No.927650
To hell with Asuka and Rei. This is the real red vs blue debate. Which side are you on, /a/?
No.927654
There is only one true blue in Gochiusa.
No.927681
Depends entirely on whether you like your lolis dry or wet.
No.927682
>>927681
>dry loli
What a waste of not water.
No.927690
I've just started watching this and I have a question.
What is rabbit butter?
Can you even milk rabbits? Is it normal to make butter from rabbit milk in this setting?
No.927692
I thought the debate in Gochiusa was coffee or tea
No.927694
>>927692
It is and its cofe versus gweentea. So help me God I will end the person who dares to post that cawtea meme.
>>927650
>>927681
Why do you need to decide? Cappuccino is delicious with both spices.
No.927713
>>927694
Yoooooou Raaaaang?
You are welcome to try to find me and end my existence
No.927722
>>927713
This makes me extremely uncomfortable. DELET
No.927745
Sup /a/. I also like a good cawfee.
No.927746
But what I really like is gween tea!
No.927747
So why not let us enjoy the best of both worlds!
No.927748
But what about black tea?
No.927749
The trick is letting the coffee cool down to about 82 degrees celsius and making sure the tea isn't steeped any longer than 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Enjoy!
(USER WAS SMITED FOR HERESY) No.927752
>>927746
>Using a tea bag for green tea
I'm going to draw on your Renge cup.
No.927755
>>927650
Why not both?
Chino is better
No.927756
>>927749
Go to your parents and waifu and savior and apologize for the filth you have become. Beg them for forgiveness.
REPENT SINNER
No.927760
>>927752
Kirkland green is the closest thing to tea leaves while still being shredded. They mix macha into the bags.
No.927761
>>927753
>>927752
>>927756
Would you guys have felt better if I added a teaspoon of primo Matcha powder instead?
>>927760
Kirkland green tea is actually Itoen made in Nip tea. Pretty good quality.
No.927762
>>927761
>Would you guys have felt better if I added a teaspoon of primo Matcha powder instead?
If it were not for the laws of physics I would point a gun at my RJ45 cable, upload my bullets, and fill your mug with bullet holes.
No.927780
>>927762
His coffee mug or his smug mug?
No.927790
>>927748
I prefer black coffee over black tea.
No.927792
>>927749
Is this even legal?
No.927811
Megumi is the way brothers. Chinobros are our friends and uber allies. Mayaniggers will get the rope.
No.927812
>>927690
You can milk (and thus make butter) out of anything with a tit. Hell, you can even make milk out of stuff without tits (almonds, rice, etc).
No.927813
>>927792
No, call the cawps.
No.927814
>>927745
>>927746
>>927747
>>927749
You've gone to far anon. There is no curse in Anon, Shitposters, or the tongues of Normalfags for this treachery
No.927821
>>927812
Which Gochiusa would you want to milk and make into butter? You cannot pick Chimame.
No.927823
>>927812
>you can even make milk out of stuff without tits (almonds, rice, etc)
But that's not actually milk. It's not a nutritive liquid produced by mammals for their offspring. It is not dairy.
No.927829
>>927749
Was a ban necessary, I mean he probably already died from bleeding out his mouth and anus before bursting into flames.
No.927834
>>927829
A thousand deaths are not punishment enough for the gween tawfee menace.
No.927840
>>927821
Chiya, and I'd let her name the final product.
No.927842
>>927745
Isn't a whole mug of Moka coffee a bit much? It's usually pretty strong unless you're using bad beans.
No.927844
>>927842
I've gained immunity to caffeine and now I can barely feel it.
It feels like it's 1/3 the concentration of an espresso anyway, so yeah, a mug is about right for me.
>>927813
What's going on here?
No.927845
>>927813
If youre going to be snorting green tea it better be high grade shincha. Whatever you are snorting on needs to be a ChiyaxSharo lewd book.
No.927846
>>927845
And use a 10,000 yen bill as a tube.
No.927849
>>927845
>>927846
Snorting matcha is the only thing that makes sense, frankly. Since it is a powder and all.
Gee, now it's got me thinking: What would snorting matcha be like, anyway?
No.927852
>>927849
Most green tea powders add natural chems to it to keep people from doing just that, so I imagine it would just give you a sneezing/coughing fit and silicosis if you did it repeatedly. Much like cocaine, it probably has to pass the blood barrier in order to take effect, so you'd need to add powdered glass to the mixture to make it work properly. At that point you'll want to add a crushed up tylenol tablet to keep the burning sensation at bay.
No.927853
>>927852
In order words, it's better to just consume it like you're supposed to.
No.927859
>>927852
>Most green tea powders add natural chems to it to keep people from doing just that
Why? What's the point?
No.927862
>>927859
People do stupid things, anon. It's like how they add bittering agents to rat poison because people kept eating it.
No.927863
>>927862
I thought that was so it was harder to poison people with it because they would notice the taste.
No.927865
>>927853
Or anon is supposed to by fresh whole leaves and grind it into matcha. Can't do much about the blood barrier though. just mix some matcha into saline and inject it. You haven't taken enough until your sclera turn matcha green.
No.927931
>>927862
Stupid though it may be, the consequences of snorting matcha aren't anything more than an irritated nose and wasted money.
I find it hard to understand why manufacturers would add chemicals to prevent it.
No.927933
>>927931
That might be the consequences for the individual, but the consequence to a company could be more severe if a certain individual is dumb enough to snort matcha and money-grubbing enough to sue because, "they didn't know snorting matcha wasn't a good idea and the company took no measures to prevent it". People thought it was dumb that a company could be sued for selling someone hot coffee but here we are.
No.927937
>>927933
They could just print a how-to-use to the package, and a warranty that they are not responsible for the misuse of this product. That would be quite a lot simpler and cheaper than adding chemicals.
No.927940
>>927931
I agree. It sounds more like an urban legend than anything based in fact.
>>927933
That hot coffee case has been wildly misrepresented by the media. Anyway, it doesn't apply in this case because snorting a bit of matcha powder can't cause severe injuries.
No.927941
>>927937
Like the other anon said, people have sued and won because they bought hot coffee and got burned. The cup did not have "warning hot" written in a big enough font and the coffee was not in a double paper cup. There is a reason why McDonalds has that double cup thing as standard now. The legal system is amusing enough to force the producer of the goods to take measures to protect themselves because it is "reasonably" foreseeable that the customer is an idiot. Its much cheaper to spend $100k on warning labels and cup redesigns than it is to pay lawyers to argue over the temperature of coffee and face public/media whining.
If this interests you, look into negligence law and warning labels. There is a short list of things that offer more documented evidence of human stupidity.
No.927944
>>927941
The thing is, they had received numerous reports of burns from the coffee in the past and had settled out of court every time. They were well aware people were getting burned by their drinks (which were ~20°C hotter than every other coffee shop in the area) and took very little action to prevent it.
I very much doubt the same is true of any matcha manufacturer.
No.927945
>>927749
>(USER WAS SMITED FOR HERESY)
See that guy? You don't want to be that guy, right? That's why you use blacktea and coffee to make your recaf.
No.927946
File: f72599d1d82a680⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 38.5 KB, 620x430, 62:43, mcdonalds coffee lawsuit i….jpg)
>>927933
>a company could be sued for selling someone hot coffee but here we are.
It was more than just "idiot didn't realize coffee was hot". It was unreasonably and unnecessarily hot; if it caused such horrific burns to someone's legs, what would it do to your mouth if you actually tried to drink it? McDonald's even conceded during the court proceedings that it was, as served, undrinkably hot.
Spoiled for 3D injuries. Relevant enough to not be a 2d/3d barrier issue, I'd say.
No.927951
>>927946
Jesus christ.
What was the idea behind making it that hot in the first place? Was it just a mistake?
No.927952
>>927946
>It was more than just "idiot didn't realize coffee was hot"
Oh come on how bad could it-
Jesus fuck
No.927953
>>927946
Now I feel bad for all the shit she got for the hot coffee shit. The fuck it's water not fucking liquid iron why would it need to be that hot ever?
No.927954
>>927946
>Boss, the coffeemaker asks me to put in a temperatur. What am I supposed to do?
<What's wrong, you never brewed coffee before? Just set it to about 200 degree.
>It says "200C". Is that alright?
<Uhm uh well yeah, duh it stands for "200 degree coffee"! Just brew the damn coffee, dumbass.
No.927957
>>927946
The temperature wasn't 4000C but boiling water exposure for the time it takes to at the very least get the seatbelt off, out of the car, and shed clothing would melt skin like you posted. At least 1 minute of exposure, maybe longer. This happened in a drive through right?
No.927965
>>927964
A lot of people forget that lawsuits are essentially a method for common, ordinary folks to bring businesses and larger corporations to task in a public way. In that sense, yes, absolutely. Unfortunately a lot of people missed the point even at the time of the event and it's since been held up as a "ha ha idiot coffee is hot" thing.
No.927971
>>927953
Their assumption behind keeping it at molten teperatures was that nobody was drinking it when they first got it and that it'd be a right temperature when they got to their destination.
Obviously didn't account for human error.
No.927972
>>927946
All these years and I only ever thought of her as the "negligence lawsuit" trendsetter, and that seemed to be the common consensus. The "burgers sue over anything" bit started with this. Not once was I ever told that this happened.
No.927973
>>927971
Why not just make cups that insulate better? Though I think I already know the answer to that and it's that it would cost more.
No.927980
>>927823
why is it called rice milk or almond milk or soy milk if it's not actually milk?
Checkmate, atheists.
No.927981
Is instant coffee (powder) the coffee equivalent of matcha? I was vaguely wondering if there was a coffee equivalent to snort like matcha. Or if you could mix the two into a drink
>>927980
Its white like milk and has similar material properties?
No.927984
>>927981
Matcha is one of the better forms of gweentea whereas powder is the worst form of cawfhee so I don't know where you get that comparison. Instant coffee powder is like the equivalent of crack to matcha's cocaine.
No.927986
>>927984
What about finely ground beans for espressos? Is that a similar quality product? I dont know anything about coffee beyond beans, hot water, and bitter
No.927991
>>927986
I find freshly ground beans taste the best, instant always has an off-taste to me.
No.927993
>>927986
I think the finest is for Turkish style coffee.
No.928041
>>927971
It's far more sinister than that. McDonald's had a policy of giving free refills on coffee, as long as you were in the store. The idea behind the super-hot coffee was that most people wouldn't drink it until they had already left, thus eliminating the expense of the free refills.
That was one of the reasons why the woman won: McDonald's had chosen to make the coffee undrinkably hot as a cost-saving business decision.
No.928065
>>927986
Cawfee is pretty simple, really.
Beans are grown, harvested, roasted, and then ground into powder which is steeped in water to produce coffee.
Naturally, each step has a million details and variations for coffee autists to obsess over.
Instant coffee is regular coffee as above that's been dehydrated to produce dissolvable granules. It tastes shit.
Now I wonder if you could snort ground coffee through one nostril and matcha through the other.
No.928185
>>927972
It's sad how successful McDonald's lawyers were in affecting public opinion of her.
No.928189
>>928065
instant coffee is brewed coffee that is then freeze dried or spray dried:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instant_coffee
I don't know much about matcha, but I think it's just finely ground whole leaves, so you drink the little tiny bits of leaf along with the water.
Fundamentally, even with espresso (which uses finely ground beans), you don't ever actually drink the grounds when drinking coffee.
No.928202
>>928189
>Fundamentally, even with espresso (which uses finely ground beans), you don't ever actually drink the grounds when drinking coffee.
<He doesn't own an old-fashioned copper percolator where the grounds end up inside your mean cup of joe
No.928209
>>928065
Its like you pussies have never drunken German WW1 coffee substitute made from turnips.
No.928210
>>928209
I just eat fresh Birch tree leaves instead.
No.928220
>>928209
Tried dandelion coffee? I like more than actual coffee.
No.928224
>>928209
>coffee substitute made from turnips
Damn, I kinda want to try that now.
No.928226
>>928202
Nothing wrong with that, although I don't drink coffee as much as I used to. I think it makes my anxiety worse and makes my heart feel kinda weird. Usually I just go for half a cup in the morning but that's about it.
>>928209
there's also chicory, which is actually somewhat common in the US. Never had it myself but it's popular enough that they sell it in stores here in the south.
No.928280
>>928220
>Tried dandelion coffee?
I have, there is a number of plants you can make coffee substitute from but most of them either are a bitch to gather(dandelion roots are tiny) or made from plants(grains) that would also become rare in times of a food shortage.
Turnips on the other hand are massive, you can get a lot of coffee substitute out of a single root and the supply of it is really resilient against chaos in the food market.
>>928224
1. Get a nice big Turnip the size of a babies head, cut it in small stripes and dry them in the oven.
2. Once they are completely dry toast them in a pan without fat until they become so dry, that they are brittle.
3. Crush the brittle stripes into powder and use it like coffee.
No.928325
>>927650
>To hell with Asuka and Rei
Misatofag detected.
Opinion discarded.
No.928330
>>927862
Wouldn't that stop rats from eating it too?
No.928351
>>928330
a human has to eat a lot of rat poison to die, but a rat only needs a little bit. Even if the rat tastes the bittering agent, it's already eaten enough to bleed out from every orifice.
No.928353
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>928330
>Wouldn't that stop rats from eating it too?
Rats have a very different sense of taste compared to humans. It's why capsacin also has almost no effect on them even in levels that would make a human sick.
No.928361
>>927690
Clearly it's the brand.
No.928371
>>927690
>I've just started watching this
What do you think of it so far?
No.928938
>>928226
If you have anxiety drinking coffee can make it worse, I usually only drink some when I study because of that.
No.928993
>>928353
This vid has sent me down a fucking rabbit hole of shit I never knew i was interested in. I hope you're happy.
>>928938
Yeah, I figured. Sucks because I love the smell and taste of coffee.
No.928997
>>928993
>This vid has sent me down a fucking rabbit hole of shit I never knew i was interested in. I hope you're happy.
Shawn Woods is one of the few people on youtube I still watch, right next to Graystillplays and Kiwami Japan, so yes. I am very happy, and I'm glad you enjoy learning about mouse/rat traps and similar topics as much as I do, anon.
Polite sage for off-topic.
No.928998
>>928938
It's actually caffeine in general, not just coffee.
No.929038
>>928796
Purple is the best color. Objectively.
>>928938
It's true. My anxiety got really out of control at some point and I was having panic attacks and occasionally passing out. Drinking coffee would make it even worse. I stopped drinking coffee for a few months after that. Now I can control my anxiety a little better because I'm medicated. I ended up drinking coffee again, but now I don't do it much. But even after that, I drank three cups in two or three hours and it made me feel like shit. For a long time, before almost going completely insane, I was drinking more than two liters of coffee every single day. As you can imagine, it wasn't very healthy.
>>928993
>Sucks because I love the smell and taste of coffee.
With or without sugar? I abandoned sweeteners entirely a long time ago. I really like the bitter taste. Probably because I'm a bitter person. From what I heard, people that like bitter things tend to be bitter themselves, or sociopaths. It may sound like complete bullshit, but normal people don't seem to like anything bitter, so maybe it's true to some extent.
No.929101
>>928353
That guy is like American SoL, as well as MRE Steve.
>farmer/hunter loli getting all giddy about finding new traps and taking care of her family's farm
>slightly swole ASMR loli eating MREs, will try to smoke the old cigarettes but has coughing fits
>"nice hiss, aniki"
No.929157
>>928353
>rodents can't into bitterness
Rats really seem to not give a single shit, but my guinea pigs used to go apeshit once they bit down on a grape seed.
Fascinating.
No.929191
>>928997
Have you heard of AvE? If technical stuff is something you like then I think you might like him. Really technical shit but the guy is really charismatic I think, a total bro canadian.
>>929101
Steve is fucking great too, totally off topic now but you can buy jap rations here:
https://kommandostore.com/collections/tools-accessories-and-snacks/products/japanese-self-defense-force-battle-ration-mre
The store is legit, I've ordered from them before. Actually kinda suprised they're still available.
>>929038
>With or without sugar?
no sugar, no milk. If it's not black I don't want it. I drink maybe half a cup in the mornings these days, but I try to not drink more than that.