No.928952
No.928956
Ohayo.
If a bird can learn Japanese, what's your excuse for why you dekinai?
No.928971
>>928969
The difference between the English dub and the original Japanese.
No.928980
>>928969
That bird is only a couple of phrases short for passing a nipponese Turing test.
No.928995
>>928956
To be fair, the japanese language is very sing songy to begin with so I think it'd be easier for birds to learn.
No.929008
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Crows are the bullies of the animal kingdom.
No.929028
じぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃ～
No.929093
>>929008
And cats are low-functioning autists.
No.929094
>>928956
>>928995
>If a bird can learn Japanese, what's your excuse for why you dekinai?
The bird has not actually learned Japanese; it's simply learned to reproduce the same phonetic sounds as Japanese. The difference is that the bird doesn't understand the noises it's making.
One example from real life: There was a French movie starring Jean Reno (forgot what the title was) and a Japanese actress (whose name I can't remember). Behind-the-scenes footage showed that she learned the lines phonetically; so she was technically speaking French, but didn't actually learn the language.
No.929126
nyoroshiku onyegaishimyasu
No.929127
>>929094
>One example from real life: There was a French movie starring Jean Reno (forgot what the title was) and a Japanese actress
100% certain that flick is Wasabi.
No.929344
Cats are terrible. Sociopathic serial killers who just kill shit all day.
No.929348
No.929386
>>929095
I fucking hate you.
No.929390
H-HAYAI!
I have a lot of these but I can't post them yet
No.929418
>>929411
Why are those puffer fish doing that?
No.929426
>>929418
They spin because of the water around them spinning. The water current is spinning because of their spinning. They are stuck in this perpetual hell of their own making and slowly starve to death/get snatched by predators.
No.929427
>>929426
Sounds a lot like my life.
No.929520
お兄ちゃん大好き!
>>929427
I'm sorry to hear that anon, I hope things improve soon.
No.929553
>>929523
I see this one as
わ！
びっくりしたああああ
No.929554
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>>929426
>>929418
>It traps puffer fish, spinning them helplessly
>The puffers, with their small fins, are too weak to fight it
世知辛い…
No.929583
/an/ is such an interesting board, I should come here more often.
No.929621
>Animals that see you as an oni-chan/Onee-san:
Dogs
Cats
>Animals that are sociopaths and don't even recognize you:
Birds
Lizards
Sea-life.
No.929626
>>929621
Actually quite a lot of lizard species have recognition level awareness of non-species individuals. However they don't develop affection in a meaningful way.
No.929631
>>929621
>birds are sociopaths
take it back right now.
No.929636
>>929631
what is she doing?
No.929644
>>929636
The baby is dead.
No.929647
>>929631
Where is the audio?
No.929651
>>929621
Take it back already, anon.
>>929647
判らない
No.929659
百年早い
>>929657
I was thinking about Walnut when I was posting, anon. We all deserve a waifu who would kill to be with us.
No.929662
>>929661
Is it intentional that the image you're using to express disgust for used goods is itself of used goods?
No.929664
>>929662
May as well be meta in my disgust for used goods.
No.929665
わーい!わーい!
I've heard otters have a kind of pouch by their armpit and they like to hold onto special rocks that they like to crack open food later on
>>929661
everyone takes a different path in life, anon. I don't think you should close your heart off to someone else because you might not know where they are coming from. To be together and happy is the most important thing in the end, I think
No.929667
>>929665
Anon you shouldn't settle for being second or third/fourth/etc best.
No.929731
いただきます
someone else already used that but I like it for this one too
>>929713
why doesn't he just stop time to collect evidence of her crimes and then turn it into the authorities? How has she gotten away with murder 3 times?
No.929793
No.929797
>>929731
> hur dur I don't know how criminology works
> i don't understand the concept of a dirty soul derp
His dick is a Tungsten Rod of righteousness. He uses powerful thrusts and their terrifying speed and mass to deliver devastating lows to the loins of evil. Every explosion of impact against the the womb of evil further purifying their soul. This stops the reincarnation of evil.
No.929879
>>928948
I can't help it but notice it looks similar to one character from Centaur no Nayami manga.
No.929918
>>929807
It's called 'Being a woman and attractive'. Being a manipulative bitch also helps, cry to the court that the victim abused you and voila: the crime transformed from murder to legitime self-defence.
No.929996
無駄だ
>>929918
can someone explain why my posts keep getting deleted/banned? I don't think they're any worse than what's been posted, and the ban I did get didn't even really seem applicable. Is this thread just against the rules and participating in it is bad? Or am I doing something wrong? I really don't know.
No.930022
>>929996
The fact that you're asking that here shows that you haven't read the rules.
No.930389
>>929996
If you get a weird ban you don't get, post it on /ameta/, but for starters try to capitalize all your sentences.
No.930421
>>930388
だめだめ!
>>930395
Hopefully this one makes you feel better, anon.
No.930424
>>930388
I did not expect to be spooked.
No.930466
>>929621
Birds are neurotically needy and "caring" (they show it in ways you probably won't recognize at first). Which is why most people should NEVER have one as a pet, despite it seeming attractive at the time. While fun to watch, birds have extreme needs that most humans can't keep up with and should generally be paired with other birds for their emotional health. If you watch them, you realize they they are what happens if a group of autists were able to form well ordered social groups with high levels of nonstop all day interaction.
Falcons in particular are known for being extremely attached to their trainers. I'm not sure there's even a dere type that could properly describe them.
No.930471
>>930466
I'd go as far as saying some birds like cockatoos are as demanding as having a small child and are very representative of their owners. In the same way a kid being a brat is often indicative of dickhead parents.
No.930477
>>930421
>And now, I will wear this cat as a hat
No.930479
What about hairless apes? Such as chimpanzees? What do we do with them?
No.930486
>>930479
The Jojo/FoTNS treatment if you can find one in a decent pose.
No.930489
>>930479
>ＳＨＩＴ！ＦＵＣＫＩＮ’ ＢＩＴＣＨ！
No.930612
>>930603
Even a pig is being woken up by osananajimi.
No.930657
>>930479
I love animals but I never seemed to give a shit about monkeys and apes for some reason.
No.930659
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>>930657
They're scary, they look like aliens. Those hairless Chimps look like Goblins, and I wonder how a hairless Gorilla looks like.
No.930665
>>930657
Yeah I get what you mean. For me, it's kinda like they're close enough to people that you sort of lose that wonder and entertainment as to what they're thinking about or doing. Instead of watching an animal act/react to its surrounding based on instinct, it's like watching a very dumb person do the same thing. That and the fact that most are violent and would fuck your shit up for no reason if given the chance.
No.930681
>>930603
You probably want something more like 起きてよ、お兄ちゃん!! 目覚める carries a different connotation.
No.930687
>>930681
起きる means get up (from bed) and 目覚める means wake up (from sleep). They both can be used in this context.
No.930692
>>930687
Except 目覚める sounds really chuuni or like you're screaming at someone who's dead.
No.930697
>>930692
You watch to much anime and you are retarded.
No.930711
>>930697
You're the one who isn't watch enough anime, super retard. 目覚める has a meaning closer to "wake" in English where it's also the one used in a figurative sense of "waking up to what's around you" for instance. If you're trying to wake someone up out of bed by say it puts it like a question of if they're going to wake up at all or not. Nobody would use it in a regular, casual, "Hey wake up it's morning" kind of way.
No.930712
No.930715
>>930711
>「うふふ。私の愛しいコリンちゃん。目覚めてください。朝ですよ」
Quote from a some random web-novel I googled. Apparently, it can be used to wake people up and you are just talking out of your ass.
No.930734
>>930715
Does 「うふふ。私の愛しいコリンちゃん」 sound like typical Japanese to you? If anything you're proving my point that only weirdos would use it to wake someone up.
No.930738
>>930734
Don't play retard. It's not the only quote in the entire internet. You just shitter yourself and desperately trying to find a saving straw. Just realise that you are a retarded fool and know nothing about Japanese.
No.930742
>>930738
>Just admit you're wrong so I can be right already!
No.930773
>>930738
Japanese better be your native language because your English is not making for a convincing argument.
No.931418
もうだめだ
>>930681
I posted the vid/caption and I'm not the one you've been arguing with. I think you might be right, and that maybe I was wrong. However, you (or someone else) said that it sounds kinda chuuni. In context, I saw it kinda like a younger sibling trying to wake up an older sibling. In that sense, I kinda think it sounds a bit odd/maybe chuuni but isn't necessarily wrong. It's a strange way to word it maybe, but could also be how a younger sister who doesn't know better says it. So yeah, maybe it's not totally correct, but I think that your argument makes me think it does make sense given the situation. You definitely know more than me though, and I think your argument makes sense. I didn't mean to cause a disagreement here though.
No.931881
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No.932096
>>932090
Cock is alright, but have you tried filling your back yard with the word of the Lord?
No.932101
>>930657
Finally, someone else put it into words. I've never had the same endearment for monkeys compared to other animals.
No.932121
>>929094
similar to the painting elephant. It doesn't know what it's painting, it has just been taught that whenever it is given a paintbrush and a canvas, that's the picture it's supposed to make.
No.934198
>>929631
>mommy
>his
Explain yourself.