fd1e4e No.2122897
772b39 No.2122898
I messaged Peru for the first time in six months but then they signed out
Maybe they will responce eventually
10e5ee No.2122899
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875765 No.2122901
>>2122898
Too long of a story
e5270e No.2122903
>tfw you will never contract a terminal illness in an age where space travel has gotten so advanced we can reach a black hole in an amount of time before we'll die so you can be the first person to jump into a black hole and experience the universe in a way that nobody ever has before
10e5ee No.2122904
>>2122903
you wouldn't actually survive to see any of the cool parts, sorry, and even if you had a terminal illness dying in that way would be painful and terrifying
what you want is to be blasted towards two merging Neutron stars right before they collide, the light show would definitely be to die for
875765 No.2122905
Kinda wanna blast BD towards two merging Neutron stars
772b39 No.2122906
Imagine if BD's and Wish's mums collided
10e5ee No.2122908
>>2122905
thats called a Kilonova not a Supernova btw, it doesn't produce as much light but its one of the major ways our universe produces heavier elements
e5270e No.2122909
>>2122904
>to die for
it's not that I'd be aiming for actually entering the black hole before dying (which could actually be possible with a supermassive black hole) it's more of being able to experience time dilation in such a massive way that I'd see the universe around me start to move faster and faster and shift in size as I accelerate
875765 No.2122910
>>2122908
Wow, thanks for telling me all that, Rocket Man.
Haha, I totally fucked up by calling it a supernova earlier.
10e5ee No.2122911
>>2122910
Kilonova is a new term, like a few years old
>>2122909
you'd definitely need some intense radiation shielding but sure, you could cheat the universe and get to see time "Accelerate" from your perspective, of course that's all hypothetical
f5d08b No.2122912
>>2122904
I thought this depended on the size of the black hole. An outside observer would see you be incinerated like you would expect. From your own perspective, you're in free-fall until the end of your life, so there's no problem. Unless the black hole is so small that the curvature causes an uneven acceleration across your body, stretching you apart.
c3ba61 No.2122914
>>2122912
I've heard the small ones will turn you into spaghetti and stretch that ass out. The big ones will have a funny light display around it from the warped gravity.
875765 No.2122915
>>2122911
Yeah the Wikipedia entry for it is only 5 years old, that's crazy.
e5270e No.2122917
I don't know why but I just remembered when I was in like the second grade and they showed us a video talking about the solar system and there was a clip of a big cloud of gass just floating around and all of a sudden CREATING A PLANET
I DON'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT SCIENCE HISTORY BUT I'M FAIRLY CONFIDENT THAT'S NOT HOW WE THOUGHT THINGS WORKED IN 2004
>>2122911
it's a fun thing to think about. Black holes are such an unexplored thing if I actually did enter one before dying it'd be fun to sere what it's actually like.
meanwhile from the outside It'd look like I just red-shifted like a final fantasy boss
c3ba61 No.2122918
>>2122915
So post yours now. Sausage hanging to your knees and everything.
10e5ee No.2122919
>>2122917
look up that video of a beam of light traveling in slow motion and they capture light in femtoseconds
875765 No.2122920
c3ba61 No.2122921
>>2122920
The image you posted.
783a98 No.2122922
late butts are ok, right?
e5270e No.2122924
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Now what would be REALLY fun is somehow getting to the edge of the universe, not just observable, edge of the actual universe.
>>2122919
I remember seeing it when it first came out, shit's wild.
875765 No.2122925
>>2122921
Nah, I think I'll just ignore you instead.
e5270e No.2122926
Big Crunch and Big Bounce is cannon btw
Big Freeze nerds r gay lmao
10e5ee No.2122928
>>2122926
no evidence to support the universe suddenly slowing down and crunching back up sorry
unless everything runs on unseen parameters its unlikely and the big freeze is far more probable
of course if there are invisible hands at work then its hard to say the universe is truly a closed system and thus entropy could be worked around
f5d08b No.2122929
>>2122914
Surely you've heard of einstein's happiest thought?
It's interesting if you apply it to falling into a black hole.
>>2122917
Lol. The animation budget for educational videos can produce hilarious results.
10e5ee No.2122930
actually around a large enough black hole, once you were crossing the line of no return light would scrunch up behind you wher eyou came in and you could see the entire universe spread out around you like a 2-D map on a small screen TV that you could fit in your hand
f5d08b No.2122931
The big crunch could be possible after a collision event with another universe.
But we have no reason to expect it should happen on its own.
10e5ee No.2122932
all scrunched up together to squeeze in that one part just before things went black for good
10e5ee No.2122933
>>2122931
Other universes outside of our own have been pitched as possible explanations for great attractors which pull entire galaxies around and reshape the universe on a larger scale than we can fathom
no clue what causes them either not even a good guess
783a98 No.2122934
Less focus should be put onto intergalactic theory when we haven't even made it past lunar orbit yet
e5270e No.2122935
>>2122928
Gravity (even though it's an inverse square) applies to everything in the universe from everywhere.
either
A. Expansion of the universe increases more and more and everything moves away from everything else fast enough to the point where even subatomic particles are ripped apart resulting in the "Big Rip"
Or B. Everything eventually gets gets pulled into one big black hole which will then swallow up the universe in the the singularity again and create the "Big Crunch" followed by the "big Bounce"
or C. Turns out spacetime is a stubborn cunt and the black hole with all the matter in the universe isn't enough to pull the universe in on itself and instead it just leaks out hawking radiation for the rest of the universe leading to WAIT A SECOND THAT SOUNDS A WHOLE LOT LIKE PERFECT ENTROPY
I PLAYED MYSELF, FUCK
10e5ee No.2122936
>>2122934
why we don't need to GET anywhere till we find somewhere cool to land
the real problem is for how cool it is it sure doesn't seem to like life very much
f5d08b No.2122937
>>2122930
If you could live safely enough close to a black hole, it would act like a magnifying glass into the past.
>>2122933
We know of at least one universe to exist. Sometimes I wonder why people find it so hard to believe there could be others.
10e5ee No.2122938
and yea entropy is like the big bad final super secret boss of the universe that you have to be max level in all stats to beat and have all the best rare equipment in the game
even then with intelligent life it's unclear how much we could keep things from falling apart, even ten million years is a blink on these time scales
783a98 No.2122939
>>2122936
We can make places support life just fine. Setting up domes and colonies on the moon and mars really isn't out outside of our capabilities if we make any kind of concerted effort as a society.
10e5ee No.2122940
>>2122937
its not hard to believe other universes exist but it is hard to ever fathom interacting with them, just thinking about it makes me feel beneath even the very prospect like its sacrilege to even try
783a98 No.2122941
>>2122937
Would it actually be like going back into time or more like you slowing down so by the time you get back it is a long time in the future?
10e5ee No.2122942
>>2122939
but but then why, why make domes on the moon and mars? just to see what happens? because we can? space tourism? or do we then begin trying to terraform them?
f5d08b No.2122943
>>2122935
You're forgetting that gravity is not instantaneous.
Should the universe's expansion start to exceed half the speed of light, there is really no way for even gravity to counteract this expansion anymore. The gravitational waves simply can't catch up, so as far as the matter concerned, gravity starts weakening like crazy.
10e5ee No.2122944
>>2122941
i really don't think they are planning on "coming back" in this scenario
10e5ee No.2122945
>>2122943
the farthest reaches of the universe are apparently traveling faster than 8 times the speed of light away from us
give them some credit though, the fact that space is constantly expanding EVERYWHERE and not just at the edges is relatively new information made available to the layman
783a98 No.2122946
>>2122942
to help manage the exploding population and test production methods on extreme environments which can be used on Earth in the future
>>2122944
For some reason relativity gets muddled in my brain pretty easily. I think that if it appears you are going slower from the outside, in what you would think is a normal year going back and forth it would be x number more years on the outside but you wouldn't have aged more than you expected.
e5270e No.2122947
>>2122929
yeah man it's just a big cloud of some green gas and suddenly "HEY THERE WE GO WE GOT EARTH, LIQUID WATER AND EVERYTHING"
e5270e No.2122948
I mean y r we taking about da universe wen da erf is flat y'all
10e5ee No.2122949
>>2122946
i mean we can still start building cities underground to manage population
i know that sounds crazy but is it crazier than trying to fly to a star 4 lightyears away? and light travels literally 1,000,000 times faster than a speeding bullet, and sure we can go faster than a speeding bullet but the struggle is so very real for long distance space travel that digging out an entire planet seems infinitely easier in the meantime till we iron it out better
10e5ee No.2122950
>>2122946
right! no you got it, not everyone HAS to experience time at the same rate and you can theoretically cheat without dying, and it's not actually cheating you didn't violate any rules!
conventional logic doesn't really hold up that well on these kinds of scales and its really neat to try to mentally explore it
10e5ee No.2122952
>>2122947
yea the earth and the rest of the planets are just collected rock collisions over billions of years from the ignition of stars
its really not that complicated when you think about it, but we had to build the means to even look at it and make that conclusion and thats pretty fucking impressive
if there is a God he certainly earned my respect
10e5ee No.2122953
>>2122951
relax we aren't talking about gasing anyone, its a different kind of managing where people get to go on a fun trip
875765 No.2122954
f5d08b No.2122955
>>2122940
Interaction is a big deal to figure out how to do, but easy to show is at least possible. We can test whether there is visible evidence for interactions between our universe and other universes. These tests have been done and such evidence has been corroborated.
Of course this involves a great deal of comparing models, so the downside is that it's extremely hindsighted.
>>2122941
It is like looking at the sky at night - you're seeing things between 8 minutes to millions or billions of years into the past.
A supermassive object like a black hole not only has a strong gravitational lensing effect, it slows down your perception of time relative to what you're observing.
You will see events that have occured deep in the past from earth's perspective.
e5270e No.2122957
Actually it is possible to move faster than the speed of light with proposed warp technology
buuuuuuuuuuuuut it requires massive amounts of negatrive energy which we need exotic matter for and hoo boy that's one TALL order
783a98 No.2122958
>>2122949
True, but there is more room to expand on other bodies.
We wouldn't really have to dig that much, and also resources will be more readily accessible.
>>2122950
So if I want to go into the future without needing to come back, I just need to survive going near a black hole.
>>2122955
That would actually be a really awesome study. Somehow send a probe to a black hole with the expressed intention of looking even further into the past than we could otherwise.
10e5ee No.2122959
>>2122955
not entirely how it works, the object would have to pass in front of the black hole in such a way it was magnified right, here take a look at this star we found called ICARUS using just such a method of gravitational lensing
also there is no strong evidence that whatever contortion of matter that exists is caused by a parallel universe, it's just a possible theory, one of many
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/meet-icarus-most-distant-star-ever-detected-180968667/
10e5ee No.2122960
>>2122958
yea space travel is great now sell me on a practical safe way to do it find be a planet with a breathable atmosphere and soil suitable for sustaining life, and im all for it
just don't let anyone retarded get on board
>>2122958
yes you could go into orbit around it and then you could need quite the fuckton of power to get yourself back out of orbit
10e5ee No.2122961
for anyone following along, space makes WAY better telescopes than we do, too
783a98 No.2122962
>>2122960
You can make most of what you need for life out of the rocks found on most bodies, especially asteroids.
super-fusion reactorpower
772b39 No.2122963
>>2122953
Start with Scoots and Anon_Sama
>>2122954
Mmhh, harder >//<
>>2122956
I'm upset that he isn't as edgy in the movie as he is in the comics
>in the comics he wipes out life on huge scales literally to try to woo the feminine personification of Death
>in the movie he kills half of the life in the universe to achieve some altruistic goal when he could use the power he has at that point to achieve that goal through simply sterilizing half of the population or creating more resources, basically meaning he's just a dumbass
I'm hoping his crush on Death actually is his primary motivation in the movies too and that he's just keeping it a sekrit so far
c3ba61 No.2122964
>>2122929
I'd have to look it up. That I don't think i've heard.
e5270e No.2122966
>tfw you will never live to see the first Dyson Sphere
10e5ee No.2122967
>>2122962
you can extract all the energy you need to blow up a city block from a plastic bb pellet but you still have to access that energy, im not saying we shouldn't go into space but we should definitely look for a planet with a habitable atmosphere
yes the majority of life will probably live in artificially constructed environments at some point but wouldn't it be a lot easier to mine a planet that had a safe atmosphere that not only kept our lungs happy but also protected us from whatever UV radiation we might be experiencing?
if we were on a planet around a red dwarf the solar flares there would be much more intense and frequent too, stability of the stars and planets we find our pretty important for a good start
10e5ee No.2122968
Forget a Dyson sphere I'd settle for a good old fashioned O'Neill Cylinder
f5d08b No.2122969
>>2122945
The big crunch still has the aesthetic points at least
it'd be like living in a huge soulsverse
remind me which age comes after this one
>>2122947
OMEGALUL
>>2122958
Of course it's not feasible for various reasons, but an interesting thought experiment nonetheless.
>>2122959
I'm disregarding lensing for the sake of argument
imagine the perfect constellation of a place on earth, an observer and a black hole such that the observer, taking lensing into account, will see something like security cam footage of that one spot on earth
Strong evidence doesn't exist, but a collision event is what the evidence at least seems to suggest.
10e5ee No.2122970
“For this type of research, nature has provided us with a larger telescope than we can possibly build!”
suuuuure seems like the universe wants us to explore it/know about it
10e5ee No.2122971
>>2122969
okay but that's not exactly how that works i think
still this is definitely a pseudo-scientific argument so cool prospect
10e5ee No.2122972
772b39 No.2122974
>>2122965
This post is super lewd if you read every link as a thrust
772b39 No.2122975
>>2122973
Did u know that Wish can only last nine consecutive thrusts
f4339b No.2122976
>>2122975
I'm sure he can thrust harder and more consistently
10e5ee No.2122977
he didnt cum in nine thrusts he just gave up early
772b39 No.2122978
Both of you kind of seem like you're trying to get Wish thrusts
f4339b No.2122979
You dragged me into this.
2c3b49 No.2122980
>>2122964
Basically, the impossibility to figure out if you're being accelerated while in free fall. Since if you were to fall into a black hole you'd be in free fall, then you don't feel gravitational effects depending on the curvature.
For the observer falling into the hole, they'd pass straight through it. Give or take whatever occurs "inside" - where space and time lose all meaning.
From an outside observer, you'd be incinerated.
Funky stuff.
>>2122971
There is nothing pseudo-scientific about general relativity.
The set-up is something from science-fiction, of course, but then again, all thought-experiments would be inherently pseudoscientific which is obviously not the case.
dbf6ca No.2122981
>>2122885
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10e5ee No.2122982
>>2122980
there is plenty pseudo-scientific about US talking about it, though
2c3b49 No.2122983
>>2122972
that is definitely the autistic screeching meme
can't unsee this
10e5ee No.2122984
>>2122983
no but really look how red-shifted it is
875765 No.2122985
>>2122974
Or you could just like, not do that.
9b47f7 No.2122986
>>2122963
The Death thing is stupid without the Deadpool franchise in their hands.
2c3b49 No.2122987
>>2122982
That word doesn't really apply
>>2122984
maybe it just had a bad day
wake me up when everything is suddenly blue shifted giving us reason to worry
772b39 No.2122989
Put that post in the all time best posts hall of fame
f4339b No.2122990
>>2122985
Naw, just more hoping we could hang out and be friends and whatnot
f4339b No.2122992
>>2122991
I KNOW I'M NOT PERFECT
772b39 No.2122993
>>2122990
If he offered you his cocc what would you say?
>>2122991
I started out slow and gentle and increased the pace
f4339b No.2122994
>>2122993
Depends on the context
4ca147 No.2122995
>>2122992
The superfluous testicles surely weren't a giveaway.
f4339b No.2122996
>>2122995
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL.
10e5ee No.2122998
physics is just cool as fuck thats why i always get really excited about it when the topic actually comes up
i know most of you hate it
875765 No.2123000
>>2122992
The superfluous testicles surely weren't a giveaway.
>>2122993
I feel uncomfortable.
f4339b No.2123002
>>2123000
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL.
4ca147 No.2123003
10e5ee No.2123004
The biggest starquake ever recorded resulted in oscillations in the X-ray emission from the shaking neutron star. Astronomers hope these oscillations will crack the mystery of what neutron stars are made of.
On December 27, 2004, several satellites and telescopes from around the world detected an explosion on the surface of SGR 1806-20, a neutron star 50,000 light years away. The resulting flash of energy -- which lasted only a tenth of a second -- released more energy than the Sun emits in 150,000 years.
Combing through data from NASA's Rossi X-ray Timing Explorer, a team of astronomers has identified oscillations in the X-ray emission of SGR 1806-20. These rapid fluctuations, which began 3 minutes after the starquake and trailed off 10 minutes later, had a frequency of 94.5 Hertz.
"This is near the frequency of the 22nd key of a piano, F sharp," said Tomaso Belloni from Italy's National Institute of Astrophysics.
f4339b No.2123006
>>2123005
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
e583be No.2123007
>Finding your copy of FF10 and Baulders Gate at your moms house from when you were a kid
4ca147 No.2123008
>>2123007
Did you also find your collection of Polaroids taken of the family dog?
7c7a53 No.2123009
>>2123007
Baulders gate on the ps2 was one of my favorite games. It doesn't work too well on emulators though :(
2ce42c No.2123011
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4fff1e No.2123013
Now I remember why I only play edh with friends
10e5ee No.2123014
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4ca147 No.2123015
>>2123013
Is this some more gay D&D shit?
7c7a53 No.2123017
>>2123012
This one isn't the same I think
But I played the pc versions too. My dad played those a lot and he had a lot of games like it like pool of radiance and stuff like that. I didn't really play much of them though wasn't really my style. Plus it took forever to roll good stats to even start the game with. That's how the first two fallout games were also.
e583be No.2123022
>>2123008
Take your life.
>>2123009
It was pretty rad. That and Champions of Norath.
e583be No.2123023
>>2123015
Magic The Gathering.
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e5270e No.2123025
I reorganized my games and I have some I've never played
which of these should I play and which should I just throw out?
10e5ee No.2123028
>>2123027
play super meat boy
e583be No.2123029
4ca147 No.2123030
>>2123017
I didn't ever play the PS version of it so I don't really know.
Baldur's Gate and the second one both received "updated version" shit on Steam in the early 2010s that was just them, the DLCs, and a minor amount of "new" stuff that was mostly like an arena and a few new quests, nothing really major. The first game did have an outright new DLC post-release that bridges the first and second one, kind of.
>>2123022
e583be No.2123031
e5270e No.2123032
jesus I've had this thing for a while
I've heard it's good I've just never really played
9743a6 No.2123033
>>2123027
>Not playing Bioshock 2
What is wrong with you!?!?
e5270e No.2123034
>>2123033
I opened up the game, realized I forgot everything from bioshock one so I thought I'd go play that again first, and I just stopped playing after a few hours
4ca147 No.2123035
>>2123031
The facial tumor should be a giveaway.
9743a6 No.2123036
>>2123034
You make my pee pee sad.
02b9e7 No.2123037
do skinny people need fans in the summer, too?
10e5ee No.2123038
4ca147 No.2123039
10e5ee No.2123040
>>2123037
I sleep with a fan
02b9e7 No.2123041
>>2123040
same. the white noise. but it actually heats up my room after several hours.
7c7a53 No.2123043
>>2123030
The ps version plays more like Diablo
4ca147 No.2123044
Kind of wish Kanra's family was one of the 100 million starved to death by Mao.
10e5ee No.2123045
e5270e No.2123046
>>2123035
>vietnam flashbacks to ghostie
AAAAAAA
>>2123037
I have a fan on me 24/7
the only time I don't have a fan on me is if I'm at work and I need to use the phone.
bcd9d2 No.2123047
>>2122893
Name of this girl?
10e5ee No.2123048
kind of wish Tsuchi got botulism poisoning from nacho cheese at a movie theater
02b9e7 No.2123049
>>2123044
they would have... but they moved to Canada! thank you white civilization.
>>2123045
yup.
>>2123046
have you considered the fan actually warms up your room?
e5270e No.2123050
What's ghostie even up to anymore other than OD'ing on heroin?
>>2123049
not like it heats up my apartment any more than my computer does
even then I'd rather have a fan on me and it be 100 degrees than no fan at 95 degrees
4ca147 No.2123051
>>2123049
And once again, Western civilization gets burdened by freeloaders from third world countries.
02b9e7 No.2123052
>>2123050
which state?
>>2123051
would you call them freeloaders?
grandparents set up a grocery store, which became a supermarket. if anything, the white people that shoplifted are the freeloaders.
e5270e No.2123053
f4339b No.2123054
>>2123050
Ghostie isn't on drugs anymore after a bit of rehab
She's doing well, if NEETish.
4ca147 No.2123056
>>2123052
Considering you've not been employed and burden social services, yeah, you're a freeloader.
e5270e No.2123057
>>2123054
oh right I remember now, she's an ultra-cripple
02b9e7 No.2123058
>>2123053
rip. maybe your next amazon purchase should be an some airconditioning unit.
>>2123056
I am an employed :D
e5270e No.2123059
>>2123058
I have an AC dude, they're required in every building by law.
02b9e7 No.2123060
>>2123059
then why do you need a fan?
e5270e No.2123062
>>2123060
because AC costs a lot more than just running a fan
also I just like the feeling of having a fan on me.
4ca147 No.2123063
The best part about Ghostie was all of the image macros Kuus made of the dumb shit he said and did.
9743a6 No.2123064
>>2123059
Not true, actually. My father's house and the house I grew up in had a swamp cooler. Shit sucked, bud.
4ca147 No.2123065
>>2123064
Building code is never retroactive unless it's related to lead or asbestos sealing.
2ce42c No.2123066
>>2123046
>I have a fan on me 24/7
He was asking the skinny people though.
>>2123016
Sup?
e5270e No.2123067
Also I'm originally from Washington so I'm used to 75 being HOT so even if I DO have my AC on I'll still have a fan on me.
>>2123064
maybe it's just public buildings I'm thinking of.
4ca147 No.2123068
Well, residential at least.
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02b9e7 No.2123071
>>2123061
damn right.
>>2123062
feels good be blown.
10e5ee No.2123073
>>2123070
blood-chan isn't that creative
f4339b No.2123074
>>2123057
Yeah. Doing well at least
4ca147 No.2123075
>Test x Neko
>smol white woman destroyed by black man
I'd ship it.
7c7a53 No.2123076
>>2123072
Hello test what's going on
9743a6 No.2123077
>>2123065
True enough, but unless I am mistaken, the law is about cooling capacity, not specifically AC. You have to be able to cool the building by a certain amount of degrees at a certain temperature.
>>2123067
I need to look up the building codes now.
4fff1e No.2123078
What happened while I disappeared for five minutes
Also I got a job
Kind of
In a few weeks
7c7a53 No.2123080
>>2123075
Where do you get these awful fucking ships
e5270e No.2123081
Fish x Fish is the best ship
02b9e7 No.2123082
fish x chips is best ship
4ca147 No.2123083
>>2123077
In Texas, it's worded for residential that the house must be able to stay below a certain temperature. It doesn't specify how it needs to be achieved just that it has to be below. Functionally, it means there has to be A/C to be deemed livable to new tenants or construction.
For commercial, anything not a warehouse just flat out has to have air conditioning if accessible to the public but rural areas don't really enforce it.
2ce42c No.2123084
>>2123075
I ship your uvula with a fucking shotgun slug.
>>2123076
It's mother's day so I spent a few hours at the nursing home with my grandma. She doesn't have much longer.
Also I just got inside from putting a garden together for my mother. I did my best to leave all the wild mint that's near the garden alone because the bees love it and I like seeing the bees.
How was your day.
4ca147 No.2123085
>>2123084
>the bees love it and I like seeing the bees.
Test confirmed for Wicker Man.
10e5ee No.2123086
there's laws about frogs croaking after 11pm and tomatoes in clam chowder, lot's of stuff that can't be enforced
875765 No.2123087
>>2123066
Play some golf game with my friends, you?
9743a6 No.2123089
>>2123083
It is similar here, though I am unsure of the exacts anymore.
I know existing landlord laws do not outright require AC, though practically speaking it is the easiest way.
2ce42c No.2123090
>>2123085
I'm pretty sure that Cage's character did NOT in fact like the bees.
>>2123087
See >>2123084
Golf video game sounds good, I was thinking I would play Town of Salem tonight but maybe I'll do some golf with some people on discord.
4ca147 No.2123091
>>2123089
I've dealt with construction for a while so it's the only reason you'd really need to know any of this shit. The "easiest way" thing is basically how it's here. There's some really shady shit with slumlords using industrial sized fans to technically make it under the limit but it's because the tenants genuinely do not care about building code and/or are niggers/illegal spics.
f4339b No.2123092
>>2123090
Cage loved the bees
They were in his eyes, his eyes
4ca147 No.2123093
>>2123090
I meant the cult people.
Who's being sacrificed to the bees?
9743a6 No.2123094
>>2123091
Don't forget white trash tweakers. There are plenty of them as well.
4ca147 No.2123095
>Test will never seduce you just so she can sacrifice you to the bees
2ce42c No.2123096
>>2123093
Don't they call the sacrifice the wicker man as well? Not just the wicker statue thing.
>>2123092
AAAAA MY ACTING NOT MY ACTING AAAAAAAAA
4ca147 No.2123097
>>2123094
I genuinely hope a massive tornado or fire sweeps through every trailer park. At worst, we'd lose Republican voters. At best, we have way less welfare rats.
4ca147 No.2123098
>>2123096
I think you might be right. I've seen the original more than I've seen the remake but I remember the remake anytime I think of the movie.
9743a6 No.2123099
>>2123097
I'd rather an earthquake ripped Silicon Valley in two and left it in tatters, honestly. Or both. Can they both happen?
a17313 No.2123103
>>2123101
chillin chillin
I won my first street race against a mazda 3 this evening. Got props on muh shiftan^^
what's new?
f4339b No.2123104
>>2123102
Oh shut up Test.
>>2123103
With what car tho?
Not a whole ton is new, just not wanting to wake up tomorrow lol
f4339b No.2123106
>>2123105
Ooooo.... cool! Did you win anything?
2ce42c No.2123107
>>2123104
I didn't feel like linking my same post again.
f4339b No.2123108
>>2123107
Good, don't be a cunt
a17313 No.2123109
>>2123106
Stret cred I guess idk
It was fun; they were really good shifts lol
f4339b No.2123110
>>2123109
How did you get into it? I have no idea how one would learn about such a thing
a17313 No.2123112
>>2123110
I was on a downshift braking rev upon a red light and he revved at me so I revved back.
We raced. Got chirps thru 3rd it was sick.
4ca147 No.2123113
4ca147 No.2123115
I meant to reply to this.
>>2123104
>just not wanting to wake up tomorrow lol
Suicide is an option.
f4339b No.2123116
>>2123112
I could rev too but I drive a 2011 Corolla so like... yeah...
>>2123115
Shut the fuck up and mind your own business you miserable shit.
a17313 No.2123117
>>2123116
I'd think most people who intended to race would at least get a stick-shift.
2ce42c No.2123118
>>2123108
I'm too tired to be glib after the day I've had.
I wasn't being a cunt. So I'm not going to apologize.
c3ba61 No.2123119
>>2123114
She looks like my sister 10 years ago. Funny dog for attacking a tit.
e583be No.2123120
f4339b No.2123121
>>2123117
Well yeah that definitely wasn't my intention. Sounds like you had fun
>>2123118
Okay
a17313 No.2123122
>>2123121
yiss. 45+ any speed limit with another vehicle is p exciting. I see why people do this now.
bcd9d2 No.2123123
4ca147 No.2123124
>>2123116
Easy there, menstrual pains.
f4339b No.2123125
>>2123122
Just don't get caught, can't erase that shit from your record
a17313 No.2123126
a17313 No.2123128
f4339b No.2123131
>>2123124
Do you ever get tired of being miserable? As much as you joke about suicide, it seems like something you should consider. Based on the way you act, nothing about you is redeemable or worth anything.
>>2123126
No problem honey, text me when you get to your friend's house
>>2123127
Just the top?
2ce42c No.2123132
>>2123124
Don't be a cunt.
4ca147 No.2123133
>>2123131
I'm generally pretty happy tbh.
>>2123132
Thanks, mom.
eb579c No.2123134
>>2123131
Yeh it's a sakimi preview. Her older ones were shitty res frosted censors, ,better to have a higher res cutoff imo. Better dicktease
a17313 No.2123135
>>2123129
How's it been?
>>2123131
I'm hooooome :(
f4339b No.2123137
>>2123134
lol guess that works
I still dunno what's happening tho
>>2123135
Good, I'm glad you didn't have to use Gypsy's knife fighting techniques today
eb579c No.2123138
How the fuck you piss of Ian of all people Tsuchi? that's a monumental feat
>>2123135
rough and tumble
but making and burning lots of cash so yey
I wanna try streamlining and simplifying my life a bit and I wanna start w my sleep patterns.
*I say this as I plan to sleep at 1 or something..
a17313 No.2123139
>>2123137
Old memes are old. Also never happened.
2ce42c No.2123140
>>2123130
Debatable, but hewwo.
>>2123127
Zero Two acting neutered in the new episode was weird. Her "redemption" was too quick.
d6fea1 No.2123141
where is cynic
i havent seen him in a while
a17313 No.2123142
>>2123138
At least it's part of the plan tho^^
Spending dough is so fun too lol
eb579c No.2123143
Words cannot display how happy I am to see colbs and welms in the same thread so have this img instead
f4339b No.2123145
>>2123139
I will never forget how fucking stupid Gypsy sounded suggesting that lol
4ca147 No.2123146
>>2123141
On strike for better pay.
#RedForEd
eb579c No.2123147
>>2123142
god, so fun. Where can I pm you to tell you shamelessly on what ive been spending $ on?
>>2123144
oh man
this night just got that much better
9b47f7 No.2123148
>>2123141
That is horrifying.
c3ba61 No.2123149
>>2123141
i thought he was here earlier. maybe not for long.
a17313 No.2123150
>>2123145
he was a weird dude.
>>2123147
I'm on Discord again, but don't tell anyone
eb579c No.2123151
>>2123140
fuck man
I havent even STARTED it, believe it or not. I'm waiting for it to finish airing the first season
d6fea1 No.2123152
where is cynic I havent seen him in a while
f4339b No.2123153
>>2123150
Yeah, kinda glad he disappeared out of nowhere tbh.
4ca147 No.2123154
>>2123152
Deported back to Mexico.
d6fea1 No.2123155
>>2123140
it's 10 p.m.................. how are you today?
d6fea1 No.2123156
-
I would much rather co,bert have dissapeared than Gypsy quite frankly
f4339b No.2123158
>>2123156
Ouch, my feelings.
eb579c No.2123159
>>2123157
I bought the thing. The $530 thing.
d6fea1 No.2123161
>>2123160
turn that frown upside down
2ce42c No.2123164
>>2123138
>that's a monumental feat
I seem to have accomplished it by literally just copying his response to a post.
I don't even know what was mean about that, I just had answered the same question like three times already and decided to use his response instead for a giggle.
>>2123151
It's okay. Unlike the last flavor of the month I fell for, Re;Zero, it didn't have an incredible amount of potential to be a good show at any point. It's mostly fan service with just decently written characters.
>>2123155
It's mother's day so I spent a few hours at the nursing home with my grandma. She doesn't have much longer.
Also I just got inside from putting a garden together for my mother. I did my best to leave all the wild mint that's near the garden alone because the bees love it and I like seeing the bees.
How was your day?
d6fea1 No.2123165
>>2123163
actually that sounds great......
9743a6 No.2123166
>>2123146
Na that already ended. And all it did was fuck over the kids.
d6fea1 No.2123167
>>2123164
i'm sorry to hear that test
I hope things are easy for her and your family
What are you giuys growing in the garden?
I had to work and got off early so I got in a half hour more than usually of rolling and that was fun
that is it hehe
a17313 No.2123170
dc1231 No.2123171
>>2123165
I love swimming I need to go more, but I need a new bathing suit.
d6fea1 No.2123172
*Sigh*
I guess if no one else is gonna
i gotta do everything around here...
a17313 No.2123173
d6fea1 No.2123175
>>2123171
ahh same boat...I didnt have the chance to go swimming last year at all even cause I dont got any trunks....
prefer pools or lakes/ponds?
I have some buddies who like to go swimming in rivers around here but I think they are crazy
a17313 No.2123176
>>2123174
11/10 cap if I say so myself~
eb579c No.2123177
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>>2123162
hnnng.
my wallet cries.
https://youtu.be/B9r-MOVVmWo?t=10s
>>2123163
ill drown if I try
>>2123164
re zero had so much potential imo
it gripped me
ec3d70 No.2123178
>>2123169
how are you? good day?
>>2123170
*tucks you into bed with milk and cookies, patting your head before turning the lights off*
a17313 No.2123179
I figured that one went thru the cracks actually lol
783a98 No.2123180
Is it rape if you want it?
>8ch doesnt want me to post this
a17313 No.2123181
>>2123178
NO I WANT LEWD OMG
c3ba61 No.2123182
>>2123175
My sister's bf swam in a river with friends. it was above normal depth because of the amounts of rain at the time. He disappeared. Someone called the police because they saw his body floating down stream.
a17313 No.2123183
>>2123180
No, but I'll settle for some really rough secks.
e583be No.2123184
>>2123177
Mine doesn't 'cause I'm being responsible.
eb579c No.2123185
>>2123179
ill go thru ur cracks
sorry I had to
eb579c No.2123186
it's not rape if we're both screaming
a17313 No.2123187
4ca147 No.2123188
>>2123166
I do kind of agree with the shit in Arizona, at least. There's only one state in the nation that pays teachers worse than Arizona. As the job market for teachers is now, you can make more money being a manager at McDicks than a full-time teacher. Almost any four year degree can pay more than the equivalent one needed for teaching. Districts are hemorrhaging teachers in favor of budget cuts with no real plan to "fix" anything. Talk of privatization and charter schools isn't a plan to address anything. It doesn't fix a void of teachers in underfunded states.
ec3d70 No.2123189
>>2123181
*throws the plate of cookies at the wall, smashing into a million pieces as I rip our clothes off and we do the sex*
better?
d6fea1 No.2123190
>>2123182
i'm inclined to beleive you're fucking with me because of the lack of name
but I wholeheartedly beleive this is going to happen if I swim in a river
783a98 No.2123191
>>2123183
It sounds like bars are the place to go for that
c3ba61 No.2123192
>>2123176
I know. Especially when using it at the right times.
>>2123181
This is when you have to take matters into your own hands and force it.
Make them seek revenge and you'll get what you want.
eb579c No.2123194
>>2123190
I approve of this tanoshii
a17313 No.2123195
>>2123189
a little, yes.
a waste of cookies too tho lol
>>2123191
I went there already then I drove around and I was gonna go back but I had to pee.
>>2123192
Wait, how do I get revenge to come into play? I gotta do shit to people now to incite this sort of thing? wtf?
2ce42c No.2123196
>>2123167
We'll probably do a vegetable garden with tomatoes later, but today was mostly decorative, I planted some sage, marigolds(yellow and orange), dianthus (I forget the colors honestly), and celosias (red and pink, see image I love these). This was way out on a hill in the back yard, so it's full sun. I planted a smaller shaded bed with impatiens and... some other shade plants that I can't remember the name of.
783a98 No.2123197
>>2123195
Damn bodily functions. Where are you gonna get your rough secks now?!
4ca147 No.2123199
>>2123193
He died during a scuffle with the police after he stole cigars from a gas station. Even though he was punching the officer inside a cop car, he dindu nuffin.
eb579c No.2123200
>>2123196
yo I wanna try grafting but that shit takes an entire year to bear fruit
eb579c No.2123201
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d6fea1 No.2123202
>>2123196
Those are cute
Do they irritate the skin if you touch them? I've never seen flowers ,like that
hehe my personal favorite flowers are hydrangeas... I used to have beautifulk hydrangea bushes by my house in Texas and I love how they look and smell although they are weak scented
a17313 No.2123203
>>2123197
The bar I regular at isn't my target market lmao.
Just really stronk rum drinks^^
ec3d70 No.2123204
>>2123195
sometimes sacrificed must be made for the greater good
ec3d70 No.2123205
4ca147 No.2123207
>>2123196
Try magnolias, bush or tree, before you leave. Those or crepe myrtles.
They last through every season and will be a good reminder before you move on.
eb579c No.2123208
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>>2123206
SORRY I THOUGHT I REPLIED
>>2123184
thread going a mile a min
you need to be responsible until you get that padding of 100 dollar bills
c3ba61 No.2123209
>>2123190
Study it from what people that have swam in the same spot say maybe and be careful.
I'm freaked out over it happening to him too. My sister and him had a kid together. It was outside of Richmond, VA in the summer of 2013.
2ce42c No.2123211
>>2123200
Grafting what together? Never done it either, but it sounds really cool if you make it work.
>>2123202
No they're really soft, it's kind of like a puff of cotton.
My favorite flowers that I've grown are bleeding hearts. They're just so weird looking.
e583be No.2123212
>>2123208
I have 300 after paying Chap 100.
>>2123210
c3ba61 No.2123213
>>2123195
If you know how to push buttons.
Work someone up until they are freak horny then cut them off right then and there. They won't accept it and rape you. I do this sometimes (literally) to my gf when I feel like being lazy about the work involved in the rigorous pelvic to ass ramming.
ec3d70 No.2123214
or you could just say "rape me please" to a person within distance that can do it
i am not in distance
a17313 No.2123216
>>2123213
I don't think I know how to do that in person unfortunately.
4ca147 No.2123217
You could drink until you pass out in public on a bench and let nature take its course.
eb579c No.2123218
>>2123211
just multiple fruit bearing branches onto one base tree
I heard of trees growing 12 diff fruits onto them its crazy
dc1231 No.2123219
>>2123175
I like pools 'cause they're warm and laps.
Though I do like lakes/rivers. I have been wanting to go kayaking recently.
2ce42c No.2123221
>>2123207
I do have a lot of room, but I don't know about anything THAT big.
Several seconds into writing this I realized where you'd go with this.
>>2123218
I've heard of potato and tomato plants grafted together, and that's just so strange to me. It's like we're the Nazi scientists sawing Jewish twins in half and sewing the halves together. And it worked.
4ca147 No.2123222
>>2123219
Someone's personal pool is fine but public pools are just gross. It's a guarantee that someone pissed in it.
Lakes and rivers are a giant petri dish further contaminated by industrial runoff so at the least, you can assure yourself that piss isn't the most disgusting thing sharing the water with you.
a17313 No.2123223
783a98 No.2123224
>>2123203
What do you usually get?
2ce42c No.2123225
>>2123222
You gotta swish the pisswater around in your mouth. Build up that immune system.
dc1231 No.2123226
>>2123222
My immune system is strengthened by public pools.
2ce42c No.2123227
>>2123226
This guy gets it.
a17313 No.2123228
eb579c No.2123229
>>2123221
what the fuck happens then?
where does the energy go, into the root or the fruit?
can't frankenstein the plant too much or itll become self aware, kill fritz, and then youll have to burn down the mill
4ca147 No.2123230
>>2123221
You are a SMOL WHITE GIRL. You have room for a YUGE WHITE TREE.
>>2123225
>>2123226
You've consumed more piss than Erio at this point.
783a98 No.2123231
>>2123228
Just the tap rum?
a17313 No.2123233
>>2123231
Yeah. cheaper is better. they overpour anyway so it's w/e
c3ba61 No.2123234
>>2123216
It's always nice to try new things. If you know someone well enough, you can fuck with them. Kind of do a hardcore cock tease on them then watch them turn animal when it gets intense.
4ca147 No.2123235
>>2123229
>what the fuck happens then?
I assume a tuber on a tomato plant since water and nutrients go up the same stalk. Fruits are grafted together and the result is a tree whose internal vessel supply the same nutrients both parts of the chimerism.
eb579c No.2123236
a17313 No.2123237
>>2123234
I don't really have friends.
783a98 No.2123238
>>2123233
This makes sense if the goal is to get wasted.
2ce42c No.2123239
>>2123230
But not yet as much as Green Bean.
>>2123229
Friendliness pellets everywhere.