/animus/ - Avatarfag Circlejerk

rude hutz ;-;

> On rear of dude written "MOSCAL"

>>2089049

I can't show my real rudeness because of language barrier

>>2089041

I can't even spoil anything from the show

>>2089051

too bad senpai

>>2089053

No, it's actually fine, i don't want to be rude in here because here no one makes me angry

>>2089062

> Telegram has been blocked in russia

> Iron curtain is near

>>2089070

This is the only boobs that allow to see in rusland

Goodnight

It's official. I'm dead.

Call in the coroner.

>>2089077

>>2089078

What made you this way?

Were you beaten as a child?

>>2089079

That's a goofy face, Squish.

Hi.

I was beaten as a child and I turned out OK, so Scoots has no excuse.

Yeah but you also have a heart. Something that Scootaloo is distinctly lacking

Hewwo friends!

How are you all

>>2089083

Literally gonna pass out in twenty minutes.

I slept for like, an hour and a half last night.

>>2089083

tired desu

not feeling heart pains so that's good

>>2089080

>>2089082

I never had parents. I was brought up in foster care.

>>2089086

Didn't say your parents were the ones beating you.

This just furthers my assumption that you were abused and are now jaded and angry as a direct cause.

*pets next poster*

*pets next drunky*

I found out very quickly that no one can be trusted. Why even be nice to people? I mean, besides when you want something out of them. I always find/found myself disconnected from the everyday "emotions" other's apparently have. I never understand empathy.

Ive learnt though, the social cues.

>>2089087

I am not angry. I am merely direct-routing my personal entertainment at the expense of others.

>>2089091

[happy]

Awwwww fuck yis! Wish Attention.

Ego + 10

Bard is heavily hung.

Now stop whining idiot :^)

>>2089093

[hungry]

>>2089092

Seems like you could really use a friend, Scoots.

If life becomes too much for you to handle healthily, I'm here and whatnot.

>>2089097

I don't have/need/ever needed friends.

I have acquaintances that fulfill necessar/ego related "needs/urges".

Why trust others when I could just kill myself?

...Well, I'd be sad, for one.

But you lack empathy so you can't imagine what that feels like.

Good afternoon.

I've heard/read about it enough. I am a well read individual. Whilst I might not understand these "feelings", I can grasp them in theory.

Why would you feel that for some poster on an internet imageboard? That sort of thing is reserved for close friends and family? Isn't it? At least that is what all available media portrays.

>>2089100

Evening.

Sup thread?

>>2089102

how was work?

>>2089103

hello Madeleine.

>>2089104

Annoying.

>>2089104

heya Nez. How goes it today? Whatcha up to?

>>2089100

Hey there, semen demon.

>>2089101

**You mean humans have the capability to feel things that aren't being portrayed as an appeal to the lowest common denominator?

I don't even like most of my family, much less care for them. I would be genuinely more upset if Bard, or Elma, or You were to neck yourselves than if I got a call from my sister saying my nephew died.

I'm not close with my family. I'm on "Acceptable to show up at family gatherings," close but not "Confide in and help one another" close.

They don't know who I am, and haven't for a long time. In fact, you people probably know more aspects of my actual personality than my own blood.

I spend my time with you people

I get to know you people, and talk with you

and I've grown to care for some of you.

Like Nezi? I fucking love that kid. He's so kind.

Elma? Yeesh, where do I start? I feel for her because she and I have similar pasts.

Loco? Bard? I enjoy their bashful personalities.

Even you, Scoots. For all of your memerey and snide, totally-lacking-in-compassion remarks. The constant KY Yourself's. Because I know you do it defensively, as you dislike the idea of letting people in.

So why would I feel sadness for some poster on an internet imageboard? Because you guys are just as much my friends as the people that I see in person. Sometimes moreso.**

You fucking fag.

>>2089103

Hi, Maddie.

At this point I feel it is worth noting that the "person" you thought I was, in these threads, in DMs is not true of reality.

Scoots is just playing a meme.

>>2089084

you doin ok? sleep is important

>>2089085

I'm glad!!

today is a sleepy day

>>2089108

Is anybody's?

>>2089109

Duh. When is he not?

>>2089110

Will be. Gonna go to bed in a few minutes. Just waiting on my food to cool down so I can eat first.

>>2089105

sorry to hear that.

-gives you a shoulder massage-

>>2089106

went to grocery, shipped a package

now playing games and drinking monster

>>2089107

i only eat semen on days that end in the letter Y

>>2089107

Hm. I suppose it isn't so odd, when you explain it like that. I mean, after all, this is merely just another social conduit to bring people "together". I should really not be SO surprised that people, being the social creatures they are, would imprint their usual templates here.

>>2089112

Hm.

>>2089112

Whatcha playing?

>>2089113

Are you going to speak like a normal person or just keep autistically roleplaying?>>2089113

>>2089107

Hey Drunky. Happy Friday^^

>>2089112

ooh I got some Vitamin water on the walk home. It was super hot out for once^^

Get anything good for foods? I went with my old standby of chips n salsa.

Choose your fighter:

A

B

>>2089115

Roleplaying? What role would I be playing right now? Like I say, acting is second nature for myself at this point.

>>2089117

I'm about to sleep it all away, wake up around 9:00PM and go out drinking.

What's a Friday?

What're your plans?

>>2089121

idk! I got out of work unexpectedly early so I hadn't made plans. Expanding my wendy folder real quick and eating chips I guess haha what a life

Foods edible.

Shameful shoving of consumables in my face followed by 6 hours of hallucinatory comatose.

Bye Nezi

Bye Elms,

Bye Loco

Bye Scoots

Bye Tracer

Bye Sinni

Bye Lloyd.

>>2089118

>>2089123

Aye.

>>2089123

Bye.

>>2089115

mw2

just went 48-6 in tdm

your team wins when they hit 75 kills

:^)

>>2089114

do you like it when I rub you~?

>>2089117

hmm not really, just normal grocery stuff that we were low on

>>2089123

byeu

Good Night, Cynic.

One day, you may have me pegged.

>>2089127

Not much for back or shoulder massages.

All this talk makes me wonder who all would miss me if I was gone.

>>2089129

oh.

are there any kind of massage you do like?

no one.

>>2089132

There's a hand massage I do to help with headaches.

Just as it should be.

>>2089134

You are lying.

>>2089137

>>2089131

Don't ever die on me.

But if you wanted to stop posting because it was what was best for you, I'd support that.

>Locomotor pretending to care for someone.

>>2089139

I'd like to think once I have someone to be with I can focus less energy here.

I usually only post when my room mate is at work 'cause I get lonely.

I will try not to die though. I am good at not dying.

hot stone massages are p cool.

I go to sleep now.

Give me "ni ni" to sate my ego, please.

>>2089143

Do not wake up.

>>2089138

nini scoots. sleep well

>>2089143

nanee

There you are. Happy Friday, Teeps.

y-you too ;;

it was a kinda weird 13th i must say. i swear people forgot how to drive. or maybe it was just that mexican woman and that other mexican

>>2089150

based soto

>>2089151

It happens. I love watching the intersection right outside my work when I'm on break. Surprisingly not many crashes lately.

I thought you were Mexican?

>>2089153

and then there was this group of well dressed entitled blacks who full walked across four lanes of traffic coming out of a funeral home

no lol. sadly i am one of the few non mexicans

>>2089154

lmao reminds me of this time I saw a black dude cross 7 lanes of traffic during a greenlight. I swear he was trying to get hit. Wish I had a smartphone back then it was so bizarre the way he grilled me before going for it. I'll never forget that shit lol

Hmm I wonder how I got that one mixed up. My bad. How was the work week?

>>2089155

yeah man blacks are so entitled around here. they give zero fucks about signals or crosswalks when in pedestrian mode

it was pretty busy so went by fast. hella beat yo. what about you

friday already?

YES

Post before-after pics Soto

>>2089156

Mmhm. A lot of people here don't even look before crossing because of the yield to pedestrians law. Like, a law's not gonna stop 3000 pounds of steel, yo.

That's always a good thing. It's starting to get busy again finally so weeks are flying by lately it's nice. Yeah, it's a good week things are good^^

>>2089161

before

>>2089159

>>2089163

>rick and morty

>>2089163

An azn friend of mine has identical hair to you lmao

>>2089167

?

oh btw sometimes at work i reply to my bosses emails with snarky memes. i'm such a bad boi

>>2089160

holy fuck i would never wait more than 15 minutes for a haircut. just clip it yourself

btw im way over due. it's been like 9 months?

>>2089162

it's a double edged sword i guess

every week by is another week closer to the grave

but when you keep me busy with things i can do well, i can pretty much black out at work and next thing you know it's three and time to hit the head before hitting the road

i lowkey want to tag and seriously injure a pedestrian completely in the wrong, and have them pay for my car damage not even sure if that is possible but i want it to hapen. then i would feel really bad for the rest of my life

>>2089167

you don't like my cock?

he's trying his best, you know

>>2089170

Yeah, but like every week is more dough to do stuff with, so that's fair I guess.

We got hit with a rush today and 2 hours magically vanished it was so rad. Not so much blacking out at work but it's like you go robot mode^^

One of my drunk-ass friends back in the day did that on my street it was ridonculous.

it's so easy to forget that soto isn't asian

>>2089169

Post it.

Or start a tc soon and show it.

>>2089171

That's not your cock.

>>2089174

Why would I do that? Who's asking?

>>2089172

yeah it's not a black out really, more of a zone out

i can do it driving too

wait he tagged someone while driving drunk and got off?

nice

>>2089176

Yeah he did a few hit and runs now that I'm thinking back on it.

That's why you shouldn't do drugs x_x

>>2089174

i'm not posting cock without something of equal or greater value in return

and even then I'll probably still not do it

>>2089177

oh that's some fucked up shit then lol

speaking of haggard driving, like last night i went to pick up some weed at a bar and the dude smoked me out, and i pulled the craziest cross two lanes from my parking spot to get to my left turn. like i nailed it, but afterwards i was like to myself, whoa dude that was gnarly like why didn't you just wait until it was more clear, then i remembered that i was high af

good times

>>2089179

so awkward for the chair convo lol

>>2089182

how vague.

>>2089183

Sometimes you gotta Paul Walker that shit and do some bobbing and weaving, you know?

My little sister was pretty fucking crazy with that for a while actually. It was scary.

>>2089185

Nah I'm good. It's reserved for someone anyway.

>>2089186

oh shit my little sister too. not with getting fucked up and driving, just with like wrecking her cars and shit

speed demon

> It's reserved for someone anyway.

>it will never be you

elmers you want me to post your dong to keep mff at bay?

>>2089191

Indeed.

>>2089192

I'd prefer not. If I absolutely must post it I'll post a new one, but I'd prefer not.

frisky dingo :o

forgot about that show

>>2089182

mandy please

>>2089179

no sibling of mine is watching trash

>>2089193

cool

i didn't really want to switch folders

>>2089196

ty

is it weird that i lowkey got excited that BC was here

>>2089197

you got it babe

is the waifu thread poppin?

this shit died lol

where are waifu threds?

/b/ lol

fuck i'm so pissed

i rescheduled my cat's vet visit cause they were saying thunderstorms and she like HATES thunderstorms

don't you know it i fucking saw sun just a little while ago

didn't see a thread up

should we make one?

god damn it I miss working

lol i uninstalled and tried to reinstall and i think i made it worse

i give up. at least anon is ok on /tv/

what happened to your baby driver gig nezi?

>>2089220

yeah dog it got too weird back there

>>2089223

it's kinda just as dead as here *shruggu*

>>2089222

nice trips

>>2089224

yeah and then i thought

wait, DOA comes here when there is shit, so...

>>2089225

Who?

i've been regularling the burger king veggie burger lately

they do it right by work for real

>>2089229

>>2089227

that's sweet and scary

>>2089228

duke of autism

my waifu waifu

>>2089231

oooh you gon' fug?

>>2089232

oh no

pretty sure we are both overweight miserable dudes lol

>>2089234

just the regular monitoring

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>>2089233

Plus you're vegetarian so you wouldn't wanna eat any cock meat sammiches lol

speaking of monitoring

i just finished jessica jones

my god is that show great glad it just got a season 3 confirmed

>>2089237

hehe i donno dude like i consider myself in the bi area just because i've masturbated to some weird shit

but i think i would ever maybe ever kiss a dude if i were really drunk irl

i want that snatch when it comes down to it

but like i don't really care so like whatever

hehe i donno dude like i consider myself in the bi area just because i've masturbated to some weird shit

but i think i would ever maybe ever kiss a dude if i were really drunk irl

i want that snatch when it comes down to it

but like i don't really care so like whatever

>>2089240

*shrugs* It's all p fun idk

where is grimu? ;;

and luka? ;;

>>2089242

emma, i...

>>2089243

i have a lot of internal conflicts

>>2089246

I'm a dude and that's not even my name.

speaking of hulu i've been meaning to illegal stream handmaids tail

>>2089246

Those don't do much good for anyone lol

>>2089247

is it edmond?

>>2089249

well they aren't that concerned with that

>>2089251

nothing man

i was there for sure

>>2089250

That'd be a pretty legit name tbh.

>>2089252

I'm confused now.

>>2089254

not gonna lie, i think edmond would be cool, like now, but maybe not 10-20 years ago

>>2089255

they meaning my internal voices

>>2089257

idk they seem like they're holding you back from some experiences you're at least curious about. But, hey, they're your internal voices so you're gonna have to deal with 'em not me^^

>>2089256

I think it's one of those names that has its prime around 30 or so.

Like, a Bruce or Diane.

My mom was with this wacky guy named Bruce from Vermont. He was missing a few teeth but I got to play with his shotgun so it was cool.

The downstairs tenant was an even older guy with a Russian mail order bride. It was a pretty sweet setup.

>>2089258

i think the bottom line is my social anxiety that i just bury deep down as possible

it's really sad that i even need alcohol to be the least bit social

>>2089259

how long is it going to take to take bruce back?

after the jenner debacle

>>2089261

Mmn, that's always a tough one. I tend to always get overzealous and go way past "social lubricant" straight into fun drunk blackout Maddie.

>>2089263

i mean once i know you i am comfortable and can *gag* hang out with you sober, but that takes YEARS

i just recently started to drop open f-bombs at work

it's nice

>>2089264

oh snap. That's kind of a cool part about being a cook is there's like no rules about what you can't talk about or say lol It gets brutal sometimes x_x

>>2089266

yeah but we aren't like slimey (no offense) cooks

like fucking making big money

just it taking me a long long long time to be able to talk like how whatever it is for me to talk natural to whoever

>>2089268

we don't ether

our accountaint is this chinese big assed mama named susan

and our safety manager is this funny chinese dude named lap who i swear asks me the same fucking question every week

"so phil, do phil, do you pay attention to politics?"

like he knows i lowkey do cause we go over this every week

>>2089270

What's big money?

Like if you're making bank but you're always poor that's still doing it wrong imo

>>2089269

in that constant looking at thread shit

>>2089273

well once i am forced to quit weed i will be making bank

can you believe i am on an almost 6 grand a year weed habit?

that's wild huh

i smoke a quarter of cron a week

>>2089275

I think you're drastically overpaying.

I've paid maybe about $ 120 for weed in the past 3 years lol

>>2089277

oh i know i am

but the connection is low stress

i have to pass a piss test mid september

when should i stop smoking

i smoke a lot daily

>>2089281

i get really good cronic full price in chicago

shit is really illegal here still

like

dude

>>2089283

oh. well you could have mentioned that before I went on a rant about saving money on drugs.

but you're right i can drive up to michigan with my brother and get shit at cost

but who wants to do that

not that it's legal in michigan

just my brother knows a dealer in the boonies in michigan who will give it to you at cost

but like it's one of those boonies houses with white trash babies

it's a whole thing

>>2089289

>>2089291

Fair enough. I understand how that is.

Time to not talk to TP for another few years

>>2089292

like you get it right?

if i got back into my schwag hookup on the way northside i would have been back in too deep

i get stressed out when shit moves too fast love

>>2089294

I was just memeing based on his post about his weed dealer

>>2089295

Remains cleanly planted in my seat.

oh hi colbert

>>2089299

Sup buddypal?

>>2089301

Completely forgot tbh

i think i forgot to ask last time

john legend was def outmatched

judas was based

i heard a commercial on the radio that theres a show coming to chicago

might check it out with my mom or something

>>2089305

I feel like it'd be super fun to see live honestly

>>2089306

np

>>2089307

if the notes were hit

for sure fun

FUCKING SHIT TEST

what's good though shortie

>>2089309

Agreed

Got plans for this weekend?

>>2089311

i have to help my brother move on sunday

why we still do this for this kid is beyond me

hashtag family

>>2089313

Where's he moving to?

>>2089315

I think that's just 8chan being shit

Probably one of the major reasons there's no one else posting right now lmao

8chan being shit.

ponychan when

>>2089321

I should be as polite as you are.

>>2089330

Both

Just the 4 of you?

>>2089332

Now that 8chan seems to have unfucked itself I would hope it picks up again

i had a three way

never a four way

anyone have that

>>2089331

sorry for spamming your bourd in the general sense

i can't help it after like 9pm

>>2089333

Here's to hoping.

>>2089334

Three's company enough lol

>bourd

>>2089336

>tfw not adequate for Welma

>>2089336

right?

like you got a hand inside one and making out with the other

imo two is too much

>>2089337

?

>>2089338

You hoped first?

wut

>>2089339

I get jealous. I know, big surprise.

>>2089340

idk like wanting to have more people means that talking to me isn't enough or something. That's kinda what I was going for, but I see that it has failed horribly

>>2089340

you never had a three way

the funny thing is my three way was so unexpected

like we were broken up but in that still calling each other drunk phase

and like her kinda cute plump girlfriend came over

next thing i think i was fingering that girl too

and they were both blowing me

it was not bad

>>2089343

Neat. How many died.

>>2089343

>went to news site

>he made this announcement in the White House Diplomatic Reception Room

Am I the only person that finds this ironic and funny?

>>2089342

Whaddya want to talk about?

>>2089344

I've had a couple.

I didn't know that was a phase in a breakup. oops.

>>2089343

>>2089343

>>2089343

>>2089343

at least ryan won't be back

honestly he is the lowest of the low

look up spineless pussy in the dictionary

>>2089348

Let's talk about how Russia's about to bomb my ass out of existence because we fucked with Syria

>>2089351

I'd rather just leave it at >>2089349 and keep on keepin' on.

I feel like I should crack a beer honestly fml

>>2089352

Neither did I, I only looked it up because you said it and it was hilarious

>>2089354

Agreed. Why don't you?

>>2089353

x//x

>>2089356

Already ahead of you, Colbs.

I'm genuinely upset and concerned and I'm not sure how to feel about that.

>>2089352

no man ryan is the problem, not trump

the problem is these idiots ready to roll over to get into power

ryan was the fucking most disgusting example of that

>>2089343

Finally, another Cold War.

>>2089359

Let's just kinda hope to forget about it lol