9e3a4e No.2123630
7abce5 No.2123632
88e29f No.2123634
Rusting is just slow burning
88e29f No.2123637
Rusting actually produces just as much heat as burning too, just not very fast
7abce5 No.2123641
You're both my favorite sluts <3
d86d15 No.2123642
>>2123640
> Hu Ho
The fuck?
af46a1 No.2123643
af46a1 No.2123646
d86d15 No.2123647
>>2123644
......................................
7abce5 No.2123648
7abce5 No.2123649
af46a1 No.2123650
af46a1 No.2123651
<I don't get why people get so self conscious about shitting in public restrooms, I actually think it's kind of kinky/sexy ;) two or more assholes opening up at the same time ;)
7abce5 No.2123652
88e29f No.2123653
>>2123651
i bet the person who said that is really, really ugly
af46a1 No.2123655
>>2123653
lmao i have no idea. I've just been on reddit for like 5 days straight and been finding a lot of giggles.
7abce5 No.2123656
Elma come hang with me Ian and Wish at AX
af46a1 No.2123657
>>2123656
Nah. I'm not weeb enough.
88e29f No.2123658
>>2123657
You don't have to be a weeb to have fun at an anime con, it's way more high energy than you might be expecting and there will be lots to do around the con venue
money and time issues though, i think we all understand that
af46a1 No.2123659
>>2123658
I'm more concerned about the B.O.
88e29f No.2123660
I was up with Jon St. John, the voice of Duke Nuke Em at well past 2:30Am, probably already past 3 actually, in a room with no more than 9 or 10 other people and it was a blast to just exist and laugh and talk, and make other people laugh too
88e29f No.2123661
i was at Youmacon and it's HUGE open areas, if a place is smelly just move?
af46a1 No.2123662
fa0a26 No.2123663
>>2123660
-wonders how much bubble gum chewing went on and if there were ample supplies of it...-
88e29f No.2123664
>>2123663
Nawh I don't think I was chewing gum but it was fun to really see he was one of the cool guys you know?
He didn't pussy out and retire to his private hotel room at like 10:30 at night, probably an insomniac or night owl like a ton of us
88e29f No.2123665
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2123662
Also the rumor that he'll say anything you want just about for a hundred dollars is totally true, i didn't do it though
af46a1 No.2123666
>>2123665
hmm. never heard of it.
fa0a26 No.2123667
>>2123664
:< -thinks that means you got your ass kicked since he was all out of gum-
e3a3bd No.2123668
>>2123657
nude anime cosplay
7abce5 No.2123669
>>2123657
Anime cons are fun
but when i say i got to anime cons I dont really mean the con its I mean the con parties hosted in hotel rooms around the con
Everyone just parties it up in hotel rooms and hooks up hookahs and dab rigs/bongs outside in the balcony
They have mini bars set up and someone usually always brings their mixer and mixes weeb shit
You can be my plus one
7abce5 No.2123672
>>2123671
Do you not enjoy social gatherings?
>>2123670
oi
af46a1 No.2123673
>>2123672
Depends on the crowd.
d86d15 No.2123674
> Tried to eat sausage
> vomit
I love my stomach <3
af46a1 No.2123675
88e29f No.2123677
>>2123667
slaughtered, that old man took down all 11 of us
af46a1 No.2123678
that feel when you're not sure if you're wicked hungry or about to puke
88e29f No.2123681
>>2123678
both, when you get super hungry from the release of the hunger hormone it can cause nausea or even dry retching
very common for everyone
88e29f No.2123682
its distinct from the queasy vomit feeling because you don't feel queasy, it's just really strange to have an "im hungry" vomit feeling
af46a1 No.2123684
>>2123681
>>2123682
Okay. It gets scary sometimes lol
fa0a26 No.2123685
>>2123677
v.v -loads up rise of the triad instead then-
af46a1 No.2123686
>>2123683
Are those your dads?
d86d15 No.2123688
>>2123686
You so hilarious
fa0a26 No.2123693
>>2123690
-squeeeeeeeaks and pounces!-
a4dc86 No.2123695
meoww, everyone is sorta tired today
9aa220 No.2123696
>>2123692
Hello, are you new? I'm Blood-chan ^^
>>2123693
-snuggles-
a4dc86 No.2123697
>>2123696
i've been here for a while, i don't post often but i am here
735967 No.2123698
fa0a26 No.2123699
>>2123696
^-^ -snugs back- How's you?
9aa220 No.2123700
>>2123697
T-then what should I call you? :<
>>2123699
Tired...
My mom told me to be here at 12, it's almost 1
I'm mad >:(
a4dc86 No.2123701
>>2123700
you can call me hinata, that's the name i post with
7abce5 No.2123702
a4dc86 No.2123703
>>2123702
can you recognize me?
fa0a26 No.2123704
>>2123700
:< -gives you pears with caffeine.- Did you do anything for mother's day?
9aa220 No.2123705
>>2123701
Isn't Hinata the girl from Naruto, though?
>>2123704
I did nothing, I didn't even get her anything, she deserves shit on a plate
019b4f No.2123706
>>2123695
how do I have a siesta
it is not comfortable for me unless it's after 4 or 5pm what do
fa0a26 No.2123707
>>2123705
She made Ika. Must have done something right.
a4dc86 No.2123710
>>2123705
>>2123706
you need to eat the spanish amount of food, that way your body demands a siesta
9aa220 No.2123711
>>2123710
You grouped linked me? :<
019b4f No.2123713
>>2123710
how much is the spanish amount
I had some spicy food so that should be good enough right that's what spanish food is
d86d15 No.2123714
Why the fuck does facebook have so awful interface?
a4dc86 No.2123715
>>2123711
i don't remember doing that, but it was probably my alter ego lilith's pet
>>2123713
the spanish usually eat three plates of food
019b4f No.2123716
>>2123715
I often have more than 3 plates
but they are small plates because I have a snacking problem
fa0a26 No.2123717
>>2123709
-snickers- Whatcha doing today?
019b4f No.2123718
give me an amount in grams >:(
a4dc86 No.2123719
>>2123716
if you want to siesta, you need to eat 3 normal plates, this way you will need to siesta, as your body demands time to digest the amount of food you just ate
9aa220 No.2123720
>>2123714
No swearing.
>>2123715
Oh you're Lilith's Pet. People thought you were me?
>>2123717
I'm waiting for my mah to come home, I hate waiting.
It just makes me angry
I could be masturbating right now
d86d15 No.2123721
>>2123720
Fuck off, nigger-faggot
fa0a26 No.2123722
>>2123720
Why wait? Do something else. Steal your brother's vidya games and play!
a4dc86 No.2123723
>>2123720
i don't think anyone noticed the change in personality tho, i didn' post too much
7abce5 No.2123724
>>2123703
I know a couple of Spaniards irl
a4dc86 No.2123725
>>2123724
where did you meet them?
af46a1 No.2123726
Dear Diary,
I got my car registered.
4cf2c5 No.2123727
>>2123690
I'd impregnate her
af46a1 No.2123728
af46a1 No.2123730
>>2123729
It's usually not that bad lol
9aa220 No.2123731
>>2123721
Why did you call me that?
>>2123722
He's in the room hoarding it for himself. He never lets me play...
>>2123723
Do people hate you now because of it?
>>2123727
You better not.
d86d15 No.2123732
>>2123731
Because you sucked men's dicks
a4dc86 No.2123733
>>2123731
no, because noone noticed, it was an accident in time a singularity so small nobody woulld notice
d86d15 No.2123734
>>2123726
Show us your car
af46a1 No.2123736
she's a little durty rn :( maybe a car wash is in order^^
7abce5 No.2123737
d86d15 No.2123738
>>2123735
How much it cost?
a4dc86 No.2123739
>>2123737
there are a lot of spanish people around the globe
fa0a26 No.2123741
>>2123731
:< -gives you his pee ess foar-
9aa220 No.2123742
>>2123732
And?
>>2123733
Hmmm
I'm glad people don't hate you then.
You don't want to make enemies here...
a4dc86 No.2123744
>>2123742
oooooh, what are the dangers of messing with /animus/?
af46a1 No.2123746
d86d15 No.2123747
>>2123740
Lul, really cheap
>>2123742
This is makes you gay
af46a1 No.2123748
>>2123745
idk maybe I can just take a girthy dong ;3c
/lewd
sorry.
fa0a26 No.2123749
>>2123743
-stands guard outside your door while you play, with a squirt gun and a peanutbutter sammich. Gay people love peanutbutter sammiches.
fa0a26 No.2123750
af46a1 No.2123751
>>2123747
Why would I want an expensive car? I didn't need one in the first place lol
It's my summer project.
a4dc86 No.2123752
>>2123746
i kinda want to eat strawberries right now, but i have this feeling, this voice that tells me i should not
4cf2c5 No.2123754
>>2123731
She'll be a good, cute mom
af46a1 No.2123755
>>2123752
Do it anyway. Give in to your cravings and desires. What could go wrong?
d86d15 No.2123757
>>2123751
No, it's fine, but i didn't know that cars can be so cheap in US
a4dc86 No.2123758
>>2123755
i am going to do it because i can't calculate the action going wrong beep boop
af46a1 No.2123759
>>2123757
It's an '08 on a dead brand and it's a stick shift (just about nobody drives them here) so I figure that brought the price down :p
9aa220 No.2123760
>>2123744
You can get shunned like me....
>>2123747
Its not gay as long as the balls don't touch my chin
>>2123749
Do they really? I should make one for my brother so that he stops talking to me nonstop and gives me a chance to recharge
>>2123754
She's mostly to go Yandere...be careful...
019b4f No.2123761
hu what's a good alternative to WMM
af46a1 No.2123762
af46a1 No.2123763
Windows Movie Maker?
it's p okay for just basic shit, but probably everything is better
d86d15 No.2123764
> Its not gay as long as the balls don't touch my chin
af46a1 No.2123765
>>2123764
That's why you just play with the balls in your hand so it's never gay
LMAO
M
A
O
019b4f No.2123766
windows movie maker
I only wish to do basic shit
a4dc86 No.2123769
>>2123760
i don't have any reason to anger you people, since i like being around here i will play by whatever rules you people decide you want to have
d86d15 No.2123770
>>2123766
You can render video with your system?
9aa220 No.2123771
I'm drained, I have to go...
af46a1 No.2123773
>>2123766
You should be okay with that if you're just throwing a movie together imo
>>2123767
Good. I have to put my license plates on but like that gives me an excuse to go to the store and get a nice little tool set.
And then if I do that then I'm gonna have to try them out and I'll prolly do a deep clean of my engine bay and see what's really going on.
It's hot outside so it's kind of a dilemma. A little productivity on a day off never hurt tho right?
hbu? What's poppin?
>>2123768
XD
>>2123769
Post strawberries.
019b4f No.2123774
>>2123770
I'm surprised too
but yes I can
019b4f No.2123775
>>2123773
but it is no longer available for download
if I could use WMM then I would
af46a1 No.2123776
>>2123775
Doesn't that shit come stock? Did you delete it?
a4dc86 No.2123777
>>2123773
but i already ate them all
af46a1 No.2123778
>>2123777
Well shit.
Did anything happen?
019b4f No.2123779
>>2123776
I thought it did but apparently not
fa0a26 No.2123781
>>2123760
-thinks so. Who doesn't? Checks your batteries, too, to make sure you're not running low-
a4dc86 No.2123782
>>2123778
no, amazingly the act of eating strawberries does not have immediate consequences, will have to test if there are any long term
fa0a26 No.2123783
>>2123771
-hugs you tight and hopes to see you again soon- <3
af46a1 No.2123784
>>2123779
I... Don't have it either.
98126f No.2123785
>>2123773
SPent the day being lazy then gettin swole and now being lazy again. Finding the will to finally begin restoring my mikasa folder.
Need.
Motivation.
And that all sounds itneresting, never had you down as a grease monkey.
af46a1 No.2123787
>>2123782
Sometimes the really ripe juicy ones will stain your face red, that seems immediate.
>>2123785
Ooh how much do you bench now? What day is legs day?
I think it's more of making/how things work. When I started building drones as a hobby it seems to have unleashed something. I used to help some people work on cars and it's pretty rad to be able to do some of that yourself imo
*cute le shruggu*
I like you posting Mikasa I think it fits you from what I've seen of the show
4cf2c5 No.2123788
>>2123760
I don't know what that means
019b4f No.2123789
>>2123780
excuse me what
>>2123784
guess it's gone now
4cf2c5 No.2123790
a4dc86 No.2123791
>>2123787
i don't eat the m raw though, i bathe them in sugar and then wait a little bit for the juice to come out, this way you only gotta worry about excess calories
d86d15 No.2123792
>>2123789
A "big amazement" in russian lang.
af46a1 No.2123793
>>2123791
ooh. I slice them for my strawberry mango summer salad
a4dc86 No.2123794
>>2123793
but isn't mango super pricey up there in th U.S.?
019b4f No.2123795
>>2123790
thanks hu
it just works(tm)
>>2123792
I see
you know my PC isn't made of cardboard, it might not be very good by modern standards, but it's completely functional
fa0a26 No.2123796
>>2123793
-wants! But has recently become allergic to strawberries- :<
af46a1 No.2123797
>>2123794
groceries don't really seem expensive.
af46a1 No.2123798
>>2123796
Just strawberries? There are other berries you could swap out.
4cf2c5 No.2123799
>>2123795
Used it to create a video in a group not too long ago, It suited our purpose
fa0a26 No.2123800
>>2123798
-nods. Becomes Sonata_Blotchy_Red when eats them- :<
a4dc86 No.2123801
i wonder, there is going to be a time in which PCs will be made out of old PCs, zombie computers
af46a1 No.2123802
>tfw I can get mangos for grocery store pickup
'murrica
d86d15 No.2123803
>>2123795
"Completely functional" it's a bit too large determination to describe pc
af46a1 No.2123804
The more vague you are the more correct you become.
fa0a26 No.2123805
>>2123801
-is getting rilly good performance out of an old 2.1ghz dual core processor, 3 gig ram box from 2006 by installing minimalist OS's (some weird linux mint build) and using modern web browsers. Is surprisingly responsive.
a4dc86 No.2123807
>>2123804
but the less you mean, and the mor holes you leave behind
af46a1 No.2123808
more holes more fucking lol
a4dc86 No.2123809
>>2123808
i thought you were into traps and stuff
af46a1 No.2123811
>>2123809
I like everyone ^~^
a4dc86 No.2123812
>>2123811
that's great, i wonder how the families will be in the future
98126f No.2123813
>>2123787
Still around 60kilos, still begginner boy, but everything else is moving on up.
Leg day will be next week, having a weeks rest because last leg day my left thigh went awry. Not sure what exactly but had a uncomfortable pain for a day or two, so I am having a week/or two to make sure it rights itself.
Mikasa is a good fit? Well, we try. Rawr! Strong!
af46a1 No.2123814
>>2123812
huh?
I can't have kids lol
>>2123813
ooh I don't think I can even lift the bar lmao. I struggle with 36 pound french fries boxes at work lmao
oooh yeah use the ol RICE method.
a4dc86 No.2123815
>>2123814
that doesn't mean you can't have a family, specially given your orientation
98126f No.2123816
>>2123814
RICE and easy.
It feels fine now, but better safe than sorry. I am on a good run of form it would be terrible if I were to do myself in.
019b4f No.2123817
>>2123803
I don't know about that
it does everything I need it to, and does so moderately well
it's not perfect but that's to be expected when you don't spend thousands
af46a1 No.2123820
>>2123815
It's probably easier without one.
>>2123816
Perfecto. And ease back with your max when you go back to the gym prolly too.
98126f No.2123821
>>2123820
Hittin' them 70 kilo squats.
9d8abb No.2123822
Can't wait for scoots to hit 95kg so he can benchpress me
d86d15 No.2123826
e3a3bd No.2123829
>>2123828
Imported beers and lagers tend to be the best around here.
d86d15 No.2123830
>>2123829
Baltika is shit or piss
d86d15 No.2123831
My cat almost cut my veins
e3a3bd No.2123833
>>2123830
I like Heineken.
98126f No.2123834
e3a3bd No.2123835
>>2123831
Now it must be eated.
d86d15 No.2123837
>>2123836
You too ugly even for cat
9d8abb No.2123838
I'm invited to a wedding
I'm going to wear something with a floral print
d360c2 No.2123840
>>2123837
my momma says im a handsome boy
d360c2 No.2123842
>>2123841
shes a strong kitty whot dont need a man
4cf2c5 No.2123843
735967 No.2123844
4cf2c5 No.2123845
e3a3bd No.2123847
>>2123842
slash any cocksucker down.
735967 No.2123848
4cf2c5 No.2123849
d86d15 No.2123850
d360c2 No.2123851
>>2123847
sum scary pussy...
>>2123850
but... ive been told i look like bruce willis.
e3a3bd No.2123853
>>2123851
Might need a Freddie glove for self-defense.
735967 No.2123854
>>2123852
*snuggles close*
d86d15 No.2123855
>>2123851
She was trying to told you, that you look like a dick
d360c2 No.2123858
>>2123853
nah we just pet them... unless theyre assholes
if theyre assholes we eat them
>>2123855
lol... this is the best you have aint it
e3a3bd No.2123859
>>2123858
Sweet baby Ray's bbq sauce is great with domestic cat steaks.
d360c2 No.2123860
>>2123859
i prefer texas pete...
d86d15 No.2123861
>>2123859
Suka, my stomach was full a moment ago
98126f No.2123862
d360c2 No.2123863
genetically engineered catgirls for domestic consumption...
e3a3bd No.2123864
>>2123860
& charcoal grilled.
>>2123861
Obviously you guys don't eat funky food likely monkeys then.
d86d15 No.2123865
>>2123863
Genetically engineered shit in your mouth
d86d15 No.2123866
>>2123864
> Lord of the ring
d360c2 No.2123868
>>2123865
youre trying too hard...
e3a3bd No.2123869
>>2123866
one ring to find them
>>2123867
Gawd I'mma have to find my cat. That sounds good.
d86d15 No.2123870
>>2123868
> youre trying too hard...
That is what your parents never heard
af46a1 No.2123872
lmao is it ur wedding?
>gucci
>armani
d360c2 No.2123874
>>2123869
ikr
>>2123870
oh yeah? ...well shut up!
98126f No.2123875
I approve such bold selections. Nice shoes.
d360c2 No.2123877
>>2123871
nice ensemble... classy
d86d15 No.2123878
>>2123874
Don't repeat words of your first rapist, pls
fa0a26 No.2123879
d360c2 No.2123881
>>2123878
ZOMFGWTFBBQ U MUS B TEH SUPAR 31337 MATER TRAL SO FUNNEH NEGER AL TEH JOKES PLS NO BUULY DAT SADFAIS UR HURTAN MAH FEELS Y U SO PISSED THO DID PUTIN ASSRAEP U AGAIN O M MOTHERFUCKEN G DIS NIGA JUST MAD BECUS EHS CUNTRY HAZ NO MOAR CULTUR AND EHS A SIK FUKEN ALCOHOLS HERP AL MAH JOKES R DABES
af46a1 No.2123882
d360c2 No.2123883
>>2123879
PLS GIVE THE ANGRY UKE SOME TEA SO HE CALMS HIS ANGRY TITS
9d8abb No.2123884
>>2123872
I like nice things.
d360c2 No.2123885
d86d15 No.2123887
>>2123881
ЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫ())))))))))))))))))))))0000)))00))0)
9aa220 No.2123888
>>2123824
God I wish I was that rag doll
d86d15 No.2123890
>>2123888
You want to someone strangle you?
e3a3bd No.2123892
>>2123888
Funny thing is she is real.
735967 No.2123895
>>2123880
im playing fun overwatch!
98126f No.2123898
>>2123895
Yay! fun! I feel to lazy to OW owo
9aa220 No.2123904
>>2123890
Yes
>>2123892
Completely missed three shots
735967 No.2123906
>>2123898
why you lazy? ;~;
9aa220 No.2123908
>>2123905
I want Sonata to choke me
98126f No.2123910
>>2123906
I did big work out now sleepy
d360c2 No.2123913
wrong image... eh
it still works
019b4f No.2123914
nothing wrong with wanting to be choked
9aa220 No.2123915
>>2123912
I want him to spit on my blouse like this too
9aa220 No.2123919
>>2123918
I just want Sonata to make me lose consciousness
d86d15 No.2123920
>>2123914
It is fun, only if you can resist
224397 No.2123922
My mum is giving me shit, time to drink and shitpost.
019b4f No.2123923
>>2123920
I think I'd quite like the feeling of being unable to resist myself desu
d86d15 No.2123924
About what i can talk with girl?
d86d15 No.2123925
>>2123923
Fuk, i want to choke you
d360c2 No.2123926
>>2123919
...that feel when shes on top, got it deep and shes about to pass out talkin about she cant feel her legs cos she came so hard... makes me smile
224397 No.2123928
>>2123927
She's saying I don't love her and all sorts of nasty shit from the past. I just gotta tune her out and focus on the good vibes of /animus/
224397 No.2123930
Bitch took half my booze, this is fucking grim, can't even get drunk.
>>2123929
The solution and cause to all our problems
d360c2 No.2123932
>>2123930
id tie one on ut i got the hvac guy coming over to look at my cooling problem... which, strangely enough is not a prelude to an awful porno
224397 No.2123933
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Great, now my mum wants to play DJ and post music here.
>>2123932
Tried a new poison, sidekick, a premix of vodka and strawberry milk, hope your cooling problem gets sorted cheaply.
9aa220 No.2123934
>>2123926
legs are becoming pretty weak just from thinking about Sonata cock digging my pussy out
d360c2 No.2123936
>>2123933
similar in description to tequila rose... and thanks its hot as balls in here.
legit 98 and humid
224397 No.2123938
>>2123936
Shoould move over here, it gets cold here even in spring.
d360c2 No.2123940
>>2123934
>i have the weirdest boner right now
>>2123937
FINALLY
d360c2 No.2123941
>>2123938
rains too much... tho id welcome a 70 degree summer
9aa220 No.2123942
>>2123940
s-sorry... i'm just happy
9aa220 No.2123944
>>2123943
What did you do for Mother's Day?
d360c2 No.2123945
>>2123944
wished my exes a happy one and hung with my sister
9aa220 No.2123946
>>2123945
Don't wish happiness for your exes
d360c2 No.2123947
Christ this guy needs to hurry up... i just sat on one of my nuts because it was sticking to my thigh.
d360c2 No.2123948
>>2123946
buy they be my baby mommas...
735967 No.2123950
>>2123935
when will it be enough?
9aa220 No.2123951
>>2123947
you need someone to kiss your nuts to make them feel better :<
>>2123948
Forget her, she's nothing.
>>2123949
beautiful cumshot
d360c2 No.2123952
>>2123951
what i need is fucking climate control... and yes... that would also be pleasant
>>2123951
and i cant forget them... i got to skype with my girls for a few minutes, which was cathartic.
im not a completely heartless bastard
d360c2 No.2123953
only just... truth be told
98126f No.2123954
735967 No.2123955
>>2123954
what will u use it for?
98126f No.2123956
d360c2 No.2123957
fa0a26 No.2123958
>>2123951
-feeds you bbq chickim legs with sauce- :3
98126f No.2123959
>no blood chan to kiss your nuts
cf8c59 No.2123960
>>2123951
-feeds you bbq chickim legs with sauce- :3
adf087 No.2123963
wish i had a roommate my age
would be nice
98126f No.2123964
>>2123961
Everyone! I will be their shield!
fa0a26 No.2123967
>>2123960
D:-swatswatswats-
cf8c59 No.2123969
>>2123967
Stop trying to steal my chickim
fa0a26 No.2123970
>>2123969
D: -is MY chickim. Is also almost done! Just needs one moar layer of sauce-
cf8c59 No.2123971
>>2123970
Stop being a thief.
cf8c59 No.2123972
>>2123968
I can't help it.
735967 No.2123973
>>2123964
lol brigettee.... ur sheild is too tiny
997bb3 No.2123974
>>2123972
my powers only grow stronger with high levels of lewdness
cf8c59 No.2123975
>>2123974
So is this powering you up?
98126f No.2123976
>>2123973
They say that, and then I flank and maul their team, one by one.
997bb3 No.2123977
>>2123975
it's like how the water people get stronger at full moon
or like home advantage
ya feel
997bb3 No.2123979
whoa it turns 90° if i click it
cf8c59 No.2123980
>>2123977
So what you're telling me is that you're incredibly lewd?
>>2123978
Nice burnt chickim
Nice exif data too
73676c No.2123982
>>2123978
Yum, crunchy coal taste.
997bb3 No.2123983
>>2123980
No, just that lewdness is my source of power
I represent all the lewd people in the world, consider me your patron saint
>>2123981
even counterclockwise
it's a mystery
cf8c59 No.2123984
>>2123983
What a pretty lame source of power.
>>2123982
Hi Testeroni ^w^
997bb3 No.2123985
>>2123984
Whatever bitch, every time you masturbate i'll know because my power surges
cf8c59 No.2123987
>>2123985
So you must get pretty frequent power surges, eh?
997bb3 No.2123989
>>2123987
i use it to bless people with good faps
fa0a26 No.2123990
>>2123980
Is not burnt. Is charred nicely :<
>>2123982
D: -thinks you all don't know how to use a charcoal grill and huffs-
cf8c59 No.2123992
>>2123989
Everyone, or just specific people?
>>2123990
It's BURNT!!!
fa0a26 No.2123994
>>2123992
;_; -is smokey-grilled to perfection. Is crispy and sweet and spicey and moist inside- >.<
cf8c59 No.2123995
>>2123994
I bet it tastes like burnt asscrack.
98126f No.2123996
Sonata knows how to bbq. gj
>>2123993
Dont care. Just do it.
fa0a26 No.2123998
>>2123995
;_;
>>2123996
-gives Scoot chickim, and the hot peach crumble with premium vanilla icecream for desert too.-
997bb3 No.2123999
>>2123992
if you were born under my star, good faps will come to you
if not, i'll require a daily offering
adf087 No.2124000
i hate prologues and introductions
why author, why
just tell the story
98126f No.2124001
>>2123998
:::::::::::::::::333333333333333333333333
thank you
735967 No.2124002
>>2123976
bastion melt brig ;~;
98126f No.2124005
>>2124002
Only if you have trash healer.
73676c No.2124007
>>2124005
BRIGITTE IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HEALER
98126f No.2124008
>>2124007
Not when you are attack brigitte
fa0a26 No.2124010
>>2124009
-sees the kitten taking a long potato and wonders if this is how you make long cats-
cf8c59 No.2124011
>>2123998
b u r n t
>>2123999
So what you're saying is that you'll help people have good faps?
Ecchi.
>>2124004
I'm mad at you >:(
a2fae3 No.2124012
i wanna talk to all my 8chan gamer friends
997bb3 No.2124013
>>2124010
the kitten is so sad
are you loving it now, huh
997bb3 No.2124014
>>2124011
One hand washes the other.
Or i guess in this case, helps the other fap.
adf087 No.2124015
>>2124012
i'm not sick anymore, let me know what day you can hang out
bb9d67 No.2124017
a2fae3 No.2124018
>>2124015
Ill know tuesday night when ill be free from friday to Thursday
im booked until friday at the least though
fa0a26 No.2124019
>>2124011
-c r i s p-
>>2124012
-squeaks?-
>>2124013
-loves all kitties-
a2fae3 No.2124020
>>2124016
nini stinker
gibbe smonch
a2fae3 No.2124021
adf087 No.2124023
gonna head to gym to alleviate boredom, this book on "curing autoimmune disease with diet!!1" isn't really holding my attention, did learn a bit tho
>>2124016
nini
>>2124018
alright no worries
735967 No.2124024
>>2124005
mystery heros didnt give us anything good ;~;
adf087 No.2124025
when the vocals shift from clean to scream
>>2124024
mystery heroes best game mode
cf8c59 No.2124026
>>2124014
So what's it like helping hundreds (thousands?) of people get off every night?
>>2124019
-p u k e s-
fa0a26 No.2124027
>>2124021
0.o
>>2124022
-wonders if the hand was delicious?-
>>2124026
>:(
fa0a26 No.2124031
>>2124029
-thinks if your stomach is that ill you don't need to be eating hot peach crumble with icecream-
cf8c59 No.2124032
>>2124030
>:(
>>2124031
You caused this.
997bb3 No.2124033
>>2124026
it is purposeful and fulfilling, although i'm just doing my duty as patron saint.
>>2124027
Depends if it was touching something tasty beforehand
73676c No.2124034
>>2124032
It's kind of funny because I think Grim was serious. He just wants you to love him.
cf8c59 No.2124036
>>2124033
I don't understand!
>>2124034
He still probably thinks I'm a girl tbh.
bb9d67 No.2124037
>>2124036
You will always be a bitch
73676c No.2124038
>>2124036
Just slap his big brown frown a couple times with your pecker and he's bound to cheer up.
73676c No.2124039
cf8c59 No.2124040
>>2124037
That's okay.
>>2124038
*slaps your big brown frown a couple times with my pecker*
73676c No.2124041
>>2124040
I'm white as rice.
bb9d67 No.2124042
cf8c59 No.2124043
>>2124041
*slaps your big white as rice frown a couple times with my pecker*
>>2124042
Nah, I'm cool with it.
bb9d67 No.2124044
>>2124043
You aren't cool either
73676c No.2124045
>>2124043
Thank you sir may I have another.
bb9d67 No.2124047
>>2124046
Is everything okay?
cf8c59 No.2124048
>>2124045
Don't be greedy.
cf8c59 No.2124049
>>2124047
Nah, gun violence is kinda shitty :/
bb9d67 No.2124050
>>2124049
Time to get strapped up then nigga
73676c No.2124051
>>2124049
Pft, spoken like a true Canadian. There's good gun violence and bad gun violence, and the only way to make sure there's less bad gun violence is if everyone is capable of gun violence.
It's like... balancing your cholesterol. Duh.
cf8c59 No.2124052
>>2124050
I don't know what that means.
>>2124051
Yeah, but sometimes you don't have to balance your cholesterol and it's completely fine.
997bb3 No.2124053
>>2124036
I'm tired now so let us discuss details another time
73676c No.2124054
>>2124052
All public school teachers need bacon.
cf8c59 No.2124056
>>2124053
Okay, good night sweetie
>>2124054
I don't understand why American have a pandemic of people being overweight.
Like you can literally just eat 1,500 calories of bacon everyday and since you get pretty much 0 carbs you end up training your body to burn all the fat instead.
>>2124055
But guns are bad.
cf8c59 No.2124057
>Straps are guns
Is this why school shootings are so rampant?
They misunderstood the meaning of backpack straps so now they give everyone guns with their napsacks?
73676c No.2124058
>>2124056
Good idea, Nezi.
bb9d67 No.2124060
>>2124056
That's how white people were able to take over
997bb3 No.2124061
>>2124056
not yet but soon
cf8c59 No.2124064
>>2124058
I mean, it'd probably cause a whole lot of other problems, but it's pretty much the basic idea behind keto :^)
>>2124060
But white people don't resort to gun violence like those stereotypical black people.
>>2124061
How soon?
>>2124062
>>2124062
>>2124062
>>2124062
>>2124062
>>2124062
>>2124062
997bb3 No.2124065
>>2124063
1. confiscate all guns
2. give them all to lolis
3. be at their mercy
4. society now run by lolis
5. ????
6. profit!
997bb3 No.2124066
>>2124064
half an hour at most, may bedpost
although mobile 8ch is ass cancer
bb9d67 No.2124067
>>2124064
Aren't most of the school shootings done by white kids though?
73676c No.2124068
>>2124064
Keto is a meme.
>>2124065
>confiscate all guns
This sounds like a genius plan on the face of it.
cf8c59 No.2124069
>>2124066
Why would you bedpost though? :3
>>2124067
I don't know, we don't have them in Canada.
>>2124068
Y-You're a meme...
735967 No.2124070
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>>2124059
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bb9d67 No.2124074
>>2124069
Don't know of any black people who have done it. They bring their guns to school all the time though.