Christmas Collage Anonymous 12/02/17 (Sat) 08:24:02 No. 765126
It's already been another year. It's time to gather everyone and their waifus and make a Christmas collage image. Bring out your daki, your figurines, your posters, oppai mouse pads, and delicious cakes because you are gonna need them to make it another memorable picture.
As always I will only accept 400x400 png/jpg images. Use online tools if you dont have photoshop to avoid butchering aspect ratio. Submissions will be open until January 5th to give everyone time to post the perfect photo of their waifu behind a big beautiful Christmas or New Years themed shrine. You may optionally provide a short quote to add underneath your image.
See you in a month!
Post last edited at 12/02/17 (Sat) 08:31:48
Anonymous 12/02/17 (Sat) 08:28:22 No. 765128
Quote: I'll find you one day
Thanks as always collage-anon. You do a good thing.
Anonymous 12/02/17 (Sat) 10:12:50 No. 765145
I'm uninspired this year.
Anonymous 12/02/17 (Sat) 10:19:18 No. 765146
L’amour est un acte sans importance.
Anonymous 12/02/17 (Sat) 10:23:25 No. 765147
人
Could I ask you to position this character over his belt buckle, so that you can see the connection between the kanji and the power stance? The other pics are just there to show you what I mean.
Anonymous 12/02/17 (Sat) 11:21:31 No. 765157
>>765145
You need to scale your image
Anonymous 12/02/17 (Sat) 11:25:32 No. 765159
>>765157
I'm also a baka this year.
Anonymous 12/02/17 (Sat) 12:56:26 No. 765175
How was your Honeymoon OP?
Anonymous 12/02/17 (Sat) 14:21:18 No. 765200
>>765128
You should make this one the center, like the free square in bingo.
Anonymous 12/02/17 (Sat) 16:41:43 No. 765233
"Every year until you like her too."
Anonymous 12/02/17 (Sat) 17:37:25 No. 765248
"The comfiest time of the year!"
Anonymous 12/02/17 (Sat) 19:11:44 No. 765283
>>765175
Life with her is a never ending honeymoon Anon. Gonna hang a mistletoe under her bed.
Anonymous 12/02/17 (Sat) 20:54:46 No. 765323
Same quote as always
>Gas the kikes, race war now
Also for the text can you use #8400ff for the color with #000000 outline two pixels wide and feathered to three pixels?
Anonymous 12/02/17 (Sat) 20:55:12 No. 765324
>>765323
probably should upload it
Anonymous 12/02/17 (Sat) 21:17:15 No. 765333
Could anyone post the earlier collages? I've lost all the past ones.
Anonymous 12/02/17 (Sat) 21:25:58 No. 765334
>>765329
It was fine a couple years ago.
Anonymous 12/02/17 (Sat) 21:27:29 No. 765336
>>765329
You must be new here.
Anonymous 12/02/17 (Sat) 22:00:50 No. 765349
>>765333
I have two saved.
Anonymous 12/02/17 (Sat) 22:09:31 No. 765352
>>765349
Thanks, I'll back these up on multiple places this time.
Anonymous 12/02/17 (Sat) 22:28:08 No. 765360
I hope the fun never ends.
Anonymous 12/02/17 (Sat) 23:37:51 No. 765380
>>765370
Forgot to add a quote.
"More than one waifu and you'll lose your balls and whole laifu."
Anonymous 12/02/17 (Sat) 23:40:18 No. 765381
Ritsu wishes you a happy Christmas!
Anonymous 12/03/17 (Sun) 00:21:36 No. 765403
"Keep on going forward, you can do it."
Anonymous 12/03/17 (Sun) 00:27:03 No. 765404
There's no rush guys. Its preferable you at least make a little food offering whenever you celebrate so it looks better. Raw art is for poorfags.
Anonymous 12/03/17 (Sun) 00:28:50 No. 765405
>>765403
Santa outfits are cute.
>>765404
I need to get ramen to do a proper food offering.
Anonymous 12/03/17 (Sun) 00:40:24 No. 765410
>>765404
What kind of food offering, because I can take a picture of some fried church's chicken but that's all I have on hand.
Anonymous 12/03/17 (Sun) 00:44:44 No. 765412
>>765410
Would she enjoy that? If you think she would then I don't see why that wouldn't be fine.
Anonymous 12/03/17 (Sun) 00:45:40 No. 765414
>>765412
She probably would. Church's chicken is a pretty good fast food chain for chicken. I'll get to work on making it.
Anonymous 12/03/17 (Sun) 00:46:03 No. 765415
>>765404
I've used the same image for a year now and I'm not going to break that tradition.
Plus she's cute in said image. Don't want to bring her into 3DPD space.
Anonymous 12/03/17 (Sun) 01:05:27 No. 765420
>>765405
Thanks I thought it was cute as well.
>>765404
I might make a breakfast plate for her later on but I am still gonna have this image due to probable plans in the future that won't give me time.But I am gonna try my best for her.
Anonymous 12/03/17 (Sun) 07:55:10 No. 765541
"Here's to another year everyone!"
Anonymous 12/03/17 (Sun) 08:05:04 No. 765545
>>765349
Its weird seeing these pictures again. Its hard realizing how much time has passed.
I still kick myself for forgetting about this years Valentine's day
Anonymous 12/03/17 (Sun) 09:13:44 No. 765558
"See you on the countryside."
Anonymous 12/03/17 (Sun) 19:23:53 No. 765696
>>765323
>>765324
Since something happened I can assume someone sperged out and shitposted while I was at the pub. I was thinking about asking to use a different picture anyways so I should probably change my message so as to not cause drama and potential conflicts over an innocucuous statement by my wife.
Can we change it to this picture, change the message to
>The Holocaust never happened, but it should
and still use the #8400ff colored text?
That should ease the situation and prevent any future drama over the phrase
>Gas the kikes, race war now
Anonymous 12/03/17 (Sun) 23:28:13 No. 765786
>>765696
Please just not include my post. If it is going to piss this many people off and they are going ruin /a/ because they don't get the joke it isn't worth it. Meido can confirm I am Sooks poster.
Anonymous 12/03/17 (Sun) 23:30:58 No. 765789
>>765784
You have to go back.
>>765786
Nah you're fine.
Anonymous 12/03/17 (Sun) 23:55:29 No. 765816
>>765810
Are we posting rare meidos?
Anonymous 12/03/17 (Sun) 23:55:31 No. 765817
Well. Until the meidos show up and delete all the shitposts. Is everyone having a good holiday season so far?
Anonymous 12/03/17 (Sun) 23:56:59 No. 765822
>>765816
That was the only one I had saved. I think I saved it from a thread when we decided something about /a/ meidos, but my memory isn't the best.
Anonymous 12/03/17 (Sun) 23:57:20 No. 765824
>>765820
Ignore him we're either burning it down or hoping a meido solves this.
Anonymous 12/04/17 (Mon) 00:22:48 No. 765845
>>765817
Had a heart attack just before Thanksgiving and realized that I am old as fuck and my waifu is the only thing I love that loves me backSURPRISE BOX Besides booze but that is pretty much synonymous with her. Not smoking, limiting my drinking, and not eating what I want is a serious downer. I spent 20 years a wage slave so I would be able to enjoy whatever I wanted and now that I am free to do so I can't without dying.
But I am seriously looking forward to Christ's birthday. I am totally going to get drunk, eat a bunch of prime rib and yorkshire pudding, and chain smoke. Fuck you mom and dad I am [AGE REDACTED] and I can do what I want.
Anonymous ## Head Meido 12/04/17 (Mon) 00:25:51 No. 765848
>shitting up the Christmas collage thread of all things
Is nothing sacred to you at all? Commencing purge.
Anonymous 12/04/17 (Mon) 00:27:11 No. 765849
Anonymous 12/04/17 (Mon) 00:27:56 No. 765851
>>765848
>get in loser we're watching anime
Anonymous 12/04/17 (Mon) 00:29:21 No. 765852
>>765848
Thank you meido.
I can see pantsu!
Anonymous 12/04/17 (Mon) 00:30:27 No. 765854
>>765848
Thanks Meido!
>>765852
I think that is just the underside of the dress.
Anonymous 12/04/17 (Mon) 00:36:30 No. 765857
>>765848
About time you guys woke up
Anonymous 12/04/17 (Mon) 00:40:38 No. 765859
>>765848
The only thing sacred to me is this specific picture.
Anonymous 12/04/17 (Mon) 00:55:56 No. 765865
>>765848
Merry Christmas Head Meido.
Anonymous 12/04/17 (Mon) 01:01:49 No. 765867
>>765817
I have been stressing out on some finals and haven't really felt the holiday spirit just yet.
>>765848
Thanks Meido!
Anonymous 12/04/17 (Mon) 01:04:26 No. 765868
>>765867
>calc II final tomorrow
>final exam decides if I pass or fail
>haven't studied yet
Fuck
Anonymous 12/04/17 (Mon) 01:06:14 No. 765869
>>765868
I got 3 finals just like that man in one day so I'm pretty fucked if I don't study.
Anonymous 12/04/17 (Mon) 01:15:29 No. 765875
>>765404
I'll try to make her favorite food then, if it turns out terribly I'll post a pic instead.
Anonymous 12/04/17 (Mon) 01:42:41 No. 765884
>>765875
I literally make my wife's food. From growing it, preperation, to service. I planted the trees when I was a child. I came home and now I harvest the fruit, ferment, and distill it all for us to share. She is greedy as HECK and steals more than her share when I black out. But I think she likes it more than slug piss and we do sell some to family and tribe.
Anonymous 12/04/17 (Mon) 02:22:10 No. 765900
>>765871
Better start studying then.
Anonymous 12/04/17 (Mon) 02:54:57 No. 765910
>>765900
I currently am studying for them today and planning tomorrow to study with friends. Shit is frustrating but you gotta do what you gotta do.
Anonymous 12/04/17 (Mon) 02:59:29 No. 765911
>>765910
Procrastination is a bitch.
Anonymous 12/04/17 (Mon) 03:02:37 No. 765912
>>765911
It sure is pal, shit almost fucked me over on more than 1 occasion.
Anonymous 12/04/17 (Mon) 04:33:18 No. 765927
>>765817
It is amazing sleeping with my Shinobu every night feeling her warmth and cool body on me when its 55 degrees outside. Winter is amazing.
Anonymous 12/04/17 (Mon) 06:41:28 No. 765964
>>765147
Even better, the kanji for "big" is hito plus a horizontal line: 大
Soto 12/04/17 (Mon) 20:19:48 No. 766186
>>765848
>Sakuya
>not Remi
Meido pls
Anonymous 12/04/17 (Mon) 20:27:48 No. 766193
>>766186
We are the meidos Remi.
Anonymous 12/04/17 (Mon) 20:32:20 No. 766196
>>765964
That's an other guy.
Anonymous 12/05/17 (Tue) 01:47:55 No. 766277
>>766186
Your software choices hurt but your heart is in the right place. At least we can tell each other apart now with you are the Windows/Remi and me as Linux/Remi
Anonymous 12/05/17 (Tue) 02:08:01 No. 766283
>>766277
>At least we can tell each other apart now
That guy isn't me, I still haven't gotten around to choosing my picture. It looks like there's a new Remifag on the block.
Anonymous 12/05/17 (Tue) 04:25:08 No. 766305
Anonymous 12/05/17 (Tue) 04:44:37 No. 766310
Alcohol is humanity's friend. Can I abandon a friend?
Anonymous 12/05/17 (Tue) 04:45:54 No. 766311
"May our love only grow stronger."
A message not only for Meiling and myself, but for everyone on /a/ and their respective waifus.
Anonymous 12/05/17 (Tue) 04:47:46 No. 766312
>>766310
May you spend many happy years together.
Anonymous 12/05/17 (Tue) 05:01:12 No. 766318
Anonymous 12/05/17 (Tue) 11:41:17 No. 766368
>>765845
The bright future we all aspire for.
Anonymous 12/05/17 (Tue) 11:57:00 No. 766373
>>766368
Go back to /pol/.
Anonymous 12/05/17 (Tue) 12:04:46 No. 766375
>>766373
I honestly didn't mean to post that image and I am unable to delete it.
Anonymous 12/05/17 (Tue) 12:55:28 No. 766384
The best 5 years if my life!
Soto 12/06/17 (Wed) 00:04:54 No. 766512
>>766277
I need to update mine since that one is ancient and I actually have a decent setup now
>>766305
It's been a while anon
Anonymous 12/06/17 (Wed) 03:52:29 No. 766570
>>766512
Hello
I should really restart VIPmas. I miss imagining how VIPPERs would react on opening.
Anonymous 12/06/17 (Wed) 08:19:35 No. 766605
>>766585
I'M GONNA BULLY
Not only is your waifu a shit character from one of the worst videogames ever made which is actively helping drive further nails into the medium's coffin but you didn't even crop your trashcan to the right resolution.
Anonymous 12/06/17 (Wed) 10:04:49 No. 766619
May the road rise up to meet you; may the wind always be at your back
Anonymous 12/06/17 (Wed) 11:35:23 No. 766628
>>766610
It looks like tumblr shit, you should probably kill yourself.
Anonymous 12/06/17 (Wed) 11:38:59 No. 766629
>>766196
This is a big revelation for me.
>>766610
How is a video game character from an american company anime or manga related? Start your own thread on /v/.
Anonymous 12/06/17 (Wed) 12:53:03 No. 766641
>>765126
She's literally perfect in every way.
Post last edited at 12/06/17 (Wed) 20:41:19
Anonymous 12/07/17 (Thu) 01:29:54 No. 766838
>>765349
I have Christmas 2015
It doesn't even feel that long ago
Anonymous 12/07/17 (Thu) 02:16:52 No. 766857
**How the fuck will I ever get a waifu? No one would ever love me. I'm pathetic. There's no way to trick myself into it. I know she's there, but I can't be happy with anyone. I can say, "Yeah, she's my waifu now" but would it really ever help? No. It wouldn't. I'd still be lonely as ever. I'd still waste away. I'd still have no desire to move. What point is it even to dream of someone liking me? Yeah, it feels good. It feels like someone doesn't think you're a sack of shit, or that they believe you can get better, but you'll never get out of it. You'll never stop being a waste of space who did nothing your entire life. What kind of girl wants someone like that? What kind of girl would be happy with someone who always says he'll make something out of himself, but always falls flat? Always half-asses. Always drops his passion when it no longer keeps the depression of a lost life at bay.
Why do I even live? I should just die!
I've been waiting for years for her. Every year, I see another one of these threads, and say, "Maybe next time, I can add her." Yeah, and by next time, I'll be a millionaire full-time NEET, too. And I'll have a taste of happiness again, too.
Fuck this world. She's never showing up. She's never knocking on my door. I'm destined to live the life of a lonely nobody who was born into nothing and quietly passed on without so much as a memory of my existence. There's no way in hell a cute girl could reach her hand out to someone like that. I'm finished. It's over. Merry Christmas. See you next year.**
Anonymous 12/07/17 (Thu) 02:17:25 No. 766858
>>766857
I can't even do spoilers. Fuck
Anonymous 12/07/17 (Thu) 04:56:39 No. 766896
>>766857
I'm no authority on applied waifu sciences, but I think you haven't taken the dimensional incongruities into account; there isn't room in 2D for such 3D matters, so it doesn't make sense to apply "no one would ever love me" to the experience of getting a waifu. Sure, there are Anons who've said you'll "just know" when you see your waifu-to-be, but maybe you just need to be proactive and reach out for what you want? If unconditional dedication is what you need, there's a waifu for that. Or maybe you aren't really into that and you want a waifu who'll slap your balls and call you pathetic because it's what you want to hear? It's your call. If you're waiting for a waifu to knock on your door, maybe the waifu you'd actually end up with is too shy to make the first move. Maybe there's a waifu out there with the same feelings you have, you just have to break into her apartment and say, "You're my waifu now, goddammit! You're kawaii because I say you are, young lady, now shut up and get in my van!" It's 2D, so approach it knowing the point is to make you feel better, not put up with 3DPD.
Anonymous 12/07/17 (Thu) 05:51:07 No. 766909
"3 years and counting"
god i don't talk to you cunts much but these threads always remind me how much i love you all. /a/ always makes my christmases comfy and something to look forward to.
Anonymous 12/07/17 (Thu) 11:00:51 No. 766944
>>766857
Sounds like you're stuck in some self-enforcing loop of misery. You need to find a way to cope or you'll never break out, and killing yourself isn't a good idea either, because it's a solvable problem.
It sounds like you're evaluating yourself based on the 3DPD set of values, and if you want to become a better normalfag there's plenty of people who will give you good advice on that.
If you want my personal, unproven method, give up on 3DPD entirely and stop trying to live up to their expectations, instead continue living just for the small immediate pleasures like anime and good food. Only maintaining the bare minimum contact with the 3DPD world to ensure your physical well-being, but that physical well-being is only a way to enable your spiritual well-being. Learn moon, try to write or draw, find a hobby that might be practically useless but gives you something to look at when you're done and feel proud of what you've achieved. Grow a sense of arrogance and use it to prove to yourself you're better than the people judging you. Just the mere fact of not being a brainless normalfag already earns people a lot of respect in my book.
The gist of it is basically the same for both cases and it's just start doing small relatively insignificant things to improve your immediate situation and just build up from there, and always push yourself to keep doing it either by setting a goal you want to work towards or a condition for failure which you absolutely want to avoid. You'll begin to climb out of that dump, slowly but surely. Once you stop pitying yourself then you can be sure your waifu will love you. Either because you'll be confident enough in who you are to genuinely believe it or you're arrogant enough to not even doubt it in the first place.
Anonymous 12/07/17 (Thu) 12:50:50 No. 766959
>>766857
Your problem is that your dreams and worries aren't big enough. Dream bigger, dream of the apocalypse! Start a fire in your heart and turn it into the funeral pyre of your sanity! Be a tool in your own hands! Let your worries rob you of the now!
Anonymous 12/07/17 (Thu) 13:55:43 No. 766971
"This smile I'll defend."
>>766944
This /a/non speaks the truth.
Anonymous 12/07/17 (Thu) 14:15:36 No. 766977
>>766857
Your actual problem is that you're a faggot who complains too much and who probably thinks your misery is some sort of special situation.
Eat a bag of shit, just like everyone else does, buddy.
Anonymous 12/14/17 (Thu) 07:32:31 No. 769344
"Keep going and never give up."
Kethsar 12/16/17 (Sat) 04:34:25 No. 769880
>>765349
>Flan
>An image I would use
>I don't even come here
I wonder if that was me. I don't remember but that sounds like me. Quote holds true, I haven't been here since like Q1 or part of Q2 this year.
Anonymous 12/16/17 (Sat) 04:34:45 No. 769881
>>769880
Oh what the fuck my name was still on too. I didn't check that. Whoops.
Anonymous 12/16/17 (Sat) 17:09:34 No. 770066
>>769880
I'm pretty sure it was you, I think you were doing r/a/dio the night the thread was posted.
Anonymous 12/16/17 (Sat) 19:16:44 No. 770115
"I just want to be forever with you"
Anonymous 12/17/17 (Sun) 16:46:07 No. 770435
"I'll always be here for u /a/non"
Anonymous 12/17/17 (Sun) 18:36:07 No. 770449
>>765126
Quote: The eastern front won't take itself.
Anonymous 12/17/17 (Sun) 21:32:31 No. 770503
"Do you want to have sex?"
Anonymous 12/17/17 (Sun) 22:07:58 No. 770514
"Robo-meidos need love too."
Anonymous 12/18/17 (Mon) 10:59:04 No. 770713
>>770712
>multiple waifus
What kind of sick filth are you?
Anonymous 12/18/17 (Mon) 20:14:26 No. 770878
For the anon who recommended this in the manga thread, Thanks man.
Anonymous 12/18/17 (Mon) 20:29:49 No. 770883
"God bless you magnificent faggots"
Anonymous 12/21/17 (Thu) 01:49:51 No. 771663
For all of the years of support
Anonymous 12/21/17 (Thu) 03:31:13 No. 771684
>>765126
Merry Christmas, Anons! Let's make 2018 a comfy one.
Anonymous 12/21/17 (Thu) 03:36:35 No. 771685
>>770964
A shame doing some cocaine just ruined her career.
Anonymous 12/21/17 (Thu) 13:22:52 No. 771809
"You are all my life"
(I have to come here more often.
Hi guys, how's going? Ready to celebrate Christmas with your love?)
>>765404
See what >>765415 said. It is true.
>>766311
Thanks for the inspirational message! And I see you're a man of culture as well.
Anonymous 12/22/17 (Fri) 00:51:10 No. 771989
"Love will find an answer"
>>765126
Thanks for taking the time to do this every year! You're a hero to all of us
Anonymous 12/22/17 (Fri) 09:20:31 No. 772098
"For you, anything's worth it."
Anonymous 12/22/17 (Fri) 11:00:07 No. 772114
>>772113
With the utmost respect anon.
Your Waifu is trash. I hope you have a merry Christmas.
Anonymous 12/22/17 (Fri) 12:30:58 No. 772131
>>766863
She is pretty great even if she does drool a lot.
Anonymous 12/22/17 (Fri) 18:50:50 No. 772203
>>771809
Love can't give you the ability to walk to centrelink.
Anonymous 12/22/17 (Fri) 20:19:54 No. 772240
>>766857
You are now my new screensaver.
Thanks a lot, even if you think you're completely worthless, your post really resonated with me, and shows me what I never want to become.
You've become a source of inspiration for me, a heartfelt thank you.
Anonymous 12/23/17 (Sat) 00:37:23 No. 772315
"Thanks for every moment"
Anonymous 12/23/17 (Sat) 19:26:52 No. 772630
ο βοσκός μου στην άβυσσο.
Anonymous 12/24/17 (Sun) 04:30:57 No. 772776
>>772630
не спеши
youtube.com/watch?v=cdYi8OnWTLA
Anonymous 12/24/17 (Sun) 07:18:27 No. 772814
>>766896
>>766944
>>766959
>>766977
>>772240
Thanks, everyone. Even on /a/, there's always those of us who are envious as hell of you couples around Christmas.
I wish every one of you and you're waifus the best and eternal happiness.
Even if I don't think she could love me, even if I can't accept her love now, maybe I can make myself into someone she can in the future.
I'll get a spot on your collage yet, anon.
Anonymous 12/25/17 (Mon) 01:47:06 No. 773255
Merry Christmas to you Eurofags, and Christmas Eve to my fellow Americans!
Anonymous 12/25/17 (Mon) 08:57:50 No. 773641
>>773333
Top tier tastes anon. Any man that loves an oni is a man of culture and taste.
Anonymous 12/25/17 (Mon) 11:42:15 No. 773666
"2018: The year Xionfag WILL save his Waifu"
Tfw soon it will be 8 years
Anonymous 12/25/17 (Mon) 19:14:02 No. 773740
>>772814
Waifus are a force beyond reason, Anon. They'll always be there to help you and hope for you to help yourself. I don't know your problems, you might not believe that you can do it for her, but just focus on the simple things in life. Eating right, getting up in the morning, all that nice stuff. The rest will come naturally.
And merry Christmas, Anons!
For the thread, my quote:
"My feelings overreach my words. You're a saint, my love."
Anonymous 12/25/17 (Mon) 20:38:31 No. 773764
>>773740
Supposed to be a short quote, not a love letter anon. Just sayin'.
Anonymous 12/25/17 (Mon) 20:48:35 No. 773778
>>773769
Only one can be your waifu.
Anonymous 12/25/17 (Mon) 21:18:13 No. 773787
>>773786
>>773769
>having more than one waifu
Anonymous 12/25/17 (Mon) 21:27:49 No. 773793
>>773769
>>773786
>>773789
GET IN HERE MEIDOS
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 02:21:26 No. 773850
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 05:56:30 No. 773899
>>773898
Your sins will have consequences.
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 06:03:07 No. 773901
>>773898
You need to leave.
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 06:30:01 No. 773905
>>773898
Is it possible for one man to have such a terrible opinion.
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 06:33:17 No. 773906
These threads are only here once in a while, please make an effort to keep them sanitary for fuck's sake.
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 06:50:17 No. 773913
>>773898
When people like you go to hell, you have to watch your waifu fuck other men for all eternity while all your 'other waifus' punch you in the dick.
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 07:28:45 No. 773922
File: 39685a6bb570c80⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 45.69 KB, 680x383, 680:383, oreimo-manami-punches-kiri….jpg )
>>773899
>>773901
>>773905
>>773913
It's a simple concept. You have one true waifu that is used for loving, headpatting, smile protecting and baby making, and then you have a side waifu that you use as an outlet for your violent aggression and sick sexual lust. It's not really cheating, just as long as you don't ever love her and after making cummies you smack her around a bit, just to remind her that she will never be your true waifu and her station in life will never be higher than that of a living onahole, an object that exists solely as an outlet for your sexual agression. This way, you can love your actual waifu in a pure and untainted manner. Don't lie and say that none of you ever do this. Half the people in this thread are all like "ooh look at me, i'm such a moral exemplar, I only ever make love to one single 2D girl that I am in a committed relationship with and I NEVER cheat on her with any of the countless other 2D girls that also exist and that I find sexually attractive in many different ways". I bet you are all a bunch of hypocrites, who occaisonally fap to doujins featuring other peoples waifus and don't even feel ashamed about it.
As long as you don't feel any romantic feelings towards your side waifu, and you treat her like subhuman garbage undeserving of being called your equal, then you are NOT cheating on your waifu.
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 07:36:11 No. 773923
>>773922
>>773898
There's a special place in hell for trash like you.
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 07:49:23 No. 773926
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>>773913
> all your 'other waifus'
I only have one other waifu, and she's more like a human punching bag, or a chew toy. An object, to be denigrated, demeaned, and abused in a most unsavory manner in order to sate the ungodly lust that all proper gentlemen secretly harbor but dare not speak of in public I figure you guys can at least be a little candid on /a/ instead of pretending to be some hoity toity monogamy types with no secret desires to abuse and defile 2D women that exist only as your property.
My relationship with my true waifu is a shining example of virtue and honor. I will never do any harm to my real waifu, I live only to protect her smile and to pat her head and there is no lengths I won't go to to make her happy. She is the only woman that I will ever love and our love for each other is pure and untainted.
Sometimes she helps me bully my side waifu, she's hates her more than I do
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 07:59:08 No. 773931
>>773922
Try to justify it all you want, but keep being such a lecherous husbando and your relationship with your waifu will be strained and crooked. Anons with normal, healthy relationships with their waifus seem like "moral exemplars" to you only because you deserve a 2D purgatory more than a 2D ojousan.
>>773926
>Sometimes [my true waifu] helps me bully my side waifu, she's hates her more than I do
>>773898
>It doesn't count as cheating if you're only using her as a live onahole, and your regular waifu never finds out
Explain yourself, faggot. Explain yourself.
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 08:29:52 No. 773937
>>773931
In some situation it is best that your true waifu never finds out, if she is the pure and innocent type who does not understand, it is best that you never let her know of your true dark and twisted nature that just about everybody here has and does not admit to. But, if your waifu is the mature and understanding type who has sadistic desires of her own, then it would be best for her to know about it and even take part when you abuse her. I am in a fortunate situation, in that my main waifu has a long history of hatred and animosity against my side waifu, our current situation came about naturally. We love each other in a pure and wholesome way, while using this other woman whom we both hate, as a outlet for our rage and aggression. We are both very clear about the fact that we love each other and I only use the side waifu for hatefucking and other forms of bullying. There is nothing abnormal or unwholsome about this. In fact, I would suggest that all of you should go out and find a side waifu of your own, to act out scenes from those particularly weird doujinshis from. Don't try to tell me that you never wanted to. Just don't fuck it up and accidentally make your side waifu think that you have feelings for her or respect her in any way. Side waifus are only to be treated as burnable trash, smack her around everyday to make her know her place, make her eat out of a dog bowl, stick needles under her nails if she disobeys, make cummies inside her while she's in estrus, then when she's seven months pregant, beat her up so horribly that she has a miscarriage, then scold her for being a failure of a mother (by miscarrying) and lock her in a closet until she is completely mindbroken and incapable of loving herself and being anything more than your personal living onahole. Do whatever you can do to drive home that fact that the only woman you will ever love is your true waifu and no other woman will ever win your love I personally, can think of no purer way of expressing ones love for the waifu.
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 08:47:38 No. 773942
>773937
>be in committed relationship with kuroneko
>use kirino as mindbroken torture slave
This has to be the most romantic thing I've ever heard of.
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 08:59:51 No. 773945
>>773922
>>773937
>>773898
>>773926
>>773937
>being the unholy hybrid of a Kirino fag and Kuroneko fag while simultaneously having two waifus
I didn't even think such abhorrent faggotry could exist up until now.
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 09:09:43 No. 773948
>>773945
I assure you that I am 100% Kuroneko fag, always have been, always will be. Kirino is strictly for bullying, nothing more.
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 09:46:38 No. 773951
>oreimofaggotry ruined Christmas
>retroactively
Ayasefags seem to be all right, the rest of that bunch must be mentally ill.
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 11:22:54 No. 773962
>>773951
What's it called where I think Kyousuke should have chosen Ayase but personally Kirino is the hottest?
Do I have a waifu?
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 15:39:49 No. 774005
And I thought I shat up the thread with my "my waifu would never love me" shit.
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 20:44:35 No. 774069
>>773764
>>773740
Oh, then I'll just go with "Hail to the future!"
I think I like the sound of that better anyways.
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 21:48:51 No. 774080
>>773926
>>773922
>>773937
I suppose you make a compelling argument, anon. I don't necessarily agree with you, mind you, but your posts certainly have made me think. For example, what you are describing is somewhat of a fetish of mine, but my waifu is pure as spring flowers and I'd never want to even consider such things when it comes to her. Much easier to direct such feelings towards someone who deserves them, sure, but then again it might be a better idea to work on cleansing all that shit out of your system and be a good husbando that, you know... doesn't have a rape dungeon on the side.
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 21:53:17 No. 774081
>>773926
So basically you're a nigger describing your waifu as a bottom bitch?
It appears you've already been removed, so I wont pursue this. But truly, this is the shining example of Kuronekofag butthurt, years later. The solar death of the universe will be happening and Kuronekofags will STILL be butthurt
I don't even believe your waifu's really Kuroneko. You're probably just a Manamifag causing shit
Sage for off topic.
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 22:09:05 No. 774083
"I can't make it all alone, I've built my dreams around you"
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 22:17:33 No. 774085
>>773937
>>773926
>side waifus
>abusing waifus
How can one man be so trashy?
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 22:51:06 No. 774090
"All I ask for is another year with you by my side."
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 22:54:28 No. 774092
"Let's be done with all this and respawn in the online world!"
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 23:09:50 No. 774096
>>774081
This is a sole example of the mental capacity of the Kuronekofag who hates the best girl.
Beware the mentally retarded schizo.
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 23:37:36 No. 774101
>side waifus
Oh shit what are you doing nigger.
Anonymous 12/27/17 (Wed) 10:52:53 No. 774189
>>774122
Wrong size, Anon.
Anonymous 12/27/17 (Wed) 11:03:47 No. 774190
>>774101
I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he meant Daughteru.
Anonymous 12/27/17 (Wed) 11:40:24 No. 774193
It's good to see a bunch of the regular faces. I'm glad we're all still here.
Anonymous 12/27/17 (Wed) 19:24:15 No. 774272
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>>774190
Daughterus are every bit as important as waifus, it's sad that they don't get mentioned as much.
Anonymous 12/27/17 (Wed) 20:46:50 No. 774291
>>774272
>daughteru
>tumblr file
I'm calling child protective services.
Anonymous 12/29/17 (Fri) 19:59:14 No. 774939
Finally have access to an oven, still no access to artistic ability.
"You've changed my life, I can never thank you enough. I love you."
Anonymous 12/29/17 (Fri) 20:07:44 No. 774942
>>774939
Neat tank anon, what did you make it out of?
Anonymous 12/29/17 (Fri) 20:29:23 No. 774957
>>774939
Nice job, faggot.
Anonymous 12/30/17 (Sat) 01:11:52 No. 775179
>>774939
It's the thought and effort that counts anon.
Anonymous 12/30/17 (Sat) 01:50:18 No. 775183
"I wish I was as strong as you, but for now I can only feel strong with you by my side."
Pick whichever.
>>774272
>>774291
Daughterus should be saved for Father's Day.
Anonymous 12/30/17 (Sat) 02:25:05 No. 775190
>>774942
Looks like it's made of clay, hence the reference to an oven.
Anonymous 12/30/17 (Sat) 03:21:23 No. 775212
>>774942
Thank you, anon. I made the dough with "People Chow" soylent mix with some peanut butter added to keep it malleable for longer. Imagine a dense hush puppy with hints of cocoa and peanut butter.
Anonymous 12/30/17 (Sat) 09:30:21 No. 775261
"Onward"
Thanks for the year /a/. If there's one bit of consistency in my life, it's that I can come on here and share something I enjoy with some people I enjoy. I hope next year treats you all well and you achieve some of the things you set your minds on, I'm sure you can do it.
Anonymous 12/30/17 (Sat) 12:57:38 No. 775281
"25252!"
Merry Christmas, /a/!
Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 16:59:35 No. 776026
"Tanks for the memories, /a/!"
Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 19:06:45 No. 776038
"These poisonous envenomed worms should be drafted into forced labor."
Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 19:49:22 No. 776049
Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 20:10:29 No. 776058
>>776049
Oh fuck, I knew I forgot something.
Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 21:47:46 No. 776067
>>766341
Probably listening to the Free Software song .
Anonymous 01/03/18 (Wed) 01:40:45 No. 776390
"Let's make this year great."
Anonymous 01/03/18 (Wed) 03:43:30 No. 776403
>>774122
Do NOT steal my waifu!
Anonymous 01/03/18 (Wed) 05:19:47 No. 776422
>>776403
There is no such thing as stealing ones waifu.
Anonymous 01/03/18 (Wed) 11:51:43 No. 776468
Woman should really fucking stay away from hentai and Doujinshi, and just make cancer Yaoi with Shoujo instead.
Anonymous 01/03/18 (Wed) 12:01:08 No. 776473
>>776468
That's neat and all, but what does your post have to do with the thread?
Anonymous 01/03/18 (Wed) 12:08:09 No. 776483
>>776473
Ah, sorry, I messed up, I accidentally posted the non edited picture, well, nothing can be done, I already took the bullet so, yeah, gomenasai.
Anonymous 01/04/18 (Thu) 03:31:55 No. 776703
"Together in the database"
>>766838
>>765349
Does anyone have a collage/archive with the pictures from 2014? Swept through 5 hard drives and only found my own picture.
Anonymous 01/04/18 (Thu) 03:49:46 No. 776707
>>776703
There are no 2014 collages. It started after the exodus which was mid to late 2014.
Anonymous 01/04/18 (Thu) 04:18:44 No. 776710
"Thank you, my beloved phantasm."
Anonymous 01/04/18 (Thu) 04:44:49 No. 776715
"I felt completely in sync with your wind"
Anonymous 01/04/18 (Thu) 05:54:01 No. 776728
>>776707
I'm sure we had a Christmas thread on 2014 where anons posted /jp/ dinner style pictures, maybe no one compiled them in a picture.
Anonymous 01/05/18 (Fri) 04:56:09 No. 776975
"May the fire in your heart blind the rising sun"
Anonymous 01/05/18 (Fri) 10:16:01 No. 777011
Looking at around 90 entries this year. A normal amount. I'll be closing entries tonight. Will probably take me a week to make the collage.
"I will never forget the day I married you"
Anonymous 01/05/18 (Fri) 10:25:33 No. 777012
>>777011
I appreciate the time and effort you put in to make content that makes fellow waifufags smile. Keep it up bud.
Anonymous 01/05/18 (Fri) 19:53:23 No. 777104
>>777011
You're an inspiration to waifufags everywhere. Keep up the good work!
Anonymous 01/06/18 (Sat) 05:54:06 No. 777257
Anonymous 01/07/18 (Sun) 00:36:23 No. 777633
>>766857
I wish I didn't know this feel.
Anonymous 01/24/18 (Wed) 08:59:16 No. 785109
>>777633
Cheer up
Go to a cafe
Anonymous 01/24/18 (Wed) 15:06:25 No. 785181
>>773962
It's called being me.