cfa276 No.2306863
Who got a nice fat cock for Christmas?
b9c9b6 No.2306870
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I found a video of Hutzpa's dad.
e60312 No.2306873
>>2306872
good morning lukie I hope you have merry christmas
c4e8ee No.2306874
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
when bard and I first met he gave me this song and I love it so much
e3cfb4 No.2306876
>>2306875
>non-anime-tiddies inbetween.
tsk.
b9c9b6 No.2306877
>>2306875
I sure do love my THICC.
You getting drunk tonight, Blood?
c4e8ee No.2306879
>>2306876
hoe was kerstmis?
e3cfb4 No.2306880
>>2306878
Hiya Hiya. Merry Christmas.
>>2306879
Prima Prima. Maar te lang en wat druk.
c4e8ee No.2306881
>>2306877
I want to but...
you know..
i lack self control even when i'm medicated..
c4e8ee No.2306882
>>2306880
omg... its so hard to learn dutch..
7b8e74 No.2306883
>>2306873
nothing happened
e3cfb4 No.2306884
>>2306882
"Fine fine. But too long and kinda busy."
How ya doing, BC?
007b09 No.2306885
Hope you all had a good Christmas
e60312 No.2306886
>>2306883
yeah me neither.............I'm eating nutter butters right now.......
b9c9b6 No.2306887
>>2306881
You're medicated? Not wise in case you fall asleep and die.
I'll just try and get extra drunk in your lieu.
>>2306885
Was really chill, slept in most of the day.
e3cfb4 No.2306888
>>2306885
Merry Xmas, Scoots.
c4e8ee No.2306889
>>2306884
i'm doing bad now ;~;
i want to learn dutch
but i'm too dumb to do it
>>2306885
god you make me so mad
e3cfb4 No.2306890
>>2306889
Always willing to help, though.
What's wrong?
007b09 No.2306891
>>2306887
Sounds pretty good, Mine was alright, up until I got the ill, frick.
>>2306888
You too forty dude!
>>2306889
Kek, Jets this week. Gonna bury for the bye
c4e8ee No.2306892
>>2306887
mhm anti psychotics to keep me nice and mellow~
but I still want to get drunk when it wears off and i'm alone ;~;
e60312 No.2306893
Me at the moment, enjoying my tasty yakisoba
c4e8ee No.2306894
>>2306890
hmmmm i don't want to be a bother...
I should learn more english before tackling another language...
>>2306891
Man I heard a Pat fan Facebook saying this is going to be another bye week for them, that shit pissed me off. Was that you?
c4e8ee No.2306895
>>2306893
Can we talk in private?
007b09 No.2306897
c4e8ee No.2306899
>>2306897
You guys really know how to piss me the fuck off
c4e8ee No.2306900
>>2306896
I had to stop the video, my family is here
b9c9b6 No.2306901
>>2306891
Don't die, plebian.
Sweat it out.
I kid, hope you get better soon.
>>2306892
Yeah, I'm on anti psychotics too but IDGAF and still drink. Taking me ages to get through a can. I'm on my 2nd can now and I got 7 of the cunts to get rid off.
c4e8ee No.2306903
>>2306901
lol you must have a strong body!
Also be nice to your liver damn it
e3cfb4 No.2306904
>>2306891
>>2306894
Never saw you have issues with English.
Also, you ain't a bother.
c4e8ee No.2306905
>>2306902
i want to click it but I can't..
c4e8ee No.2306906
>>2306904
My English is horrible! Its not my first language...
b9c9b6 No.2306907
>>2306903
My liver had it coming, the filthy slut.
No, I don't have a strong body but I haven't had a hangover in months now.
e3cfb4 No.2306909
>>2306906
Is it not? Then what is?
9f1c15 No.2306910
>>2306905
shame, shame, shame, shame...
e60312 No.2306912
>>2306908
they're american cookie things where they are shaped like circles and have peanut butter in them and are small ittle cookie things
i used to like them alot when i was a kid...
what kind of sweets do you like
c4e8ee No.2306913
>>2306907
What is a hangover like..? :<
>>2306908
Hi
Don't talk to Bard, he belongs to me.
>>2306909
Nope, my first language is ghetto cuz I grew up in the hood mah nigga
I'm being dead serious
>>2306910
Yup they closed down the beer garden
c4e8ee No.2306914
Thick thighs saves lives?
007b09 No.2306916
>>2306901
Drinking lemon, gigner and honey tea, steaming vick's in a bowl, and pain medication. Got to get shit outtie asap xD chest infections are a fucking nightmare
9f1c15 No.2306917
>>2306913
beer gardens attract too many wasps for my liking
b9c9b6 No.2306918
>>2306913
Like a really bad flu where you can't really eat because you'd throw up. That's my explanation, but others would have better ones.
3a324a No.2306920
>>2306915
Reggae remix is a bit odd, but you can't go wrong with steel drums.
https://youtu.be/0Z_nE0-SXRI?t=142
b9c9b6 No.2306921
>>2306916
Oof, sorry to hear, Scoots.
You know what, I can't be arsed drinking, I'm going to go to bed after this can.
007b09 No.2306922
3a324a No.2306924
>>2306923
Gettin that late 80s sci-fi synth vibe. VERY NICEU.
https://youtu.be/_DPOSPbBfPU?t=121
9f1c15 No.2306925
>>2306924
This is also very nice. The first track sounded pretty carpenter brut-like, if that makes sense
https://youtu.be/DxRlzhXS97E?t=554
e824b7 No.2306926
anime tiddies reign supreme
e824b7 No.2306928
>>2306927
hai bard
are you having a good christmas?
e60312 No.2306929
>>2306928
i got alot for christmas even though I'm so old
I got more for christmas than i got sometimes when i was a kid
it's so weird lol
e60312 No.2306930
>>2306928
whats yours like?
e60312 No.2306932
>>2306931
fun posters showing up....
32ad6c No.2306933
>>2306932
Little did you know I've been here the whole time.
e824b7 No.2306934
>>2306930
it was alright
i didn't really get a lot and it was mostly clothes
e60312 No.2306936
>>2306933
wtf
wheres my christmas gift.................
e60312 No.2306937
>>2306934
underwears and socks are super nice to get now that we're adults
e824b7 No.2306938
>>2306937
I did get a few good pairs of socks for work which was nice
e60312 No.2306939
>>2306938
you do construction don't you?
I bet you need thicc ass socc
32ad6c No.2306940
>>2306935
oh you
>>2306936
It's in my pocket, reach in and get it~
e60312 No.2306941
>>2306940
hehe..... Hope you're having a good holidays speccy
32ad6c No.2306942
>>2306941
It's going well. Is yours, Bardo?
Get anything exciting for Christmas? Spend good time with family and friends?
e824b7 No.2306943
>>2306939
yes
Ones that don't get wet easily
>>2306940
oh me?
c4e8ee No.2306944
>>2306917
take me to one <3
i want to get completely fucked up~
>>2306918
My God stop fucking drinking >_<
Its not worth it ><!
>>2306919
Lol I'm serious, I grew up in the South Bronx. Its the poorest place in America, lots of horrible crime... Its hard for me to reminisce about it
>>2306926
Pancake nips
e60312 No.2306945
>>2306942
I got silk pajammies and a nice blankie and money and saw my friends and Im gonna hang out with my brother later
we had dinner with my grandma yhesterday that was nice :3
>>2306943
what kind of construction do you do?
One of my good friends got into concrete stuff recently
installing sump pumps into basements i think...
e70d63 No.2306946
to everyone here that's feeling meh or blue
remember that rumination doesn't solve anything (can you recall the last time it did?)
and drugs (depending on the drug) are temporary and can leave you feeling worse
and Google mindfulness
Merry Christmas, animus
e824b7 No.2306947
>>2306944
they probably go great with some syrup or honey
32ad6c No.2306948
>>2306943
Oh my.
>>2306945
Noice. Whatcha gonna spend ur monies on?
e70d63 No.2306949
was gonna spend the day fucked up.
turns out I didn't need to. and didn't want to either.
c4e8ee No.2306950
>>2306946
Too many big words for me to understand your kindness
e824b7 No.2306952
>>2306945
Actually that's what I do too
as well as foundation work
e60312 No.2306953
>>2306948
i gotta save it so I can move out............................
all I want is a cheap one room one story room with a bathroom attatched to it
why is that so hard to find....
e824b7 No.2306954
>>2306948
who is that goddess
32ad6c No.2306955
>>2306946
Merry Christmas, Kanra.
Feelin' alright? Have some hobbies to relieve stress?
>>2306953
That's a good use of it.
Is it? How hard have you looked?
>>2306954
Which one?
e70d63 No.2306957
>>2306950
tldr dont think too much, but dont numb the thinking with drugs. learn to notice your thoughts and feels, the how and when.
e824b7 No.2306958
>>2306955
the one in the post i was replying to
>>2306956
nuh its love
c4e8ee No.2306959
>>2306957
Ohhhh I'm good, I'm not sad or anything but I would prefer to be alone right now...
Why are people sad today?
>>2306958
Love on a physical level?
32ad6c No.2306960
>>2306958
Haruna, from KanColle apparently.
3a324a No.2306961
>>2306925
Didn't see this post. My bad.
>Goreshit
Press F to pay respekts.
https://youtu.be/rsrALLgQ7cs?t=211
e824b7 No.2306962
>>2306959
It would be very physical
e824b7 No.2306963
>>2306960
too many kancolles
c4e8ee No.2306964
>>2306960
Give me an avatar to use
>>2306962
Do you think she can handle you?
32ad6c No.2306965
>>2306963
Agreed. And Azur Lane is better.
>>2306964
You appear to already have one.
e824b7 No.2306966
>>2306964
Anyone could if they talk to me right
e824b7 No.2306967
>>2306965
I don't have time to keep track of all these waifus
c4e8ee No.2306968
>>2306965
do you think she suits me well?
>>2306966
um... are you a.. um.. slut?
c4e8ee No.2306970
>>2306969
well you stop that
e824b7 No.2306971
>>2306970
but I dont wanna
9f1c15 No.2306972
>>2306944
What do you mean "get"
>>2306961
back to the weird but kinda good stuff then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW9tCu9hG8k
BTW, have we met before?
32ad6c No.2306973
>>2306967
Just become the waifu for everyone to keep track of.
>>2306968
Nothing ever will.
e824b7 No.2306974
>>2306973
no one wants to marry me
d84800 No.2306976
>>2306972
You did, briefly on /mlp/ I think.
9f1c15 No.2306978
>>2306975
You wouldn't be from outer heaven by any chance?
>>2306976
Hmm. There's been some utsuhou posters since then, so I can't be sure.
c4e8ee No.2306980
>>2306971
you should be pure like me...
there are better ways to cum~
>>2306972
i want to get drunk and stuff but I don't have the balls v.v
>>2306973
Do you think anything comes close?
3a324a No.2306981
>>2306976
I never posted on /mlp/.
>>2306978
Nop.
e824b7 No.2306982
>>2306980
what if I don't wanna cum
32ad6c No.2306983
>>2306979
Damn...
>>2306980
just bee ur self
d84800 No.2306984
>>2306978
Back then it was as Celestia, mainly.
d84800 No.2306985
>>2306981
Then you two never met.
9f1c15 No.2306986
>>2306980
Alcohol is overrated and dumb.
>>2306981
Too bad. So whence cometh this raven?
c4e8ee No.2306988
>>2306982
Then... what...?
Stop being lewd...
>>2306983
Alright I'll be myself~
But I still want an avatar that matches my irl personality
>>2306986
I'm sorry are you Arabic?
e824b7 No.2306989
>>2306988
but it's fun
don't you like fun?
3a324a No.2306990
>>2306984
How can you even recall that far back.
>>2306985
Obviously, Tracer.
>>2306986
Tracer's past.
c4e8ee No.2306992
>>2306989
I like cumming with someone I love >_<
>>2306990
HI how was your kerstmis?
c4e8ee No.2306993
>>2306991
oh thank god
how was your day?
3a324a No.2306994
>>2306991
No? Im only the Okuu poster with the biggest Okuu folder in the universe!
>>2306992
Im slow cooking chicken.
e824b7 No.2306995
>>2306992
who do you love?
b9c9b6 No.2306996
Couldn't really settle down. No sleep for me.
Put the cans away in the fridge like a decent human being.
Gonna cook BBQ Beef Super noodles.
c4e8ee No.2306997
>>2306994
how long will that take?
>>2306995
I know I love myself... its kinda creepy for a person to love them self this much, but I can't really help it.
I don't know how to love others when I already love myself
d84800 No.2306998
>>2306990
Out first interaction was you as an anonymous posting images of Celestia, while I posted as Red on Ponychan.
e824b7 No.2306999
>>2306997
oh
that's pretty lame
9f1c15 No.2307000
>>2306993
mostly regular, made dinner, prepared stuff for tomorrow's dinner, made some cookies, watched a bit of skyfall with my family
>>2306994
Well, tracer's past is kind of also my past, except for efchan where I didn't step foot
c4e8ee No.2307001
>>2306999
>999
yeah... I just never felt the same about someone else . I think I'm broken
c4e8ee No.2307003
>>2307000
I didn't know Germans ate anything other than sausage, beer, and chocolate
9f1c15 No.2307004
>>2307003
are these euphemisms
c4e8ee No.2307005
>>2307002
I want to say.. 3...
I'm easy to fix I promise!
>>2307004
stop using words I don't understand ><
3a324a No.2307006
>>2306997
Forever!
>>2306998
Im sure you regret it. Im sorry.
>>2307000
Tracer goes further than efchan.
GETchan was a spot too.
cdd642 No.2307007
Nobody told me Erin is back.
Merry christmas.
9f1c15 No.2307008
>>2307005
Okay. Rectangle. Apple. Sword. Ocean.
>>2307006
Tell me more dirty secrets.
9f1c15 No.2307009
>>2307007
cute zinogre
merry padoru
d84800 No.2307010
>>2307006
As I recall, I thought you were a woman through most of our previous interactions. With how submissive you described interactions at work with another male coworker. But then you elaborated you were a guy. So that was the only odd moment I found through our conversations.
c4e8ee No.2307013
>>2307006
I wanna taste it ><
>>2307007
-noms-
Forget about Erin...
>>2307008
-bounces on your lap-
yay!
>>2307011
Nice claim
229118 No.2307014
>>2307011
Merry Christmas to the lucky Pot o' Gold too!
0e2c29 No.2307016
>>2307013
Thanks! I'm quite proud of my claims
fc1b2a No.2307018
Forgive me I was busy with my family being belittled
>um so like... what the family pet passes away, would you feel anything for it? Or is it just shallow emotions that can't go very deep? I'm sorry for all the questions...
I care about the pets more than the people
They can all go fuck themselves
9f1c15 No.2307019
>>2307013
That's rape!
>>2307015
enjoying christmas?
0e2c29 No.2307020
>>2307017
Monika? Evil?
Nah, she just has a very loose sense of ethics!
0e2c29 No.2307021
>>2307019
It was alright. We did most of our celebrating yesterday on Christmas Eve.
Now I'm just chilling before I have to go back into work tomorrow. wew
How was yours?
3a324a No.2307022
>>2307010
What, really? Jesus Christ, man.
>>2307008
We've known of each other for the better part of 7 years. But really we don't much deeper than that.
>>2307013
Pls wait.
d84800 No.2307023
>>2307022
I was also dedicated to me posting as Red and not talking, so I don't recall.
c4e8ee No.2307024
>>2307018
pets are so much fun
they're there to comfort us when we're feeling down ><
what was your family doing to you? ._.,
>>2307019
its only rape if you cum...
But why are you German and you don't drink?
>>2307020
I should really play that game...
I want to learn more about her~
>>2307022
I want nom now ;~;
how did you prepare it and stuff?
3a324a No.2307025
>>2307023
I meant the fact you thought of me as a woman because I just have that personality. I'm shook.
0e2c29 No.2307026
>>2307024
Half of Monika is fleshed out in the little ARG things they stick in the game's files during the game, it's pretty neat I think!
d84800 No.2307027
>>2307025
Well excuse me for triggering your panties princess.
9f1c15 No.2307029
>>2307021
same actually
made beef wellington for dinner on 24th
got some neat presents, clothes, logic puzzles, some cash, chocolate, gift cards
watched some movies with my brother and my old colleague who's visiting his parents next door
roasted deer today and spent some time with family
prepared rouladen for tomorrow
my sister is gonna be here too, you can imagine my enthusiasm
>>2307022
Any aliases I may know you by?
>>2307024
There's hardly any alcohol I like to taste, so I mostly drink for ceremonial reasons, and I've never found a good reason to ingest mind altering substances, especially not for fun. I in fact have the most fun when I'm not drunk.
c4e8ee No.2307030
>>2307026
man all that gamefag lingo I don't understand ._.,
c4e8ee No.2307031
>>2307029
ahaha you're not even German you're a scrub
I'm not kidding, i'm glad there is someone here besides me who doesn't drink
0e2c29 No.2307032
>>2307029
Roasted deer sounds pretty darn tasty. I'm jelly
>>2307030
To be fair, you could just play the game and then youtube the little easter eggs and stuff. the game's been pretty much picked apart at this point kek
41ad98 No.2307033
>>2307031
I am deeply sorry that you are a soulless faggot who wishes to not have fun.
3a324a No.2307034
>>2307027
My panties aren't twisted, I thought I was considered manly all this time. Macho as HECK.
>>2307029
Nope.
41ad98 No.2307035
>>2307034
I assumed you were a girl, honestly.
d84800 No.2307036
>>2307034
People literally called you Mom from several websites.
9f1c15 No.2307037
>>2307031
Well good.
>>2307032
the wellington was better, deer was a tad dry. Don't get to cook it often. although my parents are getting hunting licenses so maybe.
>>2307034
This is so said, alexa play blue bird lamentation
fc1b2a No.2307038
>>2307024
Trying to make me feel bad about decisions they pressured me to make
3a324a No.2307039
>>2307035
ufuckinwotm8.
>>2307036
That's just supposed to be a shit meme and you know it.
>>2307037
I mean it wouldn't change anything, would it?
41ad98 No.2307040
>>2307039
Did I fucking stutter, faggot?
3a324a No.2307041
>>2307040
How would I take someone who posts jewish priestesses seriously. I'm assuming you hopped on the ruse cruise.
d84800 No.2307042
>>2307039
Whatever you say Mom.
9f1c15 No.2307043
>>2307039
Who can say. Might give us some intersections that can serve as conversation topics. Or if you remember anything about me.
But I'm down for anything else usually, so yeah I guess it doesn't matter. I was mostly curious.
41ad98 No.2307044
>>2307041
Who am I taking seriously? I am just going off your persona that you are putting out there.
And it screams "I am woman, hear me cum"
0e2c29 No.2307046
>>2307037
I never had Beef Wellington either
3a324a No.2307047
>>2307042
Come AC7, you're getting ass full of AIM-9M Side Winder.
>>2307042
Hey, as long as we got music to give to each other we'll be fine.
>>2307044
Great, I'm more feminine than the dorks who want to be girls in this place. Puts the OOF in Christoof.
c4e8ee No.2307048
>>2307032
Ew no I don't want to ruin the fun by YouTubing stuff...
>>2307033
do you really think I'm soulless...?
>>2307037
Some anon said I'm not fun for not drinking, is she telling the truth?
>>2307038
Wow... I see...
that very bad v_v
You shouldn't be around people like that...
>>2307045
-cuddles-
maybe I can't be your mommy tonight..?
41ad98 No.2307049
>>2307048
I think everybody is soulless, but I do believe that you are without fun.
d84800 No.2307050
>>2307047
Thankfully I know how to dodge.
Misslink there.
0e2c29 No.2307051
>>2307048
I take no shame in it, especially when a lot of the little lore bits pop into the game quite randomly
c4e8ee No.2307052
>>2307049
are you soulless?
i'm sorry for being so boring v.v
>>2307051
Hmmm alright I'll try it your way, I'll win the game first and go back to find the eggs I missed...
41ad98 No.2307053
>>2307047
Yup, you are pretty feminine. So much so that I would throw your ass over a chair and fuck you. Bet your ass is soft and fat too.
>>2307052
Yes, based on the standard definition of souls, I am also soulless.
9f1c15 No.2307054
>>2307046
Tricky to get right but very rewarding!
also costs quite a bit.
>>2307048
I've never struggled to have fun without alcohol.
849e7c No.2307055
They're not soulless, they're a soul without a soulbag so their soul is spilling everywhere and it's a mess
3a324a No.2307056
>>2307050
You can never dodge one angry bird.
>>2307043
They know it was for them.
>>2307053
Really makes me think.
0e2c29 No.2307059
>>2307054
I'm too low-class for that kinda fancy cooking!
41ad98 No.2307060
>>2307056
Too bad it your thinking doesn't make you change your actions.
7b8e74 No.2307061
>>2306912
i like strawberry cheesecake
and creulers
and creame puffs
>>2306913
no
3a324a No.2307062
>>2307057
Pls respond.
>>2307058
You can't escape a nuclear strike, that's for sure.
c4e8ee No.2307063
>>2307053
How do you know you don't have a soul?
>>2307054
What do you for fun then?
>>2307055
who are you talking about....?
d84800 No.2307064
>>2307062
Belka nuked it's own clay to end the war. Was super smart.
c4e8ee No.2307065
>>2307061
do you want to meet up with me? you have to pick me up from the air port cuz iunno how to drive
0e2c29 No.2307066
>>2307052
I hope you enjoy it!
41ad98 No.2307068
>>2307063
Because I define what a soul is, or the majority define what a soul is, and based on that definition I do not have a soul.
c4e8ee No.2307069
>>2307066
I can't enjoy it v.v
Buy me a new laptop
849e7c No.2307071
>>2307063
I'll have to think about it
0e2c29 No.2307072
>>2307069
I do not think that's within my ability, sadly
c4e8ee No.2307073
>>2307067
Why not? I just want to make you feel better
>>2307068
Everyone has a soul...
Even you...
>>2307070
>dubs
Why not? I don't bite much
>>2307071
You better not be
>>2307072
awh okay...
I'll just play on your laptop hehe
9f1c15 No.2307074
>>2307059
The procedure itself may be tricky, but I consider properly making stuffed turkey to be more difficult. It's just that less can go wrong with turkey.
If you just stick with the recipe/video you'll still end up with something very delicious, just not a dish you can serve easily as it will probably fall apart. Still delicious!
>>2307062
I don't know what you mean by "they know it was for them".
>>2307063
Watch everyone else get drunk, play games which they get progressively worse at, taking care of people and getting people excited about my music choices
41ad98 No.2307075
>>2307073
Defend that claim, because I have no reason to assume such.
0e2c29 No.2307076
>>2307073
I dont have a laptop either! Just a desktop
>>2307074
You could just deep fry your turkey~
9f1c15 No.2307077
>>2307076
that doesn't sound bad. If chicken, why not turkey?
in fact, has KFC ever offered turkey as a christmas special before?
229118 No.2307078
When it comes to Wellingtons, you can't do worse than that bitch that chucked a bunch of perfectly cooked ones in the trash
c4e8ee No.2307080
>>2307074
You don't try to take advantage of them?
>>2307075
so when you look at yourself in the mirror are your eyes dead or something?
>>2307076
god damn it...
I'll borrow your desktop then...
Where do you live?
849e7c No.2307081
>>2307073
So why do you post cute girls
To attract hungry guys?
41ad98 No.2307082
>>2307080
That is a subjective question. Dead, in that sense, means nothing. My eyes are simply there.
9f1c15 No.2307083
>>2307078
who would do such a thing?
d84800 No.2307084
>>2307073
I've already got one psychotic mother, I don't need two.
0e2c29 No.2307085
>>2307077
I'm not sure if KFC does that. And it's not like you're deep frying it like chicken, where you bread it and stuff. We just deep fry the whole thing in a specialized fryer actually.
>>2307080
I live all the way down in Florida it sucks down here
7b8e74 No.2307087
>>2307073
no transportation
9f1c15 No.2307088
>>2307085
o
well i haven't got any of those..
c4e8ee No.2307090
>>2307081
I would love to post my husbando but he doesn't have a lot of fanart. Maybe I should cap the anime
229118 No.2307091
>>2307083
Meese of Hell's Kitchen, Season 15
Eventually kicked out because of her lack of communication with the red team
849e7c No.2307092
>>2307090
Regardless you must be pretty gay to be in a thread full of cute anime girls.
d84800 No.2307093
>>2307089
ah, so you are a girl then?
c4e8ee No.2307094
>>2307082
Do you have emotion? Emotion comes from the soul
>>2307084
In what way is she psychotic if I may ask?
I'm not psychotic lmao
>>2307085
Yeah that's too far... I live in liberal New York v.v
I have family in NC maybe we can meet halfway?
>>2307086
Why do you choose not to take advantage of them? You can steal their money, rape the cute, etc
>>2307087
I know you have a car...
>>2307089
Oh shit I love it
>>2307092
I'm not gay... You are
9f1c15 No.2307095
>>2307089
hut zoo nay mee koo/10
>>2307091
"meese, i don't want my guests eating on an instalment plan"
0e2c29 No.2307096
>>2307094
Sorry, my schedule is P A C K E D
I'll let you know when I'm in the NC area!
9f1c15 No.2307101
>>2307094
Because I'd prefer staying friends with them?
41ad98 No.2307102
>>2307094
Emotion comes from chemicals. That is well known.
e3cfb4 No.2307103
>>2306944
Ahh, I didn't know.
Still makes you a native speaker though.
c4e8ee No.2307104
>>2307096
damn... alright...
I'll save up for a new laptop in the meantime...
>>2307098
You don't have a car?
>>2307101
Hmm I don't understand why. What's in it for you?
>>2307102
Emotions causes chemicals to flood the brain, don't be silly
>>2307103
-hug-
Did you have a good fap?
And ghetto is a different language, trust me
cdd642 No.2307105
hi wish
hi luka
hi fortuna
hope you're having a nice holiday
849e7c No.2307107
>>2307094
I'm not looking for love and comfort, I just want someone who would fit in as a family in the long-term, so naturally it should be a girl so that things aren't awkward.
7b8e74 No.2307108
41ad98 No.2307109
>>2307104
If that were the case, we wouldn't be able to affect emotions by chemicals, which we can do.
e3cfb4 No.2307110
>>2307104
...Yes actually. Then I took a nap.
I'll count it as a second language at best.
>>2307105
Merry Christmas, Grinboy.
f55edc No.2307112
>>2307105
Hi Grim, what did you get me for Christmas?
c4e8ee No.2307113
>>2307106
Do you think I can hitch a ride and make my way to you?
>>2307107
Do you even like girls?
>>2307109
Listen you have a soul. Accept it!
>>2307110
Did you cum a lot ><?
cdd642 No.2307114
>>2307112
you have my renewed friendship.
/squishu
>>2307111
who dis
>>2307110
/huggu
>>2307108
/hugghuggu
41ad98 No.2307116
>>2307113
You have given me no reason to accept it.
e3cfb4 No.2307117
>>2307113
I don't know how much is a lot. I ain't an expert.
>>2307114
How ya doing, man?
>who dis
check the name properly.
d84800 No.2307118
Machinae.
Give me some music with funk.
f55edc No.2307119
>>2307114
Was our friendship ended? uwu
cdd642 No.2307120
oh muu
dude coblear is in the UK did you say hi to him
hes in london
>>2307119
nah
but its renewed
what did you get for me
>>2307117
warm and happy
you
e3cfb4 No.2307121
>>2307120
Tired, but happy still.
f55edc No.2307122
>>2307120
My dick in your ass
Onahole?
98c192 No.2307124
Merry Christmas, Grommles^^
98c192 No.2307125
I should take a pic of my tree it's fkn huge lol
9f1c15 No.2307127
>>2307104
Long-term profits like having a social life, not becoming cripplingly depressed, and not coming into contact with law enforcement. For one.
>>2307118
Posted some here
>>2306902
for jazz, anything by shoji meguro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jm8nnHqx80
98c192 No.2307128
97a869 No.2307129
41ad98 No.2307130
Well....you aren't wrong!
97a869 No.2307132
f55edc No.2307133
98c192 No.2307134
cdd642 No.2307135
>>2307122
dont appreciate the unwanted sexual advances
dont need an onahole
>>2307121
verygood
>>2307124
hi welms
lol I read your fb post
post tree
d84800 No.2307136
>>2307094
Borderline Personality Disorder.
It would take a while to explain all of your mental issues and I'm playing games.
>>2307099
uh huh.
f55edc No.2307137
>>2307135
>the unwanted sexual advances
Sorry babe, I don't do brown.
What do you want?
9f1c15 No.2307138
>>2307131
~wake up, get up, get out there~
cdd642 No.2307139
>>2307137
then dont offer
I don't really know tbh
socks would be nice
98c192 No.2307142
e3cfb4 No.2307143
>>2307140
Ooooh. Christmas Tree.
It's a nice one. Enjoy.
And Merry Christmas.
f55edc No.2307144
>>2307139
Sorry, I know jokes are a really tough concept.
I actually got a bunch of socks this year, it was the best.
cdd642 No.2307145
>>2307144
"jokes"
right
thats neat
I need a pair of wooly fuzzy socks lol
cdf734 No.2307146
Grim is okay with having homosex as long as it's through a sheet with a hole in it cause it doesn't violate the rules of Islam that way
Pass it on
98c192 No.2307147
f55edc No.2307148
>>2307145
Sorry if you don't get it
>wooly fuzzy socks
Those are actually the worst, I hate how they feel on my toes.
>>2307146
Thank Mr. Antichrist
cdf734 No.2307149
Just got home from my aunt's house btw
Semi-drunk and going to get drunker
If I end up sacrificing one of u to the Yule Father it's just part of the holiday spirit
>>2307147
Only if I ＢＥＴＲＡＹ him by having a cock
>>2307148
I'm known as Al-Masih ad-Dajjal to Grim's people
f55edc No.2307150
>>2307149
Is this going to be on the test?
98c192 No.2307151
>>2307149
it wasn't betrayal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
c4e8ee No.2307152
>>2307115
I want to have so much with you ><
Just make sure no one knows I'm there~
>>2307116
Are you an Atheist or something?
>>2307117
A lot is like enough to get a girl pregnant
>>2307127
Hmm... Is that really a thing? I don't have any friends, I live alone and I never felt lonely or depressed about it
>>2307132
qt? <3 nini~
>>2307136
Hm... what exactly is BPD like in a person? What game are you playing?
>>2307140
impressive :o
e3cfb4 No.2307153
>>2307152
Ehh... I guess it probably was?
cdf734 No.2307154
I should sacrifice a virgin, I guess
Fortune perhaps
>>2307150
No but I may or may not incorporate it into my name field at some point
All of the names I've used here over the past years have more or less been Antichrist references btw
>>2307151
What do u mean? Are you one of the people he's accused of betrayal?
>>2307152
-slides my hand down the back of your panties and forces my finger into your butt- Hey slut
d84800 No.2307156
>>2307152
Look it up, I don't have time to type a long explanation.
Overwatch.
98c192 No.2307157
>>2307154
yes
brown daddy is un-mgd-able :(
e3cfb4 No.2307158
>>2307154
No sacrificing me.
For what, even?
cdd642 No.2307159
c4e8ee No.2307160
>>2307153
think you can get me pregs?
>>2307154
Fort-cute and I are going to trade v-cards
I can't lewd in front of my boyfriend...
>>2307155
hm.. I wonder why that happens to people...
>>2307156
I've looked it up but they only give retarded canned answers. I want to learn about it from someone who actually has experience with it
f55edc No.2307161
>>2307154
Make your name something about how infatuated you are with me.
2f4111 No.2307162
>Tell family I don't normally wake up until 11 am
>Be told I have to be up at 7
>Have a bit to drink last night
>Get woken up and go up stairs
>Hurr Kyle why do you look so hung over?
>3 hours of sleep and they think it's because I drank
Fucking holidays.
cdf734 No.2307164
>>2307157
Wasn't he going to buttsex u irl even tho he knew u had a cock?
>>2307158
To celebrate Yule, obvs
>>2307159
-kissu-
>>2307160
U had a pretend boyfriend last night and somehow it led to me cumming on your face in thread
Ur just trying to get that to happen again even tho that part of celebrating Yule is already over
cdf734 No.2307165
>>2307161
Maybe if you make yours something about how infatuated you are with me first
c4e8ee No.2307167
>>2307162
I had a friend name Kyle all through high school. I called him Cow for the entire four years, he never knew
98c192 No.2307168
>>2307164
and then kill me after :(
cdf734 No.2307169
I think Fortune kind of gets a crush on every female poster btw
Don't play w/ his heart
>>2307166
In what way is that supposed to express your undying love for me?
>>2307168
Maybe
The danger is part of the fun
41ad98 No.2307170
>>2307152
Well, yes, though that is a separate question to the one we are discussing.
2f4111 No.2307171
Legit, dude. All I see are your reply stubs to my posts.
c4e8ee No.2307172
>>2307163
What's wrong?
>>2307164
How should I celebrate Yule... hurry
cdf734 No.2307173
>>2307171
Why are you filtering that pretty tripcode I made
Rood
>>2307172
However you want ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I ate a ton of food and now I'm getting drunk; that's what I'm doing
e3cfb4 No.2307174
>>2307160
I wouldn't know why not.
>>2307164
What do I get out of it?
>>2307169
Nahh.
Just BC.
9f1c15 No.2307175
>>2307172
With me? Nothing.
f55edc No.2307176
>>2307169
Well it expresses that I'm not infatuated with you.
>I think Fortune kind of gets a crush on every female poster btw
I think Fortune kind of gets a crush on every female poster btw
2f4111 No.2307177
>>2307173
A king has no time for the village idiots.
d84800 No.2307178
>>2307160
Main problems I have with her are that she is abusive/manipulative to people if they're on her inside trust circle where she shows her true emotions on display, and wears a 'nice' mask when talking to people outside her 'circle'.
She has mood swings, depression episodes, and she gets very upset over trivial things.
She creates conflict where there is none and is emotional about everything.
The 'nice' mask lets her create new friends easily but then she pushes them away with all the drama.
2f4111 No.2307180
Wish about to get this dick.
9f1c15 No.2307181
>>2307178
i think you are vaguely describing moms in general
or maybe my mom is also psychotic
c4e8ee No.2307182
>>2307169
He better only have a crush on me.
Also he's going to mess your face up, you better watch your back
>>2307170
Ohhhh that's why you refuse to open your mind
>>2307171
I just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas :(
>>2307173
I'm glad you ate a lot. I'm sure the person made must be very happy
What are you drinking? -looks over your shoulder-
>
98c192 No.2307183
>>2307169
not if the death is guaranteed x_x bad odds are bad
41ad98 No.2307185
>>2307182
My mind is plenty open, but that doesn't mean I am going to believe some claim that has not a single shred of evidence to support it.
849e7c No.2307186
>>2307120
So you do recognize me!
It's a bit far to get over there during christmas, though.
>>2307113
I usually can't stand their personalities. But they can be cute.
d84800 No.2307187
>>2307181
It's pretty extreme though.
cdf734 No.2307189
>>2307174
A quick death if u don't struggle
What about the other gril? Have u accepted that she's yuri now?
>>2307176
How does saying you're not a loli express that
Not on me; I'm too much for him
>>2307177
Filtering is for PUSSIES!!!
>>2307182
His whole body would shatter just from trying tho
Cinnamon whiskey with honey in it -kisses you and gets honey on your lips-
>>2307183
It's not GUARANTEED, is it? I guess u can't know for sure what will happen unless u try
2f4111 No.2307190
>>2307189
I'm not a cat. I'm a dog.
f55edc No.2307191
>>2307188
dont appreciate the unwanted sexual advances
>>2307189
The name is separate from the trip.
cdf734 No.2307192
I wish Blood-chan wouldn't try to bait me into raping her every time we talk
I'm not even horny right now
>>2307190
Then turn the filter off and just say "BORF BORF BORF BORF" whenever Blood-chan links u
c4e8ee No.2307193
>>2307174
you're going to have to save yourself for a week to have any chance of getting me pregs~
>>2307175
Am I boring you?
Wanna talk about something else, hun?
>>2307178
I don't want to read all this...
I'm kidding I'll read it~
Also don't post Lewd Mash, she's too pure.
Does your mom enjoy the drama..?
>>2307185
No your way of thinking is narrowed of you're an Atheist, it is too late for you
d84800 No.2307194
>>2307192
They are, all the time.
d84800 No.2307195
>>2307193
>Does your mom enjoy the drama..?
The whole point is that they aren't aware of it happening.
2f4111 No.2307196
>>2307191
*Slides my hand into your pants*
9f1c15 No.2307197
>>2307187
well i certainly do have the impression other families are less dysfunctional and obnoxious in general
surely it's something most people think because putting on fake shows for visitors etc. but i find it harder to believe that most, or even a sizeable percentage of families are as shitty as mine
>>2307193
I am in fact bored with your pathological lies.
e3cfb4 No.2307198
>>2307189
Methinks I'm a struggler though. This will not do.
>>2307193
Then we'd better plan in advance. That ain't happening naturally.
41ad98 No.2307199
>>2307193
Awful broad brush there, don't you think?
If you could provide me with some good reason to believe in some greater power, shoot. Convince me. Or admit you have no propelling argument and move along.
I think you moving along is a cowards way out and essentially you giving up though.
cdf734 No.2307200
>>2307191
You could say my name field also expresses how infatuated I am with u in that it suggests I'm only infatuated with myself
>>2307194
People in the waifu threads bully her about her favorite sexual outlet too much
>>2307198
Do u even lift? It'll probably be quick anyway :^)
cdf734 No.2307202
>>2307201
Do you post there under some trap name, by the way?
e3cfb4 No.2307203
>>2307200
No. I'm sure you could take me. I'm weak as heck.
c4e8ee No.2307204
>>2307186
There is this thing called "money" if you show it to her she'll become so nice, she'll even be your best friend! But this trick only lasts for a limited time. After a while she'll go back to being a complete bitch if you don't give her the money
>>2307189
Well then I'll fight you
I'm going to turn your bones to dust
>>2307192
Such a weak little man, can't get it up?
>>2307195
Whoaa
Oh wow...
Hm that must be really hard to deal with
f55edc No.2307206
>>2307196
*Farts nervously*
>>2307200
Didn't you tell me that you had a crush on me again
c4e8ee No.2307207
>>2307197
H-how did you know? :o
>>2307198
You can't control yourself? Its not that hard you horny boy ><
>>2307199
Nah uh you first have to open your mind and allow a higher power to enter. I cannot do anything for you at this moment :/
abe9f2 No.2307208
>>2307200
i think your name fields suggests how infatuated you are with anti christ and whoever hark is
41ad98 No.2307211
>>2307207
Seems like a cop out if ever I head one. I've heard more compelling arguments for pedophilia.
cdf734 No.2307212
>>2307203
Who will stop me from having a threesome with Sabrina and her gf, then?
>>2307204
You aren't going to get cummies this way
You know you have to beg like a good girl if you want them, and then you only MIGHT get them
>>2307205
Jack posted as a girl there for a while as part of an evil plan
>>2307206
I think ur wishful thinking caused you to misread something I said
>>2307208
The Antichrist is the essence of the Self
cdf734 No.2307214
Also hark is just a word but the Japanese are retarded and don't know that
abe9f2 No.2307215
>>2307212
>The Antichrist is the essence of the Self
i dont know what this means
d84800 No.2307216
>>2307212
Jack's a fucking idiot.
cdf734 No.2307217
>>2307213
Not yet
I'm drinking and getting e-violent
9f1c15 No.2307218
>>2307207
Let's say, I've spent a sufficient amount of time talking to steveAn.
cdf734 No.2307219
>>2307215
Then don't try to pretend you UNDERSTAND ME DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2307216
He's a cutie
f55edc No.2307220
>>2307208
Your name should be how infatuated you are with me, too.
>>2307209
*Farts loudly*
>>2307210
*Holds your head under the blanket and rips a loud one*
>>2307212
Jokes on you, I don't read your posts.
d84800 No.2307221
>>2307218
Talking at*
>>2307219
I disagree.
c4e8ee No.2307222
>>2307211
That's a lie and you know it. There is no help for you and only you can fix yourself.
>>2307212
I can get them from Fort-cute now~
>>2307213
Cute
>>2307214
wan wan
>>2307218
I thought you were a newfag?
41ad98 No.2307224
>>2307222
I have literally no reason to lie. If there is a greater power, and the end result of me not believing in it is my endless and eternal torture, why would I choose to lie instead of searching for the truth?
c4e8ee No.2307225
>>2307220
-coughs and struggles to breath-
9f1c15 No.2307226
>>2307221
A distinction without a difference, yeah.
>>2307222
To some, I guess, but not to all. I'm a 2011 boomer
cdf734 No.2307227
>>2307220
You prefer to just fantasize that I'm in love with u (in a homo way) apparently
The harsh reality (that my love is platonic and non-homo) is 2 much for u
>>2307221
He's one of my best e-friends
>>2307222
Probably not; he's far too beta to cum in public
Dogs don't say "wan wan"; don't let Shio-chan's silly country trick you
e3cfb4 No.2307228
>>2307207
Ooh, I totally can. But I don't bother without a reason.
This would be a good one.
>>2307212
Sabsy, presumably.
d84800 No.2307230
f55edc No.2307231
>>2307223
I don't have anymore gas...
>>2307225
:)
>>2307227
Yeah, I just want everyone to love me to get the most attention.
>>2307229
完璧
d0120b No.2307232
>>2307217
Whats making you turn violent ?
>>2307222
thanks
can I see your tits ?
cdf734 No.2307233
>>2307228
She misses cock
>>2307229
What's there to understand about u
Ur a NEET virgin whose life mission is arguing about war crimes on the internet in service of daddy Nippon
>>2307230
U just don't understand his level of comedy
>>2307231
Idk if u ever realized but ur literally an MGD btw the way
c4e8ee No.2307235
>>2307224
I hope my Lord grants me permission to administer your eternal punishment
>>2307226
Fucking Boomers.
Why haven't I seen you before?
Where were you hiding?
>>2307227
dogs say "please stop I want to live" with their eyes hahaha
Hmm I will have to toughen up my Fort..
>>2307228
How do you fair in a fight?
Can you handle me in bed or do you want me to do all the work?
>>2307231
Actually I would be impressed if you can hold me down
>>2307232
>
c4e8ee No.2307236
New thread?
New thread when?
41ad98 No.2307237
>>2307235
Seems an abhorrent and immoral thing to wish for.
abe9f2 No.2307238
>>2307214
searching for it in a translator only gives me the song name
>>2307227
cats dont say meow and lions dont say roar either
>>2307231
やった
>>2307233
that wasnt what i was talking about
e3cfb4 No.2307239
>>2307233
Then no one, I guess.
>Can you handle me?
I'd have to try to fight out, you know?
>,,in a fight.
I don't stand a chance.
c4e8ee No.2307240
>>2307237
I'm going to melt the flesh from your bones and wear it
>>2307238
wan wan wan wan?
d0120b No.2307241
>>2307235
Thank god
I needed that
41ad98 No.2307242
>>2307240
And like that you lose any high ground you thought you had.
c4e8ee No.2307243
>>2307239
I want you to exercise with me then
e3cfb4 No.2307245
>>2307243
I could, but only in a limited fashion.
Which is to say that I can't/won't on many days.
cb3c83 No.2307246
I made a cannabis infused aioli and over salted it
sadboiiiiiiii
cdf734 No.2307247
>>2307232
I'm just high energy like that
>>2307234
Nah I wouldn't e-diagnose u
But you HAVE done MGD things
>>2307235
U should break all his bones daily
It's the only way to toughen him up from the abysmally low T state he's in
>>2307239
Why are you being lewd at me; that's gay
>>2307244
-makes out with you-
cdf734 No.2307248
>>2307238
Cats and lions with freedom say those things
cdf734 No.2307249
And what were u talking about then
f55edc No.2307250
>>2307235
Yeah, I'm a smol petite girl after all.
>>2307238
アイラブユー
>>2307247
Like?
>>2307246
Fucking noob lmao
c4e8ee No.2307251
>>2307241
I should have gotten all her lewds...
Make the thread straight again
>>2307242
I cannot provide proof to people who refuse to give them self a chance. You have to allow yourself to open up and allow a higher power to communicate with you
>>2307244
-loves you the most-
cdf734 No.2307253
>>2307250
You probably didn't actually
You were probably just being tsun when you claimed you never had feelings for that person you e-dated
>>2307251
I made out with Bart; I obviously love him more
cb3c83 No.2307254
>>2307250
;~;
Pls scold me more
c4e8ee No.2307255
There's no air in this room... brb
d0120b No.2307256
>>2307247
I'm pretty low energy right now.
New spider man was cool though.
>>2307251
Oh she doesn't have a penis ?
2e9020 No.2307257
>>2307235
I thought I'd given you a full rundown.
I joined this place less than a year ago.
mostly on b, mlp, pony
e3cfb4 No.2307258
>>2307247
That it is. I mislinked.
>>2307235
>Can you handle me?
I'd have to try to fight out, you know?
>,,in a fight.
I don't stand a chance.
Sorry for the delay.
abe9f2 No.2307259
>>2307240
わんわん
>>2307248
freedom to do what?
>>2307249
you using google translate on my posts and assuming things
>>2307250
愛羅武勇
cdf734 No.2307260
>>2307252
How u
I got a bunch of clothes and money
>>2307255
Little known fact: Blood-chan bathes rarely, so whenever she's posting in a thread, it's safe to assume she is the STINKIEST person in said thread
>>2307256
Loli Spiderman best Spiderman
cdf734 No.2307261
>>2307258
Fraudian mislink
>>2307259
Maul the Japanese
d0120b No.2307262
>>2307260
She didn't even do anything though.
She lost her only fight
cdf734 No.2307263
>>2307262
She was kawaii tho
abe9f2 No.2307264
>>2307261
they do we just have the freedom to do it back
f55edc No.2307265
>>2307253
Which one?
>>2307254
I bet you can't even boil water
>>2307259
你好吗?
e60312 No.2307266
>>2307260
i got a lot of money and clothes hehe~
gotta work tomorrow so im bummed out about that.......... what knd of clothes stuff you get?
I ate tasty foods today too
cdf734 No.2307269
>>2307264
They'll nuke u if u do that
>>2307265
I guess that actually applies to multiple ones from things u've said
>>2307266
Mostly warm stuff
I think I'll use 20 of the dollars to drunkenly order an Aggretsuko t-shirt tho
>>2307268
Why are you giving me bedroom eyes
cb3c83 No.2307270
>>2307265
Can you help me boil a cup?
d0120b No.2307271
>>2307263
yeah thats true
Is she actually from the comics though ?
e3cfb4 No.2307272
>>2307269
I am not.
This better?
abe9f2 No.2307273
>>2307269
i dont think lions have nukes
e60312 No.2307274
>>2307269
succubus (male) shirt
f55edc No.2307275
>>2307267
I don't what you said~
>>2307269
Unlucky...
>>2307270
No, cups are solid and don't boil.
cdf734 No.2307278
>>2307271
Yeah but she has more of a cyberpunk aesthetic than an anime one
Her comics just have a bunch of anime references
The movie was an improvement
>>2307272
Dazzled-by-the-prospect-of-cock eyes
>>2307273
Are you sure? Who knows what they're hiding
>>2307274
So a t-shirt for the band Incubus
>>2307275
What is?
>>2307276
-pets u-
5d94b8 No.2307279
e60312 No.2307280
>>2307276
maybe it's a bike....
f55edc No.2307281
>>2307278
That it has happened more than once.
e3cfb4 No.2307282
>>2307276
That's a nice package.
>>2307278
There ain't no such prospect.
d0120b No.2307283
>>2307278
We she is just a generic anime girl with spider powers.
abe9f2 No.2307284
>>2307275
アイラブユー
the kanji is just another way to write it
>>2307278
>Are you sure? Who knows what they're hiding
yeah maybe theyre hiding the fact they がおー not roar
cdf734 No.2307286
>>2307281
How
It's just u being an e-romance slut pretty much
>>2307282
Don't put urself down like that; follow ur dreams
>>2307283
If you wouldn't shove your tongue in loli Spiderman's asshole, you're gay
>>2307284
They don't speak Japanese; they're not weebs
abe9f2 No.2307288
>>2307286
how do you know they arent
2e9020 No.2307289