Alright that's it
you want a story that's some real shit I'll give you a story that's some real shit
this is my first time ever telling this so bear with me
>be me
>7 year old lil squeaker
>100% socially autistico
>there's a couple who's friends with my parents, they have 2 daughters
>one was my age and the coolest person I knew
>the other is 12 but to us she might as well be a 1000 year old sage
>go over to have fun times with the younger one so my folks and their folks can smoke weed or whatever
>Arrived at their place, younger one is all excited to see me
>first girl I ever bathed with, probably some stuff we did that I don't even remember
>where's bigsis?
>She grabs my hand and pulls me upstairs
>Points at the bathroom door, bigsis is showering
>"Anon my sister peed her goodnites"
>mindblownbyforeignconcepts.rar
>what's a goodnite
>"here let me show you"
>we steal goodnites from older sister's room, run out before she catches us
>"Anon we're gonna be babies okay"
>we run around in diapers, hiding from her sister and lighting crayons on fire and shit, she was my cool friend
>suddenly stands up and giggles
>"uh oh, anon!"
>what the fuck
>gets me to put my hand on the seat of her goodnite
>wh-what are you doing
>grunts and just loads it
>I realize what's happening halfway through and pull away in horror
>she laughs, notices something else and seems to forget about it
>I'm still anxiously sweating about it the whole time, but I play along to be cool
>stay until dinner, we all watch the incredibles together
>she's still wearing it, walks over and sits on my lap knowing full well what she's doing
I wore mine home because she told me to, and apparently she kept hers on until her parents found out
Both our parents found out what happened and they were really confused, we both got in trouble
we never went to their house again