▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123242
I'll repost.
>>2123230
But not yet as much as Green Bean.
>>2123229
Friendliness pellets everywhere.
▶ 2bbdff (21) No.2123243>>2123264
>>2123240
hola
>>2123241
bruh
glad thats not a nyc bus
holy shit he didnt stop BRUHHHHH
▶ 2bbdff (21) No.2123244
▶ f828a3 (19) No.2123245>>2123248
>>2123230
I'm into it it's fine.
▶ 2bbdff (21) No.2123246>>2123250 >>2123251
▶ 89871d (8) No.2123247>>2123249
>>2123237
You'll come across some people i'm sure, especially if you don't live in the country.
▶ d43c5f (8) No.2123249>>2123252
>>2123247
>tfw live in new hampshire
▶ dc69df (9) No.2123250>>2123255
>>2123246
>the first thing Grim notices about the tranny getting curbstomped is his ass
Bruh.
▶ 89871d (8) No.2123252>>2123254
>>2123249
Not so urban area?
▶ d43c5f (8) No.2123254>>2123259
>>2123252
I live in the biggest city here and it's just shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
▶ 2bbdff (21) No.2123255>>2123259
>>2123250
no it was the blood I noticed first ya shit
>>2123253
JOG ON
▶ 2bbdff (21) No.2123257>>2123258 >>2123262
>>2123256
chubby vape thighs
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123258>>2123260
>>2123257
Something about that statement is disconcerting on its face.
▶ 89871d (8) No.2123259>>2123260 >>2123263
>>2123254
At least 30,000 people? You going to the right places? I'd hope it wouldn't be too hopeless. Some people might do stuff online too, especially if there is no place to go.
>>2123255
It would have been funny to see him lay those two guys out. I think he just scared them off.
▶ 2bbdff (21) No.2123260>>2123266
>>2123258
its not connected I promise
>>2123259
he woulda gone straight to jail if he did
looks like a predicated skit anyway
▶ 2bbdff (21) No.2123261
>>2123251
e x t r a t h i c c
>
▶ f828a3 (19) No.2123262>>2123268
>>2123257
I'm more of a tail girl.
▶ d43c5f (8) No.2123263>>2123266
>>2123259
Okay but the thing becomes that I'd rather just be alone than deal with meeting people even if I was as a prime place to do so. I'm really bad at it lmao
▶ 86979d (11) No.2123265>>2123337
>>2123264
Who is that supposed to be?
▶ 89871d (8) No.2123266>>2123267 >>2123270
>>2123260
True. I guess there are a lot of police in the area in bigger cities.
>>2123263
I have a feeling a lot of people are that way. Makes me wonder where people would go online to meet other people without the crowds and without having to go somewhere.
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123267>>2123269
>>2123266
Some people just choose to meet nobody.
▶ 2bbdff (21) No.2123268>>2123288 >>2123337
>>2123264
floatin around
chirrin
wbu
>>2123262
tail is verboten
▶ 89871d (8) No.2123269>>2123271
>>2123267
Sometimes people don't want to meet anyone but still wish they knew people.
▶ d43c5f (8) No.2123270>>2123273 >>2123285
>>2123266
Probably, but that doesn't make it any less scary to initiate with some rando, y'know?
▶ 2bbdff (21) No.2123271>>2123272 >>2123274 >>2123285
>>2123269
I wish I didn't know Wish :(
▶ dc69df (9) No.2123272>>2123275
>>2123271
It's because you had a crush on him and he had a dick, isn't it?
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123273>>2123276
>>2123270
I'm gonna guess you don't have any intent or perhaps means to have that addressed in a psychiatric setting?
▶ 2bbdff (21) No.2123275>>2123278 >>2123280
>>2123272
had a dick?
it's more plausible has now..
>>2123274
why r ppl like this
▶ d43c5f (8) No.2123276>>2123278
>>2123273
Why would I do that?
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123278>>2123279 >>2123282
>>2123276
To perhaps receive medication or therapy to make social settings more comfortable or easier to cope with?
>>2123275
Like Wish?
I don't know, people are gay.
▶ dc69df (9) No.2123280>>2123283
>>2123275
Were you so devastated that you wanted to curb stomp him on a bus?
▶ d43c5f (8) No.2123282
>>2123278
Nah, I'm good. I can do my day to day just fine.
▶ 2bbdff (21) No.2123283
>>2123280
no but I should save that video, that was a beautiful kick, made the dude rebound off the damn chairs
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123284>>2123287
>>2123281
Yes.
Yes you should.
Hope is the opiate of the frail and all that.
▶ 89871d (8) No.2123285>>2123286 >>2123287
>>2123270
yeah, I know. It's probably good to start with something interesting though. Where there is a subject that makes it worthwhile. Like if you really are into anime, some people out there will jump on that subject too.
>>2123271
I know I'm crazy but I deal with it like this (as i said to tp i think it was)
>>2120177
▶ d43c5f (8) No.2123286>>2123289
>>2123285
It's usually sports balls of some sort, but I've been learning basketball lately with the Celtics in the playoffs.
▶ 2bbdff (21) No.2123287>>2123289
>>2123285
you got mad history w wish, I dont blame u
probably more history than me
>guero
how the great have fallen
>>2123284
I need to post this at them next time they post
▶ 89871d (8) No.2123289>>2123291 >>2123292
>>2123286
could be some people that like a lot of stuff you like that live in the area you live. short drive even.
>>2123287
A little. Bits and pieces here and there but less toward the beginning of when i started posting. I just toy around usually and end up annoying him-her.
guero?
▶ 2bbdff (21) No.2123291
>>2123289
ah.
yeah guero
used to be really chill dude until he got pussy whipped into infinity by the first pussy he could actually touch
▶ d43c5f (8) No.2123292
▶ f828a3 (19) No.2123293>>2123295
>>2123290
I sill do not get it.
▶ 2bbdff (21) No.2123295>>2123296
>>2123293
tail is dangerous territory
too dangerous for me personally
▶ f828a3 (19) No.2123296>>2123297
>>2123295
but they're so cute.
▶ 2bbdff (21) No.2123297
>>2123296
Therein lies the risk.
I'm off to bed. Goodnight, kissy.
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123298>>2123302
i am so bored since i stopped vidya
but i don't wanna do it anymore
ughh
▶ dc69df (9) No.2123299>>2123301 >>2123302
▶ 4dbad9 (11) No.2123300>>2123302 >>2123325
Naintindihan mo ba
Naintindihan mo ba
Mayroun doan maganda baron
Punta, ka lang dito
Ka lang dito
Halika at marupo
Halika at marupo
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123301
>>2123299
if you want me to die so bad do it yourself pussy
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123302>>2123303 >>2123304
>>2123299
What does this accomplish really
>>2123300
Yeah, same.
>>2123298
Watch something.
▶ 4dbad9 (11) No.2123303>>2123305
>>2123302
0.o
-flaps his wings at you-
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123304>>2123308
>>2123302
i've been watching brooklyn nine-nine for a long time
i am not satiated
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123305>>2123309
>>2123303
Why are you like this?
▶ 3f7124 (2) No.2123306>>2123307 >>2123308
Hello fellow enlightened individuals.
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123307>>2123313
>>2123306
Hello, it is I, the village idiot. Good evening, !smiles.Drs
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123308>>2123313 >>2123315
>>2123304
Hah, watching disgusting WESTERN television.
Baka gaijin.
>>2123306
What are we enlightened on?
▶ 4dbad9 (11) No.2123309>>2123311
>>2123305
-doesn't want filthy godzillas meowing all over the place.-
-_-
▶ ff0469 (1) No.2123310
>My disability case was never actually approved
>so under the law I still have the right to go buy a gun and conceal carry in arizona
>there's a pawn shop that sells handguns literally one block away from me
interesting...
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123311>>2123312
>>2123309
Absolutely impenetrable.
▶ 4dbad9 (11) No.2123312>>2123314
>>2123311
o.o -skrrrrreeeeeeees at you-
▶ 3f7124 (2) No.2123313>>2123314 >>2123315
>>2123307
Howdy Nezi.
>>2123308
Loco taught me that all Christians are slave owners that hate free will.
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123314>>2123320
>>2123312
Just... get the virtual tea, tea mouse.
>>2123313
Did you know that most Christians believe in God? That's pretty funny.
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123315>>2123316
>>2123308
I watch both.
But you're right, i'm sure there's a good anime I'd rather be watching
>>2123313
We do not talk much. Tell me about yourself.
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123316>>2123317
>>2123315
I was trying to watch Lain earlier, but I got two episodes in and it's such a slow fucking burn that I wandered off.
Like I'm told it's a masterpiece but I'm not incredibly patient. I'll try again later.
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123317>>2123318
>>2123316
Weak. I watched all of Clannad and like 6 episodes of Clannad: Afterstory before I gave up.
That's 29 episodes of boredom, with another 18 left before I gave up.
Payoff not worth it.
Get on my level.
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123318>>2123319
>>2123317
You should watch School Days. It's even slower than Clannad, but the romantic ending makes the whole show worth it.
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123319>>2123321
>>2123318
>6.02/10 rating
>ranked #145 popularity
what.the.fuck.
▶ 4dbad9 (11) No.2123320>>2123323 >>2123324
>>2123314
:< -droops his wings sadly in his Mothra pajamas-
▶ dc69df (9) No.2123322
[anime you're watching] is shit.
▶ dc69df (9) No.2123324>>2123325 >>2123328
>>2123320
What the ever loving fuck is this?
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123325>>2123327
>>2123324
Is that really worse than this? >>2123300
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123326>>2123330
>>2123321
only way I could get through another long, boring anime is if I had someone to watch it with
sitting alone watching something boring is literal torture
▶ dc69df (9) No.2123327
>>2123325
I kind of wonder how or why one "roleplays" being in Mothra pajamas.
The first just seems like generic edge.
▶ 4dbad9 (11) No.2123328>>2123329 >>2123332
>>2123323
-squeaks-
>>2123324
-wonders if he needs to get new mothra pajamas- :<
▶ dc69df (9) No.2123329>>2123331
>>2123328
You should probably get some friends and real life interactions instead of feigning them online.
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123330>>2123333 >>2123336
>>2123326
Don't bother, I'm just a sadist. I tricked one person into watching that show, who tricked somebody else into watching it, who then tricked somebody else into watching. Was thinking I'd plant the seeds of more pain, but meh.
Essentially it starts out as a shitty romance show, then the main character fucks every girl in his class and the two main love interests go yandere on his ass, one kills him and then the other kills her for killing him and floats away on a boat with just his head.
It's one of those anime that took its cues from a visual novel, but it was a mediocre visual novel, and so it decided to be controversial and went down the "bad" route from the game. It's still not a good show, it's just really funny when somebody starts out expecting some run of the mill harem shit.
▶ 4dbad9 (11) No.2123331
>>2123329
-skreeees at you happily- ^-^
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123332>>2123334
>>2123328
Now where's my tea?
Get me calendula tea.
▶ dcfc9f (1) No.2123333>>2123335
>>2123330
If I just watch the fights on youtube will I miss anything important?
▶ 4dbad9 (11) No.2123334>>2123336
>>2123332
-brings your tea with a skreee- :3
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123336>>2123338 >>2123339
>>2123330
I've seen edgier shit, I wouldn't really be that phased. Nice trick there, magician.
>>2123334
Sonata.
▶ 1961d2 (10) No.2123337>>2123340
>>2123265
Way late but Hestia.
>>2123268
Okay enough~
▶ 4dbad9 (11) No.2123338>>2123341 >>2123342
>>2123336
o.o -headtilts- ??
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123339>>2123342
>>2123336
I don't think anybody flinched at it or anything, my guy.
But I watched it when I was like 14, and a lot of other people did too, so it's just kind of a joke anime because it really was so bland to begin with and then it devolved into that.
▶ 86979d (11) No.2123340>>2123344
>>2123337
It kinda looks like someone cosplaying her.
▶ 86979d (11) No.2123341>>2123343
>>2123338
-feeds the Sonata pears-
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123342>>2123343 >>2123345
>>2123338
Tell me how you are doing, and how life has treated you lately.
If you will.
>>2123339
i'm broken by the boredom
i can't do this anymore
stab me repeatedly, person whose IRL name I can't remember
▶ 4dbad9 (11) No.2123343>>2123355
>>2123341
D: -doesn't want to eat all the pears. Might get in trouble-
>>2123342
-has cleaned up kitty pee in the corner- :<
▶ 1961d2 (10) No.2123344>>2123346
>>2123340
It is not though~
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123345
>>2123342
Christopher. Or Chris if you prefer.
Sadly that is frowned upon in all 50 states.
▶ 86979d (11) No.2123346>>2123347
>>2123344
Fiiiiine.
That would be cool, tho~
▶ 4dbad9 (11) No.2123352
-sets out a basket of pears for Ika and curls up in his cot to dream of flying with Mothra-
▶ 86979d (11) No.2123354>>2123356
>>2123351
that's one of my favorites
▶ 86979d (11) No.2123355>>2123362
>>2123353
Only a few facts are silly, that isn't one of them
>>2123343
-feeds apples instead-
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123357>>2123358
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
▶ 86979d (11) No.2123359>>2123360
>>2123356
I really need to go exploring through the artist's work
▶ 1961d2 (10) No.2123362>>2123364 >>2123376
>>2123355
I don't know...
>>2123356
How you?
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123363>>2123365
>>2123358
I got some bullshit certificates in the mail from my college. They're a little bent, but this is just stupid. It's not a degree, it's a fucking participation trophy.
▶ 86979d (11) No.2123364>>2123366 >>2123376
>>2123360
I will eventually!
>>2123362
I physically cannot be silly, it's impossible.
What's Eva up to?
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123365>>2123370
>>2123363
Do you think you'll be able to afford going for a full-on bachelor's later?
▶ 1961d2 (10) No.2123366>>2123367
>>2123364
Being tired, yoooou?
▶ 86979d (11) No.2123367>>2123372
>>2123366
basically the same. Gotta work whenever I get up tomorrow, so eh sleep
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123370>>2123374
>>2123365
if i can get a fucking job again
still haven't got an email back on my application, guy said he'd hire me back
might start applying to more places again, and will give him a call tomorrow
i money saved up but if i don't start working soon i won't be able to afford it by myself
▶ 65a096 (19) No.2123371>>2123374
>>2123369
I kind of want to go to bed but then when I wake up I just go to work.
▶ f828a3 (19) No.2123373
If you're not failing out of school, you're doing it wrong.
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123374>>2123375 >>2123378
>>2123370
Sounds like you need a really generous sugar daddy.
>>2123371
The only logical response is to stay up till you get off work tomorrow.
▶ 65a096 (19) No.2123375>>2123384
>>2123374
I already called in today.
▶ 995ae7 (5) No.2123376>>2123380
>>2123362
tired ;~;
>>2123364
.... i hope so.
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123378>>2123382
>>2123374
too bad i'm ugly so nobody would do that
besides, I don't like being handed things, I'd rather work for it myself
I'd live in a van if I had to, to make things work
▶ 1f77d9 (4) No.2123379>>2123381 >>2123383 >>2123384
having a 1 hour long poop including periodic stomach cramps is not a good way to start your day
▶ 1961d2 (10) No.2123380>>2123390
>>2123376
Sleeeeeeeeeep~
>>2123377
That pic is nice doe.
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123382>>2123387
>>2123378
School isn't for everyone, my guy. Don't think of it like some make or break thing. Finish your associate's or whatever, but don't go living in a van so you can pick up boatloads of debt because you have something to prove.
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123384>>2123385 >>2123386 >>2123390
>>2123379
God that's hot.
>>2123375
Call in every day forever.
▶ ae9b84 (8) No.2123385>>2123388
>>2123384
I was honestly expecting you to say "God, I wish that were me." or something similar.
▶ 65a096 (19) No.2123386>>2123388
>>2123384
That's the dream.
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123387>>2123393
>>2123382
I live at home for free, I'm just saying that I would if I didn't have this living situation. I am determined to have my own place and car paid off.
I don't think of it as a "make or break" thing. it's just a tool that helps you. either way I need to do it, even if it takes me 10 years.
I'd be perfectly fine working a low-paying job for a long time. I'm not very ambitious. I care more about being happy than being successful.
I just want to succeed on my own terms, making a ton of money is not a goal of mine currently. But I do want to be able to provide for myself.
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123388>>2123389
>>2123385
I go back and forth with them. I still use that pretty often.
>>2123386
Don't let your dreams be dreams.
▶ 65a096 (19) No.2123389>>2123393
>>2123388
Unfortunately I still need money.
▶ ae9b84 (8) No.2123391
>Vietdong responds to everyone but you who replied to him shitting his brains out
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123393>>2123394 >>2123396
>>2123387
>determined
Hehehehe.
Just saying make sure you know what you're doing and that it's for the right reasons. And don't go taking ten years. That just ain't right.
>>2123389
Pft, it's just green linen, what's it even for?
▶ 65a096 (19) No.2123394>>2123395
>>2123393
I agree with you but I enjoy exchanging it for fun things. And food.
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123395>>2123397
>>2123394
I laugh about paying rent cause the county jails they're free.
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123396>>2123398
>>2123393
What's wrong with getting a degree in 10 years? I'm not in a rush.
I hate when people put a timeline on goals that don't require one.
I understand that 10 years is a bit excessive, but I'd rather get a degree at 28 then never.
▶ 65a096 (19) No.2123397>>2123398
>>2123395
But how will I shitpost from there?
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123398>>2123401 >>2123405
>>2123396
The sooner you have it the sooner it does you good is all.
>>2123397
Write us letters. Draw your memes and attach them to the letter as best you can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYDiLJPJ24g
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123400>>2123402
>>2123399
Ignoring the meme portion of that that guy looks terrifying.
▶ 65a096 (19) No.2123401
>>2123398
That might take too long.
▶ b2e253 (15) No.2123402
>>2123400
heh yeah joe rogan is a scary fella
▶ b2e253 (15) No.2123403>>2123404 >>2123406 >>2123409 >>2123410 >>2123412
where are my most favorite huge pony and spegtrre
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123404>>2123408
>>2123403
I bet they're kissing somewhere.
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123405>>2123413
>>2123398
Quite obviously. I will do my best to not lengthen it but I am also not going to overburden myself or stress about a timeline.
▶ f828a3 (19) No.2123406>>2123416
>>2123403
A-am I not good enough for you?
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123409>>2123418
>>2123403
Hu had to leave for class (I think).
dunno about spec
▶ ae9b84 (8) No.2123410>>2123418
>>2123403
One is being cucked by Mexicans.
One is being cucked by Mohammedans.
▶ ae9b84 (8) No.2123411>>2123417
>>2123407
To whatever horror, the School of Mensis was one of the few groups actually accomplishing anything in Yharnam.
▶ 65a096 (19) No.2123412>>2123418
>>2123403
Hu at uni.
Dunno about spec.
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123413>>2123417 >>2123419
>>2123407
Kos
Or some say Kosm
>>2123405
Fair enough.
▶ ae9b84 (8) No.2123415
The best part of the Micolash is the obnoxious orgasm noise he makes every time he jumps through a mirror or attacks.
▶ b2e253 (15) No.2123416>>2123428
>>2123406
oh god I've never been put in this position before and I dont know how to react
dont look at me with those sad puppyfishdog eyes......
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123417>>2123420 >>2123421
>>2123411
Yeah and they got quite a ways to the end of their goals too. Its proof stinky old man is simply jelly af
>>2123413
>>2123414
Cunt
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123419>>2123432
>>2123413
My first semester I overburdened myself quite heavily, my father pushed me into the most difficult career path possible for my grades and this was directly after I nearly committed suicide.
I was doing excellent in my classes until I could not handle the stress/work anymore and started crumbling, eventually withdrawing from all my classes. I will not let such pushy people dictate my life anymore. I alone know what is best for me.
▶ 65a096 (19) No.2123421>>2123422 >>2123425
>>2123417
>>2123418
speccy been away all day. :(
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123422>>2123423 >>2123424 >>2123427
>>2123418
Ello
>>2123420
haha
oooOOOOOooooo
>>2123421
waddup
▶ 65a096 (19) No.2123423>>2123426 >>2123433
>>2123422
Putting off sleep because I don't want to wake up and go to work.
▶ ae9b84 (8) No.2123424>>2123433
>>2123422
>you will never please someone as much as Kosm pleased Micolash
▶ b2e253 (15) No.2123425>>2123429
>>2123421
i will pray for his safe return..............
▶ b2e253 (15) No.2123426>>2123429
>>2123423
fuck thats too real
wat do you do for work
▶ b2e253 (15) No.2123427>>2123433
>>2123422
how are you herpy ?
▶ 65a096 (19) No.2123429
>>2123425
He'll be back.
>>2123426
tech support over phone. It's not so awful but upper management makes it miserable.
▶ b2e253 (15) No.2123430>>2123431
>>2123428
you're tearing me apart
YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123432>>2123439 >>2123441
>>2123419
I'm not that good at advice or comfort even when I want to be.
Sorry to hear about your disastrous early college career, but it's good that you're picking it back up your way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E2hYDIFDIU
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123433>>2123435 >>2123436
>>2123424
>>2123423
But work is good for you
>>2123427
Im good, not sure wat to do tho
▶ ee3fdc (22) No.2123434>>2123439 >>2123440
Good morning. Gimme attention. Why is test awake? Why is nezi beached? Why is noms alive? Big questions. Little time.
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123435>>2123444
>>2123433
Work will set you free.
▶ ee3fdc (22) No.2123437>>2123440 >>2123442
▶ ee3fdc (22) No.2123438>>2123442
BLUT UND BROD
SEIG HEIL!!!!!
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123439
>>2123432
Yes. I wasted so much money and time. Would have been better to take a year or two off and do therapy until I was better.
But at least I am happy now, that's all that matters.
>>2123434
I am beached because I thought the island was a giant cookie with green frosting.
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123440>>2123447
>>2123434
Woke up in the middle of the day, had a metric fuckload of coffee, now I'm stuck here.
>>2123437
Hehehehe
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123441>>2123443
>>2123432
Also, I do not really care about comfort or advice. Just talking with me is enough.
Do you have any goals in mind for yourself?
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123443>>2123445
>>2123441
Outlive my enemies.
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123444>>2123450 >>2123455
>>2123436
>>2123435
Money is good for you
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123445>>2123455
>>2123443
And your enemies are...?
▶ b2e253 (15) No.2123446>>2123449
This is a note to my parents and friends
I couldn't live with the guilt any longer
get busy livin
or get kraken
▶ ee3fdc (22) No.2123447>>2123450
>>2123440
Time to go crazy then. Again. Die die die.
Why outlive your enemies when you can cuck them?
>>2123442
▶ ee3fdc (22) No.2123448
THE NOVEMBER CRIMINALS, THE KPD AND THE DASTARDLY ETERNAL JEW.
▶ 65a096 (19) No.2123450
>>2123444
not sure if the stress and anxiety that come with it are.
>>2123447
I don't have much of her.
▶ b2e253 (15) No.2123451>>2123452
>>2123449
an instant classic.....
▶ b2e253 (15) No.2123453>>2123454
>>2123452
i can fix that... I just need a little duck tape...maybe some gorilla glue...
▶ f828a3 (19) No.2123454
>>2123453
Collect parts and bottle.
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123455
>>2123445
Everyone.
Honestly I don't have plans or goals. Responsible is not the word for me.
>>2123444
If only there were ways to acquire money without working.
▶ ee3fdc (22) No.2123458>>2123459
lOL AT YOU SUICIDAL FUCKERS.
#sad
▶ ee3fdc (22) No.2123462>>2123463
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123463>>2123464
▶ ee3fdc (22) No.2123466>>2123468
>>2123465
This will not stand
▶ 1f77d9 (4) No.2123467
theres nothign gay about with liking femboy foxes
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123468>>2123470
>>2123466
You won't stand you fat FUCK
▶ ee3fdc (22) No.2123469>>2123472
>femboy
GAY
>foxes
FURRY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ ee3fdc (22) No.2123470>>2123474
>>2123468
i HAVE CRANE AND HYDRAULIC STANDING EQUIPMENT YOU fucking INSENSITIVE PRICK REEEEEE
▶ 9ac471 (7) No.2123471>>2123474
Sunlight makes my skin hurt, grass makes me itch and pollen suffocates me
I want to die why can't I just sleep in a coffin until it's cold and clean again
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123473>>2123475 >>2123477
actual pic of me during pollen season while other people suffer from allergies
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123474>>2123482 >>2123484
>>2123471
Weak.
>>2123470
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know they made cranes that strong...
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123475>>2123476 >>2123484
>>2123473
I have yet to identify any allergies I may have.
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123476>>2123479
>>2123475
MSG does a number on me, but I don't know that it's really that much worse for me than it is for anybody else.
▶ 9ac471 (7) No.2123477>>2123478
>>2123473
I need a sealed system with air filtration and a 26hour light cycle of 40% light no brighter than an autumn dusk and 60% darkness equivalent to a full moon with no clouds
I'll work remotely via the internet for data entry or something menial but the outside world is killing me
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123478
>>2123477
It kills everyone eventually.
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123479>>2123480
>>2123476
MSG isnt very different from salt, it practically is.
MSG should not cause any more issues to your body than salt, unless of course you're allergic.
It adds kind of "meatyness" to the meal.
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123480>>2123483
>>2123479
Things with MSG usually cause me intestinal distress.
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123481>>2123487
And by that I mean it's like ebola down there.
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123483>>2123485 >>2123486
>>2123480
How many times have you eaten food with MSG?
>>2123482
▶ 9ac471 (7) No.2123484>>2123498
>>2123474
I'm a defective human just let me be a vampire legally
>>2123475
Mammals
Grass
Tree pollen
Asians
Dust mites
Sensitive to sunlight, easily burned
Aggressive reaction to poisonous plants
I'm probably not allergic to reptiles
Lactose intolerant
No food or drug allergies
Unable to properly digest many common foods
Low body temperature, susceptible to disease
Defective bones, broken mind
I wonder if I can legally be recognized as a vampire in the US and what kind of accommodations that might afford me
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123486>>2123498
>>2123483
They put it in ramen here. And KFC. Those are the only things that immediately come to mind, and they both make me feel a little ill at best.
▶ 9ac471 (7) No.2123487>>2123489
>>2123481
Hemorrhaging and sloughing of mucus membranes?
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123489>>2123490
>>2123487
Just an exaggeration.
▶ 9ac471 (7) No.2123490>>2123492
>>2123489
My body does that sometimes
Blood and bodily material
A bit random though
▶ ee3fdc (22) No.2123491>>2123493
MSG sounds like a terrible chemical name.
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123493>>2123496
>>2123491
Monosodium glutamate
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123494
ughh i want my tummy kissed
▶ ee3fdc (22) No.2123496>>2123498 >>2123508
>>2123493
Can yu get that with large fries and a diet coke?
▶ 9ac471 (7) No.2123497
>>2123492
There are no sensory nerves in your intestines I usually don't know until I'm finishing up in the bathroom and it looks like an animal sacrifice
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123498>>2123500 >>2123501 >>2123502
>>2123484
My genetics are handy.
I avoid death out of ignorance and convenience, you will probably live longer.
>>2123485
>>2123486
Oh no, now you cant eat shitty food!
>>2123496
Its used the same as salt for seasoning. It is salt.
▶ 60cf72 (5) No.2123499
i love bard so much......
▶ 9ac471 (7) No.2123500>>2123509
>>2123498
I think I'm building up an immunity to death
Or just building death karma and I'll just collapse one day
▶ ee3fdc (22) No.2123501>>2123511
>>2123498
It is nothing no doubt, just the whole acronym seems menacing.
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123502>>2123509
>>2123498
I like shitty food.
▶ b2e253 (15) No.2123504>>2123507 >>2123509 >>2123510
haha im sorry
i mean goodnight
that was because i was tired
▶ 60cf72 (5) No.2123505
>>2123503
hi bard how are you
▶ 60cf72 (5) No.2123507
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123508>>2123513
>>2123496
Is Pepsi alright? We have Pepsi.
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123509
>>2123500
Im one of the two.
My immunity does not account for the long run, nor did the shattering of my face and mind.
>>2123502
Im a shitty food connoisseur.
So I get to come up with cake ideas at work.
>>2123504
>tired
hmmmmmm?
cuz your tiiiireeeed? hehe
gnight bard, sleep well
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123511>>2123513
>>2123501
It was targeted by delirious health freaks a few years back
▶ 60cf72 (5) No.2123512>>2123516
▶ ee3fdc (22) No.2123513>>2123514 >>2123515
>>2123508
OH.
MY.
GOD.
NO.
>>2123511
Some kind of delirious funky priest.
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123514>>2123517
>>2123513
k just the msg cube on a bun and a fry then?
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123515>>2123517
>>2123513
There is no priests in this world scoots.
Only preachers.
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123516>>2123519
>>2123512
maybe I can be your bard tonight?
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123518>>2123524
>>2123517
How're you scoots?
▶ 60cf72 (5) No.2123519>>2123521
>>2123516
you are not even close to bard bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123520>>2123524
>>2123517
Your soul and your firstborn.
It's not like you need either if you think about it so really I'm basically giving you this sandwich for free.
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123522>>2123527
>>2123521
I'll roleplay with you nezi
▶ ee3fdc (22) No.2123524>>2123525
>>2123518
Reasonable my dude, and you?
>>2123520
Literally a bargain
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123525>>2123526 >>2123548
>>2123523
It looks like that pokemon was swimming in lube.
>>2123524
I made a cocktail and im just chillin with music.
Was my day off so shits all good.
▶ f828a3 (19) No.2123526
>>2123525
It's just a little melty is all.
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123527>>2123528 >>2123530
>>2123522
Hello, good evening lover. I thought of you all day, and now that we are finally together again I feel at peace. How are you feeling tonight?
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123529>>2123532
>>2123528
Ah, dearest neighbor. I am glad that you were able to grace me with your presence. How is the wife, and the dog?
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123530>>2123531
>>2123527
Im intoxicated.
The drugs make your eyes shine like starlight.
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123531>>2123533
>>2123530
How much alcohol have you consumed thus far? Eye contact is important in any romantic relationship.
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123532>>2123537
>>2123529
Milord the extraterrestrial ghosts are attacking, you must get to the hangar and mount the dragon at once, the kingdom's survival depends on it.
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123534>>2123538 >>2123551
post your daily intake of food for the day, i'm curious what ya'll eat
breakfast: salad with red pepper, craisins, homemade dressing
lunch: 3 ground chuck burgers w/ american cheese
snack: 2 peanut butter chocolate cookies (20g total carb)
dinner: 5 maple sausage links
▶ f828a3 (19) No.2123535
Breakfast: a beating
Lunch: a beating
Dinner: an apple
Dessert: a beating
My mom doesn't like me being a neet.
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123536>>2123537
No you let the ghosts kill me you cunt.
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123537>>2123538 >>2123539
>>2123532
aww shit chris you started doing drugs again? bro that LSD can give you a permanent trip
>>2123533
But you said you were intoxicated?
>>2123536
They aren't real, Christopher.
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123538>>2123540
>>2123534
no breakfast
Burger with bacon egg and cheese
2 x Vegemite sammich
Juicy steak for dinner
Gonn get something else to eat soons me thinks.
Various candies in-between.
>>2123537
I am!
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123539>>2123540
>>2123537
We're ROLEPLAYING remember
You are UTHILOR, paladin wizard saiyan king, and I am RATHARHAST, sorceror taco supreme.
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123540>>2123541 >>2123545
>>2123538
>burger with bacon egg and cheese
oof that's fuckin good
>vegemite
looks gross
>steak
damn you eat good
i like your diet
also how are you intoxicated if you have not consumed any alcohol yet? different substance?
>>2123539
jesus christ
▶ 0db650 (65) No.2123541>>2123544
>>2123540
I crack myself up, really.
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123542
>vegemite is made from leftover brewers' yeast extract
▶ 034e51 (6) No.2123543
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123544>>2123546
>>2123541
okay, humpty dumpty
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123545>>2123547
>>2123540
I liek my diet too
A made a herbal cocktail out of a few things, interestingly only one herb I put in there is illegal.
Took a while to brew, but the effects are interesting.
Im not blasted, just really chilled.
It haaad kana, nutmeg, ginger and kush
As for intoxication, nutmeg is toxic.
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123547>>2123549
>>2123545
drugs are bad mmkay
▶ ee3fdc (22) No.2123548>>2123550
>>2123525
Sounds boss, time for brekkie woo
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123549
>>2123547
Is herbal tea bad?
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123550
▶ e82a65 (1) No.2123551
>>2123534
Breakfast: Sperm.
Lunch: Sperm.
Dinner: Sperm.
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123553>>2123554
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123554>>2123555
>>2123553
no meat
can't eat bwead
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123555>>2123557 >>2123558
>>2123554
Why cant you eat bread?
▶ e47c9d (6) No.2123557>>2123560
>>2123555
You want him to be fat?
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123558>>2123560
>>2123555
low carb high fat diet
basically no bread or processed food
▶ 034e51 (6) No.2123559
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123560>>2123562 >>2123564 >>2123569
>>2123557
>>2123558
Why so much fat and so little carbs?
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123561>>2123567
>>2123556
ill poach ur eggs bby
also
obligatory typical brit
Typical brit.
▶ 034e51 (6) No.2123562>>2123563 >>2123569
>>2123560
K E T O
E
T
O
keto is horrible i would not reccomend it to my worst enemy.
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123563>>2123565
>>2123562
The fuck is keto
▶ 034e51 (6) No.2123565>>2123570
▶ f9b7f0 (4) No.2123566
gotta get ready for work in 30 minutes and my back still hurts.
Sux
▶ f9b7f0 (4) No.2123568>>2123571
The Promised Neverland is getting so epic, an anime adaptation is pretty much inevitable at this point.
Just letting you guys know. Stay tuned for awesome.
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123569>>2123570
>>2123560
weight loss
cause i'm fat
>>2123562
why not?
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123570>>2123572 >>2123573
>>2123565
>>2123569
This is not a meme.
It seems this is a diet where most of the weight loss comes from lower consumption.
Cutting out carbs is flexible and simple.
This will be a slow diet.
Depending on your weight this may take a VERY long time if you only plan to adhere to the diet and not exercise often.
Your body uses carbs first for a reason.
That fat will burn very slow unless you stop eating all together and you have to make sure your active enough that you're burning more than you intake.
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123571>>2123574
>>2123568
ooo whats it about?
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123572
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123573>>2123576
>>2123570
lower consumption? you don't decrease calories, or if you do it's not by much
just starving body of carbs
I do exercise
what makes this so slow lmao
what would you say is a better diet then?
▶ f9b7f0 (4) No.2123574>>2123576
>>2123571
Human children live happy lives in big orphanages and are adopted at the age of 12.
In truth these orphanages are farms, the children are cattle, it's aliens
▶ f9b7f0 (4) No.2123575>>2123576
also since to the aliens, high IQ brains are the most delicious, the farm specializes in producing genius children
the top 3 smortest kids are the protagonists.
Time for work, adios.
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123576>>2123578
>>2123573
Cutting out carbs is a great way to largely cut out snacks which greatly lowers ones food and calorie consumption, those snacks add up!
Its fine if you exercise, but I'd say that fat would burn pretty slowly in comparison the to carbs.
If your metabolism keeps you a certain way despite eating well, moar exercise!
My body has issues with glucose, expect to be tired for a while, while you adapt.
I dont know enough about dieting to recommend one.
I have never needed to lose weight
>>2123575
>>2123574
Sounds crazy in text, but sounds awesome as animoo.
Have nice day machi
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123577
>cant find phone
>searching for 10mins
>kitty is hugging it
shower tiem
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123578>>2123584
>>2123576
>Cutting out carbs is a great way to largely cut out snacks which greatly lowers ones food and calorie consumption
you can eat the same number of calories without carbs I don't get what you mean
▶ 034e51 (6) No.2123581
keto is a meme you cant just eat meat and olive oil you oil sniffing retard
▶ a4c428 (45) No.2123582
tell that to the scale bitch nigga
▶ 034e51 (6) No.2123583>>2123585
make sure to atleast get some carbs dont cut them out completetly
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123584
>>2123578
Many snack foods use carbs, not wanting those anymore greatly changes eating habits, presumably for the better
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123585
>>2123583
Its a horrific idea for people to do it because they assume things all the time.
If you adhere to the diet and dont assume things like not worrying to exercise, you should be ok enough.
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123586
My metabolism taught me not to assume metabolisms.
Mine is probably, superficially, better than theirs which has given me the luxury to indulge in any foods I wish for at any time with no weight gain.
If my metabolism can be so strangely good and far from average.
Someone else can be at the opposite end too, needing to pick and choose with utmost scrutiny fearing the horrors of body fat.
People like that get fucking toned you know.
Im not toned.
I dont care much, but imagine if I had the effort.
▶ fccb91 (13) No.2123587>>2123588
people with higher motabilisms die faster.
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123588>>2123589
>>2123587
My heart is beating much faster than yours right now, I'm sure.
▶ fccb91 (13) No.2123589>>2123590
>>2123588
this is unlikely.
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123590>>2123591
>>2123589
Coffeeeeeeeeeeee
▶ fccb91 (13) No.2123591>>2123592
>>2123590
nah, other stimulant.
▶ fccb91 (13) No.2123593>>2123594
>>2123592
cocaine. in small amounts.
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123594>>2123595
>>2123593
That is an okay stimulant.
I have tried, but probably not again.
Tooexpensive and I'm not a fan of stimulants.
Im already burning energy too fast.
▶ fccb91 (13) No.2123595>>2123596
>>2123594
okay stimulant? it's the best. makes everything faster. it's all about microdosing.
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123596>>2123600
>>2123595
There are many stimulants I have not tried and if I have only once due to them not agreeing with me.
All my drugs of choice and sadly some addiction have been depressants.
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123598>>2123603
Oh?
Are you the opposite end of the scale?
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123599
▶ fccb91 (13) No.2123600>>2123602
>>2123596
what was your last experience with an artificial stimulant?
▶ fccb91 (13) No.2123601>>2123602
coffee. cigarettes. did it feel bad?
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123602>>2123603
>>2123600
>>2123601
I usually drink coffee because work at cafe.
Micro-dosing stimulants is something I do not trust myself with.
I can be liberal with depressants, but I would have to be constrictive with stimulants.
I also think trying stronger stimulants might not be the best at this time at least, after coming out of a loooong depression.
I may be over-reaching, but you can see why.
▶ fccb91 (13) No.2123603>>2123605
>>2123598
that implies an addiction.
>>2123602
being entirely honest: stimulants prevent lethargy.
▶ fccb91 (13) No.2123604>>2123605
but if your heart rate is already high, maybe don't.
what is your average resting bpm?
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123605>>2123606
>>2123603
You got me there.
A strong coffee can get me all good for a whole day!
My habits and general mental state arent so bad anymore, so lethargy hasn't been a *noticeable* issue
>>2123604
Im not totally sure to be honest.
I just counted 45 for 30 seconds so 90 atm.
Ive had coffee and also mj tho
I couldnt really make an educated guess
▶ fccb91 (13) No.2123606>>2123607
>>2123605
well, good. glad to hear that. what got better?
>coffee and also mj
seems like they'd cancel each other out.
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123607>>2123608
>>2123606
I almost died and realised despite my long hump of heavily realising the fragility and hopelessness of life, that it is actually ever so strong to exist here in the fist place, so someone should strive to exist too.
I have always been compassionate, so adding that to the mix pretty much tipped the scale.
The coffee was quite a while ago.
I've had ground, decarbed mj in coffee a few times and gotten a more uplifting high yet it also has a sort of stoned body high effect.
▶ fccb91 (13) No.2123608>>2123610
>>2123607
that's really good to hear.
the best highs are the ones you have occasionally, and not out of habit.
▶ fccb91 (13) No.2123609>>2123610
like, really good to hear. if true.
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123610>>2123611 >>2123614
>>2123609
>>2123608
My brain had to rewire itself, I was given new material and lucked out after it all sorted itself out. It wasnt pretty mind you.
My new perspective gave me want to learn in not only an institution, but in my spare time.
I've actually been enjoying mj and I dont abuse it like I would other depressants, not totally sure why. But I've also never used it in a depressive state, so that helps.
Marijuana is the depressant that I am competent at micro-dosing.
Also I can use it instead of opiates or SSRI's like Lyrica to kill the nerve pain the plagues my whole face.
If you dont mind me asking:
Do you skirt addiction or has it simply been something thats not of issue for you to worry about?
▶ fccb91 (13) No.2123611>>2123612
>>2123610
never been sober long enough to find out.
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123612>>2123613
>>2123611
If its not a reckless addiction, its a functioning addiction, just like coffee.
▶ 33601d (4) No.2123613>>2123615
▶ 28b67b (5) No.2123614>>2123615
>>2123610
oh shit you get that face pain? i hope its not what i think it is that usually only effects old women, but any nerve pain is just so fucking dreadful
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123615>>2123616
>>2123613
Subaru is a cunt
>>2123614
Lol what do you think it is?
▶ 28b67b (5) No.2123616>>2123618
>>2123615
i was thinking of that one problem where the nerves get stripped over time and you get shocking jolts of pain through your face daily that disable you, several times an hour
its been called the suicide syndrome
▶ 28b67b (5) No.2123617>>2123618
one of the few things that makes me scared jsut to read about it
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123618>>2123619 >>2123620 >>2123621
>>2123617
>>2123616
Fuck that.
I just ruined my face and it got put back together but the surgeons forgot the magic nerve glue.
▶ 28b67b (5) No.2123619>>2123622
>>2123618
yea thats really fucked up and could honestly lead to that
i mean, the nerve IS in your face, and this guy got cured of that condition with "magic nerve glue" or anesthetic paste
im glad your pain isnt so intense you fall over and take a knee though
▶ 33601d (4) No.2123620
>>2123618
sing me to sleep
▶ 33601d (4) No.2123621>>2123622
>>2123618
i feel really bad for you man damn
▶ 0f90a9 (50) No.2123622>>2123624
>>2123619
It used to be worse
>>2123621
Dont be, I aint no pussay
bedtime gnight yall
▶ ca4c4e (3) No.2123623>>2123624
I sexually identify as a waste of time.
▶ 28b67b (5) No.2123624
>>2123622
improving nerve pain is definitely a good sign
>>2123623
i identify as this too
▶ 33601d (4) No.2123626>>2123627
>>2123625
w-wheres the food
▶ ca4c4e (3) No.2123627
>>2123626
On your left in the bag
Its a good source of protein
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>>2123625
> Nicotine dicks