219668 No.2089365
*sigh*
Why the fuck is there so much captcha?
7adc7f No.2089369
738c8f No.2089370
>Trump doesn't want to get involved with Syria
>Liberals: OMG why are you letting them perform chemical attacks!?!?!? You are just owned by Russia
>Trump bombs Syria
>Liberals: OMG why are you bombing them for a chemical attack?!?! You are going to start WW3!!!
219668 No.2089371
>>2089366
We should move again lol
219668 No.2089372
8cf51a No.2089373
SEND ASSAD TO HELL
SHOCK AND AWE
USA USA USA
82817f No.2089374
>>2089372
Assad's government.
f60bc5 No.2089375
>>2089371
Where to this time?
956e3f No.2089377
i think it's weird how they can't confirm who did the ammonia attacks
come on dude if news were true we would know
82817f No.2089378
>>2089373
Assad is an ANIMAL
956e3f No.2089379
>be murder
>be big dicked bastard
>make fucking bank
219668 No.2089381
>>2089374
I'd imagine that would be Syria-guy?
I don't follow this stuff.
>>2089375
A website that works and doesn't have a x12 multiplier for its captcha
>>2089376
Aren't we in cahoots with Mother Land tho? idk
738c8f No.2089382
>>2089379
My dick is slightly bigger than average, I don't make that much (110k)
82817f No.2089383
>>2089381
Yes
We were in cahoots with Russia, but this is the second time we've attacked Syria for its use of chemical weapons, and Syria is also in cahoots with Russia, so big daddy Putin doesn't like us anymore. Again.
956e3f No.2089384
THE PROBLEM IS
when you really think about it GB I fucked over the middle east but accidentally helped it
like got the arab spring going etc
not saying that GB I and II invading iraq for personal issues was good
but like they were oppressing hella people
so there is that
219668 No.2089385
>>2089383
I need a cigarette.
956e3f No.2089386
>>2089382
how you been dog
82817f No.2089387
>>2089385
If the world ends you can join my bandit gang.
219668 No.2089389
>>2089387
Should I buy a gun?
738c8f No.2089390
>>2089386
Moved to Florida and got a new job. Haven't done much at it yet, but it is so much nicer than my old job. I only have to work 30 hour weeks and paid like I am full time.
Bad thing is now I think I have gone even more emotionally numb. Like I can't feel at all right now and it is strange. I am going on a date with a girl tomorrow just to try and force myself to develop some sort of intimate feelings for another human because right now there is no one or no thing that I care for
219668 No.2089391
>>2089388
idk we were there earlier.
5cdf99 No.2089392
like 45min into running up/down stairs when my dad comes out of his room with some lady I've never seen
"hi..."
fucking lul
956e3f No.2089393
elmers no joke i think not only you
but i
should buy
a gun
5cdf99 No.2089394
i am drenched in sweat boy
f60bc5 No.2089396
>>2089391
You'd have to convince the others, lord knows I don't have the pull
956e3f No.2089397
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>>2089390
>Bad thing is now I think I have gone even more emotionally numb.
sometimes i think i don't care
then i just cry over the most beautiful shit
82817f No.2089399
>>2089389
Nah we'll just steal 'em when there's no cops left.
956e3f No.2089400
219668 No.2089401
>>2089393
I can have one literally tomorrow morning.
>>2089396
lol you say this as if I have it.
738c8f No.2089402
>>2089397
I haven't cried in probably 15 years. That was probably the last time I felt sad too. For sure not sooner than 10 years
956e3f No.2089403
99c593 No.2089404
y'all are fukken dumb as shit.
f60bc5 No.2089405
>>2089401
Well you certainly have more than me, people go out of their way to talk to you
82817f No.2089406
>>2089404
I'm just joking around, though
219668 No.2089407
>>2089405
Whaaaat? I dunno about that.
99c593 No.2089409
>>2089406
Well see, there's a difference between comedic sociopathy and actual sociopathy.
f60bc5 No.2089410
>>2089407
At the very least comparatively, but I still think they do.
5cdf99 No.2089411
>>2089395
i'm getting fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
956e3f No.2089412
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i really am still convinced that test put a 6 captcha shit on top of his 6 caps
82817f No.2089413
>>2089409
Are we talking about Murder, now
b8302b No.2089414
>>2089411
Reminds me, no legs girl probably weight next to nothing.
219668 No.2089415
>>2089410
I feel like I'm supposed to apologize now, but that doesn't seem right.
f60bc5 No.2089416
>>2089411
Your running up and down drowned out the sound of their vigorous fucking
>>2089415
What would you have to apologize for?
219668 No.2089417
>>2089416
idk you're making me feel bad for being approachable-ish I guess. sorry x_x
1e7aaf No.2089418
I love the autists that think WW3 is about to happen as if drone strikes aren't a pretty regular occurrence in the middle east and that we haven't been fighting in Syria for a while.
Gotta love people that only watch the news every 3 months and then try to sound knowledgeable.
99c593 No.2089419
>>2089413
You capitalize the word as if it's a proper noun, is this a person?
1e7aaf No.2089420
7adc7f No.2089421
bit worried bout usa friends
219668 No.2089422
>every 3 months
HA don't make me laugh
99c593 No.2089423
>>2089421
why?
the fuck do they have to worry about?
956e3f No.2089425
lloyd like can you imagine fighting a land war on america
it would be like the nzis rushing russia in ww2
f60bc5 No.2089426
>>2089417
Oh, well that wasn't my intention. You just seemed like you didn't think you were so...
>>2089421
You weren't before? Everyone should be perpetually worried about USA
219668 No.2089427
who was trying to sound knowledgeable tho?
82817f No.2089428
>>2089419
See Lloyd's post
219668 No.2089429
>>2089426
Of course I don't lol
c38b7b No.2089430
>>2089427
These threads are filled with dilettantes.
99c593 No.2089431
The news is fucking bullshit anyway, whatever's going on is probably covering up some actual relevant story like next-stage net neutrality stuff about how they're stealing and selling your personal information
82817f No.2089433
>>2089432
Then what sociopathy
what
0d5c86 No.2089434
Lloyd still types 'ok' in caps. It bothers me too hard.
c8893a No.2089437
>>2089431
there's been a lot of news that they aren't covering now, for sure. Even the biggest of news is taking time from covering smaller news that might be really relevent still.
219668 No.2089438
>>2089430
Hmm, well sure but I don't think that that means there's nothing to be learned here. Not much, but tidbits here and there, right? RIGHT?
This optimism thing is difficult. Hey, how many more days of your job anyway?
>>2089435
This seems like a dialogue we've had before.
1e7aaf No.2089439
>>2089425
If such a thing were to happen in America we'd probably be in a nationwide state of emergency. I don't think any first world country today knows what to do in such a situation. I certainly don't know how it'd go
>>2089427
Twitter people
Discord people
The internet in general that is full of people that don't understand modern military operations and motivations even minutely.
956e3f No.2089441
side note
lloyd is still like 17
and not that smart lol
c38b7b No.2089442
>>2089438
I have one week left before I'm done.
Then I start the new one the next week. So I'm not missing a beat.
1e7aaf No.2089443
219668 No.2089444
>>2089439
They played Stratego incorrectly that one time tho, that counts for something ;^)
c38b7b No.2089448
7adc7f No.2089449
f60bc5 No.2089450
>>2089438
Yeah, it has. Not gonna stop telling you tho
1e7aaf No.2089451
956e3f No.2089452
>>2089439
the world would end
before enough self sacrificing people would come together
so sad really
82817f No.2089453
1e7aaf No.2089456
>M-MUH JEWS DID THE CHEMICAL ATTACKS
>OY VEEEEEEEEEEY
All these morons need to die
219668 No.2089457
>>2089442
Good shit. That's how it's supposed to work. One of the last times I switched jobs I halfaccidentally took a 15 day vaca in between :p
Big upgrade on the jorb tho?
>>2089450
Then I still won't listen.
956e3f No.2089458
he must be like 19 by now
956e3f No.2089460
82817f No.2089461
>>2089456
Mark Zuckerberg performed the chemical attacks.
f60bc5 No.2089462
>>2089457
It seems we have reached an impasse.
c38b7b No.2089463
>>2089457
Yeah.2 bucks more to start. I can get up to 5 bucks more if I go full time and 1000 hours.
219668 No.2089465
>>2089463
after the first 2 tho right?
956e3f No.2089466
the real q i guess is
has lloyd graduated highschool yet
1e7aaf No.2089467
>>2089444
I've never played Stratego in my life actually
>>2089449
How old do you think?
>>2089452
Would you sacrifice yourself, TP?
>>2089461
Shit I believe it.
Hey btw did you hear that Facebook is selling your information?????????????
Why the fuck would they do that who would just sell your information. At least the government respects my privacy
f60bc5 No.2089468
>>2089464
We have an interesting relationship.
219668 No.2089469
>>2089466
did you graduate highschool?
>>2089467
I enjoy it.
c38b7b No.2089470
>>2089465
Total. I think I can get to 16.50 actually. From 11.50 to 14.50 on full time, but full time or not I get 1 after 350 hours, and another after 1000.
219668 No.2089471
>>2089468
Is it even still much of that at this point?
956e3f No.2089472
>>2089467
no man i love myself over everything
it really trips me out when people are ready to die over bullshit
it's because they are straight up delusional
82817f No.2089473
>>2089467
At least Google isn't collecting our information, they're even bigger than Facebook.
219668 No.2089475
legit q, colbs not trying to be a douche
f60bc5 No.2089476
>>2089471
Depends on how you define relationship, I mean it in the general sense as in interactions between two people
I don't really have deep relationships with anyone.
f60bc5 No.2089477
>>2089475
No offense taken
82817f No.2089478
>>2089475
>>2089471
re·la·tion·ship
rəˈlāSH(ə)nˌSHip
noun
the way in which two or more concepts, objects, or people are connected, or the state of being connected.
f60bc5 No.2089479
>>2089478
Beat you to it suckaaaa
219668 No.2089480
>>2089470
That's an interesting incentive program with the hours like that. Haven't seen that one before. Good shit, Squash. Congrats^^
>>2089476
I suppose it would.
They're pretty great if they can stay going.
>>2089478
Yes, thank you Webster. We barely interact anymore hence the q in the first place.
1e7aaf No.2089482
>>2089473
You're spooking me man
If they were collecting my information, boy I'd stop using them right now
It's not like I've allowed my life to revolve around these systems at all or anything
>>2089472
What if you had kids or something?
c38b7b No.2089483
>>2089480
Thank you. I am very excited to go back. Though it's going to destroy my hands even more. I'm going to stick to it though until I have enough money to move. I'm aiming for 10 K by the end of the year.
f60bc5 No.2089484
>>2089480
It's more my fault than anything. idk why, I just don't care to reach out to people much unless it's in kind of a shallow way
idk what's wrong with me
956e3f No.2089485
>>2089482
lol i will never have kids
8cf51a No.2089486
82817f No.2089487
>>2089482
Yeah, it's a good thing there are so many free websites, games, and apps that don't take ADVANTAGE of us and collect our information like Facebook does. Sometimes I wonder how those generous souls keep the lights on.
0d5c86 No.2089488
>>2089481
Absolutely not. Tracer. That is not good. DOn't do that kind of stuff that makes me hate you.
956e3f No.2089489
people who have kids are insecure about their own mortality
b8302b No.2089490
>>2089488
>DOn't
>DO
So, do it.
219668 No.2089491
>>2089483
Use lotion^^
That's a good goal. I just try to save 200 per paycheck, which I think is about that per year in savings too. Seems def doable. Let's do this, yeah?
>>2089484
When did you get shallow tho? You never struck me as such in the past.
>>2089489
mind = blown
956e3f No.2089493
every once in a while a perfect 4 foot 2 jewel named chris larson is popped out
219668 No.2089494
>Anal Wave Riders
<Butthole Surfers
I giggled.
f60bc5 No.2089495
>>2089491
I'm not shallow, when I do interact I do it sincerely with genuine care
It's just getting myself to do that... idk.
1e7aaf No.2089496
>>2089489
I agree to some extent.
>>2089487
I think they get like charity or something?
Everyone knows websites and apps just exist for free
They are like Churches my dude
>>2089486
Fake news
219668 No.2089498
>>2089495
It's like you're trying to make it overly complicated lmao
0d5c86 No.2089499
>>2089490
No you're reading too much into it just don't do what Donny Don't does.
c38b7b No.2089500
>>2089491
More like it slowly breaks the hands entirely.
My hands got so sore I would wake up with my fists clenched because I had to hold them like that all day with a air drill.
And I will get paid every week so 200 is a bit much.
f60bc5 No.2089501
>>2089498
And here I thought I was simplifying it... maybe that's part of the issue
b8302b No.2089502
>>2089499
Don't don't do what Donny do do Don't does?
7adc7f No.2089503
c38b7b No.2089504
Ian is shallow.
He told me he only loved me for my dank memes and slamin' booty.
f60bc5 No.2089506
>>2089504
If I was shallow I wouldn't be able to get so deep in that booty ayooooooooooo
219668 No.2089508
>>2089500
oh snap. I forgot you would be going back to a factory. I was thinking you joined the cook club. Maybe I read something wrong in the past few days..
Yeah, weekly. You'd have to taper up along with your raises is all^^
>>2089501
womp womp
c8893a No.2089509
>>2089494
gotta keep it interesting
737d16 No.2089511
>>2089503
good ebening.....
c38b7b No.2089513
>>2089508
I currently work a kitchen so that might be what you read.
f60bc5 No.2089514
>>2089507
>
>>2089508
idk what this means
>>2089510
Don't even try to pretend I'm not in that motherfucker daily.
0d5c86 No.2089516
>>2089502
You're lucky you're on the other side of the world or I'd be in jail for beating you up.
219668 No.2089517
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
How many beers do you think I can drink before falling asleep?
>>2089513
Ah, that's right. I had it going the wrong way I guess.
Not your cup of tea?
>>2089514
>>2089514
>
c38b7b No.2089518
>>2089514
NOBODY IS IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER AND THAT IS THE GOD DAMN ISSUE
b8302b No.2089519
>>2089516
You're in Australia, so aren't you technically already in jail?
7adc7f No.2089520
>>2089511
how are you doin bardo!
737d16 No.2089521
>>2089515
got off work not long ago
Was gonna fight with my brother tonight but he isnt around so thats lame
whats new with you man? havent seen you in a while
219668 No.2089522
>NOBODY IS IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER AND THAT IS THE GOD DAMN ISSUE
that feel :(
c38b7b No.2089523
>>2089517
I just would prefer the higher pay.
I prefer factories anyhow 'cause I can zone out doing the same shit all day.
f60bc5 No.2089524
>>2089517
Oh. Well then.
>>2089518
NOT MY FAULT YOU LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKIN NOWHERE
956e3f No.2089525
you shouldn't do that elmers
you were doing so good
i just like drink cause it feels based
and i need to because alcoholic
0d5c86 No.2089526
>>2089519
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
TRACER.
c38b7b No.2089527
>>2089522
I did find a cute boy on Grindr though.
>>2089524
GROAN
956e3f No.2089529
but i don't actually need to
956e3f No.2089530
it would really suck to physically need something that bad
f60bc5 No.2089532
>>2089527
NOW IS THE TIME TO SHAPE YOUR STORIES
YOUR FATE IS IN YOUR HANDS
219668 No.2089534
>>2089527
>>2089523
Linecooking is just a food factory tbh. And yeah I suppose the raise frequency seems quicker in the factory than in the kitchen. I played the game wicked hard for 3 years to get where I'm at. Time to chill for a bit.
>>2089525
My roommate may have regrown my alcoholism just a little bit. Don't be mad. It's not like I'm drinking the rum in the other room, just the beer.
I think if I'm really going for it I'll get to like 4 and call it quits. There's only 3 more after that tho, that's where the challenge comes in.
>>2089527
idk too much about that one. I just had very poor results with Tinder but it may have been too soon after the breakup to even have tried.
c38b7b No.2089536
>>2089534
Line cook?
I do all the food myself in the morning.
And I guess the factory has a high as fuck turn over rate so they want people to stay.
And I don't plan to go all the way. The guy said he's cool with just a cuddle buddy.
>>2089535
I swear Waka gave me autism.
737d16 No.2089537
>>2089530
i have vodka tonight but it tastes so gross i dont wanna drink it
63d3dd No.2089538
>>2089365
I couldn't post earlier, just kept doing kcaptcha
f60bc5 No.2089539
>>2089536
Yeah he was my least favorite tbh.
5cdf99 No.2089541
>>2089416
i was wearing wireless headphones lol no way i could have heard shit
1.5 hours of stair running my legs are fucked
0d5c86 No.2089542
>>2089528
I'm so angry right now- I'm gonna play video games.
f60bc5 No.2089544
>>2089541
Then be glad you didn't hear the nasty shit going on in there
c38b7b No.2089545
>>2089539
Blue lion was hot though.
956e3f No.2089546
737d16 No.2089547
i want to lewd nezi;s dads gf
219668 No.2089548
>>2089536
Ooh so prep cook? That's way better. I miss doing like 10 quart batches of pico sometimes. that was fun.
cuddles are the best.
f60bc5 No.2089550
>>2089545
He's the only guy I used less than Wakka lmao
219668 No.2089551
or like 5x full flattop bacon rounds omg such sizzle much wow
c38b7b No.2089552
>>2089548
I do everything. Prep and cooking.
I'm on my own in there.
219668 No.2089553
>>2089552
What are you cooking? Are you the poor soul that is a waffle house guy?
c38b7b No.2089554
>>2089553
Gas station food.
219668 No.2089555
>>2089554
that can be a surprising range of food tho. are we talking roller grill hotdogs or heat lamp pizzas here?
c38b7b No.2089557
>>2089555
Mostly pizza and sandwiches.
219668 No.2089558
>>2089557
I see, I see. I'd like to go to a hand tossed pizza place and learn how to do that shit for a month or so but I don't want a paycut to start somewhere new
f60bc5 No.2089559
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Wait, somewhere in America there's a guy cooking pizza for a gas station? This sounds amazing
Also music plug
c38b7b No.2089560
>>2089558
Food industry is ass though.
956e3f No.2089561
also there is a dude who is named colbert
FROM DAN DIEGO
219668 No.2089562
>>2089560
Not if you play the game and know people.
f60bc5 No.2089563
>>2089561
I'd like to meet this guy
956e3f No.2089564
>Schenectady
i get so wet
c38b7b No.2089566
>>2089562
I must have bad luck then.
956e3f No.2089567
pretentious colbert
no you are not in control
737d16 No.2089568
>>2089556
what is it
i bet she's cute....
219668 No.2089569
>>2089566
It's all about your perceived worth and forcing raises up to that figure ^~^
737d16 No.2089570
>>2089559
iin the midwest if you want a good pizza
you need to go to a gas satation
956e3f No.2089571
219668 No.2089572
>>2089570
Make it yourself?
c38b7b No.2089573
>>2089569
I really liked the mexican place I was at though.
219668 No.2089574
>>2089573
Did they pay you enough to like it?
f60bc5 No.2089575
>>2089567
Of myself? You're damn right
>>2089570
That's very strange.
c38b7b No.2089576
>>2089574
The pay was shit, but I loved working there regardless.
737d16 No.2089577
>>2089572
well I don't want a pizza
956e3f No.2089578
>>2089575
yeah dude
what's with the unicorn shit
you have lost control lol
5cdf99 No.2089579
>>2089544
what did i miss?
219668 No.2089581
>>2089576
I guess we fundamentally look at it differently. Oh well, that's okay!
>>2089577
I wouldn't want a gas station pizza either :/
f60bc5 No.2089582
>>2089578
Bruh I've been posting Soraka for ages
I have her on my keychain
>>2089579
You don't wanna know.
>>2089580
To me, yeah. To you, I suppose not
It's weird how we live in the same country yet everything is so different
219668 No.2089584
I wonder if Yams is gonna get culture shock.
a199c9 No.2089585
Who else thinks Ui or Darwin were in on the Reiko Trap Harem?
956e3f No.2089586
5cdf99 No.2089587
>>2089582
tell me anyway tho
219668 No.2089588
219668 No.2089589
jk jk i'm really happy now actually
Hi Yan!
f60bc5 No.2089590
>>2089584
I think he's been around enough to know what we're like
>>2089586
Hm?
>>2089587
For your own well-being, I can't.
956e3f No.2089591
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remember when amy turned on erin?
now that was some classic animu shit
c38b7b No.2089592
>>2089581
Being poor is ok with me most days.
I just want to enjoy what I do.
737d16 No.2089593
>>2089581
you'd think it'd be shit but we have like 4 pizza joints in town and Casey's the gas place has the best
above pizza hut and pizza ranch and papa johns imo
5cdf99 No.2089594
>>2089590
you do realize I can just scroll up and look?
i'm pretty sure you're making this up though at this point because i skimmed and saw nothing
219668 No.2089595
>>2089590
I mean when he's here tho.
>>2089591
hell yeah, that was halloween. I guess I was mod for halloween that year lmao
737d16 No.2089596
>>2089585
Reiko was in my Discord server for a while
f60bc5 No.2089597
>>2089594
I am 100% making this up.
f60bc5 No.2089598
>>2089595
That's what I mean, it translate well enough to real life
f60bc5 No.2089599
a199c9 No.2089600
>>2089589
Hey there cute stuff.
956e3f No.2089601
>>2089595
OH RIGHT
YOU HAD MOD FOR LIKE AN HOUR
then amy shit himself
219668 No.2089602
>>2089592
I want both of those things.
>>2089593
Right, but like. Making your own pizza you can't get it wrong.
>>2089598
I'd hope not lmao holy fuck
f60bc5 No.2089604
>>2089602
Unfortunately it is so. We are extremely predictable.
5cdf99 No.2089605
>>2089597
I knew it.
how was your friday cutie?
956e3f No.2089606
colbert who are you dating
a199c9 No.2089607
>>2089596
What was that literal monster doing in your discord?
219668 No.2089608
>>2089600
How goes?
I'm hungry cause I forgot to eat again.
>>2089601
Poor Yams.
>>2089603
I meant I want liveable income and to enjoy my job lol
I'm done with being poor.
>>2089604
That's a bleak outlook. It's pretty easy to be predictable when you're contained on an imageboard.
f60bc5 No.2089609
>>2089605
Actually pretty damn good. I got to work on some files I actually needed to work on because our phone system went down and we didn't have to answer dumbass phone calls all day
>>2089606
No one
f60bc5 No.2089610
>>2089608
I mean Americans overall really, we're culturally unique
a199c9 No.2089611
>>2089608
Pretty good. It's my birthday so I decided to take a Jason attitude about it. Kinda tired now though.
5cdf99 No.2089612
>>2089609
hell yeah!
i'm gonna work on some job apps tomollow and keep exercising!
down with phone calls! down with annoying customers!
all hail colbs the model employee!
956e3f No.2089613
>>2089608
i was no joke glad he self destructed
because i was like trying to make that motherfucker self destruct
737d16 No.2089614
>>2089607
it's an r9k discord so he probably joined up just because He's actually part of that community
he didn't stick around for very long
f60bc5 No.2089616
>>2089612
What are you applying to?
Also fuck yeah incompetent corporate systems!
219668 No.2089617
>>2089610
ok.
>>2089611
Which Jason?
You slash someone up?
>>2089613
That's just mean.
>>2089615
Cook me one of them pizzas you cook first
lol sorry I had to.
219668 No.2089618
ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I got over excited about the slashing I forgot the happy birthday
a199c9 No.2089619
>>2089614
I'm glad he's been exposed and doxed.
Now maybe we'll see justice soon.
>>2089617
Uhh... Part VI, the good one. Or the remake. The remake one is actually scary since he sets traps, uses people as bait, and kills people slowly.
737d16 No.2089620
yall niggas ever watch that movie watership down
219668 No.2089621
>>2089619
I thought you meant like YOU were in a jason kinda mood irl or something
i think i might be retarded
5cdf99 No.2089622
>>2089616
I have no idea!
any suggestions? OwO
a199c9 No.2089623
>>2089621
That's okay. I'm usually patient.
219668 No.2089625
>>2089622
be a scummy linecook with me
f60bc5 No.2089626
>>2089622
Well, what do you want to do?
956e3f No.2089627
honestly raekwon as an mc is underrated
219668 No.2089628
raekwon the chef? hell yeah
956e3f No.2089629
is that weird dude who instists is going to marry erin
going to
that is the q
219668 No.2089630
it's not about the question
it's about the sentence
oh snap
219668 No.2089631
that track is dank rn Teeps.
737d16 No.2089632
>>2089628
>>2089627
THE RZA
THE GZA
OLD DIRTY BASTARD
INSPECTAH DECK
RAEKWON THE CHEF
U GOD
GHOSTFACE KILLAH AND THE
(man)
7adc7f No.2089633
hello friends I'm back!
You're all cool
5cdf99 No.2089634
>>2089625
i don't wanna be on my feet for 8 hours anymore if i can help it
plus the pay for that is worse than my old job, which i can go back to anytime :(
>>2089626
something boring with a computer
219668 No.2089635
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>>2089632
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FORGET ODB
rip ODB
956e3f No.2089636
956e3f No.2089637
219668 No.2089638
>>2089634
it builds character.
what was your old jorb?
7adc7f No.2089640
>>2089620
is that the one with the rabbits
7adc7f No.2089642
f60bc5 No.2089643
>>2089633
Welcome back my friend to the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend, come inside come inside
>>2089634
WELL GEE DO I HAVE THE CAREER FOR YOU
737d16 No.2089644
>>2089635
oooh baby i like it raw
ooh baby i like it rawwww
shimmy shimmy ya shimmy ya shimmy ay
219668 No.2089645
>>2089644
from what you were talking about the other night you wouldn't know ;3
i love that song tho
737d16 No.2089646
>>2089640
yes the disturbing one
956e3f No.2089649
my moms windows got shot up
i can relate
7adc7f No.2089650
>>2089646
my friend used to show me stuff like that, there is like a cat version called felidae which is creepier cause they're more human? It's hard to describe
george wont watch it with me :(
f60bc5 No.2089652
>>2089649
What? Where do you even live where that happens
956e3f No.2089654
5cdf99 No.2089655
>>2089638
i did valet for 4.5 years
i built tons of character running outside in the florida heat
>>2089643
hmm, should i just apply to local offices for car insurance?
f60bc5 No.2089656
>>2089655
Dear god no I would not wish this on anyone. It does pay well if you can keep up with the stress, tho.
219668 No.2089657
>>2089655
is cooking really that much lower than valet? oh, did you ever get that benji tip? I remember asking you about that regularly for a while.
5cdf99 No.2089659
>>2089656
what makes it stressful specifically? i think i asked this already sorry i forgot
>>2089657
as far as pay yeah
linecooks make minimum wage right? my job averaged like $13/hr with tips with hardly any work at the location i eventually moved to
7adc7f No.2089660
o bty friends when I get a job I found like a couple of sites that do like korean style clothes
>:) gonna lose weight so I can be tiny and then buy 300$ worth of uwu outfits
737d16 No.2089661
my tummy is already hurting
956e3f No.2089662
i don't want to call anyone out too much but i know that brad hates colbert and colbert is kinda just a tool
5cdf99 No.2089663
>>2089661
-rubs tummy-
>>2089660
are you me?
7adc7f No.2089664
>>2089663
nah you're cuter than I am uwu
7adc7f No.2089665
>>2089661
was wrong friend?
f60bc5 No.2089666
>>2089659
You have to deal with people who are angry pretty much all day. They expect you to do more than you're capable of, everyone knows it's not realistic but they still expect it. Luckily most of the managers understand that and don't hound you about it, but it's always there
>>2089660
>gonna lose weight
Oh boy haven't I told myself that 100 million times
>>2089662
Revelation of the century right there TP
5cdf99 No.2089667
>>2089664
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
956e3f No.2089668
>>2089666
why did you try go hard
you didn't have to go hard
7adc7f No.2089669
>>2089666
same qq
maybe if I say it enough it'll come true
737d16 No.2089670
>>2089665
>>2089663
why does liquor taste so bad
956e3f No.2089671
he's going to go hARD AGAING I GUARANTEE IT
219668 No.2089672
>>2089659
Idk what minimum is in Floriday, but I should hope not. I currently make $16/hr just to fry shit all day so idk, I wouldn't rule it out unless you're super opposed to the standing for entire shifts thing.
f60bc5 No.2089673
>>2089668
?
>>2089669
There there, we can be our own support networks
737d16 No.2089674
>>2089662
i dont hate colbert
i have him added on fb
5cdf99 No.2089675
big difference between saying "i'm gonna lose weight" and "I AM LOSING WEIGHT RIGHT NOW CUNT LET'S FUCKING GET IT"
it's a mental thing
956e3f No.2089676
colbert had that ego
it needs to be crushed
5cdf99 No.2089677
>>2089672
minimum wage in florida is like $8.25 lol
219668 No.2089678
>>2089677
Ah, it's 7.25 here. hmm
7adc7f No.2089679
>>2089670
I AGREE SO MUCH
for my birthday I got drunk but like it tastes SO FOUL.
>>2089673
<3
>>2089675
I have to lose 50 pounds in a month
63d3dd No.2089680
Ghost Recon Wildlands is fun, even if I had to play at 10FPS sometimes
5cdf99 No.2089682
>>2089666
ah, okay maybe not.
angry customers are not fun
the general population is pretty stupid too.
>"think about how stupid the average person is....and realize that half of them are even more stupid than that"
f60bc5 No.2089683
TPls, my ego is nonexistent lmao
Do it and I'll do it
I need someone to keep me in line
219668 No.2089684
It's funny cause I used to stare at FB all day like a normie then I got rid of it just to be here all the time again.
737d16 No.2089685
>>2089679
what did you drink for birthday?
I am potato grain alcohol but all my friends like the caribean pirate alcohol
219668 No.2089686
That's a George Carlin quote iirc
f60bc5 No.2089688
>>2089679
I meant to link you in this >>2089683
>>2089682
Yeah, I have a crazy amount of patience for people. I think that comes from my irrationally large amount of empathy and trust for people
But it's still draining as hell which kinda fucks with my job.
956e3f No.2089689
i just don't like how people like nezi and ytse make fun of threads but have zero value
5cdf99 No.2089690
>>2089679
that's not a healthy rate to lose weight
and it's near impossible unless you fast and don't eat the entire month
even then it's unlikely
i'd advise you not to do that if possible friend.
i honestly don't even think it's possible
>>2089678
linecooks get $16/hr?
i thought that was a minimum wage type of job?
jeez maybe I should do that, you don't have to talk to customers either
219668 No.2089692
PERCEIVED VALUE
PLAY THE GAME, NERDS
737d16 No.2089693
>>2089687
pineapple juice and caribou
malibou got them all numb
5cdf99 No.2089694
>>2089686
i'm pretty sure it is too
>>2089688
just don't burn yourself out friendo.
ugh i'd love to get paid to type all day or something
data input would be nice
just chill out to music and type
f60bc5 No.2089695
>>2089694
Yeah, that's what my last supervisor said. For instance, I have the option to pass my files onto other people when I've checked off certain things but I choose not to because they have higher workloads than me. Seems like the right thing to do to me, but they seem to think it'll burn me out.
7adc7f No.2089696
>>2089683
same!!
>>2089685
my dad made me a buttery nipple at first which tasted BAD and I didn't finish, and I told my mom and she made me a huge thing of vodka, rum, pineapple juice and like spanish soda.
I drank like 2 jars of it and was blamo'd
>>2089690
:( I see george in just 30 days if I'm not uwu and liftable what's the point.
I know it's not possible but dreams!!
f60bc5 No.2089697
>>2089696
I'll join you in this but you have to coordinate with me
Also I don't think George expects you to be a fucking stick lmao
219668 No.2089698
>>2089690
That's what I'm making back at Dairy Queen right now, son. I make more than my managers with none of their responsibilities lmao Fuck I don't even have to do the counts anymore it's so rad.
I mean it's notoriously low for the actual work a lot of time, but it's never minimum. Whoever told you that has never worked there.
Mmhm, that was a huge bonus for me. Buncha fellow weirdos and misfits work in kitchens so it's always fun and different. You don't need education for it and they don't drugtest unless there was an accident. *shruggu*
On actual lines it's p. high stress tho. You will get kitchen nightmares and shit. That's why I went back to DQ for less work and more money tbh
956e3f No.2089699
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honestly like my youtube history is some mean shit
737d16 No.2089700
>>2089696
what the heck is a buttery nipple
7adc7f No.2089701
>>2089697
nah I wont be a stick, just a healthier, more uwu weight I suppose.
>>2089700
irish cream, butterscotch schnapps, baileys, etc etc. It's like a mudslide without it being a milkshake
219668 No.2089702
>>2089696
How far out did you start your countdown anyway? Curious. Asking for a friend.
>>2089700
Probably a slippery nipple (Sambuca and Kahlua I believe) with butterscotch liqueur in there instead.
f60bc5 No.2089703
>>2089701
Then he can carry you. Unless he's a fucking PUSSY
219668 No.2089704
TP I NEED YOUR GUIDANCE
I DONT WANNA BREAK THE SEAL
956e3f No.2089705
pretty sure colbert can't even sink a free throw
737d16 No.2089706
>>2089699
>>2089702
>>2089701
That sounds very creamy..............
I tried to buy a big thing of rum chata and drink it once and it was very hard to drink because of the weird creamy texture...
>>2089701
that soudns really bad
but also kinda good
956e3f No.2089707
>>2089704
what is the over/under
f60bc5 No.2089708
>>2089705
I'm pretty sure I could. When do you want to throw down?
219668 No.2089709
>>2089707
I don't know the lingo, mang. just help
5cdf99 No.2089710
>>2089696
i mean i assume he's seen pictures of you
and besides personality is way sexier than body
as long as someone isn't like super obese to the point that it ruins the relationship
i'm sure he'll be fine with whatever weight you are when you go
don't stress about it, but do your best
ganbatte
i've got just under 2 months for 20lbs or so
>>2089698
what kinda food do you cook at DQ? it's like burgers and fries and stuff right? I always forget they even have real food, i keep thinking it's just ice cream
i will keep that in mind
i'm not looking to stress myself out a ton but at the same time I've also mastered the "working fast and not giving a fuck about everyone else freaking out" thing
7adc7f No.2089711
>>2089702
haha it's embarrassing but 10 weeks?
now it's only 4 qq
>>2089703
nah he stronk
>>2089706
my parents love rum chata, I can't stand the stuff
>>2089706
BAD. IT TASTES LIKE EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE WORLD.
956e3f No.2089712
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>>2089709
when the prerson who you are complaining about is here
it kinda doesn't work as much
7adc7f No.2089713
>>2089710
you're doing incredible dude!! I've been seeing the meals and stuff and you're really cool!
and ye I'm grateful I'm not busting at the seams, and he calls me stupid for worrying about it, I just want to be a proper uwu goirl
f60bc5 No.2089714
>>2089711
Ok then stop worrying
5cdf99 No.2089715
>>2089713
yeah you need to see >>2089714 then
sounds like george is totally fine with your weight, you don't need to rush the weight loss.
just eat healthy and exercise and it will come off over time
737d16 No.2089716
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>>2089712
my brother showed me this a few days ago
I'm not really into the chick singings lyrics or voice or flow but the instrumental is super hot
7adc7f No.2089717
You're all lovely >:G
I'll stop worrying one day I promise
956e3f No.2089720
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honestly this is way better
219668 No.2089721
>>2089710
yeah, we have these dank snack melts and chicken tendies and that kinda stuffs. A TON of people don't even know we have food, yeah. Some locations are strictly icecream too tho, so I can sort of understand some of the underlaying confusion.
So FF won't be like that, just like an actual linecook job. There's the expo screaming at you fuckers, then there's the guys next to you screaming for shit from your station and you're tossing shit over eachother and "BEHIND SHARP" and expo still needs that stirfry but hey, you only have 2 hands, a dozen burgers youre cooking to temp and you gotta plate that shit behind you too cause now you're running out of room. Oh, guess what, prep cooks fucked night crew so now you have to prep on the line while all that shit you can hardly juggle is still going on.
Sorry for the flashback. Day in the life.
>>2089711
mmkay. I don't wanna start it too early lol
>>2089712
wat
5cdf99 No.2089723
i'm actually kinda buttmad that i can't physically exercise a ton without having to stop from pain
like I never exercised before when i could have, and now that I NEED to exercise and WANT to, i actually can't
SMH FAM TBH 4HEAD
5cdf99 No.2089724
>>2089721
fuck
gimme chicken tendies
219668 No.2089725
Hindsight's 20/20 and it's a BITCH
956e3f No.2089726
>>2089722
not even kidding
i kinda disliked left-eye tho
7adc7f No.2089727
>>2089721
who ya visiting? I bought the plane tickets in january so I've been kinda aaaa'ing about it since then.
>>2089723
you could do yoga or pilates? tho they wont help you bulk
219668 No.2089728
>>2089724
I take the dead ones home sometimes after work
737d16 No.2089729
>>2089723
you should consider jiujitsu
There's probably a good jitsu teacher near you in florida and it's good exersize and will help better your day to day life :3
219668 No.2089731
>>2089727
Yams is coming to hang out for a week.
5cdf99 No.2089732
>>2089728
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIMME CHICKEN TENDIES
219668 No.2089733
>>2089732
Fun fact they take 4:30 to cook and a bag of tendies contains appox. 25, and a box of tendies is 4 bags.
Now you know.
5cdf99 No.2089734
>>2089727
no I need CARDIO to become a THICC but SKINNY twink
>>2089729
eh you have to pay for that
i don't have any income right now, trying to minimize expenses
7adc7f No.2089735
>>2089731
cute!!!!
you two are gonna have loads of fun >:)
219668 No.2089736
Also, I go through about a box of tendies per hour.
7adc7f No.2089738
>>2089734
bruhh you're right.
do your best nezi I believe in you!
5cdf99 No.2089740
i feel kinda lightheaded tbh
how fix
i feel fine otherwise
219668 No.2089741
>>2089735
Mmhm! I think so .///.
>>2089739
That seems low, honestly. Like during rush hours it's prolly triple that actually.
956e3f No.2089742
nezi you are kinda chunky
f60bc5 No.2089744
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Snappy, Me and Greeny'll come along, but only if we can bring a friend
His name is Harold
Also yes, I'm just posting music now.
219668 No.2089745
>>2089744
I'm so hyped for the Primus showwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
956e3f No.2089746
primus was like that odd cousin that the 90's accepted
5cdf99 No.2089747
>>2089743
i've probably had at least 8 glasses in the last 3 hours or so
f60bc5 No.2089748
>>2089745
akldjf;laksjdfljsf I wish I could go
I've love Les since I was an awkward highschooler
219668 No.2089749
>>2089746
South Park OP song helped probably?
idk I was like 5
>>2089748
I have an extra ticket...
f60bc5 No.2089750
>>2089749
The distance tho.
219668 No.2089751
737d16 No.2089752
>>2089747
drink another desu
drink less water desu
219668 No.2089754
219668 No.2089756
>>2089755
don't overhydrate
956e3f No.2089757
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primus i think was a precursor for mr bungle
after school special
219668 No.2089759
737d16 No.2089760
>>2089755
maybe you need more sleepu
remember to eat an orange once a week to prevent scurvy
219668 No.2089761
>>2089760
>remember to eat an orange once a week to prevent scurvy
See, I thought that's what the rum was for.
737d16 No.2089762
>>2089761
damn elm you a wild bitch!!!
219668 No.2089763
SO YOU WANNA BE PRETTY THO
IN MY VIDEO
956e3f No.2089764
brad how do you feel about elmers' transition
956e3f No.2089765
219668 No.2089769
>>2089762
Yeah, I think I'm officially starting to think fuck off to the haters and just let loose.
'Bout fucking time. (It's the beer prolly)
956e3f No.2089770
>>2089766
i want to be able to sing like an angel
5cdf99 No.2089771
i hate oranges
and orange juice
fuck a florida
13c1e7 No.2089772
Elmer Fudd is transitioning?
011825 No.2089773
219668 No.2089774
>>2089770
Have you been practicing your Sia songs?
737d16 No.2089776
>>2089769
IT's been a while since I drank and when I got up to go get munchies I got kind of anxiety a little bit but then it calmed down and now I'm having a good time
beer is GROSS though.........what kind do you drink?