No.902484
Come one, come all - it's time for another rabbit rabbit thread!
When you wake up on the first of the month, if thing first thing you say out loud is "rabbit rabbit rabbit", you'll be blessed with good luck for a month!
Hope you guys have been keeping warm this winter. I just had a big snowstorm hit yesterday. Heavy snowfall, 40+MPH winds, and -25°F windchill!
No.902489
Do you ever not get tired of this? Can't you go to some more popular place and curse them there?
No.902491
>>902489
I just wanted to spread around a good luck charm and increase the happiness of the anons here on 8chan because I care about you guys.
>>902490
She's the best bun.
No.902509
No matter what the others say, this place would be sadder if you left. Keep coming please.
No.902516
Monthly reminder that
IT'S A DEMON, DON'T DO IT
No.902518
I'M GONNA SMOOCH A RABBIT!
No.902637
The demon has returned again this month.
No.902641
>>902491
>increase the happiness
Still waiting.
No.902770
>>902668
What are they gonna do? Kill a rabbit?
By the time they are gone they rabbits will have reproduced three more generations. There is no stopping them.
No.902778
>>902777
Get in Losers we're going to kill some rabbits.
No.902782
>>902778
>>902777
Do not kill the rabbits!
No.902841
>>902782
Yeah, why kill them when you can enslave them?
No.902849
>>902484
>Heavy snowfall
Are you an America bun too anon? I haven't gotten a lot of snow but it's been extremely cold up here in the single and negative digits!
No.902863
No.902868
>>902821
This is what the demon thread deserves.
No.902878
>>902849
Yep, living in the mitten state. We got buried in 2 feet of snow and pummeled with freezing winds that made the snow scatter and obscure everything. Almost got frostbite trying to get home from work yesterday. Not a good idea trying to walk in that sort of weather.
Thankfully we had work called off for today (and Monday too). Surprised we had work at all yesterday.
No.902888
>>902821
If I'm going to hell,
I'M TAKING THE RABBIT WITH ME
No.902928
>>902878
Sounds terrible, heard it was pretty bad over where you live. While it is also pretty bad in New England, I don't think we got hit as hard as you.
Hope it goes well for you. Warm up while your off of work.
No.902935
>>902928
Thanks. Looks like we'll get a half day of work in tomorrow so I'm gonna need it.
No.902964
>>902888
Trips of truth. Take a rabbit some place warm.
No.903064
>>902964
Pot seems warm enough
No.903189
>>903187
This! Eating trash isn't healthy.
No.903213
I said it this morning. I hope the Rabbit brings me good fortune this month. I could use it.
No.903231
"Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit" were the first words to leave my mouth this morning, but it was long after I woke up.
Does the magic still work in this case?
No.903247
>>903231
Yep, you're good. Hope you have a good month!
No.903269
No.903279
>>903269
Stew, soups and just plain old flying on a field shovel over a fire that may not have been a tire at some point.
No.903288
>>903269
>>903279
Please do not eat the rabbits.
>>903285
Good luck!
No.903289
Rabbits are for sneaking up on while they play and for holding underwater by their feet.
No.903294
>>903288
What about hats? Can I turn the rabbits into fur hats?
No.903297
>>903289
That's dangerous.
>>903294
Only if you count putting a rabbit on your head as a hat.
>>903295
Do not.
No.903302
I said my rabbits. I could really use some luck this month.
No.903314
We had a -12 degree (freedomheit) maximum here a few days ago, here's hoping the forecasts are true and the weather gets better.
RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT
No.903366
>forgot to say it
I guess I'm suffering the rabbit's wraith this month.
No.903367
>>903308
Lewd.
>>903314
Hoping for that warmer weather myself. Good luck!
>>903366
Sorry dude. There's always next time!
No.903375
>>903366
At least you got some sweet dubs.
>>903367
>There's always next time!
Unless he dies this month. The rabbit works in mysterious ways.
No.903378
I forgot my rabbits in December, but instead I got unlucky in January, when I started again. Hope February will be better.
No.903474
Remembered for the first time in several months, let's hope my luck comes through.
No.903477
I always forget to say it. At this point I think I'm already used to the monthly struggle but I guess I'll still try again next month.
No.903479
>>903477
One way to remember it is to sleep completely nude. Works almost always, unless you are used to sleeping nude from time to time.
No.903480
No.903481
>>903480
Fuck, me too. My first line each morning is "fuck my life" or "I want to kill myself".
No.903512
>>903378
May this month treat you better.
>>903474
Good luck!
>>903477
>>903480
>>903481
Try again next month!
>>903479
Sleep nude and think lewdly of rabbits when you go to sleep. Maybe you'll have a happy (wet) dream!
No.903514
>>903512
I want to hug you.
No.903730
>Forgot my rabbits for January
>nearly fail all exams I take, only barely make it
>problem arises and begins to threaten my future
>said my rabbits on the first of February
>take an exam on the second
>100% sure I passed
>also found a simple solution to the problem
The rabbit works. I don't know how, but it works.
No.904777
I suppose I am a complete fool. I keep seeing foxes, yet things always tend to go awry on other aspects of life whenever I seem to see one or say "fox fox" in the beginning of the month. I saw a fox yesterday. It just jogged right past me. Distance was something like five meters or so. He or she didn't much care that I was there, he was hunting. I watched that fox for a while, and then he sprinted after something. Rabbit probably. I hope he ate well that evening, for I sure as hell haven't had much of luck during these last few weeks due to my infinite retardation.
No.904915
>>902484
>Say the spell for the first time
>2 good luck charms that my grandma gifted me last month broke just a few days ago
I...Is this a sign ? the rabbit demon will come for me and bring me misfortune ?
No.904942
>>903730
Hope you passed!
>>904777
Foxes? Pretty strange to have them not mind your presence. I never even come across them outside of a nature center or zoo. Foxes are commonly seen as tricksters in superstition, so be careful!
>>904915
Apparently you should replace them right away, since they've protected you from something. The rabbit rabbit charm has no negatives associated with it, so it shouldn't be the cause of anything. Hope you stay lucky!
No.908827
A short month like this one means we get to play sooner!
No.908834
HARK!
A DEMON! A DEMON, I TELL YOU!
NOTHING BUT PAIN AND PERIL AWAITS YOU IN THE ARMS OF THE RABBIT!
>>904915
Are you still alive anon?
No.908835
Tewifag is a faggot, Tewi herself is a cute scamming scamp of a lolibaba. I'm still not saying the heathen chant though.
No.908842
>>904942
I did pass, with flying colours in fact.
But I am writing another, much more difficult exam tomorrow, and my luck for this month has been less than stellar.
I could really use some extra luck tomorrow.
Would it work if I said some early rabbits?
No.908844
>>908835
Fair enough.
>>908842
Good luck with your exam! According to the original charm, it has to be on the first. Maybe if you tried turning it into a good luck chant for daily use, but I'm not sure how to go about that.
No.909239
No.909377
I forgot it's February.
The first words I said in March were 'oh shit that's right, it's February'.
No.909378
>>909377
How is it February if it's March?
No.909379
>>909378
My mind was still living in February when I said it.
No.909380
>>909379
I see. Morning grogginess can have that kind of effect.
Hope you have a good month!
No.909383
>>909380
Well it's still only 15 minutes past midnight where I am. Would the Rabbit God notice if I pretended the day starts at 1AM? Is the Rabbit God a merciful God?
No.909384
>>909383
Saying it at both midnight and in the morning has been pretty routine for me. Do you have a smartphone? You could set an alarm with a custom ringtone to remind you to say it.
No.909492
Don't forget your rabbits!
No.909528
I forgot to say my rabbits last month, but I won't forget now!
RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT!
No.909623
I said my rabbits and had a great day.
Thank you rabbit, I can already feel the luck!
No.909693
I said my rabbits in the morning, and now I'm going to play a tabletop rpg
I hope the bunny god gives me 20 rolls...
No.909733
Think it's been asked before, but does it still count if you said it some time after you woke up, but you hadn't said anything else prior?
No.909735
>>909733
You'll know by the end of the month
No.909740
>>909733
It does count. Good luck!
No.909845
I've never said it. I don't think I ever will. It just doesn't matter. If things get harder than they are currently, I'll find a way to pull through. If bad luck would make me sick, I'd heal up. If I were to die or become a cripple, then so shall it be. I just hope my family wouldn't be too sad, that would actually suck.
No.909849
>>909845
Believing that something is going to give you good luck won't make things work, unless you rely on that luck, which you should never do in the first place.
Give it a try next month. It's fun.
No.909850
>>909845
I said it once and not just me, but also my whole family had a horrible time afterwards
No.909857
>>909850
I forgot to say it once and it was absolutely shitty until the following month.