6fee79 No.2306428
40 more minutes and it will become christmas
:)
61230d No.2306432
It's Christmas RIGHT now...
6fee79 No.2306434
4170d1 No.2306435
282e33 No.2306443
>>2306442
hello kitty i hope you're up to lots of fun this christmas
did you get any nice gifts?
I got some really comfortable ssilk pajamiies hehe....
fb2d23 No.2306446
>>2306443
I haven't really seen what I got yet. It's still way too early
9f5493 No.2306455
>>2306453
i dont have much else of her on my laptop
>>2306454
>わかない
ばか
282e33 No.2306456
>>2306452
*hug* christmas cuddles with luka
282e33 No.2306460
What would you do if we accidental cuddled~?
282e33 No.2306468
>>2306466
i got some cozy silk jammies hehe...they feel so good against the fluffy blankies......
6fee79 No.2306471
>>2306468
im just wearing my old sweatpants and this blanket
282e33 No.2306472
>>2306471
cute~
What kind of blankie
6fee79 No.2306473
>>2306472
just a white thin furry one lotsa fibres and fluff
80b6a0 No.2306474
>>2306470
this is the last one i think
e31b10 No.2306476
chris miss is gay. bah humbag.
fb2d23 No.2306485
>>2306484
i never watched it
80b6a0 No.2306486
>>2306485
mahoutsukai no yoru?
fb2d23 No.2306487
>>2306486
what does that mean?
80b6a0 No.2306488
>>2306487
its an anime about a witch
witchs night would be the translation of the title
but i dont know if thats what its called in english
fb2d23 No.2306489
>>2306488
they would probably call it something stupid
i like translations better
80b6a0 No.2306490
>>2306489
you prefer translations to the original title?
55718c No.2306491
Merry Christmas you fuckin faggots
55718c No.2306494
80b6a0 No.2306495
>>2306492
on what if the translation is interesting?
some shows have quite bad names in japanese
6fee79 No.2306496
80b6a0 No.2306498
>>2306497
青春ブタ野郎はバニーガール先輩の夢を見ない recently
5335ff No.2306499
im not gay but traps > girls
fcb1d7 No.2306500
6697f7 No.2306501
men == buff femboys > femboys > traps > girls
8e1032 No.2306503
I haven't wrapped any of the gifts I got yet.
fcb1d7 No.2306504
you should probably do that
8e1032 No.2306505
I have a few hours before people start waking up.
8e1032 No.2306507
>>2306506
Am I supposed to be able to see something here ?
fcb1d7 No.2306508
not even sleeping on chrissmsms eve
smh
8e1032 No.2306510
I don't really need sleep.
>>2306509
porn is the real problem
everything on /b/ is porn
6fee79 No.2306511
>>2306510
@Deleted User cea228cf#4401
why u not nezumi anymore?
6fee79 No.2306513
>>2306512
why make a new one?
8e1032 No.2306514
>>2306513
I had a few hundred strangers added
I wasn't going to delete them all one at a time
c2898e No.2306516
Merry Christmas
Maybe this year Santa brought me a box of not being a sad fuck
8e1032 No.2306517
>>2306515
Luka, your friend request hasn't shown up yet.
I think i'm glitched
c2898e No.2306520
>>2306518
Been awake since like early afternoon
Gonna see my family for part of the morning at least
I feel 200% terrible and just want to sleep and or probably die
8e1032 No.2306521
>>2306519
Thank god
I was worried
6fee79 No.2306522
>>2306520
i've been awake all night.
>>2306521
:)
8e1032 No.2306525
>>2306524
I'm going to bed.
see you later.
6fee79 No.2306533
>>2306532
i want nice things
7982bb No.2306535
I had to change my car tire at 7am to get to my parents house and I was still early for Christmas
91a797 No.2306537
>>2306536
Merry Christmas Luka.
's time for me to go to family.
See ya. Enjoy!
41dc00 No.2306540
Merry Christmas to all of you and happy birthday to my Ikaros <3
41dc00 No.2306542
~GAY ALERT~
My brother bought a purse for my mother and its surprisingly cute
41dc00 No.2306543
>>2306541
Where should I go?
41dc00 No.2306545
>>2306544
But its Christmas
41dc00 No.2306547
>>2306546
Why do you want me away?
7982bb No.2306549
>>2306542
Your brother has the gay
Tell him to commit Sudoku
I did it and I feel better already
41dc00 No.2306550
>>2306548
Why though? You should be honored to be blessed by my presence on Christmas..
>>2306549
We don't talk anymore...
Also very nice pic
7982bb No.2306551
>>2306550
It wasn't a very difficult Sudoku
b97de5 No.2306552
>>2306550
Shows how little you know then.
41dc00 No.2306554
>>2306551
It looks difficult af ._.,
>>2306552
Why do you dislike me?
b97de5 No.2306556
>>2306554
I dislike everyone, don't think you're special.
41dc00 No.2306557
>>2306556
Do you dislike me the least?
7982bb No.2306559
>>2306554
2 out of 5 difficulty stars
I do lots of sudoku
41dc00 No.2306561
>>2306558
-hug-
who would you like to be with on this day?
>>2306559
mhm no matter what the difficulty is it still looks impossible to me >_<
Also nice fingernail~
you're probably one of those abnormally smart people who think everything is easy
41dc00 No.2306562
>>2306560
Do you dislike me the most?
41dc00 No.2306564
>>2306563
Do you dislike everyone equally?
41dc00 No.2306567
>>2306565
Am I on high dislike or low dislike?
>>2306566
oh I see...
Why don't you go to a mall or something to find one?
6fee79 No.2306569
>>2306567
dont live near one.
7982bb No.2306570
>>2306561
I don't think everything is easy but I am abnormally smart
But I have aspergers so I don't people or emotion very well
And my fingernail could be better it's a little angular at the moment but I was in a hurry cutting it
41dc00 No.2306571
>>2306569
Do you live on the mountains or something?
>>2306570
People and emotions get in the way...
Hmm is it difficult living with asburgers?
Can people see obvious signs of it when they talk to you?
7982bb No.2306572
>>2306571
Most people can't see it immediately, I spent my childhood learning how to act like other people
Although I do come off as cold, emotionally absent, or even threatening sometimes
It's a little difficult
Sometimes it feels like my brain is still like 19 but that's probably because I pretty much only socialize with college students
23d17f No.2306573
41dc00 No.2306574
>>2306572
Ehh... that sounds scary... having to mirror people and stuff...
that's what bad people do irl....
um so like... what the family pet passes away, would you feel anything for it? Or is it just shallow emotions that can't go very deep? I'm sorry for all the questions...
I took the brain age test and I have the mind of a 47-year-old >_<
41dc00 No.2306576
>>2306575
I want to trade places with you. You can deal with my overly excited and festive family...
What is your ideal soulmate?
41dc00 No.2306577
I wish I had a cool mental disorder...
but i'm just a retard
41dc00 No.2306579
>be me
>have 28in waist
>santa brings me a belt for people with a 38in waist
why santa..?
will i get pregnant this year?
41dc00 No.2306580
>>2306578
mostly because I feel left out being a boring normie
5335ff No.2306581
>>2306579
did you find somebody to make you pregnant?
4828de No.2306583
>>2306580
theres probably better ways to do that
41dc00 No.2306584
>>2306581
I think I did actually
He accepts me for who I am mentally and I really appreciate that
>>2306583
Better ways to feel left out?
41dc00 No.2306588
>>2306586
merry christmas wish!
8558e4 No.2306590
>>2306588
What did you get me? :3
>>2306589
You don't even celebrate Christmas, ばか
23d17f No.2306592
I broke my no drinking streak for a crimbas mimosa
feels good to be bad lol
8558e4 No.2306594
>>2306591
Your gift was really nice o////o
4828de No.2306595
>>2306590
correct i dont
does saying merry christmas count as celebrating it?
41dc00 No.2306596
>>2306590
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything v.v
5335ff No.2306597
>>2306594
You're really very nice o////o
23d17f No.2306598
I was ready to buy a switch for BD the other day but he said no.
8558e4 No.2306600
>>2306595
Yes, 1,000%!
>>2306596
O-Oh uwu
>>2306597
W-What does that mean?
41dc00 No.2306601
>>2306600
im very sorry..
i didn't get my bf anything either..
4828de No.2306602
>>2306600
i take it back then
8558e4 No.2306604
>>2306601
Poor Erio...
>>2306602
Hmph.. uwu
41dc00 No.2306608
>>2306604
he didn't want anything...
5335ff No.2306609
8558e4 No.2306610
>>2306607
はい
>>2306608
Give 'em a knuckle sandwich!
>>2306609
*pees*
41dc00 No.2306612
>>2306610
he can sue me for the dental work :/
8558e4 No.2306614
>>2306611
金玉
>>2306612
Would he do that?
41dc00 No.2306615
>>2306613
Do you want him to have a nice personality, good lucks, both?
>>2306614
yes he would and he would self defense rape me
8558e4 No.2306617
>>2306615
That's hot.
>>2306616
*kicks you in the nuts*
6fee79 No.2306619
>>2306615
i want her to be both yeah.
41dc00 No.2306622
>>2306617
I can clench my butt really hard now so he won't have a chance to dig his cock into me
>>2306619
but you're female you should be with guys, not girls...
41dc00 No.2306623
I remember last year when I made you look
41dc00 No.2306626
>>2306624
What the heck is wrong with guys?
Don't you want him to pick you up squeeze you real tight when you're feeling down?
Girls can't do that
41dc00 No.2306628
>>2306625
Yup I never skip butt day~
>>2306627
Guys are sweethearts ><
But if you like girls I guess that's okay....
Why don't you move to NYC? There are tons of lesbians here
8558e4 No.2306629
>>2306628
How many kegels can you do?
6fee79 No.2306630
>>2306628
murrica laws incompatible with me.
trump administration bad
too many silly laws and states
8558e4 No.2306631
5335ff No.2306632
41dc00 No.2306633
>>2306629
ew.. not my anal muscles ><
I'm talking about my butt cheeks
I don't want Erio to make it hurt even more...
>>2306630
Oh don't worry New York state is the most liberal state in all of America
Trump has no power here~
8558e4 No.2306634
>>2306632
*bends over*
>>2306633
Do you suction cup your butt cheeks together?
6fee79 No.2306635
>>2306633
city expensive
city dangerous
city of crime
city of disrepair and brashness
7508e3 No.2306636
-sacrifices Luka to the Yule Father-
7508e3 No.2306639
>>2306637
Jólfaðr
Odin in his Santa form
>>2306638
Happy Yule, my dude
7508e3 No.2306640
I wonder what ancient pony pit Tracer met Okuu and Orin in
41dc00 No.2306642
>>2306634
I just lift weights lmao
I have ankle weights that I jog with too
>>2306635
Yeah... you're right about that...
And there are people that are a lot worse than me...
But if you're white you should be fine
>>2306636
Today i'm celebrating the knowledge and life Lilith blessed with me
>>2306638
MC
6fee79 No.2306643
>>2306642
i'm already safe where i am now.
7508e3 No.2306644
>>2306641
Having a snake drip venom onto someone is rood, Wuka
>>2306642
Sounds good
Today I'm using shitposts to allude to the fact that this was a pagan holiday before it was a christfag one and then I'm going to eat free food
6fee79 No.2306645
>>2306644
Loki is the trickster tho~
7508e3 No.2306646
>>2306645
Trickster deities are often responsible for bringing mankind important knowledge
8558e4 No.2306647
4m what did you get me for xxxmas?
41dc00 No.2306648
>>2306643
but how can you meet anyone where you live? >_<
>>2306644
I thought that was only Halloween?
How do you know its a fact?
6fee79 No.2306649
>>2306646
that's why its me.
im 'the raven that stole the sun' and the moon.
it's why i'm ravenclaw
it was me all along.
41dc00 No.2306650
>>2306647
back the fuck up.
Erio is only allowed to buy stuff for me
6fee79 No.2306651
>>2306648
i can't
they are too far away
i'm stuck
8558e4 No.2306652
>>2306650
What did he buy you?
41dc00 No.2306653
>>2306651
please don't give up so easily... get a scooter and go to a bar... or something...
41dc00 No.2306654
>>2306652
He got me RUST on Steam and a shirt
I'm never going to play it though because my laptop is shit
6fee79 No.2306655
>>2306653
bars are smelly and sticky
and there's nothing for me to drink there
it's all bad and old and rundown
and city's are like a full roadtrip away.
8558e4 No.2306656
>>2306654
Easy, just get him to buy you a new laptop.
7508e3 No.2306657
>>2306647
I would have gotten u a dildo if I had doxxed you hard enough to find your address
>>2306648
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yule
This is what christmas was
Christfags can't make holidays on their own; they can only make existing things worse
>>2306649
Sounds metal
I think basically all the Germanic/Norse deities have aspects that are good to incorporate in yourself, though :3
The wisdom of Odin, the strength of Thor, the ｌａｗｌｅｓｓｎｅｓｓ of Loki, etc.
8558e4 No.2306658
>>2306657
Get me that plus RUST on Steam and a shirt
41dc00 No.2306659
>>2306655
Hmmm how about I came over to your house then? I'm finally off probation so I can leave my home~
>>2306656
He offered to get me one but I couldn't let him do that for me...
Its too expensive
>>2306657
-clicks-
8558e4 No.2306660
>>2306659
Who cares? He's your sugar daddy
41dc00 No.2306661
This is too much to read, erio...
6fee79 No.2306662
>>2306657
they are the closest to the old ways, so its no wonder they are strong
6fee79 No.2306663
>>2306659
o_o scary probation
41dc00 No.2306665
>>2306660
He is... but still...
I'm the type of person that doesn't ask for much
>>2306663
Yeah it was pretty bad, I couldn't leave the city or state and I had to constantly keep up with my lawyer and stuff...
I'm too shy for all that
7508e3 No.2306667
>>2306658
You'd have to give me your address
Oh btw have you been to this place?
>
Apparently it started around where u live
Also Blood-chan was lying
>>2306659
-licks-
>>2306661
I didn't expect you to actually read the entire article, silly :3
Just maybe skim a bit of it
But yeah basically the traditions associated with christmas are from that pre-christian holiday
>>2306664
-pets u-
7508e3 No.2306668
>>2306662
How many people bought u Steam games
41dc00 No.2306669
>>2306667
no lick ><
...umm I will read it in time, I'm with dumb family and stuff and I have to poop really bad...
I wish those religions never reached europe..
8558e4 No.2306670
>>2306665
Oh, you don't take charity because you're too poor?
>>2306667
223 fake street.
Sweet Jesus? Nope, I'll look it up.
>Also Blood-chan was lying
Well yeah, but do it anyways.
8558e4 No.2306671
>8 locations "near" me
>6 of them are Toronto
Nice
6fee79 No.2306672
>>2306668
recently? a couple.
7508e3 No.2306673
>>2306669
People don't tend to read entire articles on Wikipedia but you can if you want ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
And yeah ultimately it's the jews' fault
>>2306670
It's an ice cream place; I think it's kind of expensive but u get off to spending a lot of money anyway
They put edgy art on their cups and it makes people on the internet mad
Amazon will just say the stuff couldn't be delivered and refund me
>>2306672
I meant for xmas
You're welcome btw :^)
8558e4 No.2306674
>>2306673
Yeah, it's pretty much only in Toronto though.
Why are you buying ice cream on Amazon
41dc00 No.2306675
>>2306670
I'm very poor but I'm not a gold digger
>>2306673
>BC lying
See this is why you're not ready for me.
I'm going to kill all Jews...
but me rust on steam
7508e3 No.2306676
>>2306674
I guess you don't live there? Idr, all I know is u live in Ontario
I meant the dildo and shirt you wanted me to send to a fake address
>>2306675
You were making one of my other sluts jealous by claiming I bought you a bunch of stuff
And good
You can't even run it lol
6fee79 No.2306677
>>2306673
i did mean that :v(
8558e4 No.2306678
>>2306675
Well yeah, too poor to afford a shovel, I get it.
>>2306676
I live around 2 hours away from Toronto.
>You were making one of my other sluts jealous
Oi
7508e3 No.2306679
>>2306677
-pets u-
>>2306678
U live out in Canadian redneck land I guess
Oi guv
6fee79 No.2306680
>>2306679
ty u and scoot for da kewl stuffs~ <3*hug* i honestly wasn't expecting anything at all this year.
8558e4 No.2306681
>>2306679
Yeah, pretty much.
7508e3 No.2306682
>>2306680
I prefer people not getting me things ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>2306681
How do you deal with the fact that banjos are constantly playing where you are? Must get annoying
7d3a79 No.2306683
>>2306640
A horrible, but now thankfully dead place.
Also Merry chirpmas
41dc00 No.2306684
>>2306676
Oh okay, fair enough, I'll put you back on the Street Smart list.
I still want it though....
>>2306678
i have a shovel...
I bought one to bury my dog v.v
6fee79 No.2306685
>>2306682
im just happy when people spend time with me... ;~;
7508e3 No.2306686
>>2306683
Waifu threads? Duke was lamenting their death yesterday
Happy Yule :)
>>2306684
Why do u want a game u wouldn't be able to play
I'm getting kind of hungry but I think I'll fast until free food time and then eat a ton
f77fc2 No.2306687
>>2306683
That's a very weak Chirpmas greetings.
7508e3 No.2306688
>>2306685
I barely spend time with anyone outside of threads
I did go on an e-date with Wish once though
7508e3 No.2306689
>>2306687
>>2306683
You guys should kiss
f77fc2 No.2306690
>>2306688
>e-Date
How do those work?
7508e3 No.2306691
>>2306690
I'm meme-ing
We just watched anime together
6fee79 No.2306693
>>2306688
i don't have anyone outside of threads.
61230d No.2306694
>>2306692
fuckin' lewd Christmas
f77fc2 No.2306695
>>2306689
???????
>>2306691
It's not a date without food.
7d3a79 No.2306696
>>2306686
We are drifters from a long dead defunct splinter imageboard, and we were homeless. I dont avatarfag much anymore, but Okuu is ronery and needed a home so I sent her here.
>>2306687
My fist in ur face will be stronger, dont worry
>>2306689
Ewie
8558e4 No.2306697
>>2306682
I've never heard a banjo.
>>2306684
So you can dig for gold then.
>>2306688
What?
>>2306691
>We just watched anime together
We did?
Oh, HSL
8558e4 No.2306698
>It's not a date without food.
Typical Amerifat
5866d7 No.2306699
>>2306693
You're really adorable
I'm the same way
6fee79 No.2306700
>>2306699
*hug*
my only outside interaction is grocery shopping.
61230d No.2306701
>>2306698
What are you talkin' about. You eat dick on every date.
f77fc2 No.2306702
>>2306696
You couldn't even make a fist. Dumb cat.
>>2306698
Prove me wrong.
8558e4 No.2306703
>>2306701
Oh, tru.
>>2306702
I mean, I've been on plenty of dates that didn't involve food so ??
5866d7 No.2306704
>>2306700
Mine is my shrink. I constantly wish him death
7508e3 No.2306705
>>2306692
-pets ur crotch-
Happy Yule :)
>>2306693
It's not hard to message people and ask them to do stuff if you want to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Everyone online is subs and you have to be a dom and initiate things, is all
>>2306695
Why are you shy about kissing your boyfriend?
Do cummies count as food?
>>2306696
>her
Does she have a cock? Girls with cocks are the best kind of girls
>>2306697
You were born into an area filled with banjo music and you're so used to it you don't even notice it
No the pasttimers club one; idr what it was called cause that was a whole season ago now and the name is Japanese
6fee79 No.2306706
>>2306704
shrinking?
>>2306705
it didn't work.
7d3a79 No.2306707
>>2306702
u cant even make a thought, birdbrain
>>2306705
Shes Okuu from Touhou, of course.
8558e4 No.2306708
>>2306705
Oh right, it was Asobi Asobase.
I remember now
5866d7 No.2306709
>>2306706
It means psychiatrist
61230d No.2306710
>>2306703
yeh
What's the best date ideas?
f77fc2 No.2306711
>>2306703
That's awful! Uncultured too! Imagine how upsetti your dates have been because you dismissed their spaghetti.
>>2306705
You talk about sex like 90% of the time. R u ok
41dc00 No.2306712
>>2306686
Good idea to fast before eating. I would hate if you didn't eat all of my food...
Iunno I jsut want to kill people and be a toxic little fuck
>>2306697
Gold diggers are scum. I want my husband to love me without having to shower me with gifts
f77fc2 No.2306713
>>2306707
You couldn't get a life, roadkill
6fee79 No.2306714
>>2306709
i outgrew that.
i'm all better now.
5866d7 No.2306715
>>2306714
If you only know thread people, I doubt it
8558e4 No.2306716
>>2306710
Hulu and Cthulu.
>>2306711
Well they were Canadian and they could see their toes, so they weren't upset at all.
>>2306712
>husband
But 4m is getting married to me.
7508e3 No.2306717
I'm gonna make a few phone calls and shower
Bbl maybe
>>2306706
-kissu-
>>2306707
-kissu-
>>2306708
-kissu-
>>2306711
-kissu-
>>2306712
-kissu-
7d3a79 No.2306718
>>2306705
Okuu isnt boyfriend, more like stupid pet
>>2306713
You couldnt get a clue, stinky
8558e4 No.2306719
>>2306715
I like this post.
>>2306717
Die
6fee79 No.2306720
>>2306715
you can't compare
6fee79 No.2306722
>>2306717
>_<
ty for nice things~
f77fc2 No.2306724
>>2306716
I guess online dates really are that weird and boring. Real dates always involve some sort of edible item. Even cum counts.
>>2306717
:thonk:
>>2306718
You couldn't bend a straw, baka kitter.
41dc00 No.2306725
>>2306716
Over my dead body
>>2306717
wet ><
8558e4 No.2306726
>>2306724
>I've been on real dates before, I-I swear
Nice try, ponyfaf
f77fc2 No.2306727
>>2306726
Online dates don't count as real dates. As much as you want to try to trick yourself.
Post feet.
41dc00 No.2306729
>>2306728
they eat ice and rice
8558e4 No.2306731
>>2306727
Who mentioned online dates?
>>2306728
Only dick
d73d23 No.2306733
>>2306728
maple syrup mainly and almost always only during hockey games.
8558e4 No.2306734
>>2306732
Dip your dick in poutine for me?
8558e4 No.2306735
41dc00 No.2306736
>>2306732
what do you eat?
f77fc2 No.2306738
>>2306731
I did, since that's the only realistic action you'd could. Excellent feet pics btw.
America #1. Even at a museum there's someone selling ice cream outside at the exit.
d73d23 No.2306739
>>2306735
are all canadians mind-readers?
8558e4 No.2306740
>>2306738
I mean sure, food is accessible a most places you'd go on a date but is that really relevant if you don't buy it?
>>2306739
Yes.
5335ff No.2306741
>>2306733
Weird bunch.
>>2306734
wtf
>>2306736
stroopwafels en friet
>>2306737
yeet movie in a few days?
f77fc2 No.2306742
>>2306740
>If you don't buy it
Man, you really leave a lot room for that baby batter fill up.
8558e4 No.2306743
>>2306741
Is that a no?
>>2306742
You could say that they're starving for my cock.
5335ff No.2306745
d73d23 No.2306746
>>2306740
then they are mean too because it's only a short drive to the states and many threaders need our knob slobbed
>>2306741
do that request for wish
f77fc2 No.2306747
>>2306743
You have a functional dick? Swear you were one of those fem-dick guys.
5335ff No.2306749
>>2306746
im very straight thank you
>>2306748
pat
8558e4 No.2306750
>>2306744
I take it you mean no?
>>2306746
Yeah, Luka is mean.
>>2306747
I have the biggest dick in the threads.
7508e3 No.2306753
I memed "Happy Yule" at my christian mom and I don't think she liked it very much uwu
Can't believe that Okuu poster kept arguing over a shitpost about e-dating. I think he just needs some e-cock, tbh
>>2306749
>im very straight thank you
😏
8558e4 No.2306754
>>2306751
I don't just show my dick to just anyone.
f77fc2 No.2306755
>>2306754
Post feet and benis.
ez pz.
7508e3 No.2306757
>>2306756
Happy Yule, Bart
What did u get me
7508e3 No.2306758
I have a theory that Wish just pretended to be into Shio-chan in an attempt to make me jealous and have an e-crush on him again
Thumbs up if u agree
282e33 No.2306759
>>2306757
socks
did you get anything nice?
I got cool silky pajammies and a nice comfy blankie and Im all curled up nice right now in bed
Im soo worn out too i ended up throwing up lastnight
8558e4 No.2306760
>>2306755
Here's a bitch peeing
f77fc2 No.2306762
>>2306760
Now imagine if your sister walked in on you saving this picture.
Are you winning yet, bro?
7508e3 No.2306763
>>2306759
Do people just buy people socks ironically
Nothing yet; I'm not seeing my family til 4 and I don't give people on the internet ways to buy me things
Were u drinking?
>>2306761
Very tactical response
-huggu- What did you get today, by the way? ^^
8558e4 No.2306764
>>2306762
Must suck being 14
>>2306763
2 much
282e33 No.2306765
>>2306763
i've been needig them because every year all my socks end up dissapearing
so I'm not dissapointed about them
i also got nice new comfy undies
I went to the gym with the mates and it's been a while since we went causea of the holiday season and i ended up throwing up a little after the jump rope uwu
I also saw my grandma earlier that day and we opened soem gifts and chatted and stuff and that was nice
she came over and helped us wash some dishes she's so nice
what about you you do anything for the holidays?
7508e3 No.2306767
>>2306764
What are ur favorite things u got
>>2306765
What's ur jump rope high score
Like I said, I'm seeing my family soon
I'm going to eat a bunch of free food and pet my aunt's dogs
f77fc2 No.2306768
>>2306764
Are you talking from experience? For >a fucking leaf you sure have a negative Christmas attitude.
282e33 No.2306769
>>2306767
very bad
I haven't added the jump rope in since I started going because it's hard to do with shoes on but I took off my shoes yesterday and did it on the mat they have there and I went for a bit under a minute at a time but ended up messing up a lot
I;'m gonna start practicing it and aim for 5 minute sets
hope you have fun with that
/
I got a new dog recently
it's a bagle
what kind of dogs does your aunt have
8558e4 No.2306770
>>2306767
Appel compooter
>>2306768
Yeah, I was 14 once.
8558e4 No.2306771
Poor Bard, thinking his dog is a bagel.
7508e3 No.2306772
>>2306769
Yeah I remember u mentioned ur new bagel dog
And idk what the breeds are called; they're little ones tho
>>2306770
Very gay
7508e3 No.2306773
I'm going to eat Bart's bagel
282e33 No.2306774
>>2306772
yeah it's cute
I like dogs but idk if we were ready to get ond
8558e4 No.2306775
>>2306772
Yeah, I've already stuck it in my ass.
7508e3 No.2306777
>>2306774
Why not? Is ur bagel being problematic
>>2306775
You have a very talented anus
f77fc2 No.2306778
>>2306770
So how's being 15 feel so far then?
A /d/ poster imitating a /c/ poster with all those qt anime pics.
7508e3 No.2306779
Thought my mommy Smiles was here because of that pic
282e33 No.2306780
>>2306777
no she's just a little shy and ppuppy anxious right now
we're starting to train her against seperation anxiety it's just that it's alot of work and I dont want her to get out and get ran over
8558e4 No.2306781
>>2306778
It was pretty great, if I'm remembering it right.
>A /d/ poster imitating a /c/ poster
What are those? efchan boards?
91a797 No.2306782
7508e3 No.2306783
/c/ is where I got my first avatar
I didn't watch anime and just picked a girl that looked cute
>>2306780
How would she get out? Dogs can't open doors, my dude
They don't have thumbs
282e33 No.2306785
>>2306783
yeah but if either of the doors are open and she gets out we live right by the 4 lanes
she's super curious for a bagel
sniffing around and getting into shit
8558e4 No.2306786
>>2306777
T-Thanks, you too...
f77fc2 No.2306787
>>2306781
You can't remember how old you are? Just open up your music playlist. All those EDM songs and video game OSTs will give you a refresh.
Don't pretend. All those pics are from /c/.
>>2306783
The purest board.
>>2306782
The dirtiest board.
91a797 No.2306788
>>2306787
Years ago, I checked out /d/ from time to time.
Not to look for anything, just to... judge, I guess.
f77fc2 No.2306789
>>2306788
Fetishes that were once considered /d/egenerate are now vanilla.
What a time to be alive.
91a797 No.2306790
>>2306789
Really? Like what?
f77fc2 No.2306791
282e33 No.2306792
>>2306789
a merciful god would have ended it all by now
7508e3 No.2306793
>>2306785
So just don't leave them open, lol
Bugs can get in that way anyway
>>2306786
Yours is probably more talented because you've probably dildo'd yourself more
>>2306787
I'm pure; I only do what comes naturally to me
91a797 No.2306794
>>2306791
I'm not sure if that counts as Vanilla, but it sure got way more mainstream.
7508e3 No.2306795
I'm the most merciful of all gods
Mankind can masturbate to whatever they want and I won't judge them for it
282e33 No.2306796
>>2306793
well obviously but the outside one is messed up a little and hard to close so if the bagel were to push against it she mmight get out and then people dont close the inside one all the way all the time because we've been here a while and thats just habit
f77fc2 No.2306797
>>2306792
Variety is the spice of life. But nobody wants it to be like this.
>>2306794
It's baby's first /d/-tier fetish. A lot more hentai and porn of it until the next generation is just born with a genetic acceptance of boipucci.
7508e3 No.2306798
The line between vanilla and not vanilla is an imaginary construct, btw
>>2306796
Fix ur door and tell people not to do stupid
91a797 No.2306799
61230d No.2306800
>>2306795
Can I judge them for you?
7508e3 No.2306801
Stop getting me excited btw; I need to get ready to go irl soon
>>2306800
Who dis
Can't be MFF
282e33 No.2306802
>>2306798
the handle came off recently and we replaced it but i think the whole outside door is warped or something cause it doesnt fit in the space
also at my old home that happened once, someone i invited left the door open
it was someone who wasnt really a very good friend of mine and so I got up in his face and yelled at him and pushed him around
I dont want to be responsible for the dog getting hurt but if its the carelessness of someone i casually socialize with i wont stand for it
i would treat my real friends different of course and be mad, but i still have problems with that kid today
he was lucky i found my dog
7508e3 No.2306803
Byebye, Happy Yule
>>2306802
-kissu-
f77fc2 No.2306805
This is so sad, can we kill 50 yule celebrators.
d73d23 No.2306808
>>2306801
nope whoever that is isnt. i happened upon muh name here so i decided to respond.
f77fc2 No.2306810
>>2306806
Why not the "sequel"?
2fc7fe No.2306811
>>2306810
got it for free off the bf
23d17f No.2306812
c6d586 No.2306813
>>2306812
Hark, the herald angel sings!
282e33 No.2306814
>>2306812
heyo merrychristmas
f77fc2 No.2306815
>>2306811
Some bf!
>>2306812
Happy not-Yule inspired crunkmus.
41dc00 No.2306816
cumming feels so much better when blood is involved...
2fc7fe No.2306817
>>2306815
hey, it was free
b97de5 No.2306819
>>2306816
Hell of an STD if you're ejaculating blood.
41dc00 No.2306820
>>2306818
speaking of heavy metal do you know of any good songs that came out in 2018?
>>2306819
oh god I wish I could cum blood
b97de5 No.2306821
>>2306820
Get gonorrhea or chlamydia then.
9185d3 No.2306822
MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOTHER FUCKERS!
Got myself 9 cans of cider, daddy needs his holiday fix of booze and ass!
23d17f No.2306823
>>2306813
:O
happy xmas
>>2306814
merry crimbas bardo. get anything good?
>>2306815
you too
41dc00 No.2306824
>>2306821
I'm a virgin...
no one wants to go that far with me
>>2306822
-hug-
9185d3 No.2306825
>>2306824
Gaaah! No one has ever hugged me, or maybe they have and I forgot. You got me all flustered now. >///<
41dc00 No.2306826
>>2306825
i've hugged you many times before!
b97de5 No.2306827
>>2306824
Only other way I can think of is getting cancer.
Hop to it.
41dc00 No.2306828
9185d3 No.2306829
>>2306826
And I kept forgetting. Blame the alcohol.
*hugs back*
:3
41dc00 No.2306830
>>2306827
cancer won't survive very long in my body
2fc7fe No.2306831
>>2306822
had any luck with the ass?
c6d586 No.2306832
>>2306823
Hope you're having a good one, sexy lady.
9185d3 No.2306833
>>2306831
... no. ;-;
But at least I can drink away my problems.
41dc00 No.2306834
>>2306829
Ohhhh you're drinking now? What are you drinking?
Does wine have a lot of alcohol in it?
f77fc2 No.2306835
>>2306830
You won't know until you try it.
282e33 No.2306836
>>2306823
got somce nice silky pajammies and a cozy blankie
what about you anything nice?
b97de5 No.2306837
>>2306830
Such a loser that even cancer doesn't want to be inside you huh.
9185d3 No.2306838
>>2306834
Two bottles of wine would fuck me up, so yes.
I'm drinking Strongbow Dark Fruits, I do love my sweet ciders. Bit pricey but it's the only thing I could've got 8pm in xmas.
c6d586 No.2306839
>>2306833
You know if you had better than cider, you might have better luck with getting ass.
Then again I guess cider is a bitch drink.
2fc7fe No.2306840
>>2306833
oof, rip scanner
funnily enough, the latest guest wanted cider to drink til we mentioned we mostly drink spirits
f77fc2 No.2306841
>>2306828
What the fuck is the point of TikTok.
c6d586 No.2306842
>>2306834
Wine alcohol averages around ~15%, which is about 3x the amount of the average beer.
c6d586 No.2306844
282e33 No.2306845
>>2306842
my favorite is only like 10-12 but it's really sweet
i wish sweet wines were more alcoholy
c6d586 No.2306846
>>2306845
My go to beer is 8. Does the job well enough for me. Though my brother got me a bottle of single malt scotch, so that is a thing.
8558e4 No.2306847
>>2306787
It's a bunch of Future Funk tbh.
They're all from my pixiv bookmarks tho
>>2306793
You're not wrong
9185d3 No.2306848
>>2306839
Cider is not a bitch drink, it's the drink of whimsical rapscallions!
>>2306840
Yeah, spirits are too harsh for me, but I'd drink em so long as they're mixed. Hope you have a good xmas.
23d17f No.2306849
>>2306832
The kiddos loved my gifts and I got best dressed and best gift of the day. p good. I shouldn't have broken my no drinking for the mimosa tho cause my head is pounding still.
I hope yours is going well too mandy <3
>>2306836
A nice blanky too. Most of my gifts are to and from me but they're still in the mail^^ Got to wear my new dress today tho.
Dinner's in a bit so just trying to chill
f77fc2 No.2306850
>>2306843
Could one meme justify the existence of the Chinese?
282e33 No.2306851
>>2306850
i dont know the relationship........
2fc7fe No.2306852
>>2306848
im fucking full, but there is christmas pudding to eat yet and amaretto in my glass
f77fc2 No.2306853
>>2306851
TikTok is owned by the Chinese.
Communist propaganda.
282e33 No.2306854
>>2306853
God Damn Dirty Commies
9185d3 No.2306855
>>2306852
You gotta eat the christmas puddin'. Get that amaretto down ya.
I'll try and speed up the drinking because I'll be here all night with the pace I'm going.
We had mushroom wellington for our xmas dinner. It was kinda sweet the way vegetables can taste sweet.
41dc00 No.2306856
>>2306835
Cancer occurs when humans maximum over breed. Fortunately for me my family tree is very smol
>>2306837
It'll just give up and die. It can ruin the lives of more noteworthy people like yourself
>>2306838
oh my...
do you always drink fancy stuff like that?
How can I get drunk if my tummy fills up really fast?
>>2306841
You don't like my video?
>>2306842
>15%
Thanks for telling me, I'm not buying it now
9185d3 No.2306857
>>2306856
It ain't fancy, sometimes I drink rum and coke if I wanna get fucked up quick.
You just make room, ever been drunk before?
2fc7fe No.2306858
>>2306855
that does sound fucking delicious
282e33 No.2306859
Home along on a fridey night?
Just remember
You're awesome
282e33 No.2306861
>>2306860
im sickened but curious
f77fc2 No.2306862
>>2306856
What?
I'm fine with TikTok. The format just seems obsolete on arrival and its audience has a screw loose. It's like releasing a game on a floppy disk or a record on vinyl.
d73d23 No.2306864
>>2306861
food against the wl
9185d3 No.2306866
>>2306858
It was, had carrots, taters and cheese and cauliflower with brocolli.
4da2ff No.2306867
>>2306863
>>2306863
>>2306863
>>2306863
>>2306863
>>2306863
>>2306863
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>>2306863
>>2306863
>>2306863
New
>>2306863
>>2306863
>>2306863
>>2306863
>>2306863
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>>2306863
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>>2306863
>>2306863
Newd
>>2306863
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