, dota is like a chore when you're drunk. Shitposting is where it's at.
Wait, didn't you say you have a Rubick Arcana? Who gets to show off their Arcana between us two?
baa377 No.2308039
My spidey sense tingled.
Is someone in here spreading libelous rumors about me being some sort of deranged sex pervert again?
Must be a Wednesday.
90dd38 No.2308041
>>2308039
Sabsy, Sabsy.
That's not just on Wednesdays.
>>2308038
We can take turns Rubicking. Do you also have the accompanying immortal?
cf0bfd No.2308042
>>2308041
Yep, that popped collar and that square stick.
baa377 No.2308043
cf0bfd No.2308044
>>2308041
Oh, and guess what. Was playing Rubick and the enemy team had a Pudge and a Techies.
Fucking got the carries with mines and hooked the supports for group wanking, feels so good when you get good spells to steal.
cf0bfd No.2308045
>>2308039
Oh shit, you're Sabs? I forget names easily.
90dd38 No.2308046
>>2308042
Whaha, I got both of those too.
>>2308044
Whahha, that's great. I picked Rubick yesterday and they proceed to random Enigma and CM.
Too bad we got stomped. Woulda been nice.
>>2308043
♥
cf0bfd No.2308047
>>2308046
Yeah, having a black hole ult is just oof. Do you play much Centaur Warrunner? I got an extra skin for him I don't need.
72ccfc No.2308048
>>2308039
I'm not seeing any claims to the contrary? :3
90dd38 No.2308050
>>2308047
Not really. I used to, but I've not touched him this patch.
And I probably already have the set. I'm a big spender.
ae4643 No.2308052
>>2308039
dw i didn't mention incriminating like how that one time i had to go to er because of the thing with the belt and the lemons
Dw
415875 No.2308053
>>2308049
Dogs are good for beating
baa377 No.2308054
>>2308045
That's ok. My memory is mean to me too. ♥
>>2308046
GOO-BAH
>>2308048
I am not a deranged sex pervert! >__<
>>2308052
$#%#$%#$#%%#$%^#%$%#$
cf0bfd No.2308055
>>2308049
Not that kind of collar, you deviant. Nothing is gonna chain your boi. I'm a wild fucking animal. I'll eat your socks.
>>2308050
There are so many heroes I don't wanna touch because of the new patch. Like Lich. Like they changed his fucking sacrifice, where do I get mana now?
260600 No.2308056
>>2308055
Will you lick my feetsies after?
90dd38 No.2308057
>>2308051
Hey hey.
To your earlier question: Yes.
>>2308054
MASSIVE GOOFUS
>>2308055
They reduced his mana costs.
Also, same as all the other supports.
72ccfc No.2308058
Loco you should join Jade and I for a game of League sometime and tell us about the belt and the lemons
>>2308054
Just a regular sex pervert then?
ae4643 No.2308059
>>2308054
I have a small crush on the Italian girl. It's nothing serious. But we text a lot now and I just want to make her happy a lot. So that's where my mind is when I'm being a pervert. I can't stop thinking about making her cum a lot. I know that's perverted but I can't help my heart's feelings.
Have you seen spider-man yet btw? My friends and I are still talking about it daily and drawing art for it.
cf0bfd No.2308060
>>2308054
<3
I'm so fucking bored. We got no DnD till the 3rd on January and I don't know what to do with myself.
>>2308056
I wanna, but I feel like it would probably devolve into heinous sexual acts.
I'LL SUCK YOUR TOES, BUT JUST THIS ONCE
>>2308057
Oh sweet. I tell a lie, I did play a Lich and the standard build from Torte said he still likes those green boots. Bit risky though, using that spell in the throes of a fight.
260600 No.2308062
>>2308060
Don't actually suck my toes.
Foot fetishes are weird to me.
ae4643 No.2308064
>>2308058
For sure. I know she's a dirty sex pervert as well. Would be fun. Just need to stop being so busy all the time and I will. Only reason I even have time to post is because uni's out.
90dd38 No.2308066
>>2308060
It's a bit like Shaman Shackles, I guess.
>>2308061
-> >>2307969
cf0bfd No.2308067
>>2308062
Little side tangent, one of my mates liked filddling with my hands, I think he had a hand fetish, he just couldn't stop messing with my palms.
With that now out of my mind, I'd cyber you but only if I get a few drinks in first.
baa377 No.2308068
>>2308057
Dorkus malorkus.
>>2308058
Yeah, I'm comfy with that.
>>2308059
It's natural to have those thoughts. Just don't be a creeper when y'all are living together.
I haven't been able to go see anything. In fact, I'm having trouble seeing. The cedar pollen is wrecking everyone here, and my eyes are all itchy and blurry and gross.
>>2308060
DnD looks fun, but I worry I wouldn't be able to learn it well enough to not be a liability to my team.
Got any other hobbies to fall back on?
260600 No.2308070
>>2308067
Sorry, but I don't cyber.
b47adc No.2308071
good mohning
i woke up with a sore neck uggh
gotta go work in 2 hours ;~:
415875 No.2308072
>>2308066
yeah but what if I drag my teeth on it? you better not slap me
>>2308069
why are you smoking too? Fort told me all about it on Facebook
415875 No.2308073
>>2308071
Don't worry Bard I'll fuck up Erio for you
90dd38 No.2308074
>>2308068
Yes yes. I am. And you are too.
>>2308072
>Teeth.
I don't know yet. Just don't bite down.
>Slapping.
Noted.
>Fort told me all about it on Facebook
I don't even HAVE Facebook.
76dcf6 No.2308075
>>2308067
I am appalled. APPALLED.
415875 No.2308076
>>2308074
Omg you have to play along with my lies ._.,
Just let me go slow so I can get used to your size okay?
>
dc1e87 No.2308077
Why does Blood-chan keep posting about femdomming me when I'm not even here
ae4643 No.2308078
>>2308068
I wouldn't. You know me.
that sucks. You can't medicate for it?
415875 No.2308079
>>2308077
I really want to fight you for real
b47adc No.2308080
>>2308068
>>2308078
Have you tried Non-Drowsy Claratin™ Clear?
cf0bfd No.2308081
>>2308066
Yeah, which is why I don't like playing Shadow Shaman. I'm like 'I GOT THE CUNT, HE'S RIGHT HERE' and then I get one shotted by a PA.
No, I like playing tanks mostly, meat sponges, cunts that can handle a crit.
>>2308068
It is fun, and don't worry about not learning about it, it's easy to pick up as you go along.. So long as you know what your role does and if you should hang back or fight, then everything falls into place.
For hobbies I got drinking and vidyagames. I need to play Tropico 4 because I haven't completed it and it's been sitting there in my library for years now.
>>2308070
And I thought you were the deviant in this conversation. Where are we going with this? I'm tipsy and got a chubby on, how do we continue this discourse?
>>2308072
I always smoked. Not smoking weed though, nah, I like my ciggies, it's like a interlude for silly japes.
>>2308075
Or jealous. I kid, I just wanted to outweird the weirdos.
dc1e87 No.2308082
Bring me Orin
I want to kiss him
>>2308079
I bet u wouldn't be able to forcibly pin me down and sit on my face
ur too weak
90dd38 No.2308083
>>2308076
You do you.
While doing me, I guess.
>>2308081
I mainly play Damage Dealers now, whatever the role is.
The friends I play with don't tend to carry games.
dc1e87 No.2308084
Blood-chan did u get turned on by me and Bart talking about aggressively gay wrestling each other or something
72ccfc No.2308085
>>2308064
Take my advice when I tell you to give yourself some time off, also during the semester. I had to do the same during mine and my everyday got much better when I didn't think of school all day.
Not that I know anything about your situation but I imagine there is some time for doing your own things too.
>>2308068
Finally a sensible person! Btw, let me know if I'm invading on your property .
cf0bfd No.2308086
>>2308083
I don't like carrying games either. Just a shitload of pressure to get all the farm and kill all the cunts. This is why I like Wraith King, he's a carry that just doesn't stay dead.
76dcf6 No.2308087
>>2308081
You think if you drink a bit more you'll fall prey to my charms?
b47adc No.2308088
Also just in case you didn't know snape *kills Dumbledore**
260600 No.2308089
>>2308081
*My hand gingerly slides up your leg. Resting only a short distance from your loins. My breath quickens as I slowly work my way a bit closer. Slowly, but methodically.*
"S-Scanner-dono.", I whisper nervously. My paw shakes harder the closer I get. My experience shows as I fumble haphazardly with the zipper.
"I've only ever done this with my dad."
cf0bfd No.2308090
>>2308087
Have you turned the charms on? Because I didn't notice.
90dd38 No.2308091
>>2308086
WK is nice to have as a carry, just for the space he can create and the pushing he can do.
dc1e87 No.2308092
Scanner has some experiencing with gay e-sex
dc1e87 No.2308093
ae4643 No.2308094
>>2308085
I'm at art school, so the class IS my thing. It's the breaks I'm not so good at because i get tired from working or doing obligations and I don't have the energy to draw when I'm done. Uni is barely work to me. It's great.
cf0bfd No.2308095
>>2308089
Ok, I'm sorry. I should've backed out. You got me smiling though. I can't even continue now. You just pumped my brakes.
260600 No.2308096
>>2308095
I have no shame.
You can't out do me when it comes to this.
cf0bfd No.2308097
>>2308091
Yeah, fuck me he's a pusher now. Thanks to the Skelly Bros. Makes a good distraction in a team fight too.
baa377 No.2308098
>>2308074
How. Dare you.
>>2308078
I know. You're a good boy. ♥
I actually picked up some stronger medicine this morning. My usual stuff just isn't cutting it. I also got some scented oils that help clear up the sinuses. It's been workin' pretty good so far.
>>2308080
I have been taking Allegra, but it's about as good as Radioactive Man's goggles!
>>2308081
Tropico 4 sounds like a scent for men. ^o^
>>2308085
Are you domming Loco? Aww! Cute. :3
ae4643 No.2308099
fingering + Bj is CUTE
C U T E
90dd38 No.2308100
>>2308097
Friend played him yesterday. Took both Skelly talents. They left him unchecked for a minute and they lost more than a lane. It was hilarious.
>>2308098
Regular sex pervert!
cf0bfd No.2308101
>>2308096
I can see that, fuck me sideways. I'd join in writing this filthy fanfic but I'm too lazy.
I'M YOUR DAD NOW, SON
76dcf6 No.2308102
>>2308090
They never go off, they're natural on me.
b47adc No.2308103
>>2308098
Try comparing fast acting Claratin ™ Clear against other top brands such as 'allegra d' or ' zyrtec'!
cf0bfd No.2308104
>>2308098
It's a good city building game, if you like building communist havens in cuba islands.
260600 No.2308105
>>2308101
Will you fuck me like my dad?
cf0bfd No.2308106
>>2308102
Well let's get these cans down me and see if I want you to break my throat with my cock. No homo.
ae4643 No.2308107
>>2308098
Good. Now you'll be able to see the faces of your loved ones again.
>are you domming loco?
No he isn't it's not like i let just anyone that posts hot art and dirty things at me dominate me and make me do cute things to my body
not how it works
260600 No.2308108
cf0bfd No.2308109
>>2308105
I'll rape you like your mum.
Honestly, I don't know where were going with this but it's fucking funny.
cf0bfd No.2308110
>>2308108
Yeah, get dressed up for me, you slut.
dc1e87 No.2308111
I'll fuck Squash like his dog
cf0bfd No.2308112
>>2308111
I'd fuck you like a tax rebate.
baa377 No.2308113
>>2308100
Kinsey's research clearly shows we're all regular perverts. :P
>>2308103
Fine, you shill!
Kidding. I love you, Bardo. ♥
>>2308104
I could build a giant, Olympic stadium sized ice cream bar like Castro!
>>2308107
Sorry for depravity shaming you.
76dcf6 No.2308114
>>2308106
Your own throat with your cock? That'll be hard to manage.
72ccfc No.2308115
>>2308094
Oh, I'm jealous. I never really got to feel like that about school. But I can see why that's difficult. There's only so many hours on a day.
Also thought you might like that image.
>>2308098
Did not consider that 'invading' could be understood like that. God damn Sabrina.
dc1e87 No.2308116
>>2308112
When's the last time you had gay e-sex? I remember when I showed you Steam ERP groups
90dd38 No.2308117
>>2308113
Does it, though?
dc1e87 No.2308118
Now the Steam SS is deleting all the ERP groups
Not sure what Steam is even supposed to be for anymore
b47adc No.2308119
>>2308113
eat anything yummy today?
I am having tasty egg breakfast.....
putting on the pounds for the winter
90dd38 No.2308120
>>2308118
>Now the Steam SS is deleting all the ERP groups
Isn't that EVERY Steam group?
cf0bfd No.2308121
Oh shit, I'm starting to feel the drunkeness.
Take me oh whims of fancy
Guide my fingers
Let's spread the dirge of the dumb
>>2308113
Yeah, I think you can build some landmarks, not sure what they are though. It's been ages since I played.
>>2308114
I meant your cock. Oh well, I can try and do that too.
>>2308116
Nearly a year, I think.
ae4643 No.2308122
Speaking frankly I haven't been dommedn irl or even online in like at least a year or and a half
idk if I want to be anymore I'm happy enough just being vanilla and dressing like a girl sometimes
415875 No.2308123
>>2308081
Hmm... how long have you been a smoker?
Also what brand? You said black boxes right? Do you have pic?
>>2308082
The only person who could probably beat me in a fight is Cooki cuz she's a wrestler and I'm a kick boxer. And that is like my worst match up
She'll mount me and rain elbows on my face
>>2308083
try not to cum too fast.. I want to enjoy your flavor~
>>2308084
Honestly I would be surprised if you could do anything to me.
My body is conditioned and I can take heavy strikes... And yes I would be very turned on...
76dcf6 No.2308124
>>2308121
Whoa boy. I always figured it'd be the other way around, interesting.
ae4643 No.2308125
>>2308113
It's not my fault I'm this way. I just really really like letting people have their wat with me. Why is that so wrong?
b47adc No.2308126
>>2308122
why do girls get all the cute clothes'
cf0bfd No.2308127
>>2308123
I've been smoking since I was 18. My mum gave me my first cig on New Year's Eve. Was like 'You're a man now, have a cig'
I smoke Players. Yeah, they're all in black boxes so you can't really tell what you're smoking anymore, I used to smoke Windsor Blues.
415875 No.2308128
My mom wants me to watch Youtube brb
90dd38 No.2308129
>>2308123
I'll try. But no promises.
dc1e87 No.2308130
I'm mildly sore from drunkenly falling all the way down the stairs last night
>>2308120
Well it CAN be, technically
There were groups specifically for ERP, but it's still not hard to just find people who look like they want e-cock
Steam will always be an e-sex platform no matter what the Steam SS does
>>2308121
Fuck Squash in thread
He challenged u and u need to not back down
>>2308122
Do u think u can draw hotter demon tiddies than Oobles?
>>2308123
You're a virgin tho
Your pussy isn't conditioned to take heavy thrusts from cock; it's your weakness
260600 No.2308131
>>2308110
Only if you rip my outfit off with your teeth.
90dd38 No.2308132
>>2308130
It's fucking weird, but somehow true.
Not that I would really know from experience or anything though. >_>
baa377 No.2308133
>>2308117
Mhm. And you're the filthiest one!
>>2308119
I had a big ol' bowl of strawberry oatmeal for breakfast! Made my tummy happy. :3
Are you gonna hibernate like a Bardbear?
>>2308121
Apparently Castro was obsessed with dairy products. He wanted to breed tiny cows people could keep in their houses and just pick up and drink from.
>>2308125
It's not wrong. It's just depraved. :P
>>2308115
That was the implication!
b47adc No.2308134
>>2308123
how many years of kickboxing do you have?
Train under anyone important?
b47adc No.2308135
>>2308133
I wish! I'm stuck working today ;~;
90dd38 No.2308136
>>2308133
I am not! I'm clean!
A massive pervert, but clean!
cf0bfd No.2308137
>>2308130
Ugh, but thats effort though. I'm not even horny or motivated.
>>2308131
Ok, I back down again. I don't know what I'd be biting at. Who knew sucking e-dick would be so time consuming?
>>2308133
Awww, I'd love a tiny cow. Chickens are cuter though.
ae4643 No.2308138
>>2308133
I'm not depraved. I'm open + healthy and enjoy myself in a non-covetous way that brings pleasure to a lot of people. I have a lot of love and cum to share and it's not good to hide that.
baa377 No.2308140
Never forgot the big scare last year when we thought we'd lost Fortune. :3
https://www.triplem.com.au/story/man-dies-after-massive-stack-of-porn-magazines-falls-on-him-18741
>>2308136
Naw. You're a poivoit and we allllll know it!
>>2308135
Booo! Call and say, "I'm sorry, but I am hibernate." They'll understand.
>>2308137
I'd love a tiny ducky I could keep on my desk at work. I'd just watch him waddle and swim around and never get my work done.
>>2308138
At least love got first billing! ♥
76dcf6 No.2308141
>>2308137
>Ignoring my post
72ccfc No.2308142
>>2308133
I wish I was crafty enough to make such implications knowingly but that one was not intentional.
Anyway, perhaps on to a more innocent topic. My brother and I gifted our cousin the boardgame Codenames for Christmas and she has been playing it non-stop, today included when we visited them. Do you know it?
cf0bfd No.2308143
>>2308124
Sorry for ignoring your post. I'm getting drunk. Watching a video how you can cook chicken breast in different ways.
ae4643 No.2308144
>>2308140
I almost dropped the "and cum" bit but I thought it would be too sweet.
76dcf6 No.2308145
>>2308143
Too late. Your admittance of subconscious desires is on the record.
90dd38 No.2308146
>>2308140
THATS WHAT I SAIIIIIIIIIIID
cf0bfd No.2308147
>>2308139
Nah, just lazy.
But fuck it, let's do this.
*I kneel down and pull your zipper down with my teeth, before yanking down your pants with my mouth*
260600 No.2308148
>>2308147
*I fidget nervously.*
B-be gentle.
baa377 No.2308149
>>2308142
Never heard of it. Is it cute? :D
>>2308144
Well, you're sweet.
>>2308146
Forgive me. I'm half blind today. My left eye is givin' me trouble. ;____;
baa377 No.2308151
*I kneel down, pull your zipper down, and pour a bowl full of angry wasps into your tighty whities.*
90dd38 No.2308152
>>2308149
Nooooooo.
>>2308151
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
90dd38 No.2308154
dc1e87 No.2308155
>>2308132
"Steam" stands for "Steamy e-sex"
You have said you've e-sexed but I wouldn't expect you to just add random people for it 🤔
I guess I shouldn't assume you wouldn't :3
>>2308137
Very low T
>>2308141
He's busy playing hard to get with Squash
dc1e87 No.2308156
I wonder what makes all the furries want to fuck Scanner
Maybe he has a dog soul
260600 No.2308157
I am just here for the memes.
b47adc No.2308158
>>2308156
have you sen him?
ae4643 No.2308159
>>2308149
Thank you. Sorry for talking about gross stuff. I haven't had any alone time in a while and it's making me edgy. Going to have a nice hot shower and get into some comfy soft stuff when I'm back in Bournemouth. Can't wait.
cf0bfd No.2308160
>>2308145
Another sin against my name. Fuck it, I don't give a fuck.
72ccfc No.2308161
>>2308149
Not exactly cute. But it's a ton of fun and very affordable. I know from experience that it also gets better with a bit of wine on the side. But what doesn't?
76dcf6 No.2308162
>>2308160
Liking cock is not a sin, it's natural.
baa377 No.2308163
>>2308152
*skweesh*
>>2308159
You're fine, dear. You know it doesn't really bother me. :P
>>2308161
Ever play Jenga? There's a bar here that has a giant-sized version out back you can play.It comes up to my chin!
cf0bfd No.2308164
Fuck drinking, I'd rather get another Vindaloo. Be right back.
cf0bfd No.2308165
Lemme just finish this can first.
72ccfc No.2308166
>>2308163
WHAT! That sounds awesome. Or you could be very short? *thonk*
90dd38 No.2308167
>>2308155
I didn't! Not really.
I actually haven't e-sex'ed in groups like that, at least.
>>2308163
Sabsy, get yoself a gasmask!
ae4643 No.2308168
>>2308163
I want to go home and get into my dress. The white one, with the lace. Not for any really sexy stuff. It's just relaxing and nice.
Maybe some new clothes for myself as my Christmas present. What do you think?
cf0bfd No.2308169
>>2308148
Nah, this is getting too gay. I'll do some silly shit when I feel like it, but for now, it's not for me.
baa377 No.2308170
>>2308166
I'm actually freakishly tall. :-/
>>2308167
I wonder if that really would help. There's an army surplus store here that might have one.
>>2308168
If you can budget some cute stuff in, go for it. I know you're thrifty! You can get some cute stuff to pair with your dress.
cf0bfd No.2308171
>>2308155
What is low T?
>>2308162
I meant there is another lewd thing on my name.
Do you like my cock?
260600 No.2308172
>>2308169
You are obligated to make me cum now.
b47adc No.2308173
>>2308169
it takes a big man to say no to sexual harrassment
Don't be a victim
if you or somebody you know is the victim of sexual harrassment, contact the PR department. #MeToo
90dd38 No.2308174
>>2308170
Could you actually just do that?
I don't think you'd actually want to.
ae4643 No.2308175
>>2308170
Yeah. The problem is I usually get all my clothes second hand, but I feel weird doing that for girls' clothing. So it's usually anazon.
A cardigan ? Flats?
cf0bfd No.2308176
>>2308173
Holy shit, your replied to my post!
baa377 No.2308178
>>2308174
Maybe they can recommend some sort of mask. I tried some medical masks from the hospital, but they do nothing.
>>2308175
>A cardigan ? Flats?
Yes. Maybe some tights to wear under it. :3
ae4643 No.2308179
b47adc No.2308181
>>2308179
secreteley snapped this pic at the last animus meetup of sabrina
90dd38 No.2308182
>>2308178
Hmm. I guess there should be a functional inbetween.
dc1e87 No.2308183
I should really get food, bi bi
>>2308157
Come for the memes, stay for the british boipussy
>>2308158
Not that I remember
Is that his irl pic?
>>2308167
Then how are u so familiar with people on Steam being lewd
>>2308171
Low testosterone
ae4643 No.2308184
>>2308178
Mhm. I like tights. Maybe those ones with the little cat heads at the top. I onow it's basic but so am I so.
Oh, you know those vintage tights with the seam? I want those. Theyre Hot. Not for the dress, obviously. Maybe with my nightie.
72ccfc No.2308185
>>2308170
Yeah? Nothing better than a tall woman. I assume Loco is joking though?
90dd38 No.2308187
>>2308183
I can just kinda imagine this being the case.
That and rumors.
cf0bfd No.2308188
>>2308177
>>2308177
Tell me, do you want it inside you?
Ok, I'll stop being gay. I got a vindaloo to order.
415875 No.2308189
Damn my mom made me watch a 20 min video
>>2308127
Wow...
You're like what, 20 now?
You should stop fucking smoking.
Mom is badass lol
What is smoking like? And what is the difference of those brands?
>>2308129
Then promise me you won't break eye contact :)
>>2308130
You'll have to mount me first...
That will me very difficult for you because of size difference~ Good luck
>>2308134
I can't remember...
I was real little. My mom forced me to go because I was out of control as a child
When I got to high school I trained with my history teacher who happened to be a kick boxer
76dcf6 No.2308190
>>2308188
Ayyyy, you know it's fine.
90dd38 No.2308191
>>2308189
Ooh, I like that one. That's a deal.
415875 No.2308192
>>2308191
if you look away I'll bite down little to keep your attention
3aeb62 No.2308193
I did not have a merry Christmas. It was spent alone with my thoughts, the furthest place I wanted to be from on Christmas.
b47adc No.2308194
>>2308189
The owner of the place i do jiujitsu
at has a brother who's almost as good as he is who teaches a few classes there and one of the ones he offers is kickboxing. Eric Koch is his name and he's pretty good.
You should take fighting up again
plenty of places nearby you could go to as well
baa377 No.2308195
>>2308182
I could become a fish and live under the water. Or is that an extreme?
>>2308184
>cat heads
It took me a bit to understand that. Those are pretty cute. I wish those'd been around when I was still cute.
>>2308185
Oh, yeah. I'm not that tall. If I was I'd be in the WNBA or something!
7ac94d No.2308196
cf0bfd No.2308197
>>2308189
Smoking is like getting a quick break really. And I don't think there is much difference in brands.
>>2308190
Love you anyway, more than I would give through my cock. *hug*
415875 No.2308199
>>2308194
Ohhh you must be really strong then~ Do you think you can take one someone as tall as Erio? Which type of JJ do you practice??
I try to stay in shape by jogging every day... I don't know if I want to go back into it though :thinking:
My toenails aren't black and bloodied anymore lol
baa377 No.2308201
"Actually, it's a buck-and-a-quarter staff, but I'm not tellin' him that."
Favorite Daffy quote.
415875 No.2308203
>>2308197
Do you not care about lung cancer?
7ac94d No.2308204
>>2308203
lungs are for pussies
90dd38 No.2308205
>>2308192
That's two good reasons not to look away, then.
>>2308195
Nah. Seems fine to me.
b47adc No.2308207
>>2308199
I'm a 3 stripe Gracie Barra white belt
I know a good bit of 10p and at home I've learned the basics of the judo pin game.
All fighters share a bond
It takes a strong self to keep going and getting crushed
Running sucks. I do that too and its a struggle as well. If you can run you have the spirit to fight
cf0bfd No.2308208
>>2308202
Forget the food, just gonna finish my drinking.
Gonna eat a takeaway with my mum tomorrow anyway.
>>2308203
It's a risk, one that I can gamble with. Just like how playing too much videogames fuck up your eyes.
If I get lung cancer, then let it be.
415875 No.2308209
>>2308204
you need your lungs to run!
9d0eb7 No.2308210
7ac94d No.2308211
>>2308209
I don't have anything to run from
a191c7 No.2308212
>>2308211
Run from me, bitch
415875 No.2308214
>>2308205
You can slap me if you want...
if you have the balls~
>>2308206
What about it?
>>2308207
I don't have the spirit of a fighter like you v.v
I like getting hit more than hitting back...
Omg do you run with ankle weights? Starting out is brutal af but totally worth it..
Gracie JJ is very impressive... I'm sure you can destroy Erio now lol
You should really do it too, it'll be fun.
How do you earn your black belt? Do you have to beat the crap out of someone?
>>2308208
Would you into Chemo if you get cancer?
415875 No.2308215
>>2308211
did you run too far to get home?
90dd38 No.2308216
>>2308214
Hmm. I don't think I'm very slappy. I'd have to find out.
We'd have to find out.
9d0eb7 No.2308217
someone let me borrow your LoL account that's Europe so I can play with fortune and his friends
9d0eb7 No.2308218
7ac94d No.2308219
>>2308215
i've been at home all day
a191c7 No.2308221
>>2308213
Then pet me, bitch.
ae4643 No.2308223
>>2308195
You're older now. You get to wear cool business outfits and be cute in a my-time-is-worthwhile-and-I-want-to-spend-it-on-you kind if way. Which imo is a lot cuter and hotter and more real than anything I can give anyone.
7ac94d No.2308224
>>2308221
I don't pet anyone
9d0eb7 No.2308225
loco you hop on discord and read what i sent you
>>2308223
ae4643 No.2308228
>>2308225
Uwu hello
One moment
b41390 No.2308230
loodz look at me
(am I doing it right ?)
b41390 No.2308233
>>2308231
np
>>2308232
Oh boy regrets are coming
9d0eb7 No.2308234
>>2308233
he's a good guy just look at his anime girls
b41390 No.2308235
>>2308234
As long as they are girls and not "girls" I'm fine with it
a191c7 No.2308238
>>2308227
Because I want pets?
9d0eb7 No.2308239
>>2308235
If you ask him nice enough, he might have photos of me
>>2308236
<3
>>2308237
they still cute
415875 No.2308240
>>2308222
but I want to put a collar on you...
Do you jog?
>>2308232
pick me up :3
b41390 No.2308242
>>2308237
Honest question, is Azur Lane worth anything ?
tbh I kinda dig those mobile games with a kind of girl assistant on the home page, like for Fate Grand Order or Azur Lane, but they never look too good on the long run. Any suggestion ?
>>2308239
>>2308237
Give those photos or I'll quote Family Guy in your sleep until you dream of it.
415875 No.2308243
File: 51b996a85725778⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 975.4 KB, 476x360, 119:90, Chikorita sleeps besides a….mp4)
260600 No.2308244
Smash has too many spirits to collect.
7ac94d No.2308245
>>2308238
*pet pet*
there
>>2308239
Pikachu is adorable
>>2308240
I walk or jog almost everywhere.
9d0eb7 No.2308247
>>2308241
ya you're handsome
>>2308242
HAHAHHAHA
>>2308243
that's so cute
>>2308245
yes he issss
72ccfc No.2308248
>>2308240
Where to?
>>2308242
Mate, it wasn't long ago I figured out that Azur Lane was a game. I am not the person to ask about anything related to anime
Except porn maybe.
90dd38 No.2308249
415875 No.2308250
>>2308247
>24/7 get
Chikorita is my fav ><
>>2308248
on your lap :3
>>2308249
did you just grouplink me?
b41390 No.2308251
>>2308247
This can also apply to you you know
>>2308248
But the pics dude, what about the pics ?
72ccfc No.2308252
>>2308247
I try
>>2308250
What happens there?
And did you finish your business today?
>>2308251
Like I said. Porn
b41390 No.2308253
>>2308252
Was talking about Cooki right now. Geez, now I sound forceful when I was only joking
a191c7 No.2308254
>>2308245
*purr purr*
So much for not petting anyone~
90dd38 No.2308255
>>2308250
Yes. At me and you because you didn't respond.
9d0eb7 No.2308256
>>2308250
Chik is sweet
>>2308251
except i don't need a photo of you
>>2308252
natural handsome
b41390 No.2308257
>>2308256
Was talking about the Family Guy thing.
9d0eb7 No.2308258
>>2308255
let me join you're league call i wanna listen to the foreigners
9d0eb7 No.2308259
7ac94d No.2308260
>>2308246
i dunno
>>2308254
only cause you wanted it so bad
7aa161 No.2308261
>>2308223
>>2308184
>>2308012
>>2308014
>>2308122
>>2308138
when you're not virtually molesting people
you're fantasizing about people molesting you
ae4643 No.2308262
oh hooray ty santa it's just what i wanted
90dd38 No.2308263
>>2308258
Are you sure you can handle my friends?
I wonder if they can handle you.
fc194d No.2308264
>wanting to be molested
>Year of the Fridge + 6
9d0eb7 No.2308265
>>2308263
they won't handle me
i'll just be quiet
90dd38 No.2308266
>>2308265
This is the worst idea.
But I accept.
Good luck.
cf0bfd No.2308267
I'm back. I went to the cash machine to withdraw money, and as I went home there was a fork in the road.
Either I go and order a vindaloo, or go crazy and get more drinks from the pub.
I got 3 jagerbombs and a double rum and coke in my system.Drunk SCANS is back.
dc1e87 No.2308268
>>2283623
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7aa161 No.2308269
>>2308267
you drink lots of water
cf0bfd No.2308272
>>2308269
You mean lager. Water is for fishes.