No.883189
Happy birthday to best >>>/brit/ karen.
May you have many desus.
Post rare karens
No.883204
>>883189
Karen is so fucking cute that It's unbearable.
No.883226
>>883193
English girls aren't this cute.
No.883229
>>883226
No, they're cuter.
No.883230
>>883229
If English girls were that cute I would already have moved abroad and married at this point
No.883232
>>883193
I've had this running for about an hour straight and almost had 5 heart attacks during this. Thank you for posting this. It brightened up my day.
No.883237
>>883232
There's a lot of others on youtube, search karen desu, I can't remember the others. desu!
No.883239
>>883237
I know. I just wanted to say thanks despite this. Desu!
No.883243
No.883244
Get your ugly hapa ass out of here.
No.883256
>>883230
>going to England
Why not just take one and move to Alaska?
No.883259
Reminder that Karen moved to Japan after getting gangraped by a bunch of Pakis.
No.883268
>>883259
If you're going to shitpost, you could at least post the webm.
No.883299
I do not mean to invoke the forbidden but Karen is a symbol of the face of fartposting.
No.883303
>>883299
>fartposting
>the fetish is so shit that even the dedicated fartposter board keeps it in containment threads
No.883308
>>883299
Pretty sure that was Alisu
No.883313
>>883299
>>883308
Wasn't it Kyouko?
No.883331
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No.883356
>>883313
It was mainly Alice and Karen.
I honestly don't mind the fart fetish stuff - what bothers me is how unimaginative and repetitive the discussion around it ends up being. They could at least have the decency to come up with some short greentext stories or something.
No.883361
>>883356
>>883299
>>883308
Karen is the stinkiest and ugliest mosaic. Alisu does not smell.
No.883363
>>883361
This is what I'm talking about. It reads like two little kids shouting "no you smell", "no you smell" at each other over and over again. Regardless of what fetishes you're into, you can't claim it's anything but low-quality shitposting.
Please spend your energy doing something more interesting and productive like writing proper fanfiction about Arisu wearing diapers.
No.883371
>>883363
>spoiler
Nigger, I am going to murder you!
No.883458
>>883371
Right!? Everyone knows Arisu does not wear diapers, she just pisses panties instead!
No.883462
>>883458
A true yamato nadeshiko like Arisu doesn't wear any underwear!
No.883477
No.883483
>>883462
>>883458
>>883477
BE NICE TO ARISU! SHE IS CUTE, PURE, AND CLEAN!
No.883487
>>883483
Well I mean, I guess urine does sterilize things.
No.883506
>>883483
A clean and pure slut!
No.883509
>>883506
>>883487
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!
Alisu is a good girl! Do not bully her!
No.883511
>>883509
It would be bullying to deny a slut as big as Arisu the dick she so craves.
No.883512
>>883511
Arisu is not a slut!
No.883513
>>883487
No it doesn't, it just is sterile. And even then, that's only while it's still in the bladder and only if the bladder isn't infected with something. Once urine leaves the body and becomes exposed to the environment, you can basically write it off as contaminated. That's why catheters are inserted all the way into the urethra, to ensure that the urine samples collected are free from potential contamination.
Sage for massive autism.
No.883516
>>883513
Arisu's urethra pussy is so loose she has to wear a plug!
No.883553
>>883513
Does that mean I should stop peeing on the wounds of other people?
No.883558
>>883553
You can pee in my wound any day, anon.
No.883559
>>883553
Bump I also want to know this. This is an important question that could save someone's life one day please respond.
No.883562
>>883553
You don't ever pee on any wound. What the fuck? Who even taught you this?
This isn't 1910 anymore, where people use organic fertilizer (read: pig shit) everywhere and thus the smallest wound will get infected. Any normal wound that doesn't require a doctor to look at should be sufficiently clean without washing it out.
If it won't stop bleeding or it hurts very badly go see a doc.
If it's really dirty you can wash it out with saline solution. Even then, stopping the bleeding is a higher priority than washing the wound. You can always treat an infection, but you can't treat someone who has bleed out.
Any kind of liquid in the wound besides blood (their own you fucking degenerates) will make it harder for the platelets quickly to seal the wound and prevent an infection. Thus it is advised to either let a doc do the cleaning using saline solution, or using clean/boiled water with salt added that has cooled down to room temperature, and using as little liquid as possible.
Don't fucking pee on working platelets you sick fucks.
No.883574
>>883562
>Don't fucking pee on working platelets you sick fucks.
But it's okay to watch the platelets pee, right?
No.883580
File: 8ec5d730fc281ae⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 12.06 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Beware of the Karen - Hell….mp4)
File: 29c036d1a6f3f76⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 295.08 KB, 624x360, 26:15, karen chan is an airplane.mp4)
Ha. I feel that the 9/11 one could have had a shorter cut straight to the explosion, at least by a second.
>>883512
Sure.
No.883581
>>883562
I don't necessarily disagree, but I'm just pointing things out that are wrong with your post:
>This isn't 1910 anymore
Not a way to start an argument.
>where people use organic fertilizer (read: pig shit) everywhere and thus the smallest wound will get infected.
Not an argument.
Depends on the size of the wound, also, no rubbing alcohol, eh?
Also, I think fermented urine was used to brush teeth in ancient Rome.
No.883589
>>883562
I'm not sure if I should believe you. So far, it has worked with out fail.
>Got a splinter in your finger? I pee on it.
>Somebody cut his hand? I pee on it.
>Broke your nail? I pee on it.
>Strained leg? I pee on it.
>Headache? I pee on it.
No matter what it was, they forgot about their injury the moment I peed on it. Clearly it works.
No.883593
>>883581
>rubbing alcohol
Isopropyl alcohol causes scarring and slows healing of a wound due to it killing everything, its why when you do a FA course they tell you not to get the disinfectant wipe into the wound. I only know this because I dumped a 99% solution of it on a wound and it left what looked to be a scar from stitches. Iso is better used for immediately sanitizing an area i.e before you get a needle stuck in your arm let alone its many lab uses.
No.883618
>>883615
The pissposting returns.
No.883619
>>883226
This is modern London's streets according to anime.
No.883641
>>883593
Yes, I am aware of this. As I said, depends. A minor cat-scratch is a wound, and it's hard not to get some in, because of its small size.
No.883645
>>883619
They really have no idea.
No.883650
>>883645
To be fair, neither do all the American crossboarders from /pol/ who come here to derail threads.
No.883773
>>883462
>A true yamato nadeshiko like Arisu doesn't wear any underwear!
Very much true.
No.883779
>>883773
I want to give Alice a piggyback ride as she squirms uncomfortably from her crotch rubbing on my neck!
No.883835
>>883779
I want to squeeze her, tuck her into bed, and read to her while she squirms in discomfort from her full bladder.
No.883855
>>883835
Don't do that. She's gonna be piss.
No.883886
I want Shino to spoonfeed me her miso soup every morning.
No.883901
>>883835
>>883886
I had completely forgotten about Shino's existence even though I've opened this thread at least a half a dozen times.
No.883952
>>883855
Don't worry. I'm sure Alice already sleeps with a plastic sheet on her bed.
No.884003
>>883855
>>883773
Alisu does not wet herself!
No.884014
>>884003
Of course not, Shino makes sure to drink it all.
No.884073
I want to honk Honoka's honkers.
No.884226
I can't tell if the pissposters are just bullying alicefags in good humor or trying to become the new fartposters.