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File: fb6c5b251ae634c⋯.jpg (28.53 KB, 825x500, 33:20, alita-battle-angel-first-t….jpg)

 No.85016

The movie releases next week, precisely on St. Valentine day. Will it set a new record for biggest flop and stain James Cameron's name?

Hollywood's big productions get defended by a vast system of sellouts, like in the nuGhostbusters and nuStar Wars case. But this one has no progressive cred: it is likely it will be used to publicly chastise anime watchers.

This has the potential of pushing normalfags away from anime, which is a net positive.

t. ancient alita fan

berserk: hey alita, no one even remembers you lol

alita: at least my dad does, unlike u

 No.85018

File: 183727a049ab879⋯.jpg (584.34 KB, 740x740, 1:1, vomiting madotsuki.jpg)


 No.85022

File: fcab65756b756a4⋯.jpg (55.71 KB, 1340x660, 67:33, alita-battle-angel-trailer….jpg)

File: 6d641856dc5daa4⋯.jpg (124.26 KB, 1300x644, 325:161, alita-battle-angel-trailer….jpg)

File: 68131dce0370862⋯.jpg (28.65 KB, 510x383, 510:383, alita-battle-angel-trailer….jpg)

File: 0bd3176cb6fda66⋯.jpg (54.62 KB, 711x399, 237:133, alitard.jpg)

There's been mostly radio silence about the movie. Israelywood usually attacks pre-emptively, with hysterical propaganda about manchildren harassing stronk womyn.


 No.85030

>>85016

>>85022

WTF is wrong with her eyes! holy shit!


 No.85033

>>85016

I'm glad this is finally coming out so that everyone can forget it happened and we can move on. The best result would have been a cancellation and a massive waste of Hollywood cash but this will have to do.


 No.85035

The normalfags in my social circle are all going to watch it and they even share the trailers while posting shit like "oh my god finally my favorite anime character gets a live action adaptation! HYPE!!!" That tells you two things: 1) they are filthy secondaries who don't even watch animu, and 2) they are gigantic faggots for thinking any (((westernized))) animu will be anything above 2/10.


 No.85041

>>85035

Is gunnm still that popular in the west?


 No.85042

File: 1fcb2b01cf32da9⋯.png (394.77 KB, 600x551, 600:551, rosa_salazar.png)

>>85030

>WTF is wrong with her eyes!

Take a look at the real face of the actress. This is like GITS: casting a jew who requires massive doses of CG.


 No.85044

>>85041

They only act like that for the nerd cred.


 No.85045

File: 1b601972695939d⋯.jpeg (8.31 KB, 261x173, 261:173, 2E11C997-5400-4C78-BF2D-B….jpeg)

>No, Mr. Goldberg, we're certain it will work this time

It's gonna drop on the deck and flop like a fish


 No.85049

>an unrecognizable manga property to western readers

>took forever just to finally come out

>hire absolute nobodies for all the roles

>make alita the only one with an "anime" aesthetic while everyone else are just normal humans without CGI

>could've easily just astro boy'd it with 3DCG allowing you to make a cartoony/manga styled movie

>absolutely no japanese influence

It's dead on arrival.


 No.85051

It's dogshit and I hope it fails terribly.


 No.85053

I don't even know anything about it aside from the fact that MC has funny eyes due to some misunderstanding.


 No.85070

>>85042

(((Disgusting creatures))).


 No.85078

>>85035

>rename james bond to arsene lupin iii

>franchise starts printing money again

Someone hire me.


 No.85080

>>85035

>The normalfags in my social circle are all going to watch

my normalfag friend watched the gaijin Ghost in the shell movie, I told him not to, but he still doesnt listen.


 No.85112

File: a31bf1ff12e7685⋯.jpg (30.45 KB, 225x350, 9:14, consequences tekkaman.jpg)

>>85030

>>85042

>>85070

You morons have to be total fucking idiots not to understand why they're using CGI. It's not just because an ugly Sephardic kike got given the role. It's to further cement an element of uncanny valley unto Ailita. In the comics she's referred to as being so pretty but artificial at the same time multiple times. If the bitch were to be just a regular attractive roastie the element of being something off with her beauty wouldn't hit home quite as hard.

Is this a lazy choice? Yes, unironically so, but if you fail to see the complete picture as to why, you're a fucking brainlet. Exercise not just your dicks/body but your brain too.


 No.85115

>>85112

>It's to further cement an element of uncanny valley unto Ailita

We already know that faggot, it's just a retarded and fucking hideous way of going about it.


 No.85119

File: 3fa2dab430db7b5⋯.jpg (48.68 KB, 531x471, 177:157, absolutely haram.jpg)

>>85115

>we already know that

>proceeds to bitch about muh eyes

Sure you do shit for brains.


 No.85121

Well, it bombed. Lots of different places are throwing around that it lost 200 million dollars. Hopefully this is the final nail in the coffin and they just stop bothering to make these crappy adaptations.


 No.85123

>>85121

It hasn't even come out.


 No.85124

>>85112

>implying the kikes read the comic


 No.85127

>>85119

Not him, but realizing why something was done doesn't mean you can't criticize poor execution.

The eyes are uncanny.

They are also horrible.


 No.85132

>>85016

Looks jewish.

Is this Strong Independent Womyn #9878767565?


 No.85133

File: b6d564302d8cc7d⋯.gif (264.76 KB, 416x410, 208:205, weeb.gif)


 No.85144

>>85112

If they needed an uncanny valley effect, they could have just left the kikess as is.

Everyone knows, bucko. All incredulity is about the abysmal results of a billion dollar production. And it's not just 'any' uncanny valley effect: she's specifically tailored to a manga look, or at least to a monstrosity that is supposed to evoke it.


 No.85148

File: 9b237764d6f2f06⋯.jpg (393.42 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, uncanny_valley.jpg)

>>85119

You have a problem separating intentions and results.

.


 No.85156

>>85148

>some bitch with black contact lenses gives you uncanny valley

Really nigger?


 No.85157

>>85127

Reread my entire post, then get back to me.


 No.85190

>>85156

>ahah you can't have seriously shot down my clever argument like that

>right uh you can't?

Anon, I have bad news for you. Invest in solid arguments, so you won't have to buy cheap bitch reactions later. It's board economy 101.


 No.85198

Alita deserves good


 No.85460

File: 083888086efc282⋯.png (625.44 KB, 640x432, 40:27, ClipboardImage.png)

>To promote the upcoming Japanese release, the official Japanese Twitter for Alita: Battle Angel has posted a new promotional visual featuring a newly drawn art by Yukito Kishiro, the original author of Japanese cyberpunk manga Gunnm, on which the live-action film is based. This visual will be featured on the cover of the next issue of Kodansha's Evening manga magazine to be released on February 12


 No.85462

>>85460

Japanese twitter is strangely silent on this movie. If you search for アリータ all that comes up is publicity and a measly few independent accounts (I think they aren't advertising, I guess) praising it. Either nips don't give a shit about it, or twitter is skewing search results.


 No.85470

File: dcd8a72c83f188c⋯.jpg (174.99 KB, 779x501, 779:501, tiphares.jpg)

>>85460

>they even fucked up the design of tiphares


 No.85471

>>85462

Have you tried 銃夢?


 No.85484

>>85471

Not by itself, I did tried アリータ銃夢


 No.85939

>battleayyngle ayylmaolita


 No.87143

File: c5b7c741f9e5434⋯.jpg (61.5 KB, 540x543, 180:181, dyke_kike.JPG)

File: 9c02aa99cbfb7d8⋯.jpg (31.22 KB, 543x491, 543:491, DzZHG5mlWoAAY0eJ.jpg)

File: ecfb947af6742ed⋯.jpg (42.07 KB, 468x281, 468:281, its_shit.JPG)

File: 10c5ae67680835f⋯.jpg (13.8 KB, 220x326, 110:163, DzZPRgjX4AAcBBg.jpg)

File: 7f6c5d2504e472c⋯.jpg (35.38 KB, 620x327, 620:327, DzZPY4cXgAIeHH0.jpg)

The movie is out, and predictably it's another holocaust.


 No.87270

File: 8527920461174ac⋯.jpg (19.11 KB, 600x314, 300:157, ep1Q_hdp.jpg)

File: 96b41f792cffee7⋯.jpg (108.72 KB, 1000x562, 500:281, Dza6_MTUwAAMzKW.jpg)

File: 7bacaf9453ac62d⋯.jpg (36.15 KB, 700x300, 7:3, Dzbx94EX4AAFX52.jpg)

File: b76946aa42992a0⋯.jpg (40.46 KB, 960x540, 16:9, DzdDOPiUUAQ2hLS.jpg)

It's terrifying.


 No.87289

>>87270

Am I cute? Uguuu~


 No.87311

What the fuck?


 No.87336

>>87311

This is what happens when old gaijin scum find out anime is popular and try to redesign it for muh mature western audience.


 No.87446

File: f545a535c352044⋯.png (439.94 KB, 687x720, 229:240, 7db687f33dd5de2dce5fe4ef3c….png)

I've seen pictures of this all over but I thought they were photoshopped by anons to make fun of the actress or something.

What the actual fuck?


 No.87461

File: cec19f6766ad547⋯.png (461.33 KB, 640x566, 320:283, ClipboardImage.png)

>>87446

Why would anyone do that when these days when the jokes right themselves?


 No.87495

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.87509

James Cameron is just the producer, Robert Rodriguez (Sin City) is now the actual director.


 No.87511

File: a6025de93eda38d⋯.jpg (184.82 KB, 652x958, 326:479, jazz nightmare.jpg)


 No.87545

File: cb7e201a31528d5⋯.png (804.17 KB, 1470x653, 1470:653, Surenan.png)

What I never understood about western anime adaptations is that why would you want to watch a eye grating CGI filled remake of something you can just watch right now? I get that the jews pushing this are creatively bankrupt and they're doing it for material. But the people who get excited for this, I would maybe understand if it all looked realistic. But with how much CGI there is in these movies it's like you're watching a pixar film. So say you hate animation so you go to the "live action" movie to watch CG animation. It's not like it's a secret what it looks like. You can see the trailers and promotional images beforehand so you know what you're getting. I just don't get it.

Maybe everyone else thinks the same way which is why these movies always bomb.

But I mean for the few people who get excited for this and go to see it. What goes on in their heads?


 No.87549

>>87545

>Why would they do a remake

>Why would you watch a remake

The goal is to overwrite the original work, so all rights to the IP belong to the new holders. The original is slowly phased out of distribution and you're forced to get the new stuff, which totally organic consensus says is better anyway.


 No.87550

>>87549

I don't think that's the intention at all. I think you're giving them more credit than you should. I think they're just creatively bankrupt and can't make anything original so they look for successful things and say "lets just film that". But regardless the question I was asking is why would someone want to watch this. I'm talking about the people like >>85035 describes


 No.87585

>>87545

NPCs don't think. They merely see big expensive spectacle and will pay to see it.


 No.87588

File: ed261c4b9733d68⋯.jpg (55.73 KB, 604x453, 4:3, ed261c4b9733d6897e10d30af2….jpg)

>>85190

>seriously thinking some bitch with contact lenses is uncanny valley

How much soy do you eat faggot?


 No.87602

File: 1345ce31e3d6316⋯.png (2.92 MB, 1000x1500, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a839a2b5e2674c9⋯.png (2.35 MB, 1600x1066, 800:533, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 41b89b6d1a84e7f⋯.png (2.05 MB, 864x1280, 27:40, ClipboardImage.png)

>>87545

>>87549

>>87550

The only time I can think of a case where the remake was better than the originals was 2010's Clash of the Titans. Also, there was that Ben-Hur film from a few years ago which wasn't any better, but also wasn't any worse than the original. Then there's also cases such as Journey to the Center of the Earth which is just the same plot, but completely different other than that.


 No.87605

>>87602

>The only time I can think of a case where the remake was better than the originals

I didn't say their goal was to make good movies that replace the old in the collective memory.

Replacing the old with their own version is already a success, quality notwithstanding, because it gives them control of the IP. And the public literally cannot acquire new copies of the old works through legit channels. Star Trek is suffering this very fate and Star Wars is next, with the upcoming remakes of the original trilogy.


 No.87621

>>85112

>If the bitch were to be just a regular attractive roastie the element of being something off with her beauty wouldn't hit home quite as hard.

It looks like shit though. It's not uncanny valley, it's stupid valley.


 No.87623

File: 12a24d7f1b03c90⋯.jpg (145.21 KB, 1024x878, 512:439, till.jpg)

>>87621

>it's stupid valley

You're not the target demographic buddy, normalfaggots are, and they're all saying

>le omgs so creepy I feel gross

The problem with Cameron and Rodriguez is that they care more about the artistic vision of having their waifu introduced to normalfaggots than making profit off of them. So I expect that the "big eyes omg wtf I want to puke" shit being posted on twitter and the web in general will kill the film's earnings. Normalfaggots are a queezy bunch, they're the kind of faggots who puke at mexican decapitation videos and pain olympics. So yes, the film is making normalfaggots have the uncanny valley heebie jeebies, but in doing so will effectively kill it's profits, I'm sure of it.


 No.87631

>>87602

Least the Ben-Hur remake didn't shoot horses in the face constantly in production.


 No.87651

File: c0dc3bca4fd2dd0⋯.jpeg (769.29 KB, 750x1493, 750:1493, 3644DF5D-8CA1-4CED-A29C-C….jpeg)

File: e8e3925827d074e⋯.jpeg (530.82 KB, 750x1194, 125:199, DAA7AEA2-6466-4020-9659-3….jpeg)

File: 02c79d9ee988184⋯.png (2.95 MB, 750x1624, 375:812, 9986770E-A9CF-4EDF-AF16-C3….png)

File: 6ba4a8bd70b0e9f⋯.jpeg (629.11 KB, 750x1469, 750:1469, 2E546C06-1021-46B9-9C75-B….jpeg)

File: 9e67d701dade57c⋯.jpeg (707.3 KB, 750x1475, 30:59, F6082AB8-64C4-4819-AD19-7….jpeg)

>>87605

>And the public literally cannot acquire new copies of the old works through legit channels. Star Trek is suffering this very fate and Star Wars is next, with the upcoming remakes of the original trilogy.

Star Wars I'll give you because current Disney does seek to market the shit out of everything they do these days. But, as for other series and films, the originals are more than easily findable. If anything, I'd say that video game remakes are worse because the last console to play the original games natively were released over a decade ago, and have ceased production for the past 5 years.


 No.87658

File: 549e80dddba603c⋯.jpg (98.9 KB, 721x900, 721:900, 12717786.jpg)

>>85042

>salazar

you're small time.

>>85460

>when you're so proud of the end result of your movie, you resort to false advertising

It's just like "Ranger Solo" in China.


 No.87663

>>87623

Who's the zombie


 No.87678

>>87663

A 16/15 year old nigger who got lynched for attacking a white woman. In US Universities you're forced to learn about him in US History 2. As you're probably suspecting, we're taught a one sided version of the story portraying him as a poor dindu nuffin who was goin' to Church and WE NEED MO MONEY FO' DEM PROGRAMS!


 No.87706

File: 2d75442f04d7649⋯.jpg (19.89 KB, 444x443, 444:443, 51352773_10219268180122124….jpg)

>retards dont know what uncanny valley is

This shit is definitely uncanny. Uncanny valley is the blurred line between familiar human and the non-human at which point our brain start panicking and experiences unease because it cant fucking deduct what the fuck is it looking at.

Now take a fucking look at that. That aint a human, not a natural one at least. Is she artificial, is she diseased, is she defective, is she dangerous, is it a baby or an adult? The details are real but the expressions are fabricated. Its like having one of those ghost girls staring at you.


 No.87716

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE


 No.87717

File: 152b75985135cb9⋯.jpg (62.99 KB, 634x522, 317:261, normalfaggots get creeped ….jpg)

>>87706

Yeah pretty much, however I'm not gonna lie, I still am saying that going for the big ol' anime eyes was a lazy method to do it. What they could've done was use CGI to add creases when she speaks showing that her skin was artificially put on her body. Maybe make her face look like those android secretaries Japan makes. It still would've made faggots and normalfaggots cringe or laugh but I don't care, I think those would have been good ways to push the point that her shit ain't human, far from it.


 No.87718

File: da02d8fb71cb364⋯.jpg (9.62 KB, 247x260, 19:20, fun with takamura-san.jpg)

>>87545

>>85049

>>87717

>CGI

Computer Graphical Interface?


 No.87804

>>87270

I watched the movie, it was cool, i liked it but the entire time i just couldn't shake off the fact that i was basically looking at a jew, i didn't even know that they had a jew be the actor. and i couldn't stand the voice, it was nagging at me the entire time.

the action was great, the story was a bit lackluster and felt rushed, like they skipped a bunch of story to fit it into a movie.

at the same time Alita's personality is waifu material.


 No.87821

File: 8f7db3439904957⋯.png (159.87 KB, 490x570, 49:57, 1550228602.png)

>>87718

computer generated images


 No.87851

>>87706

That's the point though


 No.88108

File: b2d9862a4ea76f6⋯.jpg (53.79 KB, 500x533, 500:533, 1353993802129.jpg)


 No.88109

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>88108

>character is oversexualized!

What? Where? from the pics I saw Alita at most uses some skintight suit, but it's all kept pretty tame

>complains about thin waist and prominent breasts

>prominent breasts

Ah, I see, she's complaining about a thin character with average breasts.

this is what counts as "oversexualized" now.

Normalcy is the new "unattainable".

As a sidenote, author's twitter is filled with people calling her out on this.

Embed is just some random video someone tweeted at her.


 No.88112

>>88109

>2050s

>Ayylita is remembered for its vicious cyborgphobia


 No.88119

File: 3c424e88b720b79⋯.jpg (43.1 KB, 726x279, 242:93, Mutt_Clapistan.JPG)

File: 279256b736fffe2⋯.jpg (29.69 KB, 640x445, 128:89, DzG7skqX4AA5T3r.jpg)

File: 2c7b1bc957b14e6⋯.jpg (15.37 KB, 633x353, 633:353, DzBBfjGWsAAti7W.jpg)

File: 3df0ad3e1b12262⋯.jpg (33.24 KB, 750x396, 125:66, DzGM-LRUcAIt115.jpg)

Good Lord.

Fucking Clapistan

lel shitskin hands


 No.88167

File: 7d074f786f9c013⋯.mp4 (2.62 MB, 476x360, 119:90, 7d074f786f9c013716d230650c….mp4)

>>88119

Do niggers really do that clapping thing in real life? I'm a STEM student so the only niggers I see if any are the "based" ones who are civilized but secretly hate your guts and talk shit behind your back.


 No.88187

>Alita's eyes should creep you out. In the manga, she basically looks like a blowup doll for pedophiles, pardon me saying. She then subverts the trope.

le redpilled gamergoys


 No.88223

Is it a flop?


 No.88225

>>88187

>Implying gg has any interest in this shit


 No.88227

>>88223

Normalfags can't get over the uncanny valley so yes, it's a flop.


 No.88249

>>88227

normalfags are sucking the movie's dick


 No.88251

File: 9cadfeb5125f97a⋯.png (99.09 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>88249

This.

Even worse, SJWeebs and journos of all varieties are shitting on the movie, but for all the wrong reasons, like >>88108

While normalfags are clinging to whatever positive aspect they can find to defend it.

So if I say it's shit, I run the risk of agreeing with some fag with a blog/column on the internet, and if I find something positive to say about it, it was probably said by some naruto fan already.


 No.88271

>>88227

>>88223

>$40 mil in 5 days

Yeah, it's a flop.

>>88249

>>88251

People liking or disliking a movie doesn’t produce sequels. Profitability does.

With the reported budget and marketing expenses for a movie of this size, it will need at least double its production budget to break even. Not to mention studios only receive a tiny fraction back from ticket sales in China, so if it does really well there Fox won’t see a huge benefit. That’s why I can’t see it breaking even or producing a profit during its run (but James Cameron won’t care as he has his Avatar sequels).


 No.88272

File: a14fd693efd8704⋯.jpg (22.04 KB, 494x508, 247:254, 1396071260833.jpg)

>>88271

It still has 2 more days until it loses relavancy among normalfags nah it's a flop, a 200 million worth flop. I wonder how far Cameron will go for his waifu, that crazy senile kike


 No.88276

>>88272

If he pays for a sequel out of pocket I will personally go see it. Now that would be dedication to your waifu.


 No.88278

File: 16d93fc5e1a1436⋯.png (192.34 KB, 999x952, 999:952, Screenshot from 2019-02-18….png)

File: fe9e9340e48d28b⋯.png (328.17 KB, 853x754, 853:754, 5461248561.png)

>>88223

>Is it a flop?

>>88251

>ven worse, SJWeebs and journos of all varieties are shitting on the movie, but for all the wrong reasons

>it flops

>see! it flopped because you sexualised a robot!


 No.88281

File: 052861e5166c00f⋯.gif (910.3 KB, 250x188, 125:94, beam me up.gif)

File: 9d91312d807f7c4⋯.gif (1.17 MB, 500x250, 2:1, popske.gif)

File: 2f724af57396bdf⋯.jpg (23.71 KB, 325x236, 325:236, Chaikesu.jpg)

>>88276

Oh man that's going to be a tough one for the kike, the mighty power of waifu, or shekels!


 No.88333

>>85112

>she's referred to as being so pretty but artificial

so why did they just make her malformed then


 No.88338

>>88333

AGAIN, because they're lazy faggots, I would have preferred something like in the pic I posted here >>87717


 No.88355

File: 781d58b679f8038⋯.png (132.72 KB, 980x918, 490:459, rtt.png)

am i missing something here?


 No.88356

>>88355

Worst Korea proudly lives up to its reputation.


 No.88361

>>88272

>a 200 million worth flop

Made to finance the next Avatar. Let's hope this sinks that horrid franchise too.


 No.88362

>>88355

Have you heard the developments in South Korea? It's literally a matriarchal dictatorship now. It is very possible that enthusiastic reactions to any movie with a female lead may be used to prove loyalty in job interviews, and eventually improve your social credit score if\when implemented.


 No.88363

>>88355

Must be a mistake. There is something wrong with that $56. Maybe it was supposed to be 560.000


 No.88378

>>88355

Five people saw it and then spread the word that it didn't have anything to do with drugs.


 No.88428

Despecialeyed edition when?


 No.88473

>>88428

I'm betting the sequel will double down on the special eyes.


 No.88513

>>88363

>>88378

There's also that 1029308.9% of total.

>>88473

What does she see with her special eyes?


 No.88523

File: f509c2f4a7abda5⋯.jpg (92.66 KB, 1024x1009, 1024:1009, really_activates_the_loli.jpg)

So it's going to barely break even at best considering production and marketing budgets. It's a total flop. It's bad. My question is, is it the least terrible western live action adaption of and anime/manga to date?


 No.88527

>>88523

it's the best anime adaption yet.

I think most people were put off by the large eyes, i sure was until i found out it was from a manga.

It'll be released on friday in japan and china. it needs 400 million to break even.


 No.88528

>>88527

>it needs 400 million to break even.

I thought it only needed 200. I didn't look at budget properly. It's not even gonna come close, is it?


 No.88531

>>88528

if smashed the expected record.

and people are watching alita due to spite and finding out it's actually a good movie without identity politics, compared to captain shit.

>>88108

Im going to rewatch it but this time in 3D.


 No.88538

File: 8b7e91307dc7c4e⋯.png (158.78 KB, 614x285, 614:285, 6366.png)

File: cb82c4980c1f8e4⋯.webm (1.58 MB, 640x360, 16:9, The LEGO Movie 2_ The Sec….webm)

>>88531

its still #1 in the box office.


 No.88540

>>88538

It doesn't look like it have much competition, which means nothing other than that it chose a good release window, and says nothing because its competition is shit.


 No.88542

File: f9014656f75820a⋯.png (352.4 KB, 905x2725, 181:545, boxof.png)

>>88538

This is the last film released by fox before it will be merged with disney.

Just because people didn't see it doesn't mean its a bad movie, Starship troopers had bad reviews and it didn't do good because jews claimed it was glorifying fascism. turns out it was a great movie and they were fucking idiots.

Critics liked alita only 40% while user reviews rated it at 93%

I just checked and they changed it to 60% because they got their ass blasted.


 No.88543

File: df134221b8799ae⋯.gif (1.53 MB, 600x551, 600:551, jewess becomes anime.gif)


 No.88554

>>88543

Isn't her name Gally or Gunm?


 No.88557

>>88531

>>88542

>reddit spacing

Go back anytime, cuck.


 No.88609

>>88538

>#1 movie

>in february

You do know the first two months of the year are the slowest time for movies right? Slowest and usually the most low quality release times.


 No.88618

File: 21c47ecb4af58a3⋯.png (22.9 KB, 600x850, 12:17, braise_dengri.png)

>>85016

I read that as Attila at first, but without the second "t".


 No.88620

So how does this compare to the GitS live action movie? I haven't watched it. I know a normalfag who has, and they liked it, which indicates it's probably trash. Was it as much of a or a bigger financial failure than this?


 No.88626

>>88620

GitS was worse across the board, but the jewess in particular was the ugliest woman on earth.

This one would actually be passable, if it wasn't for cosmic-tier idiocy of the giant eyes. I expect someone to rectify the situation eventually, with software. photoshopped big shades lol


 No.88644

File: 5262e540e8799f3⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 231.18 KB, 620x500, 31:25, you.png)


 No.88646

File: 03191151ab14847⋯.gif (25.43 KB, 337x337, 1:1, Hitler question.gif)

>>88227

>Normalfags can't get over the uncanny valley so yes, it's a flop.

I know what you mean, and you're right, but I'm curious: does uncanny valley bother you? Would you drop something based on the fact that the main character is a bit uncanny? If not, would you at least subtract a point from your final decision of whether or not whatever you were reading or watching was good, unless it had a good reason to be there (simply having "a reason" does not excuse poor aesthetics)?


 No.88650

File: 1438df78bfbbe22⋯.jpg (239.98 KB, 1536x1072, 96:67, Ayyy.jpg)

>>88646

Uncanny valley is the default nowadays, kikes hate classic beauty. But Alita's bugeyes is simply a failed meme and too big to ignore.


 No.88979

Alita Battle Angel has made

Worldwide:$150,990,459

as of now, and this is without japanese and Chinese market.


 No.88980

>>88650

Yeah we've never seen disney characters before.


 No.88982

>>88980

>shilling for bugeyes

Expect ayylita to kill it at the razzie awards.


 No.88983

>>88644

What's the name of that stand?


 No.88987

File: fbb506f6529abc7⋯.jpg (38.98 KB, 640x360, 16:9, I am clearly following thi….jpg)

>>88646

>does uncanny valley bother you

Never has, never will, maybe it's because I know how to draw, maybe it's because I'm an autist, maybe because I've consumed massive amounts of gore and guro, I really don't know.

> If not, would you at least subtract a point

Only if it's lazily done, in Ailita it's poorly done, they could have gone for the things I posted here >>87717


 No.88988

>>88983

Something that wasn't aborted on time during the third trimester.


 No.88992

>>88983

Wax-covered minced meat


 No.89139

I've begun reading the manga, but the version I found online reads left to right, and it occured to me that stuff might be censored at any point. It was annoying have to track down that one scene in GitS with the lesbian cyber drug orgy, and in GitS 2.0, there were such large chunks apparently missing that I can't find in English or Japanese anywhere, that I've given up on reading it.

Was stuff censored in left/right translation of Battle Angel Alita? If so, is there a non-fucked version floating around?


 No.89140

File: 6e68d62987e5909⋯.jpg (78.56 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 92c078696edbf60bc7f6e22a2c….jpg)

>>88644

Am I the only one that feels the need to chew it?


 No.89141

>>89140

I think you're just trying to get a reaction.


 No.89160

>>89139

I've always read Alita from this web 1.0 scanlator: https://www.rippersanime.info/index.php?page=Gunnm

First series: https://www.mediafire.com /?fhsq2oz3rhq4h


 No.89164

>>88987

>maybe it's because I know how to draw

What does that have to do with anything?

>maybe it's because I'm an autist

If you actually do have Asperger's, this is the likely answer.


 No.89166

>>89164

>maybe it's because I know how to draw

>What does that have to do with anything?

Really, nigger? I'm not the anon you're replying to, but let me warn you that rushing into these total disbelief reacshuns can backfire. You sound retarded if you actually can't see that correlation, even if you're imitating more successful people who used that tactic before.


 No.89185

File: bd371a3d17ff9cf⋯.jpg (55.86 KB, 693x399, 33:19, Decay.JPG)

We live at the dusk of humanity.


 No.89199

File: fb6e698e5e61422⋯.jpg (60.74 KB, 737x828, 737:828, fb6e698e5e6142232e00a37fb9….jpg)

Leave it to hollywood to make anime eyes look bad. I just hope that it doesn't get dubbed in my country.

>>85016

>This has the potential of pushing normalfags away from anime

Don't think so. It'll spread awareness and a few will start watching anime as shit as the movies they watch, further shifting the industry into "bad things thrive" territory.

>>88278

Looks like it might eventually break a profit if the budget number includes everything.


 No.89203

File: 01b8ee0f65c1329⋯.jpg (87.78 KB, 681x780, 227:260, 01b8ee0f65c132928e29839776….jpg)

>>89185

>mfw get to live out the night rave


 No.89217

File: 7e6ad8054c6db7d⋯.png (143.34 KB, 877x731, 877:731, ClipboardImage.png)

>>89199

Just based on these current numbers, it's barely gonna make it's budget back even with foreign box office numbers. That's considered a huge flop.


 No.89226

https://anime.stackexchange.com/questions/3817/why-is-gallys-name-localized-as-alita

>Gunnm (Gun Dream) -> Battle Angel Alita

>Gally -> Alita

>Alita -> Gally

>Yugo -> Hugo

>Salem -> Tiphares

>Jeru -> Ketheres

>Salem's main computer was named Melchizedek

>Melchizedek -> ???

Viz Media changed a bunch of shit for "marketing".

>>89160

Is this a fan translation, or just a scan of the official?

>>89199

>if the budget number includes everything.

You know it doesn't. The movie didn't just get spread by word of mouth, it has an advertising budget. I can't remember what the rule of thumb is, but it's a hollywood movie, so I'd bet it's at least equal to the production budget.


 No.89240

>>89226

Fan translation that continues to this day.


 No.89277

File: 13cdea8acee9c01⋯.png (425.71 KB, 835x465, 167:93, thrust into it.png)

>>89240

>>89160

Thanks for this anon, I also picked up a torrent of the official translation and didn't realize how much was changed until this thread. That site also has a forum for translating the Gunnm PS1 game, last update on it was this year. Damn this nigga's dedicated.


 No.89309

File: ff66d1f8dfb388a⋯.jpg (153.7 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ff66d1f8dfb388a0d5bea86484….jpg)

>>89277

I hope you learned your lesson and never go for (((official translations))) again, anon.


 No.89335

>>87678

More like in middle school.


 No.89387

File: 76b016d49ed4ed4⋯.png (138.21 KB, 885x735, 59:49, Untitled.png)

>>89217

Did it release in China after your cap or something?


 No.89389

>>89387

Just go click the foreign tab and find out nigger. Still doesn't even look close to breaking even. Assuming an advertising budget equal to the production budget, it needs nearly 80M more.


 No.89391

File: b81c4dcdf435809⋯.png (270.92 KB, 381x322, 381:322, confused looking anime gir….png)

>>89389

>Still doesn't even look close to breaking even. Assuming an advertising budget equal to the production budget, it needs nearly 80M more.

Explain.


 No.89392

>>89387

$88,390,865 from all foreign releases currently. China and Japan are both listed as N/A at the moment, so combined they must make up another $114,286,458 in gross.

>>89391

Learn to count you retard. 170M+170M=340M 340M-260M=80M


 No.89393

>>89392

Shit, my bad. How much add budget do movies like this get? If thats something know?


 No.89394

>>89393

I think rule of thumb is same as production. Some movies can get less or much more. Considering this a Hollywood film, it's likely equal to or greater than the production budget.


 No.89395

>>89394

Ah, ok.

But it will probably at least break even with China and Japan. Worst Korea already being the biggest profit.


 No.89397

>>89395

SK doesn't even come close to China/Japan. It's the largest number known for certain. China/Japan has made 114M in about two days. The amount it makes per day is only going to decrease, and this was made over the weekend, not weekdays, so the drop off will be even larger.


 No.89407

>>89391

A hollyjew movie is to double its budget at the box office, to properly make a profit. And Alita wasn't even that pricey, it was supposed to finance the Avatar sequels with easy and fast cash from the mango-capeshit crowd.


 No.89414

>>89407

>it was supposed to finance the Avatar sequels with easy and fast cash from the mango-capeshit crowd.

But then they gave her kawaii uguu~ eyes in all the promotional material and basically sabotaged their own advertising.


 No.89416

File: 835ce9f27c7e64f⋯.png (947.7 KB, 848x640, 53:40, ClipboardImage.png)

>>89166

Is that a bot?


 No.89417

>>85460

>left picture doesn't seem as jarring

big eyes belong to 2D and 2D only

>>87270

Maybe she wouldn't look so weird if they removed her wrinkles. If they were going for a doll-like look, then they should have gone for doll-like skin as well


 No.89438

>>89387

Well actually… yes.


 No.89442

>>89417

It looks like one of those 'realistic mario' jokes.


 No.89459

>>87270

They really went overboard with the big eyes. The first pic or any pic where she has some expression isn't so bad. But then the neutral-ish face expressions, it's noticeably ridiculous.


 No.89463

>>89459

She's full "el goblina".


 No.89497

File: f7c2c68f9a8ae8f⋯.gif (1.98 MB, 250x343, 250:343, 00a2596b96aa9d802be99b14a7….gif)

>>89164

>What does that have to do with anything?

Understanding how to stylize things and proper anatomy doesn't have to do with anything? Are you fucking retarded, or pretending to be retarded?


 No.89583

>>89459

>The first pic or any pic where she has some expression

Because it's normal to show emotions with a wide eyed face. The problem is that eyes are a major part of non-verbal communication, and fucking them up 'stylistically' will insert undue noise in the channel.


 No.89861

File: 271f535123feaa8⋯.jpg (191.5 KB, 683x935, 683:935, 271f535123feaa8edf37a2ce1a….jpg)

/r/ing movie Ayylita's face on this picture


 No.90417

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

!!!!!GOY!!!!!! DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE WE WOULD ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ALITA?! YOU CAN ONLY WATCH CAPTAIN MARVEL! EVEN IF YOU DECIDE TO TRAVEL TO ANOTHER COUNTRY IT WILL ONLY BE SHOWING CAPTAIN MARVEL! NOW GIVE US YOUR MONEY YOU DISGUSTING CIS WHITE PIG!


 No.90487

>>90417

Nothing about this is certain until Thursday.


 No.90736

File: e0f099b645ab145⋯.png (160.45 KB, 1068x751, 1068:751, alt.png)

>>90487

It broke even.


 No.90744

>>90736

He's not talking about Alita. He's saying we have to wait till thursday to find out if Captain Marvel taking over theater listings is true or just a placeholder.


 No.90753

>>90744

I wasn't replying to him.


 No.90754

>>90753

But you did.


 No.90772

>>90754

It's the quickest way to get the quick reply.


 No.90774

File: dc629773f16b914⋯.png (441.12 KB, 633x707, 633:707, lol.png)

>>85112

>you have to have a high IQ to understand Hollywood adaptations of manga


 No.90777

>>90744

It is common practice for distributors, to negotiate minimum screening times with local theaters. The poor guys can't stop showing capeshit even if they wanted: it's either capeshit for a month, or never again another disney conglomerate movie.


 No.91023

File: dc3604cd93ef9a0⋯.jpg (839.1 KB, 1200x1669, 1200:1669, dc3604cd93ef9a084fc796847d….jpg)


 No.91025

>>91023

>nor nearly as weird in 2D

I want this movie to be just succesful enough that it might incur a sequel, but not enough that they would do it live action again. That way we might get a 2D sequel, maybe animated by a japanese studio.


 No.91030

>>91025

Did nips completely ignore the movie?


 No.91033

>>91030

Completely? No

But it didn't do so well

>>89893


 No.91054

>>90736

Fuck. I know some dumbfucks were seeing this repeatedly to try and spite Captain Metoo so that sure the hell didn't help things. I'll give em credit they chose hands down the best possible time to release it.


 No.91155

>>91153

>>91054

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS TO JAPAN


 No.91796

>>90736

I'm glad, it was a great adaptation.


 No.91808

>>91054

I watched it in 2d and then in 3D.


 No.91817

Hollywood should've been 9/11'd instead of the twin towers.

No one would even bat an eye.


 No.91859

>>90736

Wew, barely, looking forward to the sequel and how Cameron continues to funnel money into his waifu.


 No.91879

File: e794a4914ac956b⋯.png (45.09 KB, 180x180, 1:1, 1373936779765.png)

>>91817

>jews flying planes into their own propaganda depot instead of the people auditing just how badly america is getting fucked by (((them)))


 No.91884

>>91859

>barely breaks even

>looking forward to the sequel

Will it even get a sequel with these numbers? It was supposed to fund the next Avatar as well as its own sequel(s).


 No.91891

File: b08e945299987a8⋯.jpg (89.26 KB, 564x665, 564:665, uojscx7iwfuy.jpg)

>>91879

(((They))) owned the WTC too.


 No.91911

>>91884

Of course not, a movie needs to make double its budget to make even. Much more for a sequel.


 No.91917

>>91891

To be fair, it's not unsurprising that his insurance policy would cover terrorist attacks considering how 9/11 wasn't the first terrorist attack on the WTC.


 No.91930

>>91891

Now add sources to that image if you want it to actually be convincing.


 No.91943

File: 43be1e56fc0d232⋯.jpeg (42.34 KB, 2979x820, 2979:820, Source.jpeg)


 No.91974


 No.91989

Why does western shitpress go with "anime adaptations won't work in the west" when these don't do amazingly without bothering to realize that they just haven't bothered to make one that doesn't suck yet?


 No.92010

>>85112

You bring great shame using tekkaman blades image


 No.92423

File: 55b5e7934922902⋯.png (49.22 KB, 659x330, 659:330, ClipboardImage.png)

>>91989

Well Alita is essentially the most faithful western live action adaption ever. Sure, not a lot of people saw it and it barely broke even because Cameron fucked up with the googly eyes in the advertising, but those who did see it loved it. Who knew it would be so easy to please people by simply not shitting all over the source material in every single scene of an adaptation for once?


 No.92434

>>92423

>most faithful western live action adaptation ever

Not completely correct. It's faithful to the manga's WESTERN release with all the name changes. It does not use the real japanese version's names.


 No.92436

>>92434

>Not completely correct.

Yes, it is. It is the most faithful, simply by virtue of everything else being less so, not because it is perfectly faithful. I also can't blame the movie for the name changes, as Cameron tried to be faithful to the source as much as he could from I've heard. Chances are either Viz media would not allow him to use the original names because they're cunts, he was unaware of the original names because he'd only ever been exposed to Viz's name changed left-to-right reading schlock, or both.




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