No.891813
Bakas are the best and a miracle of the universe, do not bully bakas. Bakas are for love and impregnation. That is all.
No.891814
Bakas are quite smug though, I think it's perfectly fine to bully bakas while showering them with love.
No.891817
>>891813
Why is Yasuna so smug?
No.891820
>>891813
Wouldn't my child also be a baka? Having to raise a baka seems quite tough.
No.891821
Bakas are okay but Ahos are infinitely better.
No.891826
>>891821
Agreed. But how to tell them apart when it's not so obvious?
No.891829
>>891826
Ahos announce themselves proudly as being Ahos. Bakas are pointed out as being Bakas by others.
No.891832
>>891829
I see, there did seem to be some kind of active/passive difference. Perhaps if you call a baka a baka enough, she can accept who she is and bloom into an aho.
No.891837
>>891813
If I were to find any area of your statement that I disagree with, it would be that bakas deserve to be bullied tenderly and sexually rather than to not be. The rest of the statement stands.
No.891838
>>891813
Bakas are best indeed, for my dick
No.891844
Bakas are NOT for pumping and dumping! Even if they are broken in by the benis and turned into ahos who gets addicted to the taste of z/a/men and starts crying when (you) are absent for too long, responsibility must be taken post mindbreak to avoid a tragic ending.
If you break a baka hymen, you must give her the diamond.
If you get a baka to bone, you gotta give her the stone.
If the baka gets a belly bun, you have to be her Only One.
No.891849
Do you take your baka with cream or sugar?
No.891853
>>891849
I take her deliciously brown and loli-sized.
No.891877
>>891844
Have fun with your 2 INT wife and kids
No.891893
I really like it when a baka/aho has quite a good body, but no one ever comments on this in the series. Arai-san is a stretch because they mostly have the same body, but it fits her, being a baka.
No.891896
>>891877
Well yeah that anon probably will have fun with a 2 INT family.
No.891901
>>891893
Fucking phoneposting. Other examples of bakas with secretly lewd bodies are Sanae from Ikamusume and Aho Girl.
No.891913
>>891844
You made me giggle, anon. Underrated post.
No.891917
>>891817
>Why is Yasuna so smug?
Her off the charts Vitality and Luck synergizes well giving her smugly powers.
No.891950
>>891896
That could be a fun manga, the adventures of anon and his baka wife and daughters.
No.891956
What about a show entirely about a group of bakas?
No.891967
>>891838
I got a much better one
No.891990
>>891917
So it's kinda like retards strength, but instead it's retard smug?
No.892000
>>891877
If they get a tard str bonus, it's worth it, I think.
No.892004
Who were the bakas of 2018?
No.892008
>>891956
I only see one baka. But a pervert and number one super genius are fine too
No.892009
>>892008
I see three. Blue baka, red baka, and yellow baka.
No.892011
>>892009
Megumin isn't a baka, she's just a hothead.
No.892012
>>892011
>Arch Wizard that only knows one spell
>can only use that spell once per day
>falls over and can't move after using said spell
Megumin is a huge baka.
No.892016
>>891877
>wife and kids get 2 INT
>put all other points into CHA
>anon convinces them to be his own harem
>incestuous retarded hot family fun
Still worth it.
No.892033
>>891849
I'll add my own cream to that baka.
No.892034
>>891956
Aqua is pretty hot for a baka.
No.892036
>>892034
Darkness is hotter.
No.892039
>>892008
>number one super genius
You mean an immature loli, right?
Not that there's anything wrong with immature lolis.
No.892040
>>892012
If you want to blame anyone then blame Kazuma for not putting points into Advanced Magic when she gave him her card to do so. Instead he just made her explosion stronger and got Megumin to fall for him.
No.892042
>>892036
Darkness isn't Baka enough.
No.892050
>>892042
She's baka enough to have an entire volume of the LN all about her being a baka.
No.892087
>>892036
Darkness is worst girl.
No.892088
No.892090
>>892039
Get out of here, Yunyun, you don't have any friends.
it's okay, none of us do
No.892094
>>892088
>>892087
I wonder which cult could be behind these two postings. Really makes you wonder.
No.892095
Best Konosuba is the Newbie Succubus.
No.892096
>>892034
> pretty hot for a baka.
That might be one reason why there are so many bakas and the baka genes continues to exist and propagate even now. Of course, there is also the physically ugly bakas, those also exists. But the Baka genes appears to be remarkably stubborn, my current suspicion is there is still a poorly understood link between the attraction trait(s) and the baka trait somehow.
No.892097
>>892087
>>892088
>>892094
>>892095
Best girl is the faceless girl that was nearly run over by Tractor-Sama.
No.892098
>>892097
>nearly run over
Everyone still laughs about your dumb dying face, hikkineet.
No.892100
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>>892096
I never found her attractive in the anime or in Mishima Kurone's art but some of the fan art and promotional material the damegami gets makes my dick diamonds.
Her softness must be divine.
No.892109
>>892094
>Wanting the NTR/corruption-loving masochist who despises the idea of being married to a good man and wants to get kidnapped and "raped" by monsters and fat bald bastards while everyone watches
Even without being an Axis cultist Aqua is clearly leagues better than that trash. Aqua loses to Megumin and her imouto and Eris of course, but she's still a decent choice.
>>892095
Succubus was cute.
No.892122
I want to marry this baka and make her happy.
No.892125
>>892095
That's not Wiz, but it's certainly a Top 5 choice, so well done.
No.892134
>>892096
Also that she's a goddess
All goddesses can make themselves attractive.
No.892138
>>892122
I want to bully this baka and make her cry.
No.892140
I would feel like I had left someone down if I didn't post my waifu in here.
At the same time I feel very guilty for posting my waifu in here.
No.892142
>>892140
>posting your waifu here
Fool! Now that I know who she is, I'm going to draw lewd images depicting her in compromising situations!
No.892143
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>>892122
I want to impregnate this baka and take responsibility.
No.892149
>>892138
Everyone can see your dirty pillows, Raphie.
>>892100
>>892134
In Aqua's case she has her godly metabolism and constitution to be able to sit on her ass doing nothing but snacking and scamming helping NEETs into either the afterlife or mystery prize behind door #2 for how long was it, centuries, millenias? Any other mortal creature would gain pig disgusting fat and cellulite while all she gains is delicious warm softness in all the right places.
No.892153
>>892012
Friendly reminder most bakas have an INT of 8-12, they just have a WIS of 3.
No.892154
>>892153
That highly depends on the baka but I wouldn't say that a typical baka has enough common knowledge for "average INT".
No.892159
I love Uma, she's my wife.
No.892161
>>892159
>that gif
I don't remember that scene at all. Well, it's been a while since I watched it anyways.
No.892163
>>892159
Thick long futa dong!
No.892171
>>892161
I think that scene is from episode 9.
No.892174
>>892171
Thanks but I'll soon find out anyways.
No.892175
>>892016
You fool, you've introduced inbreeding into the equation.
Any further children would have a -10 int debuff.
No.892182
I like my bakas with eye patches.
No.892185
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Why are some bakas very genki, what is the source of that energy.
No.892187
No.892204
>>892163
No. Small futa penis.
No.892205
>>892185
Pure autismium. A rare element found only inside a pure hearted baka.
No.892208
>>892182
Rikka isn't a baka, she's mentally ill.
No.892210
>>892208
Being a chunni isn't a mental illness.
No.892231
>>892140
Don't feel guilty.
Tsukasa might be a bit of a baka sometimes, but she's a cute baka who's fun to bully. The world needs bakas like that.
No.892250
>>892244
It depends on the situation.
Tomomi took INT as a dump stat, while Mikage did the same with WIS. They're both complete bakas from time to time though.
No.892302
>>892250
I forgot the difference between INT and WIS. Am I the baka?
No.892304
>>892302
You need a healthy amount of INT and WIS to not be a baka in one way or another. You don't need much of either to avoid bakadom, you just need enough of each.
No.892350
>>892302
Yes, you're a baka.
INT is academic intelligence while WIS is street smarts or intuition.
No.896010
>tfw Usagi is the first girl that got me sexually attracted to Bakas
No.896015
>>892159
Of course the brown cute has the biggest one.
No.896023
How much is too much for a baka?
No.896058
>>896023
I'm not sure but aioi-san has just the right amount
No.896081
>>891902
>visible ribs
I need this.
No.896097
>>896010
She is the purest baka who will save the universe with hugs.
No.896165
Are all bakas stupidly fertile.
No.896180
>>896165
Sometimes they're so baka that they're infertile, sometimes they're so baka that they can get without even having sex.
Baka comes in many forms.
No.896197
>>896180
>sometimes they're so baka that they can get without even having sex.
No.896227
>>896023
When their feminine penis is bigger.than yours
No.896339
>>892122
I want to kick this bakar from eternal paradise.
No.896357
>>896023
I'd pay $100 dollarinos to cuddle and hug a short baka.
No.896368
>>892159
I want that brownie to cuddle me.
No.896383
Friendly reminder it's 201⑨ the year of the baka. Make sure to provide your bakas with love and care inbetween bullying them.
No.896388
>>896383
>ywn use cirno as an ice cube
>ywn pour vodka over her perky breasts and lick it off her
>ywn have slow cuddly sex with cirno to cool off during a hot day
No.896401
>>896383
>Starving your baka
Don't do this.
No.896425
>>896383
And reminder that all fairies are bakas, so don't forget to treat Clowpi and the others accordingly too.
No.896426
>>896425
I want to hatefuck clownpiece until she mindbreaks then cuddle and take care of her until she gets smug again then repeat the cycle.
No.896430
>>892142
You had two weeks. Show me those god damned lewds, faggot.
No.896438
>>896430
Not that anon but here.
No.896478
>>896438
Can you explain your diagram. Because right now it looks like a giant female spider or insectoid with mountain on the background, a roadblock or barrier(?) and a larger gargantuan disembodied floating head sucking on a pacifier. I'm not exactly judging, just trying to figure out the basic orientation of your diagram.
No.896479
>>896401
What's the optimum diet for a baka? I think lots of headpats.
No.896482
>>896478
It is your standard fat man nailing her from behind, done in absolutely terrible art.
No.896486
>>896482
>>896438
I thought I would be mad if someone did this to my waifu, but the Q U A L I T Y of your drawings makes it funny.
No.896504
>>896388
>You will never have cold dicked sex with cirno
Why even try anymore?
No.896506
>>896504
Because Ice-play is overrated as hell.
No.896513
>>896506
I agree. Wax-play would be nicer to test out with her.
No.896517
>>896513
>Wanting exploding wax balls
You madman.
No.896525
>>896517
>not wanting your waxballs to explode on Chiru
You faggot.
No.896545
>>896517
Why would they explode?
Are you imagining Cirno constantly being covered in a layer of condensation?
No.896561
>>896545
No, Cirno is actually a flour mill, with massive amounts of aerated flour dust, and the open flame of a candle would likely cause a massive explosion that would set the nearby town on fire.
No.896591
Is there such a thing as too baka?
No.896592
>>896591
No, Baka is Baka. If it weren't cute, it wouldn't be Baka.
Is there such a thing as being too stupid to remain cute? Yes.
No.896637
Would you accept a baka's confession?
No.896641
>>896591
I have not seen it, but I have seen near it.
No.896646
>>896637
I'd reject it and wait for her reaction, then I'd bop her on the head for being a baka and thinking I didn't already love her.
No.896793
>>896637
Yes, but I would run away after knocking her up and come back with a ring once she starts to cry.
No.896809
>>896646
>Your Baka wakes up one day thinking she's late for High School.
>Runs out the door in a fit, with toast in her mouth.
>Suddenly she sees you as you're walking down the road.
>She gets flustered, and in a fit she makes a declaration of love to you.
>You smile, and respond in kind, accepting her proposal and say you'll take care of her for the rest of your life.
> You then tell your wife of 17 years to head back home, and take off your daughter's school uniform so it won't be late.
>This is the third time this month.
No.896810
>>896637
We are already engaged.
>>896809
>not waking your baka-wife with a cup of coffee or ho-chocolate in bed to make sure she starts her day off comfy and at a decent time
No.896811
>>896809
That sounds more like dementia than baka.
No.896816
>>896809
It would be better if it was your daughter and wife confessing.
No.896827
>>896811
>not fucking your baka wife so hard she loses her last remaining brain cells
No.896866
>>896810
>ho-chocolate
Sounds like a kinky drink
No.896891
>>896545
>Why would they explode?
You know what happens when warm blood hits ice at a hockey game and splatters? It's basically the same reaction except with molten wax.
No.896920
>>896891
Honestly I've never watched a hockey game.
Blood shouldn't be hot enough to cause the ice to boil, so there shouldn't be any pressure which could make it explode. Any splatter is just conventional kinetic energy at work.
Molten wax could be hot enough to boil water, but there would have to be water there in the first place, hence my comment about condensation on Cirno. If Cirno's skin was dry, like I imagine it, then the wax might splatter and burn but wouldn't explode.
No.896942
>>896920
If it's blood, then travel through the air should cool it a little before it reaches Cirno's bare back.
No.897084
>>892040
That's because Kazuma is a real man who thinks with his dick.
Also, I notice a lot of errors in this thread. Chuuni != baka. There's a lot of overlap in their behaviour, sure, but chuunis are delusional, whereas bakas just don't know any better. Which is why chunnis can be quite smart in areas where their delusions don't come into play, but bakas are baka no matter what.
No.897214
>>896641
This girl is a miracle of the universe and A-kun should take the responsibility for his imouto. She even more baka than MC.
No.897251
>>897222
I want to splash those bakas and lick Rikka's legs
No.898959
>>896023
How much to feed that baka my spicy hot chicken bar?
No.898972
>>898959
I am afraid that bakas are not for sale. Would you like to check our our stock of worst girls instead?
No.898978
>>898972
>no baka brunettes are available for sale
>how about a nosy cunt with ahoge instead?
How about a big fat no, you.
No.898981
>>898959
It says right there on the sign. 1回=100円.
No.900143
Seeing this thread made me think, have we perhaps entered the baka-age?
No.900192
>>900143
>Kanda Shouta
>can da shouta
>can the shota?
How can an elementary school shota live alone though?
>>900126
It's called bad taste.
No.900220
>>897084
But anon, you can be two things at the same time. And everyone in Konosuba is a baka.
No.900222
>>892210
It is when you're in high school.
No.900224
>>891844
I will murder the next faggot who says "(You)".
>>891849
Birdshot to the head, please.
No.900268
>>898981
I'm the baka? But that is impossible.
No.900846
I would do alot of dirty things to this small Baka
No.900850
>>891849
A lot of cream, please. I don't like black people,
No.900854
>>892350
More thoroughly, Int is storage efficiency, capacity, and recall. Wis is the ability to process and collate data, even data you don't intellectually comprehend, into a useful form for acting upon. It's also sensory perception and presence of mind. A foggy headed professor that locks himself out of his classroom weekly is high Int, low Wis. The barbarian that can size up the kind of man you are with a glance is low Int, high Wis.
No.900895
What is a baka's favorite card game?
Bakarat.
No.900898
>>900895
What is a bakas favorite casino game? Baka jack
No.900961
>>900895
What's a baka's favorite type of number?
Complex, because N=a+ni
What do bakas do when it's cold?
They go stand in the corners. Those have 90 degrees.
Why won't a baka take her laptop with her on a flight?
She is afraid the computer might crash.
Why do bakas dislike using Euler's identity?
The pi in exp(i*pi) makes them hungry.
Why do bakas dislike pirates?
See above. OR They prefer flat-rates.
No.900974
>>900961
Truly, bakarithmetic is strongest mathemagic.
No.900984
>>900974
Why do bakas always confuse Spanish and Geometry?
¿Hot Tango? ¿Chilli (sin(carne)/cos(carne))?
Why do bakas not like translation along more than one axis?
They don't want to carry around any more dictionaries.
Why are bakas really into rotation though?
In-very-ant Vectors.
Why should bakas never do linear algebra?
They will attempt some of those "Matrix" stunts.
Bakas are really good at figuring out if an alternating series is converging though.
They keep using Leibniz's rule expecting Leibniz-Cakes.
Why are bakas so bad at integration?
In-teehee-gration?
No.901119
>>900984
How does a baka differentiate a function?
Using Ahôpital's rule
No.901213
Any bakatricians here? So if you knock a baka up, how can she bear babies? They're scatterbrained and restless in many cases, so how can they concentrate when going through labor?
No.901215
>>901213
Bakacologist here. Once her water breaks, you'll want to knock her out or otherwise render her unconscious so that she can't hinder the process. It's safer for all involved.
No.901220
>>900846
I would do anything to lick the sweat from her taint.
No.901225
>>900846
>no fucking 1:1 figure or Figma of her
I'm beyond mad.
No.901249
>>901220
I would drink her bathwater.
No.901479
>>901119
Why do bakas prefer quadratic over cubic functions?
Who are you calling chubbic?!
No.901702
Why are bakas afraid of bees at day, but not at night?
They heard that ray-bees are infectious.
No.902240
Is there any bakanalytical body of research that has data and studies regarding hair color and incidence of the baka trait.
For example, what are the numbers of brunette bakas, are they more numerous compared to other hair colors. Are blonde bakas truly the most baka of all bakas, since my rough hypothesis currently is blue haired bakas seems to be the strongest of all the bakas so far observed in nature. What of ahos, are they really a separate branch from the garden variety of bakas, a mutation of the bakas, a more devolved form of bakas?
What of the chuunibakas, are they really a valid classification or a misnomenclature and not a true species on closer inspection?
No.902246
>>902240
From a quick glance through the shows containing memorable bakas that I've watched, brunettes win out slightly over reds and blacks, while blondes and blues are even further behind.
I'm not sure which the biggest bakas are though. It's a tough competition.
No.902254
>>902246
>he doesn't use google scholar for his academic research
I have bad news for you, anon.
No.902259
>>902254
https://scholar.google.com/scholar?start=0&q=baka+hair+color&hl=en&as_sdt=0,5
https://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007/978-4-431-55997-9_7
Transmission of Body Decoration Among the Baka Hunter-Gatherers
Abstract
>Tattoos are usually considered as a sort of body art or body decoration in human societies. Two questions are usually highlighted when considering tattoos: why the Baka want to have a tattoo (or multiple tattoos) on their body and how they think about their tattoo(s). This chapter describes various forms of body decoration among the Baka, focusing on differences in adornment patterns by age and sex, and it shows the environments and pathways through which these forms are socially transmitted. Baka body decoration, particularly piercing, branding, and tattooing, appears to be mostly the domain of women nowadays. Getting tattooed may be a strategy adopted by Baka females for enhancing desirability, marriageability, and finding mates, but tattooing and other body decorations also seem to be a means through which children and adolescents confirm their cultural identity with older generations.
No.902270
>>902246
Is Momoko also a baka?
No.902333
I want to adopt a smart baka.
No.902338
>>902333
I want to cuddle and count prime numbers with Cocoa!
No.902355
>>902338
I want to convince her that 1 is a prime number.
No.902419
>>902355
Maybe you are the baka.
No.902451
How much wood would a baka chuck if a baka could chuck wood?
None, she would misunderstand the question and attempt to sell seashells by the seashore.
No.902457
>>902240
>>902246
What do you make of pinks?
No.902520
>>902338
>>902355
I want to convince her that 0.99999... = 1
No.902583
>>902451
How many bakas does it take to change a light-bulb?
Pic related.
No.902585
>>902583
>2^n and n belongs to the set of natural numbers
What is n representing though? Are you saying that 2 or 4 bakas could change a lightbulb, but 3 or 5 couldn't?
Maybe I'm just being a baka myself?
No.902621
>>902585
Only even numbers of bakas can change a lightbulb, because they are afraid to pitch the ladder on uneven terrain.
No.902650
>>902520
Just say that "1/3 = 0.33333..." and multiply by 3 on both sides, that usually works.
No.902655
Is there such a thing as a serious baka? Maybe something that looks like your standard serious, no-nonsense ojou-sama, but her actions and what she says is pure baka? Or would that simply make her a ditz?
No.902688
>>902333
>6
What a fucking retard.
No.902735
>>902688
Notice she has a thumb up on her left hand. Cocoa is very smart and is actually counting seven!
No.902741
>>902688
>>902735
Anime Strassbourg is also very nearly anime Germany, so it makes sense that she would begin counting with her thumb. Sasuga Koi-sensei.
No.902771
No.902775
>>902457
>What do you make of pinks?
I have scarce info on them, as much or as little as greens unfortunately. A cursory glance leads me to believe at present brunette bakas are the most numerous, blondes to very light brunnettes veers into aho territory, blues are potentially the strongest with many qualifying as supernatural or godlike level of baka, and reds having a high cute factor yet also having the highest bullybait factor.
I need to delve deeper into the field of bakalogy.
No.903177
Bakabrows are the best eyebrows.
No.903476
>>902775
The pink bakas I posted are all intuitive leaders. I think this may be their major quality, like reds being bullyable and blondes being free-acting.
No.903632
I encountered a baka right here on this board!
No.903654
>>903632
>What about dying alone in a Hind D from being fired on by abed?
You encountered a genius too.
No.904466